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Hewoo
Hey star
cool
does he wanna cookie?
what kind of cookie
Oatmeal and Rasin
gross no
Ew
that'[s what im saying, Star's bro is weird
Hihihi
dude's cookie taste is the same as his gun taste
Any cookie with raisin in it is an abomination that should never exist
lol
Why scared to shoot it?
.500 is basic bitch ammo
we shoot .700 nitro express
minimum
shoulders and wrists of steel, baby
ah 700 nitro express I see your a Kentucky ballistics viewer nice!!
this
^that
Stepaddy me pizza I hungy
You always want pizza
yesh =3
relax, both are good
I got to meet him but it was before I knew he was a ytuber
A while ago
I forgot were but my family went near there were he was at and we saw him at a store and when I saw his yt channel I was like wait that's the guy I saw
Wow...
Ever since then I like watching him š
Unrelated but I am now 18. Happy birthday to me
happy birthday teddy
Pizza
My mother got me Vietnam Pho and an energy drink. She's knows me too well 
sure
But I still suck at handling the chili š Too white, can't handle any level of spice
Sorry I blew up
No I didn't lmao I'm so tired and high xd but he's a cool youtuber I ngl rather him than the others
Help I'm tired and high knock me out and bring pizza
That soundsā¦HIGHLY inappropriate
Are you you even old enough to smoke?
hehe
nah i believed you from the start, man, you could've kept the lie going
have they indicated their age before?
all no im not one to do that xd so I just end up saying I was jk but yeah u havint watched him for a lil but I heard he's doing alooot better since that RN 50 incident but yeah also man? I'm a man know!!! Yay @junior hawk u see this?
I have $105, what should I buy on steam?
Your dad back
He still lives here unfortunately
Before I answer this I need to know. Did you find offense in it somewhere?
im joking, i knew you were lying from the start lmao
Hehe
no im sharing concern of them being high if they're not at least 18, lol
I gotta get Helldivers 2
i have some bad news about teenagers
Lol
i get that buuuut maybe don't fucking talking about it in a public discord, then?
this isn't a moral issue, idc about all that, i find it objectionable sure but whatever
Chill I'm old enough
now im doubtful but ok
well I can't really say my age her but I am age know so I can
But yeah I'm done imma head to sleep gn
squint
nighty Star
now i dont even believe
I started in the 6th grade
Lol stpaddy
What? I was a little fuckin rebel
My buddy still tells people that when he met me I was throwing Molotov cocktails at our grade school
i mean again, i knew teens are gonna do whatever they want to rebel. The issue here is that it's just not a good idea to blurt out, lmao
stayed little
I wouldnāt say little
heya sunny
im pretty sure mods and pocketPair wouldn't want to be seen as "facilitating underaged drug usage" on their serverr, lol. it's dumb i know, but all it takes is one disgruntled user and a outta context screenshot to get the news papers talkin'
hii caos
how are ya today?
its not really their server and theyd have to participate and support the behavior
i mean whether they own it or not, its still the "official" one they link to on their channels and stuff.
and yea but what im trying to say is if the mods were here they'd probably strike it down, idk i just don't think its wise, but its whatevers, we can't prove star is lying, nor if they are telling the truth so shrug
???
but nah you're probably right, im just being dum
let the mods moderate lol
no.
doing what again?
The thing where you take shit to seriously and end up getting all bent out of shape and having a conniption
damn i was caught by the rain without anything to cover my head
im totally wet
I am your inner voice, everything is ok
aaw danm.. i really hope ya dont get sick too..
i would fucking actually put a ||.357 magnum through my skull|| if that were the case.
but fair enough, if what you said was in jest i misunderstood and got it wrong
š¤£š¤£š¤£ get him carby
i hope so
i cant get sick rn i have a lot of stuff to take care of
that why i have inappropriate thoughts
pettin'
Guys, I need your opinion on my steam cart rn. $90.65 CAD, Elder Scrolls Online, Cult of the Lamb, R6, Lethal Company, and Helldivers 2. Any changes I should make?
Damn bro. And here I was about to ask how your date went like a real friend. Smdh.
You calm af though right?
ESO isnāt anything like the RPGs if thatās what youāre after
nooo please im sorry
ask about my date
How would you say it differs from others?
How was your date
yeet ESO and R6 and that's be a noice cart
They removed the vast majority of freedoms with class building. You have to pick a class and can only use that classes abilities.
it was actually cool
he was shorter than iād like but he smelled amazing
also i finally got the taste of how other guys felt when i started to bomb them with irrelevant knowledge- he did the same to me xD
The exploration isnāt as grand either. Theyāve essentially removed the heart and soul of the elder scrolls games in order to balance for an MMO
i didnāt like eso, it was rly boring compared to other mmos that iāve played
yeah, the thing about ESO is that its not an Elder Scrolls game, it just a MMO in it's universe
Hell yeah. Glad you had a good time. What did you guys do?
Thank you so much, I'll be removing it from my cart
I would also still remove Rainbow 6 from that cart, imo
he picked me up, we went to the steakhouse place, talked there a lot
then we grabbed a drink and stayed in the car near the stadium
after i got home, he started texting me that he wish i stayed for longer and stuff like thatš¤š¤
you are welcome
itās just not how you imagine an elder scrolls game OR an mmo game xD its bad at both
Yeah. We wanted multiplayer Skyrim. Not some balanced MMO bullshit
Aww. Heās the man of your dreams! You did it Sunni!
i didnāt do shit yet xD we need to wait to see the actual results
in my experience every man on a first date is on his best behaviour
All men will stay on their best behavior if you hit em enough. Gotta keep us in line
if you hit me i can and will cry
Iām just kidding Sunni donāt hit your date
owie
Jokes on you, sheās into that

Im struggling to find a game to replace them with so I might do Saints Row LOL
?
idk the best thing for me is that he smells amazing and has braces
why do you need to "replace" them?
Get WoW
I removed ESO and R6. I wanna spend close to my $105 budget
if you canāt find anything that you want, dont just spend money
Braces are one of the best things for you?
hi chat
i mean just... save the money until something else strikes your fancy?
itās not the last sales season
never a reason not to save
wat
yeah i love when guys have them
itās so cute
Idk she said it. Iām confused to
hi
Is Dragon's Dogma 2 really that expensive or is it just pre-order price? $95 CAD. I never seen a standard edition game be priced that high
pre-order price is not usually that expensive
i think itās just the price of the game
I got punched in the mouth when I had braces and they got stuck in my lip. I had to use a garden hose to fill my mouth with water and rip them free.
Depressing. Game looks good tho
damn
have you avenged yourself?
Oh I was avenged while they were still stuck in my lips
i mean
the game prices are rising as everything around here šµāš« but dd2 actually looks cool, iāll wait till release and buy it if its good
so cool
i wasnāt doubting you
New cart: Saints Row, The Coffin of Andy and Leyley, Cult of the Lamb, Lethal Company, and Helldivers 2. $100.60
You all need to start playing wow with me
We could be the very best like no one ever was
Damn. WoW always kills chat
How do you know Iām not?
well are you
which saints row
also for the love of god do not get The Coffin
New one.
just... save the money
Um
Thank you for your purchase!
An email confirmation has been sent to you.
Any digital items in this order are now registered to your account on Steam. To access your items, simply visit your library in Steam whenever you're ready.
New Saints Row is so bad it killed the company, lol
No I donāt have ear buds and my coworker wouldnāt let me live that down.
coworker sounds like he also needs lady gaga
why did you bother to ask if you were gonna just full send it? lmao
also The Coffin of Andy and Leyley has some really gross shit in it, least from what i've heard
"gross shit"
so, if you do end up playing it do so with extreme content
is the gross shit as offensive as teenagers smoking cuz by golly
Tbh I did send that minutes ago, also the dev company mainly just shut down because of its terrible parent company that screwed over a ton of people
if he says gross shit, i think the game is funš¤š¤
The game wasnt perfect but the main issue was with Embracer
bruh what did i actually do
ur still doing it
fair but still the new game isn't that good
Who says I didnt buy it for that? jk jk D:
just not as fun as the original games
?
asking me what you did implies i think you did something in reality i take things seriously maybe 5 percent of the time
i also need to buy something on steam i think
I mean i get you're joking but idk
what do you think abt dead space?
i guess i just thought like you actually don't like me
and are just gonna keep making fun of me the whole night
damn
dead space killed the chatš
Nah just you
nah but do you know about the game or just heard of it?
disliking someone requires mental energy i dont have
im a necromancer
i always resurrect the chat
I dont know much, I have heard of what to expect and why it also got banned from this one country I cant remember the name of
fair enough, sorry for being dumb i just struggle with reading tone alot
have you tried dead space?
Uh, no...
š
Im lame ik
so you know about the ||SWEET HOME ALABAMA and sibling abuse|| and stuff?
Yep.
nah i havenāt tried it either
i want to though
oh
... why did you buy it then?
i have only disliked 1 person in here and i blocked them
Me
fair, i don't blame you
nah its me
Bro who was it?
I like the artwork that the community makes and so I wanna try it out
I NEED to know for science
whoever the person was that kept implying adult things in a chat with minors
you can do that... without the game? but i mean its whatever, i can't control you
oh so not me
damn not me
although unironically i would suggest returning Saints Row
So it was Carby
i mean it was sunni
considers all the jokes Iāve told over the last few weeks
jk jk
me??
It could very well be me
Wow, you got blocked? Wow. Im disappointed in you
i was aboutta say, wtf lmao
ok they literally said the ywere sticking their tongue down someones throat casually
Anyone on and want to play palworld
teddy im not like that
u would know
You dont do that? jk jk, dont block :(
Damnit wiggles I want names
is enshrouded good?
Its so bad
ok i believe you
i heard its fun but lackin' content, with it being early access n all
Okay 0 hours spent on Enshrouded
i bought it but havent played yet
Enshrouded will be very good when itās finished. Itās a lot of now but you run out of things to do quick
Ugh I need to get myself another ssd
The building in it is great
oh
what abt house flipper?
im a fan of house flipper
house flipper is a chill one
I enjoyed the slow 30fps on my xbox series s LOL. Forever on PC from now on (except when GTA 6 releases for the first year until PC release)
budget is whatever if i like the game
Preorder dragon's dogma 2
why is doom 2016 more expensive than the eternal one? šµāš«šµāš«šµāš«
i donāt pre-order
Smart russian girl or whatever language that is
If my geoguessr skills are good, thats Russian
tell him stpaddy
Your skills are bad homie
š¤
ya pre order the steam store might run out of digital copies
Let me guess
hueheuehue
Sheās the Russians natural enemy, Ukrainian
i dont get the concept of paying money for something i cant play immediately šµāš«
Also heard Ukraine did some damage this morning. GG Sunni
that was me š
Technically I wasnt that far off. Worse would have been if it was Bulgaria or around there
you were off by a whole ass country
there used to be a point when pre orders had exclusives and copies sold out
I'm gonna gift you The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
yeah but rn you usually pre order and get like one cosmetic armor and a pet
and everyone else can get them by watching twitch streams for drops
I loved the whole Fallout 76 preorder issues LOL
they gave you a piece of blue tarp fr
i loved the story abt the bag a nuke cola bottle
Anyone have a recommended GPU maker to go with? Like MSI, Gigabyte, etc I dont think I will go with ASUS since they supposedly arent loyal to their warranties
honestly i get parts at bestbuy when possible because ease of warranty
got to Skull Admiral in Helldivers 2
gg
Meow meow meow
What's up
1v1 me on geoguessr?
you already lost my guy
well
:(
Someone ping me if you wanna 1v1 on geoguessr. (I pay for it already so you dont gotta pay for it)
ok new question
is ea play subscription good or should i just buy dead space?
bc i dont trust ea at all š¤
EA Play does offer a good amount of games tbh, whats the price for it for you?
its rly cheap
129 ā“ for ea play, dead space alone cost 599 ā“
answer with ea is always whatever option doesnt involve ea
yeahh but im looking at the games available and there are rly a lot of cool games
and im wondering where is the trick, how is ea gonna rip me off
do you get steam cards if you play the game via ea play?
Looked it up and it says you don't
thank you!
Np : )
im buying doom eternal deluxe and summerhouse š
You donāt.
You get game pass, and ignore the EA games.
Unless the OG NFS2 is there. Then you just get NFS2.
yeah obviously on the beach in Italy
i scrapped the whole idea
and im not sure that iād handle playing a scary game xD
well not with that attitude
My PC actually runs Helldivers 2 really well, im surprised
Definitely getting over 60fps which is all that matters
how is saints row
Just got on, the base character presets are trash so I'm customizing my character a lot
I won't lie tho, the first scenes had the worst cat model I have seen in a modern game
Okay I'm done with Saints row for now after 5 minutes. I wanna play cult of the lamb 
Idk, even if I wanna refund it, it would go back to my sister's bank and I think that takes 3 days to arrive
I did get it for pretty cheap so I'll likely keep it. As long as I ain't paying close to full price, I'm happy
Palword / Terraria / Stardew Valley on update 2024? nice packs
Factorio update... it'll be the best thing ever.
Hello good morning, happy Sunday!
Hey happy st Patrickās day!
Good morning
EY
Hullo I missed ya yesterday they told me you got scared off
Happy Stpaddy day egg
You too lovely!
Nonsense. I only fear velociraptors.
Just was busy with a project.
I hope it went well
Oh nice. I havenāt played DnD in so long, I miss it. So hard to find a good group.
if you donāt like it you should totally refund it, wdym
It really is and honestly itās still a lil wild
What kind of campaign are you guys running?
5e, medieval style with undead zombies
Nice. Are you a Druid?
imagine not banning druids from tables
Stares in Stpaddy
why
Druids are FULL CASTERS
Have wild shape
Can prepare their spells
D8 hit dice
Need only one stat to work (WIS)
Insane subclasses
(And will try to weasel their way into having a horde of tamed animals)
Quite literally, if silvery barbs was a class

wow
the knowledge from bg3 helped me decipher this message
This.
And rangers with the pack master subclass.
Just give me a goblin sorcerer with 6 intelligence and an immovable rod.
Rod gets used for dumb shit.
The only saving grace is, most players avoid the more complex classes like a plague :3
I have yet to see a single ranger tbh
I usually play Druid but this time Iām a rogue
The DM allowed homebrew races so Iām playing a Hexling Rogue
Stay outta Ireland š
I play rogue too
Iām always a rogue
Itās my calling
Sneaking, gambling, drinking
Iām usually a Druid honestly I love the whole animal and one with nature thing
Women are always Druids I stg
And thatās all Iāve played for the three years

How is Lovander not 69
Pocket Pair trolling the weebs hard
don't worry, i have sweet potatoes in the oven, we're okay :)
Did you put marshmallowās on top of them?
why do we need sweet potatoes, they are already perfect as is.
One day, I will venture and buy a sweet potato and see if I like it >.>
One day <.<
I've only ever had them cooked with so much freaking sugar on them I hate them xD
I find marshmallows to be too sweet
60 round mag just because
Sweet potatoes are very sweet on their own trust me
Never cared for marshmallows. I do like to roasted outsides of marshmallows though
Why is it when I lose one cat, I adopt two more cats in his place?
cat toastsis
Loss, need, and fulfillment
I'm sorry for your loss
does red skull have any powers?
I hate it... but their daughter loved him so much, so I know he is loved
He is almost exactly like captain America, only his injection was a tad...unstable
But once he was lost to the stones, he had no power. Only the face
Pretty much from now on, I've decided that if I lose one cat, two more shall replace it until I'm a dead old cat lady with a furry hydra army eating on me, like all old cat lady stories end
the day after my hospice kitty passed away we had four different strays come by to visit š„ŗ
Paying their respects
they've been helping me grieve it's so sweet š
Sometimes animals just know what we need
they totally know
Now adopt them all cause you know you want to
I can't š I have five others
Join me on the road to crazy cat lady..om.
trust me my fiancee and I are already there. they run the roost haha
9 years ago I had almost gotten to 72 cats. Most were spayed/neutered strays we started feeding cause the farm near by kept getting cats and just tossing em out.. not fixing them.. I swear you could go out into the yard by the edge of the field, and just shake a cat food bag. The MASSIVE WAVE of cats jumping over the tall grass bout killed me every day lmao
if we adopted all the neighborhood strays that's the kind of situation we'd be in tbh loool
Because you donāt have a man in your life to curb that behavior.
My now ex husband had 47 dogs....
Just out here leveling up your crazy cat lady class
You see why he an ex?
Yeah thatās a lot of dogs Iād have left too
we are waiting until we have a little more room + we get everybody fully vaccinated and health checked before we adopt any more
They were actually his and his parents... at least I only owned about 7 of the cats... the rest were all the farms lol
Thatās a gross exaggeration right?
we just lost Yuffie a few days ago so everything is still pretty fresh
Farm cats you really donāt even have to worry about
and we don't wanna accidentally get anybody else sick
because what she had is highly contagious and terminal š
Parvo?
Sadly no... they had 3 pitbulls in one pin. 9 chiweenies, 2 chihuahuas, 3 terriers in another large pin. The two greyhounds were tied on leashes(dumb af of him to do they broke off and killed several dogs one day)blood hounds were also on leashes. Beagle and two Boston terriers were in a smaller pin, and the rest were let in the fucking house
feline leukemia virus
That shit almost killed my pupper once
thank god not parvo bc that shit lives in the soil
When there was over 60 on their property, there wasn't much mice left to feed on. They started starving and dying. The farmers would just go get more. So I'd toss food out for them once a day. Not a lot, but enough to keep them alive and still able to continue hunting
FeLV is dangerous and deadly for sure but it is spread through direct contact and can't live in the ground
Whatās in it for me ?
Give me the number, I'll ask redit to do a bomb threat so everyone gets to go home. They'll have dozens to hundreds of people calling. You'll be off for a month
A 6 pack?

I just want to go home early I donāt want to miss a whole month
Claim one of the kids is sick. When you come back the next day, just pretend to be annoyed that their mom panicked, kid was just sniffling due to the allergy crud everyone is having, nothing wrong.
Itās so heartening that you think they would actually care ā¤ļø
Ha
I have a nice boss, I forgot, this has jaded my view on the work place.
Rephrase mine to you have to go home bc one of the kids may have covid, then come back annoyed bc it was just allergies and they weren't even bad enough to take the kid out of school enough to take the kid to urgent care
sounds like one of my managers š she's such a rank awful human being I could literally leave work via ambulance and she'd be texting the manager group chat that "this lazy bitch claims she needed to leave work for being sick"
Wait.... today is Sunday
Stpaddys day!!!
Yes race day
Dunno about actual horses but the race Iām talking about has horsepower so i guess technically racing horses?
our locality has actual horses š but nascar or indy car racing or F1 works too I reckon
There's a race track I pass on my way home from work, but I think it is Greyhound racing?
I live in a tourist trap town we got a big ass casino with a huge tb racing track
thoroughbred not tuberculosis
Sounds more like a racing company than a track
I'd love to see how racing tuberculosis would work tho
you ever seen a greyhound run? they like dog cheetahs
They do have the zoomies
45 mph zoomies
Not sure if I have
they can easily hit 35+ mph even the ones who aren't in peak training condition it's nuts
Wait espn covered that lol
they are soooo fast
they can get up to 45mph if they're in peak condition it's wild
that's why I tell people not to rescue greyhounds unless they have a massive yard with a fence bc the lil dudes need a lot of room to just run
and they outrun humans on bikes so keeping up on foot is out of the question š
Nah Iād win
I just need a bear chasing me tho
Do yall know when that sorting palbox thing is coming to xbox
We donāt even know when itās coming to PC
Dang
asking on topic questions in the off topic chat is a bold move
half the time when people do that you'll get a bunch of stupid unrelated responses š
I like those 𤣠poeple get very creative
they really do š it's so funny
Just be a man and call in while taking a loud dump. (Blueberries and water in a water bottle, squeeze repeatedly into toilet while holding phone near it)
Gotta make it sound like your stomach ain't letting you leave that seat
I donāt call my boss to call in
I either use an app or I call and talk to a recording.
Itās a brilliant strategy nonetheless
Temp agency?
Iām not gonna use a temp agency I have way to many skills and qualifications for that. Iām not giving them a cut of my pay
yum those sweet potatoes were insane
Orange taters
Hi
for people who applied to the testing phase, do we know when we'll hear a response regarding it?
No
Nope, I'm imagining they probably have thousands of applicants to go through and there would probably be some kind of announcement stating the selection process was completed. There was no specified date for it
Best answer I got for ya bro
Mornin, Azzy, morning y'all
How ya doin
i imagine theyre too busy to want a random ping lol.
we'll probably hear more by the end of the month
You can ask him casually when you see him posting around in the channels
@humble parrot is correct. Sometimes bucky pops in here to engage with the community, might be able to catch em then.
Good morning people and whatever else š
Good morning
I think they already selected all testers at this point because the last time Bucky mentioned you will receive an email within 1-2 days if you get selected. It has been 4 days since the form was posted so it's likely you didn't get selected
.-. guess they had enough english testers then
Ahh rip. Well, I expected that to be the case. Woulda been cool tho!
wonder what the criteria they were actually looking for then. the only factors seemed to be play time, country and favorite pal
They were looking for people who also had a decent understanding of the game's mechanics and how it was supposed to work, and how pals interact with the player/each other/etc. Testing things sometimes isn't as fun as you might think! It's still a process to follow with a report to submit
i do testing in games, that was a question they asked
Also Bucky is going to attend GDC so he is very likely won't be online for a while
Ah, then you probably understand. I don't do it professionally but I like finding ways to break stuff
recent case being there was a datal;eak bug in a game but it took like 40 minutes for it to happen
so had to trigger the leak like 10 different times with different factors and see what factors sped it up or slowed it down to isolate the casue of the leak
Ahhh fun
took like 8 hours to find out it was because one of the character's buff skills wasnt deleting the animation once it ended
it just made it invisible
then we had to arrange the party with every possible combination to see what skills did and didnt cause it
40m each time#
Appreciate your responses friend
Breaking stuff is fun 
It is. Did it all the time in phasmo. I should play again and see what's busted now š¤
They gave tripods collision
I was once told i could break a rock with a rubber mallet
Well? Did you?
Dunno but I broke a tire iron before
How do you pull that off?
That will do it
I get my left and rights confused when I think about which way Iām going all the time
incoming objective fact
I've snapped the drive bit off a 3/8 socket before
crunchy cookies suck; chewy cookies are best
And I felt the lug nut move and I was like oh I must be going the right way
Dang speak to text
Fax
Sometimes we really do be underestimating strength
I want taco bell
Might be my option. Tried this place for the first time and I've been here for 30 minutes now waiting for my food š
We finally have a taco bell here
And I'm tempted but also it's expensive because "American"
I'm h u n g r y but I had to leave to go meet up with the family because it's my sister's birthday
you know owe a piece of cake to everyone here
I don't owe ANYTHING all my bills are paid š¤
Y'all will get your cake when it's my birthday
I do like cake
I'm having my sister make me a chillet cake
Thatās me yes
I'm sure she will do a good job
Background music by @AndroidOrchestraAO
I know someone is gonna make this so I had to get it out there rq Hope yall enjoy.
#funny #memes #anime #dragonball #dragonballz #dragonballsuper #tien
#voiceover #voiceacting #tiktok #dbz #fighterz #goku #vegeta #supersaiyan #ultrainstinct #fortnite
wow
chat is dead
Yea pretty much
im going to get groceries
i hope they will have instant ramen as well..
i rly need it
You should give it cpr then
also i fixed my ponytail w hairspray but the wind is too strong š
I was literally talking while you typed that
you were sending gifs
Smdh. Always being treated like a second class citizen I stg
Nuh uh
now you are talking
Itās a primitive form of communication so it counts
She wants us to upgrade to the rotary phones
when i was doing my makeup the sun was shining so bright
i thought it was warm outside
as soon as i went out the sky darkens and the windās blowing
nature has a problem w me or what
Go back inside
no
now everyone will have a gloomy day.
You made the sun jealous
Idk it's shining here
well fairrr
Idk if the suns shining here because Iām still locked in this gd plant
Itās cloudy here
thats bc sun is jealous
sorryšš
Iām imprisoned for 72 hours a week on my own free will
Itās ok I like better this way
Hi
I hate myself sometimes
Iām free in 50 mins
Iām capped for the week

Stone!
They wonāt let me work anymore
Hey tin! How are you?
hi stone
Hey sunni~
you did everything smh
no one else has work now
But after my next shift I get my first days off since feb 10th
Imma go to the casino and get rich af
Bout damn time you workaholic
i want to go to the casino
just to look around like in a museum
Iām gonna take the best break
Why would you look around like a museum?
<--- Spend $5 in 9 hours just walking around drinking free soda and playing 10c per machine
Still buzzing I reached 40%
No. Iām taking big boy money and playing blackjack
bc itās interesting to see how everything works in there
Oh. I do love all the lights and stuff
and i dont want to develop a gambling addiction
Hell yeah!
Thatās crazy honestly I am hopping and bopping
RIP all that overtime..
i hope they have the vibe like in a fallout nv
Not if I win!
I canāt even remember the last time I played a fall out game
Hey we have a pact
"If"
Its rare they let the tables dish out. That shit is always rigged..
Forgot about the entire series
I encourage him to win millions
I havenāt forgot the pact
But also donāt develop a habit or anything
Thatās why parents went bankrupt
Hullo lovely
Hello Eggo
I only take like 1k cash if I lose that I leave
Morning/evening Sunni
Thatās fair only play what ya can lose
How is your Sunday going?
My folks put me off gambling to be fair but eh
Good. Gambling is almost never a good thing.
Quiet mostly which is good. Gotta go to work tomorrow as I still havenāt won the lottery so enjoying it
Yeah some people seriously struggle with self control.
My folks had an addiction honestly I remember being like 17 and two big guys came to the door cuz they didnāt pay rent
Sadly, same.
hii
its 5 pm
I was terrified one had a crowbar looking thing
I should know this, my good friend lives in Ukraine lol
(me, a terrible friend)
I go see Dune in a few hours :o
oh cool
tell me how it goes
i havenāt been myself and still not sure if i need to go
I shall
The crowbar looking thing was, hear me out, probably a crowbar :P
It mightāve been but two angry dudes and my folks were out so it was just me. Glad I had the Doggo there for sure
Doggo!
Itās alright it was a while ago Iām hardly traumatised
No no
Nice try
But that meant I had to pay them into bankruptcy and Iām pretty sure my mum still gambles
I canāt stop her sheās a grown up so eh
Not my monkeys, not my circus, eh?
Can't blame you, some people are insistent on making stupid decisions no matter what you tell em
Basically and I donāt judge them everyone has their vices and theyāre my parents I just wish I hadnāt blown my savings helping them out kinda deal
My vice is eating cereal at 3am
xD You know I'm just poking
I think your feelings are entirely valid, I'd probably feel the same way. I respect your outlook though. Judging people aggressively doesn't really seem to help anyone involved
That's why I keep telling folks I know that the saying is LOVE thy neighbour and not JUDGE thy neighbour
Especially if it doesn't effect me, I don't see why to get all up in a twist. I understand having concern for folks close to you though
I wish I could help my sister get away from her so called "friends", but she's made her decision
I feel like a lot of people go through at least one "prodigal son" moment in their lives
Would you mind elaborating for me? I'm not quite sure I understand
Yeah thatās my thing.
Me hating them is just gonna make more animosity but Iām glad theyāre at least financially better than they were
Iām confused myself
Hey! Improvement is improvement! We'll take it and hope that they only continue to get better š
Exactly I wonāt get the 2k I burned getting them there back but hey
We can be confused together!
Itās better than just hating them and cutting ties
The "prodigal son" is a circumstance where a family member wants to break away from the principles and daily lives of their family to go out, see what the world has to offer, and splurge on pleasures of various kinds.
My faith in karma has been questioned many times lemme tell you š
Iām the prodigal son
Wait no that sounds extremely religious and blasphemous I take it back
Oh, I see! I haven't heard that saying before, but I think I get it now that you've explained. Thank you for your help āŗļø
Im the son of the gun
My brother is the most selfish brat Iāve ever met. I love him because heās my brother but he is the sort of person to kick people when theyāre down and he only comes around for money. Iāve never had a birthday gift from him etc which I donāt mind but damn man
My pleasure
Is he older or younger
He got 6k back in a tax return, I asked if heād help me out a bit and he straight up told me to work more
Heās 28
His birthday is coming up actually
That's childish
I feel evil because these days when I get people gifts they're either
-handmade because I'm broke
-oh lord I forgot to finish the gift in time and never gave it
Heās very childish sometimes
I love handmade gifts!
I try to make sure my siblings get at least one nice gift from me for their birthdays, but there are so many of them
He got a 6k tax return somehow and I asked if he could help cuz I owe the tax office 300 somehow, flat out told me no way
That's good!! I think it definitely depends on the person you're giving it to whether or not they'll fully appreciate it for what it is
My momma loves those gifts so much so I low-key do big projects for her
I havenāt got my sister a bday present in like 20 years
Like I even said Iād pay it back but uh yeah
He's childish
He didnāt get my mother a Motherās Day card or anything but he came over bragging about buying a new set of ice skates or something
I'd help my siblings in a heartbeat if they asked
I crocheted my momma a huge blanket for her and her hubby to cuddle under last Christmas
It was originally supposed to be a birthday gift (her birthday is in November) but I needed more time
Luckily for me my homie is a goat and crocheted a plush owl for her while I finished
Without question
But it wouldn't come without a lecture š
I help him out when heās broke with what I can ya know? Even if itās only Ā£20
What if he needs help with hiding a body
You seem like a really lovely and supportive person
I'm sure your family members appreciate having you around
And if they don't, I do!
He came round the other day asking about the visa stuff and I explained and he was like āHaha expensive, right? That sucks. Anyways Iām off down to the travel agents were booking a holiday to Greeceā
Well, then we are hiding a body. Brothers are brothers
I was like āOh, okay. You guys have fun!ā
I realise itās likely envy
And I shouldnāt be feeling that way š
Now would egg help her brother hide a body
Flying to Greece is expensive but they actually have a bad economy so you'll get a good bang for your buck
I've never been outside of the US
I'm sorry to anyone who may be Greek reading this chat I didn't mean that in a.rude way
Same
I want to go to Italy though
I wanna go to Italy just to break spaghetti noodles in half and see what happens
I've never been to Italy but bring sunscreen and airy clothes
It gets super hot and there's no AC in residencies
I think what hurts my feelings the most about living in Europe where I guess the UK where I lived is that people die every year of heat stroke yet they still claim it doesn't get hot enough to be worth implementing AC into residences
I'd expect this to be the case since they're close to the equator.
Wait. Is that something the government controls? Can you not just go and get one?
To be honest, until the pastg few years we've never really needed significant cooling in our houses
Hide my brothers body at this point
Fair! I remember visiting Spain in fall and even then I almost got sunburnt lol
Refrigerant
Lil pompous ass he is
I see
āWork moreā I work twice the hours he does, donāt get paid right somehow, draw my butt off
I'm going to be real with you homie I haven't been living in the UK the past few years
I lived there 2014-2018
You can buy and install a heat pump / ac in the UK if you want, it's just not part of a new build by default
I lived in the third floor of my residency and boy did she get hot
Iām ranting I should stop š
Sorry sorry
Yeah if you have like a window AC unit or something like that it was fine it wasn't bad
It was just an experience before
Bro I could t imagine a life without AC
I'll help you do that
Thank you I would appreciate that I live next to some woods so shouldnāt be terrible
Heatwaves over here aren't .. well weren't that common, we usually have more problems retaining heat in older nhouses
Ac is nice lol
On the plus side thank you everyone who donated I know Iām saying it every day but youāre all wonderful
My home is always 69
I live in the southern US, air conditioning is definitely not optional
Thatās not meant as a joke either itās just the ideal temp
Dig deep, hide the body, don't put it in bags or anything, put soil on top, then only a foot or two deep put an animals remains as if you buried it. Improves the odds of non-discovery
cough
Im gonna come to your house and switch the AC up
Woods are probably second best to rivers and other moving bodies of water
I keep the heat on 69 during the winter but run the air much hotter in the summer bc I can't afford to keep my house that cool in 100+ degree temperatures š
You people have thought about this too much
I don't think the home I lived in was old but I know in the UK their whole mentality behind buildings as if it ain't broke don't fix it / don't tear it down
I found it amusing how many modern businesses were just stationed inside of "ancient" architecture
Thought. Right. Thought.
My dream is to go to random menās houses and turn the thermo up a couple degrees while they sleep
It wasn't actually ancient but it's a hell of a lot older than American buildings
We break that shit down
And watch as they wake up sweating and confused
Iād be so pissy
I write fiction tbh I know a concerning amount about murder for someone who has never committed it š
You'd have some stairs to climb
I canāt sleep if itās to hot
Yeah, older buildings can have protection orders on them, or the local community gets pissed off if a new build is put in the middle of a historical village
I need it nice and cold so I can cover up all good like
Did you guys know thereās people out there who sleep with their fuckin socks on?
I think that makes it kind of cool though, it makes it kind of unique .
even if it's a little impractical sometimes
Like what kinda fuckin psycho
People who sleep with their socks on really donāt deserve anything good
I am one of those people
To be fair there's plenty of buildings that're older than the entire establised USA, it's a nice touch to the history of an area
Me who slept fully clothed because my room got too cold 
Itās funny
my parents' house is subject to regulations like this because of how old the house is. historic district shit lmao
Stop I only do it when it's too cold
My duplex has the weirdest distribution of heating in any home I've lived in
NO, NO ITS NOT IM ALREADY HOT ENOUGH
To be fair I have IDA so I freeze
freaks
Unacceptable
What about those who have to wear socks to sleep to keep wound dressings from coming off?
I love how men can be discombobulated just with temperature change
I don't even like wearing socks bro you gotta know it's cold
DRESS IT BETTER
WE ARE SIMPLE CREATURES. BOOBS AND FOOD AND TEMPERATURE.
Call me pampered but I like sleeping butt naked
I've lost that aspect tbh
I think that'd effect me too
The only "move" I have is kicking off the blankets but once I've kicked them off in my sleep, I can't put them back on until I've woken up š
To be fair I need it cozy or I freeze like a lizard
I sleep with 3 fans blowing on me.
What weāre their names?
Lizard š«µ
Thatās what blankets are for
same my fiancee wants to move somewhere cold and I'm like "babe no I will literally freeze to death"
I would sleep under a heat lamp
Oh I have one of those anxiety blankets and itās the best thing ever itās weighted and pins me to the bed
Just put her in the freezer
Scottish are lizard people confirmed
Yessir
WAIT. ALIVE! AND WITH A WAY TO OPEN IT
But why
Cause egg wants to sleep under heat lamps
I need an incubator
Lasko, Lasko and Harbor.
Iām trying to bait here ok
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Shes trying to 'bate, boyos. Leave the lady to her alone time
EY behave yourself
Yes ma'am..
Well now Iām definitely not leaving
No it isn't
Oh I didn't know she was Scottish
You would love my old house that had like a little sunroof in the kitchen so there was a ray of sunlight shining on the floor
It was the "sun spot" and my cat would nap there
Hey, you're then one who said it
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It scoots around on a box
The irony is OF was originally a legit non adult site, it nwas a fan site. Then the horny took over. Then they decided to stop nit and then reaslised they would basically shut down because of it
thereās such a big queue in a mango store ..
I saw that but the article I read was so rude
It said "you can ride miradon this weekend! He's in Japan though btw and this article is in English"
Clickbait as hell I couldn't see shit this weekend
Never subbed to an OF, don't plan to, I'll just cashapp your price :P
Havenāt seen the non-wheel version
Apparently there used to be wholesome content on there for artists and stuff
My price is 3k
Wait thats not true
For one toe
I did sub to the only fans OF for likew $1
Also cashapp doesnāt work
OnlyFeet
Literallyy pictures of just fans
There still is on only fans, but, that's not what it is used for
They banned international payments
Right right, I know yer paypal :P
Oh yeah
That 5=2 exchange rate :P
Reminds me of the lady who made a Victorian ankle pics only fans, as like a meme
The exchange rate sucks rn
$73 a month Egg's OF would cost me š
Believe it or not, $5000 within the first week
Time.to make a Victorian ankle pics only fans
Itās like $1.30 to Ā£1
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I need monies to give my creatures medicine and to pay bill
Thatās awful
LO, JEBEDIAH, WE SEEING ANKLES TONIGHT
I should start one. Only Amish Ankles.
Iāll do that!
Premium butter churning
We believe in you
What Hooker said Iāll do that one
Wir glauben an dich
Flash my ankles for 1k
and wine making
Haven't touched any alcohol, but wine would be the only one I touch if I did
like a jesus
Iāll squash grapes with my feet for 3k
If you didn't need a billion licenses to sell wine I'd tell my partner to quit his job and just to sell his own wine
Unfortunately though those expensive regulations are there for good reason probably
Making sure people don't die and all that
i only like whiskey and rum
Menu:
$10 rate your laundry folding
$15 rate your animal feeding
$40 butter churning rate and humiliation
$25/minute skype call where I read you bible verses.
YEAH
Iām down for that
I strive every day to be like that man but I cannot come close
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yeah alcohol industry is heavily regulated
I think I've drank alcohol like.. 4 times my life?
Speaking of which I have to share the link on tweet tweet
special occasions?
It sucks though because at his job he's literally the lowest paid wine maker in the metro
People who make wine on average make ~45,000-50,000 where I live
0 for me. I always believed that I need to stay level and sharp-headed for what I do.
Once when I was like 20, once was with a girlfriend who wanted to get me drunk for the first time, once because all my friends were drinking and I joined in, and.... that might be it actually.
Iām a clumsy drunk so I donāt do that
Like I just don't see a point to drinking tbh.
I have a medical coming up I donāt need eighty bruises
I drank a bottle of wine yesterday because it was the first day of spring break
I had to stay up late to not get hungover though oop
If you can't have fun without being drunk, you're either boring, or you're not having fun.
Das my motto.
Exactly donāt gotta be drunk to turn peoples AC down or up
Alcohol make feel funny become extra silly
Only drugs I need are life and happiness.
This makes me sound look a good lil church goer amish guy, but whatever lol
damn
all this talk rly got me an appetite for a party
I guess for me it's just a way to celebrate š„
And I'm alright with that. It's just a drink every once in awhile
Are you a little party animal then?
Lol
We accept party animals of all sizes
not really, i just havenāt had one in a long time
w war going on all clubs are closed
Parties / clubs are too loud imo
Like painfully loud
Like a public restroom hand air dryer
My night out is
-food
-hobby
-mostly food I'm hungry
Iām gonna have my first ever chalupa
My buddy says its moving further west. He's in college in Prague and says its starting to effect his daily life now too.
Usually they are. I try to stay away cuz I like preserving my hearing
Like, right now, or at somepoint?
Right now
:o
My moms ordering food so Iām allowed to get in on it
i thought Chalupa was a breed of dog 
That's Chihuahua but you honestly half right
I seen a video people was in a cafe ordering casually while literal artillery was flying over them lol
I just don't understand how you hangout with your friends at club or party if you can't even hear them enough to socialize
I hate bars on game nights too for the same reason
A chalupa is pretty similar to a gordita
I never had that either I could try that
Sometimes people get together socially for the experience and to grab a drink or two
Is this like a local place or do ya'll have a tacobell or something over there lol
Sports days are special days for most men
they will def move west again
we just donāt know when
Most men. I don't really care for sports
I don't think I could care less about sports. I do enjoy watching golf tho.
And playing
Boxing, on occasion, and swordfighting
They just ignored it and Iām astonished. hearing artillery booming and flying knowing the damage it can do. i would be getting out of dodge
In all honesty, I'd rather do that somewhere I could hear
But to each their own
Many don't have the option
Its like when Katrina hit Nola.
People stayed, they didn't have a way to leave
I assume you have a "Get out" bag ready for last minute evacuation?
Me and the boys busting out the noise cancelling earplugs when it gets too overwhelming š
I gotta get going. Getting ready for birthday festivities for my sister. Stay safe and healthy y'all
Keeps saying an errror š¦
A bug out bag?
Yeah
A bag with essentials to sruvive for a while.
Well thatās true but it still shocked me lol
i mean w everyone papers and family gold yeah
but idk how it will go lmao
I know what it is lol
I said get out as I'm not sure bug out bag would translate well
Oh lol
Im in the process of creating a bug out bag
My only concern with a bug out bag is just leaving so much money in a bag...
If I had 1,000$ extra, it'd go to my savings š
One prominent GTA modder lives somewhere in ukraine. No-one has heard from him in a good while, we fear the worst.
Make sure you have water, compass, map, and I'd recommend having a pre-arranged location or two to group up at before you get out
you think we gonna venture into the woods for a sauron ring? š¤£š¤£
No, just given landmarks being destroyed can lead to disorientation it's better being safe than sorry
you never know when the banks will stop working tho
Fair, I'm just not in an area / situation where that's a viable concern I suppose
Although I understand the situation varies from person to person and depending on where you live
Also the fact the currency can end up valueless
Economic circumstancesā¢
