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It was only a couple dollars but beautiful none the less
Yeah I know
Don't I owe you half a kidney?
My feefees 🥺 (joking)
yea just let me shave and get mistaken for a highschooler again 😂
Half a kidney damn
You're the one who asked for it 🤣
Or maybe that was someone else
Who was that? I forget
literally everyone when i shave
go from 30 to lookin like im 17 or somethn
I'm curious
Half a kidney is too much money
no eyeliner & giant hoodie ---> mistaken for 12 yr old boy again
I'm also curious about that 😂
i have literally had middle schoolers think im some guy they know
one of them had a crush on me i guess
You don't give off that kinda look to me at all lol
yea, then you speak and their like "wait who tf are you"
That's rough. I had my crush think I was in highschool and then she said some pretty mean things 🤣
i was in the library for something from the pokemon gym and was browsing the manga
I mean valid. People think I look 16-18 sometimes 😅 but that’s about it
it's why i don't shave
I'm 24 almost and I think I look my age now a days
i went outside to get the pokestop that was in the woods and they followed me
That's not weird
Half a kidney is like 3k I could quit my job
legit they thought i was a guy from their class
All I ask is a trim, don’t have to shave completely just trim
I'd consider it 😘
so i look like a 25 yr old female but also, i look like a 12 yr old boy
You’re adorable but that’s so much
🖕
at least im a 12 yr old boy that has middle schoolers crushing on them tho
Fair enough 🤣
It'll look weird if you act on it though
good news, i dont flirt in any way
I'm not 😓
i could do a lot of damage with 3k 😂
That's fair 😔
I could quit
Just breathes then someone’s like why are you flirting with me? 😂😂
Market the kidney as "gamer girl kidney" easy 90k
Spend time with fam before leaving
What would you do then?
After that I mean
I'd consider that lol
I'll take whatever you're selling!
Hm. I’d quit my job, put time into my passions, work on cleaning my stuff out so I can go, spend time with my family, maybe treat my family to a lovely meal, take care of loose ends, squirrel away savings etc
I’ve never had that much money so uh yeah 😂 it’s hard to imagine
Loose ends?
opens trenchcoat https://i.imgur.com/E2qwUEm.png
Really? While 3k is a lot it's much less than what I've got 🧐
Yeah mostly catch up with friends etc pay my dogs insurance for the year so nobody has to worry
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase tell me you have some yo-yo's in there
I don’t get paid much here 😂 Monthly pay makes it impossible to save anything and my folks went bankrupt
Preferably one with lights
Eh, not the type of merchandise I was hoping for. I was expecting like feet pics or bath water
Jeez that's rough buddy 😓
ah so you're a foot person 🤔
I gave my light up yo-you to my younger cousin. I have my granny's wooden yo-yo though
Ah don’t worry about it. Best course of action for them so yanno I paid them into it cuz you have to pay a fee here to do that so yah
Actually I'm a boob person. I just do feet to make everyone uncomfortable
Used what savings I did have a few years ago to help clear rent arrears
That's good then, yes?
reaches into armpits https://i.imgur.com/bec5sol.png
It kept a roof over their heads so I’d do it again in a heartbeat
Heck yes
Awww you're too sweet
Eh, I hope karma is on my side
Armpit Yoyos.... Interesting 🤔
I'll cheer you on and maybe when I get paid next I'll donate a lil
Don’t you worry about it at all
The thought and cheering is enough
I'm a worry wort 🤣
What’s your donation link? Out of curiosity
Hi 😊
In my bio as the Kofi
Me too and I know worrying can age people haha
Thank!
https://i.imgur.com/tEK2cBw.jpeg we charge a deposit for these and DEFINITELY dont scam
I already know that haha 😅
Sigh 😔
I'll take the censored ones for free hehe
This image is actually strangely hypnotic
I’m that person worrying but telling everyone not to panic
i dont tell people not to panic etc.. for some it just sets them off more
"it'll be fine"
Exactly!
I'm the same. I'm paranoid af
I love you all
shuffling mixed with car alarm noises https://i.imgur.com/8R5CcnV.png the trenchcoat emporium only has these in stock
I love you tooooooo 🫨
Looks like the stuff I'd get shiddy on when I was 15 lol
Yeeeees
for the love of god don't
I wasn't gonna but now I wanna
What? 🥺 what’s wrong with not being alone in worrying?
The fear of power can drive one to madness
aha! i see we have someone with a finer palette this evening, i store this in a sock that ive had tied around my waist for the past 15 years for an occasion like this https://i.imgur.com/egUWoih.png
Mmm waist alcohol
Valid, I meant it as more of like a support thing than a let’s take over the world kinda thing
Oh I see 🥺
I remember I was 13 & was drinking a bottle of Sour Puss on the grounds of a church haha
Hawt
nothing is wrong with it, just getting side blinded is just stressful sometimes, which is why i tell people "im fine" "everything is fine" "i'll figure it out" "unless i say otherwise everything is fine"
It was a very small town so I got into some bad stuff early
That's rough Buddy
Well like I said, I meant it as more of like a let’s support each other more than a let’s cause chaos thing
I'm gonna cause chaos anyways
Chaos
Chaoooos
for the younger generation we have these imported circa 2005 https://i.imgur.com/MuaxcQS.png
@quartz magnet
That looks good
No u
RIP
no you need 6 to make it an even number
That's a nice hat
HATS
Hats off to you 😉
squint https://i.imgur.com/rJ8QFbT.mp4 2 in stock

Ooo I bet those look Kyoot on you 😆
ill wait for the catgirl robots elon promised us
excuse me i am not a kitten
That's rough buddy
No you're a.... a.... Hmmm I need to think about this
Can't say cougar .. a tiger?
A Lynx?
Ooooh this is turning out so goooood
i accept
but your feeling fine right?
I was gonna say a b-
also accept just not feline
I dunno about me, I'm feelin cosmic
Oooo I wanna see
Noted 😉
who called you a feline though 😂
I’m feline good 😂
Pffft.... Who knows... Wasn't me ,😒
The day I become replaced 🥺😂 (JOKING I AM JOKING!)
no no, like i said, we get it to clean the house for us
Nah you'll be in a harem
Ah hail naw
Do you really want me to sit around and do nothing other than work? I’ll go freaking batty
you're already batty wym 😂
OOF
Rude 😒
y'know im joking
I know ☺️
I wanna get up and do a dance bird 11pm
Y'all are cute
What's that?
Oh that sounds fun. I'd love to join
Funny lil bop
Yay!
I was fast enough
I still have it open on my desktop
no i saw it
No I saw it
dont remember who posted it though
Who posted what?
Looking good Neighbor 😏
Oh I was supposed to go to work tonight... Oops lol
oh yeah i was supposed to do absolutely nothing for once its vodka time
@dreamy mortar so the tesla bot was unveiled in 2022, so that means in 2025-2027 we'll start seeing robot butlers enter the market, potentially
Sounds like fun. I've only got a hard energy drink RN
Niiiice
Huh? For what?
Gonna what? 🤨
Oh I’m sorry 😞 I didn’t mean to make stuff awkward
@hollow tree come back! I didn’t think you’d see it so quickly
I was confused
You’re welcome!
You destroyed her 🥺
I was confused 🥺
I didn’t know she’d see it so quickly and know it was me I tried to do it anonymously
I also was anonymous 😔
I’m in shock but thank you so much
Do you need donations for the remodeling of your house? 🥺
i accept donations in the format of IGLOO PICTURE
You’re welcome! I’m sorry I was caught off guard I didn’t think you’d see it so quick
Lame 😒
I've got a rock, paper clip, and a stick of gum
Means the world thank you
if you had some string, there would be potential here
I mean, I can pull a string of my shorts. What can I get with that?
hey, its not about you, its about whether i can fashion this into a slingshot
you may want a rubber band for this
our forbidden weapons department is low on stock
duh wha tdo you think the gum is for
Gross
to stick the object in place until fired
gum isnt sticky enough
depends on the object
i was assuming this was a smooth lake-throwing rock
A pebble from my driveway
Hi
i pull up
hi!
The Slingshot three-wheeled motorcycle is unlike anything else on the road. Take the wheel and let it set you loose in ways you'd never imagine.
yeah, ive heard the stories, if you give a man a paperclip, rock, piece of gum, and string, he comes out of the forest four hours later with recreational vehicles
So what happens if I give a woman that stuff?
I find this acceptable
🥺
Hiiii ❤️
forgot what i was trading but wants to make terrible slingshot
40% idk who exactly but you’re all incredible
excuse me im like 21 percent im basically vodka
🥺
theyre anonymous so ill take credit for their 19 percent also
I could get drunk off you 🤔
All of you
Hey you make good art. I like it lol
Thank you really I can’t express it because I am weird internet lady but I really appreciate it
Good to know that lime juice was indeed more critical of an ingredient in salsa than I initially thought
Weird Internet ladies are cool so no worries
if lime juice is in a recipe it is always critical
It's a recipe I made myself
critical
I just didn't have limes so it was like "eh should be fine"
Sooooo kyooooot 🥰
Lo and behold, now it doesn't have the kick it usually does
Ya put the lime in the coconut
That's rough buddy
And mix it all up
people underestimate the power of limes
Did I interrupt something?
I'm more a fan of grapefruit myself. Cantaloupe is nice too
Hello chat
back alley sales and anonymous donations
Like what?
yeah but make a moscow mule without limes
Goodbye
Byeeeee
I shall return later
🫡 cya
Or not
TELEPORT BREAD

LOBSTER MICROWAVE
No one’s allowed to leave
im sorry i panicked
im leaving
CARROT BEACHBALL
i kinda wanna get one, imagine how much fun it'd be in the summer
Chillet time
I'm still here I swear
but you could have one of these babies instead https://i.imgur.com/3aJ52b2.png
What is that
Looks like a stick man throwing a frisbee
its a makeshift catapult
Chillet? more like Dillet.
Ohhhh
I named my first Chillet, Chilldo.
Chilidog
Chillax
Chillbo Baggins
Hawt 🥒
I realise how that looks
What's that supposed to mean? 🧐
Liiiike the opposite of a sweet tooth
Eggo, how was your day?
Perhaps this is not a good time 😅
That looks yummy?
It's always a good time
Pretty good I did some dnd and got to work on some personal art and thanks to wonderful angels I’m 40% towards my goal on Kofi through donations so I’m feeling very blessed and a little emotional 😂
How was your day?
best protein you can get out there
That is great to hear! My day has been pretty good!
I love that! Look at us having good days
Tomorrow I’m gonna take a cheeky day off art and play some Baldurs Gate
I love your gifs
Hear me out tho. Why not 4 cheese?
I wanna get baldurs gate but I was hoping it would be more than a 10% sale 
fuck it, 8 cheese
I play it on my fiancés account
DOUBLE OR NOTHING
Cheese is great
What's your pc specs? Like gpu
Grate
I just got ganked by a group of Wumpos 🥲
I have a gaming laptop honestly
But I couldn’t afford a £50 game so my fiancé didn’t like it too much so we did family share and I can play it and simp on my cute vampire
Mac & Cheese
which game
Baldurs Gate 3
Might be a bad decision but I might get ARK Survival Ascended and get Baldurs Gate 3 at a later point.
I never played Ark
There’s not really any game I want rn honestly
I play dead by daylight, Baldurs gate and Uhm
Yeah that’s really it
Palworld yis
damnit my activity is sharing and people have seen fml
👀
Seen what? 👀
Barony is a fun game with friends too
because i dont have 4 cheeses and im not putting sliced american cheese in it that shits plastic, i did add salt, crushed red pepper, and a few other things to it
its simmering atm
Oooh that sounds so good honestly
OH! I always put peas and ham on my Mac and cheese
Cheap and cheerful
yea also added some basil, ginger and sage in it because im low on energy and feel like ass
didn't add a lot, just enough
Ginger in Mac and cheese? That’s definitely new
very small amount for stomach issues
I know it’s good for stomach and digestion and stuff. I used to get terrible travel sickness and now I take a ginger tea wherever I can
Activity
I can’t on flights tho
Hello lovely!
BEAUTIFUL
Howdy
How is u
yea, adding pepper flakes probably wasn't the best idea, but i wanted the small spicy kick after you take a bite
Pretty good I reached 40% of my Kofi goal and I got to work on art and play some dnd!
How’s your day?
Eeeeeeh I don’t do well with spice honestly even black pepper makes it too spicy sometimes
i mean when we have it i prefer peppercorn over regular black pepper
There’s a difference?
huge difference
Oh it was good I spent some time with my real life direhowl and congrats your almost there it’s hard work raising money but keep it up but don’t burn yourself out on drawing!!
Should I ask Bill Nye about it
i looked it up, apparently when its ground it loses some of its flavor/aroma etc...
Awe days with the canines are always good!
Ohhh interesting I should try it cuz I never thought black pepper had a flavour honestly
are you one of those people that cant taste food dye as well?
Yes it is especially since I’m separated due to medical reasons currently so i don’t see him all the time like I used to
Oh I’m so sorry!
Uhhh I didn’t know it had a taste
Good dye has a taste ?
I didn’t know that not gonna lie
I have a genetic thing where cilantro tastes like soap I know that
It’s fine my medical stuff is soon to be done !!
Im very glad and I wish you a very speedy recovery!
everything has a taste to it, whether its the chemicals you taste or something else, my aunt had a bag of chips when i was a kid and they were died with loads of different food dyes, i could not eat them because of how bad they tasted.
my palate might just be sensitive 👀
On the final stretch
Oh you know what’s great?! Vegetable chips! It’s like carrots and beetroot and stuff they’re so good
Hello again
I’m very glad and I hope it flies in for you and you and the Doggo can be reunited quickly ❤️
hi hi!
the people that say water has no taste really kills me
like man how can you not detect some of those minerals
You can most certainly taste the difference in water 😂
That's why Dasani succs
The difference between city and well water is night and day
city water is slowly becoming unsafe for consumption
city water at our old place would occasionally spark a yellow color
I think my tastebuds are broken
Can confirm; do not trust the city water
Well water at the family's house has a lot of iron in it so it tastes metallic
and honestly why are companies not pulling water out of the ocean and purifying it?
"water levels are rising"
alright, start selling it after its purified to the 8billion people alive, it'll go back down 😂
Similar to the people who think white bread tastes like bread instead of like cake. Similar to a frog in a pot that gradually reaches a boiling point
Similar to a body accustomed to ingesting high fructose corn syrup on a daily basis
Leave the frogs alone
as an ex baker, white bread is not cake
I left them alone and now they're gay
i prefer wheat bread
I like wheat bread
Depends
I’ve told the better half when I immigrate I’ll be making my own bread
I cant post a picture explaining the different types of bread because I don't have picture perms. I am unable to enlighten you all in the ways of the grains
Cheap white bread, yes. But we have regular bread too
HI
HIYA
I was brought up on well/stream water so every time I drink city water it’s like I am drinking the public city swimming pool lol
Hey man I wanna make my own bread okay and be the best housewife
everything in american has sugar in it, 80 years ago everything was covered in butter.
americans will learn eventually, give it another 1000 years
Get up at 5am every morning, put on an apron, do my hair and have the whole house smelling like bread
Sounds like a party lol
Right? I love cooking and baking
Everything American has processed ingredients. That's the defining difference between our food and the EU's food. There are a lot of processing things we use in our food that is straight up illegal in the EU
I bake bread regularly
Pictures next time
Sure
yup, even skittles got banned in other countries until they changed the recipe for that country
I tried croissants one time and oh man
It was bad but I tell you I can make a lasagna that will knock your socks off!
@hearty stag
High Fructose Corn Syrup I think quite literally can only be found in America
That’s the dream. I wanna be able to like go to the store and just be like “Sure I can make that!” And not worry about cost or something
@hearty stag please
If you want the real stuff, though, I think the closest we might get is what you can find at places like Jungle Jim's
Jayden damn
I've been there a number of times
Weird History Food is gonna get your palate banned. Food is one of those things that immediately sets one country apart from another, and edible items or practices taken for granted in one country may in fact be banned somewhere else. For example, people eat many strange - and sometimes horrifying - foods in the US, some of which would raise eye...
Yep 💀
Don’t spam whoever it is they could be sleeping
No mtn dew !!
My guilty pleasure in America is Arizona Ice Tea
Mtn dew is extremely unhealthy lol I might have one every 6 months or so but then there’s people who chug it daily
All soda is
"there was a rat in my mtn dew"
the CEO "you placed that there, if there was a rat trapped in it with how long it was in the factory before being shipped out it would of been completely disolved"
like bruh
Fair point lol
All soda is 😂
It's astonishing when you start looking into our foodstuffs and see how many Americans are just fine with consuming literal poisons
True I mostly drink tea though so i don’t drink as much soda
i got the spice quantities right, already starting to feel better 
i love poison
What’s your favorite?
belladonna
i love just chugging anthrax mmm mmm
Oh my
Using Grizzbolt's minigun for the first time was cathartic
i could no sooner pick a favorite star in the sky
Cyanide is pro
i mean if they looked into the medications that are made? a lot of that shit could kill you
What’s your favorite star then
Idk what we’re talking about I just like chipping in
theres a reason medications also cause hives and other things and death
The one to the left over there that’s my favourite star
patton oswalt
i love hives and other things and death
That's rough
I was thinking like the comsos kind of star lol
i completely believe you should use herbs and spices to remedy your illness, certain things like penicillin? probably needed, but shouldn't be taken unless needed, oh right penicillin can still cause urticaria - basically itchy welts on your skin
laughs in allergic to penicillin
it can also cause your arms to swell up like balloons 4x their size
I do be allergic to penicillin and cats
I can't have penicillin, but I'm with ya on the herbal remedy parts and stuff
I honestly believe that there is a natural cure for all diseases but it doesn’t make people money to use natural stuff so we make Meds to do it then treat side effects with other medicines
i just wanna know which person took a vanilla seed and ate it 😂
like imagine when people were discovering what was edible and what wasn't?
"hey jim i found this strange seed imma add it to our dinner"
my brother is allergic to penicillin but im not
🍄
i don't fuck with shrooms unless its from someone i trust, take the wrong one and you're gone
Imagine being the guy who was in charge of discovering which mushrooms were and weren't edible
"oh the mushroom guy died? what was the last one he ate"
"ah, guess we can mark that as instant death, lets get a new guy"
Then the new guy trying a new mushroom
"hey bill, why's the new guy spacing out"
"hes high tim"
but ive tried psychadelic shrooms a few times, ate a P** envy shroom which didn't really do anything to me, made the world look vivid i guess?
then i also tried some that had been cooked and prepped to look like smarties and other things and those actually made me space out a little
Never done em and don't intend to start 😂
On a real note though mushrooms are incredibly healthy specimens, especially lion's mane and cordyceps
yup
but not a single mushroom has been able to produce an actual hallucinogenic effect
I haven’t seen Paddy all day
we scared him off
😠
@junior hawk
I would cry
see? hes online on disc but no response, we've scared him away
Who did it 😠 I’ll fite
gdi hooker
😂
Ooo I wanna fight you
I’ll bite
Please do 🥴
The War of Pantdora continues after unleashing a spider apocalypse. My giant cloud rainforest vivarium has evolved into an utter dream tank, full of interdependent flora and fauna. However, the time had come to finally add a swarm of huntsmen spiders, to would become important predators controlling populations of prey creatures within the ecosys...
Thank you
I did it
I’ve already had my ankles broke
I steal kneecaps
Jokes on you it's their entire legs
I have a large hoarde of them
I’m not that short to be fair I can do a roundhouse kick
Probably, maybe… Presumably
Doubtfully*
Benefit of the doubt
😠
I can't kick at all lol
I'd rather bet on a random person giving me 1 billion dollars tomorrow, over egg being able to do a round house kick
And if she can ?
I'll cut off my foot, make it the world's first bone filled donut, and eat it
If you get the billion can I borrow like 3k
Imagine if I was a martial artists or something
If you drew people doing martial arts you would be a martial artist
👀 you right
Also weird question
Is it normal that my leg feels like I have a constant cramp, any time I try to do something, even walking?
I would think it was a pulled muscle, but I'm 99% sure I haven't done anything to pull said muscle
Drink a cup of milk
Or more water
Cramping usually comes from a lack of lactic acid so sometimes milk helps
It's been like this, for like a day+ or so
I drink milk pretty often
Could try stretching it
I'm what people would call in Skyrim
A filthy milk drinker
any bruises
Not that I can see
swelling
Doesn't seem like it
But I don't really look at my legs oftenly so IDK
I tried looked at both my legs, but I can't really tell if there's a difference
swelling can be checked by putting pressure on skin and seeing how long it takes to return to color
Can't tell
Like somewhere between the middle and near my ankle
any bananas?
Nah
Tbh, I don't even remember the last time I even ate one
Agreed
But like, I don't think it's a cramp, because
It's been like this for an entire day(and a little more)
And it's not like constant pain like a cramp
The pain only starts, when well, IDK really, I would say when stretching it, but even then that's not true, because I can't even take a step without causing it to start feeling the "cramp feeling"
(What I meant by "constant" earlier, was that normal cramps go away after a short while, but this has been going on for maybe 30 hours or so)
Sounds like the tendon has been pulled to me.
That's what I was thinking, but I can't think of how I would of even done it
Because I haven't really do anything recently, that could of caused it
restless sleep?
Maybe you have a muscular disorder like me 😊
Just the usual amount(for me) like 2-3 hours
Walking wrong, lifting wrong, charlie horse and jerking bc of it, sitting wrong
Could that just randomly appear out of nowhere?
maybe a thing that happened during sleep? I get leg / knee issues sometimes when waking up
Probably not but you never know
the wonders of human pain .. I'd say get checked out first before assuming that D:
See, I've had that happened a few times in the past(getting cramps in my sleep), but Im a light sleeper, so if/when it happens I wake up instantly in extreme pain
I usually have the tendon like pain after a charlie horse. It causes me to walk differently/move differently bc the muscle hurts, and I end up pulling/hurting the tendon bc of the change
Wonders ain't the word I'd use 🤣
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF, that's rough X.X yeah some ice might help or a warm/hot towel on the pain area should help with the inflammation
I have other choices of words but it was a fight between the wonders of human pain and the magical nature of life saying "Yeah, this one gets <this> pain today"

How can dumud register that but not if it’s dead or not
What makes people feel pain where truly is fascinating! The nervous system is one of the coolest things in the world
Hey, just takes a while >.>
We eventually realize it <.<
Eventually
Ughgh it's too early to feel sleepy
That's fair, I'm on a roulette where it could be a muscle issue or a nerve issue 😊
Agreed, but I'm also considering early sleep to try and get up early tomorrow to get some stuff done
On an unrelated note
Im craving potato wedges
I like that even if you shoot dumud in game it take a minute for it to register lol
I shot dumud in game and it registered that pretty quick
mood 💀
We ordered potato wedges today and they gave us a baked potato cut into 4 pieces >.>
I felt cheated <.<
Did you decide on a toaster?
Dumud is a favorite in terms of goofiness
......id sue them for calling that potato wedges
I decided not to get one.
That’s terrible
Sorry for being ignorant but what does "DNI" stand for 🤨
I have dumud in my secondary base for mining and watering
I already have a toaster, I just wanted a new one for the shits and giggles of it.
They were good, but that was not wedges!
Might just be the musket everytime i shoot something with it it just acts stunned lol
Lmfao
Get the toaster, treat yourself!
I use penking
Critical hits do be stunning
You're fine, it means "Do not interact" as I feel uncomfortable talking to people outside my age group
usually means "Do not interact"
Fair enough. I'm the same way 🤣
I hate that KFC stopped selling potato wedges
It was like the only thing on their menu, that I actually cared about
So I stopped going there
Same, I have a penking there too
Thanks ❤️
Everyone should treat themselves to a new toaster
My KFC closes, I didn't know they had potato wedges xD
I have like 6-7 all with work perks 🥴
Remember when kfc was going to make a console
I do not own a toaster, I use the oven >.>
I should/could spend the money on other stuff lol
I never even knew they made potato wedges
Ya they had potato wedges
They were AMAZING
They removed them from the menu, and replaced it with their "special fries" that tastes like shit
Hmm a holiday?
I know why I'm feeling sleepy
Didn't know they had fries either o.o
Ya it's new
(Like 2 years ago, they removed the potato wedges, and added the fries, and did like an announcement on Twitter saying they are getting rid of their potato wedges and replacing them with their new fries)
I haven't seen a KFC in years lol
Either mine never had either, or I just never realized them since they wouldn't make it home warm
Like why TF not have both potato wedges and the fries
Oh wait I know why....
Because the fries are ass
i like my old toaster
I don't have a toaster 
Fries cook faster
You take that back right this second
nope their fries are way better than their crappy flavorless wedges
my grocery store has better wedges
I'ma kick your big toe and then your pinky toe
I don't even eat KFC but they never struck me as a fry place
jokes on u i wont feel it because nerve damage
I'ma sound like a fat ass, but IDC
I used to go to KFC and get 2 orders of large potato wedges
Maybe they got rid of the wedges bc of bad quality control
Is that a good or bad thing?
Hey eggy
Good because they don't feel pain. bad because they don't feel pain
HEY!
I'll invent a way to fix your nerve damage, just to feel the 2 kicks
And then re damage your nerves
The inability to feel pain is bittersweet. On the one hand, it's nice never getting hurt, and on the other hand, being hurt is your body's way of telling you something is wrong
I think everyone should buy one treat for themselves. I’m overtly happy today for some reason so everyone should get a new toaster or kettle or something or even just a bar of chocolate because they deserve it
My body is always telling me something is wrong tho
Bet send me the money and I will
Found a cobbler place today, had a nice treat
I’m very well. I did some dnd today, I did some drawing and I got to 40% of my Kofi goal so I’m very grateful. I’m very happy and I know tomorrow I’ll be a stress all again so I’m just gonna ride this high while I can
How are you lovely?
My body tried telling me this when I started forcing myself to eat healthier. I responded by telling it to quit complaining
I already did today lol
GOOD
i dont think thats how nerves work but i wish u luck and hope u get a nobel prize
A cobbler place.......THE cobbler?????
(For those who don't know.....that's an Adam Sandler movie, about a cobbler)
I mean, I got a free lawnmower off da curb and it somehow works and currently out and about rn but my days been decent
Amazing!!!
Free lawnmower!
Yeah it had gas and such but needs sharper blade and oil change
i already have vodka
Is it a push boi or a lawn tractor?
Whyyyy
I got a free exorcise bike when going to 1 of the plasma centers I go to
But when I got home, realized I didn't have space for it, and threw right back out just like the previous owners 😂
Thing was in perfect condition as well
im calling my lawn mower a push boi from now on
Pushboi Cutty
Is a push
racistE
You should try having a nap!
(maybe they're italian)
Wiggles I swear please don’t
Spicy water sounds nice…
They seem young, maybe they just need a nap o get cranky without a nap
You ever sharpen mower blades?
:)
I should get some sparkling water
I drink my water with motor oil
It gives a very good taste
No but I think we have a grinder in our garage
Electric thingy
Yeah it's not particularly hard to do; certainly beats taking it to a lawnmower place. You can get sanding wheels for grinders and that's probably the better way to do it.
PPE always! Don't forget!
Ppe?…
Personal Protective Equipment
Gloves, safety glasses, those kinda things
Cond-
Wait what not that…
pro player experience got it
Whut
someone didnt play realm of the mad god
Nope
So I've been meaning to ask.... Why Bellsprout? @north quiver
Hi there 🙂
I want peanut butter chocolate ice cream
ppe on rotmg is when u play on a character and dont trade anyone or use anything you dont get as a drop
basically ironman for rotmg
Interesting
or whatever the pokemon was called when you restarted if you died
shuckle or some shit i forget now
Also while we're on the subject of mower maintenance, if you grabbed it off the side of the road, may consider changing the fuel filter as well
Who knows how old it is/how well cared for it was
Lori
Yes that and oil
Is it a 2-cycle or a 4-cycle?
Idk 😭
See if you can locate an oil filter; that will give you your answer. 2 cycle engines get a mixture of oil and gas to consume.
Change the carburetor
It'll specify it on the equipment itself too, probably on the engine around the gas cap
That's where a lot of your specifications are
I don’t wanna sleep
How you doin'?
Me neither
Neither do I but I ate MUTHAFCKIN ONIONS I was DUMB
i dont know the connection to onions with sleep
Whyyyyyyyy
In my salsa
Onions are high in L-tryptophan, which is an amino acid known for its efficacy in aiding sleep
They're high in a lot of nutritional things, really
Vitamin C as well
If I sleep then it evokes Sunday which means one more day before stress again
☝️ 🤓
mood
I don’t wanna go back to stress
Mine isn't so much stress. I just don't wanna end my weekend lol
I just wanted salsa and now I pay the price in sleepiness
Tomorrow will be stress getting ready for the stress on Monday
Not a fan of stress either
Yis
I like to reserve the stress for when stress is supposed to happen
Gamechanger, it be
so is turkey but it doesnt make me so drowsy i cant stay awake
I can stay awake, it's just annoyin
Can't say I've ever fallen asleep after eating turkey.
I know the whole tryptophan thing, I just have never been tired after eating turkey
i dont get tired to most of what make people sleepy so idk
basically take horse tranquilizers to get 3 hours
is there a place where i can make a ticket for something?
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first time watching him?
no im just clicking on random videos, youtubes algorithm is wild
went from gaming stuff to ants, to scammers to this
he converts a lot of inedible materials into edible foods. good channel imo.
but i dont tend to subscribe to channels
so its interesting seeing youtube try to feed me random shit
Btw @wild mountain If somone potentially gets accepted to the beta are they allowed to say they got accepted
Micro plastics 🤤
Lol typos
I honestly wouldn't
Because that opens a door for DMs to be spammed with people wondering what's in the test material
Professionally and personally, I would keep my mouth shut if I got accepted
What would one have to gain? there's a test phase with people hand selected as it'd be better and more manageable than 100k posting the same bugs every minute. if one leaks it and there's an NDA, they're barred from it and all future tests that may happen.
id treat it as an NDA i wouldn't say anything about it
Oh I don’t mean sharing data or anything, just saying they got in like celebratory
theres a few things im still not allowed to speak of
Nah, I wouldn't even say that
Just asking since I know others might also be wondering the same thing
even then, ndas sometimes come with a clause that state not to say even that much. still nothing to brag about. is it really that important one got in vs one actually submitting bug reports and testing?
katress and wixen can be both male and female though...
elizabee can be both genders too.
Thanks for the explanation fam, just wanted clarification in case it came up 
You don’t have the science to back this up
(Also sorry for bothering lols)
Yeah, wouldn't even say anything about it tbh. That's just me
You're fine
loads palworld game is all i need.
Palworld lore book when? 👀
go collect your journal entries.
/j
Mostly joking tho a book of short palworld stories would be fun to read, especially with some art pages
grim tales of sorts?
Could be nice to have some wholesome pal interactions
i wont submit it even though it would be interesting.
I figured I was gonna be up late again but this is not the case tonight. Goodnight Y'all
nighty cynic. slep well
Good night
theres no base 
Not sure, let me go ask my male Lovander real quick
lovander can be male 
Add the grimace shake and skibidi rizz to palworld
And kai cenat gyat moments and duke dennis
Your name is familiar…
Yeah
blocked
I need to get back on king of the hill
Is it possible to get a lucky jormuntide ignis?
i never saw those on the wild
it should be possible at the sanctuary
top left sanctuary i dont see why not
Any pal that spawns in the open(excluding bosses), can spawn lucky
You can also breed pretty much any pal into being lucky
It’s possible, there’s been a few in the discord that have been patient enough to get one spawn.
I got 5 luckies earlier today, 2 of which were in a dungeon, 1 was accompanying the alphas 😆
(And as always, at least one has to be the chicken 😑)
6 hours is fine, 6 and a half is perfect, 7 is pushing it, anything past 7 and a half is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
idk how people just sleep
Well, when a mama and a daddy lay down in bed
I stay awake with my eyes closed not moving but wide awake for 10 hours, yes
Hey hey
What's up gaymers
wow thats homophobic
You being serious or?
.. yes
That sucks
I'm full of fear!
Sleep is wonderful, I'm sorry you miss out on it.
If homophobic means unable to talk to women I find attractive, then guilty is charged
As charged?
As
IS
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has
was
heard a weird sound, thought i forgot to turn off the stove, turns out it was just the heater turning off
du hast
I'm almost done drinking my bottle y'all
still drinking vodka out of dune cup
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I wish I could imagine how that sounds but I honestly don't remember her voice
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Welp, off to sleep. Night ya'll
Good night 🌃
allright everyone witch one of you stole my paleats order
i want my general foxparks chicken
one of the three stooges
You have to call him Dragon
https://i.imgur.com/SirVhEK.png had to find it
Im telling the mods you just broke my childhood
Ahaahanwahwah
but was it ever whole to begin with
How’s wiggles this fine Saturday night
I'm still not done drinking
Oh heavens when will I sleep
hi
cant stop sneezing kajsdnhfkajsbdfj
I hate working weekends. Everyone out here having drinks and I’m stuck here like a fuckin square
To play or not to play....
It's my first day of spring break so I had to pop a bottle of wine open! WOOOO
I made the mistake of accidentally napping earlier though
Do you have a set amount of sneezes you let off at a time?
I sneeze in sets of twos every gd time
I know how it feels to be full of sneezes Wiggles
Me too dude
I find it strange that people have different amounts of sneezes
Biology is wild
normally 2 sneezes but tonight like 5
Allergies?
My cat has allergies so I have to spend more on his medicine than mine
Insurance covers my medicine at least 😭
idk im becoming convinced im allergic to carpet beetles
Love mzmy cat though
That sucks lol I don’t think Ive ever had a pet with allergies
Carpet beetles?
160? A month?
annoying little shits that eat carpet/fibers/dead skin
Month and a half ish but yeah zyou get the vibe
He's an expensive bastard
Especially since his pee food costs 55
Bro I hope that cat takes care to respect and cherish you.
He will get sand like pee if he doesn't get his special food
pee food
How does one Aquire these beetles?
Can’t say I’ve ever had beetles
theyre pretty common here
He's sweet but I don't like how he treats my house like a toilet sometimes 💀
in spring theyre becoming adults so theyre out flying for windows and shit
Theyre mostly harmless unless youre allergic XD
Ah. I hate cats. Mostly just owning them. Other peoples cats are alright as long as they’re not mean.
I think it's because of his bladder issues
When the cats get UTIs they pee in Bad spots
So I need to be sure to give him his medicine every day so his penis isn't Red and inflammation
Oh I do see those dudes in my place from time to time
His penis needs my help
I googled them.
i had my cat for about 15 yrs, he died 2 yrs ago, but i dont miss his inappropriate peeing -_-
Fair man
lmao my friend just heard bad romance blasting through my headset
i got called out D:
That makes way more sense than my theory
now he keeps singing it so i mean, everyone likes lady gaga, they just dont know it
It’s not that they like it, she just makes some catchy lyrics
@junior hawk step daddy
Speed loader my brother has one on his 500 magnum