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We gonna team up and murder Bucky okay! Me you and Paddy
but i would rewrite the code so that i always scream BRO as i kill someone
I am not familiar with hungry games 😂
It’s just a lil fun I promise!
Imagine if you started dead
Oh did you wanna join?
if i run i quit
How do things? I'm at work still
It’s just reading the screenshots
I just put your name in and it does it for you
Oh sure
YES EGG CULT
Certified Cynic
how do i acquire a used bandaid
Oh wait someone else does it
sponsor are u listening
Am dum
Why do you want a used one?
more flavor
it would be really awful if SOMEONE sent WIGGLES a used bandaid
Oh there I am
🤞 dont run away again 🤞
Wait what is that? lol
Sponsor failed me, a quick death
Hunger games
Huh
band aids wasnt worth it
Iori out for blood
Tana Mojo... yeeeey 
thats a W way to go out tho😭

Wiggles can no longer win a best of 5 needs to be best if 7 to win
👀
Don’t trigger me
who can tho
WTF IORI
I’m delicate
stpaddy😭
👀
YOU TOLD ME YOU GOT CHECKED
i think best of 10 with this many would just be most wins in the 10
That's very on brand for some shit I'd do I ain't gonna lie
Another horrible death for Paddy
Frisbee of doom o.o
I just wanted to play fetch....
Bucky healed me but is not forgiven
My head is rolling on the floor from a frisbee…..
danm
Thats a noble death, I died in a not so wiggles fashion
Trade me, i want to die to a frisbee
Ehehehe get pranked
Lethal peer pressure
I can live with permanant nap, sounds nice
we call that a coma
You ain’t even takin this seriously
'lethal pee pressure'
whats even that?
PEER
PEE
Yes
oh
That the embodiment of “If your friends told you to jump of a bridge would you?”
They peed too hard Lmao
😆
Man, i dont wanna say what the pee comment did to my brain
Death by piss
lethal pee pressure
r kellys dream
wtf is this chat rn 💀
Having fun Lol
Damn a lot of deaths
crosses fingers
Dumud gifts the juice, Dumud gifts the juice
gets out super soaker
NOOOO😭
that pumping sound
haunted
Uh oh
nerf or nothing
Dumud
.... realizes Dumud is killing mods in this scenario
I find a what
It’s for the best
Sweet revenge
Dumud is chuck noris lost kid
YEA
cheating
I lose the track of this amazing AI rp
The Fkn what
mud is winning
You killed dumud by convincing the usa he was stalin
😠
wait seals got him
its ok its because wiggles died immediately theres no shenanigans only murder
Justice!
Wait it’s me and Cynic
It was the mustache.... Dumud didn't know any better and equipped it thinking it made him look cute xD
dumud was gonna do some shenanigans with that mustache and you killed him
Eggirl vs Cynic
Uh oh
i bet on eggirl
Alright. I’m going to eat tacos and go to bed. It’s been real
Cynic plz
she dangerous
Dumud having two kills tho
ayyy what kind
I want taco
ball
and enjoyyy
Eggirl wins!
😃 💩 😍
Lethal pee pressure
@junior hawk
I almost bought a cucumber puffer >.>
see? pee pressured too 
“Lethal peer pressure”
BRO
can i join for the next? 👀
Okay, so I had to look up Stalin mustache bc I could not remember what he looked like. Dunud would look hilarious with that xD
Succumbed to 3000 PSIs
What ever you guys do DONT go into go #off-topic-memes
Sure Lol
I really am sorry lol I have a habit of assuming everyone online is a dude. It won’t happen again
Put me there too?
Do we wanna do one more?
Can you put me there?
You don’t wanna know
Paddy is like Kenny
Fine one more
What happened
YES EAT YOUR TACO
just revert to extremely girlish voice and say BRO repeatedly its ok
Cringe was just posted
on the internet, no one knows youre gumoss
I will be okay for one more but I gotta clock back in here in about 10 minutes
Taco gonna be your last meal
If it’s that bad you still have time to delete it 
Look I’ve got like 14 bullies here. Idk if I can handle another.
im the alpha bully because i dont care
🍞
dont worry, i wont watch your video 
That was a lot of fun Lol
Wait you posted it???
I have a screenshot of "lethal pee pressure"
Lmao
Noooooooo
It better not be
Because it was hilarious
What would your last meal be
Probably pancakes
menacing screenshots with no context
out of context screenshots are the best :b
plot
“ROCK N STONE”
Spanikopita, gyros, lobster, shrimp, a glass of lagavulin and a fountain Pepsi.
foiled
Holy shit I keep on almost slipping and dying on black ice
Paddy has thought about that too much
black ice? youre dying to air freshener commonly used by.. i cant say here
How about Geniune T-Rex Steak?
in my defense. im stupid 
My last meal would be whatever I was feeling at the time, then complete and utter regret later when I realize I could have had anything but was probably craving canned spaghetti or something stupid
I forget about putting the word please.
Please drive carefully x.x
I thought this was a play on Watergate and I was lowkey impressed.
I’m just walking lmao
It was funny tho
I've done this before in a frozen roundabout. Scariest thing I've ever done
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178712222910918726/1217526724347302028/image.png
my favorite moment. added the context this time
Ah, I try to walk in the grass instead of a sidewalk or road when things are icy. Slightly more grip
LOL
Lmao
Change it to poop update
I’ve done a 360 on black ice but I recovered lol
Almost everything was melted, but there were small strips of black ice
no one gets my 90s reference, sigh, move to your igloo wiggles
You don’t know what your last meal would be?
We'll play more hungry games later
Ummm a lasagne maybe?
I was born in the 90s….
I will have to suggest that if you are driving please don’t be on discord……
Be safe
All I remember are the god awful colors on clothing
You need to put more thought into that lol
wow you missed like all of the 90s if that's ALL
Whyyyy I don’t plan on having a last meal
Lasagna very good
Specially the meat ones.
i need a navy seal pal, a seal with a gun
lack of seatbelts, people chain smoking everywhere, putting milk on the porch because the power is out
Now I am hungry
mcdonalds having actually good happy meal toys
sorry where are my manners
Alright do I go get a burger for lunch or chicken
pizza
You just gonna live forever?
Yes precisely
hello indi, do you like squirt guns?
chimken nuggies
When I was little, my mom used to make this amazing spinach lasagna. It was my favorite food and I always wanted it.
And if you tried to get me to eat spinach any other way, I would tell you up and down that you were lying and that the gross green stuff you were trying to feed me was not spinach.
Okie I will be back in like 5
I was 9yo at the turn of the century, I didn’t miss the 90s I was barely cognizant at that point 😅
nice story needs more
not really?
Me too
i bet shell remembers more about the 90s than colors
the 90s were a simple time
there was also a lot of violence, murder, chaos, and it was somehow soothing
I had a tamagatchi. Killed it often.... I was a horrible owner
Oh I remember those
i think its worth a ton now
Were pogs a 90s thing?
Yep
pogs were 90s but also early 2000s
I remember Pogs
Hated my furby. It was nocturnal and didn't understand I had to sleep for school
ya know something i wanted from the past but never had the chance to get? 
Furby
They re-released them so you can have the horror
not this cutisy aberrations they sell today.. the OG furbies
they made them worse in the new version, so theyre not as ominous.
i do not remember my childhood too well lol
Furbies with an overhauled AI
but mario kart wii
I think the 90s and early 2000s blend together for me. The colors are the only thing I can’t accurately pin to the 90s
I had a Pocket Pikachu, those Digimon Tamagotchi
battle things, and a few regular Tamagotchis
But never had a gameboy haha, that's all I wanted
mario kart wii was my babysitter
They weren't that great imo :/ I remember reading those instructions over and over and it just being so dissapointing.
You need to go to your local meth head and request a furby, they will turn up a few days later with one covered in soot and debris, and you will know its a proper furby.
Mario Galaxy for the Wii was my baby
that's wild wtf
My mother fought an elderly woman to get me a furby in the 90s
I never had a normal furby cuz we were poor af, I only had the McDonalds Furby toys 😭
She was a terrible mother but she could fight for furbies
i didn't beat that game as a kid. but i emulated it during the pandemic and cried when i beat it.
My step brother was afraid of his furby so he tried to destroy it. Wish I still had it bc it had a voice box malfuction.... It would often say, "I wa-aa-nt t-t-t kl you"
shell I never even wanted one, she was beating up this old woman to get *me this furby
Lmao
the 90s
I am now in line at the drive through for some chimken tendies
she just wanted to fight, the furby was a bonus
LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
She regretted her choice when that thing was in the closet making ominous noises at 3am
Gotta get back to work. Have a good time y'all
I remember pretending to love McDonald's happy meals >.>
Had the entire gold plated Pokémon tablet set
she put it upside down and called upon the local ghost hunters
Marry browns chicken is fire
Yeah they were creepy AF if I remember them correctly
we had us a smudging
ya still got it?
i want pics
Yes it is
i don't think i know that place
Gimme a Spicy Big Mary
If you abused them, they said some freaky things
I dont have it anymore, much as robin williams no longer has jumanji, it has moved on to haunt someone else
💔
Should be back in a bit
oh it's canadian
Just a good chimken place
You could caption any 90s kid with this sentence
we are all furbies
the sadist trait
I asked for a Jumanji board game for Christmas....
Was so excited to get it....
Opened it up and was so dissapointed with it being such a basic board game xD I was expected a gimmick of some sort!
maso 
Dude I bought a LoZ chess set from GameStop and met this same fate.
So disappointing
Not expecting much, but dang, give a little bit right!?!?
look what they did to them 💔
Did a furby have a baby with one of those troll dolls?
okay but, they also gave those terribly over the top pretty eyes the ability to become demonic
looks like a tumblr "here, i fixed the design" thing
sugar vomit
imagine a gen z pulling out that abomination at 3am and it's cute vomit-inducing face has become a hollow sunken vessel of demonic energy
I remember the beanie baby craze.... I didn't understand why people got mad at me for treating them as stuffed animals....
the 90s live on
i wanted that 😔
I had a mini furby. It's name was either "Mitsybitsy" or "Mitsubishi" like the car company
***uncle touchys naked puzzle basement🎵 ***
ah yes. remember that predators have front facing eyes 

Simpsons did it
+1 for Simpsons
what havent simpsons done
It's true tho
simpsons already predicted everything that will ever happen
Chimken time
If the Simpsons predicts the end of the world I am done
they already did
Don't temp them
They probably have several times & we just don't realize
this shit looks so terribly unnatural i thought it was AI generated for like 3 seconds
"Thank God, It's Doomsday" is the nineteenth episode of the sixteenth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 8, 2005. Al Jean claims that the recorded commentary for this episode was the last time he saw Don Payne, the writer credited for the episode.
The Simsonsayers have spoken their twisted speech, and thus it is written
WRITTIN IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
right?! gimme my animatronic furball 💔
even the 2012 one id take, but not that one or the connect..
I think I am slowly being recognized at the Mary browns beside where I work…..
Lol there's a Japanese semi-fast food place called Edo here near me & they know me soooo well
I feel that
They know I want the Sushi Platter
The other day they couldn’t hear me through the drive through but still got my order right….
That scene....
Yeah that was sad
That show was awesome
That scene went off script
That one & the one where Will has the drug Speed, and Carlton accidently takes the Speed
That is why it became so emotional
We have more chance of being struck by a mega asteroid or going up in smoke if yellowstone super-volcano blows than extinction from our own kind. But yeah, nuclear war is not off the card with Putin about.
Black holes, solar flares, the list grows.
The extinction of mankind will most likely be of natural causes.
apparently that isnt true, and unfortunately a fan theory
😦
Yup
Really? Read it from a couple places.
If natural causes are bombing ourselves and depleting all of our resources as we destroy the only home that can house us
natural
What we humans do is always pretty small-scale, but when a Volcano does a super-colossal eruption, the world is immediately covered in ash.
We'd have to detonate SOOO many nukes to create this effect
To quote a song “humans aren’t going to kill the planet, we are just going to make it unlivable for us”
straws
I am too lazy to research again x.x
I am definitely not going to research current topic xD will learn more I don't wish to know
Joe Rogan.
Never said a word I didn't agree with. He talks about this all the time.
Was the dad scene in Fresh Prince scripted?
Fans of the show have long believed that Smith improvised that final scene in which his character builds to an emotional crescendo, loudly proclaiming all the milestones he got through without Lou, but “every word was written by Bill and I,” Zuckerman said
I'm 100% against pointless contamination of the Earth, but the Earth itself will do this much better than we can.
That being said, natural CO will combine with the CO that we're producing & make it much worse
the end of humanity was written a long, long time ago
The scene was scripted but his emotions actually happened
Ah o.O does it say the emotion was acting or the emotions were real?
So
im not sure you can script emotion
I'd rather believe that scene is improv'd a bit in Fresh Prince
pizza
I don’t think we did a last one
It was Will's first time crying on screen afaik, so it was emotional because of his connection to his costar
Aw
We are just the current apex species out the 4.5 billion years that earth has existed. We have only been around for what 200 thousand years
And yet, look at all we've accomplished 😎
We got Discord, people
Very true
2 mil years tops
crowbar to the head in the billiard room by @hollow tree
if discord is the symbol of peak humanity, take me back to the furbies
Either humanity evolves or goes extinct. That’s just how the world works
Dinosaurs have a much bigger high score. #
Think this was the last game
Wont happen in our life time tho
200 thousand?
That's more like it.
Some religions would disagree though😒🤔
Those dumb dinosaurs should've went to school gnome saiyan?
That's the last one I saw
Oh well
Look at all we've acomplished.. made me think of this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW-g4xcQp-E
original video:
https://youtu.be/6TNF9YRTKlg
Something witty entertainment:
https://m.youtube.com/user/SWEabridged
I honestly agree with this part of the abridge. Kirito actually made a point and literally was right. I know no ones perfect but for god sake we’re just killing each other slowing and not realizing it.
I do not own this and I u...
All that time of humanity being around and we still haven't mastered nature and 100% figured out our oceans
Humanity will not kill the earth before the earth does us in
I agree but I am not about to start talking about religion in funny game discord lmao
Around 70% of or ocean beds are unexplored.
we will try to find another planet to destroy or a floating base station
Earth has a fever, simple defense mechanism 👀
before we die of natural
aliens
My parents are mega-religious haha, my dad believes the Earth is like 6000 years old
satanic agenda me>?
Maybe WE are the virus all along?! 👀
💀
new wiggles order
Fair. I just view it as a little arrogant to think that way but that’s all I will say on that matter
Oh bro as a dude of straight science, yeah it's a lot to deal with haha
I love me dad but I don't share those views
Valid
I believe in intelligent design due to the sheer complexity of natural forces, how they work, and how delicate all the systems are that keep it alive. To me that's impossible to come about via random chance, but I don't have this argument with people. And I won't start one here 😂
I believe in something like that, but it's not what any religious books have been writing about haha
As orderer of the new satanic agenda, i cristen thee to serve satan, for, as per the ancient alien theory, without satan we never would have been spliced and mated upon by the gods, as our women would have stayed horribly ugly cave creatures, and it is for these revelations that our women have bangs, botox, and hair removal. Without satan, we had cavewomen forever. youre welcome, satanic worshippers
I'm here to talk about Palworld and its related mechanics
Dumud is a cool pal
cynic is on a different agenda i think.
I really like it’s shape :)
Anything divine will be completely incomprehensible to us, like biblically accurate angels & tremendous beings.
Not some old Martyr up in the clouds
I'm on the Pal agenda
But thats my oppinion haha
Shell, what if I told you
friend shaped
Friend shaped and can pet :)
Old martyr in the clouds is just how humanity decided to picture him. The true "guy in the clouds" we quite literally cannot perceive or even begin to understand. That's just how I understand it
the heavens literally translates to being space, thus, our ancestors came from the heavens literally translates to from space, and the gods are creatures of heaven, aka space creatures..
I'll find out when I die tho and let y'all know
My "religious" beliefs play out more like a sci-fi story lol
I'll check in from time to time. Nice to meet you all. Seeya👋🏻
cya Vikin
Have a good day
Didn't Dumud decapitate you with a frisbee?
You did
Still friend. I can forgive lmao
Shhhh, it said, "Dumud"
Wawawawawawa
You are dumud
I hope ur all doing ok
Pretty good so far
I was really worried coming into work today
My name says "Malheureux"
;p
Works boring but other then that it’s a good day
🌞

Because catastrophe happened last night
Mmm fair
It says Dumud for me
I sent work out in December, just received it back today. Trying to remember what it was xD
Otherwise, I am good
no u 
Not planning on staying over today; I got nachos to make
If I have to stay over today, I'ma be big upsetti
We don't have the best oven for it
Nachos?!?!
Yes
I've been requested to pretty them up and post them when they are finished
WAH ❤️
I'll be making me own salsa too.
this is so weird. my fever is stronger today, but somehow i can draw better than yesterday 
Big Pog
I draw better when I'm uncomfortable
Love me salsa. Hate store bought though. They can never quite get it right
I dunno why
I need to stay 3 hours late xD
Had to leave early yesterday and accidentally came in late today
I draw better when I'm bored
i didnt know this was a thing
maybe i can pull off something good looking before explode
jokes on you i never draw
I once pulled, and then tore a muscle in my back, and just healed it up myself.
Was four days of extreme pain, but those were some good drawing days, and that was actual pain, not discomfort
What does your banner say?
why would i have banners im not royal
Profile banner
something about fishnets i think
Which lands & titles do you own?
Ahh
fishnets too i think
i saw that and for a moment i thoght was a black censoring retangle...

I have some mild pain in my back that I probably need to get addressed. I tore a muscle in my side at my ribcage area when I worked at Honda though. Probably the worst I've felt
Remove the leash and see what happens
It had been hurting for a minute and I felt it pop when I was working on a car
People on the Internet vs people in real life
theres people?
That's what I did!
Was brutal, when I tore the muscle it was some fresh agony
I thought everyone else was also gumoss
people in real life?
isnt everyone like ai bots?
Yeah bro I know how that feels. It h u r t like a mf. I was on 600 mg of ibuprofen for a while
I'm like the realest dude
I only took Tylenol & used a compression band to press everything in.
After 4 days I took it off
idk depends who you ask, i have been called AI
Yeah, I left work and went to the doc when it happened. That was not a fun drive
Basically told me to heat and ice it accordingly
I didn't bother with the doctor cuz I knew that was gonne be what they said lol
I messed up my ankles and it took like 5 months for me to be able to walk normally again
I don't know better than a doctor, I just know what they will tell me
people named AI
It's nice to have confirmation that nothing is broken
Nothin in my ankle was broken but it sure felt like it lmao
ya mean "Stork delivery"?
I'd have to have a Javelin sticking out of my chest to go see a doctor haha
i am a stork not a gumoss, noted
Same dam I don’t even have health insurance
I feel the same now. Just scared me when it happened 😂
Not enough cake
brb, naming my gumoss wiggles
returns
Cake?
NGL I almost went to the doctor for the torn muscle, it hurt sooooo bad
I was encouraged to. Could barely move at my side without hurtin
I have a fried nervous system & only really feel that deep dull pain, but it still hurt like a mofo
I had to sleep very tactically for four days lmao
I figured it out after night one, so it was manageable
Did you end up taking melatonin to knock you out?
Yeah I take Melatonin often haha
I like having insane dreams
I did have some crazy dreams last night. Just barely remember what they are thanks to today
melatonin hahah
Don't ever take Melatonin with psychedelic substances tho, you heard it from me (and I heard it from a friend, totally)
This is something a ai would say
im like the realest dude
AI is the realest dude
That's what he said
big AL
I don’t need melatonin because I have narcolepsy :)
not to me
Eeeee
your melatonin has no power here
Doctor said I should be on Ridellan for it but I said red bull is good enough
I also took a sledgehammer to the top of the head, that's also in my files
Ritalin is also amateur ADHD
Damn
Maybe I should hire a chiropractor and just be like "fuck me up fam"
I will show you the file sometime
Bonk
Actually nuts
My files have X on the front and cannot be accessed by civilians
Certified discord moment
I have a history of head trauma, which is why my nervous system is messed up, and yeah, one such trauma was an accident where I got my head dummied with a sledge
Yes
Do recommend
summon the spine cleric
But here you are alive to tell the story
The amount of ways I've smashed my fingers with sledgehammers at work is getting annoying
I couldn't turn my head very far to the right, mine fixed my neck in just a couple visits
Wasn't wearing my army helmet either, it screwed up my head further & my neck
I’ve never buying a shirt from Pokemon center again
Oh jeez
I thought you were memeing
Be sure to research chiropractors b4 going. A good/legit chiropractor is amazing and I highly recommend. But, there are too many instances of people going and they go to a quack practice that barely does anything and they just shell out money for nothing.
being in crippling spinal pain for months, attributing it to hormones, finding out nerves are actually irreparably damaged and the pain is real
Nope this is real haha
I say "Just Kidding" often enough, but not this time lmao
Yeah. My parents have a pretty good place they recommend, but it's a distance from me
Sorry I'm distracted
How bad is it
(bad)
I went in for an MRI and kept feeling like the back of my head was burning. I ignored it thinking it was all in my head bc I was uncomfortable. Turned out, there was a malfunction and the machine really was burning the crap out of me.
Always believe your body when there is any sort of pain.
Believe it or not, $80
Damn
Like a T-Shirt or what?
You get the sleeve DLCs for another $20 apiece tho
they dont teach women to acknowledge pain, fun fact
Everything is hormones
If I believed my body on pain I'd be 50 billion dollars in debt
Last time I was in an MRI it felt like I was being lightly microwaved lol
I accepted the drugs for the last MRI. worth
Pretend I am a Dumud dressed up to be a teacher. I am telling you now to acknowledge pain o.o
I didn't say race to a doctor every time :p
The kicker is when you go to the doctor and they acknowledge the pain exists but still have no way to fix it
I have heard that one. I was told why that feeling occurs and I can't remember it. Now I'm sad
but they can give you an injection that makes it worse
That's when the doctor needs to take the L and give out a weed prescription
bro what drugs do you get for a fkn mri
Ive never been given drugs for an MRI in my life
Completely unrelated, what's your WC level currently?
99
Nice
Runescape reference
I love RS
the sloths take another victim
Had a pulmonary emoblism. I will randomly get a shooting pain in my left lung. Doctor told me he could keep doing tests on me that will cause a lot of pain, but he knows full well he will find nothing wrong even though there is damage there. Best he could offer was a pain prescription I could take when the pain occurred, but by time the prescription kicked in, pain subsided.
I just can't get myself to get into OSRS. I feel like it's a part of the past.
I feel like they're cheaply made I have not used any heat on my shirt and it's already look like it's being melted in a spote
I wore it five times
They probably are cheaply made
I got back into it recently. I am 76 WC currently, I started in the summer but haven't played it every day
I think my WC is like 87 on regular rs
They would not give pain meds & only gave an injection that quote created the sensation as though a supernova was happening inside of me
-wiggles 2023
I expect better quality if I'm going to waste my time for shipping from a official shop if I want a cheap shirt I'll go to Walmart and get one
That sucks....
I'd flee that dr.
as 3 nurses gawk and go what the hell did you do to her
Nothing like joining a community near 30 minutes before I have to go to my job. Graveyard shift, yay.
Never played RuneScape so I don't know what any of this means
how to flee with supernova in your spine
Welcome to the community, happy to have ya 
There are a bunch of nurses that refuse to be around me. I am a hard stick when it comes to blood draw and they want to be as far away so they don't have to make the attempt >.>
Long story short, RuneScape exists. Old-school RuneScape also exists. It's RuneScape from. 2007, hence 'old school'
rs3 doesnt count as runescape
I mean..
I don't disagree but I don't agree
XD
Me who has to get blood drawn every month because of work
Runescape 3 is the current version with "Better Graphics..."
And Old School Runescape is just 2007 era Runescape, but has different content than RS3 and receives lots of updates
rookies
I see!
Let's all agree that the devs of pal world should stay away from sweet baby inc
I have never even heard of sweet baby Inc
I don't think they will employ SBI for their game
Thanks. Do note that I'm basically a cryptid and will probably be here rarely due to a lot of things.
Look it up
Finally adding shaders to rs circa 2007.
You don't gotta be here all the time, brotha
That's what should have been, instead of the 'HD' update
When I schedule, I have to tell them to schedule me when they have an ultrasound tech on duty. They laugh and don't do it, and then I cause a financial scene when I have to be rescheudled. They try to charge my insurance and I tell my insurance I requested and they did not oblige.
RS3 sucks I could never play that again, but OSRS is a gem, and plays great on mobile
I'm thankful that work arranges all the blood draw efforts for us so we don't gotta fuck with insurance and everything
Is that a girl gamer? Rip
where
They exist
Fair enough! I mostly came here to hopefully be able to contribute to the future of the game since I am very much antics-centered and look for ways to break a game.
Rip
I don't see genders, I see genres
Yep, same here, except I'm the guy who makes theories and develops a headcanon for EVERYTHING
Badum tss
I go through my insurance on my own accord bc it makes the places listen to me. I am such a bad stick I get rescheduled often so I ALWAYS request the ultrasound tech so I don't have to be stabbed more than 4 times.
im sci fi because im AI
Punk Rock right there
Who
damn, 20 yrs ago when quirky dude smacked the drums in the back of band class, i didnt say punk rock and now i will always remember failure
Now that a think of it, I think I may be buddy buddy with the call center for my insurance....
They prolly have an agent just for you if you go thru them a lot
I love that as well. Victor is definitely my favorite and criminally underrated.
Always use these connections, use it to get the best insurance you can.
Compliment their speaking voice on the phone
"This is why you failure" - some Asian parent
What’s up chat
Let's face it, AOC ruined RuneScape. The graphics changes certainly sealed the deal too. Ruined everyone's outfits and shit too lol
throws self on sword
Lmao
Pizza done!
Yeah the combat update was meh
whoa that pizza took awhile
And most if not all OSRS players hate it
My ceiling
It's what killed it for me and my friends
New group of people rn, what’s y’all’s favorite Pal?
charizard
They get things done for me and make sure I don't have to pay much at all if anything when I do have medical bills
Lovander
Yeah, it takes a while in that oven, not the best for pizza
Dang bro got me fr
Runescape has terrible movement, you move by clicking & there's a slight click delay of like .06 seconds.
The game (RS3) gets way more complicated over time, but the movement is still shit & slow
Charmander/Charizard are actually my favourite(s)
('-' )
mine is volcarona
I like Quivern.
I got yours fam
so, cinnamoth
Brb, cat's being a menace.
Easily. I just wanna collect all the logs and read them just to see what is going on
Studying environments to see if that tells a story as well
Nice that’s makes 3 from rn
#announcements message this is only for pc correct?
Yes it is
Ok
I has 5
If you read the form it specifies that it is currently only for the PC. I imagine they will probably do something similar for Xbox folks
my mom died and all i inherited was an urn and trauma
Mmm trauma
Ok
Hope I helped! 
Definitely
I kill these for the mats religiously
Sameee
Lmao
Oof the giff not loading
I better not show you my collection
Trying to paste the Relaxasourus giff
Yooo thx for the assist
Just found one of my cats looking out the window, so I gave him approximately 1000 kisses on the head
Wait I what
I hope it was enough
rip need more polymer
I'm gonna wrap up my day hopefully. Be back soon y'all
Dang your one off, regular dosage is 1.001K
Precious
He smells good too
I wonder how they all do it
i apologize, that was an involuntary yuck gif
Lmao
Shhh don't tell anyone they'll find out shh
My doggy gets to go for a walk now too, and it's nice out
we will steal his hoodie to smell like his axe body spray?
Ewwww I don't wear Axe, gimme some credit
remember that chocolate axe body spray commercial?
My friend Shawn once bought that for a camping trip & he hated it so much he threw it into the fire while I wasn't looking
I turn around & it explodes
it doubles as a flamethrower
You know what else smells good
Fiscal responsibility
fan girls are raiding my base brb
bro same
run!
A woman who loves and cares for you
But that too
but what if she smelly? 
My favorite mythological being/cryptid
Damn guess I'm dragging her into the shower
when the weebs discover bathing
Most don't like that map
Impossible
flashback to me pocketing 100 mini deodorants from the woman at PAX who was assigned to give them out to attendees and nobody was taking them
elaborate 
I like to take showers
If someone loves and cared for me I would absorb all the smell
Did womp just say you womp?!?
in soviet russia, odor smells you
💀
I like this one. This one puts a smile on my face and says somewhat out of pocket things.
deal
but you have to get in the palsphere
the mods checking to see why the word pocket was used
Fair enough!!
Sorry to leave you hanging there for a bit, but I was half joking, lol. The nature of my job makes it so that I would prefer not to talk to too many foreign nationals, as then I would have to report all such contact... But my job doesn't monitor everything I do, and talking with a Rando Russian on a discord server every now and then isn't bad, so yeee, just joking is all lol
you get paid to do what i do for free
you're a saint, Wiggles
You are Russian, right sunni? Or is your name Cyrillic just for the lols?

my workers are so good they already start working on the stuff before they get there
evading foreign nationals and reporting all social contact for free, in the service of the greater good
heh, pupper
I think I got a couple of charges in German and China
stealing that, thanks
im a menace to all countries
im a menace to toilets
Wat
you should be nicer to toilets
With all that eyeliner couldn't have guessed
they say egirls are best for psy ops
No don't be xenophobic, foreign contact iz gud
What DoorDash do I get quick
They are
borgar
I'm a menace to homes
Agent Adams is that you
I swear to god stop stalking me
You're not going to get me on any charges
Monika is best
Also ponytails are great
i am Ukrainian
i prefer that other one with purple hair 
Not the double ponytail the single ponytail
no
RIP
dont talk to me unless you want to cry again
your preference is incomplete, you have not reached maturity yet, try again when your answer is monika
Do I know you?
its ok
idk why, but everyone thinks like that at first
See, that's the thing
The real answer is all of them
she kinda plain tbh 
HAHAHHAHA
i also like monika the best
she has at least some depth
Monika supremacy is real
But yeah who are you and why are you so vile towards me
weeb radar™
My curiosity must be satisfied
😂😂😂😂
You probably use Bod
?
i use the blood of my enemies
I mean what
Found on Google from walmart.com
I use deodorant
What the heck is happening
Only?
ello 
I mean what
hello
what is your go to perfume?
The golden retriever in me wants to say yes, but the anti-simp in me says no
RAHHHHH 3 SHOWERS A DAY KEEP THE TALL BLUE GUY IN MY APARTMENT AWAY
Nom nom copper taste
I had a party on my company and some tasks
whats that? 
[insert whatever perfume i most recently got at bed bath and beyond]
Wait was it dove this time
well
it’s something you spray on yourself to smell good
wait wait, i got that wrong. bath and body works.
do you like sweet or floral scents?
oh, water 
Oh, like scent marking right?
Fruity floral usually
Floral
… forget abt it
I just switched to a new cologne and I can't be arsed to remember the name
Lmao
i like sweet scents on myself
but in general i like when people smell good
Evening Juutwood or something like that
Scent is important, especially if being close to them
Do you sniff people?
What about the smell of gunpowder
You smell different when you're awake
That overwhelming smell that just made the elderly woman in the corner file a complaint to management because of the rude people wearing overpowering scents triggering her allergies, that was me, youre welcome
i don’t know how it smells to be honest
you smell like gunpowder?
I've used that exact line
Ash, mostly.
Gross, you people don't carefully curate your own natural musk?
Everyone has
Based?
you dont get the “dont talk to me” part?
i have two currently. but none is from any kind of good brand..
one is "wood" and the other is "for man" 
sorry brother bear
I was wearing a mask and being paid to do it 😄
Give the men "wood" flavor, but make it smell like honeyed bark
well
sounds manly 🤣🤣
I could mag dump some ammo and smell like
No because idk what I did to you
i will take as a compliment 
I don’t like sand
DUNES
idk how to describe what type of men cologne i like
but i love when they smell good
NOT THE DUNES
I don't want to smell like a baconator
i dont like overly floral scents, like lily’s
I have this awesome cologne too, but I don't use that every day
anything that comes in a large volume spray
Y'all got no pheromones, and thusly no bitches
It's true, I dont have any bitches, none at all
Same
i like when they smell good too 
why? you are very pretty
The kind that makes you feel a little fluttery inside I imagine? 😄
But I prefer a woman over bitches so
yeahhh
well that’s the experience talking right here🤣
Im also a fan of people that make insides fluttery
me when I sing:
the right cologne will rly make you fluttery inside
Any commercial with this guy in it, is funny as hell
i have a couple of perfumes that i use
sometimes i layer a perfume + spray on my hair
wait til you find out about white chicks
What
Look at your man, then back to me, then back to your man, sadly, he isn’t me.
I've seen it lmao
I'm old enough to know what that is
Same
@queen vale
has anyone joined your vc?
who gave this gif a soundtrack
Highly recommend to any who haven't seen it
I was born in 89 I've seen it all
Nah, I gave up after a while
glad people like ya exists, sunny
me like smelling hair
cascade of bells in my brain
Bruh, I’ve seen the Americas Got Talent clips where he just waltzes up onto stage to play.
damn
what abt paddy? he lied again?
I think he just didn't have time 😄
i mean
that’s why i do it 🤣🤣
excuse me im going through a phase where i just repeat the word DUNES everytime sand or desert are alluded to
8 in one cologne: shampoo, peanut butter, jelly, mouth wash, toothpaste, toilet paper ,face wash and cream
dont make excuses for him.. he’s a liar
No loss though as it's not like he missed out on anything fancy 😄
I hate sand it's rough and coarse