off-topic

[real coral]

source of my knowledge of the Japanese: I live about an hour from Pocket Pair's HQ.

[junior hawk]

Damn your English is good af

[silver gyro]

Send them girlscout cookies

[junior hawk]

I would have swore you were American

[real coral]

I am American. I've just lived here for a long time.

[analog eagle]

🫃

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-ventura-gif-21196581

[silver gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thumbs-up-gif-25000182

Those movies were under rated. I still have them on VHS

[junior hawk]

They’re my favorite Jim Carry movies

[cyan acorn]

got oatmeal now

oh goody (im starved)

[junior hawk]

Mmmm mush

[cyan acorn]

exactly

[junior hawk]

What kind you got

[cyan acorn]

i think its just brown sugar and cinnamon

[junior hawk]

If there’s raisins in it imma berate you

That’s the best

[cyan acorn]

now that i think about

i think raisins would be the one thing that wouldnt work in oatmeal

[analog eagle]

maple oatmeal sounds good

[silver gyro]

Dehydrated tree testiculars don't work in anything

[junior hawk]

I don’t like fruit of any kind in my oatmeal

Adding chunks to the mush gives it the texture of vomit

[cyan acorn]

bud has never truly eaten before

[silver gyro]

Would you prefer onion? It's a veggie

[cyan acorn]

thats some immaculate fuckin vomit then

[junior hawk]

No. Maple, honey, cinnamon, vanilla or chocolate chip are ideal

[cyan acorn]

me asf cramming 4 chapters of ap bio in a single night (im screwed)

[silver gyro]

No brown sugar?

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-cats-cat-love-pet-lover-pelea-gif-13002823369159732311

[junior hawk]

I can do brown sugar

[silver gyro]

Good. Better not be racist 😒 😤

Great now im more hungry. Why everyone gotta be putting food into my thought processor

[dusk frigate]

Yes they do

🤨

[rustic knot]

Go get taco bell

[junior hawk]

Oh I’m not. I love ethnic women

[silver gyro]

No last time I ordered from them, they forgot the fillings to my burrito...

[cyan acorn]

id be good with anything else in oatmeal, i feel like raisins might be a little too awkward though, idk

[silver gyro]

Raisins belong in the trash 🗑 👌

[junior hawk]

Definitely not in cookies

[silver gyro]

They were barely good when they were grapes.

[junior hawk]

Grapes are delicious

[cyan acorn]

nah gtfo with that

[silver gyro]

Green grapes I like. Not purple grapes

[junior hawk]

Ok grandpa! Go drink your prune juice to wash them nasty cookies down.

[cyan acorn]

prune is good too

[junior hawk]

Your pallet is FUCKED sir

[cyan acorn]

legit everything is on my palllet, i eat good

yerm

[junior hawk]

That’s better than being picky

My gf is picky and does the majority of the cooking and it sucks ass

I feel like all I ever eat is cheese, noodles, and chicken

[stone harbor]

slept for 1hr and now i cant fall asleep, debating on getting sleeping pills again 🤔

[mighty yoke]

Anyone down to make palworld on roblox?

[junior hawk]

Just put your phone away, lay your head down and close your eyes.

[stone harbor]

man, you need to mix in like salmon or some kind of fish, beef etc.. into that, picky eaters aren't always picky about meat, just get more meat varieties and clog your arteries

[junior hawk]

She doesn’t eat any seafood

She’s picky picky

[stone harbor]

how long has it been since she tried it?

your taste buds change as you age, i used to hate mustard

[junior hawk]

I made her try salmon a few years ago

She doesn’t care. She’s stubborn as fuck and won’t try new things

[stone harbor]

blind fold her and ask her to guess what it is

[junior hawk]

I’m done trying man

I gave up long ago. Now I just focus on the kids.

If I can make sure they aren’t picky then she’s outnumbered and we’re going out to get sushi whether she likes it or not

[stone harbor]

blindfold the kids and have them guess what something is "i don't like this" ok lemme blindfold you so you don't know what it is.

im telling you if you blindfold someone, have them try something without knowing what it is

if they spit it out, they actually probably hate it

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/decidueye-kick-pokemon-fight-gif-11927767

I have arrived

[silk quest]

I didn't think I would agree with a statement started with "blindfold the kids"

[cyan acorn]

You could do what my grandparents did to my dad, sat there at the the dinner table and didnt let him get up until he cleaned his plate

[silver gyro]

Nah its ok we can blindfold the kids if it tricks them into eating good foods. I've tried everything else to get my son to eat veggies.... its a never ending battle with that kid I swear

[cyan acorn]

• Pretend to go to the doctor
• “diagnose” the kid with “whatever you eat tastes like chocolate”
• leave only whatever you want them to eat in the fridge

[silver gyro]

The point isn't to force them. It's to get them to like them without them judging it before hand. If they know it's a veggie, they won't eat it. But if they don't know what it is, and likes the flavor, then they can be convinced into having a favorite veggie.

But im also one of those parents that feel we should be allowed a certain amount of chloroform for nap time. And I don't mean for the kid...

I wanna go tf out when it's nap time. Not fight it till they wake back up from nap

[silver gyro]

My grandma would just bust us in the back of the head with her shoes if we didn't eat our plate.

[shut willow]

Hola

I’m pretty stoned and high. How’s ur night, day, life going?

[cyan acorn]

My grandparents would do that with their hands if my dad misbehaved

Only my grandpa believed in belts half of the time

[stone harbor]

Can't sleep so I'm making chicken bacon ranch pasta

[silver gyro]

Back in the good ol days when a little bit of pain made a lifelong memory

[cyan acorn]

Fr

[shut willow]

Iv been craving anything chicken and bacon ranch anything. It’s bad

[shut willow]

U mean the metal spatula?

[cyan acorn]

Chicken sandwich with bacon and ranch

[silver gyro]

Grandma never used her cookware. She would use grandpa's tools tho..

[shut willow]

I miss my grandmas soapy pots and pans

[cyan acorn]

Happy new day for the west coast of the united states (PST)

[shut willow]

Oh it did just hit 12

[stone harbor]

It's rare for me to cook, people always like it but I usually let @dreamy mortar handle cooking

[silver gyro]

I'm a night worker. My day starts at 11pm

[shut willow]

I can’t cook for shit

I make killer eggs though

[stone harbor]

I'll take some don't skimp on the cyanide

[silver gyro]

I refuse to cook. Another bonus to living alone. I dont have to lol

Cyanide costs too much to waste on one single person.

[shut willow]

😂 suprisingly add a dash of that to steak is pretty good. With other seasonings ofc

[silver gyro]

Make enough for the whole class. Don't waste product

[stone harbor]

If it's edible it's a cooking ingredient ijs

[silver gyro]

I want extra spicy eggs

[shut willow]

Na some things don’t belong on plates

Have u seen those videos of a place in Japan servers there dishes in toilets?

[silver gyro]

Everything is edible. It depends on what is digestible

[stone harbor]

I said edible, not garbage

[shut willow]

🤷‍♂️ I was in military. Edible means anything that can go in mouth

[silver gyro]

If that's the case, I could make a meal out of legos and socks

[shut willow]

Ong

Iv had a meal of dirt before. Don’t recommend

I really pissed off the DI that day

[silver gyro]

At least it had nutrients over flavor

And plenty of fiber

[stone harbor]

I mean in the military sometimes you do shitty things to survive can't always play by "this is safe"

[shut willow]

Yeah 😂

[stone harbor]

But I'd rather eat an MRE my mother has laying around than eat dirt

[shut willow]

MRE are very 50/50. Some of them are gas

[silver gyro]

Everyone always making these survival videos of how to distil water and sanitize food for safe eating, and the marines over seas drinking river water and eating whatever the hell that was that crawled into their path

[shut willow]

Na I was in the marines

They are mentally insane

Those crayon jokes are too real

[stone harbor]

Ah mom was navy

[shut willow]

I wanna re enlist in Air Force. But I could do navy, lot of family in there

[stone harbor]

[dreamy mortar]

Yeeee I like cooking but his cooking is good too

[cyan acorn]

Red is my favorite crayon color

[shut willow]

Never liked the taste of red. I prefer the violet

[cyan acorn]

Based

[shut willow]

😂

[glad steppe]

Y’all tripping turquoise is fire🔥

[whole snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326288625366990849/1217376528896102460/IMG_9860.jpg?ex=6603cd3e&is=65f1583e&hm=3c8c92f701f8aaea9679d2e9ea2b8450496b57096f6a69273027e7a57ed4d367&

[silver gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/red-crayon-gucci-mane-shawt-gif-5540044

[shut willow]

It’s top 3

[glad steppe]

Nah it’s no.1

[shut willow]

White better then black

Black too sticky

[glad steppe]

White tasteless tho

[shut willow]

Ok read chat mods. Not what u think

But I don’t mind it bland

[glad steppe]

Like totally flavorless

[shut willow]

🤷‍♂️

[glad steppe]

My top three are black, turquoise and green

[shut willow]

https://tenor.com/view/twerking-crayon-uwu-gif-22123653

[silver gyro]

Why does noone like the green crayon? That was always the one I ate. And why my grass was always blue instead

[glad steppe]

Unrelated to my favorite color combinations (f u Ben)

[glad steppe]

I love green crayons

They taste like green crayons

(Lime flavor)

[shut willow]

Green just missing something. Like it’s alright but not its best

[glad steppe]

Shut up you like white it’s like half the size of the rest and is tasteless

[junior hawk]

Y’all need Thrall

[glad steppe]

Who even uses white

[junior hawk]

You shut up. You think raptors were just prehistoric chickens

[glad steppe]

You think velociraptors are double the human size 💀

[silver gyro]

Never have I met that aggressive of a chicken... nor that smart of one..

[junior hawk]

3x get it right

[glad steppe]

Bro high af

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-bender-bending-rodriguez-fry-philip-j-fry-gif-22941842

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/leopard-tank-tank-attack-gif-15994800

[shut willow]

No velociraptor are small

Like half a human

[glad steppe]

Exactly

[junior hawk]

Bro read the room

[glad steppe]

Bro read a book

[junior hawk]

They’re obviously 3x the size of a grown human

[shut willow]

Fax check it

[silver gyro]

They forget humans back then were small af too..

[junior hawk]

Mfs these days just don’t understand the meaning of ‘roll with it’

[silver gyro]

Munchies for prehistoric predators

I wanna be in a t Rex's cereal

[glad steppe]

I have done research and it’s true velociraptors are larger then argentinosaurs also the earth is a large Jurassic world velociraptor

[shut willow]

Ong

[silver gyro]

Can you imagine him trying to get the spoon to his mouth?

[junior hawk]

T. rex is to small

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosaur-earth-dinosaur-earth-space-dinosaur-earth-society-gif-14364928

[shut willow]

His little arm

[glad steppe]

Y’all realize that humans are edible

[junior hawk]

Humans aren’t edible

[glad steppe]

Like what happens if for example I bite my finger off

[silver gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/trex-poop69butthole-gif-4951247

[junior hawk]

We are inherently toxic

[glad steppe]

extremely toxic

[silver gyro]

You get sent to a ward with jackets that make you hug yourself

[glad steppe]

Who is gonna get me

[junior hawk]

You belong in a ward if you think raptors were small

[shut willow]

Fun fact iv seen someone cut off half there finger

[glad steppe]

Oh that most be painful : (

[shut willow]

It did look. There cute lil stub they have now

[glad steppe]

Fruits

Fruuts

[silver gyro]

Whoever is pissed about having to clean up the blood you left behind from curiously biting your own finger off for the sake of proving a point in discord

[junior hawk]

My cousin did this at work and me and his girlfriend used it as an excuse to take days off of work as well as long lunches every day 😂 it was just like the top digit of the pinky on his off hand

[glad steppe]

“Whoever is pissed about having to clean up the blood you left behind from curiously biting your own finger off for the sake of proving a point in discord” sounds like a thing a government drone would say

[shut willow]

💀

[silver gyro]

A worthy sacrifice

[silver gyro]

buzzz

[shut willow]

Oh shit. Someone bomb him

[junior hawk]

That’s what I’m saying man I’d go home at lunch and we would game for like 2 hours before I went back to work lol

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/callowman-dof-callow-man-duels-of-fortune-gif-25498278

[junior hawk]

Told my boss I had to go make him something to eat

[silver gyro]

Yes, cause missing a few millimeters of your finger tip prevents you from microwaving a hot pocket. Seems legit. Have the rest of the day off even

[glad steppe]

I wonder what could happen if..he bit his whole arm off?

[junior hawk]

It worked for over a month

[silver gyro]

Not nearly as serious. Its the mail room for him then

[glad steppe]

I was trying to reply and I accidentally clicked on your profile and I saw the character giving a ehh to Burly Marc 💀

[silver gyro]

They were like that when I found them. Idk what started it, but I stayed around for the finish

[glad steppe]

Wow I didn’t even know they could crouch lol

[junior hawk]

You a pervert

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-speech-bubble-speech-discord-gif-25192162

hey stepdaddy

[glad steppe]

Don’t disrespect my boy potatoes like that

[junior hawk]

Which one is that?

[glad steppe]

The fried one

[silver gyro]

I'm an enthusiastic learner.

[cyan acorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/111504456838819840/1217326267767197726/7C6846E1-36C3-45B4-A5A1-13B8BA815582.mov?ex=66039e6f&is=65f1296f&hm=8046a3417f6ce197efed36153fd8a595d5d116f7002df93c16f06013a2a3b571& get it unc we said in unison

[glad steppe]

Not the mashed one

[cyan acorn]

Finally one to harness the power of the SV soundtrack

[junior hawk]

Nah bro you just a freak

[silver gyro]

Idk what happened before I came up. But its been my favorite random moment of palworld so far

[silver gyro]

Damn straight

[junior hawk]

Venom is an avid hentai enthusiast

[cyan acorn]

Thats wild

[junior hawk]

She be like that

[glad steppe]

Mine is when I was trying to go under the wooden bridge and I managed to pass through it but when I tried to get out I was stuck like it’s a cage

[silver gyro]

They held many guns to him. I wanted to see how it ended.

3 hours later I walked away cause they just refused to move...

[glad steppe]

You should have thrown a frag grenade

[junior hawk]

Worst porn ever!

[glad steppe]

Bro you will get the 24 hour treatment (it’s not the most fun experience)

[silver gyro]

Yea I've seen better.

[junior hawk]

For what?

[silver gyro]

And ruin their romantic moment together as a crew, never

[glad steppe]

Last time I got a 1 day time out with sunnivah cuz we were speaking about femboys lol

[glad steppe]

No it’s gonna show their love even when they are dead

[junior hawk]

Yeah I don’t think I said anything to crazy. The word isn’t blocked.

[glad steppe]

Oh ok

[silver gyro]

Kinda hard for him to show love when the guy doesn't get to finish first, ya know?

[glad steppe]

Nvm

[glad steppe]

Bad idea

[cyan acorn]

Blue

[glad steppe]

Green/turquoise

[silver gyro]

Dark blue

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/operation-teapot-nuke-nuclear-explosion-nuclear-test-nuclear-footage-gif-15618232923822161090

[junior hawk]

Nobody asked

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/sky-gif-9636656

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-gif-20062805

[glad steppe]

When blew and the other is a dark blew

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/i-asked-gif-23588960

[silver gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/portugal-the-man-purple-yellow-red-and-blue-alternative-synthpop-electronic-gif-17480236

[glad steppe]

Scooby dooby chicken

[cyan acorn]

10 lions vs an ef5 tornado who lives at the end

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/riley-freeman-gif-21813718

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[silver gyro]

._. One sec I'll call the thugs back over

[hollow tendon]

but also why is it sped up lol that sucks

[junior hawk]

Why y’all always in here sayin dumb shit

[silver gyro]

We feel your presence

[hollow tendon]

do the thug shake

[glad steppe]

Idk what’s bannable and what isn’t anymore so I will have to stop

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/lightskin-funny-weird-fwyb-gif-25774439

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/ugly-face-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-17891271681499088894

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/jidion-my-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-jidion-nutting-jidion-nut-gif-8153112442710370033

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/traumatized-cat-scared-terrified-nervous-gif-17769683

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shake-thug-shaker-black-ass-shake-gif-25873456

[junior hawk]

Let’s keep it sfw ladies…..

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gun-gif-14840378047772161326

[glad steppe]

Gadies and lentlemen please let’s keep wfs

[hollow tendon]

sorry stepdaddy

[glad steppe]

Imagine being a bot

You can’t cuz you are not

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-pokemon-pkmn-sword-and-shield-swsh-gif-21290765

[hollow tendon]

imagine being a generic chicken

[cyan acorn]

Gotta keep it sfw… alright fine…

[hollow tendon]

Leon is so hot

[cyan acorn]

Based

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-champion-gif-24356810

[glad steppe]

Bigball

[cyan acorn]

Weilin zhang animated this

[hollow tendon]

deez nuts animated your mom

[cyan acorn]

Wow

[glad steppe]

Wow

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/zygarde-perfect-zygarde-zygarde-perfect-pokemon-pokemon-xy-gif-6971736008687605923

[cyan acorn]

Thats not very nice dood

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-cinderace-soccer-football-fireball-gif-22302575

[cyan acorn]

Why bro look like that 😭

[glad steppe]

me after someone told me to not play with fire

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/i-like-turtles-zombie-kid-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-tortoise-tortuga-gif-16340543

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/wouldnt-you-like-to-know-weather-boy-gif-15559185

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/terapagos-pokemon-pokemon-scarlet-nod-pokemon-terapagos-gif-16275406495688730476

[glad steppe]

Are they by any chance mutant and middle aged?

[glad steppe]

Is that the new verdash ignis?

[hollow tendon]

what

[hollow tendon]

the guys from FORTNITE/?

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-tmnt-donatello-pizza-party-pizza-gif-11386723166359403268

[glad steppe]

No the guy from middle aged mutant ninja turtles the guy from Fortnite is still a teenager

[hollow tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-speech-bubble-speech-discord-gif-25192162

[glad steppe]

Difference is: one eats pizza and the other suffers from high cholesterol

[cyan acorn]

Have you ever gotten a headache behind your eyeballs

[junior hawk]

Yeah

[cyan acorn]

Shit hurts like hell I have one right now

[junior hawk]

Should google it and check webmd

See what kind of life ending illness you have

Probably ass cancer

[silver gyro]

With chronic diarrhea

[junior hawk]

I fuckin hate webmd

[cyan acorn]

Last time I checked webmd for what “illness” I had, it told me I was pregnant

I just had a stomachache after all

[silver gyro]

Boy or girl?

[cyan acorn]

Boy

[glad steppe]

Electric motor

[junior hawk]

Why did you quote illness like it isn’t a word

[cyan acorn]

I wasnt ill

[silver gyro]

This is a more believable answer.

[cyan acorn]

I just had a stomachache, I thought I was ill

[junior hawk]

Oh. Shit sorry I took that shit personally

[glad steppe]

Last time I googled something I was using google

[silver gyro]

He was pregnant with an electric motor. That's not illness, that's man made horsepower

[wraith oriole]

If she can talk she's ready for cock

[silver gyro]

Ew no men are gross

[glad steppe]

Hello and welcome to the game show of.. am I funny? The winner gets nothing
A)Yes you are funny
B) No you aren’t funny
C) you are cringe

[hollow tree]

🍳

[silver gyro]

Oooo C! C!!!

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/you-win-winner-win-winning-you-won-gif-26835228

[silver gyro]

I've always wanted nothing

[glad steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-rainbow-imagination-box-gif-12387358019437193946

[silver gyro]

You missed the fun convos

[hollow tree]

Oh?

[glad steppe]

I shower 3 times a day so I disagree

[cyan acorn]

Gn chat

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/escalated-quickly-anchorman-drinking-gif-5112090

[hollow tree]

Why

[cyan acorn]

Bros washing all the good bacteria off his body 😭

1 a day is enough

[junior hawk]

Just so you know you’re my favorite person here

[silver gyro]

My background/banner triggered a convo.

[cyan acorn]

Unless you are extremely athletic

[wraith oriole]

I gave your mom some bacteria last night (I sat on her toilet seat)

[glad steppe]

Bro what

[hollow tree]

I’m actually off work today I was very gross this morning

[wraith oriole]

Smells like garlic

[glad steppe]

I am not I actually shower 2 times only I lied ;-;

[wraith oriole]

Showering
Imagine not just throwing dust over your shoulder

[hollow tree]

You’re my favourite

[silver gyro]

I'll stick to once a day or every two days depending on mobility . Twice a day is a bit much

[glad steppe]

Shut up and pay the fine

[wraith oriole]

I clean womens bathrooms so I can be the first one to piss in them in the morning

[hollow tree]

Pro tip from lady; don’t wash your hair every day do it ever second day

[hollow tree]

This is why I don’t use public bathrooms

[silver gyro]

I do this already lol

[glad steppe]

IF I SHOWER TWICE A DAY THEN THE GUY INSIDE MY HOUSE WILL GO AWAY 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔉🔉🔉🔈🔉🔉🔊🔊🔊🔈🔉🔊🔈🔉🔊💦💦💦💦💦💦💦🌊🌊🌊🌊💧💧💧💧

[wraith oriole]

Glad I could help contribute to your dislike of men. Stay childless. 😎

[hollow tree]

I’m engaged and honestly this just makes me wanna teach my own kids better

[glad steppe]

Bro I am pretty sure she is a relationship

[wraith oriole]

Y'know, gotta be honest, I've worked as several 'low end' professions that require cleaning detail but I'll tell you, showering is the last thing you want to do after you've been washing dishes all fucking day, it sucks lmao

[silver gyro]

A priest is in your house?

[glad steppe]

Showering is awesome shut up

[glad steppe]

No a guy..he is blue and tall and has two heads

[wraith oriole]

Average discord reading comprehension

[glad steppe]

I ain’t reading allat (joke btw)

[wraith oriole]

exactly

[silver gyro]

Comprehension I bet is where you lost him

[hollow tree]

Someone come make me tea and not be offended if I’m sick ten minutes later ok thank u

[past mural]

Tea is just a teabag in water... what?

[hollow tree]

I said what I said

[silver gyro]

Natural leaves are better

[wraith oriole]

Ah, the toaster in its natural habitat

[past mural]

Probably true yeah

[glad steppe]

In my bathtub?

[silver gyro]

Bathtub??

[wraith oriole]

How many bagels can you burn a minute

[hollow tree]

No natural leaves for me

[glad steppe]

Strawberries

[past mural]

Anything you try to toast in me, I will eat 🙏
I am hungry

[hollow tree]

Allergic to those

[glad steppe]

Ik

That’s the point

[wraith oriole]

Wow you're fuckin' fat

[hollow tree]

You remembered 🥺

[glad steppe]

Ye

For some reason

[past mural]

How'd you know 😭

[hollow tree]

I dunno if I ate something weird yesterday or if the stress got the better of me but this morning I’m a lil sick chick

[silver gyro]

So don't make you natural strawberry leaf tea. Got it

[glad steppe]

Bananas

Do you see banana man?

[hollow tree]

Yeah please don’t I’ll feel worse

[wraith oriole]

Is this what highschoolers feel when they're in their friend group's discourse? Just less discord kittens and twitter memes?

[rapid marsh]

Hmmmm. Chamomile? Rosehip?

[hollow tree]

I don’t think I can stomach anything rn honestly

[glad steppe]

Hooping over the white-hot sand

[rapid marsh]

Honey water then.

[glad steppe]

Here he comes with some for me

[glad steppe]

Freshly taken from banana tree

[hollow tree]

Good idea

[silver gyro]

Ok ill make you some honey lemon tea to make you feel better, but you'll have to come get it. I'm at work and can't leave

[hollow tree]

I’ll call your work and you just get on a flight okay?

[past mural]

I wish I was still in school, I have my work laptop on my laps

[rapid marsh]

Chamomile tea with honey can also help with that (and stress)

[wraith oriole]

Quit masturbating in front of your child

Fuckin' toasters.. Should call TPS

[glad steppe]

Can you calm down 💀

[silver gyro]

Well... I am by the airport... ok fine but tell work they have to pay for the ticket for not giving me my earned 1 week paid vacation. And the return flight is in a week

[past mural]

Chill this is like a PG13 server 💀

[hollow tree]

Definitely need something for the stress I am just a ball of nerves and fried synapses

[wraith oriole]

No chill only 100

[rapid marsh]

Yup, chamomile with honey then. Helps relax and sleep too.

[hollow tree]

Yeah I slept seven hours last night but I don’t feel rested

[rapid marsh]

I’d love a paid vaycay!

[wraith oriole]

Dude was having a stroke when he wrote that

[glad steppe]

Chillet variants

[silver gyro]

That's how you know your body is sick or coming down with something. Your body is telling you it needs rest

[glad steppe]

I made some random names cuz why not

[hollow tree]

Okay I’ll tell them rn to pay the ticket and it’s a Uhm… care emergency?

[silver gyro]

If they ask, im your only living relative

[hollow tree]

Oh for sure since the bills for the visa medical came up I’ve been cutting my sleepnmassively

[hollow tree]

Oh for sure

[wraith oriole]

Tired. Don't wanna sleep yet. Too busy seeing if I can extract dopamine from watching people chat but too addled to do anything about it.

Too many twitter names on discord

zzz

[silver gyro]

I might have a Twitter idk. If I do I don't have access to it anymore xD

[hollow tree]

I have my art twitter

[wraith oriole]

see there's normal people twitter then there's degen twitter, I keep having people invite me to degen twitter discords and then the people are always depressed self loathing nobodies

[junior hawk]

Bananas don’t grow on trees

[hollow tree]

Wait they don’t?

[junior hawk]

Nope

[wraith oriole]

Don't sweat it baby, have one of mine

[hollow tree]

I thought they did

[wraith oriole]

It's been sitting on the counter for a few days so I recommend making a banana smoothie

[hollow tree]

Ew

[whole snow]

Egg!

[junior hawk]

Common mistake

[past mural]

Bananas are berries

[wraith oriole]

They're actually pretty good.

[hollow tree]

Hi Stone!

[whole snow]

How are you feeling?

[hollow tree]

Ya working?

[whole snow]

Tomatoes are fruits

[hollow tree]

I’m off sick today, lots of stress and possibly some bad food but idk

How are ya Stone?

[novel coral]

isnt it veggies?

[junior hawk]

Always. I took my name off OT sign up so I get a couple days off in a week though

[hollow tree]

Well that’s good, you gotta enjoy the time off and not work yourself to the brittle bone

[whole snow]

Awww :c I hope you feel better soon, try deep breaths, ice water and laying down for a bit, but I'm doing good now!

[past mural]

||Corn is a fruit||

[hollow tree]

That’s great I’m very glad to hear that!

[junior hawk]

So it’s not

[past mural]

Go ahead, google it...

[junior hawk]

Don’t smoke crack!

[past mural]

You can't tell me what to do

[junior hawk]

I don’t need to google that

[whole snow]

It's actually a grain

[junior hawk]

I already know better

[hollow tree]

Something smells like lavender in the house and it’s making me feel worse I gotta go extinguish whatever’s doing that

[past mural]

idk, I googled if corn is a fruit, it said yes

[whole snow]

Lavender smells bleh

[wraith oriole]

I'm going to adopt this toaster.

C'mere son.

[hollow tree]

I had to take my NSFW comms off Kofi cuz it’s against their rules apparently

[past mural]

I read this in TF2 soldier's voice 😭

[whole snow]

Oh didn't know that, sorry for suggesting it

[glad steppe]

They do if you try hard enough

[whole snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326288625366990849/1217397697145995314/image.png?ex=6603e0f5&is=65f16bf5&hm=2626a85d0948df74c4997a53c7dfb09c4529999f0c494eae88e8334d5f3cf252&

[hollow tree]

Oh I didn’t know either! It’s completely fine I have to check if I can do it via Vgen and Kofi can stay as the donation place for the medical visa thingy

[wraith oriole]

I have a very special present waiting for you when we get home.

[past mural]

If you google "Is corn a fruit" it tells you botanists say it's a fruit
Corn is like, everything at this point, im impressed

[junior hawk]

Oh shit. Egg gonna be drawing the naughty

In no world is corn a fruit

[wraith oriole]

https://tenor.com/btM48.gif

[junior hawk]

Google the difference between a fruit and a vegetable and learn to distinguish them yourself

[past mural]

No thanks

[whole snow]

Yeah I saw a lot of nsfw artists on vgen so you should be good there

[hollow tree]

Egg has to she got her medical examination cost for immigrating and she is broke

[junior hawk]

Nope they grow from a Musa

[hollow tree]

Fabulous I’ll set it up but I gotta do some sketches or something to put up as examples

[whole snow]

Photoshop a rock over the naughty bits

[junior hawk]

That won’t sell as well

The degens want the dirty bits

[whole snow]

They get the dirty bits when they pay for the comm

[hollow tree]

How come

[whole snow]

I guess they wanna see how well the bits are drawn so

[junior hawk]

Because the degens what the naughty bits

[hollow tree]

Ohhh

Yeah I guess I can put a filter thing over it

So you have to opt in to see it sorta deal

[junior hawk]

I bet Egg is blushing as we speak

[winged palm]

[hollow tree]

Yis

[junior hawk]

Face as red as her hair

You are a red head right?

[hollow tree]

I am indeed but I don’t have 10k followers on Twitter willing to donate or anything so eh

Yis I am a red curly haired lil pale mess

[junior hawk]

That’s like a prerequisite to being Scottish

[whole snow]

[hollow tree]

And I’m not good enough for Patreon

[rapid marsh]

You can bounce ideas/ art off people too.

[winged palm]

[hollow tree]

True that i also have to upcharge for NSFW stuff

[whole snow]

Don't doubt yourself, your stuff is super cute

[hollow tree]

Thank ye but genuinely Patreon needs a big fan base

[whole snow]

True they do take a cut and aren't nice to small creators sadly

[junior hawk]

We could try and rally the entire palworld discord to follow you. Artificially inflate the numbers

[hollow tree]

Kofi at least doesn’t take a cut

[whole snow]

That's good at least, so you'll recieve 100% of the donos

[hollow tree]

Yeah I think I do honestly

[junior hawk]

We just need to take over off topic and general, and then we ignore everyone who hasn’t followed Egg.

[hollow tree]

Aw no don’t do that

[junior hawk]

Once they follow we let them join the convo

[queen vale]

Hey, it's not every day I get told to stalk a girl

[junior hawk]

Myles took follow literally

[hollow tree]

No we all be kind that can be my cult. Kindness cult

[junior hawk]

Kindness doesn’t sell

It’s a cruel world

[queen vale]

Feet Pics do, but that doesn't help right now

[hazy knoll]

everything sells

[whole snow]

Naw we'll make kindness sell

[hollow tree]

I’m not selling my feet

[whole snow]

That's what the drawings are for

[junior hawk]

Requiem hasn’t followed Egg. He is to be ignored until further notice.

[hollow tree]

Also it doesn’t sell but everyone’s in a tough spot. Living cost go up and all that

[hazy knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-worried-oh-no-anxious-gif-11565777

[junior hawk]

I would 100% sell my feet if it made me enough money

[whole snow]

Housing crisis and all, I hope you get some comms soon though and that backpay you're owed

[hollow tree]

I hate my feet and I’d rather be crying about the visa than like

Selling my trotters

[junior hawk]

You don’t have to like them. The consumer does.

[winged palm]

Stpaddy please do not unironically suggest her to sell feet pics 😭

[junior hawk]

If I thought it would be successful I would start an OF right now

[hollow tree]

That’s true but still

[junior hawk]

I didn’t suggest her too

[winged palm]

Oh sorry didn’t read up was just using context clues

[hollow tree]

I’ll just throw my Kofi donation link around on Twitter and open up NSFW stuff on Vgen

[queen vale]

To be fair that was my fault as a joke about how Kindness doesn't sell, I replied "Feet do"

[junior hawk]

Tell your boyfriend to help

[whole snow]

That should work to get you some attention

[queen vale]

VGen?

[junior hawk]

This is his business too

[hollow tree]

It’s a commission site Myles

And he has helped but he also lost his home in a fire and stuff so

[junior hawk]

OOF that’s rough af

[hollow tree]

He helped with the train cost to London because that’s like two hundred by itself

[whole snow]

Gosh that's awful :c sorry to hear

[hollow tree]

It’s okay he’s safe and healthy so that’s all I care about

[whole snow]

We need to pool all our remaining money and dump it into lottery tickets and split the winnings eavenly

[junior hawk]

No

[whole snow]

(I am joking)

[hollow tree]

If I won the lottery I’d pay for a cruise for all the palworld people

We could all go to the Bahamas

[junior hawk]

Don’t forget our pact

[whole snow]

That would make you go broke, there's like 200k of us

[hollow tree]

Ofc the pact

I wouldn’t invite everyone

Jus true people I invite

[junior hawk]

Just buy the whole ass cruise ship

[whole snow]

Buy a jet yacht Lmao

[queen vale]

Not worth the investment.. there's a saying about boats, the 2 happiest times are when you first buy, and when you sell it

[hollow tree]

Right? And then I’d make sure everyone had a cup a soup and bread

And then like an hour later be like “haha just kidding!” And reveal a proper feast

[whole snow]

With big boats you gotta pay double for all on board hand employees and upkeep costs, plus it's hust so you need somewhere to dock it

[junior hawk]

First thing I’m buying when I hit the lotto is the Orsos floating Island.

[junior hawk]

You’ve obviously never owned a boat 😂

[queen vale]

No, if the investment doesn't float it's a sunk cost

[hollow tree]

Wait we could go on a Disneyworld holiday?

I’d pay for a bunch of the holiday homes

[junior hawk]

My boat is literally one of the best investments I’ve ever made.

So much fun

[hollow tree]

We could go to Disneyworld and have a bunch of fun

[silver gyro]

She likes to invite me so she can re kick me over and over again right after

[whole snow]

Never been to an amusement park, sounds like fun!

[hollow tree]

Disneyworld is the best!

[whole snow]

Make sure to secure yourself a life before hand though

[junior hawk]

I had so much fun at Disney

[silver gyro]

let's me on the boat just to kick me off mid ocean

[junior hawk]

I pissed in an elevator with a pair of Scottish twins

[hollow tree]

Think it would be expensive to book Disneyworld for a day?

[whole snow]

What

[hollow tree]

Like privately

[junior hawk]

Nah I wouldn’t let that happen

[whole snow]

Probably like 400million

[junior hawk]

I’d imagine the price would be in the millions

[hollow tree]

Oh

Drat

[silver gyro]

Why? Have they not approved you for my life insurance claim yet?

[hollow tree]

Sometimes I have that thought yanno when I’m anxious

[junior hawk]

I would just make them do it closer to shore so you had somewhere to go

[queen vale]

Ask the guy who made the Wonka experience up in scotland to make a Disney one, shouldn't be too expensivem and we get a bouncy castle!

[hollow tree]

Like if I took a life insurance policy then like went kaput, if I named a few people as inheritors then their lives would be easier

[silver gyro]

Nah my dumbass would still paddle after the boat

[hollow tree]

That also came off way more depressing than it was supposed to

[hollow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-that-its-the-unknown-what-is-that-willys-chocolate-experience-chocolate-experience-willy-wonka-gif-11853643916425317544

[whole snow]

That's what life insurances are for but def wait till you're much older

[junior hawk]

Having a life insurance policy has made me nervous. Told my girlfriend then I got nervous about all the food she cooks so I lied and told her I got rid of the policy.

[silver gyro]

Good choice

[queen vale]

Eeeh... as awful as it is to think about, accidents can happen to any age group

[silver gyro]

Your food was about to start tasting funny lemme tell ya

[hollow tree]

Sell one toe for £300

That’s my offer

[queen vale]

"Why does everything taste like Almonds?"

[junior hawk]

That’s what worried me haha

[whole snow]

Would the buyer recieve it in the mail?

[junior hawk]

I talk a lot of shit too, so adding 500k to the pot is just too sweet.

[hollow tree]

Yes

One toe in the mail for £300

[silver gyro]

Don't let her make your drinks either. You're one date rpe pill away from ending up in the back of a rented taxi cab trunk with tape around your ankles and a metal bar jammed into the gas pedal

[whole snow]

You never said it was YOUR toe

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-patrick-bateman-walking-christian-gif-25151667

[whole snow]

Hey indi

[hollow tree]

Exactly

[inner scroll]

Hi!

[queen vale]

I've had worse dates

[junior hawk]

I’d sell 2 toes from each foot

[hollow tree]

That’s worth at least a grand

[silver gyro]

I never said it was a bad date o.o

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/in-shock-gif-17553158948252598097

[junior hawk]

I should really be reading and not entertaining this poppycock

But my current book is fucking BAD

[whole snow]

Nsfw art, feet and very unpleasant date situations, what a night

Oh and didneyland

[silver gyro]

Then put it back on the shelf and grab another?

[inner scroll]

Yeah what in the fuck happened before i got here

[junior hawk]

I’m running out of options bro

[inner scroll]

Is this what usually happens at 5:30 in the morning on a Wednesday

[silver gyro]

The world is running out of good authors is why

[whole snow]

Yes

[junior hawk]

I’m gonna start writing soon

[inner scroll]

Damn

[silver gyro]

Pretty much

[whole snow]

This is what happens when the mods are asleep

[junior hawk]

Currently mocking up ideas for a fantasy novel

And I expect a sale from each and every fuckin one of you

[inner scroll]

The japanese mods are probably going to avoid this shitfest lmao

[hollow tree]

Yes of course!

[silver gyro]

They are awake, they just know we are not harming anyone or being toxic and evil except stpaddy

But paddy gets a free pass at evil toxicity

[whole snow]

Idk about not being evil but ye

[junior hawk]

Idk if the mods here had problems with me I’ve given them PLENTY of reasons to pull the trigger

[whole snow]

You've said a lot of stuff and delved into quite a few arguments

[winged palm]

How fucked is my friend https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/970811203230236672/1217405470717775902/image0.jpg?ex=6603e832&is=65f17332&hm=eeeb401ae8764450790b28fe2c14f111a1d22bf7db26e825432a953beef7f23d&

[junior hawk]

I think they just realize I don’t say anything with intent to actually offend anyone

[silver gyro]

They just can't remember how to turn off the safety s all. Give em time

[silver gyro]

You can always block people

[inner scroll]

I forgot how to reed

And tiipe

[winged palm]

Real

[inner scroll]

I read that as “you can always black people” an was so confused

[silver gyro]

There better be pop up pictures this time damnit...

[junior hawk]

I hate it when my friends start asking about my feelings.

[silver gyro]

Well we know your mindset now...

[queen vale]

This isn't Google Bard or Prnhb 😛

[junior hawk]

Like bruh. Shut up

crams feelings into glass soul bottle

[queen vale]

Emotions are exhausing, I get that

[inner scroll]

Brother 💀💀💀

[junior hawk]

pours whiskey in to keep it down

[silver gyro]

Your feelings are taken out onto a sock later, like a real man

[junior hawk]

Ew no

[scarlet jacinth]

i cant find any eu servers

[junior hawk]

Have you followed egg yet?

[scarlet jacinth]

what u mean egg

[silver gyro]

-1 man point

[inner scroll]

Lol

[junior hawk]

Men don’t use a sock

[silver gyro]

Real women use cacti

[junior hawk]

That’s like teenage boy shit. I own so many better receptacles. Like my girlfriend

[inner scroll]

Also, what is my mindset my brain ain’t functioning atm 😭

[silver gyro]

You see race when it comes to blocking people. Bad. Bad bad bad

[inner scroll]

Yeah i guess if someone said that i’d be a bit on alert too, fair enough

[junior hawk]

I see race in literally every situation of life

[silver gyro]

https://tenor.com/view/madea-3oclock-waiting-for-you-gif-14088976

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-no-disappointed-not-again-gif-16473323

[silver gyro]

Yea you proved that earlier with the crayons

[junior hawk]

I wasn’t involved in the crayon discussion

[silver gyro]

Exactly. You of all people

[inner scroll]

Wait huh what did i miss

[junior hawk]

I don’t eat crayons my bad

[silver gyro]

Rasict

[junior hawk]

There was a whole discussion on peoples favorite flavor of crayons

[silver gyro]

Wow even my phone is too afraid of the word to spell check it...

[inner scroll]

Lmao

[junior hawk]

I’m So not racist

[inner scroll]

…

[silver gyro]

Everyone has a color preference they prefer to eat.

[queen vale]

I'm not racist, everyone gets treat equally in my book. Equally bad 😄

[hollow tree]

Oh my

[silver gyro]

I prefer to eat the green and yellow crayons

[whole snow]

Lemon lime

[junior hawk]

Pink

[silver gyro]

Damn straight

[inner scroll]

I prefer to eat the red ones they taste like the blood of my enemies

[junior hawk]

You don’t have enemies

[inner scroll]

Not anymore i don’t

😈

[silver gyro]

Wth did you think last week's BBQ we had was made with?

Enemy meat is much cheaper than pork lemme tell ya

[inner scroll]

He wasn’t there, he wasn’t invited to the cookout

Damn now i need me some bbq

[silver gyro]

Oh. Well that's what he gets for having no taste

Idk I can't remember who was there. One of yall put something in my drink and suddenly I was waking up on the nose of an airplane naked in Tebalia

I need to speak with you about your cars extended warranty

[inner scroll]

I tried googling Tebalia and ended up finding a bus stop in india? Where’s Tebalia

[silver gyro]

The bus stop in India. I didn't say the plane was at an airport

[inner scroll]

Fair point

https://tenor.com/view/cat-generator-gif-22648083

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-23747909

[queen vale]

Lol

Speaking of infinite resources.. how on earth does the Pokemon universe not have hyperinflation or have a functioning economy when this happens?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1081059175322353664/1217214285009256458/GIfzffWXwAAVwJ1.png?ex=66033624&is=65f0c124&hm=644576ab6f3a27ce73b6ab3321b98ce7d9f68608ed83c7449a6405f813ca34bc&

(Pic from Memes channel)

I get the suspension of disbelief for some of the stuff, animal in ball, groups of flame types not causing world-ending conflagerations or Ice types causing natural disasters.. but the economy one wasn't one I thought of until now

[inner scroll]

I hated the gameplay but the sportsy atmosphere was really cool, ngl. It suits pokemon very well

Anyways i’m gonna go back to watching one piece

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-goodbye-chat-gif-15683883384099338804

[snow thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[frozen bluff]

Morning, bucky

[strong spire]

Good morning bucky-sama.

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-shrek-hello-chat-hi-good-morning-gif-24689866

Just almost wrapped up the alabasta arc

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-the-uhh-umm-when-the-uhh-gif-21782251

[strong spire]

@snow thistle-sama. There will be another update until the end of march? What this update will be about?

[snow thistle]

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-carpet-drag-whoosh-gif-25006783

[frozen bluff]

Hope y'all are doing alright this morning

[inner scroll]

Dude i’m having a wonderful time

I’m gonna get me some coffee and mix it with coke

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/mental-breakdown-jojo-im-gonna-have-a-breakdown-gif-18207554

[inner scroll]

Oh i love part 4

[strong spire]

Coca-cola?

[lapis raptor]

Are official server down for update?

[strong spire]

Mine is part 3

[inner scroll]

That’s for me to know, and you to find out

😈

[strong spire]

Oh I get it. I think.

[inner scroll]

Honestly over all my favorite is 7 but i love 6 and 4

[strong spire]

https://tenor.com/bTPEi.gif

[frozen bluff]

That sounds like fun lmao

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pouring-flour-baby-yoda-viralhog-pour-baking-gif-17948170

[inner scroll]

My favorite parts of jojo

Main Character: Joseph
Main Side Character: Gyro
Side Character Cast: Part 5
Main Villain: Pucci
Fights: Part 6
Story: Part 7
Beginning: Part 8
End: Part 7

Part 4 is second place for a lot of things

[inner scroll]

How far are you in the series

[tropic galleon]

is that announcement link legit

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-standing-fat-epic-gif-7444413505698188867

[whole snow]

The only ones who are able to post in announcements are the higher ups so yes it's legit

[junior hawk]

Nah. The devs put in an illegitimate link to an official announcement…

[strong spire]

I whatch all

[amber pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/gizmo-gremlins-gremlin-gif-8653784

[tropic galleon]

I mean hey its happened before LOL

Not on here tho

[amber pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-bongo-drums-song-of-my-people-drum-gif-25794365

[twin dove]

hellooooooooo

[inner scroll]

But did you read

[whole snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/933267308405719060/1143685454445674676/1113943267520819350-1.gif

[frozen bluff]

I'll look into it after work, looks like another bad day

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-lamp-mothra-brother-gif-12651115

[frozen bluff]

Hope y'all are doing alright today

[rapid marsh]

My favourite part of jojo- the intro song.

[inner scroll]

Bloody stream

[rapid marsh]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cPCLFtxpadE

[strong spire]

No

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-i-cannot-read-gif-10549564367608169258

[silver gyro]

Not anymore I'm not. I finally get a day off, and they want me to cover a double shift cause two people called in.... I love overtime but ffs let me have ONE day off this year..

[strong spire]

I only read the Steel Ball Run and the part 9

[inner scroll]

And not jojolion?

[junior hawk]

Days off are for the week

[inner scroll]

It ain’t my favorite but it goes hard

[junior hawk]

Weak*

[oblique vapor]

Battle Royale mode when

[junior hawk]

Really getting tired of autocorrect

[zealous shoal]

bruh seriously? https://tinypic.host/images/2024/03/13/capture_001_13032024_072344.png

[frozen bluff]

That's unfortunate :(

[night plume]

I made sure not to pick up my phone for anyone on those days

[hasty moth]

I wish I had palworld for the testing thing

[frozen bluff]

I'll look into the Palworld thing later on. I'll probably not be here most of the day

Stay safe and healthy y'all

[junior hawk]

You ain’t the boss of me

[strong spire]

Not.

[inner scroll]

I’ve mixed cherry coke and coffee because microdosing on poison wasn’t killing me fast enough

[junior hawk]

That sounds gross af bro

[livid rune]

anyone gonna apply to palworld testing?

[silver gyro]

That's what the cyanide is for wtf? Pecan flavor bruh

[junior hawk]

Fuck Sunnis here I’m out

[sleek flume]

Lol wtf

[livid rune]

coward

[sleek flume]

That is very specific

[silver gyro]

No they only want top level computers and steam only

[inner scroll]

But I’m allergic to pecans

[junior hawk]

I would win if we fought

[sleek flume]

Core i9-9900K nothing else

[silver gyro]

Not proper bug testing if they want a specific version only doing the testing

[livid rune]

oh so this is what the pic above referred to
9900k for palworld sounds reasonable

[junior hawk]

So you just can’t eat pecan pie? Lame

[sleek flume]

Not really

[livid rune]

you would fold even before the fight
probably trip over your cane

[livid rune]

sarcasm

[sleek flume]

Fair

[silver gyro]

Idk I didn't post the pic or even look at it. I just answered your question

[junior hawk]

Bucky has already said 47 times those are the steam specs. They want people with above and below, the main thing is to answer honestly.

[sleek flume]

I've been awake all of 4 minutes

[inner scroll]

But have you ever had pecan crusted chicken?

[junior hawk]

No. But I will now that I know it exists.

[inner scroll]

I did… i was in the hospital for 3 days during Christmas.

[livid rune]

it’s my turn to do facials for a girl and im so lazyy

i just want to go home already

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-grocery-store-knockout-owned-gif-5895172

[sleek flume]

Steam only makes sense

[livid rune]

we know that you a couch warrior

[sleek flume]

Easiest way to manag beta branches

[junior hawk]

I’ll hit a woman Sunni

I’m all about equality

Just raining elbows on ya

[sleek flume]

I bet you regularly hit your imaginary wife

[junior hawk]

Go struggle with life elsewhere hooker

[inner scroll]

What do Sunni Muslims have to do with anything?

[livid rune]

if you think im afraid of ur old ass think again
i had no fear in the past bullying mma and muai thai fighters

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/fuller-house-i-challenge-you-john-brotherton-juan-pablo-di-pace-gif-5186280

[inner scroll]

Oh wait sunni is your username

I was confused and thought this got religious outta nowhere lol

[livid rune]

now stpaddy working-from-chair.. you have bad knees i just know it

[sleek flume]

He ain't even old. He's probably a 28 year old basement dweller

[junior hawk]

I feel called out!

[full mountain]

I'm not allowed to interact with sunni,

[sleek flume]

Anyways, off to work

[full mountain]

Imma leave that on a cliffhanger, I'll explain after work

[junior hawk]

I’m 32 and I clear 6 figures a year hooker. Go get my fries.

[livid rune]

it feels nice having someone double team on paddy lmao

[full mountain]

Cya in 8 hourz

[livid rune]

why?

[sleek flume]

Sure you do bud

[full mountain]

@livid rune

[junior hawk]

You want pay stubs?

[amber pollen]

Why not

[inner scroll]

OH SHIT IT’S BATMAN

[junior hawk]

Cause I can provide em 😂

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-window-sadness-gif-8292401

[livid rune]

damn why everyone picking fights w me

[inner scroll]

Idk, you seem chill

[livid rune]

im the gentlest being here

[inner scroll]

That’s probably a lie

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/kid-boondocks-game-unfamiliar-game-recognize-game-gif-16267122

[livid rune]

tell them!
stpaddy is just jealous of the male attention that i get..

[sleek flume]

Anyone who sits and picks fights with people and claims they make tons of money, definitely does not make tons of money lmao

[inner scroll]

Gentle

[sleek flume]

Now go sit down you cringey prick

[livid rune]

indi… shhh…

[junior hawk]

I’m sorry. Did my success make you feel shame again?

That must suck

[sleek flume]

It'll be so fun when you're banned

[junior hawk]

Banned for what?

[amber pollen]

Yes

[livid rune]

it won’t be fun for me
who’s gonna be scared of me on a daily basis

[inner scroll]

This argument isn’t even fun to watch at this point. It’s just boring now. @livid rune what’s your favorite flavor of ice cream/gelato

[sleek flume]

Pretty much every day you break rule #7

[livid rune]

pistachio and chocolate
what abt you?

[junior hawk]

My achondroplasiaphobia isn’t a joke

[inner scroll]

There’s a spot that sells a vanilla chai gelato that i love

[junior hawk]

Where have I ever bullied anyone?

[inner scroll]

Also lemon sorbetto is great

[sleek flume]

Dude can't even read

[livid rune]

wow
it sounds rly cool! i haven’t seen it anywhere
how you tried avocado gelato?

[junior hawk]

Bro just show me where I broke a rule.

[livid rune]

me right here
a victim

[sleek flume]

Anyways, off to do important shit.

[amber pollen]

Me

[amber pollen]

#metoo

[junior hawk]

You literally go out of your way to talk about me and then get pissy when I respond

[inner scroll]

Funny you should mention that. Avocado also makes me sick but i have had it by accident lol

[livid rune]

damn thanks to elsanctum for appreciating my jokes
i do it for you

[livid rune]

how can you have an avocado by accident lmao

[dry scroll]

Lmao you guys are funny

[inner scroll]

avocado gelato is not the first flavor i think of when i hear hey you should try this

[amber pollen]

We know

[silver gyro]

I love pissing you off personally. You just have that kind of energy about ya

[junior hawk]

Don’t encourage her el she’s a vicious conniving rogue.

[livid rune]

he’s not talking abt you, relax

[junior hawk]

She will sink a dagger in your kidney and twist

[amber pollen]

He's always talking to me

[livid rune]

i haven’t tried myself lmao
someone told be abt it yesterday and now im interested

[silver gyro]

Hawt

[junior hawk]

You have never

[inner scroll]

it's good, not great but not bad

[dry scroll]

Sounds fun

[livid rune]

your kidneys are safe for now, arent they?

[silver gyro]

Well now I'm hurt 😦

[livid rune]

except for elderly nephritis but its not my fault

[amber pollen]

Better to be pissed off then pissed on. Atleast thT what my brother told me at a young age

[junior hawk]

Why am I being bullied by a toddler

[livid rune]

https://tenor.com/view/bumblebee-gif-3070256791979829547

heyy

[inner scroll]

hey @dry scroll what kind of ice cream/gelato/sorbetto is your favorite?

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/accion-reface-gif-22563051

[junior hawk]

This kid can’t even buy me a drink for this bs

[amber pollen]

Yes I can

[dry scroll]

Mint chocolate chip ice cream

[livid rune]

who are you talking abt, grandpa?

[silver gyro]

I got in trouble for trying to get you drunk last night wtf

[inner scroll]

that's a great one

[amber pollen]

I'm probably the oldest in this group

[inner scroll]

probably

[silver gyro]

Probably not. Paddy knows I'm old af

[livid rune]

how old are you?

[junior hawk]

If I say it in baby talk will that help you understand? It works with my toddlers

[amber pollen]

37

[livid rune]

nah, not the oldest

paddy stands proud at 64

[inner scroll]

i'm definitely on the younger side here

[livid rune]

me too

[amber pollen]

True

[silver gyro]

Paddy got them old man vibes

[junior hawk]

Hey… I look DAMN good for 64

[dry scroll]

Same

[livid rune]

how old are you, indi?

[inner scroll]

20

[livid rune]

damn

im older☹️

[junior hawk]

How old are YOU Sunni?

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/nenuco-gif-3534513039762192808

[inner scroll]

and you?

[livid rune]

im 23
at my peak of youthfulness and beauty

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[livid rune]

jealousy is a disease

[dry scroll]

Lmao I'm in the middle of y'all. 22

[junior hawk]

23 is the age women go rotten

[wintry wraith]

hmmmmmmm

anyone wanna join a cool ass server

[inner scroll]

nah that's 25 in most cultures.

[livid rune]

if you used to having oranges as your “women” then yeah

[junior hawk]

They keep the Apple fries and juice boxes in general chat 😂

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/spit-take-laugh-lmao-gif-27296759

It was a grapefruit…

[wintry wraith]

anyone wanna join a cool ass serverrrrrr

[nocturne hinge]

Imagine being unable to appreciate MILFs

[livid rune]

doesn’t change a thing

[nocturne hinge]

No.

[sleek flume]

No

[wintry wraith]

damn

[inner scroll]

but to be real the only time anyone grows rotten is when they let theirself become a terrible person

[nocturne hinge]

Go shill your lame erp elsewhere.

[queen vale]

A cool server, a chill one, sure, but an ass server's kinda weird

[inner scroll]

damn. that's cold lmao

[queen vale]

But hey, each to their own

[wintry wraith]

NO ASS THEN ITS JUST COOL AND CHILL

[nocturne hinge]

They can just choose to not shill their discord servers if they don't want people to get annoyed

[inner scroll]

wait now i need to see if this works.

anyone wanna join my server?

[nocturne hinge]

You're a regular so idk maybe

[inner scroll]

LMAO

[sleek flume]

Possibly

[inner scroll]

GOTTEM

[junior hawk]

His name ain’t green

[livid rune]

so stpaddy has two tangerines w his ms.grapefruit huh

[queen vale]

The best way to get people to join your server is estabish yourself in a community so people can see if your personality is a good fit for a server they would like to join

[nocturne hinge]

I mean, I've seen them more than literally once

[amber pollen]

That when I stop going to jail lol

[livid rune]

ok im gonna go now
dont bully him without me

[sleek flume]

Its so easy tho

[inner scroll]

later!

[queen vale]

So.. many jokes about melons

[nocturne hinge]

It's almost like all relationships are give and take and just butting into channels to shill is annoying and cringe

[junior hawk]

I was arrested like 3x by 23

[nocturne hinge]

Or something.

[amber pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/trembling-beavis-mike-judge-mike-judges-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e12-gif-17864910306251402733

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[nocturne hinge]

Seriously tho, anyone who thinks women go "bad" at a certain age want a sex doll. Not a partner.

[junior hawk]

I like how she called it Ms.Grapefruit

[junior hawk]

Nobody thinks that Pastel 🤣

[queen vale]

They don't have to be at a specific age to "go bad" 😄

[nocturne hinge]

The amount of rhetoric talking about how women age like milk says otherwise

[junior hawk]

I’ve only ever heard it on an episode of Workaholics

[queen vale]

Some turn to cheese, some turn to yoghurt, some curdle and sour

[silver gyro]

I aged like gum on the underside of a park bench in New York

[inner scroll]

damn

felt that one

[junior hawk]

I’ve been pretty lucky with aging so far

[silver gyro]

Shit I haven't. I aged horribly wrong and disfigured

[nocturne hinge]

Aging differently (in reverse) (I am Benjamin button)

[strong spire]

I'm 30 years old.

[whole snow]

We're only getting older

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-20534459

[queen vale]

Y'all whippersnappers 😛

[junior hawk]

I wish I felt like it still

[queen vale]

... I saw that Chillet Supremacist

[twin dove]

no you didnt :>

[queen vale]

Don't make me quote it 😄

[twin dove]

you saw nothing

[queen vale]

Bahaha

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/everone-likes-me-gif-21326008

[grand falcon]

Factually incorrect

Some people want to have a family, and fun fact, eventually it becomes impossible for women to have said baby

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/pug-dog-pug-cute-dance-happy-gif-8115208641326138884

[nocturne hinge]

Oh man you're gonna be so hype when you discover adoption exists

[grand falcon]

Oh boy, your gonna be disappointed, when you find out

Adoption is not the same as having your own flesh and blood

[queen vale]

Did you know the kids in the playgrounds are free, you can just take them.
I've got like 20 in my basement
[/badmeme misuse]

[nocturne hinge]

Sorry can't hear you over the love and acceptance of a chosen family rather than weak blood

[whole snow]

I mean it's not technically YOUR flesh and blood, it's flesh and blood made by you

[grand falcon]

Say that to the kids that get adopted, just to be abused, and used for free money from the government

[queen vale]

https://i.imgflip.com/2x9o6c.jpg Made by you, you say?

[whole snow]

Isn't that all kids?

[nocturne hinge]

Good news! All kids can get abused regardless of their origin.

[grand falcon]

No

[inner scroll]

that is a wild statement out of context

[whole snow]

Pretty sure it is but this isn't a good topic

[humble parrot]

Good morning

Yikes topic to drop into.

[inner scroll]

yeah

[nocturne hinge]

Patch notes for 2024, all children can now be abused