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[stone harbor]

#videos-動画 message

exhibit A

[junior hawk]

That lil dude going to the moon or what?

[sleek flume]

Weeee

[sleek flume]

https://www.todby.com/2024/03/miriam-margolyes-worries-about-harry.html

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

[tough comet]

nono

[whole snow]

[tough comet]

oh no, its mario day

[junior hawk]

No it’s not

https://tenor.com/view/talladega-nights-the-ballad-of-ricky-bobby-dont-you-put-that-evil-on-me-angry-mad-gif-16586822

[tough comet]

dont you know?

[rapid marsh]

Bro. That guy was the bomb.

Green mile.

[junior hawk]

He really was

[distant wave]

"Roll to talk your way out" ❌

• Lame

•Default

"Tizzle the Dizzle to Bamboozle." ✅

• Incomprehensible, enthralling your players even more in the lore.

• Implies upcoming shaboingery and tomfoolery. Do with that as you will, dungeon master.

• What?

I was just sat here like "Man, what if someone ran a DnD Campaign about goblins in modern times" and realized that's just fucking homestuck. 😩

[quartz magnet]

[distant wave]

Am I wrong, though?

[quartz magnet]

saw this same joke in a d&d twitter page some time ago

[inner scroll]

[distant wave]

Oh jesus that's even worse.

[inner scroll]

Agreed

[distant wave]

....somehow fitting given the connnteexxt thouuughhh...... 🤔

Like a twitter-ite WOULD probably be the demographic for homestuck....

To be fair I've also read like....maybe 2-3 pages of homestuck in my entire life so I have no idea what the gray-skinned demon-like creatures are they just make me think of goth goblins.

.....Scratch that. "Scene" goblins.

[rapid marsh]

I’m tired boss.
Fuck dude, I cried at that scene.

[junior hawk]

I’ve only ever cried during the Godzilla movie they made In 2000 when they bombed all the babies

Poor lil baby lizards

[rapid marsh]

Bruh, goblin sorcs are awesome!

[rapid marsh]

Bicentennial man (Robin Williams).

[junior hawk]

Never heard of it

[distant wave]

OML Bicentennial man is amazing but....whoof.

[rapid marsh]

It’s well worth the watch, very well worth the watch.

[distant wave]

It hits extra harder after....ya'know...William's passing.

[rapid marsh]

Man, the whole movie was amazing, I cried at the end, I cried hard.

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/genie-aladdin-free-freedom-released-gif-5220219

Still the most iconic moment for me.

Every single line he had was not scripted too.

[distant wave]

Speaking of movies I cried at.... oh my god Monster's Inc.

[junior hawk]

I don’t cry for nothing. I’m a grown ass man.

[cyan acorn]

Ya'll soft for crying for anything ever. Be a man. Die hard.

[rapid marsh]

Nah, even grown ass men cry mate.

[junior hawk]

There’s two acceptable times for a man to cry. The Grand Canyon and a funeral

[distant wave]

Went to go see that as a kid, like 8 or so. Everyone in the theater turned around and was like "aweeee" as I was sniffling my way through the "Kitty?" scene where boo opens the door and they're gone.

[cyan acorn]

Suffer from crippling depression? Suck it up and hold it until death. Be a man.

[junior hawk]

Pretty much

[distant wave]

Remember, bloodgod....

[rapid marsh]

My mates funeral I cried afterwards. I only let one friend see me that way.

[distant wave]

"Be a man, we must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon. With all the strength of the raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon."

[cyan acorn]

Omg lol

[rapid marsh]

Oh I hold my depression tight to my chest.

[cyan acorn]

How dare you

[distant wave]

Lyrics don't say SHIT about crying about my dog dying.

So i'm good.

[junior hawk]

I ain’t crying for no dog

[distant wave]

NGL, if you don't cry when your pets die, you are 100% not a real man. You're a shell of a person that needs a therapist but you've set up so many walls of pride that feeling might break you so you'll shun it as something for the weak.

[full mountain]

?

I mean, I agree that it's totally fine for guys to show emotion and cry

But as well, some people just... Don't show or express their emotions much just cause it's how thier built

[full mountain]

I see you're not a pet owner lmao

[junior hawk]

Nonsense. Tears are optional.

[full mountain]

This is a bit, right?

[frozen bluff]

Morning y'all

[full mountain]

Go back to sleep

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/demo-mesa-demo-man-team-fortress-2-what-did-i-miss-oh-gif-18396059483241665412

[junior hawk]

You’ll never know because you’ll never see my weakness. Unless it’s at the grand canyon

[full mountain]

Oh OK

[frozen bluff]

Can't I gotta wErk

[junior hawk]

Lame

[full mountain]

Oh OK, my bad fam

Wait you work Sundays?

Weak sauce

[frozen bluff]

Every other Sunday

[full mountain]

Eugh, I see

[frozen bluff]

Typically my schedule is 7 on 2 off 3 on 2 off

[full mountain]

This is why I love my job, guaranteed weekends off and 8-4 schedule

[junior hawk]

Part timers

[full mountain]

Wat, you mean certified?

[frozen bluff]

Funny thing is my job is full time, but broken up all weird

[distant wave]

Forklift Certified? OwO

[frozen bluff]

I still have 5 day work weeks

[frozen bluff]

I am, yes

[full mountain]

No lol

[junior hawk]

I just volunteer for all the over time and then complain about it

[full mountain]

Oh okay

Nah I do my 8 hours and then sleep

[distant wave]

Sweet, can you RuN mE oVeR wItH iT?

[junior hawk]

I haven’t had a day off since February 10th

[distant wave]

I need my death to be osha certified for legal reasons.

[junior hawk]

I’m dead inside

[frozen bluff]

I cannot, I would lose my forklift certification

[distant wave]

....I get it, if you only get one, you gotta make it a good one.

[junior hawk]

I’ve literally never had to have a fork truck cert are you guys memeing?

[distant wave]

Can't go wasting it on favors. Gotta get someone like Adam Sandler. 🤔

[frozen bluff]

I mean it's part of my job description 😂

[full mountain]

Remember that it's okay to take breaks

#TakinABreak

[junior hawk]

People depend on me. I can’t just lay down and die.

[full mountain]

That's not what I said

[junior hawk]

I wonder if it’s a state law thing

[frozen bluff]

I needed to remember that yesterday but I was dUm and wanted to get the thing we were doing done so I didn't have to stay over

[junior hawk]

I’ve operated form trucks for years and have never required cert

[full mountain]

[frozen bluff]

Naw, company standard for me. My certification isn't "official" as in state licensed. Just something the company says I can do because I passed their test

[junior hawk]

Ah. My company was just like “here move this from here to there, make these go up and down, side to side, alright change the tank, your trained get to work”

[frozen bluff]

Yep lmao

[frozen bluff]

Sometimes the days do be like that. Something catastrophic happens, we gotta split the breaks up

[full mountain]

I see

But yee, breaks r good

[junior hawk]

I haven’t had a break in 47 years

The sad part is I’m only 32

It’s not my fault though, I really like it when there’s a comma in my paycheck

[full mountain]

Man works so hard he broke the theory of relativity

[full mountain]

Same, and I get that from just my regular 40 hours

[junior hawk]

Fuck you Carby lol

https://tenor.com/view/lucifer-tom-ellis-no-need-to-rub-it-in-dont-gloat-stop-gloating-gif-17086125

[full mountain]

Hee hee ecks dee

I know you're joking/exaggerating but I think it's worth saying that ya gotta work to live, not live to work

[junior hawk]

I blame all my damn ambitions

[full mountain]

Your ambitions as a rhyda?

[junior hawk]

A what?

Do I need to be offended?

[full mountain]

https://youtu.be/77nB_9uIcN4

[junior hawk]

You’re dating yourself

I never listened to much 2pac

[full mountain]

I deny it, I'm a straight ridah, you don't wanna fuck with me, cuz they can't do nuthin' to a G

[full mountain]

Wat? Lol

OH

[junior hawk]

Date as in time and day

[full mountain]

You mean dating as in time

Not romantically

[livid rune]

are you working in dog years or something 🤣

[junior hawk]

Ruff Ruff

[livid rune]

you know that movie cat in the hat?

[junior hawk]

With Mike Myers?

[livid rune]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-in-the-hat-2003-laugh-movie-yeah-gif-16712934

[full mountain]

With Austin Powers?

[livid rune]

this one

[junior hawk]

Yeah

[livid rune]

idk his name

you are dog in the hat

[full mountain]

Dawg

[junior hawk]

Not sure if that’s flattering or not lol

[livid rune]

it’s a joke
you have a hat in your pfp and work in dog years

seems logical to me

[junior hawk]

Don’t quit your day job Sunni 😎

[livid rune]

i don’t have a job yet
im an intern

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/blink-gif-19964144

[nocturne hinge]

Guh I do my two doubles in a row again tomorrow

And it's so damn hot.

[junior hawk]

Doubles are the fucking worst

You got an 8 hour turn around in between?

[nocturne hinge]

Yeah, 12 hour days one after the other.

It's tight but only because of transport, but I can fit sleep in

[junior hawk]

Your doubles aren’t 16 hours?

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-meme-what-the-hell-gif-19340563

[nocturne hinge]

Nah, I'm just there from open to close for work.

And unlike some lucky folk, I don't get to sit on my arse for most of my shift

[junior hawk]

Those lucky bastards

[nocturne hinge]

Right, they should get shamed.

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-guilty-trident-gum-awkward-gif-6126235

[nocturne hinge]

For all the god damn money they're earning. Right shitheads.

[rapid marsh]

Depends on the industry.
For hospitality, a double is usually 2x 12 hour shifts one after the other.
In my industry, a double is 2x 8 hour shifts, no time between.

Evening chandelure

[nocturne hinge]

I think 16 hours would be more doable for me if it wasn't all physical work

Evening

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-madison-adam-sandler-dont-you-say-that-dont-you-ever-say-that-gif-4705254

[rapid marsh]

16 hour shifts is hell.

[nocturne hinge]

Bright side is that my regular non double shifts feel like absolutely nothing now

[nocturne hinge]

Who said I'd be doing it sober king

[rapid marsh]

I did a stint of them, where i had 2 hours trip home and to work. 3.5 hours sleep sucks man.

[junior hawk]

Fuck all that nonsense

[rapid marsh]

Yeah, that’s what I said after 6 weeks of 6 days, 16 hour shifts man.

[nocturne hinge]

Yeah no, fuck that. I'm pretty sure Australian awards maintain that there needs to be a 10 hour buffer between shifts for that reason

[nocturne hinge]

Where the HELL were you working? The only place I can think of with comparable hours is a cruise ship

[rapid marsh]

Pfft nope, not when your former workplace dodges that shit like neo in the matrix.

[junior hawk]

I’m gonna go on a cruise someday

[nocturne hinge]

I've walked out of jobs for being told to shut up, how you all put up with that is beyond me.

[junior hawk]

Just sitting poolside drinking rum out of a coconut

Wearing swimming trunks

[nocturne hinge]

You can do that at the pool, chief

[rapid marsh]

Oh, when I walked out they had to pay me 480 hours of holiday leave.

[junior hawk]

Talking to all the single moms

[nocturne hinge]

Ok no that's pretty great too

[rapid marsh]

With loading 😆

[nocturne hinge]

Oh yeah that's the shit

[junior hawk]

Quit talking about work. We’re talking about vacations now

[rapid marsh]

They tried to pay it weekly, I said nope, you pay it in two sums, 1 this week, 1 next week or we go to the ombudsman.

[nocturne hinge]

I'd like to just stay in a little countryside cabin, cooking and spinning yarn all day long, personally.

[frozen bluff]

I got a vacation day coming up for my birthday at the end of this month

Gave myself a 4 day weekend

[rapid marsh]

If they paid it weekly, it would have meant my new job was 50% taxed.

[junior hawk]

Are you a grandma 😂

[nocturne hinge]

How old do you think I am.

[junior hawk]

Best way to use day offs

[junior hawk]

I’m gonna say 76 based off the little cabin and knitting all day

[rapid marsh]

I’m loving the fact my new work (been there 3 years almost) I’m at 170 hours of leave 😆

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/knitting-old-lady-knitting-grumpy-brabantinbeelden-chagrijnig-gif-24823883

[nocturne hinge]

I don't knit, actually. I weave, spin, crochet, and will jump into millenary and maybe even corsetry. But I don't knit.

[junior hawk]

Actually that looks like a grandpa in a powdered wig

[rapid marsh]

I paint.

[nocturne hinge]

Oh nice

[junior hawk]

Those are 100% grandpa hands

[nocturne hinge]

Sounds like you've only met weak grandmas then

[junior hawk]

That’s a man pastel

[nocturne hinge]

You really think they had transwomen before colour tv?

You think they had mastered estrogen pills in the 30s?

[junior hawk]

No. But I don’t think anyone needed estrogen pills and 74 genders to wear a fucking dress

[nocturne hinge]

Listen, we have two options

It's a woman with a masculine form, something that is common and likely to be seen throughout the ages. Or it's a man cross-dressing for no reason and knitting.

[analog eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/pills-drugs-medicine-blue-pill-red-pill-gif-12463860

[nocturne hinge]

Of those two. One is likelier

[junior hawk]

It’s 100% a man crossdressing for comedic purposes

[nocturne hinge]

Prove it.

If it were recorded for comedic purposes then there should be proof

[junior hawk]

Those are man hands, those shoulders carried a war.

[nocturne hinge]

Ok I think we're both just taking the piss now, let's move on

[analog eagle]

idk what typa ladies you lookin at that resemble this😭

[junior hawk]

That is NOT a woman

[nocturne hinge]

I'll have to ask how many women you two see irl on a regular basis though. Because in days before widespread skincare and sunscreen, yeah older women would look... Old...

[frozen bluff]

Sitting at work and waiting to see what the day holds. Hope y'all are doing alright this morning

[junior hawk]

You think age is the reason I say that’s a man? Look at those mits? The broad shoulders, the facial structure.

He’s fucking barrel chested!

[junior hawk]

I’m off in 30 minutes so I’m good

[frozen bluff]

Nice nice

[nocturne hinge]

I'm in bed dreading the day ahead

Wanna go snoo mimimi but I'll probably play the best Pokemon game on my steamdeck

(Pokemon infinite fusion)

[junior hawk]

My phones gonna die before I get home and I’m gonna be forced to listen to 40 minutes of shitty live Metallica on the radio because it’s Sunday

[frozen bluff]

Might be nap time later when I get home but we will see

[junior hawk]

I hate napping

I always wake up feeling tired, then at bed time I’m wide awake and I feel like my whole day was wasted

[frozen bluff]

I like naps when I have days off

[hollow tree]

Woah

Long lie

[whole snow]

Hey Egg~

[cyan acorn]

i like palworld

[hollow tree]

Good morning

How is everyone today I hope everyone’s doing wonderful

[analog eagle]

W take

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-not-afraid-of-dying-king-zøg-john-dimaggio-disenchantment-i-have-no-fear-of-dying-gif-104328450065207460

[rapid marsh]

I need one.

[frozen bluff]

I like Palworld too

[frozen bluff]

Sleepy today but it's hopefully gonna be easy

[hollow tree]

Good I hope it’s very easy for ya

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tapping-the-egg-puff-meow-chef-that-little-puff-cracking-an-egg-gif-639423778444375312

[hollow tree]

Today I’m gonna get at least one commission and I’m gonna go get spam 😠 that’s my goal

[rapid marsh]

Over easy.

[humble parrot]

Good morning

[rapid marsh]

Eya, you got in just as I was escaping to go to bed 😆

[humble parrot]

I just woke up :(

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/time-zones-wp-fairly-oddparents-gif-21690567

https://tenor.com/view/bat-bat-crawling-cute-cute-bat-gif-8347001878539113915

Night peeps

[humble parrot]

Good night

[hollow tree]

Have a lovely night

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-dance-gif-20037475

[frozen bluff]

Est gaaannngggg

[peak folio]

You’re on Eastern Daylight Time now. Suffer.

[hollow tree]

Wonderful to hear

[frozen bluff]

Actually remembered my breakfast sandwich

This day is on the right track I think

[icy pecan]

[strong spire]

good morning

[frozen bluff]

Good morning!

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-driving-car-gif-17184928271354710905

[snow thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[icy pecan]

[night plume]

Read up.
See a gif.
See talk about gif.
Investigate gif.
Spend too much time learning history first thing in the morning.

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[frozen bluff]

Hi there!

[frozen bluff]

Learning the history of gif posting

[icy pecan]

History is fun tho

[night plume]

Learned the woman knitting in the knitting gif is Dutch

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-downey-jr-oh-cool-how-howbowdat-ironman-gif-12604757

[night plume]

Opened windows yesterday bc of how nice it felt.
Temp dropped sometime in the night x.x

[icy pecan]

You shouldn’t of let the temperature drop

[night plume]

If I had any say so, it would have never changed from the temp it was, ever

[silent panther]

Anymore updates on servers for console version ?

[icy pecan]

What if people like it cold

[night plume]

They move to a cold place

[frozen bluff]

What if I don't like it cold and hot in the same day?

Better be snow on the ground if it's going to be cold fr fr

[night plume]

Snow? That fabled white fluff created for tv?

[icy pecan]

What if there is snow on the ground but it’s hot outside

[frozen bluff]

Then that's not snow and you better clear out

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-morning-cat-just-woke-up-gif-14499172

[strong spire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gCugPyn2gI&t=20s Got this from the memes channel.

[quartz magnet]

good mornin frens

[strong spire]

Good morning and bom dia

[frozen bluff]

Morning, caos

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[sick flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096476182695923772/1216367087027617843/image.png?ex=66002120&is=65edac20&hm=2bd7bf30492c16e31408f992584c1b0f3f2e1037c51fd409a99417ea32d9bd60&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[frozen bluff]

THE comprehensive list of steam sales this year

[fair sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-chat-hello-chat-hello-hi-hello-chat-gif-gif-25578496

[frozen bluff]

Good morning

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jetski-cat-jetski-jet-ski-surfing-gif-15893372607231364802

[frozen bluff]

I hope that palworld goes on sale so I can get it for more friends

[strong spire]

And more friends to play.

[frozen bluff]

Totally not why I'd be getting it

[strong spire]

They will see the number 69 on paldex.

[frozen bluff]

I ain't gonna lie I think that's why two of my friends have the game wishlisted

[sick flame]

69 was revealed at the end of the trailer paldex 68

[frozen bluff]

Nice

[peak folio]

Looks like they skipped 69 otherwise it would be a repeat

[frozen bluff]

They should have repeated it

It's always funnier the second time

[peak folio]

double the love||ander||

[fair sandal]

Holy fuck that daylight savings jump almost fucked me up lmao

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/palworld-katress-pokemon-bonk-gif-10463076254663145427

[frozen bluff]

I went to bed early last night to accommodate for it

[fair sandal]

I would have too if I didn’t forget about it

[frozen bluff]

I didn't mean to misspell your name I'm sorry!

[livid rune]

i’ve bought myself a cute chicken mug😍

[frozen bluff]

Are we allowed to see said mug?

[quartz magnet]

share

[fair sandal]

Reveal thy mug

[quartz magnet]

Sunny will DM the mug image accidents happened with automod i guess

[livid rune]

im free at last😤😤

[quartz magnet]

welcom back

[livid rune]

do you like cinnabons??

[icy pecan]

Ow why

What did I do

[quartz magnet]

whats that?

[livid rune]

https://tenor.com/view/cinnamon-gif-26760818

[icy pecan]

Cinnamon rolls

[quartz magnet]

hmmmm i never hand those

[livid rune]

cinnabons

[quartz magnet]

but looks tasty

[livid rune]

they are great

[quartz magnet]

i hope thats condenced milk

[icy pecan]

It's icing

Really sweet icing

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-judging-judgemental-kangaroo-gif-4246612

[icy pecan]

Cinnamon rolls are really sweet

[fair sandal]

Whatchu mean by that?

[zealous shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/serious-sperm-whale-veefriends-earnest-committed-sincere-gif-22110552

[autumn scarab]

matyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[autumn scarab]

passed out 10 times but your cinnabuns are done enjoy =3

[sick flame]

👋 ⭐

[livid rune]

why you passed out? low iron?

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/diabeetus-diabetes-fat-cat-overweight-gif-10640569

[autumn scarab]

lol its a joke u prob didnt get

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-wanna-know-jonas-taylor-jason-statham-meg-2-the-trench-you-don't-want-to-learn-it-gif-735231111949795273

[autumn scarab]

yeah there u go

hehe =3

[icy pecan]

I've seen enough internet to know where that was going

[autumn scarab]

hehe b-but its sweet ok lol ill stop

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/cinnabon-cereal-kelloggs-kelloggs-cinnabon-cinnabob-cereal-gif-10224364130822070912

[prisma merlin]

bruh

[quartz magnet]

ello

[icy pecan]

Palworld time

[prisma merlin]

What do y'all do these days in Palworld?

Taking a break from it till they add more content

[icy pecan]

I like to build stuff

[quartz magnet]

i havent captured 10 of every pal. so im working on that

[icy pecan]

That to ^

[autumn scarab]

i got 2 of every pal female and male

wasint easy

[icy pecan]

Why 2 female and 2 males

[quartz magnet]

tbh. im still not lvl 50, so theres much to do yet i have little time to play

[prisma merlin]

How close are you?

[prisma merlin]

Actually I started working on a castle build but I kinda got bored halfway 🥲

[icy pecan]

I'm currently breeding the pals you get at the sanctuary so I don't have to be as much of a criminal

[quartz magnet]

i think im at 43 or 44. i forgor

[icy pecan]

I've reached lvl 50 on my old save but I started a new one to see if it runs better on Xbox and it has so

[spice pebble]

check them screenshots

[whole snow]

I get it Lol

[autumn scarab]

lol

your up finaly

[icy pecan]

If you know you know

[autumn scarab]

hahah hey its from a F as what people say bests tuff lmfao

[icy pecan]

That's another cake down

[autumn scarab]

Hahah

[icy yoke]

Good morning all

[autumn scarab]

Ok ok imma stop before I get banned

[cyan acorn]

Why is there an NSFW sticker

[whole snow]

You should have seen old #palworld-steam there was nothing but dirty jokes and lewd comments

[autumn scarab]

Xd

[quartz magnet]

mornin B00ts

[fair sandal]

Does it run better as in smoother FPS, or as in not crashing as much?

[fair sandal]

Morning

[icy pecan]

Definitely

[fair sandal]

Indubitably

[icy pecan]

Am playing with max item drop and max pal spawn and it handles it fine for the most part

[fair sandal]

If it gets more FPS than I could maybe try a new world whenever I start picking the game up again

Actually, maybe I should make my new world hard mode

[icy yoke]

I have to go to WORK but then palworld later

The time jumping ahead fucked me up

[quartz magnet]

o-O

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/katress-palworld-my-beloved-katress-my-beloved-gif-7839200939848956872

[whole snow]

[quartz magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1081059175322353664/1211783303506694155/SaveTwitter.Net_1755875166478045184720p.gif

[humble parrot]

Hello

[quartz magnet]

ello azrelus

[humble parrot]

Hi Caos

[quartz magnet]

how are ya today

[icy pecan]

Why are glaveclaws so agressive

[humble parrot]

I'm good, just had breakfast

You?
And yeah, Galeclaws are assholes

[quartz magnet]

im okish. didnt sleeped enough and now its too hot to nap

[humble parrot]

Turn on the AC and take a nap

[icy pecan]

Like they could’ve lived, if they didn’t attack me

[quartz magnet]

AC.. i wish

[humble parrot]

:(

I couldn't live without AC

It's just too hot here

[quartz magnet]

here too. but i never had enoguh to buy an AC

but thinkin about it.. i probably wouldnt have enough to pay the bill later too

[silk quest]

Where are you? It's cold in Texas rn

~40 degrees

[humble parrot]

Relatively close to Caos

It's currently 32C, 11:30 AM, cloudy, no wind.

[quartz magnet]

its 33C here right now.. it supposed to be raining.

[humble parrot]

Rain may make it worse

[polar copper]

Behavior pattern prolly modelled after seagulls. Loud, annoying assholes. Following after them or spotting them for possible seastorms is good, but that doesn't make them less of an asshole.

Damn, is it cold all over the globe rn? Is this like the Tsunami version of a Global Warming? Where everything gradually goes cold and suddenly bam, an onset of extreme heat.

w8, I meant hot hshshs

[icy pecan]

Global cooling

[polar copper]

We need a Lovander's boobs/crest/manchest as a heart-locket.

[sage cypress]

Now have 4 Zoe

Going for the 5th rn

[polar copper]

You're hunting Zoes?

[sage cypress]

Ye

Yep just got the 5th

[icy pecan]

What are you going to do with the zoes

[sage cypress]

Once I have 5 I’ll have a team of Zoe but trying to get as many as I can once for when trades become a thing and I can meme about having a Zoe army

Will try to do the same thing with lily after I find her boss room

[icy pecan]

Phew something sane

Was getting worried there

[livid rune]

have you ever been muted?

[polar copper]

In Discord? Not really, I'm pretty wild but when warned I do reign it a bit then release the inner beast somewhere else.

Irl? I've had someone press their finger on my lips, what happened after... I wouldn't mind getting muted if things go like that everytime.

[livid rune]

on this server

[polar copper]

No?

[livid rune]

ok

[polar copper]

Que¿

[icy yoke]

Wawawawawa

[quartz magnet]

[livid rune]

im so bored i downloaded tinder w my friend
we were looking at profiles together

one guy gave me nightmares

[quartz magnet]

why

[polar copper]

Huh, why? What'd they write?

Or their pic?

[icy pecan]

Interesting

[sage cypress]

Lol I havnt used a dating app but I heard that hunting pics are a red flag

[livid rune]

his pic
he looked so creepy like in a horror story way

his face is gray w very dark circles around his eyes + his eyes look both dead and on drugs
his lips pursed and he has steroid acne on face and back
also he’s muscular

[icy pecan]

Why would hunting pics be a red flag

[sage cypress]

6 Zoe by now

[icy pecan]

People hunt ?

[sage cypress]

Idk just what I heard

[livid rune]

if i ever seen him irl, i’d be running for real
he looks like he’s bad

[icy pecan]

Like that’s super common where I live

My family is a hunting family

[sage cypress]

Not the good bad? XD

[polar copper]

Ooh, dope strat. I get that pics that should stand out are one of the prime ways to attract attention in the dating app world. At least he makes you think of him. Tho maybe tone it down a bit.

[night plume]

Just a guess, but I think a hunting pic as a pfp for a dating app usually signals an aggressive, self centered personality. Whereas having hunting pics on a profile shows you enjoy hunting

[livid rune]

the type of face you see on “guy, 20y.o, killed and ate a girl after a first date”

[quartz magnet]

oh god

[livid rune]

i think abt him for like 15 mins already
he’s like a screamer in my head

[sage cypress]

What kinda ate tho?

[icy pecan]

Interesting take but I still kinda think that’s kinda dumb for a red flag but I suppose region plays into that

[sage cypress]

Oh killed

XD

Skimmed it

[polar copper]

Why wouldn't it?

Dudes who have those usually are like.
Ooh, look me has big shoot stick, me kill wild beast, me stronk, you fall in love w/ me, me protect you, huehuehuehue.

[livid rune]

chikatilo ate

[night plume]

I know in my area if your pfp is a hunting pic it usually signals you are rather dumb and only know hunting lol. We have a lot of people who like to hunt around here, then you have those that it is all they are

[livid rune]

when i look at pictures in dating apps, i usually pay attention to his looks the most

[icy pecan]

Well hunting is super common in the south… and they often just hunt for food and to provide for the family

1 deer can feed over 200 people

Under normal consumption anyway

[sage cypress]

200 sounds like a stretch

[quartz magnet]

i wonder how deer tastes like

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-gif-16840215810703717426

[polar copper]

I'd pay attention to you the most~

[icy pecan]

Lean

[livid rune]

if they eat like chickens maybe

[sage cypress]

Oh deer

[peak folio]

Venison is pretty good actually

[livid rune]

obviously

[night plume]

Venison is amazing and Idk how to describe it

[icy pecan]

Well usually the ones that hunt also raise chickens

At least where I am at

[livid rune]

i want to raise chickens and cows

[polar copper]

Depends, we usually have a really big hot pot stew that can be shared between over a hundred people.

[peak folio]

🦌

[livid rune]

always wanted a house

[sage cypress]

Ohhh

That makes more sense was thinking just the meat

[icy pecan]

But my family is full of hunters so my perspective of a red flag for a hunting pic a different

Now say like hunting exotic animals I would say is a red flag

[livid rune]

we don’t even have hunters here lmao
i’ve never seen a profile like that

[quartz magnet]

fluffy cows

[livid rune]

yess

[icy pecan]

Like there is no reason to hunt a tiger

[polar copper]

Maybe predators and stalkers would be more likely.

[icy pecan]

Your just killing to kill

[night plume]

One of my younger cousins enjoyed hunting. He got a buck and all of it was turned into sausage. My aunt was throwing it all out bc she found it disgusting, so I took it all. He was super bummed bc he killed that and never got to taste it, it was just wasted.

One day he came over, so I cooked it. The look on his face was one I'll never forget. He was so happy it wasn't thrown out. Itbwas also really good sausage, wish I knew where he had it made so I could get more.

[livid rune]

we with my friends have a running joke that i always attract younger guys
so whenever they see a group of students they be like “here’s your boys”

[polar copper]

Oof, reminds me of Becky. Had a little bell going cling cling, cling cling.

[frozen bluff]

That is indeed a very cute mug

Sorry I only just now got around to seeing it

[livid rune]

its ok! i also love it

i will go home and immediately drink tea out of it

[icy pecan]

But I don’t think it’s a red flag but to each their own i guess

[frozen bluff]

Hopefully it isn't awkward to drink out of

[polar copper]

There was one incident I think, about a starving Tiger who got a taste of Miners so it hunted them down, even leapt through walls to drag them out of their homes. Peeps hunted it down, but it was their fault for disturbing its home in the first place ig.

[livid rune]

why would it be

its big

[polar copper]

Huh, any particular reason why?

[icy pecan]

That’s different… I’m talking about hunting just to kill a apex predator

[livid rune]

probably bc i look younger? idk myself

[frozen bluff]

Sometimes the shape of the mug throws me off and I don't drink from mugs

Might just be me tho

[polar copper]

yea, but illegal hunting more like

[livid rune]

hmm

[icy pecan]

Idk the exact term but it’s still hunting just to kill

Sure you can harvest the meat but your traveling to a different country to kill a apex predator for the bragging right of I killed a tiger with a rifle

[livid rune]

but once i ended up on a date w a guy who lied abt his age
turns out he was still in school 💀

[icy pecan]

And then make a rug out of it

[livid rune]

felt very weird afterwards

[polar copper]

FBI open up!

[fair sandal]

Yeah probably lmao

[livid rune]

tbf how you supposed to know when he’s 180 cm+ tall and buff 😔

[polar copper]

D-Damn. Das tall.

[icy pecan]

There are wild pals fighting in my base

[livid rune]

you still are growing up dw

[sage cypress]

7 Zoe

[polar copper]

I wish I'm so old I'm already shrinking.

[sage cypress]

Idk I’m just like 5’11

Not too short not too tall

[livid rune]

for me the tall begins after 175 cm

and 190 cm is too much

[sage cypress]

Lol I’m 180 cm then

Barely got over the min

[livid rune]

180 is the best tho

[polar copper]

Jelly~

[sage cypress]

(I was short for forever so it’s just a reward)

[whole snow]

172 cm

[sage cypress]

My suspected hight from a doctor was 4’9 and I magically got a huge bump

[polar copper]

Ooh, congrats!

[livid rune]

gods miracle

[icy pecan]

I’m 5’8 but idk how tall that is in metric

[livid rune]

im ok height ig
but i always wanted longer legs

[whole snow]

Same height as me, 172

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[whole snow]

Yeah but make the arms the size of children cause we smol

[livid rune]

oh also
you can congratulate me

[sage cypress]

Congratulations

[icy pecan]

For?

[whole snow]

Congrats?

[sage cypress]

Lols

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[nimble spire]

I wanna teleport bread 🍞

[livid rune]

i went to my exs page on insta and even tho he got hotter, he also got rly cringe at his prehistoric age

so its like second christmas

[polar copper]

CONGRATSTULATIONSM

[whole snow]

He got hotter cause he got older?

[livid rune]

thank you thank you!! for your kind words
i def deserve it

[whole snow]

Isn't that like , counter intuitive?

[livid rune]

nah, he just went to the gym again

[icy pecan]

Nah sometimes we look better older

[whole snow]

So he's a buff old hot man now

[livid rune]

he was rly skinny when we talked
now he has a nice body

but awfully cringe so it cancels out

[polar copper]

I'mma look the same till I hit my 70's where I'll magically turn into Gollum

[whole snow]

Fair enough Lol

People thought I was in my 20s when I was 15

[quartz magnet]

i speedrunned that then. i look like gollum already

[icy pecan]

Bruh I was told I looked 40 because of my beard at 18….

[livid rune]

so you saying you dont look like gollum already?

damn

[polar copper]

There's multiple points where I wanted to say Gramma, but I might get crucified.

[polar copper]

Nah, I still be looking like an Ork.

[whole snow]

People didn't even try to card me

[livid rune]

given your size, isn’t a goblin more fitting?

[quartz magnet]

LOL

[fair sandal]

Fair enough

[icy pecan]

I did not know how to react being told I looked 40

[polar copper]

Heh, I may be smoller but there are smoler peeps than me. Tho I see your point, maybe a hog-goblin? A gremlin?

[whole snow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/326288625366990849/1216419879347945502/image.png?ex=6600524b&is=65eddd4b&hm=ca36120ab8b237b590e98fd632446b20e0ef82479a20e16d93bf2bfd9b663b4d&

[quartz magnet]

eldritch horror.. nice

[livid rune]

hog-goblin then

[sage cypress]

Wooo 8 zoe

[icy pecan]

Imma cryptid

[livid rune]

what am i
a fiend?

[polar copper]

Aight, try to pull a hit and run, find a nice old lady, bamboozle her into thinking your 40, get romanced and run when she finds out

[quartz magnet]

smol

[polar copper]

Oink Oink

[whole snow]

How tall are you again?

[livid rune]

162 cm

[sage cypress]

Dang guess I’m a cryptid

[polar copper]

She's 162

[livid rune]

i thought you replied that to my “what am i” msg
i was ready to respond lmaoo

[polar copper]

Fiesty, I like it.

[livid rune]

men always say that at first

[sage cypress]

Lols

[whole snow]

that's 5'3

[quartz magnet]

gremlin! XD

[polar copper]

Jokes on you, I'm a Gremlin!

[livid rune]

damn

[icy pecan]

Not if someone beats us

[livid rune]

gremlin doesn’t sound cool

[livid rune]

im not physically violent

[sage cypress]

Jokes on y’all, I’m a human

[polar copper]

https://tenor.com/view/gremlin-wait-a-minute-umm-what-the-hell-gizmo-gif-12219551754445930602

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[whole snow]

With sunnivah you won't have a shred of pride or ego left

[icy pecan]

Well I meant beats us to the punch

[livid rune]

you know me so well

[whole snow]

I prefer kind words hard fists, idk how to handle hard words kind touches

[sage cypress]

Joker on y’all my ego is limitless

ENTP

[polar copper]

Ah, verbal aboos then.

[polar copper]

Thought you meant Entrepreneur. Personality type, lets see... Debater. Care to elaborate?

[sage cypress]

Well yeah I am an entrepreneur/ debater

[hoary topaz]

Yellow

[sage cypress]

Pretty much always have to be doing some sort of project to feel happy

[livid rune]

never said an insult to a guy im talking to

[sage cypress]

I get burnt out easily and try to expand faster than I should tho

[whole snow]

Hello tin

[icy pecan]

What if they want you to

[hoary topaz]

Hru?

[livid rune]

btw i was out w my sister today
she took such a cute photo of me😤 felt cute again

[whole snow]

Doing good! You?

[whole snow]

Awww nice!

[sage cypress]

God I need a haircut

[hoary topaz]

Bad

[livid rune]

if i like them, i cant insult them
if i dont, i dont care what they want

[whole snow]

My hair will be long forever

[livid rune]

why

[quartz magnet]

do share

[polar copper]

So you need someone to anchor you?

For me it says here... INTP? Genius. HAH dat'z stupid.

[whole snow]

What's wrong?

[icy pecan]

What if you like them and they want you to

[livid rune]

dont you have my insta?🤔

[hoary topaz]

I feel worthless

[sage cypress]

I have great hair but it grows too fast

[quartz magnet]

oh

[livid rune]

i dont like guys like that
i like strong men

[sage cypress]

Yep I need somone chill

[livid rune]

why

[icy pecan]

I see

[whole snow]

You're not, you're our friend~

[polar copper]

Masochists? Why be like dat.

[icy pecan]

I’m not but some people are lmao

[sage cypress]

I’m a bit of a femboy tbh xD

[whole snow]

I'm not interested in being an overly aggressive boasting dude

[sage cypress]

If I don’t have plushies all over my bed by the end of the year I’ll be disappointed with myself smh

[polar copper]

What happened?

[hoary topaz]

I dont know i just feel miserable

[sage cypress]

Relatable

[livid rune]

strong doesn’t mean aggressive tho

[sage cypress]

Physically healthy

[quartz magnet]

it does looks pretty cute!
also like the one with the two together!

[livid rune]

that’s my little sis😎

[quartz magnet]

she looks as cool as her sis 😎

[whole snow]

When talking about dating most times strong means overly dom

[sage cypress]

Tru

[hoary topaz]

Im mentally unhealthy

And im Acoustic

[polar copper]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-cooper-there-there-itll-be-okay-itll-be-fine-patronizing-gif-25445124

[whole snow]

Try to eat some nice snacks and play something to take your mind off if you can

[sage cypress]

For me water and showers do the trick

[livid rune]

i dont mean it like that
when he’s confident in himself, when he looks strong and is rly gentle w you 😋

[whole snow]

Oh that's sweet then Lol

[fair sandal]

Make sure you’re drinking lots of water too. It actually makes a difference in how you mentally and physically feel

[hoary topaz]

Self-confidence the thing i dont have.

[sage cypress]

Lol Chad from bleach

[livid rune]

what abt looking strong

[hoary topaz]

Nope i aint that

[whole snow]

Don't think he was ever interested in dating

[livid rune]

being gentle?

[sage cypress]

Tru

[hoary topaz]

People say im kind hearted?

Idk why.

[whole snow]

I love being gentle, I wish I wasn't so strong irl

[livid rune]

strong and 152?
are you torin the oakshield or something

[whole snow]

Cause you are, you have a good personality and you try your best, don't be so down Lol

[whole snow]

172* I miscalculated Lol

[livid rune]

lmao

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-chad-chad-dwarf-gif-27635881

i thought that was you

[whole snow]

God I wish I could grow a beard like that tho

[quartz magnet]

Rock and Stone

[polar copper]

Same

[livid rune]

yeah even the name is matching

[tough comet]

average grind deep rock dwarf

[hoary topaz]

Ig

[polar copper]

Chaddingstone

[whole snow]

Chad rock is just 🗿

[livid rune]

ok
now tell me your types

[sage cypress]

I just want to develop my sideburns more

[livid rune]

https://tenor.com/view/maldade-patrick_estrela-sexta-gif-7348521

[icy pecan]

I can grow a thick beard but I can’t get it to grow down like that

[sage cypress]

Alt / tomboy

[polar copper]

Elaborate?

[livid rune]

taste

[hoary topaz]

I just want somebody.

[livid rune]

in girls

[icy pecan]

Mine look similar to the one that’s in game lol

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/moai-gif-3367524533934105275

[fair sandal]

I get pretty decent side burns, but I’ve got a small patch of hair that grows less than everywhere else

[livid rune]

wrong mindset that could lead you in bad situations

[sage cypress]

Also maid outfits are cool 👀

[frozen bluff]

Lunchtime for meeeee

https://tenor.com/view/demo-mesa-demo-man-team-fortress-2-what-did-i-miss-oh-gif-18396059483241665412

[quartz magnet]

ello Cynic

[hoary topaz]

Idk a girl who appreciates me.

[frozen bluff]

Hi there!

[fair sandal]

Welcome back

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/lunch-boi-lunch-cat-button-press-button-gif-16295412

[sage cypress]

For me the most important thing is facial features

[livid rune]

fair
that’s what we all want

[frozen bluff]

Thanka thanka

[fair sandal]

I’m on break, but I’m getting to lunchtime soon lmao

[hoary topaz]

Im a ginger so im fucked.

[livid rune]

what abt body

[whole snow]

Sweet and playful, someone who can control their emotions but conveys them openly and likes to talk things through fully, isn't afraid to make mistakes and finds comfort being with someone their bonded with

[livid rune]

wow
mature answer

[frozen bluff]

What are y'all eating for lunch?

[whole snow]

Short, healthy looking, glasses, button nose

[icy pecan]

I just had lunch

[fair sandal]

Subway sandwich that I reluctantly bought because I’ve got nothing else rn

[livid rune]

what is short for you

[sage cypress]

I know it’s probably kinda wrong to think this way but I like thin, that’s really my only body preference tho

[whole snow]

5'2 and under prolly

[hoary topaz]

Irl is the hardest thing for me.

[livid rune]

why it’s wrong

[livid rune]

wow im tall

[frozen bluff]

Sanwich

[fair sandal]

I was wondering why this morning felt different and it’s because of the daylight savings jump

[sage cypress]

Idk just feels bad even if it’s just a preference

[whole snow]

You're 5'3 XD

[livid rune]

i like buff and tall😎 big arms, muscular back oof

[sage cypress]

Based

[livid rune]

and you said under 5’2 is short 🤣

[hoary topaz]

You have to many standards

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-buff-gif-19858013

[livid rune]

that’s what happens when you are cute and smart like me

[whole snow]

You got me there Lmao

[fair sandal]

Skipped leg day

[whole snow]

She said strong arms and back it's cool

[hoary topaz]

Cool?

[fair sandal]

Oh yeah true

[livid rune]

and cool if you say so ☺️

i was being humble

[polar copper]

Hmm... I'm okay with most anything, rather than preference I have extreme dislikes.

People who's personality is being dumb, I like learning about my partner and learning alongside them, nothing much to learn if they're just a hot but stupid brick.

Gold Diggers, like why? I'm not rich so why do they buzz around like flies.

Obese, I'm looking for a partner for life, not someone who'll leave the planet once they turn 40.

Girls with a Guy Best Friend who's not really a Best Friend but more like someone in the queue. Best Friends are fine, backups? Nope.

[hoary topaz]

This is kinda why i wont get a girl everyone expects improbable things.

[polar copper]

Yea, DST do be like dat.

[frozen bluff]

Strength is attainable man

[icy pecan]

Perfect things in a imperfect world

[fair sandal]

People who take one thing and make it their whole personality too

[livid rune]

i also don’t like guys w girl friends
hard no

[hoary topaz]

Im Weak

[whole snow]

Honestly good on you, there are girls who solely go after people already in relationships

[livid rune]

that’s why i dont like fellow doctors

[fair sandal]

I also wouldn’t want to be with someone that has poor financial sense. I don’t want to see $100 spent on Starbucks at the end of the month

[livid rune]

nah this is disgusting to me
if i know a guy has someone, i’ll immediately watch how i speak around him
respect for other girls always

[frozen bluff]

Damn that's a whole 5 drinks

[whole snow]

You can get strong with time and effort, one step at a time, even small starts will help you grow

[fair sandal]

Lmao

[hoary topaz]

Good thing I'm going to study finances.

[whole snow]

Based and valid, say no to homewreckers

[livid rune]

he’s at that stage when he doesn’t want to make any efforts

[polar copper]

Nah bro, you can brew so much more than that if you just buy some roasted coffee beans. That's like, 1-2 months stock of coffee.

[frozen bluff]

I don't drink coffee 😂

[whole snow]

There's no one preference for anyone, tons of girls like thin guys and smart ones especially

[fair sandal]

Coffee shops mark up the price so much. So much more worth it to make your own

[livid rune]

i would not want someone w worse financial situation then me tbh
it feels uncomfortable when they can’t go where you go
also i don’t like when guys talk abt money at all

[polar copper]

Blasphemy! Tho I stopped drinking too, cuz I was getting too reliant on it.

[hoary topaz]

I'd probably do something I'll regret

[icy pecan]

What about people with seasonal jobs

[fair sandal]

I’m addicted and I’m not stopping, but I’m not drinking multiple energy drinks per day though.

[hoary topaz]

Im just a mistake of a person

[livid rune]

what does seasonal job mean

[frozen bluff]

Not blasphemy

[polar copper]

You need an Espresso Depresso mug.

[frozen bluff]

Like they only work certain points of the year

[icy pecan]

^

[sage cypress]

Like snow cone stands

[livid rune]

why they dont work at other points of the year

[fair sandal]

They better start selling that as merch

[frozen bluff]

Because usually seasonal jobs either don't see a lot of activity during certain times or they can get dangerous.

[livid rune]

i mean if they earn enough money to sustain themselves why not
im talking more abt when guy works a shitty job and he’s not trying for anything better

[icy pecan]

Well for example where I works at a golf course a ton of people play during the spring summer and fall but it’s basically dead during the winter because it’s to cold and when your job depends on the amount of customers that come in it can affect your hours @livid rune

[livid rune]

its not personal but i have ambitions so i dont want a guy w different mindset

[frozen bluff]

Dudes who work retail and spend and act like they work at wall Street 💀

[spare karma]

See that right there. You’re not ready for a relationship. I always thought I needed someone in my life to be fixed & happy. I didn’t realize it until I had a bombshell happen in my life. Didn’t attempt to date anyone for a few years and just focused on myself and what I wanted to be happy. Then I realized that happiness comes from within, not from someone else. I don’t need anyone in my life, if someone comes along then great. I’ll accept the company. But I don’t absolutely need anyone.

[hoary topaz]

Duh thats why i left all my irl friends to work on myself

[livid rune]

yeah something like that
its an ok job for a student, but when you are 25+ you should think abt your future or find yourself someone w similar mindset

[whole snow]

That's the hardest part to nail down, finding someone who is your type with similar interests

[spare karma]

You don’t leave your friends. Friends are there for constructive criticism and bouncing ideas off of

That was a mistake you made.

[livid rune]

yeah i knowww

its always only one

[whole snow]

I wanna preface all my advice with the fact I've never dated anyone

[livid rune]

hard truth

[polar copper]

Hits close to home hshshshs

[livid rune]

god seems to put good personalities in questionable vessels

[icy pecan]

Sometimes opposites attract

[sage cypress]

Real

[hoary topaz]

Yeah but that makes me feel worse

[frozen bluff]

I mean I am 25 and working on getting myself set for life. I have hobbies of my home and when I get my first house, I will probably start a stonecutting business and maybe even machining. I aim to finish my first book and publish it this year. I haven't had a girlfriend in 8 years or so, but my goal is to get in a situation where money troubles will never have to be a thing. I want my wife and kiddos to be the happiest they can be and grow up in a good home with a loving father. Give them some of what I didn't have in my young years

[hoary topaz]

My friends are toxic

[livid rune]

see now how tall are you again?🤔

[hoary topaz]

You want me to be friends with people that aren't good for my mental heath?

[livid rune]

palbox, you seem to speak only facts today

[icy pecan]

A light bulb went off

[sage cypress]

Aye thx fam

[frozen bluff]

Average height 😂

[sage cypress]

So like 5’9?

[whole snow]

1 inch taller than me dang

[spare karma]

Well if they’re toxic yeah, get new friends. I wouldn’t have stated that you left your “friends” then. I would’ve said that you had to cut ties with people.

[sage cypress]

Oofs sorry I mean 1 inch shorter than average isn’t too short

[whole snow]

I'm a munchkin

[hoary topaz]

Yeah, but i can't make any friends because all the groups have already been established.

I have to wait 3 months

[night plume]

What kind of stonecutting? O.o

[hoary topaz]

Until my transition

[whole snow]

Who is cutting me? .w.

[frozen bluff]

Yes

[polar copper]

Cynic be cutting you and through sunnivah's hart atm

[frozen bluff]

Dremel work, specifically, but I might venture into something larger. Thing about it is it's a major money and space investment

[night plume]

Lmao

[hoary topaz]

The internet is my only friend

[whole snow]

I don't have sunnivah's heart Lol

[night plume]

Ah xD if it was tile stuff work I was going to see if you sold slabs xD

[sage cypress]

I mean pretty much all my friend groups have died off but it’s about finding that 1 person in each that sticks around

[livid rune]

https://tenor.com/view/bumblebee-gif-3070256791979829547

[polar copper]

No I mean Cynic's cutting you and her

See the bee

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-metal-gear-gif-26063920

[livid rune]

wdym my heart is softer then minks fur

[sage cypress]

Idk how to guage that as I’ve never pet a mink

Lol

[polar copper]

Looks fluffy

[quartz magnet]

wait wat. why ya guys cutting sunny?

[livid rune]

idk they have a problem w me it seems

[frozen bluff]

I mean probably in the future. I am not dragging a water tile cutter up to the third floor of my apartment

[icy pecan]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mink tbh

[sage cypress]

Oh no I forgot to put my laptop to max fan

[polar copper]

I'mma add her height to mine so I become 5"5

[sage cypress]

My boi prolly melting in there

[icy yoke]

Is murder happening

[frozen bluff]

I have cut tile before. Not really all that hard

[sage cypress]

I’ll let it cool down a bit and get back on palworld latter

[polar copper]

https://tenor.com/view/sable-cute-dog-tiny-puppy-gif-26160652

[whole snow]

I'm sadge ;w; the laptop I was gonna buy went off sale

[night plume]

I just hate using mine xD

[livid rune]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-discord-speech-bubble-midget-midget-speech-bubble-gif-9744429228458603953

kupal trying to beat me

[sage cypress]

I should probably get more work on my palworld tcg done

Need to get the set list in

[icy pecan]

That’s a mink?

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-there-eye-brows-madagascar-gif-9888174

[frozen bluff]

Why? Kinda curious

[sage cypress]

Wait no I want one now why would they be skinning them their too cute to skin ;-;

[icy pecan]

Fur

[sage cypress]

Well yeah

[polar copper]

Hah, you almost hit close to home. I am trained in a sword but a Zweihander and not a Katana.

[night plume]

Worried I am going to take my finger off. I bought it so I could turn the slabs I have into cabachons (domed gemstones)

[polar copper]

https://tenor.com/view/macklemore-thrift-shop-fabulous-fab-coat-gif-3580049

[icy pecan]

But are you trained in gun

[sage cypress]

I am a Little Bit

[polar copper]

Nope. Too near sighted to hit something a few metres away, never bothered again after my first try even when I got glasses.

[frozen bluff]

Common sense is your biggest lifesaver. Just don't put your fingers where your fingers shouldn't go, and more importantly, don't overestimate yourself or underestimate the machinery. Usually it has a guard

[livid rune]

do you believe him?

me personally
i refuse to believe he can raise a sword w those t-rex hands

[night plume]

I know, still have the worry. It is just not a piece of a machinery I am comfortable with, at least not with something so small

[frozen bluff]

That do be fair too

[icy pecan]

Idk swords are lighter than some pistols

[livid rune]

he said zweihander

[frozen bluff]

I dunno, I love working with my hands. Job I'm at is full of stuff I find pretty cool

[icy pecan]

Not a clue what that is

[frozen bluff]

Zweihander is a pretty big sword

[livid rune]

i dunno, i love men who work w their hands..

[polar copper]

Didn't believe it too, but its more about the leverage. Would be too dumb straining to lift the sword for hours on end when you can just position it pre-swing.

[icy pecan]

I just saw katana

[livid rune]

two-handed sword
it’s heavy

[icy pecan]

Like how heavy

[livid rune]

like kupal cant raise it heavy

[icy yoke]

Can’t wait to be skinned alive over here

[frozen bluff]

If I recall I think they're like 20-30 pounds?

Lemme look it up

[icy pecan]

Dang

[polar copper]

Fctional swords or custom made swords do be heavy, but Zweihanders weigh about 3-4 kgs, its the length that's harder to handle, but again. Leverage.

[frozen bluff]

Ah I was way wrong

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-judging-judgemental-kangaroo-gif-4246612

[livid rune]

im just playing omg

of course i know you a macho

[polar copper]

Yea, me stonks. Look at my big guns.

[frozen bluff]

4-8 pounds, if anyone was wondering

[icy pecan]

Well to say he can’t pick up something thats 20 pounds like saying he has no muscle

[polar copper]

https://tenor.com/view/isaiahwade-mysillylittleboy-muscles-flex-gif-18588991

[livid rune]

i need to wash off my makeup 😔 i dont want to get up

[frozen bluff]

About the weight of the sledgehammers I use at work

[icy yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-brow-gif-2846886387040194254

[icy pecan]

I hate using the sledgehammer lol when we have to fix a machine at work the only way to get things out is to use that

[polar copper]

Who's the girl from the gif? Reminds me of Emma Myers but she ain't it.

[frozen bluff]

Ah I'd do it lol. I love swinging a sledgehammer

[livid rune]

emilia clark

[polar copper]

Tnx

[icy yoke]

I have no idea

[livid rune]

love her

[quartz magnet]

she kinda cute

[livid rune]

she’s very beautiful

[icy yoke]

YOURE kinda cute

[frozen bluff]

Sledgehammer and drift pin - a millwright's two best friends

[quartz magnet]

no u!

[polar copper]

W8 Denaerys?

[icy yoke]

💖

[polar copper]

Huh, so that's her lol.

[icy pecan]

Wait so when did this rivalry turn

From hate to cute

[livid rune]

i’ve read lately that she’s a colour type who looks good in any colours

[polar copper]

Hare's are cute no? Horny but cute

[quartz magnet]

me too besides the cute part

[polar copper]

Yea, I'm just scrolling past her pics and she's got a rainbow ensemble going on here.

[icy pecan]

[frozen bluff]

Horny 🫵

[livid rune]

it’s very rare btw

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-inugami-gif-24498613

[livid rune]

f.e yellow and lime green is not my colours

and i wont be good as blonde

[polar copper]

She's like a barbie lmao. So many colors.

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/jermichael-no-urn-spray-bottle-spray-gif-13258723

[frozen bluff]

Something something life in plastic

[polar copper]

Openheimer DukemNukem life in plastic

[frozen bluff]

Ahhh plastic

I hate it. It's everywhere where I work

[icy pecan]

Just wait till you hear about micro plastics

[frozen bluff]

Yeee, hate them too but those are everywhere. It's a lot harder to get rid of. But what I deal with is usually coated in mud and battery acid

[polar copper]

I don't like Plastic, is rough and coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[icy pecan]

They say the seafood we consume now has micro plastic all through the food chain

[frozen bluff]

Yeah that's probably true nowadays, from other countries dumping all their trash into the ocean and plastics degrading in saltwater

[polar copper]

Huh, did you have a Belly Eyelash phase or something?

[livid rune]

old folks complaining again

[quartz magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/760771365958582342/1135199658105385042/1690653767617490.gif

[livid rune]

what

[frozen bluff]

Belly Eyelash 😂

[polar copper]

Yellow and Lime Green

https://tenor.com/view/billie-eilish-me-tongue-gif-26630268

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/korone-wtf-gif-21813692

[frozen bluff]

Old folks do complain a lot. It's real strange to me since they grew up in probably the best period of time to grow up in

[quartz magnet]

Beeny?

[icy pecan]

I’ll have you know I’m 26

[frozen bluff]

Bean?! 🫘

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-bean-gif-26163421

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/beans-its-beans-beans-in-computer-gif-21443291

[fair sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-bean-cute-cat-cute-kitten-tiny-cat-gif-25121959

[livid rune]

i’ve never dyed my hair

[polar copper]

Ay, no need to fret. We old timers should accept when its time for the new generation to take over, while we do what old folks do. Natter at the youngin's and complain all day how good we had it back when we were fighting against dinosaurs and meteorites.

[frozen bluff]

I'm 25, does that mean I'm old?

[icy pecan]

They better stay off my dang lawn

[quartz magnet]

does your backs hurts when ya wake up?

[polar copper]

Ahh, Au Naturale

[livid rune]

everyone fishing for compliments already smh..

[frozen bluff]

Naw 🤔

[icy pecan]

… maybe

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/irony-plab-funny-fish-pufferfish-gif-15896739

[livid rune]

im 23 months, am i old?🥺

[frozen bluff]

Middle aged

[livid rune]

such a cute fat fish

[frozen bluff]

Love me fish, they're such goofy creatures

[fair sandal]

I need this with sound effects

[icy pecan]

Puffer fish

[quartz magnet]

fesh

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-on-fish-fish-sucking-fish-fish-suck-fish-fish-sucking-gif-17306201641452784281

[polar copper]

Nah, ye're not old. Ye're brimmingly ancient. Prehistoric even.

[icy pecan]

Lmao

[polar copper]

Plop plop plop plop plop

[fair sandal]

I can imagine it with Half Life sound effects

[frozen bluff]

Man next year when I have more vacation and personal days, I'm taking a trip down to Alabama and going shore fishing again. Gonna be fun

[livid rune]

wow attacking me like this
why so many enemies ☹️

[frozen bluff]

Can't wait for all that

[fair sandal]

Haven’t gone fishing in a long time

Probably should this summer

[polar copper]

Ooh, sweet home shore fishing. What kinda fish you catch?

[night plume]

Shore fishing?

[frozen bluff]

Yeah, off the beach

[fair sandal]

Fishing from the shore

[night plume]

I didn't know many places offered that, figured it would be considered dangerous for risk of swimmers.

[frozen bluff]

Depends. I have two rods, one for long casting and the other for up close and personal, like the trough between sand bar and shore

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-headpat-petting-dog-dog-pet-dog-headpats-gif-3432709680284777015

[night plume]

Dauphin Island?

[sage cypress]

Dumud

[fair sandal]

Well I mean there’s many places designated for fishing only

[frozen bluff]

Just depends on the conditions. It's not so bad in the bay; pay attention to your flags and all

[night plume]

Swimmers don't obey those :p

[polar copper]

The swimmers are fishes too.

[fair sandal]

Their fault 💀