off-topic

[full mountain]

It's 6

[novel coral]

oh lol

[tacit raptor]

KART!!!!!!

[inner scroll]

^

It’s not as kool with a c

[junior hawk]

Admit bats are rodents and I’ll spell it properly

[inner scroll]

But they aren’t

[tacit raptor]

you’re so pathetic i’d rather eat treebark than admit anything to feed your testosterone ridden ego

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stare-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-shocked-wide-eye-gif-14648637

[tacit raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-bat-upside-down-gif-14148208

[whole snow]

It's 5 am for me now

Yummy timezones

[junior hawk]

I’m sorry. I’ll develop a hormone imbalance and start wearing makeup so I can be more like the men you prefer

[tacit raptor]

good boy

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/django-smile-gif-24544546

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-crazy-carey-jim-carrey-dance-tutu-skirt-funny-gif-16023388

[full mountain]

Wha

Is...

[junior hawk]

It’s just shit talk Carby. Don’t take it to heart

[full mountain]

Okay...

I'm just gonna say... Trans rights are human rights, that's all

🏳️‍⚧️

[tacit raptor]

im cis and i have a hormone imbalance LMFAO

[inner scroll]

Fucking damn i need to wear my facial hair like this it’s such a fun style

[junior hawk]

He do be a good lookin man

I’d shake that hand

[full mountain]

Get one of em hair grow cremes and rub it on your face

[inner scroll]

I don’t really need it, i just need to cut and grow my goatee more evenly

[full mountain]

Also:
"Flatly, no. Bats are not even remotely related to mice or rats. Bats belong to the order Chiroptera, which is second only to order Rodentia (the rodent order) in number of species. If bats and rodents were classified together, they would make up about half of all mammal species!"
-https://www.britannica.com/story/are-bats-rodents#:~:text=Flatly%2C no.,half of all mammal species

[full mountain]

Ye, get that high taper fade

[tacit raptor]

Why do people even say they look like rodents

they don’t!!!!!!!!

[junior hawk]

It’s a rodent. Idc what science says

[full mountain]

They're sky puppies

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/sky-puppy-eat-nanana-sky-puppy-eat-nanana-gif-23255830

[full mountain]

That last bit explains so much about you

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/itsalwayssunny-sciencebitch-gif-19662448

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/iasip-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-mac-im-d-ug-in-gif-12238227

[inner scroll]

What if indi got a low taper fade 🎶🎶🎶

[full mountain]

Never give in, never give up!

[tacit raptor]

hanbuger

[full mountain]

Hambubger

[junior hawk]

I feel like you were looking for a gif and typed in the wrong bar

[tacit raptor]

no.

hanbuger

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/stares-in-spanish-enojado-mirada-que-mata-esos-ojos-echa-chispas-gif-14773004

[full mountain]

Pt. 2 of "what makes you say I'm autistic"?: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208324263233462282/1215983114766127154/20211029_010953.jpg?ex=65febb86&is=65ec4686&hm=4522d26e84bf708b35bb83687d91a3afe16d128d48175a84e34e1612fcfd70fa&

[tacit raptor]

damn bro you ever heard a song

[junior hawk]

How does guitar hero make you autistic

[tacit raptor]

it just does

[full mountain]

Hyper fixation

[full mountain]

I'm gonna be a guitar hero!

[junior hawk]

I’m more concerned about the fuckin care bear bro lol

[full mountain]

What's wrong with em?

[junior hawk]

Nothing if your six lol

[tacit raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-gif-22640759

[inner scroll]

I have 4 i rotate in and out of depending on the season

[full mountain]

It's a fluffy bear it's comfy

Any gender of any age likes being comfy

[tacit raptor]

don’t listen to him he used the wrong your

[full mountain]

I do not see the issue

[tacit raptor]

Immediately dismissed

[full mountain]

Dishonorable discharge

[tacit raptor]

even the most coherent argument folds to the ‘you’re*’

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-fuck-frustrated-gif-15331740

Would you guys believe autocorrect was responsible?

[full mountain]

L + Ratio + install Grammerly

[tacit raptor]

doesn’t autocorrect tend to get it right

[junior hawk]

No autocorrect does some odd shit from time to time

Or maybe I’m dumb who knows

[tough comet]

they call you the shredder

[tacit raptor]

clears throat

[full mountain]

Actually, if you fuck up enough, autocorrect adjusts to your typing, so after a while it will start to autocorrect things to the wrong grammer if that's just how your grammer is, lawl

[junior hawk]

Carby can 100% through fire and flames on expert

[full mountain]

TTFaF is baby shit

Hit me with the Cry for Eternity FC

[tacit raptor]

if that was the case i think i would believe it was autocorrect then lmao

[full mountain]

Ye

[junior hawk]

Sounds fitting

[full mountain]

Ye

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

[tacit raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1189727108126228543/1215949361654136932/IMG_7226.jpg?ex=65fe9c17&is=65ec2717&hm=f0e7ea1ec05866bccc5125485e42c27f6c73e8f4241ea7053ecc83bd4a893635&

i love this image so much

[frozen bluff]

Morning, y'all. Hope you guys are doing alright

[junior hawk]

I’m being bullied

[tacit raptor]

He deserves it

[frozen bluff]

Why are we bullying Saint Patrick

[junior hawk]

She’s prolly right

[tacit raptor]

he was being sexist on main so i turned him into a kebab to demonstrate my female cooking skills

[junior hawk]

Half the kebab was burnt the other half was raw and she didn’t even stir the chocolate milk properly

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/what-why-huh-steve-harvey-confused-gif-3998567347368525851

[tacit raptor]

yeah and i spit in your milk too

Idiot fool

[whole snow]

Who puts chocolate on kebabs .w.

[tacit raptor]

this lunatic

[frozen bluff]

I knew waking up before my alarm was a bad idea

[junior hawk]

I would never

[whole snow]

this is just typical off topic brand chaos, nothing to write home about

[frozen bluff]

But I am home right now, at least for another 10 minutes or so

Still gotta shave and get ready for work

[junior hawk]

LAME

[full mountain]

https://youtu.be/V5AyYbCoWSQ?t=408

[frozen bluff]

Hey man, I got money to make 😂

[humble parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-bingus-cult-asus-computer-charger-ranbootwtselfieday-asus-gif-20907550

[junior hawk]

I’m at work right now. It’s lame trust me.

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/fast-gifs-bingus-hi-bingus-hey-bingus-aaaaaaaahhhhh-hi-bingus-gif-19211402

[frozen bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-sa-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gta-one-liners-gif-17458999

[full mountain]

The trills in this solo suck so hard

[humble parrot]

Good morning

[junior hawk]

I hate it when it try’s to make me go to YouTube. Now I’m not watching it

[frozen bluff]

Morning

[junior hawk]

Morning

[humble parrot]

Fridge is broke

:(

[frozen bluff]

Damn 😔

[junior hawk]

Oh nice new fridge time

[zealous shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/go-catch-it-then-you-better-then-you-better-go-catch-it-fridge-is-your-refrigerator-running-gif-25620033

[frozen bluff]

Sorry to hear that man. Hopefully your food is alright

[humble parrot]

We'll fix it

It's the cooling unit fan, it's motor is stuck so it has to be replaced.

[junior hawk]

Fixing it is cool too if you know how.

But buying a new one and filling the old one with tannerite would be more epic.

[queen vale]

B I N G U S

[tacit raptor]

boingus

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-zelda-nintendo-bongo-bongo-gif-19577273

[humble parrot]

It's easier to repair

We already converted it to analog, so we don't have to deal with any proprietary bs.

[junior hawk]

Eh. I’ve never been good with appliances. I can do cars, I can do carpentry.

[humble parrot]

You can learn a lot just by watching

[queen vale]

That's what she said

[humble parrot]

🤔

[tacit raptor]

🤔

[junior hawk]

Damnit Myles quit killing chat

[tough comet]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-stealing-noodle-how-does-he-do-it-cat-gif-25127865

[humble parrot]

Italian cat

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-cat-cute-discord-discord-mod-gif-23623293

[junior hawk]

A dog would NEVER do that!

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-bat-bat-batt-hold-the-girl-scrumbly-gif-26772534

[frozen bluff]

Il gatto Italiano?!

[humble parrot]

Yes

🤌

[frozen bluff]

Interessante

Oh boy here I go drinking caffeine on an empty stomach again

[junior hawk]

Bro EAT

[humble parrot]

👆

[frozen bluff]

I gotta get to wErk

https://tenor.com/view/earn-the-right-to-work-the-fine-print-fine-print-right-to-work-work-gif-6285776940406042428

[junior hawk]

So you can’t make some toast while your coffee is brewing?

Fried eggs take 3 minutes

[frozen bluff]

I don't drink coffee

[junior hawk]

Take care of tourself now cynic or your kids are gonna have to when your 60

[hollow tree]

🍳

[frozen bluff]

I don't have kids or a gf

[junior hawk]

Are you going straight to energy drinks?

[junior hawk]

Do you just hang out until eggs are mentioned?

[hollow tree]

Yes

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/new-world-frank-sunny-iasip-philly-gif-23298149

[hollow tree]

Everyone loves egg

[whole snow]

🍽️

[frozen bluff]

I drink Celsius, and water before I start my day. Breakfast comes at first break

[hollow tree]

Alrighty time to start working on a colouring book

[junior hawk]

Scotch eggs are fucking delicious

[hollow tree]

Ugh don’t mention food rn I haven’t eaten yet cuz I have to do some work first

[frozen bluff]

I neglected my water yesterday and regretted it

[junior hawk]

Lemme just wrap this soft boiled egg in sausage and fry it

What is Celsius

[frozen bluff]

I should start making eggs for breakfast though. Maybe set my alarm for 6:15 instead of 6:30

[humble parrot]

Cat is hugging arm. Hard to write

[frozen bluff]

A natural energy drink. Without a lot of the poisons and stuff that monster and other name brands have, more vitamins and whatnot

[junior hawk]

I like to start with a small glass of juice, water, and then energy drink

[autumn scarab]

hewoo guyss

[junior hawk]

Hey blossom

[humble parrot]

Temperature

[autumn scarab]

step d- hi...

[humble parrot]

Hello

[hollow tree]

Do liiiiike twenty things then throw them up on Kofi

[junior hawk]

I’m gonna look into these. I typically drink Rockstar but since i started exercising I think they’re making me feel like shit

[autumn scarab]

i want pizza stpaddy order me some pweees

[frozen bluff]

Yeah. Celsius is legit the only one I'll touch. The space vibes are pretty good

[junior hawk]

Ask your real father

Wait I read my own name as Stepdaddy god damnit

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-hi-hello-kirby-gif-26366722

[frozen bluff]

Hi there

[humble parrot]

Hello

[inner scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-see-ya-goodbye-fall-gif-8407527117644163176

[humble parrot]

Bye

[inner scroll]

Jk good morning lol

[autumn scarab]

oof i thought u had your name ina intamate joke or something

[junior hawk]

Pizza does sound good. Unfortunately I work nights so all anyone sells after work is breakfast foods like a bunch of curly headed ducks

Fuck me for wanting lasagna at 7am ya know

[frozen bluff]

Bye there

[whole snow]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-hut-stuffed-crust-pizza-stuffed-crust-pizza-cheesy-gif-26955099

[queen vale]

I guess it's pasta time they sell it at 7am

[inner scroll]

How’ve y’all been?

[junior hawk]

I haven’t had a day of since feb 10th and I think it’s starting to get to me

[hollow tree]

I’m thinking I could do a fantasy style one like medieval to start

[junior hawk]

But good I guess

[inner scroll]

Oh shit

[queen vale]

Have a break damnit

[junior hawk]

Medieval pizza?

[hollow tree]

No sorry I’m on a delay I mean for the coloring stuff

[inner scroll]

Yooo! That would go hard

[queen vale]

Serf and Turf?

[junior hawk]

Lol

[hollow tree]

Then maybe if that goes well do a cyberpunk one

[junior hawk]

Put a dragon and magic in there. If you’re doing medieval you gotta have magic and dragons

[inner scroll]

I need to start building the shit for my online fight pit later today. It’s gonna take forever but it’ll be worth it lol

[hollow tree]

I don’t do animal art is the only thing

[junior hawk]

Online fight pit?

[inner scroll]

Yes, it doubles as a twitch betting ring

And it’s fucking hilarious

[hollow tree]

But I gotta clear all my Kofi stuff oh jeez

[junior hawk]

It just keeps getting more interesting

I work with a dude named Kofi

He’s from Africa and I can’t understand a fucking word he says

[inner scroll]

Oh what country?

[junior hawk]

I have no idea

[autumn scarab]

u should like totaly order me some

[inner scroll]

Fair enough lmao

Country wise one of the hardest regions to memorize imo

[frozen bluff]

Doing pretty good, how are you? Getting ready to clock in to see what today holds over here

[junior hawk]

We’ve got a bunch of African immigrants here and their accents are so thick.

[inner scroll]

I’m chilling, pulled an all-nighter dogsitting

[frozen bluff]

Seems to be everywhere. Honda was pulling a lot of those guys in towards the end of when I worked there.

[frozen bluff]

Pubby!

[inner scroll]

Yeah it’s really just knowing from experience at that point. It’s frustrating but it is what it is.

[inner scroll]

Two pubbies

[junior hawk]

I worked with a guy for over a year and called him Goku everyday. Then one day I seen his name written down and it’s fucking Kokou

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-eggs-gif-24646647

[junior hawk]

Bro just never corrected me

[frozen bluff]

Kokou puffs

[junior hawk]

No it rhymes with Goku

[frozen bluff]

I know I just thought it was funny

[inner scroll]

G and K are very similar as far as sounds go, so i can see that

[rapid marsh]

Kokou- so pronounced Koh khou?

[frozen bluff]

Yup

[rapid marsh]

You could play word games with that one

[junior hawk]

Goku-Koku

[rapid marsh]

Koh ha Khou 😆 Kohaku- white Tiger.

[junior hawk]

I remember meeting and thinking bro. His parents are super nerds

[rapid marsh]

All I’m thinking is thank goodness my godsons mother told their dad (my best mate) that the kids can’t be named after anime characters.

[junior hawk]

That’s a solid rule. There’s gonna be a lot of Naruto’s getting pulled in the next few years

[humble parrot]

💀

[junior hawk]

Bullied. Jesus fuck autocorrect

[humble parrot]

😆

[junior hawk]

Eggs

[frozen bluff]

I have water because I'm not making the same mistake I made yesterday

[junior hawk]

What work you do?

[frozen bluff]

Millwright in the maintenance crew at a lead refinery

[junior hawk]

Sounds like actual work

[queen vale]

Lead as in the metal, not Lead as in Leading the pack type thing?

[frozen bluff]

Mistake I made yesterday was not drinking water and then going to where it gets really hot. Almost passed out from the heat 😂

[frozen bluff]

Lead as in the metal, yes

[queen vale]

Braver than I am

[junior hawk]

Lol fuck that. We have guys that work in fuckimg spongebob pajama bottoms 😂

[frozen bluff]

💀

[queen vale]

"Whooose Legs are flammable and unprotected see? The dude in the PJ Pants!"

[frozen bluff]

Not many places here you can wear street clothes. You get company issued outfits that can't leave the plant.

[queen vale]

Contamination's no doubt one of the big concerns

[junior hawk]

I believe it’s like that back in the ingot department here where the actual hot work is done

[frozen bluff]

Yep. I gotta wear a respirator and proper PPE pretty much everywhere for that reason

[junior hawk]

I’m in properties

[frozen bluff]

I get blood drawn every month because they monitor blood leads like a hawk

[junior hawk]

Bro your job sucks

[queen vale]

Given the damage it can do I'm not suprised

Glad they're looking after you thougy

[junior hawk]

Work in this dangerous ass heat and get stabbed by a needle once a month

[frozen bluff]

It can get dangerous for all kinds of reasons, more than just heat. But the pay is real nice

[frozen bluff]

Yeee. If it reaches a certain level they keep people out of the plant

[queen vale]

Lead toxicity's no joke, can kill you painfullt

[junior hawk]

Bro I bet. I make 35 an hour regular time. You gotta be pushing closer to 50

[frozen bluff]

$39.74 not including overtime or all the bonuses they give us

That's starting pay for me

[junior hawk]

Hell yeah

OT is where the money is at

[frozen bluff]

I'll probably clear 6 figures this year

[junior hawk]

You can do it I believe in you

How much OT do they give?

[frozen bluff]

Plenty of OT and OT opportunities. During the rebuild weeks you are guaranteed 16 hours of OT. After 16 they can't force you over though

It all becomes optional after that unless something happens or the other shift needs people

[cyan acorn]

Hiya, I have a question regarding Palworld. I am thinking about acquiring said game, but I am unsure if I'll like it. Therefore I'd like to ask the following, is this game similar to ark? And how is the base/settlement building?

[junior hawk]

Our OT is forced in 4 hour blocks and can’t be on days off. But forced OT is given based on OT hours worked.

[cyan acorn]

Since this is what I always enjoyed the most with these kind of games

[junior hawk]

Like I e already worked 150 hours of just overtime this year so I don’t get forced

[junior hawk]

Its kinda similar to Ark. watch YouTube videos for a clearer picture. But I’m a big fan and I put like 8k hours into Ark.

[frozen bluff]

Yeah it's similar here. They base it off of OT worked in a week and seniority otherwise

[cyan acorn]

I will. I imagined it as ark but instead of dinosaurs I tame Pokemon's

[queen vale]

Oooh this newbie's polite, I like them already!
IT's kinda lile Ark, the basebuilding's pretty good but buggy at times because early access, and if you get it on Steam you can go for the 2 hour refund, honestly though if you get it as an investment to the improvements they'll make it's not a bad choice

[junior hawk]

Bro how old are you?

[cyan acorn]

I am buying it on Xbox Series X. I do not own a PC

[frozen bluff]

25. Seniority in terms of time at the company though, not age 😂

Oh, discord is weird about numbers

[junior hawk]

I understand how seniority works. I just ask because no gf, no kids, making damn near 40 an hour. You are set the fuck up bro. Gonna have all the toys

[cyan acorn]

Well thank you for the direct answer, mate

[queen vale]

As people say, watch some playthroughs if you're unsure and on the fence, but I'd say if you get like 20 hours of entertainment out of the game you've already gotten your money's worth, and I hope and believe the game will only improve as time goes on as the Devs do seem to be in this for the long run and care

[cyan acorn]

Any Palworld YT'bers that you may recommend?

[cyan acorn]

I do have to say that 30€ for how the game looks seems very very fair. And I haven't read anything particularly negative about the game. Except criticism regarding the similarities to Pókemon

[frozen bluff]

I'll get screwed by taxes but yeah the job is pretty nice 😂

[queen vale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJYHSlz4Ss is a nice unhinged review IIRC

[junior hawk]

Yeah….. they for sure ripped off some Pokémon designs

[cyan acorn]

Thank you, mate

[icy yoke]

Yesssss bushi video

Bushi bushi bushi bushi

[frozen bluff]

Got my task for the day. Sounds like it will be somewhat laid back today so that's pretty nice

[cyan acorn]

I never liked Pokémon that much since I found it boring. That's why Palword sounded more attractive, due to the more mature themes and developed mechanics and possibilities

[junior hawk]

It’s 100% more entertaining than Pokémon. But idc what anyone says that’s a black Lucario

[queen vale]

It's certainly a world and project in progress, and has some ..interesting and odd mechanics, but it's a refreshing take on the theme and doesn't take itself too seriously.

[cyan acorn]

That's also what I liked. I think the 'cartoony' graphics mixed with more violent themes, make it look quite entertaining

I'll probably buy it with a 80% probability

Depending on when I'll get myself a gift card

[frozen bluff]

Will be back later, have a good day now y'all

[junior hawk]

You too bro

[queen vale]

Honestly, just watch a few videos and sleep on it for a few days, if you keep thinking about getting it then go for it

[cyan acorn]

Anyways lads. I'll get back to it. And appreciate the immediate help

[cyan acorn]

I certainly will :3

[livid rune]

free time today
what are you up to?

[autumn scarab]

hewooo whats your fav toppings on pizza

[junior hawk]

Pepperoni and pineapple, BLT, Taco are my three favorites with BLT being the best

Fuck I want a BLT so bad now

[queen vale]

Just chilling to be honest and trying not to overthink or overexert 😄

[livid rune]

what is your overthinking abt?

[junior hawk]

Holy shit SUNNI

Long time no see

[queen vale]

Managing blood glucose levels as they're all over the place 😅

[junior hawk]

I thought Russia got you

[livid rune]

they wish
i’d go with a big explosion

[junior hawk]

Diabetes is lame bro

[livid rune]

ohh
stop worrying abt it first
just check on time

[queen vale]

Easier said than done when being too high means I'm in pain, too low and I pass out and end up in a coma 😄

[livid rune]

kinda fun fact that glucose is increasing rapidly if you are in pain

[livid rune]

..omg

forget abt my fact then

[queen vale]

Lol, blood glucose increases with temperature, with effort including mental effort, with illness, because you put your feet on the floor (Dawn syndrome) and a load of other fun and fascinating things

[livid rune]

both of my grandpas had diabetes so im kinda pro on a topic

[queen vale]

Sometimes just because "Lol body go brrrt"

[junior hawk]

Don’t forget eating anything delicious

[queen vale]

Yep

[livid rune]

do you keep candy in your back pocket?

[queen vale]

Yep, and I have a bottle of lucozade on every backpack I use, work one and personal one, on a bottle holder on the outside in case of emergency

[livid rune]

omg i just got a dumb but cool idea
you know those bracelets out of sugar candies?

[junior hawk]

Dumb

[livid rune]

isn’t it a great and stylish option for you

[queen vale]

I'd end up eating them just because "ohh candy"

[junior hawk]

Grown ass man walking around with a candy bracelet lmao

[livid rune]

narrow-minded people always judging creativity….

[livid rune]

fair
also they are so crunchy

[queen vale]

Hey, if a kid gave me one I'd wear it because it's cute, but I'd not buy one for myself because nom nom

[junior hawk]

Well yeah you’re obligated at that point

[livid rune]

btw i got another great nutrition idea, this time for myself

[queen vale]

Go on

[livid rune]

so if you want to chew something all the time
you can buy dry fish (like the beer snacks stuff)
it’s to hard to bite so you will chew on 1 filet for a long time

profit😎

[queen vale]

Ah so like Jerkey type things

[livid rune]

yes
fish jerkey

fish also is healthy for you

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

i should be a nutritionist w this kind of advice

[queen vale]

As long as you don't end up with fish breath when in the office it'd work

[icy sphinx]

Hi

[livid rune]

well im talking abt when you at home and want to snack out of boredom

[icy sphinx]

Who smokes in this chat

[livid rune]

at work i dont have time to snack

we are giving out smoke

[icy sphinx]

Whatcha smoke

[livid rune]

i hope this is a correct statement

[icy sphinx]

?

[livid rune]

stpaddy mostly
sometimes someone else will cross my path

[queen vale]

0_o

[icy sphinx]

Idk what's that

I smoke blunts

[queen vale]

I believe you mean smoke as in eliminate right , not smoke as in inhaling

[livid rune]

that was a joke!

i know that giving out smoke means like fighting

[queen vale]

Yep, thought so 😄

[livid rune]

well not eliminate completely.. just a little inhibition

[icy sphinx]

I have 10 grams @ home

[livid rune]

will you share with us

[icy sphinx]

No man I have no budget rn

[queen vale]

Lol E-Weed

[icy sphinx]

Sorry m broke

[livid rune]

damn
why are you bragging then😔

[autumn scarab]

ew pinjeapple but what i get the most is bacon ham extra sauce and black olives very yummy

[livid rune]

it’s the thought that counts

[icy sphinx]

I haven't smoked in 3 days

[livid rune]

obviously he can’t share with me
but he could say “yeah sunni, of course i will share with you”
and i would be happy

[icy sphinx]

I should probably try to get a medical licence for ptsd

It's alot cheaper medical

Rn I buy illegal

[queen vale]

Licence for the medication

[icy yoke]

Smonkin blonts

[livid rune]

i don’t think anyone smokes here
we are all pro healthy lifestyle

[queen vale]

I for a minute read that as get a licence to have PTSD 😅

[livid rune]

palworld athlete team

[hollow tree]

I did one colour in already

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/sexy-man-sexy-wink-black-wink-undercover-brother-eddie-griffin-gif-21069965

[livid rune]

he wants cheap ptsd

[icy sphinx]

[queen vale]

You mean "Open sourced" cough cough 😄

[livid rune]

no one even appreciated my joke smh
why i even try

[icy sphinx]

Telegram

[queen vale]

I appreciated it!

[icy sphinx]

I order off telegram

[livid rune]

btw telegram is the best messaging app

is someone here using snapchat? i always wondered why people use this awful app

[junior hawk]

Who tf is Atreyu and why’s this song so good

I haven’t snap chatted In fuckin years

[livid rune]

глюкоза? демн

[queen vale]

As an older male I'd not dare get a snapchat account as I'd immediately be accused of being a creep 😄

[livid rune]

how is snapchat associated w creepiness?

except for its ui

[icy sphinx]

@queen vale how ols r u

Old

[queen vale]

40+ 😅

[icy sphinx]

Dam

[junior hawk]

I mean I had women snapping me nudes all the time

[livid rune]

omg
old

[queen vale]

It's more the older male on a picture sharing app used by younger people

[junior hawk]

They were grown and legal tho

[livid rune]

then you woke up?

🤔

[junior hawk]

Ouch sunni

[livid rune]

damn
why cant old people share pictures:(

[queen vale]

We're usually mocked for being old, or accused of creeping on younger girls, so easier to be just "Nope"

[livid rune]

i mean
don’t you need to have contact of someone to msg them?

[mighty yoke]

Anyone wanna make palworld on roblox

[queen vale]

I have no idea 'cause I don't use it 😄

[livid rune]

just so you know
i never mock anyone for being old☝🏼 this is outside their control

i mock for a lot of other things tho

[icy sphinx]

My bf is 33

I am 21

[queen vale]

As long as you're happy, and it's all legal of course.. 😅

[whole snow]

As long as you're 21 you can date pretty much any age above you

[novel coral]

as long as youre happy w it ^^

[sterile lance]

Good Morning everyone! (12:20am where I'm from)

[icy sphinx]

3 pm here

[sterile lance]

I hope everyone has been having a good day so far!!

[livid rune]

great day
sun is shining, they gave me 2 macaroons as gift at cafe

[junior hawk]

Like pretty much everything else

[icy pecan]

hello

[livid rune]

you know me well

[livid rune]

hi

[icy pecan]

Good that I don't have to avenge you yet your still alive

[livid rune]

i`m holding on

with a weight of the world on my shoulders

[icy yoke]

I hope everyone is doing good today

[icy pecan]

You can do it

[icy pecan]

Well I woke up so I suppose that's a start to a good day

[livid rune]

i dont have anything else to do except cleaning and i dont want to do that

[icy pecan]

Hmm hire a maid

Then relax

[livid rune]

yeah but i need to work more for that
i hope next year i could hire someone

or find a bf to do the cleaning 🤔

[icy pecan]

hmmm

[junior hawk]

Those are called girlfriends

[icy pecan]

Give them a iou

[quartz magnet]

good mornin frens

[icy yoke]

Good mornnnn

[quartz magnet]

how are ya today, B00ts?

[icy yoke]

I am okkk

I gotta go to work in a few minutes but I’m gonna play more palwirl when I get home

My centaurs………….

[icy pecan]

Most friendly rivals know to man

[quartz magnet]

how ya named the dark lady?

[quartz magnet]

oh true.. i forgor about that..

[livid rune]

well i like boys
so i need a boyfriend

[quartz magnet]

@icy yoke smelly

oh hi Sunny

[livid rune]

hi caos!

[quartz magnet]

how are ya today?

[icy yoke]

I named her the thing u said, centorea ❤️

[wheat moat]

Hello there

[icy yoke]

Hiiiii

[icy yoke]

HUH HUH HUH HUH

[junior hawk]

My god. I think I might make the best BLT this world has ever seen

I need to open a sandwich shop

[quartz magnet]

ello Red how are ya today?

[icy pecan]

Need to have Gordon Ramsay try it

[wheat moat]

I'm just vibing at this moment

[icy pecan]

Have you thought about setting a trap

[queen vale]

Don't look on the internet for boys, you never know what you'll get

[livid rune]

it's not hard to get one
it's hard for me to like them enough to stay w them

[queen vale]

And I just realised how that sounded.
I meant "M'lady" not "m'genitals"

[icy pecan]

[livid rune]

lol

[quartz magnet]

🪤

[junior hawk]

The internet is like a box of chocolates

[queen vale]

Best given away or left in a dark cupboard

[icy pecan]

Ironically that would work

[quartz magnet]

i know. i love cheese

[junior hawk]

What kinda 40 yo doesn’t pick up on a Forrest Gump quote

[queen vale]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[icy pecan]

Just need a bigger box

[queen vale]

I got it, don't worry 😛

[livid rune]

yesterday one guy matched w me on tg bot
he thought that i am a fake and kept talking to rudely, saying stuff like "record me a vc, prove that you are a girl"

[icy pecan]

Tg bot?

[livid rune]

i sent him a video msg of me telling "name, you are a loser"
he sent me back a voice msg screaming "whATTT" and deleted our whole dialogue out of shame lmao

[queen vale]

Honestly, I can't imagine trying to find a partner on the internet these days, though I don't need one mind, I can imagine both genders being constantly paranoid about voice changers, catfishing, scammers and bots

[wheat moat]

Might be getting a little hungry here so I may fix that very soon

[quartz magnet]

i bet this guy was fooled before and now have trust issues

[livid rune]

tg bot for meeting other ppl

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-wow-mindblown-gif-13169052

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/sandwich-blt-bacon-blt-sandwich-gif-9231453824199536309

[livid rune]

yeah
now he will have even more issues tho

[queen vale]

Some people pay for that kind of treatment, he should be glad

[hollow tree]

I should eat

[icy pecan]

You giving people issues

[hollow tree]

It’s 2pm

[queen vale]

Yes. Eat

[livid rune]

🤣 true
you can't even be mean to other people now, you can accidentaly do them a favour

[quartz magnet]

XD true

[hollow tree]

I sorta want Chinese food

[livid rune]

and it physically pains me to do a favour for a loser guy😔

[quartz magnet]

[icy pecan]

Then don't do them a favor

[quartz magnet]

what a hero

[livid rune]

but i like being mean

[icy yoke]

Time to be at work

[icy pecan]

So then you like the pain

[icy yoke]

Work stinks!! I just want to be with my pals

[queen vale]

Sounds like you have the makings of a nice little side gig on the dating sites then, plenty of cash to be made humiliating people

[icy pecan]

You need the money to support your pals

[queen vale]

Shit, I bet you could make a killing as a Twitch humilation streamer

[wheat moat]

Honestly that would be so nice to have right now

[livid rune]

you need to be smart to figure out how to hurt someone's feelings without playing into their liking

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-gif-27108854

[hollow tree]

A crispy bacon sandwich with egg

[queen vale]

Staaaaapphhh making me hungry

[icy yoke]

True true true

[hollow tree]

I’m starving okay but I get anxiety going to my kitchen cuz mums doing that weird huff thing

[queen vale]

Can you go to a cafe or something instead?

[hollow tree]

I’m a broke bitch so no 😂

[livid rune]

no no
i actually hate the whole getting money from random guys thing
the thought of chatting to someone for money makes me nauseous

[queen vale]

Ah fair enough then, that's understandable

[hollow tree]

If I had cash I’d just get takeout for everyone then everyone would be happy

[icy pecan]

Then play a game and ignore them... People pay for that as well

[junior hawk]

I wish I could mail you one man.

[hollow tree]

Imagine getting a bacon sandwich in the mail

[livid rune]

you have a mind of a businessman

always thinking abt ways to earn money

i think its called hustler

[icy pecan]

Well it's probably because I've been out of work for like a year lmao and my own money is dwindling

[queen vale]

Or a kidnapper / extortionist depending on the path you take

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-dear-dog-doggo-aww-gif-14637391

[icy yoke]

Lmao

[livid rune]

... you have a point

[icy pecan]

If we going that route I'd rather be a arms dealer

[livid rune]

whose arms you'd be dealing

[queen vale]

Why not both? Cut off one arm, sell it to someone, sell the rest of the person to their loved ones?

[livid rune]

kidnapper

[icy pecan]

You get to test your product

[icy yoke]

Kidnapping and extortioning is what pal tamers do best

[icy pecan]

Oh we talking about a different arms dealer

[quartz magnet]

so ya admit it, hero

[whole snow]

Send them the vaporeon copy pasta

[livid rune]

what is it about

[icy yoke]

NO I DONT DO IT

[queen vale]

Oh you sweet child

[junior hawk]

No vaporeon copy paste

[whole snow]

That is an answer only you can find out

[queen vale]

Stay innocent

[junior hawk]

I’m trying to eat

[hollow tree]

What’re you eating

[livid rune]

nah judging by myles reaction it’s something disgusting and i trust him

[icy pecan]

Lmao

[quartz magnet]

it is

[junior hawk]

The best BLT this world has ever seen

[whole snow]

Oh absolutely, but it does hurt people's feelings

[hollow tree]

I only like the B and L

[livid rune]

yeah i knew it
trustworthy

[icy yoke]

It’s the ramblings of a man who’s way too in to vaporeon

[junior hawk]

I amaze myself sometimes. You’d really think I’d be used to being this fuckin awesome by now

[livid rune]

there’s no point in hurting someone w other people words
i like to be authentic

[quartz magnet]

image how baddly that can backfire.
"oh, shes into that too! let me send my stash"

[hollow tree]

I might make a Toastie or something

[whole snow]

I guess it's time to make an original copy pasta

[whole snow]

Hope you have a good breakfast egg <3

[queen vale]

The first lines are...

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?
It .. doesn't get better as you keep reading

[icy yoke]

I don’t want to imagine

[hollow tree]

It’s 2pm 🕑

[wheat moat]

Just putting some fried chicke-

[whole snow]

I know what I said

[icy pecan]

[hollow tree]

I’ve just been sittin doing the art all day since 9am

[icy yoke]

Red mage boutta go feral

[quartz magnet]

dont think about sheeps

[queen vale]

I think I just broke him

[livid rune]

imagine how pathetic your life must be to have time to sit and think abt it
incels amaze me

[icy pecan]

What do you think about

[icy yoke]

Ramsie……

[hollow tree]

Plz no

[quartz magnet]

i dont think

[queen vale]

The internet is an amzing, horrifying place.
The true place to learn the meaning of the phrase "Ignorance is bliss"

[wheat moat]

I've heard of that line...WAY too much and I hate it

[hollow tree]

Alright shower first before anything because I now feel gross and I’m glad I don’t know anything further

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brain-monkey-gif-11098413

[wheat moat]

Thanks 4chan

[livid rune]

i can’t agree more
when you learn abt some topics you rly can’t sleep afterwards
knowing that such people exist and walk amongst others is terrifying

[queen vale]

4Chan was never good

[junior hawk]

Bro I know I said not to post it but like, don’t half ass it. Either do it or don’t.

[icy yoke]

Did you know. In terms of male human and female pal breeding, they are all compatible 😏

[hollow tree]

Stop

[queen vale]

It's more fun to tease them

[hollow tree]

I hate it here

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/jermichael-no-urn-spray-bottle-spray-gif-13258723

[livid rune]

i had enough of internet when i joined some mlp group at 14 and found out a lot of males in there

[hollow tree]

So what’s everyone’s favourite snack? For eating

[livid rune]

some men have interesting ability to make anything they touch disgusting

[queen vale]

Yep, the MLP fandom has a .. fair few unhinged people, many are harmless, but some should be put in a cage in Palworld

[whole snow]

You're one of the only bright lights in this place

[icy pecan]

Just like the free pal alliance does

[queen vale]

It depends on the cravings, some days I just want somthing nice and spongey and cakey, some days a nice trifle...

[whole snow]

Teriyaki beef jerky

[hollow tree]

Yo but what kinda trifle

[icy yoke]

Just wanna make sure you know that any out of pocket weirdo comments I make are jokes 100%

[icy pecan]

I saw rifle before trifle lol

[queen vale]

Chocolate and caramel one, I forget the name

[icy yoke]

The pals are to be cherished

[hollow tree]

Ooooh chocolate and caramel sounds banging honestly

I think I like savoury more than sweet most of the time. I’m so bad with cheese. Any cheese. I will eat all the cheese

[wheat moat]

Crisp/potato chips are fine and all to have

[queen vale]

It's 3AM.. the fridge door opens, and a hand reaches from the shadows and grabs the shredded cheese bag

[hollow tree]

Love crisps too! Ngl im basic as Hell I love the ready salted ones

Also yes! I have cheese on everything

[queen vale]

"Get. In. My. Belly...." is heard whispered, then the sounds of munching

[icy yoke]

When I had potato salad at my deli I used to put some in the fryer to make some really crazy fries

[wheat moat]

But sometimes a cheesecake or black forest gateau does hit the spot

[hollow tree]

Salted caramel cheesecake

Cheesy ramen

[queen vale]

Cheesy Cheese

[hollow tree]

True ohhh just cheese and crackers

I might just have that if there’s any cheese in

[whole snow]

Not even gonna go there

[hollow tree]

Okay I’ve done three coloring in pages I can call a break

[queen vale]

You hear a shuffle behind you as you watch this sinister movement, and a voice whispers in your ear... "It's all ogre now"

[icy yoke]

Oh boy shrek vore

[obtuse glacier]

3?

[hollow tree]

Yeah

[obtuse glacier]

Why;-:

[hollow tree]

Well I’ll do more but I’ve been at it since like 9am

It’s a cute idea to put up on my Kofi for people to use for free is all

[obtuse glacier]

Oh ok

[hollow tree]

Just for fun

[whole snow]

Good work so far!

[hollow tree]

Yis

I’ll do another two then put them up so people can use them and I’ll keep adding to the album

[livid rune]

suddenly i like roasted carrots
is this how people are growing old?😭

[junior hawk]

Pistachios

[hollow tree]

I’ve never had a pistachio

[junior hawk]

Oh and these coconut baked cashews from the store. They’re ungodly good

[junior hawk]

What? Why?

[icy sphinx]

@hollow tree CHECK DMS

[hollow tree]

Oh sorry

[junior hawk]

Roasted carrots are delicious. I like to bake them with a little butter salt and pepper

[hollow tree]

And I dunno I just never saw a lot of pistschios

[queen vale]

Roast potatoes are nom too

[hollow tree]

Ew potatoes

[obtuse glacier]

Chips and cookies

[hollow tree]

Cookies are great but they gotta be soft

[livid rune]

potato is a top tier product
cheap, easy to grow and preserve, filling and delicious

god's favourite crop fr

[junior hawk]

Egg is SO Scottish that the only potato she’s consuming is in whiskey

[whole snow]

Peanut butter cookies ftw

[hollow tree]

I just never liked potatoes idk why

I love the skins I used to eat the potato skin a bunch

[junior hawk]

You are the only person I’ve ever met that doesn’t like potato

[icy pecan]

Tbh I thought growing old was just your joints not moving

[hollow tree]

Potato, rice and bread

[cyan acorn]

So um I just discovered a game called "Valheim" and it is not only 10€ cheaper but also looks a lot more appealing from the setting and stuff. Does anybody know if it's better or worse than "Palworld"?

I am conflicted

It's also a survival base building game

[livid rune]

it's not always the case
your joints can be ill at 20 y.o as well
and you can be old but mobile

[livid rune]

it's different

[junior hawk]

You ain’t growing old until you start in on the prunes

[queen vale]

It's a really good game from what I understand, different playstyle though more focused on the base building / survival aspect to my understanding

[icy pecan]

My ankle is ill at 26 lmao

[whole snow]

Does that mean people who are allergic to prunes never grow old?

[livid rune]

valheim is a survival game mixed with rpg
palworld if focused more on collecting creatures

[junior hawk]

That’s…. A very good question

[livid rune]

well you are old already so

what is a prune

[whole snow]

I'm 27 and I'm not old yet :c

[icy pecan]

[junior hawk]

If you are into the survival genre you’ll enjoy both. If you prefer more arkish gameplay I’d say go palworld. Valheim building is far superior.

[livid rune]

wow even older
old and older

[icy pecan]

If I'm old your old

[livid rune]

direhowl said if im going down, i;ll take you with me

[icy pecan]

I'm not going down alone

[cyan acorn]

It sounds more appealing due to the fantasy and Nordic setting and the more survival focused aspect also it's cheaper which is always good haha

[whole snow]

Dang pushing me into the grave already 😔

[cyan acorn]

Hm both Sounds very appealing 😂

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/coffin-dance-moves-sunglasses-gif-17798409

[cyan acorn]

It's difficult lol

[junior hawk]

Ark, valheim and palworld are my 3 most played games outside of WoW

[livid rune]

i think valheim can give you more gameplay wise

[queen vale]

Get whichever feels best now, or is on the best discount, and save for the other one later

[whole snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1101925673225949395/caption.gif

[night plume]

Steam told me yesterday that Valheim was on sale.

[whole snow]

It is on sale, only $10

And that british ace attorney game is only $15 atm

[livid rune]

everyone get yourself sun haven

i need 3 more players for achievement

[livid rune]

hi mal

[night plume]

Morning

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104399808841662525/1216035085225164951/GILd5UwWUAAoGxX.png?ex=65feebed&is=65ec76ed&hm=be25bd2c593a1d9b86b526f47a23d004672be363bfddcab89cf5e1f26844fb9a&
Coming more connected profile to discord

[livid rune]

what is the first icon?

[icy pecan]

Dumud

[livid rune]

looks kinda
hmm german

[whole snow]

Warthunder?

[prisma merlin]

Bungie

[livid rune]

thanks

[icy pecan]

Out of all of those connection I only have 2 lol

[sick flame]

yep, destiny 2

[hollow tree]

Squeaky clean

[queen vale]

We need to test this, someone get a cloth and rub her

[cyan acorn]

Okay I think I'll go with Valheim for now. It's cheaper and I watched a review of both games + gameplay and valheim is way more appealing also it's apparently not that grind heavy unlike rust for example

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-gloves-dirty-gif-6138280

[queen vale]

Whichever works best for your playstyle and preferences! No point buying a game if you don't like it

[frozen bluff]

Morning y'all, hope you're doing alright

[hollow tree]

Ooooh I feel all pampered

[frozen bluff]

Oh yeah?

I'm on break at work

[livid rune]

i only have one
idk why ppl on discord should now your other accounts

[icy pecan]

I have my Xbox connected only now… I used to have my YouTube but then I took it off

[hollow tree]

I did a face mask and everything

[livid rune]

i only have steam
but yeah, if i had xbox i'd also connect it
but other stuff is personal

[icy pecan]

I connected my Xbox so hopefully people would want to play more but it doesn’t work out lol

[livid rune]

its bc you are not a girl

[icy pecan]

Lmao

[sick flame]

connect paypal to discord 😆

[livid rune]

i want something salty

like peanuts or pistachios

[icy pecan]

I could use a snack as well

[junior hawk]

You extra af

[hollow tree]

You damn right after my week

[junior hawk]

I’m hoping my week ends next month

[hollow tree]

I hope so too!

[junior hawk]

At this point I have a streak going and don’t wanna break it

[hollow tree]

Oh well

That doesn’t seem entirely good for your health either

[junior hawk]

It’s not like it’s hard work

It’s 90% playing in my phone

I just wanna sleep in

[hollow tree]

Yeah the early alarms get me most I think

[frozen bluff]

I'll probably be going to bed a little earlier tonight, just depends on how I'm feelin

[junior hawk]

Waking up to an external source is so bad

There isn’t much in the world I enjoy as much as just waking up on my own accord

[frozen bluff]

Going back to work tho, so I'll see y'all later

[icy pecan]

Would a external source be like a dog waking you up

[split elbow]

Hi. I'm not dead yet.

[junior hawk]

Yes anything that’s not just you naturally waking up

[hollow tree]

I wanna get spam it’s really good I could make my own ramen

[icy pecan]

But I enjoy it when I get woke up by my dog when he wants to play

[junior hawk]

We have a place here called Hawaiian bros, they make spam musabi and it’s fucking good

[hollow tree]

It’s so expensive now tho, £3 for a can

What’s musabi?

[split elbow]

Hi eggy

[hollow tree]

Hihi!

[split elbow]

Spam? :s

[hollow tree]

Yeah it’s like pork and it comes in a can and I usually fry it and put it in ramen but it’s crazy expensive here

https://tenor.com/view/spam-spam-lite-food-spinning-gif-17955332

[split elbow]

Yuck

[icy pecan]

Fun fact it was invented for use in ww2

[hollow tree]

It’s really good in ramen with a soft boiled egg and some veggies

[icy pecan]

As a mre so to speak ( meal ready to eat )

[split elbow]

Huh? You mean like using it to knock out peoples windows or hitting ppl on the head

[icy pecan]

No it was food for the battlefield rich with nutrients needed to keep fighting

[split elbow]

Meal ready to yeet

Oof

[hollow tree]

It’s super good I promise just expensive nowadays it used to be cheap

[icy pecan]

The reason we have it on market is because after the war they turned it to the civilian market to get rid of it but soon found out the civilian population liked it

[split elbow]

Now that we are approaching WW3 they want to make it harder to buy!

[hollow tree]

I just wanna make tasty ramen tho

Shouldn’t cost me £7 just to make cheap ramen

[split elbow]

Heck. Now i want to make ramen. Or food...

I'm hungry

[hollow tree]

Yeah same but I don’t have any protein to put in the ramen

And my lil anaemic self needs red meat so I might have to take the hit and go to the store

[fair sandal]

It’s actually a lot better than you think

[hollow tree]

It’s super good

[night plume]

I prefer treet to spam personally. It doesn't taste as salty to me

[hollow tree]

I love spam so much

Also I put my colouring pages up if anyone ever wants to do coloring

[junior hawk]

It’s like sushi but made with spam

[hollow tree]

I put the link in off topic art so go crazy

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-spam-musubi-xiao-hoang-xiaorishu-munching-delicious-gif-1271460979736150766

[hollow tree]

I mean that sounds okay actually

[junior hawk]

It’s really good

[hollow tree]

Please you’re making me wanna go to the store

[native summit]

Rule 4

no spam

[night plume]

I use it on egg sammiches

[hollow tree]

But it’s good eating

[fair sandal]

[humble parrot]

Fried spam is good.

Thanks for the chat jump discord.

[hollow tree]

It’s sooooo good

[night plume]

I've been told it is good with teriyaki, but I have not tried it

[hollow tree]

Expensive here and the off brand stuff isn’t much cheaper and doesn’t taste the same

I’m gonna have sausages with my ramen I think

[fair sandal]

Sorry I’m stupid, what’s a “chat jump”?

[night plume]

Probably threw them far up in the convo

[junior hawk]

It is

[hollow tree]

I need like five commissions or a hundred juice boxes on coffee 😂 spam expensive

[junior hawk]

I’ve never heard of spam being expensive lol

[hollow tree]

I will say though the ramen noodles I get are cheap

It’s the equivalent of $5-6 here

[humble parrot]

My chat screen was way higher, where eggirl's message was. Discord didn't automatically scroll to the bottom and I ended up replying to an old message

@fair sandal

[fair sandal]

Oh lol

[fair sandal]

Spam gets marked up a shit ton where I am

[autumn scarab]

@junior hawk pizza me know order yes?

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-pepperoni-pizza-gif-22902497

[humble parrot]

I recommend to make your own

[hollow tree]

Yeah it’s expensive here too I dunno why honestly

[night plume]

Was just thinking it would probably be good with teriyaki, over rice, with some broccoli

[autumn scarab]

wut

[humble parrot]

I haven't bought spam in a while, but I remember it being around $5

[autumn scarab]

its 3 at ym wallmart

[night plume]

insert pikachu, "waaaahhhh"

[autumn scarab]

my*

[humble parrot]

Make your own pizza! You can add as much cheese as you want and whatever toppings they say you can't!

[autumn scarab]

nahhh

[hollow tree]

Yeah it’s crazy the cost of stuff here is insane.
Ramen noodles are like 69pence
Eggs are about £3.30 for 12
Veggies I get frozen so they’re like £2
Spam is £3.40ish

[humble parrot]

Euros huh

[hollow tree]

Pounds

[autumn scarab]

oh jeez 25 eggs here is only 7$

[humble parrot]

Oh right

[hollow tree]

Wat

25 eggs here would easily be like £10 which is $13

[humble parrot]

Similar price

[autumn scarab]

also more eggs pweees

[hollow tree]

Okay I gotta stop talking about food until more commissions come in

[autumn scarab]

yess show egg adventurews hehe

[hollow tree]

Haven’t had a palworld commission in a while to be fair

Updated my Vgen for surprise me commissions cuz I saw on TikTok people do surprise me tattoos where you pay a fraction and get a theme or something

[autumn scarab]

i got a creep in my dm again great...

[hollow tree]

👀 Whomst

[autumn scarab]

first dm from him "hey babe"

[hollow tree]

Oh jeez

[fair sandal]

Oof 💀

[night plume]

Just tell them you don't send d**** pics for free. Most will freak out, ask if you are a chick, and you just go, "when did I claim to be?"

[fair sandal]

Spam “the bugs are under my skin”

[autumn scarab]

oh jeeez but iw asint borna guy tho how are they soppose believ that

[icy yoke]

The bugs? They’re under my skin

[night plume]

You didn't claim you "weren't" one with what I said now did you? ;p

[hollow tree]

Crazy? I was crazy once

[night plume]

Basically, you are just doing a misdirection to remove them from your presence. You are not giving any false information, therefore you are not lying.

[fair sandal]

Hotel? Travago

[autumn scarab]

oh no i told him this isnt that cringe buy my fake AI art to buy my house rent scam is it?

he said "what" then i said not interested byeee and closed his dm

[fair sandal]

They locked me in a room

[night plume]

XD

[icy yoke]

A room full of skibidi toilet fans

[autumn scarab]

can u dm me some amazing egg girl art?

[hollow tree]

Sure

[fair sandal]

And skibidi toilet makes me crazy

[autumn scarab]

ew

[hollow tree]

One second

[night plume]

cough I am a skibidi toilet fan >.>

[hollow tree]

Done

[fair sandal]

I have the privilege of not seeing that skibidi toilet shit IRL

Like crazy fans

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hello-peek-hi-hide-gif-17176327

[median bear]

https://tenor.com/view/prepare-for-war-threat-menace-kalash-kalachnikov-gif-20823701

[hollow tree]

I’m back to laying down watching law and order scrolling twitter

[night plume]

😱

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/leader-cats-anime-gif-8893231

[junior hawk]

It’s called X

[icy yoke]

Rats? I was rats once

[fair sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/britney-gun-britney-gun-gif-13727881202575810451

[hollow tree]

Okay X then man they keep changing it

[median bear]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-garbage-truck-aye-bruh-there-goes-your-opinion-gif-16381942

[fair sandal]

It will always be twitter to me

[hollow tree]

I’m freezing

[quartz magnet]

i'm melting

wanna trade?

[hollow tree]

Yes

[quartz magnet]

[fair sandal]

I would be freezing but the temperature finally went up temporarily

BLTs on a Saturday go hard

[cyan acorn]

@junior hawk okay so I played the free test version of valheim and it was too similar to Minecraft for me so it got boring after likr two hours. So I'll try out the free version of palword now

[junior hawk]

Bro I had blts too

They were so good

[prisma merlin]

Does anyone here play Destiny 2?

[median bear]

HellDivers 2 > Destiny 2

[prisma merlin]

I'm actually looking for a PVP experience similar to D2

Haven't found anything that would scratch that itch tho

[simple pagoda]

Cod zombies

[prisma merlin]

Huh hadn't thought of that

[junior hawk]

PvP zombies hasnt existed for years though

Did they bring Grief back or something?

[icy yoke]

It’s those wixen after you

My boss is throwing everything and the kitchen sink at me today I’m so tired

Can’t wait to get home to my children

[quartz magnet]

cant wait to the day be less hot so i can draw

[icy yoke]

Yesssss

I don’t think i can find anyone who’s willing to draw the centaurs for me they’re too complicated

But I’m sure I can get someone to draw ramsie

[prisma merlin]

I've tried Apex and overwatch I like them both they just don't hit the same

[quartz magnet]

i have drawed centaurs before, just not the ones from palworld

[icy yoke]

😯

If you wanted to draw my children I would pay big bux

[quartz magnet]

that would come in a good time

[nimble spire]

Back in my day soda cast you a nickel

[junior hawk]

Damn bro what was ww2 like?

[fair sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[hollow tree]

I can buy you like

1/50th of Helldivers

[junior hawk]

I find it unsettling how fast that dudes forehead goes from wrinkled to smooth af

[hollow tree]

I never noticed before

Now I can’t unsee it

[fair sandal]

adds to the intimidation factor

[junior hawk]

No it doesn’t. It adds comedic value which is negative intimidation. When that dude rolls a nat 1 the dm describes the target failing to make eye contact and their eyes going straight to the dividing line

[hollow tree]

The dividing line

[fair sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[hollow tree]

Plz

[tall venture]

Olá

[junior hawk]

You really can’t unsee it

It looks photoshopped

[hollow tree]

I don’t like it, it’s unsettling

[fair sandal]

uncanny valley type of thing

[quartz magnet]

i want slap it

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[fair sandal]

valid

idk why but sometimes my keyboard will send messages early on Discord for no apparent reason

[scenic estuary]

bau bau somnolently

(*´-`)

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-ホロライブ-hologra-ホロぐら-inugami-korone-gif-23392398

[dapper widget]

Has anyone had any issues with their steam not staying up to date and not allowing them access to palworld??

[fair sandal]

maybe try #palworld-help?

[junior hawk]

I think i just found a way to make myself rich

I’m gonna invent a sink that dispenses ice cold tap water

[queen vale]

Already exists, sorry buddy

[prisma merlin]

There's also a tap that dispenses boiling water

Which is cool for when you want to make tea real quick

Or boil the skin off your hands

[junior hawk]

Funny story. My step dad pissed me off once so I turned up the heat on his water heater. Man was bright red and angry after his next shower

[junior hawk]

If it existed I would own one

[queen vale]

https://www.quooker.co.uk/

With a Quooker you can get instant 100°C boiling water, filtered chilled and sparkling water, and regular hot and cold all from the same tap.

[hollow tree]

Sparkling water?

From your tap?

[queen vale]

They're weird as fuck, and yep

[hollow tree]

I kinda need it

[queen vale]

I have one at my workplace, it's such an odd thing

[prisma merlin]

Imagine doing dishes with sparkling water

[hollow tree]

Accidentally leave it on sparkling

Fizzy tea

[queen vale]

Can't, you need to do a weird pattern of pushing the plunger for the different modes

[prisma merlin]

Cooking pasta with sparkling water

Endless possibilities honestly

[hollow tree]

That made me cringe

[queen vale]

You can accidentally get the boiled instead of chilled

[hollow tree]

Wash your hands and forget it’s on 100c

Least you’d be sterile

[prisma merlin]

Splash 100c water on your face to freshen up

No more face

[hollow tree]

Just bone

[quartz magnet]

this channel is probably for ya
https://www.youtube.com/@OrdinarySausage/videos

[prisma merlin]

low-key would try half the stuff on there ngl

[quartz magnet]

heheheh

[junior hawk]

I am 100% buying one. I will live in the lap of luxury

Do heated doorknobs exist?

[queen vale]

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2020-12/1/2/asset/84cac33dd28b/sub-buzz-9104-1606789396-1.jpg?downsize=700%3A*&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto

[junior hawk]

Maybe not that heated….

Just imagine coming home on a cold winter evening, your hands are numb, you can see your breath. Then you go to unlock the door and it’s a perfect 98.6 degrees.

[night plume]

Heated toilet seat

[queen vale]

You'd find a cat resting on it somehow

[junior hawk]

Sold

[night plume]

They exist. As well as heated floors throughout the house

[junior hawk]

Actually maybe not. I hate sitting on a toilet and it’s already warm

[hollow tree]

That’s gross to be fair

[night plume]

Which is why I wouldn't be able to do a heated toilet seat xD

[junior hawk]

How about chilled toilet seats? Always maintain room temperature so you never know someone just stood up from it.

This is getting weird I need to go to bed

[queen vale]

As long as it doesn't malfunction and stick your balls to the seat as it's freezing

[night plume]

That would require a lot of hardware

[queen vale]

Eeh, you could probably get away with using the water from the flush to cool the seat, have a cooling pipe running through the seat itself, and use the cistern water supply as a "heat sink"

Or using piezo elements in the seat

But the problem's probably already solved by someone to be fair

[autumn scarab]

@junior hawk

[sleek flume]

its time for your daily rice

https://tenor.com/view/asian-rice-gif-13913999

[slender sleet]

Where are all the channels

[icy yoke]

I love eating the rice

[hoary topaz]

Hello

[livid rune]

i love egg toasts

hi

[hoary topaz]

Egg toasts?

[livid rune]

you know
when you dip bread into mixture of eggs and milk

then you roast it

egg toast

[hoary topaz]

Never heard of that.

Sounds good tho

[livid rune]

rly? you should try making it, its an easy breakfast

im eating it at 21:41 tho