off-topic

[rapid marsh]

You can ask him, he’s just in denial of the furry inside.

[autumn scarab]

I'm a empire and first order girl....but I also love the republic

[full mountain]

Isn't the empire supposed to be basically space mustache-man army?

[autumn scarab]

what?

[tough comet]

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wat-old-woman-toothless-confused-grandma-gif-5196407

[autumn scarab]

there Basically space uhh

https://tenor.com/view/tank-panzer-war-soldier-spiritus-gif-22314256

[rapid marsh]

I thought it was supposed to be cowboys in space led by a guy on a hover bike.

[autumn scarab]

Fascist yes

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/its-about-time-starcraft-tycho-gif-19200895

[whole snow]

Tank my beloved

[junior hawk]

On a scale of 1-10 how disappointed were you when anakin killed the baby Jedi?

[autumn scarab]

I'm german so this is my history xd which I learnt over the years

[rapid marsh]

It made me reconsider hiring him as a baby sitter

[hollow tree]

150

[junior hawk]

I was PISSED

[junior hawk]

The look on the kids face when the lightsaber came out was upsetting

[hollow tree]

Anakin was so hot and I love a bad boy but like I draw a line at murdering 50 kids just for because

[junior hawk]

Like how’s the Force not gonna tell them to go somewhere else for a bit

[whole snow]

You're german, that's cool af :D Also Carby got bapped for 10 minutes for saying a bad word, he'll be back

[junior hawk]

It can tell Obi Wan that a planet was destroyed from across the galaxy but it can’t warn them that the gd chosen one went dark side?

[rapid marsh]

What! What “bad” word did Carby say 😆

[hollow tree]

I would’ve been happier if he’d loaded them up in his little spaceship and taken them for happy meals

[rapid marsh]

Ohhhhh, never mind. He said the name of the organisation that should never be named.

[junior hawk]

The DeathEaters?

[tough comet]

pocketpair

[hollow tree]

I’m by myself at work so I absolutely wanna nap given I’m not getting paid enough to be here 😠

[rapid marsh]

Nah, the national socialist German workers party that ended up starting ww2 and a bunch of other shit.

[junior hawk]

You made any headway with that yet?

[hollow tree]

They never responded. I got underpaid this month and apparently I gotta wait another month

[tough comet]

jobs are strange

[hollow tree]

So it’ll be April before I’m back on my feet and I have 122 to survive on for four weeks 🤷‍♀️

[whole snow]

He'll tell you when he returns

[hollow tree]

I’ll be fine I’ll push commissions on Twitter and see if I can’t get a couple on my roster that’ll help

[junior hawk]

That fuckin sucks man.

[rapid marsh]

I’ve already named the name in its full form without the shorthand it’s commonly known by.

[tough comet]

[junior hawk]

I’d be furious. And honestly might have told them I’ll start coming back to work when they get it resolved.

[rapid marsh]

Problem is, doing that allows them to legally fuck her out of the back pay.

[junior hawk]

You can’t be fuckin with peoples livelyhood like that

[hollow tree]

Not going to lie if it wasn’t for the fact I adore my residents I wouldn’t be here

[full mountain]

I am bacc

[rapid marsh]

I did a quick read through of the UK pay dispute stuff, and there’s a bunch of loopholes an employer can use….

[junior hawk]

I’m so glad im a part of a Union

[hollow tree]

I was very tempted to sit at home and bother HR about it all day but I also can’t afford to be off

I can’t afford to be part of a union 😂

[tough comet]

HR is a living hell

[junior hawk]

My union dues are like 1% of my pay

[rapid marsh]

My union put my head on the chopping block along with a craptonne of other workers. I don’t trust my industry’s union….

[full mountain]

I'm sorry you gotta deal with that crap, I hope your comissions pop off! I bet your art iz awesome!

[hollow tree]

Yeeeeah I literally can’t fight this so I just have to survive til April basically

[rapid marsh]

Her art is amazing

[full mountain]

And yeah, it was those peeps, lmao

[hollow tree]

Thank you so much that’s so kind of you to say ❤️

[junior hawk]

My union is solid. We have to either fail two drug tests or miss an absurd amount of work to get terminated.

[full mountain]

[hollow tree]

Y’all cute

[rapid marsh]

Heh. Mine just did back room deals and put 800 people on the block.

[junior hawk]

That sucks man

[tough comet]

nuh uh

[full mountain]

But yeah... Idk, I feel it's weird to willingly wanna be on the empire's side, but eh, it's fiction so I guess it could be alot worse

[hollow tree]

Yes huh

Once I’m done this commission and my cyberpunk trio I’ll do some more egg lady

[rapid marsh]

Sucks even more when the CEO says “we can’t afford to do this” but buys a mansion in the exclusive part of Sydney for a couple billion.

[full mountain]

Who's the egg lady?

[autumn scarab]

Long live the empire...

[rapid marsh]

#1203411337636745296 message

Scroll about.

[hollow tree]

Lil palworld OC

[junior hawk]

That’s just the way it is though. Doesn’t matter where in the totem pole you’re at, at the end of the day we all do our jobs to look out for number 1.

[full mountain]

Nah they suck, if they're just like those other peeps then they r bad and u should feel bad, grrrrrr

Nah jk, as long as you remember that those historical peeps are bad, it's all gud

[junior hawk]

Uh oh. Carby trying to push his morals again

[rapid marsh]

Well, I can certainly say I 10/10 look forward to seeing ANY of the union reps that golden parachuted after fucking people out of their redundancy packages.

[hollow tree]

I’ll have to start work on a Easter egg lady thing I suppose

[rapid marsh]

Too early for Easter.

[junior hawk]

Yeah shitty unions suck man.

Isn’t it next month?

[hollow tree]

It’s like three weeks

[tough comet]

oh god

[hollow tree]

I’m gonna buy discount chocolate eggs

[full mountain]

Ah yes, it's pushing morals to checks notes say that the late 1930s German organization was bad. OK.... OK.

[rapid marsh]

Yup. They suck. It’s satisfying to tell a union rep to get screwed and pass along my disregards to X person in the union Hq.

[full mountain]

Is this da egg lady, or other art?

[hollow tree]

I’ll find egg lady

[rapid marsh]

Our eggirl has lots of nice art

[full mountain]

Yooo the creme eggs are da bomb(dot)Com

[rapid marsh]

Cadbury crème eggs.

[full mountain]

Yeee but I wanna know about da egg lady

[hollow tree]

Here ya go https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935956265253863454/1203807701126086676/Untitled98_20240204204748.png?ex=65f75a49&is=65e4e549&hm=5bfcfb0ec478efc82f50a16c85258a2087e25eef1be55b9b91b9ee3b727a486e&

[junior hawk]

Crème eggs are gross af broooooo

[hollow tree]

Oh that was meant to link my bad

[full mountain]

Cool! I like it

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/new-world-frank-sunny-iasip-philly-gif-23298149

[hollow tree]

Yis my favourite is my Lamball one

Lemme find it

[full mountain]

So she just looks over the eggs until they hatch?

[autumn scarab]

More egg

[rapid marsh]

And in turn the moderators watch over her 😆

[full mountain]

Nah they gud

[junior hawk]

Allow me to reiterate my love for its always sunny

[full mountain]

Wat, why do mods come into play?

[junior hawk]

Noooooooooooooo

[tough comet]

im going to saying it, but all the jellybeans are awful, expect.. those starburst ones.

[junior hawk]

Your tastebuds are broken

[full mountain]

Ye

[hollow tree]

Aha here https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935956265253863454/1199531917423427616/Untitled89_20240123153503.png?ex=65f106a7&is=65de91a7&hm=f891a1ba77088efb8d2ac0c9c735bf68214c00be508f453599ff6b715bfcf9bf&

[full mountain]

Nah

[junior hawk]

The starburst jellies don’t even make sense man

[autumn scarab]

More Moreeeee egg

[full mountain]

Ohhh I've send this! This iz awesome

[rapid marsh]

iori likes her art

[full mountain]

Ohh, gud

[rapid marsh]

And shelldrake likes her art too

[hollow tree]

Everyone’s very very lovely

[junior hawk]

Everyone likes eggs art

If they don’t we fuckin kneecap em

[hollow tree]

No wait

[rapid marsh]

Everyone except that guy lurking in the channel over there points randomly

[hollow tree]

No kneecapping thank you

[rapid marsh]

double checks where he pointed
Crap.
Bucky…….

[hollow tree]

Bucky is lovely too

[junior hawk]

Sure thing egg exaggerated wink

[rapid marsh]

runs and hides before the top 500 possums list resurfaces

[full mountain]

The people here sure are something, alright!

[rapid marsh]

Well, we have good ones and bad ones.

https://tenor.com/view/i-want-it-now-veruca-salt-willie-wonka-chocolate-factory-impatient-gif-17131695

[full mountain]

Yeah thankfully the bad ones are rare

[junior hawk]

I’m a bad one

[rapid marsh]

Found a bad one

[tough comet]

she wasnt a good egg

[rapid marsh]

She was bad egg

[junior hawk]

I once had a boss tell me my name sounded like someone who would assassinate a president

[full mountain]

Nah ur fine... Well once you apologize of course

[tacit raptor]

i’m a good one

[junior hawk]

For what?

[full mountain]

Yeee

[rapid marsh]

I have my boss tell me to slow the hell down on the machine at work 😆

[rapid marsh]

Basically I get told to go bludge for a bit.

[junior hawk]

That sucks I guess? My machine can’t be slowed down or sped up.

[autumn scarab]

No more egg? 😭

[junior hawk]

I just sit in my breakroom for hours on end waiting for it

[full mountain]

You were a bit rude after I apologized for the misunderstanding I had, so I feel it's fair for you to say sorry to me

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/how-wtf-so-gross-eww-gif-14623749

[tough comet]

[junior hawk]

I don’t feel I was rude at any point. I don’t offer apologies if they’re not sincere.

[autumn scarab]

That's just sick

[junior hawk]

Bruh for real

[tough comet]

my brain iches

[full mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208324263233462282/1214486319431024691/ezgif.com-speed.gif?ex=65f94986&is=65e6d486&hm=53a9648597b3ed74e5ab85b788ad1af538676f47ebb5072d05dd2dc9bb319485&

[rapid marsh]

My knee hurts…..

[junior hawk]

I just tried it and I can’t even get close

[polar copper]

Her poor ligaments...

[full mountain]

Nah you can do it insincerely, just don't tell me you're being insincere, ezpz

[junior hawk]

I wanna know if it’s rolling at the knee or the hip

[autumn scarab]

Step I mean stpaddy

[tough comet]

theres no muscle or bone to stop her

[rapid marsh]

Step daddy.

[junior hawk]

Hey that’s me

[autumn scarab]

hihi

[polar copper]

Stop daddy

[junior hawk]

Pervert

[autumn scarab]

Oof

[rapid marsh]

Hentai!

[junior hawk]

Extra pervert

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/baka-anime-gif-12908346

[full mountain]

Say sorry.
Right
NOW

[autumn scarab]

No

[junior hawk]

Nope

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

Eeeeyyyy, ku is back

[junior hawk]

Alright fine. I’ll compromise the same way I do with my girlfriend.

I’m sorry I was right

[full mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208324263233462282/1214504093377101896/Tatu_gun.jpg?ex=65f95a14&is=65e6e514&hm=35f5fa842279530b71e6b77efa7446411e23a7df95cb918291ad8829f4847ab0& watch my 9mm go bang!

[polar copper]

That sounds entitled no?

"I don't care if you're honest or not, I just want to hear you apologize to me so that I can feel good about myself and forgive you."

[full mountain]

Yes.

[junior hawk]

Get him KuPal!

[full mountain]

🗿

[junior hawk]

Kick his ass!

[full mountain]

Okay good enough, now you're fine

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-cat-fighting-cute-fight-cute-cat-fight-fight-gif-1524725573532120617

[polar copper]

Nah, I'm just making an observation on it. I just feel like Apologies shouldn't be something one asks for, but something given. Most of my experience with people who were told to say sorry, they don't even think or care about why they should or why they were asked to in the first place. They just say sorry and do it again after some time.

Of course there are also those who just pre emptively give out apologies and does it again. 🤷

[tough comet]

[junior hawk]

These cats ain’t that bad I guess

[polar copper]

Are you joking, those cats are clearly moving so insanely fast we can only gander upon the starting and ending movements of their actions.

[full mountain]

This is true and valid as fuck. There's no point in saying sorry for you don't really mean it. Of course maybe there are times you do it just to diffuse a situation, but for the most part, for progress to be made, it has to be sincere.

I hope you know I was joking with my original message, lmao. I didn't actually want an apology

[polar copper]

Bruh, what kinda 'machine' are we talking about here, and how hard did you go on em for your boss to tell you off.

[polar copper]

Oh, hshshs. MB then ig, was kinda on and off on chat.

[full mountain]

[tough comet]

the feeling to draw is strong

[junior hawk]

Then do it bro

Don’t talk about, be about it!

[full mountain]

Yeah, just do it

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-what-are-you-waiting-for-determined-angry-gif-5247874

[full mountain]

"if you're gonna shoot, shoot, don't talk"

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-western-shoot-dont-talk-audio-gif-3693610

[polar copper]

Ayo, do you have a page or something? Would love to see your drawrings. If not, mind posting the WIP or completed in fan-art or off-topic art?

[junior hawk]

That dude needs to stop talking and get on with his bath. He’s filthy af.

[tough comet]

[full mountain]

Yeah I bet any one associated with em calls em "The Ugly" or something

[polar copper]

Nah, you first have to get very close to the main character - spout some nonsense about what youre gonna do to him, to his family, to the corpse of his dog, all the while inching your gun closer and closer to his face.

[tough comet]

ive posted before, in a non serious way

[polar copper]

Hmm... I get that people have a view if what's considered "serious" work, but aren't all things we've put some effort in serious in its own way?

[mellow junco]

I always like seeing art, regardless

It doesn't matter how "serious" it is, if it's something people created, I wanna see it.

Side tangent:
I forgot how much this entire album is just straight up fire
https://youtu.be/uNtQs5JnTnc

[junior hawk]

If you ain’t painting the Mona Lisa or The last Supper I can’t even be asked.

[mellow junco]

as long as it's not like
literal modern art like a banana taped to a wall or some ish like that lmao

Literally just ppl with student debt pretending they're doing something special to con dumb people with money

[polar copper]

Oof, my ears hurt, couldn't understand the lyrics.

[mellow junco]

understandable, 'core ain't for everyone

[junior hawk]

I learned long ago not to listen to internet peoples music.

[mellow junco]

https://youtu.be/9TlYnFtILro
May be more pleasant for you, but also a baller band

[junior hawk]

That shit can be scary

[tough comet]

lmao , that banana wasnt art , it was just an expensive gag

[mellow junco]

i just saw one recently, unsure if real or not but

some cleaner threw it out because it was mistaken as trash

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682227584087490573/1214508443814072420/FB_IMG_1709631754414.jpg?ex=65f95e21&is=65e6e921&hm=1d82cc84553f420db905a3348f05df87d254f6967ee5d33c3491c1f6bfe7afcc&

[mellow junco]

I listen to everything, because I'm largely not judgemental of people unless they're being judgemental in some way.

[polar copper]

What about the time when a heap of trash was stationed in an art exhibit, and every one weren't sure if it was trash or part of it. So it was just left there for some time.

[mellow junco]

saw that one, too.

my favorite example is the literal turd in a jar.

https://youtu.be/p72mFG9DchI

[junior hawk]

Why did I sign up for the fucking 12

[willow plover]

xkc

[hollow tree]

Sorry meeting

[polar copper]

D-Damn. Welp, time to find another way to rip off content from Nintendo. Srsly tho, they're an emulator, all the best ROMs are pirated, heck ALL ROMS are pirated and I don't know a single ROM that was produced by Nintendo itself. And now they're saying this?

[sick flame]

Imagine no more pokemon hacks

[junior hawk]

I own all the good Pokémon games already. The only thing I would ever want from Nintendo is a Sonic Adventure 2 remaster

[cyan acorn]

Hey all

[polar copper]

Hah that's nothing, Amber made a Turd on a Bed.

[junior hawk]

Mike….

[cyan acorn]

Just woke up for work

[polar copper]

Hiya Mikey

[junior hawk]

I’m sorry to hear that

[cyan acorn]

My back neck felt different as if got back to normal

[sick flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/852595668421050390/1214511677807263815/Screenshot_20240305_105143.jpg?ex=65f96124&is=65e6ec24&hm=257d7ddb1a8eb0d7d172748edb1955357c584b64469517e1a06bedb9215816d2&

Owner announcement

[mellow junco]

i mean i'm gonna be real they're kinda shooting themselves in the foot with not having them regularly playable

but i also dunno how true that is because i stopped with consoles a long time ago

[polar copper]

https://tenor.com/view/shutter-scary-movie-gif-26161256

Ah, the ghost on your shoulder finally decided to move on?

[cyan acorn]

Hahaha 😆 😂

[junior hawk]

What in the fuck

[cyan acorn]

It decided to go on stpaddy shoulder

[junior hawk]

I’ve already got the weight of the world on my shoulders I can’t take anymore

[polar copper]

what u mean? I thought it was universal backpain was cuz of le ghosts wanting a piggy back ride.

[cyan acorn]

Only thing u got in ur shoulder is ur Mother in Law screaming and beating u with a baseball bat

[junior hawk]

No it’s mostly due to over exertion and poor health

[polar copper]

Pfft. Normie reasons. 🙄

When you need to exercise more but don't got time.

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-8309947353569588358

[cyan acorn]

Oh right u ain't married yet sooo at least u got nothing but ur ugly face

[junior hawk]

There’s no way in hell someone doesn’t have time to exercise. That’s an excuse.

[autumn scarab]

its kk know were egg

[autumn scarab]

mattyyyyy

[polar copper]

Oh defianitely.

[cyan acorn]

Unless ur working 8 hours on a hard shift or extra hour if they ask u

Cause ur body get sore and beate after work

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/excuses-files-cabinet-gif-12019483

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cute-cat-kitten-looking-gif-17269534

[cyan acorn]

Um have u tried it then?

[tacit raptor]

[cyan acorn]

Plus honestly I have but not anymore

[tacit raptor]

oh it seems a different Genre of people are online now

[cyan acorn]

Ever since regrettable mistake

I push myself to hard

[junior hawk]

Tried what?

[cyan acorn]

Work and exercise after work

[junior hawk]

I do it every day

Sometimes I even exercise at work

[cyan acorn]

But then In December 6th 2022 day almost took my life by a inch

Woke up in hospital in a Coma

[junior hawk]

Oh god I remember this guy

[cyan acorn]

My right foot got broken in half and had to drill a nail and stitched it up

I was not happy about it

[autumn scarab]

hewoo

[polar copper]

Hoo? 🦉

[snow sky]

1

[junior hawk]

The coma dude

[autumn scarab]

xd

[mellow junco]

god i had a convo with some1 recently who thinks putting mod folders into her C: drive is somehow gonna brick her pc

https://tenor.com/view/smh-cigarette-gif-24294903

or even just, making a new folder

[polar copper]

Depends, her C Drive might just be 1 MB. I won't be surprised. Srsly tho, she needs to partition that shit.

[mellow junco]

nah she thinks just like, the act of making folders or w/e is gonna break shit

like yeah if it's already full up, sure, but that wasn't the reason

[hollow tree]

Your favourite

[mellow junco]

or like, not her reasoning

[junior hawk]

Nooooo I can’t deal with the weird shit

[hollow tree]

Neither can I this early

[polar copper]

Huh. Not the most tech-savvy of people then. Try scaring her with stories of our future Masters, the Ai Overlord. Of stories of chips in our food, of bird drones, and that we're inside a simulation.

[junior hawk]

Is it even early for you

[hollow tree]

It’s 10am

[polar copper]

G'Morning!

[junior hawk]

That’s pretty early

[mellow junco]

Ended up in mutual blocking but it was some ignorant bs

[hollow tree]

Too early to be up and about working if I was in bed I’d be scolding myself for chilling

[junior hawk]

It’s 4am for me but I’ve been up and at it since like 9pm

[junior hawk]

This is a very summed up version of adulthood for sure

[hollow tree]

No in between

[mellow junco]

i quit IT for a reason though some people are like
I'm not super duper techy, there's aspects of it i am not knowledgeable in
but i at least know the basics which like, anyone could really learn in 5 minutes and retain?

[junior hawk]

You either work and hate it or you be lazy and hate yourself for it

Gets worse with kids

[hollow tree]

I can’t do that now I must work 18 hours. Work then go home and draw my butt off

[junior hawk]

18 hour shifts?

Ouch. Most I’m allowed is 16

[hollow tree]

Yeah 8 hours at day job then ten doing art and getting commissions

😠 gotta be tough

💪

[junior hawk]

Ahh I see. That’s not as bad I guess. At least you enjoy drawing.

[hollow tree]

Sometimes, depends what someone commissions me honestly

[polar copper]

5 MINUTES! That's way too much time to be spending learning some nonsense bs like compooters. That time is better spent learning the hip and trendy TikTok dance. These machines... Its the devils work I tell you, the devils work!

[junior hawk]

I need to find a paying hobby. Would be cool to make money doing shit I enjoy.

[hollow tree]

Craft stuff people really like or do some art or logo design or something

[junior hawk]

I can’t art lol

[polar copper]

Well, what do you enjoy making?

[hollow tree]

I don’t believe ya

[junior hawk]

Food I guess

[hollow tree]

Hey! Make a TikTok about making stuff people love that!

[junior hawk]

I don’t TikTok it ends up taking over all my free time and killing my phone battery

[hollow tree]

YouTube?

Twitch?

[mellow junco]

or like, why to not hit the reset button on your router

https://tenor.com/view/ups-oops-gif-25712345

[junior hawk]

Egg I am an extremely awkward person. I don’t wanna do any of that haha

[polar copper]

There you go. Take a video of what you're cookin' up for the family.

If you're worried about spending time in the site, just post your vid and leave as soon as its done.

[junior hawk]

Maybe I’ll start a catering service

Nah. I literally just ordered a keyboard so I can learn piano I don’t have time for that

[polar copper]

Oooh, that sounds dope. You can also commission Eggo or someone she knows to make you a chibi-banner.

[hollow tree]

What if you do the cooking and I’ll do the talking voice over

[polar copper]

Kek. Imagine. Big burly, hairy hands cooking something up with their face hidden, and then you get hit by a hot girl voice.

[hollow tree]

I don’t have hot girl voice to be fair

[whole snow]

Do you have a hot chocolate voice?

[hollow tree]

I have a Scottish voice

Like Merida

[whole snow]

Oh so you're a disney princess, that's also very cool!

[rapid marsh]

I had my 1TB formatted for media to play on the Xbox. Sadness. Learnt the hard way that when you do a cache clear, don’t have the hard drive plugged in 😆💀

[autumn scarab]

had somone who thinks unstalling games will corrupt windows

[mellow junco]

lol
lmao even

[autumn scarab]

idk i also helped somone clean out his space etc by getting rid of not needed files and i told him dont touch anything that has stuff related to windows and he then deletes his prgram x86 and bricks his pc

im like omfg but its not hard to get it back

[whole snow]

I met someone who believed if you have more than 1 email you'll go to jail

[junior hawk]

That would probably sell very well 😂

[junior hawk]

I’m not burly or hairy

[hollow tree]

See?! You could do video game cooking like uh dark souls meals and stuff

[junior hawk]

I could get the WoW cookbook and make it happen

[autumn scarab]

i have a official destiny cook book and i loved making gjhaladoodles

[winged palm]

[tough comet]

not gonna lie , but these tums taste like skittles

[junior hawk]

How does destiny have a cookbook when destiny doesn’t even have food?

[autumn scarab]

they do?

its in the game and lore

the ramen shops?

etc

[junior hawk]

I’ve literally never seen food in destiny

[autumn scarab]

then idk were u lookin at

[junior hawk]

Oooooh. But there’s no actual food!

[autumn scarab]

its in the tower mianly

yeah that but they made a cookbook for the food ingame

[junior hawk]

I’ve still got expired ramen coupons from Cade

[autumn scarab]

xd

i amde caydes spicy ramen was yummy

and lord shaxx's signature pizza

[autumn scarab]

do u wanna watch me play starwars?

[junior hawk]

I’m at work, you can dm your twitch info and if I find time I might. It’s a boring night.

[autumn scarab]

i dont do twitch

but dw nvm

[junior hawk]

Discord?

[autumn scarab]

yeah i was gonna stream here on discord

[junior hawk]

Yeah if I see you streaming I might pop in.

[autumn scarab]

ok but not rn since your streaming

[hollow tree]

Uuugh I have Zumba with the oldies

[junior hawk]

🤣

https://tenor.com/view/richard-simmons-workout-cardio-aerobics-fitness-gif-21165833

That you in the front?

[whole snow]

Wasn't he on whose line is it anyway?

[junior hawk]

I have no idea, I’ve never even seen that show

[whole snow]

I thought it was pretty funny, most of it anyway

[cyan acorn]

It's official Eggirl is getting Old

[hollow tree]

Just an activity for the morning

I’d rather be coming up with creative ideas for writing and art buuuuut eh

[whole snow]

Eggirl is gonna outlive us all anyway

[junior hawk]

Challenge accepted

[cyan acorn]

Don't worry while u do the Zumba I be at work

[hollow tree]

I’m at work

[cyan acorn]

Same

Waiting for Friday for Kung Fu Panda 4

To watch in theaters

[nocturne hinge]

Halfway through da work week

Yippee

[junior hawk]

Lmao work week

Fuckin part timer 😭

[nocturne hinge]

My halfway is 2 12 hour shifts tbf

My feet are SO mad

[junior hawk]

My last day off was February 10th and my next day off is March 21st

I gotta quit doing this to myself

[nocturne hinge]

Yeah no, that isn't legal.

What do you work in??

[junior hawk]

It’s all voluntary it isn’t forced

[nocturne hinge]

Still illegal to my knowledge lol

[junior hawk]

I sign up for this and then complain the whole fuckin time

[nocturne hinge]

Yeah but what work is it

[junior hawk]

Oh no. Not in my state.

I’m a machine operator

Manufacturing

[nocturne hinge]

Oh, factory stuff then?

[junior hawk]

Yeah

[nocturne hinge]

Getting fat overtime I hope?

[hollow tree]

I want sleep

[junior hawk]

FAAAAAT

[nocturne hinge]

That's the SHIT king

[junior hawk]

it’s almost like stealing when I compare my pay to the work I do 😂

[junior hawk]

That Zumba didn’t wake you up?

[nocturne hinge]

I'm on my feet for 11-12 ish hours at work lol, do you sit down?

[junior hawk]

For every hour I work I sit in a breakroom for 7

Stupid easy

[nocturne hinge]

Holy shit I understand why you'd work those hours then lol

Lucky bastard

[junior hawk]

Yeah I wouldn’t do it if I still hung drywall. I’d be fuckin dead already

[autumn scarab]

ooof

[nocturne hinge]

For sure. 45ish hours a week doing kitchen work is doing me in. I just want an easy sit on my ass job tbh

[rapid marsh]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMdPYya3IoA

[junior hawk]

Cooking?

[nocturne hinge]

Yepadoodledo

[junior hawk]

Nice. Actual chef or line cook?

[nocturne hinge]

Kitchenhand shit, only just signed on tbf

But if nothing else, I know I'm a damn good kitchen hand

[junior hawk]

Is it gonna turn into being a chef?

[nocturne hinge]

Who knows

I just wanna experience new things and have fun

[junior hawk]

I’ve been considering culinary school after work

[nocturne hinge]

I didn't enjoy culinary school personally

[junior hawk]

Nice man that’s a good way to live life

[nocturne hinge]

Had to quit because covid, but the culture where I went was... Unpleasant.

Not in the way you'd expect. Teachers were lovely. Just couldn't click with any of my classmates.

[hollow tree]

No I’m on new medicine and it’s making me exhausted

[nocturne hinge]

That's the wooorst

I had to quit my antidepressants because they made me vomit near daily

Which sorta defeats the point.

[zealous shoal]

i had some vodka shots in the morning and people think that's wrong but then i explain i work overnight shifts so i sleep during the day and..... they don't understand what that means so they still say it's wrong 🤷

[nocturne hinge]

I mean if you're night shift, 8am is 8pm.

[zealous shoal]

so so many people morning = early sun = drinking is wrong

[nocturne hinge]

I finish my work at 10/11pm. But like. It isn't hard to just change perspective lol

People are weird

[junior hawk]

That’s you ain’t going to make friends homie

[nocturne hinge]

I don't struggle to make friends anywhere else

[junior hawk]

I know the feeling. It’s like they expect us to roll outta bed at 9pm and go straight to the bottle.

[zealous shoal]

what is friends?😵

[nocturne hinge]

People you plan murders with.

[junior hawk]

Those people that make your life better and worse at the same time

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/wack-thatswack-hannibal-burress-ericandreshow-gif-20565184

[zealous shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-bird-gif-23083367

[junior hawk]

I refuse to take medicine that makes me sleepy

[zealous shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/that-kinda-sounds-like-a-job-beavis-mike-judge-mike-judge's-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e11-gif-2045029197597761558

[nocturne hinge]

Why not take the sleepy pills before bed

[zealous shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/benadryl-based-benadryl-benadryl-boys-gif-24537914

[amber pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/trembling-beavis-mike-judge-mike-judges-beavis-and-butt-head-s2-e12-gif-17864910306251402733

[zealous shoal]

i got aprox 575 pills left and they expire Feb 2025

[nocturne hinge]

Me when I'm taking benadryl with the boys

[junior hawk]

My doc gave me stuff to take for panic attacks that’s comparable to Benadryl. I’ve only taken it once and gyatt damn was it hard to get outta bed when I woke up.

[zealous shoal]

my good deed for the month will be letting you know that a Benadryl high is very uncomfortable; gave me painful nerve spasms lingered for 2 days. not fun

[nocturne hinge]

Maybe for you but I'm built different

[hollow tree]

It’s scrambling me man

[tough comet]

built differently

[nocturne hinge]

Built worse

When the good lord was wiring my brain together he turned the lights off and went by vibe

[zealous shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/built-different-egg-girl-yolk-gif-23910082

[nocturne hinge]

She is So small

Someone feed her rice and beans, STAT

[tough comet]

[hollow tree]

I can’t stop yawning and I’m forgetting stuff that happened like five minutes ago

[polar copper]

Hi, not burly or hairy, I'm kuPal

[zealous shoal]

don't you remember you said you were going to buy beers for everyone here

that was like 9 minutes ago

ya, ya you forgot

[hollow tree]

If by beer you mean a round of tap water for everyone then yes

[night plume]

Careful, tap water still costs in some places

[hollow tree]

Wat

[night plume]

McDonald's used to charge for tap water. They claimed it was for the cup

[nocturne hinge]

Got home, gave myself a foot massage, and life is now good

[atomic coyote]

pal world

[bleak trellis]

I don't know the details, but a dude "thatGuyMad" was trying to get unbanned here after he recovered his hacked account. I don't know who is a mod here.

[junior hawk]

You got this egg 🥚 💪

[hollow tree]

So do you

[junior hawk]

The sun just came up I’m not even a little tired anymore

[hollow tree]

No you gotta sleep

[junior hawk]

I’ve got 4 more hours of work, a 40 minute drive home and then stuff to do. Sleep can wait.

[hollow tree]

😮 oh jeez

[olive ferry]

yo

[polar copper]

Hi not even a little tired anymore, I'm kuPal.

Eyo Tatya0, I see you

[junior hawk]

Bro ping me with something interesting, don’t waste my time like this.

[polar copper]

Aight, I'mma removing ping for future I'm

[frozen bluff]

Morning, y'all

[novel coral]

Hao

[frozen bluff]

Hope y'all are doing alright today

[icy yoke]

Morninnnn

[frozen bluff]

Good morning, boots!

[polar copper]

Doing okay okay so

Morn

[icy yoke]

o queso

[quartz magnet]

mornin frens

[frozen bluff]

Good morning, Caos

[quartz magnet]

how are ya all today?

[frozen bluff]

So far doing pretty good. Getting ready for first break at wErk. How are you?

[icy yoke]

i just woke up so idk how im doin yet

but palworld time

[quartz magnet]

i just unsleeped too im ok so far.
going to start drawing soon

[frozen bluff]

Whatcha drawin?

[frozen bluff]

How I'm doing shall be determined by how the work day goes

I got stuck with a needle first thing this morning

[quartz magnet]

||probably more katress||

[frozen bluff]

Yippee!

[icy yoke]

katressss

my friend made this

https://x.com/Justzacharylee/status/1765001209381785617?s=20

Justzach (commissions Open) (@Justzacharylee) on X

The thoughts won...
Rival of Aether style Katress (from Palsworld)
#pixelart #rivalsofaether

Twitter · Mar 5, 2024, 1:07 PM

[quartz magnet]

oooh thats pretty good!

[frozen bluff]

Let em know they did a good job

What's for breakfast?

[quartz magnet]

Pão de Queijo

[night plume]

Cream of mushroom chicken over rice

[icy pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/palworld-dinosaur-palworld-dinosaur-palworld-blue-dinosaur-missile-rhaa-gif-25937696

[frozen bluff]

I ain't gonna lie I had to look that up

[icy yoke]

i dont kno what im gonna eat

[quartz magnet]

heheehhe

[night plume]

What ingredients are there to work with

[quartz magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178712222910918726/1214575505911844904/1522050_1_1694193747.png

the translation is like "cheese bread"

[night plume]

That looks tummy o.o

[icy yoke]

damn that looks good

[night plume]

I haven't made garlic cheddar biscuits in a long time🤔

[frozen bluff]

They look like those biscuits from red lobster

They look good

[quartz magnet]

lobster biscuit? o.O

[icy yoke]

theres a restaraunt called red lobster and they have these super tasty biscuits

made with lots of cheese and garlic

[frozen bluff]

You can actually get the box mix for red lobster biscuits from the store

I haven't done this because I want to make my own. Not for breakfast tho

[night plume]

Garlic cheddar biscuits aren't hard to make imo

[frozen bluff]

Yee they're pretty easy

A lot of different breads are. I made a pretty good rosemary/thyme loaf of bread with parmigiano to eat with olive oil

[hollow tree]

Garlic bread with cheese yes

[night plume]

That loaf sounds amazing o.o

[frozen bluff]

Speaking of rosemary and thyme, I gotta go to the store for both because I don't have any

[native estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-cutie-bread-pusheen-bouncing-gif-16684694

[polar copper]

Hi doing yet, I'm kuPal.

[frozen bluff]

My breakfast consisted of a sausage egg and cheese sandwich with an 🍊

[polar copper]

Query: What about the lobsters? Are they tasty?

[frozen bluff]

And 🍊 🧃

[icy yoke]

dang now i want cheddar bisicuits

right now my breakfast consists of mining ore

[scenic estuary]

egg fire rice

😩👌

[frozen bluff]

🥚 🔥 🍚

That sounds pretty good as well

I made chili though, that's gonna be my dinner tonight

[hollow tree]

EGG

[night plume]

Just the biscuits

[scenic estuary]

huhh??? where yur msg ??? haiyaaaaaa

[frozen bluff]

Been tryin to eat healthy so very little MSG for meeeee

[scenic estuary]

Haiyaaaaaa

[cyan acorn]

Happy Birthday @severe steeple 🍑

[quartz magnet]

i can hear this message
danm Uncle

[scenic estuary]

[night plume]

I was wondering if it was Uncle Roger dissapointed Haiyaaa, or if it was a karate haiyaaa xD

[frozen bluff]

Uncle Roger haiyaaaa

[icy pecan]

[frozen bluff]

Aye it do be raining at work today though

[lapis bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-is-this-krusty-krab-no-its-patrick-phonecall-ringing-gif-15847513

[cosmic lava]

No way its spongebob

[frozen bluff]

🧽

This is 100% sleepy weather. I'd curl up somewhere and nap if I had the day off

[icy pecan]

Nah get rain boots and play in the puddle

[frozen bluff]

Can't do that where I work unfortunately

[scenic estuary]

booots only for the weekkk
bare foot ftw!!

[gleaming salmon]

im going to the big tree in Palworld

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-croc-bro-gif-11151820163176052281

[icy yoke]

beeg tree

[frozen bluff]

!!HUGE TREE!!

[gleaming salmon]

rel

i can walk underwater for some reason lol

[frozen bluff]

And nah, contaminants from the plant might be present and my toes gotta be protected

[bitter ermine]

Are there any good rp servers yet for the game

[quartz magnet]

i have no idea. but if theres any. it will probably be in #1196354687109181550

[icy pecan]

I have to for my work lmao

[frozen bluff]

Jump in the puddles?

[scenic estuary]

bau

[icy pecan]

Sometimes if a water pipe Bursts

[bitter ermine]

Thanks 😊

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-rice-gif-13913999

[scenic estuary]

nod nod**

[frozen bluff]

Ahh yeah, I know all about that. We struggled a lot with that when we had a cold spell 💀

[night plume]

is heating up rice at this moment

[bitter ermine]

Legit eat chicken and rice for my main meal during the week because it fills me up so easily

[frozen bluff]

They have heat tracing on the piping that was supposed to keep them warm, it wasn't working

[stark forge]

Blood rice rate 101%

[icy pecan]

Ours just burst from old age and being underground, which you would think would be warmer

[frozen bluff]

Typically, yeah. Most of our piping is suspended in the air with insulation around it.

[sleek flume]

Good people in here today. Rice is the way.

[frozen bluff]

🍚

[icy yoke]

love me some rice

[scenic estuary]

🍚👍🏻

[icy pecan]

I work at a golf course so the pipes have to go under ground

[frozen bluff]

Are you part of the maintenance crew there?

[icy pecan]

Yes I am

[frozen bluff]

Awesome. I'm part of the maintenance crew at the lead refinery I work at

Millwright by trade

[icy pecan]

Cool

[gleaming salmon]

nvm, cant go to big tree. Theres no more terrain under water 😔

[quartz magnet]

i know 😔 didnt wanted to spoil to ya

[gleaming salmon]

i wonder what if i jump into the void

[frozen bluff]

Last week we actually had to switch out two of the large elbows in a piping system that sends water to BAC towers to cool it off, that were sealed with victaulic couplings. Switched off the valves but there was still minor flow

[scenic estuary]

yu ll be ded

[gleaming salmon]

ah shiet

[frozen bluff]

Got soaked head to foot in water changing it out

[gleaming salmon]

guess i have to jump into the void since idk how to go to the surface anymore 😩

[icy pecan]

At least you wasn’t using a backhoe and accidentally ripped out the waterline… now that wasn’t me, but I had to help fix the problem

[frozen bluff]

Ahhh bruh that sucks 😂

[icy pecan]

It went from a small leak to a geyser

[frozen bluff]

Yeah we had contractors all over the place last week. No backhoes though. It would be dangerous to have those in the plant or around it

[gleaming salmon]

ok im back to my palbox now lol

[frozen bluff]

But damn they were dumb. I got on one guy twice for not wearing PPE

[junior hawk]

Man fuck PPE

[peak folio]

PPE is good 4 u

[frozen bluff]

It's required where I work for a reason.

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-nye-science-guy-safety-glasses-off-gif-15789510

[frozen bluff]

Lotta hazmat and hazardous situations

[icy yoke]

mmm mmm good

[junior hawk]

Oh you gotta deal with that big boy PPE

[icy yoke]

im so close to level 49 then ill be able to ride my boy

[frozen bluff]

They will straight up fire people for not wearing it, yeah

I gotta wear a respirator most places

[junior hawk]

We just have the standard, metguards, safety glasses hard hats and gloves

[frozen bluff]

Yeah there are a lot of caustics and acids that I can come into contact with at work, plus lead dust and heat, lots of heat

If I were doing home projects though? Yeah I ain't bothering with all that lmao

[night plume]

A company can be held liable if an employee doesn't wear the proper PPE. If they find an employee consistently doesn't wear it, it is safer to remove the liability

[frozen bluff]

Speaking of work, gotta get back to it. I'll catch y'all later!

[frozen bluff]

Yeah this is true. That's why punishment for it is rather severe where I work

[night plume]

Pretty severe where I work as well. I am usually guilty of not wearing the safety glasses due to them fogging up. I make sure to ask if I am in an area that needs them and will put them on then, but otherwise, I choose being able to see where I am stepping/going

[sleek flume]

I bet @hollow tree is finishing up her work day soon

[hollow tree]

Two hours

[sleek flume]

There she is

[junior hawk]

They don’t really bother enforcing Ppe where I’m at. If they do it’s because management wants to fire you and they need a reason. But even then it’s gotta be multiple cases

[sleek flume]

It's like 4pm in kiltland isn't it.

[hollow tree]

3pm

4pm I go do paperwork for an hour before heading home@

[sleek flume]

Not a bad guess for memory

[junior hawk]

Man fuck paperwork

[sleek flume]

I slept a whopping 3 hours since we last spoke lmao

[hollow tree]

Why don’t you sleep you’re gonna get dementia

[sleek flume]

I am fuckin deadpan tired at work

I have mild insomnia

[quartz magnet]

not sleeping gives ya dementia? D:

[sleek flume]

(an entire generation is fucked)

[junior hawk]

Not sleeping can all kinds of issues. I wouldn’t be surprised if dementia was one of them

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-weird-stare-big-eyes-gif-26186132

[sleek flume]

The rumor of your brain eating itself is not entirely wrong but also wildly over-exaggerated

[woeful crystal]

I never heard of that wtf ☠️

[sleek flume]

The average person will lose 10% of their neurons from bad sleeping habits, but that's over an entire lifetime

[sleek flume]

Yeah, it's pretty common to hear to get people to sleep more

But it's over-exaggerated

[night plume]

Ooh, coffee has finished brewing!

[woeful crystal]

Getting my ass to sleep rn

[sleek flume]

Lol

As long as you have a semi stable sleep schedule you are fine

[quartz magnet]

im fuacked then

[junior hawk]

Sleeping is easy. Just lay down and close your eyes.

[hollow tree]

Yeah they’ve linked dementia to gum disease and not sleeping

[scenic estuary]

🤯

[junior hawk]

That’s bullshit! vigorously brushes teeth

[scenic estuary]

head banging until yu knock yurself out,
seeping = ez

[sleek flume]

As fucked as my sleep has been over the years, I'll be lucky to remember my name in 4 years 😂

But I've already made plans should I start to lose my mind..

🌲 🚙.

Escape to wild and live my life peacefully off the land

Lose my mind in the middle of nowhere

[night plume]

And probably have better memory there bc if less interference and stress :p

[hollow tree]

Wait can I come too

[ionic bay]

RIP FB

[quartz magnet]

Facebook shutted down?

[ionic bay]

System prob i think

[night plume]

Don't get our hopes up now

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/shishiro-botan-gif-21821393

[sleek flume]

Of course. We can start a Tiny House community

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-house-tiny-home-sustainable-minimalist-thow-gif-15700876

[mint spruce]

is facebook broken for anyone else?

[sleek flume]

Yes, probably a data breach

[hollow tree]

Yes and we can all be like little fey tribe people

[sleek flume]

Yes

I've high key wanted to start a medieval society on an island somewhere.

Like legitimately looked into buying like 500 acres

[night plume]

They had a show playing at the auto place yesterday, think it was called, "living off the grid." The guys have to build homes off the grid within budget

[analog eagle]

imagine building a castle on that land

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-no-gif-21780817

But like, average (medieval) houses too

[lapis bramble]

tf happened to facebook

[night plume]

Would you rent out the castle rooms to tourists for income?

[sleek flume]

Probably a data breach

[analog eagle]

i assumed it signed everyone else out

[night plume]

A bunch of us banned together to destroy all the social medias

[analog eagle]

insta also isnt loading

[analog eagle]

make people use lanterns thatd be sick asf

[sleek flume]

No, as we our a society, not a tourist attraction

[hollow tree]

I know herbs, I know animal stuff. Just saying I will be the resident witch

[lapis bramble]

Yes and password not working anymore, says incorrect

[sleek flume]

So, tldr, yes.

[analog eagle]

i forgot mine so i thought it was a me issue

[left marten]

I love that the first thing I see when joining here is nonsense about Meta and people discussing a medieval community

[deft ibex]

Yes, and Instagram too. I thought I was the only one.

[analog eagle]

there should be a sword training class too and archery

[lapis bramble]

DISCORD ON TOP

[night plume]

I am not good at it in the slightest, but I know how to be a blacksmith!

[lapis bramble]

ong

[left marten]

Oh boy I hope my Messenger doesn't crap out on me, I've been on hiatus from Meta since August aside from specifically messenger

[analog eagle]

my friends dad makes blades i really wanna learn it ngl

[night plume]

You should if he will teach. If you can make a decent setup, it is very fun

[analog eagle]

a serpent dagger would be cool asf

[left marten]

I've always wanted to learn blacksmithing and carpentry

[night plume]

We turned an old grill into the furnace. It worked pretty well for a time. We just kept buying the wrong metal to work xD

[analog eagle]

carpentry is fun, i did trade school for it

blscksmitting seems very hard yet fun

[night plume]

But, when you start hammering and seeing that form take shape, it is very cool and rewarding.

[sleek flume]

So, my plan is a medieval community. Self sufficient, no modern amenities except for Town Hall. Town Hall would have electricity, computers, telephones, modern medicines, etc. The school would use modern curriculum and computers.

However, outside of those two places, we gonna party like it's 1599. Houses hand made using medieval technologies and materials. Medieval clothing, etc.

[analog eagle]

we use water wheels to generate electricity

EASY

full on self sufficiency

[sleek flume]

The goal is a community of people who want to live a medieval lifestyle

So, no electricity either

Except town hall, for safety reasons and such.

[analog eagle]

that island will become cooked once theres a break out tho

[sleek flume]

There would be some things that would be acceptable, like the News Press would be delivered

The goal isn't to shut out the outside world, just live medievally

[humble parrot]

Amish RP

[left marten]

Sourcing the livestock and finding people versed in animal husbandry may be one of the more challenging parts of building this community, from what I'm seeing. Most of the basics of medieval living would be pretty easy to pick up on and teach your peers, but animal husbandry is important to keep meat and dairy on the table. Chickens are pretty easy to raise, but cattle and sheep take extra work to maintain their quality of life and whatnot

[sleek flume]

No, not Amish in the slightest.

[sleek flume]

Indeed

There would also be vehicles people can take into town. Again, it's not about shutting the outside world down, it's about living medievally for fun

People are free to come and go as they want

Hell, you can go to Walmart and buy flour if you don't want to grind it.

[honest dune]

social media goes down we return to the stone ages, and that means swords!!

[sleek flume]

Just have to hide it from the rest of the community, for immersion, ya know?

[sleek flume]

Tbf, the topics were unrelated

[left marten]

But somehow, they interconnect perfectly

Like puzzle pieces from different puzzles that fit anyway

[analog eagle]

swords for every household is a W

[lapis bramble]

I hope it stays this way lmfaoo

for a bit like 5 months

[left marten]

Man I wish my sister hadn't given my nut job cousin the sick functional claymore with our family crest on it, he doesn't deserve that awesome sword

One of the main reasons I want to learn black smithing is so I can forge myself a sick sword

[junior hawk]

So a renneisance fair

Idk how to spell the word

Can’t even get close enough for autocorrect

[left marten]

Yes but year round and it doesn't shut down for winter

[junior hawk]

I’m gonna be real. That sounds like it would suck

No hot showers, video games, delivery dinners. Bro imagine a life without slushies.

[indigo shuttle]

Where did the idea and suggestion channel go?

[obsidian coyote]

it's ideas and wishes now

[lilac inlet]

Where did all channels go? lol

[humble parrot]

Nowhere

[near lichen]

I don’t see them either

[left marten]

It sounds like this is not the community for you then, fam. I already want to live off grid so it sounds like a fun community to me lol

[lapis bramble]

wym, nothing happened.

[warm plover]

All Meta services are down? People can finally look away from their phones for once lol

[quartz magnet]

i ate the channels. my bad

[night plume]

stares at my phone

[opal cliff]

Such a tragedy...

I want more cereal, but there's a cat sleeping on my chest....

[humble parrot]

Explain to your cat you're going to get food

[lilac inlet]

Annnd they are back!

[opal cliff]

He got up, and laid down on my feet.

[peak folio]

yeet the cat

[hollow tree]

You shower in a waterfall and become one with nature

[humble parrot]

Mine is also using my foot as a pillow

Just go get the food, since he got off It's a sign of "ok go"

[opal cliff]

I prefer animals over humans, generally for reasons being the logic you state here.... 😒

[night plume]

Gently move feet, tell cat you'll be right back. Get food, bring snack for cat

[peak folio]

Humans aren’t above being yeeted either.

https://tenor.com/view/yeetthechild-but-its-detective-conan-gif-20699581

[mint spruce]

we mainly do the yeeting

[peak folio]

Some raptors do too

[sleek flume]

To you lol

[peak folio]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-strong-flip-gif-12495736

[sleek flume]

The whole point is for those that want that life.

Plenty of people already live off grid and enjoy their lives.

My community would just go the extra step and make it medieval

[mint spruce]

being a pal tamer would be the ultimate off grid life

@sleek flume

[sleek flume]

Sure but we're discussing reality here :P

[mint spruce]

SIENCE will help us and engineer the perfect Lovander

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-gif-18219884

[peak folio]

Ultimate off grid life = get isekai’d to a world where you just make your own grid.

[icy yoke]

I just spent my whole therapy session talking about how much I love palworld

For the third time

[sleek flume]

I'd say seek help, but you did.

[icy yoke]

My therapist said he’s gonna get the game now

[sleek flume]

Lmfao

[strong spire]

@sleek flume and there will be Swords, Shield, Magic, Dragons?

[sleek flume]

Swords and shields, maybe. Magic and dragons, no.

[peak folio]

Professional research

[junior hawk]

You guys are all gonna die to the black plague

[icy yoke]

I clearly have a problem but it doesn’t feel like a problem

[junior hawk]

Slushie less and afraid

[mint spruce]

why not magic and dragons? sword and shields would just be an inferiour version of this world

[sleek flume]

Because they aren't fucking real

[strong spire]

I was kiding

[opal cliff]

Morning Hook

[mint spruce]

mf doesn't even know what a hypothetical is

[sleek flume]

Morning Azzy!

[icy yoke]

They were kiding

[junior hawk]

You know what is real? BO and starvation.

[icy yoke]

Good morning every1

[sleek flume]

I have not been speaking hypothetically at all

[strong spire]

Good evening here

[mint spruce]

it isn't real by the laws of our world, we are talking about a different world as in a different universe with potentially different laws

[sleek flume]

and I'm talking about the real world

[junior hawk]

No I’m pretty sure he’s talking about living off the grid irl

[mint spruce]

and we were talking about isekai you very itelligent person

how is isekai a reality?

[sleek flume]

I never once said a damn thing about Isekai

[icy yoke]

Where did you come from, where did you go?

Been isekaid to a harem show

[peak folio]

Of male lovanders

[sleek flume]

Don't jump into my conversation if you're not talking about my conversation? That's like I respond to you about French fries when you're talk about television shows

Anyways

[junior hawk]

ANYWAYS

[sleek flume]

Morning @opal cliff .how goes the baby?

[icy yoke]

French fries you say

[junior hawk]

back to the reality

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/back-to-reality-eminem-oh-there-goes-gravity-rapping-gif-14126619

[left marten]

This channel lives up to it's name

[strong spire]

And in this medieval life, them can make the Dragonslayer Sword?

[sleek flume]

Blocked

[junior hawk]

Why are people getting blocked?

What did I miss?

[sleek flume]

Stay out of my conversation if you're just gonna be stupid about it

every single time I talk about the medievally community I want to build people start talking about stupid shit like dragons and magic and orcs and goblins and shit

It's beyond annoying

I'm not talking about stupid animes and video games

[junior hawk]

I mean it is very open to the extras that’s for sure

[strong spire]

I'm kiding, sorry.

[sleek flume]

It's not though

[opal cliff]

Still enjoying the carefree life he has on the inside.

[junior hawk]

The gaming community has certain expectations when it comes to medieval living

[sleek flume]

I explain in detail how we'd deal with real life circumstances and such and people say 'just use magic!'

[icy yoke]

Medieval folktales are not reality

There were, believe it or not, no dragons and goblins irl

[sleek flume]

Exactly

[tacit raptor]

oh yeah? explain the dragon in my back yard

[icy yoke]

Sorry that was me

[sleek flume]

That's just a giant iguana

[junior hawk]

Acid

[tacit raptor]

yknow what

i do live in florida so

[sleek flume]

Hey me too

[tacit raptor]

not actually far fetched

[tacit raptor]

sorry for your loss

[finite sleet]

Explain the goblin next door that my neighbors call their "child"

[sleek flume]

I literally regularly have iguanas in my backyard lol

[sleek flume]

Dude whoa, that's racist

[junior hawk]

Bruh my chest lmao

[sleek flume]

Lmfao

[tacit raptor]

i don’t since they’re more of a miami thing i think

[finite sleet]

Heck no man he eats dirt -_-

[tacit raptor]

we got hella anoles tho

[sleek flume]

Yes, south Florida in general

[junior hawk]

All good kids eat dirt

[finite sleet]

I see them on the east coast of Florida when I go there

[tacit raptor]

do you not eat dirt? coward

[icy yoke]

Explain goblin deez nuts

[sleek flume]

I see then on the west coast where I live, about an hour and a half from Miami

[tacit raptor]

i’m in orlando 😢

no cool animals

[icy yoke]

What about tourists!

Those are cool animals

[sleek flume]

Sorry for your loss.

[tacit raptor]

i said no COOL animals

[opal cliff]

Sorry you live in Florida.

[icy yoke]

You can throw breadcrumbs at them and they’ll yell at you

Birds just eat them

[tacit raptor]

birds don’t eat MY tourists

i hate tourists

[icy yoke]

Throw bologna at them instead

The gators will eat them

[tacit raptor]

i am going to seaworld today and there’s gonna be fucking Tourists

[night plume]

For the record, if I lived in a medieval community, I would probably pretend to be the town witch you read about in folklore. The one that lives on the outskirts of town, has an herb garden, and knows herbal rememdies, and for the hell of it, would claim I will turn people into things if they don't beware xD

[icy yoke]

Heck yeah sea world… you’ll see orserk irl

[junior hawk]

Are they really tourists if everyone is American

[icy yoke]

We aren’t American we’re monsters

[junior hawk]

Who Floridians

[icy yoke]

Yeah

[tacit raptor]

they’re tourists because they wear those stupid fucking floral buttonups and their stupid fucking disney ears

[junior hawk]

Oh they’re 100% tourists

[tacit raptor]

every time i see a tourist wearing disney ears to seaworld or universal i lose a year off my lifespan

[icy yoke]

If you wear Disney ears in Florida I’m legally allowed to pants you

I’m banned from Disney world

[tacit raptor]

if you wear disney ears in florida i’m legally allowed to pants Kill you

[icy yoke]

Better

[junior hawk]

If it’s legal why did you get banned?

[tacit raptor]

he probably wore a crop top

[icy yoke]

Because the mouse is above the law

[tacit raptor]

they’ll ban you for that but not killing people

[junior hawk]

Floridas fuckin wild

[tacit raptor]

society

[icy yoke]

Society

[sleek flume]

I don't mind

Lots of hot Latinas

[tacit raptor]

lost soul

[icy yoke]

I don’t even live in Florida I just like making fun of Florida

[tacit raptor]

wow wwowwwwww am i a joke to you

[icy yoke]

I live in New York which is potentially just as bad

[junior hawk]

Now you’re speaking my language

[tacit raptor]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA POINT AND LAUGH

[icy yoke]

Ey gabbaghoul pizza mama Mia

[opal cliff]

But. Florida. 🤦‍♀️

[tacit raptor]

ey i’m wakin hea

[icy yoke]

I’m walkin ere

[sleek flume]

What's wrong with Florida?

[tacit raptor]

LMFAOO

[icy yoke]

Whatsa matta you

[tacit raptor]

what’s not wrong with florida

[honest dune]

Have you ever been to Florida?

[tacit raptor]

he lives there

[opal cliff]

Besides their ass backwards ideals?

[sleek flume]

Only born and raised here

[tacit raptor]

i dated an ny chick and i can guarantee you’re all insane

[sleek flume]

Brb, picking up my lunch order

[icy yoke]

I am insane!

[tacit raptor]

(she killed someone)

[junior hawk]

I had a great time in Florida. Me and these Scottish twins terrorized our hotel, played ding dong ditch, i pissed in an elevator. Florida fuckin rocks.

[tacit raptor]

you pissed in an elevator

[icy yoke]

Florida is a lawless wasteland just like New York City

[tacit raptor]

but with alligators

[junior hawk]

Oh for sure

[honest dune]

Florida is like the worst I once passed someone in traffic and the dude started shooting at me not even joking.

[icy yoke]

No we have those too

In the sewer

[sleek flume]

Like what?

[tacit raptor]

i’m always shocked when people outside of florida don’t know about Gator Land

do you guys know about Gator Land

[icy yoke]

I know gator land

I went there when I went to st. Augustine

[sleek flume]

Actually nvm, no politics in palworld

[opal cliff]

Can't get into it on here.

[sleek flume]

Gator Land is great

[tacit raptor]

florida is definitely one of the most politically incorrect states gg

[honest dune]

only politics allowed here is the fuck Nintendo kind

[sleek flume]

Anyways

[opal cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/fairly-oddparents-gif-22646087

[tacit raptor]

solidarity

[honest dune]

RIP Yuzu

[opal cliff]

That's the one I wanted to put, but I fumbled trying to not drop my phone

[icy yoke]

I sure do love Florida and our marvel ruining mouse overlords

[tacit raptor]

man i can’t wait to go look at a dolphin that’s miserable and probably wishes it was dead

[tacit raptor]

solidarity was pretty fucking funny

[night plume]

Isn't that just Disney World?

[tacit raptor]

No that’s mouse and $10 water land

[opal cliff]

It still falls into the politics

[honest dune]

$10 water? That's cheap for Disneyland

[night plume]

Could have sworn they had an area where they fed children to gators 🤔

[tacit raptor]

you’re thinking of seaworld

[icy yoke]

They only did that once and I MISSED IT

so mad

[tacit raptor]

seaworld does it every wednesday

[night plume]

I get the feeling you know what I'm talking about lol

[icy yoke]

If there’s one thing I hate more than corporations and politics it’s children

[tacit raptor]

it’s expensive tho you have to pay for a chance for your child to be fed to an alligator

[icy yoke]

Gotta buy a Disney ticket

The best thing about Disney is not going to Disney and going to universal instead

[tacit raptor]

i actually hate disney

YEAAH YEAAAAAHHHHHH

universal is obligated to get rid of simpsons land now and people think they’ll be adding pokémon attraction(s)

[icy yoke]

They don’t actually have to get rid of simpsons land

There’s just no reason for them to keep it around

[tacit raptor]

i heard their contract was up?

[icy yoke]

There’s only one ride there and it’s all very outdated, the simpsons isn’t as lucrative a property as it once was

[tacit raptor]

it was very fun growing up tho. i really loved those huge disgusting donuts

[icy yoke]

The contract was up but they could renew it if they wanted to, they just aren’t going to renew it

[tacit raptor]

yeah i know that’s what i meant

good riddance simpsons please give us pokémon

[icy yoke]

Just like the marvel land, they had the rights to the simpsons first, so they had dibs

I would go apeshit for a Pokémon land

[tacit raptor]

who actually wants simpsons tho

i also heard something about a pokémon resort here in orlando though i’m not sure how true that is

[icy yoke]

I mean when that land was first built it was awesome for sure

But with the presence of Nintendo in the park, a Pokémon land would just make too much sense

[tacit raptor]

i believe the pokémon resort show was a teaser for the one in orlando!!!!!!!!! (copium

[icy yoke]

And universal will probably just completely overtake Disney

[tacit raptor]

that’s what im saying i was so surprised when it wasn’t included in the upcoming nintendo world or whatever

[icy yoke]

The nerds will overtake the snobby moms

[tacit raptor]

so i’d have to believe it was coming in place of simpsons

[icy yoke]

There was a video I watched where someone said that it actually was in talks to replace the simpsons area with a Pokémon area

With the ability to even catch Pokémon

[tacit raptor]

oh good then not a blind conspiracy

[fair sandal]

There’s a Simpsons park?