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Lil Egg 😂
nice pfp
Thank u
I am lil egg
Don’t face reveal me plz
Too late, it's there for the world to see now
doxx (links the nearest eggfarm)
With those big black eyes n tiny red dimples
You must be yolking
GAH
Actual video clip of her in voice chat
Yeah I just go
“*me, me me, egg, me ke me *”
I imagine Eg is like 5'1 and not a natural redhead but dyed it red so people think she's more fierce than a toddler 😂
EY
She is a good conversationalist ngl. She keeps chat going
IM FIVE FOURISH AND IM A NATURAL REDHEAD THANK U
are people voluntarily redhead
Telling a female they are shorter than they are is the same as calling us old... just no
There was a trend where people were dying their hair and doing henna freckles and I wanted to attack them because I got bullied so badly for being a wee ginge
I would be. Red heads are fierce af
Idk about freckling myself...
i don’t think that’s a highly shared opinion unfortunately
just stand in the sun more
that’s when i get mine
I'm a night worker for a reason.
(inexplicable phenomenon)
Men like redheads because they think we’re exotic when really, we just ruin their lives with witchcraft and pebbles
Worth it tho
I don't like any hair colour over another
based and Blondepilled
If a woman is attractive, she's attractive. Simple as that for me
have to rebleach today 🫥
When me and Astro were talking before we got together he said he had a thing for redheads I think but I don’t remember.
I knew he liked me when we got drunk and played games together at Halloween and I heard him stagger around to get a guitar and he did the
“I love you BiiiiiTcHhhh”
I cant color my hair. It always turns green no matter the color so I gave up..
That’s my cute story for the day
???? what colors are you using 😭
If he’s reading this he’s gonna be cringing
I looked in the mirror this morning, that's my cute story for the day
GOOD! Be a proud egg! Egg has accomplished so much, you are good egg
Nah I'm ugly as fuck
I'm like a 4 if I put in effort. 5 If undress up.
Tried silver, red, burgundy, blue, black, gray(yes I was being dumb), pink, and cyan. Onky color that works as intended is green...
Baby shit green
Natural blonde. It's shows in my chatting trust me
for a lot of vibrance you have to bleach before you put anything new in. i too was a victim of green
hey what are you saying i’m a natural blonde too
Everyone’s pretty
I'm one of the blondes that gave blondes a bad name. I have the special ability to randomly trip over air pockets
lots of blondes in chat today
that’s every human ever
I'm pretty ||ugly||
Ginger.
No you’re not
I don't dye, I grow it out and cut if off every few years to donate it.
No uglies
i trust nobody ever to cut my hair 😢
Ooohhh good idea. I wanna cut most of mine off, donation is a great idea after. It's been dye free for 6 years now anyway so it's clear
Most hairdressers should be able to donate cut hair to make wigs. Plus it's fun to go from my hair halfway down my back to a buzz cut
I'll post a picture of me right here, right now. Just give me a moment to find it
i’m not seeing the issue
BEAUTIFUL
ffs
EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL
gudetama been around for awhile
Real shit, dressing and acting with confidence will earn more points than raw "natural beauty" more often than not.
Selena Gomez?
Oh my bad I couldn't see the booty from that angle
Also, not everyone is beautiful. But someone's physical appearance should have no bearing on their treatment or the respect they're owed.
Nah make me ugly snort laugh and still look at me like I’m the most adorable goblin you ever laid eyes on and that’s all you gotta do
Bwahaha
Beauty is an opinion. You might find hot firefighters attractive, I do not. Perspective and opinion
Wait wait wait
whos that
Or is it the gray thing in the background behind her? Did the last surgery swell again?
i don’t think firefighters is an appearance it’s more of an. outfit and activity LOL
While I agree, I dislike body positivity being reduced to 'everyone is beautiful' rather than the more neutral and achievable 'everyone is deserving of respect regardless of appearance'.
Define hot firefighter?
Saying a firefighter is hot is factually saying they're attractive

Like that guy? ^ or....
Hmm? Lol
They're descriptive words, don't get pedantic. They're communicating something else, so don't be that guy.
I was making an example Hooker shush
I find the derpy to be hotter ngl..
the derpy?
Also I think everyone deserves respect and such but I’ll cheer on anyone who’s being negative about themselves because nobody is ugly on the outside, we all just look different thank goodness.
You’re only ugly if you’re a truly nasty evil person
In my opinion of course it’s just opinion not fact
The guy doing the Carlton Banks dance instead of the hip roll
Idk, everyone is beautiful to someone, but there are definitely some ugly ass people in the world.

Ffs I'm right here have some decency... at least say it behind my back..
Doesn't make them any less of a person, but they can be ugly af
Yeah. I just don't believe that there's anything wrong with being traditionally "ugly". A lot of body positivity went from respect for all, to "everyone is beautiful to someone else". Which is a less compelling message in my book.
Being ugly isn't a moral failing.
I'm pretty to my cat. That's all I care about
It simply is.
Nah I will love the shit outta your pimples and freckles and moles and acne and scars and whatever else you hate about yourself. Watch me 😠
I think... wait..



You're allowed to. I'm just saying that the message of body positivity should aim higher than just individuals liking other people in spite of traditional "flaws".
Being ugly doesn't mean someone has to hate themselves either.






I'm ugly but I freaking love me.
Hooker was talking to Mike for too long earlier..
beauty is in the eye of the beholder, one person can think you're the most repulsive person they ever saw and someone else is going to think otherwise.
judging someone based off their looks is just trivial highschool BS though, judge them based off their actions/personality instead
man if you look like that I'll love you more
Psh 10 years ago maybe. Not now.
Beans and ham hocks finally caught up.
I’m in blankets and watching cold ones
That was actually the wrong one lmao
I judge people off their pfp
But I only do yoga once a.. when I feel like
You were too late. I was already freaked upon
I am aware. But trivial highschool bs of judging based off of looks does not stop suddenly when people age. That is the point of body positivity. Not to turn ugly into pretty. But to turn ugly into something with as much relevance as eye colour.
L O L
I figured it was
I have boring brown but I’m getting a redraw from the bubby
k
My pfp is my kitty boy who went missing a few months ago 😦 I wont change it
Mawe
I'll always be rocking him with headphones cause he liked music
ANYWHO on a positive note, my boss gave me a kitten for Christmas after Prince went missing for over two months, and now I can't keep toilet paper in the house
He shreds every one he sees...
Yo! My youngest does that too he’s such a lil butthole
I'm hoping getting him neutered will fix the attitude issue..
I saw red heads 😆 exotic? No. Fiery? Yes. Will they destroy your life with pebbles and witchcraft- well, that depends on if you have given them reason to 😆
Who said I need a reason?
Like I said before, explanation not required
True, Scottish women don’t need a reason 😆
All it takes is seeing you and she's like
Yep, ima fk with this guys life today. grabs bag of stones
He looked like his ancestors were assholes so.. making up for lost time
prepares the cauldron
Bastard can get some witchcraft with them stones!
Gotta do the ancestors justice yanno
Can you imagine going about your day and suddenly your legs snap out from underneath you, and some red headed woman runs by screaming "THATS FOR 2986 YEARS AGO!!!"
Next time think before you trade your daughters for livestock people. Your bloodline pays the price
Ginger, Irish family. Kinda funny, everyone else got the tanner skin, dark hair, dark eyes. And I popped out ginger and blue eyes with pallid skin.
This is just giving me ideas honestly
I have a Hex Book
God I don't want to get out of bed.
Perfect
She break your legs too?
Nah, the 12 hour shift did tho
Doing it again today.

Those suck but the pay in the end makes it worth it..
Not really either....
I swear my phone is being an ass again today...
Salary
C'est la vie
Salary is a blessing and a curse
🐀
Mostly a curse.
Once you’re on a salary, they dick you with as much overtime as they can shove on your ass.
Sorry been trying to catch the mouse on the screen
It’s why I prefer hourly rates.
I'm at 42 hours, and if nothing else, Australian law makes it so you can't be paid less than minimum hourly if you work overtime.
Minimum hourly? Wtf? We get paid time and a half for overtime here
Minimum wage changes depending on conditions such as day and time in Australia
Uh
So working on a public holiday can net you something insane like 50/h min
Um...
I’m starting to think my work is just weird. We work overtime and we just get time back kinda deal like if I work eight hours overtime I can only take an extra day of
And the low days?
Depends on the job. 23/h I think?
Depends if casual or full-time
Casual is closer to 28 iirc
Walmart does that to its employees here. No overtime allowed
It’s crazy my coworker has a funeral tomorrow and she doesn’t have any holidays left so she’s being made to work Saturday
._. I need to move to Austrailia..
Yeah no if my work did that to me I'd quit.
Please don't. We have a rental crisis and the last thing we want is even more people.
Here, bereavement is a required day off...
Apparently the beareavemtn doesn’t count because it’s “only her auntie”
I have a rental crisis here, like I can really afford to move anywhere at all atm lol
I once quit a job on the spot because my boss told me to shut up when I complained that I wasn't getting my legal breaks. Right before the rush too.
This is the point where you lie about how close you were and really really build it up. Because holy shit why would you question that lol
It isn't that bad for me since one of the higher ups stepped down
Some business asshats see an Auntie as "not direct family member" so they won't count them for bereavement
But, can't complain. Just make like cliff young and keep on shuffling
I mean, is there a legal definition of bereavement
Because as I see it, auntie dying is a big fucking thing
Same
Pretty sure bereavement is "going to a funeral" as far as my work is concerned o.O if it is a direct family member you can take extra days I think.
My workplace does the same.
They also let us off if a family member is in the hospital.
Hey sis hold still a sec I need a vacation
If I were going to a friend's funeral, I am sure if I spoke to my boss and explained they were like family he would make sure I got the extra days if they for some reason weren't covered.
As long as you step up and cover shifts back when needed, most places work with you like that.
Depends on the industry too, most places that do 12 hour shifts, will usually do a 3x shifts one week, 4x the next depending on how they structure it.
I’m loving my 8.5 day fortnight’s. If I work my RDO it’s OT the whole day 😆
So whens the funeral service for yuzu?
Whozu?
12/12/7/7/0/7/0 are my hours
Eeeeew, split days off 🤮
I still prefer it tbh. 7 days are ezpz
Mines just Monday- Thursday 8.5 hrs and one Friday RDO/ other Friday 1/2 day.
Kitchen work for me. So 10:30AM/PM on the 12 hour days
Okay, tire update o.o
I had the belt clip piece of the knife in my tire. The rest is still at the intersection. I see the blade laying there too x.x
12 hour kitchen work sounds brutal....
Yeah, been there…… done that……. Left that industry behind me years ago and never looked back….
I do miss working with some people though, but ultimately glad I got out of it.
Yeah, doing part time study soon to do software dev shit instead
Did give me a good work ethic though.
And I know for a fact that I can outwork people on cocaine or meth just on pure energy alone. Who needs drugs.
Does give decent work ethic, just most places in hospitality, especially cafes, expect you to work full time hours but not with full time benefits :p
I left the industry after a place I was pulling 60 hour weeks at laughed at me for asking for full time, just told them I’ll be in to collect pay next week and walked out 😆
Yeah no. I would've bitten them.
I've soloed nights of 180 in the dishpit before. I'm out of fucks to give for people who don't treat me correctly.
The one cafe job I had was the one I quit on the spot. He had be delivering catering, preparing it, taking orders, serving customers, helping in the dish pit, training new workers, near fucking running the place, I stg
And then he had the gall to treat me like a stress toy after it all.
Friend tried to get me to to go to culinary school with them, or at least go work in the restaurant business with them.
I declined, explaining that I enjoyed cooking and wouldn't do that to myself. Seems I made a good choice >.>
Cooking is incredibly fun to do and a valuable skill trait to have
Do love a good cooking session :)
Still love cooking. The problem ain't the work, it's the bs attitudes
Current place is alright, but will have to see.
I had the owner tell me I couldn’t do that, and to “get the fuck back in the kitchen”.
I just laughed, said “I’m a casual” and walked out.
They only had me and an apprentice on that day, and there were 35 dockets up on the order board.
Champion, lol
I did my time in the restaurant industry a few years back and I can't say I miss it now to be honest with ya. Got a lot of respect for people in that industry willing to serve folks, though. Wish people understood that these guys take time out of their day to make food for them. They need respect as much as anyone else
It's given me a new hatred for meth, personally
They didn't make it after their culinary classes. Not even sure if they were legit culinary classes tbh. They just made pretty looking desserts, yet when home, they didn't know how to make anything....
Then they expected be they took classes to automatically be a head chef somewhere. I explained they had to get experience in a restaurant business and their degree would get them in the door for that. They became a trucker
Didn’t feel bad for the apprentice either, he was always popping pills on Fridays, so a Saturday breakfast into lunch rush was just desserts
Did you serve Walter White? 💀
Nah, just grew sick of babysitting people on meth.
Not my fucking job.
Can't believe the management tried to gaslight me into thinking that was alright instead of just booting him.
Yeah, never works that way. Ever.
Not many chefs get to run a kitchen without interference, ever.
Probably because they could get away with skimming his pay 😑
Well what's the point of that when it's legitimately slower to have him on compared to solo, lol?
This was an above board place. Like. $300 caviar waffle place.
Gotta make it seem staffed somehow I suppose
Unbelievable that they just tossed him to me and made him my problem. The man stole alcohol.
EXPENSIVE alcohol.
Wow, now that’s upper class.
Most my work was cafe and on call solo for functions.
I'm still mad about how they gaslit me over that shit.
Only restaurant job I ever had was when I worked at McDonald's like... 8 years ago
I’d be mad too man
Yeah. Somehow I've managed to make myself a half decent kitchen hand and all. Working at the best hotpot in the city rn
I eat a lot of wagyu these days...
Korean hot pot is bomb
Best bloke I worked with was Geoff Jansz 😆
Gochujang fried chicken....
Mmm... Should make that this weekend...
Fucker always had a case in the cool room.
I miss my last place even if I was doing the dishes for 3 venues at once. The bar always gave me free after-work drinks
My brother works at Panera and he's almost always bringing home bakery goods that they were going to throw away otherwise
I'm the opposite, I bake at home and bring bread in lol
I have a felling since this is an issue between two apps I am not gonna get a simple anwser for either discord but here it goes...
Why can't I connect to Tower Untie while I have a Pal World dedicated server running?
I like to do that stuff for the holidays; it's pretty fun
Free booze is best booze. Shame I’ve mostly quit drinking except socially these days
Yeah, I'm a total lightweight. 1 cider and I'm done.
I don't drink at all, honestly
Truthfully, alcohol taste icky
Mmm, great northern is a decent mid strength, if you want cider tho, Mercury.
Hope y'all are doin alright this evening, by the way
That said, Mercury cider, a few cans will have a lightweight out 😆
I don't really think I could start drinking anything alcoholic. Last thing I wanna do is show up to my job the next day hungover
I used to drink vodka on the daily, can’t anymore. Makes me vom lol
Always kind of fascinating how your body adjusts over time and starts losing tolerance for certain things
Used to drink almost 2 liters of soda a day. Can't even have a can of the stuff anymore because it makes me feel weird later
I'm not sure about that one, brotha
Soda gives me indigestion now... But I was never big on the stuff really
i never had soda
i havent
Used to drink it all the time. I stopped about 2 years ago and started losing a lotta weight
the only thing i drink is tea with lemon juice
I hate the taste of coke so much
If I drink soda it's the bundaberg creaming soda, and nothing else
Since you've never had one, if you drank one for the first time the bubbles are gonna feel so intense on your tongue lol
Don't give this individual a McDonald's sprite
Personal opinion on soda: you aren't missing much. But, I'm not a big fan of soft drinks xD
Hey all
base lvl 9 and still haven't gotten 5 lamballs
Hey cherry
Good evening
Upset and angry 😠
This is correct
Even when happy to relax home yet mad cause of scar had from accident in December 6th 2022
After my accident told my dad Son u know and love is dead.. surgery killed his soul leaving only Evil part behind
As someone who drank nothing but soda for 2 straight years and developed a kidney infection due to it, I support this message
My dad was aware my new changed behavior
hello
Half users who use to care sees me a monster been leashed felt of betrayal killed me
I have adhd you expect me to focus on one world?
I mean, personality can change when parts of the brain are damaged due to car accidents. I've seen it happen. Happens so suddenly the brain has no back ups for the missing bits
My dad try confront me with my anger 😠 😡 and told me Mike is Alive.. MikeDevilX is Dead ....
I told my dad wasn't ur fault I killed Mike he was weak like him so I took over for him
It seems to be that time of the day again. I always pick the worst moment in the evening to look in here it seems
It isn't even popcorn worthy :p
Sometimes I feel as if my mind clouded with darkness
Nintendo selling a yuzu emulator for 300 bucks coming soon to PC with overpriced games.
My therapist found out my European last name in translation English
I had no idea Yuzu even existed, I'm sure there's downloads for it floating around still
Ur Mike Skywalker
There are other switch emulators
Ah perfect. I'm sure it's easy enough to play an emu since no switch game cares that the touch screen even exists
Me fr
I mean, It's easier than DS was, that's for sure
2 screen emulation faced so many issues
Back then
also GameXplain on YT was closed for some reason
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852595668421050390/1214360183011278899/image.png?ex=65f8d40d&is=65e65f0d&hm=a07da64fc37edfe3df1eef23e82a4b60b759c4f38de34120ed169dc472fbca41&
Rip the video?
Nintendo x2 ninja
I got a hunch that the fact it could work on steam deck was the other reason
I mean, any can
You can just install windows on the steam deck and use it a regular computer
i remember last time a emulator on steam already closed by Nintendo
Yeah best I've gather my self and feed back from the TU discord either a port conflict... or the Pal server is using my Steam Id and I can only play one game at a time while suing it for online servies.
Has Nintendo gone after the devs of an emulator before?
I guess?
I know they hate emulators with a passion but going after those who made it I think is new.
Not that it matters much, retroarch is on steam
It has implications if they win that.
Btw this Friday seeing Kung Fu Panda 4
You see, the fact that they were an LLC was a mistake in itself
Nintendo prefers to fight piracy rather than similar games 😆
Yall seen Pokémon Legend ZA
Kalos region
Yet nobody notice blue print when insee Aegislash scene that was Online Battle with another user !!!
It's good that the game won't be released in 2024 because it will be a rival to Palworld
It'll come too late for that
Why is that?
People in the city were children!!! Those aren't NPCs those are supposed to show us Online users roaming Lumious city
maybe this game, or not
That makes them an easy target. If they were just a repo with commits from random people, they would be much, much harder to take down.
They said Pokémon Legend ZA will show us Old Megas and New Megas
Even Mega Charizard Z
Oh I don't know about that. If they weren't an LLC and they got tracked down (not as hard as you might think in this day and age) they could be sued for their personal belongings. The LLC at least protects them as individuals.
Which entity do you sue in that case? The guy who did the commit? You'll have to go through all their code for that.
And find out who commited what, and then, can you even sue the person? Are they in a country that bows down to copyright laws?
They said Pokémon Legend ZA be 1st time MMO experience
Pokémon Legend Arceus was Solo Experience
Copyright law isn't as global or enforceable as companies might have you think.
Pokemon gta
Pokemon Legend ZA be official Mmo everyone waited for For many years users wants a Mmo Pokemon and they say no cause they 1st need to reach final Gen
ZA-warudo!
MMO would require them to not have trash servers on switch, already doubtful
Nah, don't worry about Mike, he always spews all this fake info about the game
Gen X be the Final ending 😢 😪 the Great and True Era of Pokemon that will forever go down in legacy
i cant imagine legends ZA being a good MMO with just a single city as its location
Game freak next project after Pokémon
Pokemon can't even set up proper FUNCTIONAL trading systems. Even tho you literally pay a subscription just to be able to use your own wifi on your own device
Example Spyro the dragon next project was Ratchet and clank
I won't go further down that rabbit hole, but up until now emulators were legit as they themselves don't contain illegal content nor necessitate the use of it. However, if Nintendo wins and say the existence of the thing is there for the express purpose of piracy then every company is going to go after every emulator they don't control themselves.
They say Pokémon will go on forever !!! But they still make new Project Game new Strategy Game
wait can you not trade pokemon without paying for switch online
What’s got me curious is who put tears of the kingdom up on the torrent 2 weeks early….
Yyyeeeeep
Nope, not unless you’re in proximity with the person.
People complaining about pokemon legends za only being in one city…
GTA series… yakuza series… batman games… spiderman games… cyberpunk 2077… infamous 2… saints row 2… watch dogs legion… assassin’s creed brotherhood…
That's why I refuse to get a switch
It's hilarious they went for the emulator and not the leaker
thank you palworld for making me never have to play pokemon again
Bruh, at this stage of the game, imma not caring if Pokémon Z-A is the best thing since deep fried chicken, I ain’t spending $$ on Nintendo no more.
They says be called: Galaxy Pals 🤣 that's why Nintendo mad at PalWorld
Only gifts work without requiring a subscription, but when receiving the gift it said "internet connection in progress"
What’s got me wondering is, why did Nintendo not take measures to prevent early leaking.
What if Nintendo put it there themselves knowing that it would be torrented to hell and back.
They want ya to pay 300-400$ for the switch, 60+$ for games, and 5 a month (required) subscription to use any wifi on switch.
At least the PlayStation can play DVDs and use YouTube <.<
my old ps3 can play blu rays and dvds
Oh, they have measures, but no system is safe.
Honestly never played a pokemon game in my life. Palworld is the first pokemon-like game I've ever touched
Suit yourself 🤷♂️
It's probably safe to say whoever at nintendo leaked it is hanging from a cross rn
im just simply not a fan of what pokemon has been doing in recent years, its become so corporate and scammy
Also, this makes no sense. Putting it up to take down an emulator would not have caused them to take almost a year after the game released to go after it
Daddy Nintendo, Blizzard/ Activision. They’re not on my good books list.
im a huge huge fan of the classic pokemon games, but paywalling trades is definitely something i cannot get behind
I wonder if I can find the one palworld review with that Nintendo rant in it...
Dexit was my exit point so
they dont need the extra money just make it free god damnit
Would make perfect sense in a way. They’ve just obtained full rights to an emulator that probably took years of development time.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I used to hardcore defend Nintendo since Xbox and PlayStation picked up predatory subscriptions way before them- but they're the same now :<
This is mainly a gamefreak thing as they're the ones developing the pokemon games iirc. Nintendo allowing this kind of practice definitely makes these things no better though.
? It still makes no sense. They can use and have used emulators without needing to own it
EA uses DOSBOX for all their classic games
Don't count your Giant Eggs before they're hatched. If Nintendo ever put its vast wealth behind making a Palworld-like, it would probably be amazing. Plus they have like 10x as many monster designs ready to go.
Thing is, Microsoft game pass gives access to a decent size library, which I’m not against.
Nintendo themselves used a pirated Super Mario ROM for a WIIU game or something
A leaker is nothing, but piracy means money
Aha.
Nintendo rant at the time stamp https://youtu.be/t6JpjwycRwI?t=10m23s
My name is Thane Bishop, and I need to talk about Palworld.
Not just about how this game is fun, or cute, or plays well mechanically, but also all of the comparisons that have been made, both good and bad, if I think those comparisons matter, and how this is the game I've waited a decade for.
Help support me and my work! - https://www.patreon....
They were going to follow that path eventually, I think, when they saw sales figures skyrocket as a result (customers gotta pay more to have the "complete" experience). We're close to reinventing things like cable
Yeah, both PlayStation and Xbox offer way more things then Nintendo so now Nintendo is the bad one
Nintendo can start making packs of toilet paper, slap pikachu's face on it and their fans will love and buy anyway 
Speaking of the little guys, support small content creators! ❤️
A leaker is actually worse than piracy.
i am nearly positive nintendo/gamefreak will never make a game like palworld, id even bet on it
True. But what if... hear me out... hypothetically speaking, what if Nintendo learned?
if they do then ill definitely buy it
That really wouldn't be glorifying the franchise much, people who hate it will buy that. 😝
It would still make them money tho
Nintendos been going downhill ever since Iwata died :<
And since Reggie left
Nah, it’s more the fact that Nintendo have a multi subscription system and their “library” is old IPs, and not even that many of them.
Remember when they took down the pixelmon minecraft mod?
they "learned" and made that pixel looking mobile game 
i dont think they will want to put too much effort when the current formula already make money rain
What did they expect when they put Bowser in charge?
ngl, Iwata was built different. "Nintendo falling is my fault, I'll take a 50% pay cut instead of laying everyone off."
Yeah that's not something you typically see out of a corporate leader. Really was an honorable dude
iwata and reggie were the souls of nintendo
I'm just saying. If the Big N somehow bottled PalWorld's secret sauce, Pocket Pair would have to pivot, and fast!
I don't know if I'd call it the secret sauce, it's literally the game people have been begging Nintendo to make since like Gen 4
If they “did” it would be a tragic trainwreck just like scarlet and Violet, an overpriced bug filled mess.
palworlds secret sauce is making a game people actually want to play rather than what investors want to see lmao
Part of the success of Palworld was the date and moment it released
maybe someday.. when they release Switch U Pro XL Deluxe or something like this
gamefreak believes pokemon is uncontested so theyll just make low effort shit because people will buy it anyway
The "secret sauce" isn't really all that secret. The success of Palworld mainly stems from the fact it's a new experience, and more importantly, it's fun
Interesting take. Can you please elaborate?
Don’t forget, the other part of that secret sauce- affordable for many.
"Now with pre-cheeto'd joysticks"
With extra drift!
palworld was cheap, fun, and unique in the market in terms of the kind of experience it provided
tbf, nintendo did make a statement apologizing about Scarlet/Violet's poor quality. Sure it's just words but Nintendo never apologizes like that.
They also “promised” to fix it. They haven’t 😆
Ark had just announced MTX for DLC, ASA is in a downward trend, Hype for Zelda TotK had also died down. Pokemon's last gen left a lot of people angry and the entire switch era of it has been awful for mainline.
dont get me wrong i WANT nintendo to be better, i WANT them to make quality games. Im a big nintendo fan
Was it your typical corporate-flavored apology? I never did see it
especially pokemon
They'll fix it in a new release. 😆
Both Zelda and Pokemon are in a period of no new games for a while. There were no major new releases before Palworld.
Yeah, it was typical “staunch the bleeding” corporate words.
Isn't it crazy? It's a patchwork of other games, yet it feels like something fresh and new. Meanwhile Nintendo is all about finding the fun, yet it's somehow lost its way when it comes to the pokemon franchise. 🤔 I wonder if perhaps it could be the other two companies to blame.
if gamefreak genuinely made a game like palworld with the animation quality and the customization and all the crazy shit you can do, id eat it up
Pokemon Fix-it and Wrench-it. Believe it or not, $80 and your pinkie toe
For the most part, the big deal about it that it's surprising they made a statement at all.
Don’t forget the trend of crappy uninspired games the last 10 years with very few nuggets of awesome.
Guys I got insane news
Guys i got insane news
Do love me a good corporate apology
Of course, AAA is in decay, making people more prone to go for indie given the previous hits
September might go Disney World
I heard it was your first born child and your left testicle.
September might go Disney World
My 1st time going
Guys those two people got insane news.
His 2nd time going
I'm a idiot haha
Insane, news has got guys
I guess they went three times? Kinda underwhelming TBH.
this is insane news im shaking
It's both Gamefreak and Nintendo. My take on it is that they're relying far too much on nostalgic fans and the brand name to bother putting in a lot of effort. If they know these people are going to buy the game regardless and it will sell anyway, there's not much of a reason to put effort into it if they're certain it's gonna make money
gotta hold on to ramsie so i dont collapse
Oh, wait, I get it. It's a Parappa The Rappa thing, right?
But from what's all happening right now, Nintendo's profit strategy seems as simple as: make garbage and hope it sells, and sue everyone else for the rest of the profits
No, please! I already gave my right one!
They seriously call it "Disney World Star Wars" now???
Me when see storm trooper : U will take me to the saber creation
Yeah nintendo apologies are exceedingly rare. It's funny to me that they even released one right before suing Yuzu into the dirt
scarlet and violet were such horrendously buggy messes it really did warrant an apology
My issue with new pokemon games isn't the art, or really the gameplay
I just don't want a 3hr long tutorial, side characters that are fking annoying as all living hell popping up in my face every 5 seconds, and way too much hand holding.
Like sure, a menu with helpful tips, or an item like teachy TV were great. You used to be able to disable the tips in the GB games. Now its- forced. Kills the vibe before it even begins. Keep pushing story rather then new gameplay, and the story flat out is ass
Using force on storm trooper and u will dance like a chicken infront of Kylo Ren
this makes me want to cry
🤣
Believe it or not, instant KO
Mf weaved on that ass
Rat abuse
i remember those horrible super animations being memed to death when S/M came out
Facts
i have no idea why the devs thought those were ok
Imagine 50k charlie morningstar verbalase uses Z move
That's honestly really sad. For the sake of the pokemon fans hurting for a good game again, I hope their next release is good. I won't get it, because I don't want to invest the money into a switch and all the games that I want
An apology is not enough
But for their sake, I hope the best for em
im only gonna get ZA if its good
The performance of the nintendo switch online subscription was also faulty
The next game comes out in 2025 and they are bringing back megas so yeah it might be good
Jedi Tourist: hand swoosh "You will take us to Bob Iger."
Storm Trooper: "Ha ha. Sorry kid. It doesn't work that way."
Jedi Tourist: hand swoosh "You will direct us to Main Street Burger."
Storm Trooper: (salutes) "Sir! Walk that direction, make a left turn at Princess Jasmine."
Jedi Tourist: (Sith voice) "Eeeexcellent."
megas was cool
I like the version of that that says "$60 Nintendo game."
$60? Roblox graphics
ZA = Zach Anderson
On roblox I play Sonic Speed Simulator
what is the point of buying e.g.: Pokemon Violet + paying extra for DLC + paying extra for online trading
i honestly wish that Nintendo/gamefreak actually learned something and put some effort on making the next games and stop feeding poop to their fans. but also being honest, i dont have much hops on that 
if i can get the same experience with a game just by watching someone else play it it isnt worth my money
Well.. in the world of this kind of business, people don't seem to get that voting with your wallet is the best way to tell a company they're doing a bad job
When Roblox hits you with beautiful graphical imagery that a new pokemon game can't compete with
I rescind my statement
Under there
palworld gives the cowardly victim a new job: paleats driver
for a large fee he will deliver food to literally anywhere you are
You were supposed to be my orange Kat chicken
Woe, sentenced to driving for paleats
cowardly victim deserves nothing else
Cowardly victim proceeds to show up in the middle of the fight with anubis to give my my orange chicken
"Thanks for the chinese food"
dies
"H-help! There are vicious pals everywhere!"
"I Mean thanks for the tip"
i am the number one cowardly victim stan
I'm higher in the food chain then you Get in my BELLY!

i will pass.
im not into that 
XD
Relaxasaurus sticker
i just love cowardly victim
The other one...
How many pals are there to consume
138 I think?
I want nox chops with depresso legs
give me cowardly victim roast
with scared potatoes and useless asparagus
Nope, the other one
i want to be able to get meat from and cook the cowardly victim specifically
no other humans just him
All y'all right now
y'all
Are you a pal and tired of working? Speak to your local pal trainer for a "permanent" vacation
are you a pal and tired of working? youre one cowardly victim away from salvation
Don't remind me that I need to get food together for work tomorrow
Do you wanna retire with soy or teriyaki sauce?
I have both in my fridge so I'm guessing that means I've already retired
Hey pal Tamer gotta eat
Man cannot live on bread alone, I know, I TRIED that shi-
mmmm meat
They’re bringing back Digivolution! DIGIMON UNITE!!!!!
😆
Copy Theory: confirmed!
me about to devour a delicious cowardly victim
Today's subject: cannibalism
🍴
cowardly victim be upon ye
Bandai also makes other card games. Does that make Goku the new ash Ketchum and Luffy the new Gary? Bandai makes card games for various IPs. None are partnered with the others.
Ok giga it's time
Yes
Goku is the new ash ketchum and luffy is the new gary
Finally someone understands
Cool, waiting for dragon ball super to have pikachu in it and shall await the Nintendo lawsuit on akira toriyama.
Gotta fight 'em all
Gotta eat them all
evil
he is tasty
OOoOOOooOOoooo, you wanna eat the human drumstick you wanna eat it so baaaaad oooOOOooo
Super saiyan blastoise when?
Gotta [Redacted] 'em all 
this is what palworld does to you
Blastoise going pressure washer mode
i could never eat the pals, let me eat the cowardly victim
Mewtwo going to golden form
Is that frieza 😨
Yes
That’s just regular blastoise because charizard weak AF.
Fr
blastoise the goat fr
go go gadget 5000 psi water jet
Blastoise best gen 1 starter
Now, if it was X&Y, I’d be going charizard Y for the turn one solar nuke.
I have 6 wixen doing hard work 👌
cant wait for the Mega Gmax Tera-Charizard doing an Z-move 
No, X charizard is for edgelords. Bleargh.
Wixen works, Katress in team
I have both in my team
Katress in the bin.
No, you.
Me?!
i will shit yourself 
i will shit everyone
When I get a day off I intend to buff the absolute hell out of my Katress and wixen
i have buffed the absolute hell out of my lucky woolipop and now shes as strong as a legendary
i wasn’t a katress fan until Caos hypnotized me
And probably tasty too

I like my witch kitty, she's nice to have on my team
is this what i get for eating cowardly victim
I mean. It's literally made of sugar. So.
Pet the hat.
Flesh hat
Fur hat
flesh with fur on it hat
Wanna drag me back into the channel?
Caos can you explain the appeal of Katress?
Nah, just fur
caos wants to eat my baby
Chill just assign your baby to Ranch for a bit.
Or maybe the Katress has a fade.
He looks just like mine ❤️
She's got waves and diamond studs
channel? 
Indy’s server
My theory is that katress just wears a hat and clothes. You can get katress's hat for your character to wear
That's actually possible, since they can craft just about anything
Oh!
idk whats happened, but i wont try to force ya to return. just know youre welcomed to join back whenever ya want 
thanks, i hate it 
Send me the inv lol.
Yeah I'm pretty sure they both made clothes for themselves since they have level 2 and 3 handiwork iirc
Just had personal stuff to sort out.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1139383753832149035/1214376893239926804/copy_4A6A9DC9-1DE6-48ED-B467-F88EFAEB9AAF.mov?ex=65f8e39d&is=65e66e9d&hm=c2353def6ad865b5123a32674e5f2a6551f0a9477c487ff0df18fbbaaf5c7d49& when that Battle! Gladion - Pokémon Masters EX come on
i will steal all the pals hats
My wixen responding to a threat in my immediate vicinity (a lamball looked at me funny)
my lucky woolipop after the hundreth galeclaw attacks me
(the dollars are galeclaw meat)
sent 
I WILL go for the effort to make an ultra-powerful lifmunk whom I will lovingly name Spinach
spinch...
lifmunk is a pita, he doesn't fight back even if hit, have fun playing benny hill or RNG backhitting
Wait how do you post images in off-topic? I want to show you my favorite Lamball. (Mostly because it's the first one that ever caught me.)
idk when you use lifmunks partner skill that shit is crazy
ive just been posting the pics elsewhere and then copying the link
Ah. Clever.
Lifmunk's partner skill goes crazy
theres no image permissions in here but i bypass them anyway lmao
is... is that your lamball
Isn't he a champ? Best lamball evar! 😆
They made Lamball a real thing?!
lamball in real loif
IKR
Lamball in real
Will smith meatballs
Why would you do this? D:
Somewhere in the world, an Italian spontaneously combusted
I love the vague concept of eating randomly teleporting around his ear wtf
Me when will smith food eat meatball food eat with smith will smith eat will meatball when food 😂
Delicitable
this is what it looks like when i eat cowardly victim
Makin' em at night
That's actually about to be me and this rainbow trout that I'm gonna cook for my lunch tomorrow
aw yeah baby
Love me fish
Can you explain why you will have so many eyebrows by then?
Gonna make it with spinach.
those are just the cowardly victim side effects
various brows
we call it the Dreamworks Effect
Maybe I'll boil eggs as well
Then somebody posts a gif of eggs boiling and it's captain picard somehow
🥚
I am so frustrated with the culture of the human race right now.
Thats insane
im sleepy so im slowly going insane
It had vribrating N64 captian picard head Nickelodian egg girl potato chips just, just there, on the internet. With good SEO. Waiting to be discovered.
Or did I forget to say "trending on artstation?"
A man of specific taste
nothin like AI generated will smith eating pasgetti
Will will smith spaghetti when eat food hot sauce food will with will smith when eat food the hot with marinara and delectable substance with smith will
Man is going to town on it regardless
hes eating so much spaghetti hes having a great time
i wish i was eating so much spaghetti rn
How I be at work on my 50-minute lunch break
i like how hes just eating it with his bare hands and a fork at the same time
only has half manners
"Ouroboros, use Self-Destruct!" (It wasn't very effective.)
Sometimes the mouthfull of food teleports down to the table becoming a plate.
I'm gonna eat this orange I have and it'll look exactly like that
Including the Shutterstock logo?
Yup
🍊
shutterstock orange? I hardly know her
the mf actually did it
....
I'm just going to say it. Whomever worked on this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SE7TWRsa7k Did an amazing job. Frame-perfect. I hope people enjoyed it as much as I did.
Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Brock & Misty as you’ve never seen them before. Partly because Bug Catcher’s tagging along, but mainly because this is our Pokemon and JoJo Bizarre Adventure super, mega, amazing crossover! While it’s a bit JoJo Adventure, it’s probably more JoJo Bizarre.
While the usuals you know from every Pokemon game and Pokemon cartoo...
Don't let Nintendo see this
What if I told you nintendo was in on the joke at the pitch meeting.
That's amazing
Be patient. Big things might be coming.
Bug?
bug things
The future gets bugger every day!
I think I'm going to go hang out in a topic for a while. This one is too off.
rock and stone to the bone
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't comin' home

Hmmm? Oh. yeah, rock and stone.
Sorry, lootbug, your own fault for being full of goodies!
honestly?
Did I hear a rock and stone?
we're rich
We're RICH
we're rich!
Mushroom
We're rich!

we're rich we're RICH
I can't tell if you're still quoting the space dwarves game or not.
We're rich!
Mushroom
There is GOO in the SACK
he doesnt know
It's a GOO SACK
.>
We're RICH
<.<
we're rich
Am... am I also rich?
We're rich
Yes, yes, you're rich, now get back to work!
we're rich
We're rich!
We're rich
Cautiously optimistic that I am part of we...
What was Karl's job?
We're rich!
rock and stone
For Karl!
Karl would approve of this!
Being a mission control is not an easy job you know...
Thanks to my mates who helped me record the footage
ZLAR DL : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJhQCHD2ely3Yl3zVpQI1Ng
svheg : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoD9QuOGWk2DWRwEAsqTNGQ
Greenscreen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IUYWPBVkKU
Yeah I'm just... I'm going to assume it's the dwarfs thing.
🍄
The richtual is important
The richening
come back when youre a little mmmm richer
we're rich very distracting!
We're rich!
we're rich
We're RICH!
we're rich
We're rich!
Mushroom!
Could you please point out what you're distracting me from?
It's a goo sack!
theres GOO in the SACK
They're talking about deep rock galatic
oh
Goo sack!
Literally every single person I get to play Palworld with me for their first time 💀
i should build my base right next to the mammorest boss so i get fuckin decimated every time theres a raid
I built my base right below the rayne syndicate tower
Why? I still have no idea
But it'd be more effort to move everything now
Build a giant box around the Mammorest, then don't aggro it.
I’m at Disney resort
Congrats. How is it?
youre at disney too? you can meet demon michael or whatever his name was
Let's let the journey remain magical
Who?
Demonic Dominic
Greg
I am sad that I cannot eat this fish that I've cooked
Why can't you eat the fish o.o
It's my lunch for work tomorrow
Sounds about right
This made me think of the "Dennis" meme
dont you dare microwave it
I usuallyy only eat lunch in the park and have dinner at mcdonalds or something 😂
My brother in Christ I have no other choice 😂
I could eat it cold tho
Ah o.o I'd eat the fish now xD I hate microwaving fish lol
"I have no other choice" proceeds to list other choice
Heels! There is giant pot of rice
I would make rice but I have spinach that I gotta use
air fry it 
builds a campfire in the middle of the room to heat up fish"
High in iron and other healthy vitamins. Popeye was on something there fr fr
Alas, I do not own an air fryer
Finely chop it into strips, steam, chuck into rice.
I saute sausage then throw the spinach in the pan with a little butter and seasoning.
Throw sausage in a container.
Spinach in a container.
And make scrambled eggs at work
I use the microwave for scrambled eggs.
Do 15 second bursts
we need mircostoves , like those easy bake ovens
I could probably cook it on the equipment out there but that's a terrible idea for many reasons
hello i can't join my friends we try anythings and we can't play, someone know thie prob ?
Eggs in microwave safe container.
Scramble.
Add heavy cream or half n half (works better than milk in micro, but can use milk).
Whip really well.
Put in micro for 15 to 30 seconds.
Whip.
Micro for 15 to 30 seconds.
Whip.
Once the eggs begin to cook, add the meat and veggie, whip.
Keep doing 15 to 30 second bursts until just about done.
Add cheese at the very end, do not microwave the cheese O.O the eggs will melt it.
That is my cheap work meal xD
you either like the mircowave taste or you dont
If you must microwave it, arrange the food in a doughnut shape on a plate (paper plate is fine if it's all you have in the hotel room) so the middle doesn't get undercooked compared to the edges. If there's any uncooked vegetables, stab them full of fork-holes before cooking so steam can escape. Sprinkle a few drops of water on it so the steam keeps it from drying out. Cover loosely with a paper towel to keep the microwave clean in case it spatters while cooking. Flip, toss, or redistribute the food every couple of minutes, and check every minute until it's as hot as you want. Good luck.
It is really funny when coworkers try to copy me and just throw them in the microwave until done instead of burst cook them. They complain they taste like sulphur smell xD
Never put raw eggs, sealed containers, or metal in the microwave.
I put metal bowls in the microwave all the time
I learned the easy way, by watching a bunch of dudes on youtube put stuff in the mircowave
Who taught this Sparkit Kindling!?
Specifically aluminum and copper
lol
They have high conductivity and will throw sparks like crazy
Microwave manual

Amazing. All this time, I thought it was an advanced technique known only by the dark wizards who birthed HotPockets unto the world.
Shadow wizard hot pocket gang
never microwave your hamster 
Nah I don't cook fish in a microwave 😂
It's pan-fried usually
Baked if I feel like it
I am curious on your "never microwave raw eggs" one. Never heard that before
Sam and Ella would like to have a word with you
microwave it just to upset people
we love micin’ pockets
It will result in a PAL port.
Just to upset people? It would upset me 😂
I like to thaw fish in the microwave, finish in a skillet.
meal ruined, people's day... ruined
So, you are saying that if I cook eggs in the microwave to a safe temperature that is known to kill salmonella bacteria, I can get salmonella?
HEATED POCKET wizard gang, we love makin' calzones
It's not the salmonella, it's the shrapnel.
I'm going to make the assumption that the eggs are cracked before being placed in a microwave
As in someone is putting an egg in the shell in the microwave?
Wait... does that work?
m8 hear me out, boil an egg for a bit, pull it out before its done, the outside will be cooked and the yolk will still be semi liquid
thats not how you get boiled eggs
Nah, it's generally advised against microwaving raw foods in a microwave to cook them because of the risk of foodborne bacteria like salmonella. You wouldn't microwave raw beef to cook it, etc etc
You can just crack the shell and the steam will escape while cooking?
Soft boiled egg like that in ramen is amazing
Or just have no shell in general and have the raw eggs in a bowl or some other container 😂
Okay, that works, I've seen it. Probably want a lid.
I want to know who is taking an egg from the fridge, setting it in the microwave, and turning on the microwave xD
It's a trope for a reason.
People who don't understand that heat expands material
Expand E G G
🥚
i used to microwave eggs all the time when i was younger, grab them, crack them, dump it all in a bowl and pop in microwave
I've soft boiled an egg in the microwave
Oh, wait. I just remembered. Akane Tendou. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNPLh-zxVkg
from: Ranma 1/2 OVA 3: Akane vs. Ranma! I'll be the one to inherit the mother's recipes!
skyrim soldiers
We had something similar to a microwaved egg happen on a much larger (and scarier) scale at work recently
Remember one of the breakroom microwaves being completely covered in soot on the inside. Was very curious what happened, but never found out
Somebody prolly tried to microwave a baked potato that still had aluminum around it
That, I will not put in the micro xD
Nabiki's dub voiced by what sounds like a young Caliope Mori.
Probably just a coincidence.
heated pocket wizard gang when airfried pizza roll wizard gang pulls up
depends on how the tinfoil is shaped, actual tests done with a mirror tinfoil ball is different than just tinfoil being put in, kinda interesting tbh.
but yea if you wanna cause things to pop and explode put like 2 dozen eggs into the microwave set it to 20mins and just leave your house
is this ai generated william afton dying in a fire or something
It's the points on the metal. I can safely put metal bowls in my microwave, but if I put a fork or crumbled foil, it will cause arcs
Nah it's a screenshot from some video made a while back
yea i put metal in once and forgot, we got like 3 electricity lines running through the microwave wasn't just arcs.... im pretty sure it would of exploded if someone hadn't turned it off 😂
Scientifically it's tougher to cause a spark on a spherical or otherwise smooth object because there's no point for electrons to gather at and create the charge difference that strikes your arc. Similar to why lightning will strike trees and high-standing objects, and why lightning rods are long and pointed.
I think the funniest I've done is put a poptart wrapper in the microwave. I didn't realize that was metallic as a kid xD
bro people freak out when i put hotpocket cases in there "its reflective its gonna spark", like people don't realize it's not metal and even if it was its not going to do anything because they know their consumer base is either kids, stoners or people looking for a quick meal
I bought a soup from the store and it has a metal rim to help it cook. Bought some for lunch at work. Tried it out at home, cooks fine.
Put it in the microwave at work.... That thing dances all over the place.... Asked someone else who brings them in and they had the same problem. Forgot how they told me they fixed it.
hotpockets are buns tho
Couldn't tell ya off the top of my dome, broski
yea ive never seen those spark either
Ironically, I’m listening to anger fist: dark of the night, and the dance fits 😆
Angerfist 
play Fortnite with me
dump it in a bowl or like stop the issue while it is in the can
That is extra dishes to wash at work
Not a bad song
play Fortnite with me
I’m loving the rhythm.
I'm more of a carpenter brut/gost/fixions/hollywood burns guy
Notabot, dancing the Notcarena, ladies and gentlemen.
Ah, and perturbator