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Give her some time and whiskey she’ll come around.
oof
Pastel about to tell you how to properly build a shelter and dress a squirrel.
I have never seen a squirrel in my life, they don't live in australia
It’s all good she just needs a doctor but refuses
That’s actually an odd thought to me.
I'm sicky someone help
soup
Are you good? You’re hella nice surely you got a friend who will provide refuge
Not in the area and honestly I’d rather they didn’t know what was going on
It’s probably ghosts in your blood. I recommend you do cocaine about it.
Feel that
I'll be real. This is going to be harsh, but if you need help, or believe you may enter a situation where you need help, you need to discuss it with your friends. To not do so is shooting yourself in the foot out of pride.
No thank you drugs aren't good
I don't think its so much an abuse-like situation, just a 'mom bitches a lot and is rude' kinda deal. I could be wrong tho of course
I wouldn’t even tell ‘em. Just show up with ice cream and a movie and tell ‘em you want a girls night. They’ll assume it’s an issue with you and your man
Not gonna lie I don’t have many friends because of the situation. Folks took a loan out in my name so I couldn’t go out for drinks or anything, I’ve paid rent since I was 16 etc
Yikes

That's alright, I've been it that situation too
It was a joke because that used to be an actual diagnosis AND the prescribed treatment

How far off are you from coming to the states to be with your SO?
I'm not familiar with how things work in scotland- But for all the hate the salvation army gets, the support they give can vary WILDLY from one place to the next. It's all the people working on the ground.
Bro me too! Not the loan but my ssn was used for bills because my pops had bad credit and I’ve paid bills since highschool
If you have a car, you have a massive step ahead as well. Also why do all of us have our money stolen by our parents like wth
Oi hate that it happened to you but I’m also kinda glad I’m not the only one.
And no I don’t have a car, I was never allowed lessons
Oh
Shit must have been hard af on our parents
As messed up as my family is, at least we ain't that messed up..
No my parents have a gambling problem
They went bankrupt and I helped pay them into it and my mum still gambles 🤷♀️
oof
Don't worry, neither was I. (hahahah...) But, if you're worried, the first thing is to get the bare essentials in hand. And yeah, mine had a gambling problem too. I'd smash the slots industry with a hammer if I could.
Focus on ID, Birth certificate, Tax info. If you have a backpack, fantastic.
I’m not upset that he did it. We needed heat in the winter and stuff. Times were tough and we did what needed done to get through. I don’t blame my dad at all.
I was like 17 and these two guys came to the door, tried to push their way in and demanded to know where my father was because the rent hadn’t been paid etc
I do just nowhere to go
big fuckin oof
Look up the support services in your area
They WILL help. Work with them, trust me with this. Even the salavation army. I hate to say it but you do have an advantage as a woman.
is that normal in scotland?
over here they just evict you
You will get out of this fine, I assure you. You'll meet this problem with the same head you have now. You will be fine.
Challenge your mom to a drinking contest. Loser spends the night elsewhere until shit calms down!
Guys get $2 tube socks and a pat on the back usually lmao
Ok but genuinely might not be the time for jokes.
OwO?
Better to laugh at a bad situation than to dwell on it. Except deaths. You don’t joke about deaths.
You can get a fair amount if you know how to act and what to say.
Also you have no proof that I was joking
Either you're joking or giving bad advice. Make a choice.
I don’t think it’s bad advice. Most drinking contests end with all participants passed out anyways. Might be just what’s needed to deescalate the situation.
Either way, not a time to panic. When you're literally at the bottom, you'll get calm. Hard to explain, but it does just happen. Homelessness isn't a death sentence.
its not, for some its a choice
Most people don't go from housed to homeless by choice in the first place. They become homeless, and then give up and stay that way. It's easier to go one way than it is the other.
I think y’all need to chill. This whole thing is likely gonna get remedied before it gets any worse. People get mad and overreact all the time.
I don't think I've ever heard of anyone becoming homeless intentionally
eh, one guy got interviewed said he did it by choice to collect 700$ a month for being homeless
Ok one guy against literally countless other people isn't a great example.
They didn’t lose their home intentionally but that crack isn’t smoked on accident
Most people start drugs after becoming homeless.
There's also a big difference in how one is homeless
thats why i used the word SOME < focusing on the entire structure of whats said is key
Bruh share
A car, job stuff, somewhere to bathe etc, just not having a place to call your own, vs literally living out of a trash bag
Some implies more than an amount so small it shows up as a 0.0x amount.
I mean, I'm sure there's some people who do choose to become homeless
Just not a significant amount.
I’ve always wondered why homeless people don’t go to a national park and just bear grill it.
That’s what I would do.
Yep, there are the terms tertiary, secondary, and primary homelessness to seperate between the 3.
Being homeless is tiring, mentally and physically.
So living in a hotel would be different to on the streets
I wish i want pasta so bad
It is, and dangerous. I remember walking in circles at night to avoid passing out
Right but living out in nature is so much cleaner, and more respectable.
Depends on who you ask and how it's done.
And entirely seperate from the resources that could help you escape homelessness.
until a bear comes and eats you alive
Bro I’ve seen shanty towns.
Okay hotel it is
Better than getting shanked with a rusty piece of wire over the scraps left in the bottom of a tin can
mhm, some have admitted to doing it because their spouse doesn't want them around if their on drugs so they chose to do drugs, others do it to collect a check from the state/government.
i've been homeless before due to parents making bad decisions growing up, it sucks, like personally i dont see why anyone would, but some people do for different reasons.
then others find it too hard to keep going and they give up, hell some have gave up to the point they won't even accept help if its offered.
then others eventually work their way back up in life.
but going from homeless and nowhere to go really aside from maybe a shelter or a nearby park or something for showers etc... isn't easy
Legitimately?
Drinking contest didn’t work?
Uhhh tried to talk to the mother, she’s not interested just yelling and all that
Paddy she’s worse on a drink I won’t lie haha she’s the worst drunk I promise
Trust me when I say that you'll be alright
Boo. Would have made an epic story.
yeah no, again really not the time for this stuff
Everyone freeze, the Time For Joking Judge is here
my ears hurt
I have a solution that will 100% solve it
try telling them not to hurt
Either way, my recommendation would be to focus on finding whatever resources you can find and calling basically all of them
@opaque tree
Not even creative bait...
imagine raiding a server with 2 people
Bait is rarely creative tbh
Bro im not gonna sit here and dwell on a strangers issues with their family, issues I know nothing about. Egg is a big girl and can take care of herself. If she wants or needs help she can and will ask for it. Until that time I’m gonna keep being my jolly ass self and you’re just gonna have to deal with it.
they really hate rainbows 😠
They're just mad they didn't find a pot of good at the end
uhm...
Speaking of tongue, I'mma go sleep.
It’s all good please no one panic I’ll be perfectly alright
and thats how you kill a chat
Take care, Egggirl, good luck with everything
Wut is going on
I aint panicking even a little
neither, just trying to treat the situation with weight
ive seen that a few times
Eh bruh why
It’ll be fine with any luck she’ll go out somewhere cuz she’s the one with the car etc
what in the w0rld
What is going on?
old images
It looks like the offtopic channel is seriously dying
Wtf
@hollow tendon discords dieng make it live again
Hi 😄
Nothings dying everyone’s here talking dude
it might zeem crazy what im b0uta zay
Only on a strange topic
I just got up, what's going on?
The amazigng quick ggnarpy jumped 0ver the fat lazy zeebl0igng!!!!!!!
i’m about to get some zuckerberg rn
Staaaaahhhhpppp
Who invited the Corthinthian?
It's 5am what are you doing waking up
Yer like 14 months pregnant
I'm a 36 week pregnant lady with insomnia and a baby pushing on my bladder. I'm surprised I ONLY just woke up. 🤣🤣
Lmfao
It do be like that
Told myself I was gonna go to bed at a decent time.
5am
I’ve never been pregnant, but one time I accidentally made 40lbs of beef stew and it felt like I was so I can roleplay some sympathy
It 3:47 am here so you got time.
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU LIVE IN FAKE TIME
Anything not Eastern time is fake. This is factual information.
Nah bro her time is right I can corroborate that shit
👀 then I guess you best be Scootin' Dat ass to your bed then, huh? 🤔
Fake|Fake|Fake|Eastern
I am in bed tyvm 😌
God I wish I was in bed
I’m so gd tired.
Still not used to be nocturnal paddy?
Hewoo guys me sicky
I’ve been on night shift for years lol I just sign up for overtime and then fail at sleeping before my shift starts
I’m definitely not used to being nocturnal though. Like on my days off I feel guilty like I’m doing something wrong, it feels like I’m skipping school. It even gives me anxiety and I’m a grown ass man.
Woof, that's not exactly a fun time. Plus don't you have 2 fuck trophies at home? Both under like... 3?
Yep. Their mom is a stay at home mom though and does most of the kid work. I just help when I can.
Can't help with the guilt though, I'm sure.
I shouldn’t feel guilty!! I’m 32 and I work nights! Staying up all night is what I’m supposed to do. It’s literally expected of me! I truly believe it’s the lack of sunlight
Oh it's definitely lack of sunlight, but I suspect it is the gremlins too.
Vampires.
I wish
Hey winter. ^^
Oh they definitely compound on it. I used to be carefree af before having kids. Now consequences matter and shit.
@junior hawk honestly I'd get it iron levels checked, it's becoming quite common having low iron and next burnout 😇
Yeah, they are a real time suck, money suck, fun suck, and worry lifestyle suck.
did nights for 3 years even did overtime swings where id work 16hours in 1 day occasionally, after 3 years on nights it had ground me down and i was starting to fall asleep regardless of what time it was, i had to eat during shift just to stay awake some days because caffeine, energy drinks etc... etc... just didn't do anything anymore, i could even sleep from the time i got off till i had to go in and id still be dragging.
what game u people talking abt?
We aren't talking about a game. 🙃🙃🙃
I remember laughing at people for talking about their anxiety, telling my sister in the middle of panic attack to just calm down. Bro I was dumb as fuck.
imma be real doing night shifts for extended period of times, some people can do it, but i stg it wears you down eventually
That reminds me I need to go back to the doctor. They ran blood tests and have results to share. They found something but nothing alarming they said so I just been procrastinating cause that’s how I roll.
Any Australians who play Palworld? add me now
It is really easy to tell people they are overworrying, from the outside. I didn't realize I had had anxiety since I was about 10, maybe even earlier, til I was like 23....
Winter and Pastel are both upside down
Thought my weird "cornered" animal responses were just me being dramatic.
Whole reason I went to the doctors over it was because my 3yo daughter can pick up on me having a panic attack almost as fast as I can. Her mom and I have been together for nearly a decade and she can’t even tell unless I tell her. Shit was eye opening.
Oh yeah, kids don't miss a damn thing.
Except bed time and vegetables
Oh no they don't miss those either, they just actively CHOOSE to ignore or avoid them. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m the same man. I cannot keep doing this shit. It is unnatural and can’t be healthy.
its not, you need SOME sunlight
I drive home slow and with my left arm hanging out of the window to soak up the sun like a starving plant.
and now i have a work at home job, sun hits me through the window and i get to harass y'all when its a slow day
I want to work from home so bad man
I really just want to be my own boss and work my own schedule honestly
Could try working as customer service for some websites, theynallow work from home?
LOL
The last thing I should ever be is customer service. Idk how tf people are so nice.
yea, after we move i plan on opening up my own little shop, run it from the house at first then when it takes off move to a proper location
I worked as a Jimmy John’s delivery driver and assaulted a drunk college student for touching the hat.
What kinda shop?
Buddy of mine just started this weird freeze dried candy store, I thought it was a dumb idea but he’s actually doing pretty well.
i do medical stuff from home, referrals, refills etc... the reason why im nice isn't because i care, it's because i only have to deal with you for 2 minutes.
and i do my job properly so you don't have to call back in for at least 1-3months
just your general tech repair, the town we're moving to is where i grew up and imma be real they don't have a tech repair shop in town
so for the location and clients it should do well
That has the potential to be VERY rough.
and very gross, have you seen the inside of some peoples consoles? years of dust cakes and bugs
🤢🤢🤢
I still can't get over the ps4 with roaches in it. 🤮
but i used to be called over all the time to fix peoples phones, laptops, desktops, consoles etc...
and i did that for free, when i come back ill be charging
As you should, your time is worth the effort. 🤷♀️
mostly did it for free because i enjoyed it and on the other hand i needed more experience with different system layouts etc...
but most issues in that town is screen repair, cleaning or their computers giving off a beep code and 9 times out of 10 the ram just needs to be reseated.
think i only ever had to actually tell them they needed a new part once or twice
and thats because i didn't have the tools to clean corrosion off their parts, if that had been cleaned and re-saudered it likely would of been fine, but i didn't have the 50$ drill bit for it to clean it and i didn't have the flax
You should see the roaches at my job. Some of these things are so big I’m scared to step on them with my boots on.
I wish you luck in your endeavors man
I'm actually allergic to roaches. So I deeply prefer to never see them. 🤢🤢🤢
I’ll take a pic of the next whopper I see and send it to ya
My cat decided to hop up and lay down on my belly... and then looks insulted when the baby kicks at him for laying on my belly. 🤷♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Minimum is 16
not even with the lowest graphics?
I'm just sharing with you what the minimum states on the steam page, there are sites I believe you can run simulations if the game will physically run on your rig, but I really don't know them off the top of my head.
I wouldn’t even try. Once you get a couple bases and pals there’s a lot of shit going on. 8gb of ram isn’t gonna be enough to play any modern game really. May as well upgrade it.
I just went to make myself some waffles, damn. xD
how much did you make weekly?
Mine runs at 14/17gb regularly because I host. maybe if you joined off someone you would be okay. Wont know tell you find out.
You have an entire 2 hours to try it before you can refund it
@opal cliff
Don't look at me, I didn't ask. 👀 I've had the game for over 500+ hours in game play.
Sorry @native sluice
Why am I getting pinged in this my pc has the power, like He-Man up in this piece.
I just run it on my series X 😆
It’s such a good movie
So good. I need to re watch it.
Do yall ever sleep!
Sorta..
I work nights. If I’m online it’s because sleep isn’t an option.
I have two jobs so no
This is my twin, we do things similarly.
Bro you ain’t been here all night don’t pop in like anyone’s talking to you 🤣
I have two dads, dont see me bragging.
Yeah, you're right. I didn't plant my ass in the breakroom for 84% of my shift lol.
You would if you could though!
Hard work pays off
I would not. I am notoriously hard working.
I have coworkers who dislike me because my work ethic emphasizes their uselessness
I figured that when you turned your Toyota into homemade garbage truck
He's an entrepenuer.
1600 bucks a month for 2 hours of work 5 days a week.
Blood god said I’ll take my own damn trash out
Under the table?
No but I live here anyway
I am jelly I work my ass off 34 hours a week for less than $350
0 commute
That sucks. Taxes blow.
My fulltime job is super close by too
Bruh. I put in 64 hours a week on my slow weeks 😭 not fair
Only about 7 of them are actually working though
You put your ass in that seat for 55
I get tired and do push-ups fuck you
Bro I'm getting a six pack just making money. 0 diet. My home gym cries itself to sleep everynight because I never touch her anymore
I like how misery is silent all night, pops in to insult and judge us and then just vanished
"Stupid monkey"
Frieza is blatantly racist
Frieza is just a douchebag. That said, I prefer Cell, he was all sorts of atrocious.
Frieza is an Argonian
I hated how snobby cell was.
You know what I still wanna know. Who the fuck is Frieza a mother, apparently she hurt Frieza 😆
Oh shit
Vegeta was the best villain. He wasn’t even racist. Just straight up thought he was better than everyone
I liked Buu!
Doesn't he have flashbacks of a jabba the hut mama saying wierd shit to him??
No thats cell for sure.
Vegeta was better as a villain
Dunno, but he mentions in his fight on namek that apart from goku, only his father and his mother were capable of hurting him 😆
I’ve liked Vegeta from start to finish. Dudes drive is inspiring
Didn’t even want to talk about Cooler
Dude, Vegeta going full final vs buu was epic (then again on toppo).
I fell off right after buu. I also missed out on the buu baddie arc.
Cooler isn’t Canon (yet). Do love how broly finally made it to canon.
Villains weren't fan service when I watched dbz
I love Vegeta got the M from Babbidi, took the power, turned that M into a W and whooped Gokus ass. What a fuckin man.
Man, majin vegeta 👌
I still don't get how training became absorbing other entities.. i preferred the 8x gravity chamber.
I like it’s like “oh no Vegeta is evil again” and then he’s just like nah I just had a score to settle. Watch this! goes Nuclear
Is that new?
@cyan acorn remember the final atonement.
He goes and does it again in dragon ball super 😆
I haven’t seen the new saiyan god shit outside of the movie with berrus
Vegeta's Final Explosion Defeats Toppo Dragon Ball Super Episode 126 English Sub
I guess the same way ppl keep coming back for DBZ is sort parallel to the way people watch the same washed up mma stars.
They toss a disposable character in the ring for a "comeback."
Then two weeks later an 18 year old kid with a sword travels back from the future and rings their bell
Love the artist for dragon ball. Much love for Akira Toriyama. But. I just don't care that much about the series, certainly not as much as I adore dragon quest.
Do you own a weighted vest by chance??
hey can someone help me out
Oh shit
Have you tried sucking my balls, Mr Garrison?
Yamcha lol
Well, he is disposable 😆
I'm just saying, if you carry all the groceries inside in a single motion. You are probably a dbz fan.
It doesn’t even need caption and I can hear it 😂
I thought about grabbing it so it COULD BE heard.
I am gonna sleep so fucking good when I get home
“Oh, I suppose you didn’t hear me”
cough cough
pulls out megaphone
“I said, would you like, to suck my balls, Mr garrison”.
I hate making more than one trip with the awful stairs. and I can't do it anymore even if I wanted because I could literally get myself killed trying to do that at this stage in my pregnancy.
No, your family is currently devising a strategy to ruin that for you.
Did you guys feel that sharp pain in my chest?
WHY DID HE HAVE A MEGAPHONE
Excuses, excuses
Because He's always prepared.
Warning: this is South Park, and may hurt snowflakes.
Video unavailable watch on YouTube
Then watch on YouTube 😆
I literally just ate 3 waffles, felt full and then went to lay down, and now I'm hungry again. I just wanted to fall back to sleep.
No
I think I either have nerve damage or I’m having a heart attack
"Depresso, hwave wu sween mwuaster?"
Heart attacks don’t feel like bee stings do they?
Wait, the slave driver isn’t here?
No. They don’t.
Usually warning signs are varied, but none like bee stings.
Cool
But they love it when I...
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I’ll probably be alright then. It’s prolly from laughing so much tonight
Yo i know its late but wtf chat
It’s 6:00 am….
stop! why the fuck are we talking about one of the scariest but most common ways we die
And we’re being extremely tame compared to normal
has rope
UwU are you doing bondage!?
He asked about what signs associate with heart attack.
Okay I should stop before we both get in trouble.
I’m starting to think Misery is one of those people that blocked me for expressing a hatred of cats
😆 still best clip! 😆
110% is.
Ooppp
Who tf thought webmd was a good idea.
We were quoting a short skit from a video.
Have y’all ever googled symptoms to something? Omg.
Uh huh XD
Hell nah I would never block a person that i named Step Daddy in my head
Those who enjoy knowing others suffer when looking Stuff up
Bruh I googled headache and tired and now I have like 14 different terminal illnesses
Literally a palworld video.
Happy Valantine's Day you lonely person.
Music:
Dove Love - Quincas Moreira
Nintendo 3ds internet settings
The World's Fair - Godmode
#animation #palworld #valentinesday
This is to much power for those of us that didn’t go to medical school
YO THIS is gold!
If you have insurance go to the hospital.
I’m not doing that
That's what we were just quoting.
I went twice last year, they told me I’m fine both times.
Depresso is a mood in this.
"yea sure, can you tie it around my neck fam?"
You can go or hope it's nothing and it goes away, really the only two options
That's the best character
I’m gonna hope it’s nothing. This chat is really starting to go in a favorable direction I don’t wanna miss this.
I love lovander is like SO oblivious to depresso.
Could be precordial catch syndrome
It literally feels like a pinch or a bee sting. It’s just on my left pec. I do not believe I’m having a heart attack
I don’t think heart attacks come and go 😂
Could easily be a nerve that you somehow pissed off by moving the exact wrong way.
Feels….surfacy
Left ventricle in your lungs creates too much mucus. It sticks together. The sensations is like angina, it's same localized area, it goes away if you cut down on fatty foods and dairy. Cessation of smoking.
They 'come' to claim your life and they 'go' when you freakling die the fuq u mean
BRUH
I laughed out loud 😂
A heart attack is characterized by numbness and or pain in the inside of your left arm. Uncontrollable flatulance and or involuntary bowel movements.
I will 100% without a doubt be concerned when I shit myself
STOOOOOP its one of my biggest fears man...like bcuz i had panic attacks and i swear it feels like the same thing
This is literally where I’m at in life. Twice last year I went to the ER thinking I was having a heart attack and was told it was anxiety.
Heart attacks do not hurt in your chest. If you feel pain in your chest and it is your heart, you're having total failure and it's over before you feel any pain.
Now every time I feel something weird I panic and start googling shit which makes things SO MUCH worse
Yep after the 3rd time its down right embarrassing. While they are normally harmless sometimes panic attacks can become lethal if its REALLY bad..
My heart rate got up to like 145 last time
;-; like bro imagine dying bcuz you was too scared of dying...
That sounds like something someone who has panic attacks would say. Not a doctor.
The only way that’s getting more embarrassing is if you’re on the toilet. Please god don’t let me go that way.
Like Elvis.
Thank god i dont have them nearly as much as i used to. Used to have a specific time a panic attack triggered for 2 years straight...until they stopped
Just like Elvis. I do not wanna die with my pants around my ankles.
Mine just happen for absolutely no reason.
I wanna die like David Carradine
I dont wanna die before destroying my pc..thats all imma say. If i know its the end of me im breaking the pc and then opening my apartment door so my cat can escape
Sitting around playing videogames causes heart attacks js
shut up
Telling ppl to shutup also causes attacks on your heart.
Blood godd out here trying to scare us into a longer healthier life
Bad vibes are on their way. You did this.
living healthy is bad for your heart
Celery turns your blood into gatorade
You literally told me heart attacks don’t cause chest pain
That’s like the most COMMON sign
It is not.
Stop reading webmd
Look bro I don’t write webmd I just panic over it.
Smoking and swallowing smoke causes acid reflux. Which causes chestpain
He fuckin said it
Oh wait that’s not what I thought you were gonna say lol went off half cocked there
You're more likely to get bowel cancer from smoking than you are dying of a heart attack. Both are possible. Chances are you'll quit and get ass cancer. It's the usual progression
Yo my ears ringing is that sign?
High blood pressure, tinnitus, anxiety, working near heavy machinery, dying slow idfk
Why does quitting give me ass cancer wtf
Because you probably had it the whole time you were smoking.
Because it's the most common cancer in smokers and drinkers
I don’t wanna talk about this anymore. What do I have to do to not get ass cancer and live a long healthy life?
Drink more water and smoke less or not at all
Does the water stop me from getting ass cancer?
Also what if I’m only used to drinking like a bottles worth of actual water a month
It allows you to stop impacting your body with fecal matter. So yes.
You probably have 12lbs of shit in you rn
Human body can hold as much as 30lbs of fecal matter before your digestive tract fails
Good god I stuck around because you pervs were talking about bondage. How did we fall this far?
I come back and you guys are stil going...
I'm waking you up from your oversexed fantasies. Go drink some water you thirsty knob
Look I’m pretty sure this dude is a Bard and is manipulating me into discussing these things
I'm leaving to go play battefield. You can go back to holding hands
battlefield is lame, go play Dem Fighting Herds.
That's probably true, but did you know that right before you have a stroke it's common to smell eggs, phosphorous or burnt toast? Even if there's no toast??
Ok now i know 100% your lying. All i know is the taste of metal is definitely a sure sign
You don't really know anything 100%. That's why you have anxiety lol
That's why we all have anxiety.
I don’t like how good you are at talking…
I must have mixed up the symptoms for stroke with brain aneurysms. My bad.
Personally I'd rather have an aneurysm.
Look it up on webmd next time you get a headache or migraine.
Bro staaaahhhhhpppp
32 minutes and I’m going home and going to bed I ain’t lookin shit up
Isnt it painful tho?
Call me Mushu, cuz I'mma make a mannn out of youuu
Nah, but that would be a plus if it was. I wanna feel all the things right before I go.
But... Shang made men out of them o.o
"Oh that's what's that is li-."
Bro im more man than most can handle you gonna make a paranoid schizophrenic outta me. Fuckin quit it.
He did not. He basically turned Mulan back into a woman. The whole thing was Mushu's idea.
The whole thing was Mulan's ideas. Mushu is the emotional support liz... dragon.
Schizophrenia is not adult onset. Unless drug induced. Mostly. You would have become schizophrenic at puberty, statistically. You're just paranoid and by that I mean you're being a fanny.
I wanna be a fkn dragon ok?!
Put on little wings like Dumud did! Dream big!
Thanks for shooting straight and calling me a pansy bro I appreciate it
Paddy bo fanny banana dick doe rammy
Now you’re trying to hard
I always do. Maximum effort
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That’s an….interesting choice
DOnt know the lyrics just know ppl wouldnt stop spamming it
That sounds like an intro to an anime
When i hear it I just hear someone falling down the stairs or some edgy anime tubers outro
Damn man that’s a dark thought. Now I’m sitting here wondering what music is gonna play at my funeral. What have you people done to me?
I dont want people to be sad at my funeral so imma have them play something funny. Like something typical from me which will make them laugh and remember the good times they had with me that would...make...them...cry...fuck
I don’t even think I want a funeral. Just call off work and do whatever you want. That’s my favorite way to live life and it’s the best way to honor my memory.

Set up funeral plans and put in the plans asking the parlor to play special music, have certain speakers, and to write work excuses as people come in for their arrival time and for the "supposed" end time of the funeral. Have them put up a sign that to pay their respects they are to leave and enjoy the day
What if I want to go to work??
Nah bro. That’s dishonoring my memory. Take a naughty day.
What if I go to work but I don't do any work???
And I flirt with all the 3rd party contractors
Tell em my name is "Paddy because I rock a fatty?"
Like for real though. I don’t even care if I know you. When I die everyone on the planet has my permission to tell their boss I was someone important in their lives. Brother, friend, uncle, idc. Just call off of work and use me as an excuse to do it.
Guys what game should I play: Batman Arkham,the Witcher 3,palworld,hollow knight?
Morning.
Hollow Knight
Audio from my friend and I playing Palworld
Music:
Hedge Your Bets - TrackTribe
Two Moons - Bobby Richards
#animation #palworld
A
B
C
True
Bro 2 minutes with no messages in off topic?
That’s surprising
I was tryna sleep standing up
Good idea
good morning frens 
Hello hello
Bro I can’t even sleep yet 😢 there’s a stranger in my bed
Anybody here into doing nuzlocke runs? I am looking for someone to do randomized soulslocke runs
how are ya all today? 
Been stuck awake for 3 hours now. Getting very grumpy about it. I haven't gotten consistent sleep in WEEKS. This is bullshit. The no sleep thing is SUPPOSED to be AFTER the baby arrives.
What’s that
I’m also stuck awake and I’m also not very happy about it
Yeah but that's your job. My body is just being a Dick around this.
I’m not even at work I’m home. My gfs little sister spent the night last night and she’s sleeping in my bed
its a challenge run in a pokemon game, you only need an emulator for that
Oh I thought it was a palworld version of the nuzlocke
You actually came in here to ask people to play Pokemon with you?
yep, tried it many different servers
There's HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS even, FB groups you could ask that shit in...
As an avid lover of Pokemon... Lemme be the first to say: Get The fuck outta here with your bullshit.
Does anyone else’s multiplayer games crash?
this is off-topic and lots of people that like Palworld, also enjoy pokemon
Oh he’s gonna take that wrong
if you arent interested, you can ignore me asking
Sure is, but your audacity belong in a fucking museum.
👀
What do you mean Audacity?
I must have hurt that persons family in another life or something
I told you man, I ain't for this shit this morning.
She’s got a very valid excuse imo lol
its all chill, dont worry 😄
I did ask friends first, then started to ask on reddit and pokemon related servers
I'm gonna tear my room apart soon to find the ambien...
How do people even do a nuzlocke challenge together? Pokémon doesn’t have that kinda multiplayer does it?
Just taking a break from Palworld, since I got most Pals breeded perfectly and so on, just waiting for content update
Legit though, tons of groups that are very active on fb that do that stuff.
screenshare over discord
havent been on FB in many years
So you both play solo but watch each other?
We can’t talk about Pokémon?
and talk to each other
I love vulpix
Highly suggest it. It's how I farmed my BBQ points for the scarlet/violet expansions
Is it cause it’s a red head?
I will try it out
Like it’s Scottish get it?
Togepi and Vulpix are the best that’s why
Ninetales used to be my favorite 
Volcorona and Dragonite are the best
Correct
Nine tales and arcanine were my oh favorites though
I am basic, I love Rayquaza
Correct
Mew, sylveon, alolan ninetails, mimikyu. To name some of my favorites.
I like Togepi but none of the evolutions
I like fairy types. 👀
got any good international pokemon groups you can recommend? I have scrolled past so many pokemon go groups now...
on Pokemon Day presents - library games Pokemon for Nintendo Switch Online 🐀
For like, which game or just Pokemon in general?
ya dont like togethick? D:
for now I aim for gen 3-5
cosplay for the nurse 
Togepi outfit!
joins a palworld server and everyone is talking about pokemon D:
It’s off topic. Go to #palworld-general
Hello humans
cafe remix, pokemon go, pokemon unite, pokemon scarlet violet (raid battle) and 30 minutes presentation gone
oh hi. welcom
yea. we talk about a lot of stuffs here. if ya want to talk only about palworld, go here:
#palworld-steam
#palworld-general
Hello human I would like to talk about palworld with you fellow human
What about egg
Hello humanoid egg human
I haven't done much for emulators tbh. The union circle for scarlet violet is very active.
i wouldn't go so far as to call myself human
You are a good egg
Cyborg?
I already hatched human
more dredge of society
You are a good egg discharge
Thanks egg human
You are egg human egg man human man egg nest
Cupboard mug cup human
lady egg?
Egg lady egg man lady egg
Mmmm human flesh
Hmmm
I'm very lost.
vroooooooooooom
I could eat all the direhowls in your pack in 1.30s.40
I’m lady egg thank u
We get to celebrate you soon
Oh my
I love Jameson
i dont drink alchohol 
Nether do I … but I’ll still pop the bottle
You do not celebrate Stpaddys day with champagne
You will drink whiskey and beer that’s been dyed green and you will fuckin like it
But that’s not the celebration drink
It doesn’t have a cork that flies at the speed of a bullet
Proper whisky for the record
What, do you drink yo to party?
Caos drinking fuckin milk on Stpaddys day
Green milk
"fuckin milk"
Milk from fuckin is different
Awe you made it weird
looking for a group to play palworld with mainly. guys but girls especially, want to get at least one guy and one girl before playing together for balance. im 20, and on a lot of the time and will start a world for us and if asked ill leave it running if you want to play when im not active. lmk if anyones interested. if you wanna dm me @ me first so i know who to look for in dm requests!🙃
Paddy shouldn’t you be sleeping
"guys and girls especially"? What does that mean? /gen
sorry
As opposed to puppies and kittens duh
i meant guys but girls especially
Makes sense
OOOH
kittens arent allowed?? awww
I can’t yet my gf little sister is sleeping on my bed and there’s not a chance in hell I’m bending my pride enough to sleep on a couch in my own home.
kittens are totally allowed!
Pick her up and drop her
What about puppies
yes!
The biggest issue is that my mattress is EXTREMELY comfortable so she may be out for awhile
yeah sorry shouldve clearified lol
Wake her with water
I’m considering it for real. I’m pretty sure I passed the threshold of normal functioning like 3 hours ago
From a spray bottle
Absolutely not.
Dude I would tell her to get up you’ve been on night shift like legit make her a tea or coffee to sweeten the deal
Air horn?
the fact that you are ok with someone else sleeping in your bed to begin with is quite something - I could never
I don’t wanna make the kid feel uncomfortable and unwelcome. I’m too nice for you people
We evil
Ok is a stretch. But it’s just my gfs little sister. Better than another man.
Well maybe you could make some toast and tea for her and then be like “Haha, wakey wakey. I really gotta sleep.”
I suppose
If you eat socks, and your favorite number in the alphabet is purple, how many waffles are you going to put in the toilet?
Yes
I am an OC
What’s a OC?
Original character
Well then no i don’t
Why does this name sound familiar...
I have cookies
do i need one
nah. isnt a need
its just fun to make ocs and mess with it
🔫
share
They’re really good
I see
No milk only cookies but Iori brought the milk
do you still have cookies to share?
Yis
I ate like two and I don’t want anymore
only iori gets cookies
mods privilege
No everyone can have cookies
We don't have a racoon pal
IORIIIII
My stummy hurts~
Mine? Idk, maybe you've seen me on other servers?
imagine a wild pal that gets in your base, steal/grab any item thats on the floor and run away 
If It's wood, stone or a repair kit, I wouldn't be bothered tbf
It would be funny if by doing it the whole base ganged up on it
Same gif different angles
Then chase it that be funny
NOOO
YESSSSSS
Why would you punch him. He's a single celled organism
I would punch him using my ultra Pokémon…ANOTHER SINGLE CELLED ORGANISM
What’s that gif :0
Cat shoot fireball boom boom
I wish they would restrict the Steam forums to only people who own the game, it's so tedious seeing so many shitposts
Same. I feel like only people who own the game should be able to post there since there are a lot of pokemon players just meming it bcz they cant accept the fact that palword is just peak
NOOOOOOOOOOOO BABY DUCK
I meant that kick for the baby cat
This actually looks like my pfp 💀
Omg true true
About how well it works out atm for me to offer food.
evil! XD
I had bacon I feel better
Pregnant peoples sharing food with others is a rarity, especially late pregnancy. 😅😅😅
in theory, youre already sharing all the time 
Oh I meant like, outside of sharing with the baby. XD like, actual human beings outside the womb.
Sharing is caring
my wife every morning
Favorite Joji song, k go.
Glimpse of Us
Snack finished, prenatal taken, hunter x hunter on TV. Now to try to make myself comfortable enough to rest.
Not familiar with them.
Smithereens is my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnqIvJpT7Uo I think this is his most recent album, He used to be PinkGuy on Youtube.
- Glimpse of Us
- Feeling Like The End
- Die For You
- Before The Day Is Over
- Dissolve
- NIGHT RIDER
- BLAHBLAHBLAH DEMO
- YUKON (INTERLUDE)
- 1AM FREESTYLE
#joji #smithereens
I'll have to check it out later
How do I get to have a rank like you? Yellow is my color.
Hunter x Hunter is pretty much my favorite anime at this point.
That's mod status, bud.
It has a melancholy vibe just a heads up. It really sets a vibe..
Sheesh it's good but your favorite? It's in my top 10 for sure.
Where's the application? I am dult.
for starters, you dont ask for it. failed the first test. 
Who asked for it? I asked about it in general how to get it :3
Black butler is up there as well. I'm not sure who is the top spot. Most top anime's of others don't even touch my top rank.
If your not reading the manga my wife said you're missing out.
frieren in your list?
Negative.
have you considered watching it?
I want to wait to get physical copies, which atm is gonna be lower on my list of things to do.
I bet you'd like Inuyasha rn.
Wasn't aware of it. I had to look it up.
Inuyasha was one I grew up watching.
Heck yeah!
I tend to prefer anime's that have more than 1 or 2 seasons.
i wanna ride my victor n shadowbeak ;C
season is just started, would need to wait some years for season 2+ to start.
also can i promote my personal game server hosting discord somewhere here?
no
ty
try to post a discord link, see what happens.
ima go make some theoretical popcorn
No cap I can't wait 6 years for 3 seasons.. I think I'm currently watching over 30 different anime's all coming out at different times. Usually 12/24 episode/season
just cuz ur sitting behind a chair doesnt mean much lol but irl getting somewhere helps
Often times they are ones that are just made to promote the manga, which I understand, but reading stuff like that requires a lot of effort/money to invest in
eitherway cheers to the respectful ppl out there!
Damn, ballsy to talk to someone who mods here. Like that.
You're super sus.
If this was my server, I would have tossed your ass out so fast, you would have passed yourself on the way out. 👀
ima call my victor n shadowbeak on you all
But good on ya for those pair of balls you are sporting, I guess.
im not in a chair, im in a bed. i like to be comfy and lazy.
my soul animal right here
im not discussing it because #rules 13 exists. advise one to go read it. thanks!
Why do people feel the need to cheat?
Idk I’ve never figured that out
I can't stand when someone at my work brags about catching the first Banditboss/Pal duo.
its not a cheat if its in the game its a bug
exploit but still.
My friend did it in like the first few days of the game releasing, I thought it was a bug tbh. Didn't realize it was a cheat
I kinda like challenges but cheating gets rid of the challenge
So I’ve never understood the point of it
Do you think you are some fucking big shot here? No one gives a fuck, my dude. Go strut your feathers elsewhere.
get that stick out of your ass if you get mad for learning things lmfao
Exploiting/Glitching/Cheating/Hex Editing their all lame and boring ways to play.
copium needed here for many
I’m honestly giving up playing trying to play multiplayer games with my friends. They never invite me or too busy to play.
thankfully the game is much better than this toxic discord!!!
Learning things? I'm aware of things. Have you tried taking a long walk off a steep cliff? You are only showing what a colossal waste of skincells collected together.
just relax and go about your way. no need for insults or fighting.
You and my friend have this problem. I'm a dad now so we've grown apart.. I try to message him but he's a closet narcissist so he ignores me now.
Is that guy still mad he didn't get to advertise his discord?
and they left.
Sometimes I see them playing a game that I have him like. Hey, I got that game too and they never invite me.
Came here to brag about exploits like he invented it, should look for simps elsewhere. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Either you guys aren't as tight as you think you are or he's not the person you thought he was.
He was offended because he's a 12 year old sussy baka that exploits hahaha.
He was not the only one I mentioned I had the same game
i just wanted to see them post the link. you all wouldn't see it, but i'd get to see a show in the log. been 90 minutes since auto-mod last acted. it cant sleep more than me. 😡
What games do you have? I barely have time but I can talk i wont ignore lol.
As I was playing palworld , I saw my other friends playing it too
I gave my dad shit when he brought them to my game. He stopped pretty much right away or stopped talking about it to me, cuz he knew I wasn't for it.
i could say the nword and delete it right after if it makes you feel better. nenteendo
never say that n word. this is a yes-only server.
can i say ||frieren smelly||?
Damn I was ready for explosions
I also tried to play lethal company. I bought two copies for friends. One of them was busy. The other one was playing with me for a while, and then he got invite to play the game with someone else, so he went with them.
Pal blast
Those aren't friends. Those are leeches. Or maybe you could, and don't be offended by this. Overwhelming.
I really need to stop making 32 oz glasses of chocolate milk, and then nearly slamming them. Or at least stop being surprised when my stomach feels overfull.... 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Ya idk why but whenever I do seldomly decide to drink it the glass is suddenly gone. Im like, wtf?
It's like my one thing my baby seems to be obsessed with making me crave.
i bough lethal company and played 25 hours in the past 4-5 months. i only play with friends when they do have some time but i don't push them to play it. sometimes they're busy and had other plans, not the end of the world though.
My wife craved Guacamole super bad.
That's how I look at Palworld/Enchanted rn.
The 4 C's for me, from the start to now.
Chicken
Cheese
Chocolate
Cherries.
No pickles and icecream?
I am a HUGE pickle fan to begin with, so it wasn't much of a change.
I don't buy games to play with friends. They get too far while I'm at work
Kinda ruins the fun lol
enchanted?
Enshrouded* sorry I'm somwhere between able to think and not able to comprehend lol.
i purchased enshrouded but refunded it. didnt like it. atmosphere is nice, but beyond that, nothing.
Dude this is how I've been feeling the last 3 games. Baldurs Gate 3 was basically ruined 2 days later because he played on another save.
I'm keeping it because when it goes $60 on release the building will be soooooo good.
bg3 i played the early builds of before the official launch. and several hundred hours since official launch. good game but need breaks between sessions.
assuming the game goes up in price
some companies are decent, pocketpair, and dont raise the price of the game.
I'm waiting for the DLC and steam support for mods
Valheim too. No offense to Palworld but the "hitboxes" for the building stuff is so large and unrefined that without mods I can't make a decent looking building. Which sucks cause 60% of my time is re-making my base in palworld while my wife breeds.
I have a number of games I got to play with friends a while back. When I would get home from work they would all tell me they were done playing for the day, and they weren't available on the weekends due to D&D sessions.
True
same
in my 700+ hours of playtime, ive spent maybe like 20 actually building, and 0 of it breeding. ive yet to start breeding actually.
Dam, it's worthwhile to breed
I mostly did it to get my emo little pony.
waiting on discord to remove is slow...
So much work goes into breeding though.....
Ya I hate when I get home from work and he's like "Sorry already played that" i'm like jeez dude either i'm old or you got nothing better to do now days then play games
oi @wild mountain
#fan-art-ファンアート message
Yeah.... it's kind of a bummer
I refuse to breed/murder them
I sell them to the pal merchant or the black market trader
What we all listening to rn? /watch?v=mmKguZohAck
dont have a lucky deck yet. will breed once i finish it.
i murder/sell whatever i dont need. if it has no use, it's gone.
Me to I don’t wanna butcher them lol
A true dictator.
breeding is hell right now; i definitely hope improvements will be made to make it less random
I never unlocked the butcher knife xD
Same I refuse to
There are like.... at least 3 pals you CAN'T get without using breeding, just a heads-up.
Is this Pals or Discord Users? 😄
i used the butcher knife for schematic farming and that's about it
I've decided condencing them doesn't kill them but it fuses them, like Picollo did to Nail on planet Namek.
no dictator here, just a collector of lucky pals.
I saw a meme that made me feel so horrible for using the condenser lol
dungeon exclusive spawns and some that are breed only that cannot be lucky. yet i saw a guy that had them lucky and reddit roasted them for it. 😂
I don’t really ask them much at all
Again with the cheaters pretending to be good at the game.. so annoyingly sad.
He cheated if he got em. So yeah, he SHOULD be roasted.
I went to a syndicate camp last night. Was killing them and then heard the shiny noise. Started looking around for it and when I finally found it, it was walking right into the otherside of the camp 😱 I raced over there and grabbed it as quickly as I could. I lucked out that the gunner I couldn't hit was a bad shot. (It moved into one of those glitchy spots where it could hit you, but you and your pals couldn't hit it)
Two parent noxs was breeding and then birthed a child nox and the pal tamer put the child into the condenser and feed it to the parents lol
someone recently posted having 13 boxes of lucky pals. had every dungeon exclusive and multiple at that....
Listen Zach, you need to find more available friends and if the old friends care, they will message you regularly.
while i dont care about them having so many, it's just odd to see so many that you never see in the overworld as they can never spawn there and yet they had so many of those
Zeek* sorry.
I just want to find a shiny direhowl I been searching for days
Any others are just a bonus
Shiny?
Had to of either HEAVILY modified stuff or flat out cheated. Both of which discredits the work tbh.
Shiny = lucky
big pal
ive maybe 6-7 boxes of them. but ive only about half the deck atm. rest are dupes. none of them are the dungeon spawns.
Dude, I cannot with you right now do.
Shiny=lucky=big
a lucky dumud is about the same size as a normal one 
O.o? Shiny = the ones that have the lucky trait...?
caps lock/stroke/ dont ask
and ive never seen the flower gumoss be lucky despite the claims. no one provided an image of it.
My alpha dungeon celeray FEELS like a cheat, it isn't obviously.
i remember my Pokémon fan friend encountering a mossandra lux for the first time and thinking he found a shiny
Not sure what I did o.O
Everything
I just realized sarcasm doesn't translate in text, ignore me I'm an idiot.
So a dumud
I have done everything, and nothing.... I have become supreme O.O
My lucky dinossom is honestly been a blessing as curse. I can't find any other normal dinossoms really since to condense with.
dumud does actual work around the base.
my friend had one moving about and it freaked me out.
My Dumud keeps the crops watered, makes my paladium, picks up things other pals dropped, tries to fly off the cliff into the ranch, and makes flour all with a smile
I've only encountered 2 luckies and their both the sheep one.
im tired and haven't played in 2 days i can't remember its name 😢
I encountered a shiny mammoth and it was 20 levels over lol
next one will also be a lamball. i am calling it. (my first 3 lucky pals were all lamball)
Which moderator can I write to complain about a server member?
Lamball, why can't i remember their names?
Type out your complaint right here and pray.
I wish.
I wanna read it cause i'm nozy and want to see.
I need to send screenshots for proof
Oh send to me, I can't do anything but I'm interested in the drama.
the most recent lucky i captured was me stealing my friend's lucky. 😂 i was out shopping the other day, returned home and hopped into their world. they were an hour and 10 minutes into fighting and attempting to capture a level 50 firin noct. i asked them to drop some spheres and stole it with 8/12 spheres thrown. 😂
after I talk w moderator alr
Oof you're terrible! I'd be pissed. I'm pretty sure my friend did this to me because he said "Oh a hear a lucky near you" I was like "what you hear it?" and I play on silent most the time cause my daughter sleeps but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeiiiittt
hii. You r moderator right? Can I dm you w one guy whos breaking the rules?
I wish they had different furpatterns/colors like shinies did.
good thing we dont have those around here. please don't dm kanae, icoplum, nor other non EN-moderators.
alr
Note how he didn't mention himself.
Would it be any benefit having one of those ticket-bot type things, or do you think it'd just get spammed constantly?
sure.
Iori reminds me of an Admin I once had in my RSPS. Dedicated and good at doing it too.
that's when it's at its best
Yall
I was today years old when I learned that Pals can work from inside the hot tub
it was nice while it lasted
Huhhhhh?
Why tho, the whole point is that they're recovering
someone had a post earlier about how they had a bed above a cooler and the pal was cooling it while in bed, lol
twitch streamer pal? 
Lmao
Lovander hottub stream

😐
it would make mony, for sure 
good idea. ill work on making that a reality.
Hen tie?
im jealous! i want capture one of those! 
It was such a fuckin crazy situation how I got this baby
How did you decide upon the name Steve Christ
chillet ready for twitch stream career
I went as close as I was allowed to build, and then I built a little stand out of stone pillars with some walls. Then I sent my bushi to agro them, and I recalled her, and then I spent like a half hour shooting and dodging attacks in my little fortress
I was down to my last balls and I somehow caught paladius with only a 2% chance, it was so fuckingn cool
Legally distinct Jesus, he is my steed for protecting pal-kind from the evil poachers
He is a beautiful shining boy but he only had level 2 mining and he’s a lil dumb
But I love him and he is great
There was no shot I would be able to catch necromus so I just booked it after I caught paladius lmao
You need to catch him and make a legally distinct Lucifer at some point
that's my first time seeing chillet use that. mine always sat in my party or in a box. i was kind and never made it work unlike the others with their depression and major injuries...
mammorest using the small hot spring is funnier, but i can't post the image
I'd tier 4 sub and donate my life savings
Oh no...
That could go many ways, none of them good
I think it'd be good
a single lovander hot tub steam could fund palworld 2 in itself
Just a base full of loveanders, stream only set on the hotsprings
Post in media or screenshot channel then link it here
i stole it from this server so it's here somewhere lol
Pals in the base don't suddenly get those statuses. Stop mistreating your pals 😔
Oh no
they're caused by low San, so you need something more than uncooked berries. even cooked berries are usually enough to avoid injuries