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Look at the back ground
I am joking btw š
Oh gawd not this stupid discussion again
Ah, I see them. Yeah. 20 bucks is 20 bucks. They gotta pay their owners for all the food and meds they get somehow.
Lol
Yeah...it begins. I'm just a spectator. -=grabs popcorn=-
There's plenty of free food in the 9000000 raw berries to eat
Oi! Iād totally get kidnapped by lovanders.
Sadly they wanted mammorest steak
Mine eat whatever they please, including the cake ingredients. Imma make em work those poles till they pay it back.
By the way, sick background and pfp š
What was the purpose of dazzi btw? Do they drop electric organs when assigned to ranch?
Pokemon....Pal World....no matter which one you choose, they are both forms of indentured servitude. LMFAO! š¤£
They attack enemies outside of being active so an extra pal
Yes what do they do as a job?
Like when assigned to base
Nothing that's all. Not like the flames
Yeah, but in PokĆ©mon, you donāt get any choices about how they pay you back. You just use them to beat kids up for lunch money š
I once had a team of 5 daedreams
They all followed me around it was really funny
I tried that, but I found running extra combat pals on xbox just led to more frequent crashes on xbox
I need to steal the pfp and background š
True. The developers made Pal World to market more to "Western Audiences" because "Americans like guns." So it's Pokemon with Rambo Knives and AK47's
That and they get in the way of combat and ball throwing.
I mean I can send it to you, but it's definitely nsfw xD
Can I join the LBE?
Anyone can join our cult LBE
I used to have a lovander pit in here. The mods filled it in š
Did you have exactly 69 of them? LMAO
No, we had 15 of them
Actually it would be funny if when lovander is assigned in the breeding farm with any other pal the off spring comes always as the other pal
Never mind....the joke was lost. Le sigh. lol
No, I understood the joke.
Honestly it's how it should work. Shed be the perfect ditto
Then you should have just lied and said "yeah." LMFAO JK
Or maybe do it with no cake like she already wants to why give her a thing to motivate her?
Hey, Iām the only person to tag all the mods and chuck em in a cage full of lovanders and get away with it (probably because they were either dying of laughter, or, they liked it).
Fair enough. I'd watch that on YT for all of a few minutes for a good laugh
Itās too early for the weird chat
What's weird
Itās 7pm, itās perfect for chats about lovanders, cages and moderators š
2am here, how's the future
She probably scrolled back to the semi-debate on philosophy and the meaning of life. LMAO
Isnāt that the same pit that mal threw me in?
Same as usual, foggy ball with a chance of not being an authentic crystal one
You are absolutely right. But what youāre describing with people that have to spend their lives working for a few years of retirement isnāt a matter of money doesnāt buy happiness, itās a matter of the majority of people not being able to afford happiness on the pittance they make as an annual salary. I donāt see people as happy just because theyāre happy where theyāre at in life. I see that as a lack of ambition. A coping mechanism to deal with the way society works. Being happy with a sliver while thereās an entire pie up for grabs isnāt really happiness. Itās complacency thatās lead to stagnation.
You live in Australia don't you!
KANGAROO look suspiciously like lovanders
Great now I have to read all your comments with an accent
I mean, I havenāt hidden the fact that Iām a paid actor hired to promote that Australia exists.
Shadow of the Erdtree could not drop any sooner omfg....
Just read it as Mel Gibson (mad max era)
(Reference to that weird Scottish guy who hates Australia).
I really tried to like Elden Ring and itās a great game I just donāt think itās my style
You probably forget I've only been in this chat for all of 4 or 5 days and couldn't possibly have known that. I just made an educated guess. But the kangaroo is a dead giveaway. LMAO
I cant get enough of Elden ring...I cannot wait till this dlc drops... god i need something to no life again
Iāve mentioned Iām in Australia numerous times in chat the last few days I think š
Iāve never even played elden ring cause Iām not a fuckin NERD
https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-birthday-gif-25151808
Traffic in Oz.
You could make a killing reviewing pals on YouTube in a Steve Irwin style
The Doof Wagon was the best part of that movie š
Eeewwwww then Iād become what I dislike š
That said, it would be amusing to do that, or do it David Attenborough style
Thereās a guy that does this with live animals and itās fucking hilarious
Wait you're onto something..
And the ones with snoop dog narrating for nature
The snoop dog ones are gold
āAnd here we are, night time, in the desert. The habitat of the infamous lovander. Known for their insatiable hunger, theyāve moved on to other āpreyā, humansā
āCrikey, would ya look at her, sheās coming right at usā
āI believe, Mr Irwin, that we need to leaveā
āYeah, nah, Davo, we gotta get closer to get a gander at these beautsā
A dream that shall never be š a collab with Steve Irwin and David Attenborough š
AI can make it happen
It needs to happen š
Better if admins post patch notes, than how many downloads.
1 month, and only change weight..., is so ...
Also send the goodies š
Letās keep it SFW you two
What were you expecting in a month?
Found it š
People act like this team is bad. They never experienced wildhearts developers and silence
at least something to make it possible to play in multiplayer
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I accidentally copied the wrong link and got myself timed out. LMAO!
Iāve played multiplayer since launch without issues can you be more specific?
if i ever found a game that had updates every few weeks, thatd be a blessing lmao
People always seem to think EA games are gonna pump out weekly to bi-weekly content for some reason. Like the devs have the entire game developed ahead of time and just chose to stagger it out
Cheats, black screens, all servers wait this, without fixes game, the more players there are, the faster it starts
You know theyāre working on something thatās requiring a fair bit of time to complete. Updates wonāt happen like candy from a coin machineā¦..
theyre looking into cheats after february
actually not sure if it was an update that theyll post after february
Not much can be done about cheats. Thereās not a game in the genre that has official servers and no cheaters. Idk what youāre talking about with black screens as Iāve never experienced it.
Yes, but you think if they work, after week nomore than one change?
IDK what you're talking about, but I'm going to follow this with "and also crossplay." That's taking a lot of debugging and seems like it will still be a while before that as well as new content updates happen."
EA wasn't even the villain that time. The dev team literally went silent for 6 months then came back to say "...Took a holiday, here's a recolor of a boss nobody cares about"
maybe infinite loading screens when server goes down? that could be fixed by an automatic check that happens every few seconds when connecting maybe
Already more than 50% official servers have black screen, and you'll never play there again
otherwise idk what black screen that is, could be a technical problem on your end
woah what the
Idk. A lot of people who play on official servers attribute issues caused by players to poor server quality and dev performance. Like Ark official servers are some of the most powerful used in the industry. Yet people complain about them when the majority of issues are caused by players building massive structures, Gacha towers, stacking babies for breeding, building 200 cloning chambers. I remember when they released the official saves and people had meltdowns because their 5k dollar pc couldnāt handle the load.
A week isnāt enough time to implement all that needs to be done.
Black screens only a part of the issues, thereās also the locking down/ cutting back the amount of hacks that are happening, as well as various stability issues that need resolving.
I mean...in addition to working on some big updates they're working on cross play. @rapid marsh And that I'm not sure what you were referring to. My bad. Saying "IDK what you're talking about," comes out the wrong way and could be read as rude. Sorry about that.
It would take a LOT of rework to their ToS for them to implement a different or additional and more aggressive anti-cheat engine.
Nah all good, cross play canāt even be considered until the amount of hack/ exploits is reduced.
do the devs manually ban hackers?
Most often thatās handled by an enforcement team and not the actual developers
RIGHT! Which is why I followed up with that second one about the ToS. It's gonna take a lot of work and MAYBE a Pal World 2.0 or something.
well i just wonder if theres someone at least banning hackers manually before they get a full system going. although i guess thats a lot of work but idk
Yup, plus thereās also the modding community to consider, some of those mods, they will likely wish to make available to console players.
Not sure. Unfortunately hackers are just something you have to deal with in the genre because they really canāt be stopped.
if pirating really is that easy for palworld then alt accounts can be spawned very easy as well
They get IP banned and their account banned, but that doesn't stop people who are persistent from creating new accounts and using multi-layer proxys
alr yap that makes sense
Well, put it this way, the amount of work that poor ol Bucky boi does behind the scenes, is a fair bit, and heās only sleuthing the discord and gods knows what else heās up to.
A ban hammer team to slap hackers are going to be working just as hard, if not harder, as some hackers are in, then out of a server before anyone can report.
wonder how good a votekicking system is, i think people might abuse that tho
Itās not that great of a system. Itās very very easily abused.
Yeah. Lots of innocent players would get fucked by something like that.
yeah most early multiplay games have that system so its familiar to me at least
Yeah itās never a good idea to give players that kind of power
Iāve seen eso trials where a votekick gets thrown in just before the final boss dropsā¦.
DDDDUUUUDE! Cold hard facts!
Also. ESO is mah shit! LOL
This, šÆ.
Now, sometimes the votekick is warranted. However usually this is done BEFORE final boss, and a replacement is called, after explaining to the offending person what theyāve done. Others are just asshats.
Others are just loot snipers. LOL
kids spamming votekick on a person they dont like every few minutes
Nah, loot snipes donāt happen, everyone gets a dedicated drop. What it is, is youāll get a group of tryhard sweats who get salty that you havenāt gone down once during a vet trial.
Exactly. All it would take is for someone...just one person.....not to like your face cause you exist....and they'd get all their friends to upvote banning you from the server.....seen that many many times before.
oh yeah in future when veteran players appear, could be a case where new players just get kicked by older players as well
In ff14 you only need 2 of 4 votes. You run into power couple players a lot in basic dungeons that act like God and will vote kick if you pull to fast, pull before the tank, don't encourage their online waifu catgirl wife/girlfriend enough. I loathe them.
Used to get that in Neverwinter too, during Malabogs castle runs š
There's that too.
I play eso on the Xbox, pc players get very nosey about your drops. Thereās a widget on pc that tells players whoās dropped whatā¦..
RNG is still a factor though, so the less ways you have to split the drops, the better the RNG potentially can be especially if you're in a party of 2.
Wife and I played nw until just after the castle of strand (?) update. The toxicity over the party damage/heal/tank meter is beyond hope
I do too. Although ever since I built my PC earlier last year I'm wondering why I even still have the XBone plugged in. I haven't turned it on in ages.
Late last year should I say. 1st week of Nov 2023
Omfgā¦.. donāt get me started on that updateā¦ā¦.. I used to play NW on PS4 (mod 11 release) and mained a trapper ranger.
Straad update there was an infinite ingame currency glitch that was doable in the zone.
Entire economy completely fucked.
Used to get kicked from groups back then for maining a HR.
They could have stopped that outpouring of currency but just let it go for almost a month or more
Yeah, then banwaved 60% of the population for it
Yeah....I'm glad I never participated in the glitch...mind you when I first heard about it, I was sorely tempted. LOL
I never partook in that exploit, so my acct was fine, but there was 25 in the guild I ran with that didā¦.
The worst part of that update was grinding for those effing cards and them patching any convenient way to farm them.
So it was a gutted guild
My wife on her warlock could duo with my berserker through almost any hunt without a problem. Then the class balance hit and we both dropped our investment and went to ff14
And locking progress behind paywalls, changing how enchantment worked and not reimbursing players, final straw was the removal of lv80 and dropping people to progression tiers for levelling, and locking content behind yet more paywalls
I had over $1000 in rolled shit on my character made absolutely useless thanks to that update
I only guild up with people I know IRL and fortunately we decided not to be dumb. Losing your guild mates sucks if you've been rolling with them since day 1. Mind you I said "I was sorely tempted." But fortunately never fucked with any dupes or exploits. In ANY game for that matter, I'm not putting grind hours into a game, especially one that has a pay system....for example Guild Wars 2 <which I don't play anymore] and getting my expensive ass account perma-banned. LOL
Don't even ask how much my wife spent on the starlight festival xD
10bil or more. Easy LOL
I dropped about 1.5k into the game. Stopped dropping cash at the jungles update. My hunter ranger was a trapper build that ran ahead and tied shit down, soloed well of dragons (was consistently getting the white dragon down to 1/10th hp before despawn etc).
The class I was told āwould be able to solo Jack shitā.
OMG TIAMAT
Oh you meant tangible currency. Yeah I can see 1.5k I've seen people blow a LOT more on pixels like "gacha" games before so I get it.
Tia raids were fucking boss
Some groups of that man...
Get a mad group and it was all 5 heads simultaneously dead. Crap group and watch chat blow up š
One of my best friends used to spend so much on osawari island that the devs would tag him on discord when his waifu banner was added.
Demogorgon raids though š
That's....just sad on so many levels. Weebs with no impulse control shouldn't be allowed to have money. LMAO
Palworld dead game
I don't even know what that is, but you said "waifu banner" and that was all the info I needed. LOL
You are
Nah bruh, see, PokĆ©monās been dead a long time, itās just decomposing slowly.
Are you on drugs?
Are you on drugs?
You're a troll
Don't feed the troll. He came outta the gate trying to start shit. Clearly. Just ignore it. aka Legend
Hey, I aināt the one coming out swinging the ādead gameā banner.
Point on the Pikachu where Winter hurt you, Nurse UwU will be with you shortly.
And nurse OwO will sooth you with that gardevoir you lewd so much.
You're delusional
I see that banner a wavin bruh.
So, ya gonna point on the pikachu where I hurt you bro.
I don't even own a switch
What else donāt ya own š emulator on pc? Old series game boys? Ds? 3ds? Emulator on a cracked phone?
Gfy
After you my good sir.
You are the troll
I, am no troll, just a humble bastard. So, where did I hurt you. Show me.
Bro if you block him, he wins. Donāt do that. Be a man.
Nah, heās conceded defeat. He was wavin the āpalworld dead gameā banner.
This is why I hate leftists
Look at that simp banner of ādead gameā, and Iām the meanie troll š so much sadness.
Imagine being called a troll by the random entry who interrupted a decent conversation
I would rather have Putin as my leader
At least you admit to being a sheep thatās a plus
You beat me to this by 1 second
The only sheep is you I bet you're boosted 10x
I know quite a few Russians who live in Russia who would disagree with you.
Hey, heās Putin in the hard yards there š
Facts!
1x for life young lady
Month*
And you know, if heās a sheep, he definitely doesnāt want to live in newzealand. They shag sheep over there.
I think he got lost trying to look for R34 and ended up here
That's also why Scotts wear kilts. Because sheep get nervous at the sound of a zipper.
He called out the leftists and then admitted to wanting to be a Russian lmao
The original ninjas
Sounds just like a leftist to me. LMAO
So, where on the pikachu did stpaddy hurt you, oh, wait, itās dead š
Never happened you are delusional
Go get our Vodka comrade!
So many delusional people
Aww he blocked me. I can't react to his posts. LMAO
Niether can I, so I canāt put āstickybumholeā under any of them š
You know damn well heās still clicking the banner and reading your shit
Except that is where you are wrong
Of course. Otherwise I would have just sat back and kept eating my popcorn.
@cyan acorn Youāre not the main character.
Bruh...I might wear pikachu pj's but I am NOT fat. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imma eat popcorn anyway, this guys entertainment 101, calls people leftists and has a hard on for ol Putin.
People projecting and being delusional. Sad
Only delusional people contradict themselves then call other people delusional....what's that called? Oh yeah schizophrenia!
i left for a few hours and someone is already talking abt putin? š¤Ø
KEK! He's a Putin simp
Heās gonna open that š
where is he from?
Iām sure heās American
Lmao
No one really cared enough to ask. LMAO
Some of us do be like that
I'm not American
where are u from, dumbo?
So you are Russian then?
So far you have been wrong 100% in all your projections
No, youāre a simp.
His dreams have come true!!!
Well at least you have proved and admitted you are delusional
dead game??????? Mind if I bend your ear for some real dead games.
Are you angry or is this just the vodka talking comrade?
Is that the only fuckin' word more than 5 letters that you know? You clearly don't know the definition of the word.
Projection
oof not answering questions
ig you only have brains to bait like a bot
Like that pile of live service MMORPG corpses that wow killed?
Fuck Blizzard!
god dam
Nah, this goes back to when blizzard actually gave two shits and hit lightning with world of Warcraft.
Whole bunch of other companies wanted a slice and failed
It do be that. I play classic though. I quit back when Mists of Pandoria dropped.
90% of players left
Hold up and Iāll grab the video that has it
I donāt have the time or patience for classic but it is a lot of fun
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Where did they go?
Good little point of view that video is.
They went to helldivers2 and last epoch
To discord
raid shadow legends
I don't have the time anymore. I only get to play games on the weekends. My work tends to follow me home and I have to settle for chatting on discord as my source of entertainment.
To legends mums house?
I mean⦠Do not speak of comrades mother this way!
If I was going to die and I had my choice...this sure would be a cool way to go. I'd take a nuke over cancer any day!
Just get flash vaporized Ezpz
Ok, Iām done being an asshole š back to the regular program of chucklefucks.
Exactly.
He stopped responding. Must be nap time
Russians donāt take naps, they pass out from vodka consumption
Itās no fun when they come out swinging, then they curl up and cry when you slap em.
Chucklefucks. One of my coworkers callls stupid clients we have that after he angrily hangs up the phone.
Yeah same
I am back humans
Death by lightning kinda cool too
https://tenor.com/view/drag-futurama-got-you-come-on-gif-19534409
The only way to go.
Imagine if he put as much effort into browsing hentai as he does for simping putin, he'd prevent his chances of prostate cancer astronomically
OR THAT! Snoo snoo FTW LMFAO
Death by snu snu is my chosen way to go. Preferably the one on the far left. I been into chocolate lately!
Your dick would fall off, as hard as he simps Putin. Nah, you'd get burns on your dick.
I don't look at hentai or simp for Putin I'm not a degenerate like you
I'll second that. LOL
You literally said you want Putin to be your leader comrade
Shhh, just admit it, inside, youāre a simp for Putin inspired hentai.
Lmaoo
I'm not even russian
It's okay we know you want to be. White boys pretend to be Asian all the time.
Making stuff up
Just a wanna be huh?
100% incorrect
You guys are really bad at making assumptions
Itās not an assumption you literally said it out loud with your mouth on a public server
Yeah it is all assumptions I never said anything
Right here
stpaddy, why are you still feeding the unfunny troll
Bro just own it. Itās 2024 you donāt need to be a closet Russian.
Yeah like he's not even trying that hard
just cluttering this space w nonsense
just block and stop giving a shit
Le snek
Uh. Would you believe itās because Iām at work and donāt have anything better to do?
I'm just defending myself against these ignorant gaslighters
legend I literally do not give a shit say something interesting or go away
That's why I appreciate gamepass app on my phone
you can talk to someone else
there are quite the options lmaoo
gameass app? 
play cookie clicker or something idk
That's for horny hour, gamepass is for the normies
thatās why i have chess on my phone
so i wonāt be arguing here
iād arguing on chess instead xD
Yeah just play minesweeper
Only bond villains play mobile chess
nah dont hate on chess that shit is fun
Hey Iām untimed out!
mobile chess for the win
i donāt have enough friends for the real ones
and i donāt want to fight someoneās grandpa on the park bench
JUSTICE!!!
Stare at board for 2 hours and then make move yes
you dont have to fight someones grandpa at the park bench. Believe it or not you can throw hands anywhere, anytime.
chess definitely gets more fun with the addition of alcohol and buddies tho
hihi fam


you know that park chess grandpas also come in packs
so there is a good chance you can get jumped for making the wrong move
boss battle
My Dad used chess as a punishment. He's former FBI and they'd play chess constantly at the academy and even more seriously while in China for training there.
where can you i buy palword cheap?
from steam chief
35euro no cheap for me
then you're going to have to use methods I can't talk about here chief
Yarrr
i think they have discounts at the local bazaars
I went to a bazaar in Hyrule once
i went to grand bazaar in istanbul
nothing cheap there
You gotta unlock the giants purse first
Why do I feel like youāre not a Zelda fan and donāt get these references
you feel wrong
Eh I get that a LOT more often than I should.
Also if you ever need to win at online chess, hereās what you do. Open 2 chess apps. Have one set to the highest difficulty and you mimic all of your opponents moves on this one. Then you mirror all the computers moves against your opponent on the second app. Works every time.
it deprives me of the feeling of actual superiority which is the reason i do anything i do
it's called having honour
plus you can get reported for using AI. There are ways people can sorta detect that stuff.
Are you my spirit animal?
also of occasional rage if something goes wrong but iām working on thisš¤
Don't work on it, let the rage make you a worse person.
i can be
sorta like a daedric prince that you follow
i always felt a connection to hermaeus mora personally
I fuckin knew Oblivion was in Ukraine
writing from Quatch rn
guess tonights plan is to watch elder scrolls lore videos while playing minecraft
Is that like a town or something
man.. donāt embarrass us now
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. Iām not super worldly ok
oh no itās me who is dumb lmao
the english word is Kvatch
sorry bhahah
oh my god. how did i forget to watch avatar yesterday
Iām from small town America. I spent a large part of my life thinking the Chinese restaurant down the road was authentic
I know Kvatch
Oh man now I wanna play through oblivion again
itās a city where the first oblivion gates were opened
chinese takeaways situated in a ground floor flat >>>
i just transcripted it into english by myself
I wonder why they changed the names of the town tho
I wish you luck out there. My brother was deployed to Germany a while ago to build shelters with the US army for refugees.
out there you mean in Kvatch or in Ukraine?š¤£
we love pals
Probably not a lot of difference right now š
Everywhere in the region. I have friends on both sides that deal with the shitshow :p
Holy crap its almost 4am
@_@ good thing I work in 3 hours...
You have my sympathy
thank you!
man shut upš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
It Friday!
You have my sympathy too š¤£š«”ā¤ļø
Bro I donāt have another day off until March 8th
Whyyyyy
For some reason I keep thinking itās a good idea to sign up for over time⦠now Iām booked for a couple weeks
Youāre crazy
It sounded like a good idea at the time!
At least youāll be rich, you can go buy a Ferrari
I canāt even afford to rent a Ferrari
I am working on buying a house though so itās honestly for the best as much Iāll still complain about it when the time comes.
Well I wish you luck with the house buying!
You donāt need luck when youāre this fuckin good
Correct attitude
i have all next week free cuz its my bday week
i serching to rent a house next month but i cant pay 600 a month for a room
Iām done renting. Waste of money.
I will be Stpaddy, Lord of the Land!
im living with my folks soo i want to move out
well yeah and no i live in the same house as them but i have my own space. like the house is 2 houses with a door on the middle and i live alone already but im in a small town that has nothing to do
can i play palword from xbox w11 with steam players?
These hunger pangs at 4, almost 5 in the morning that have been waking me up the past week are getting a bit ridiculous. .-.
Not yet nu, last I checked.
They are running different versions so they aren't compatible, sorry to say.
Guess whoās back from the mute bin baby!
Zodiac said Fk it, and went to sleep, so I send his regards
Heya azzy!
H'ol up. You got a mute? Oh hun...
hey azzy hey winter
Hey Palit. ^^/
Yup, I got a mute, not sure if moderatorā¦ā¦. Or Legend being a whiny report spamming snowflake because they canāt handle the heat when they dish crap.
Wait who? send me a DM. I don't want you getting in trouble again potentially.
Iāll go one better and tag the start š
I'mma reheat some of my raviolis quick.
umm ravioly
Popcorn reruns for the channel š
winter got muted for clowning putin š unfair world
Pretty sure he slapped the report buttons like an rts player clicks a mouse. I say fair play and hope my report spams get him a mute too š eye for an eye.
out of every troll there was, heās the most boring one
my personal fav is mike
heās got an imagination at least
Bear cavalry!
yeah winter is a respetable member of the chat if he gets banned caos is in the horizon
Nah, if I get banned, then there goes a pillar of the shit stir community. Iāve noticed days where the chats quieter than a graveyard when myself, patty or others aināt about
Plus I only shit stir when itās called for.
XD
Diagnosis is incorrect, the proper diagnosis is human mecha operated by tiny human.
i ve just been drawing hard so i didnt talk to yall much
I have a doctorate in random facts š
You canāt prove this
well she is a humman mecha thats not a lie
source: it was disclosed to me in a dream
See! My diagnosis is right!
damn he went the mystik rout now we cant argue
Mystik route wonāt hold up in a court of law.
Usually I just get asked what the future holds, sadly the crystal balls cracked and Iām all outta beer
And Iām the best god damn bird lawyer in the world
i usually get mine on dreams thats why i like too sleep
when i wake up is the future so i can ask what holds
Usually when I sleep I wake up and realize that my existence is not in fact a waking nightmare
Futurama is legit one of my favorite shows
futurama killed the chatš
No. It was you outing yourself as a witch that killed the chat
Searches room for hex bag
when did that happen? mr inquisitor
burn the witch
you will have tummy ache in three days

You will wake up from a leg cramp
i was playing infinite craft some time ago and i got a 1rst discovery "Cthulu pornikorn hentai pornzila" the gratest discovery in humanity
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e2/Rob_Zombie_Dragula.jpg/220px-Rob_Zombie_Dragula.jpg Burn through the witches you ay?
i see stpaddy got scared.. good for him
Right here is where it happened. A blatant admission to practicing witchcraft
more like this

no burn my friend pls
The witches thrall!! Burn him too!
Oh. My. God. @rapid marsh @junior hawk You two are both absolute treasures. I just need you to know this.
wat
What did I do?
yea. what he do?
Almost choked on my raviolis and chocolate milk. Once on each, reading that shit with Legend. XD
I got let off of my hour mute after like 4 minutes. I think I made the cop laugh too
thanks š„¹
but also does @junior hawk insinuate that im shrek??
I mean I canāt prove youāre notā¦.
wait stepdaddy got muted?
ITS SAINT PADDY
Saint Paddy Daddy.
i always thought that heās saint something like the irish
Iāll take it
Also, Haiiii Incubus. XD
you know that small ginger goblin thing? thatās how i imagine him
That's part of the royal family and called Harry
o/ hello
Oh wait you didn't mean that
i think you mean lepprechaun
OOOF
The name actually comes from when I was playing wow. My og character was a gnome priest with a green twirly mustache and I couldnāt think of what to name him. I was drinking Irish whisky at the time and thought he looked like a leprechaun and here I am today. Getting mistaken for everyoneās step dad. Also so many people message me to tell me theyāre stuck for some reason.
lmfao wait what
Thats normally step bro that step sis gets stuck around. 
Look I donāt judge the perverts alright
Sure, step addy. sure you dont.
I do, I gotta know what standards I'm up against
Hey man we all into some weird shit
Some are more willing to name their selves off their interests too
see how im always right??
š
Thats not witchcraft its just facts.
nah itās just called making accurate predictions based on available information
Hypothesis
I just want it to be known, that when I saw the witchcraft gif, my mind immediately went to "Don't talk about my daughter like that." So I guess @livid rune you are claimed as my child now.
You may site this in the future, as proof. xD
awwwš„¹š„¹š„¹ i also love youā£ļøā£ļø
Love you too.

Do you have palworld on your device :o
look at all those chickens
Idk what that is but I seen it in gifs and thought it needed to be shared
I has on pc, yis. :3
do NOT lemme rizz u up lil bro
š š
Admit it, Iām loveable š
i can pull u any day but mess with the best youll die with like the rest šÆ
Fate, stay, good night.
Nah, weād just be both muted š
Were you wanting to gift me a copy? o.o
Mute-ual destruction š
who is "we"?
i even got my lines ready
If you and I had a troll off, weād both be muted š
I- well... not- no... i didnt even buy myself a copy but then again i kinda say that and realise i do have to buy someone a copy
Since i was gifted mine
Nah, youād have a 100% ded chat š
i mean that still is under control cos no ones breaking rules
bc amma mute everyone and keep it under control

hi moon
Control and devoid of users are 2 different kettles š
Waddup
Hey! Moony!
:)
You can call me money cause I got that CASH š„
I was gonna say, cuz I have much cheaper options on my steam wishlist. The sentiment is sweeet, regardless. ^^
š an extra e.
I was trying to type with a kitty on my chest, but again, it is still very nice. cX
WHat did you do to the honse?!
Deflated it apparently
Devoured
D E F L A T E T H E H O R S E
i'LL DEFLATE your balls š
Don't threaten me with a good time
ayo... NO!
LOL
You absolutely, completely walked into that one, sorry š
lol
Bucky looking at this chat like
He gon' cluck you up
Hey I keep it sfw
more like Bucky on twitter ready to snipe criticisms
Wait Bucky still exists?
Oh shit we summoned a hater
apparently. they usually spend more time defending the game on Twitter lately though. they're fighting the good fight
Remember, Hooters and strip clubs are workplaces too
Bro I havenāt been to hooters since I was 12. May need to remedy that.
I could go for a beer and some wings
i hope you mean as a patron
So, either my is being EXTRA clingy, or he knows something I don't...
Uh. What?
ex i assume
Bucky exists, and he always steals your socks. Only the left ones though.
I would appreciate some more context
He wants something. Thatās what cats do. They want stuff.
He has food and fresh water. And his litterboxes were just cleaned. He's been watching my every move.
He wants to play?
Bro what if he can sense the baby coming.
Nah, he's been LOVING the new toy we got him.
Your cats a witch
That's what my paranoia is telling me. š¤£
Like, literally at any point he could come now.
animals following pregnant owners is a thing. my sister's cat did it a lot when she was pregnant. I'm guessing it's some pack mentality
Oh not the boockyman:0
That furry lil fucker prolly thinks heās gonna get replaced
Bucky isn't real he can't hurt you
Donāt insult cats u mf
Raptors are bigger than humans
Oh he's been like this the entire time, but usually if "dad" is asleep, he stays curled up by him. As he will literally curl up in his arms. So him following me around makes me sus.
Horses are smaller than ants
The difference is I can prove this aināt true
he stealing your man
Prove it
Go to a farm. They have both horses and ants
Oh nah, he will jump up onto my chest and lay there. I'm top heavy enough he can just perch on my chest, literally. XD
Living, tangible proof.
No prove it here
No. Live in ignorance.
I could do selective breeding to make a horse smaller than an ant
Thatās Nobel prize worthy
That'd take such a long time tho.
why not make an ant bigger than a horse instead, much easier
selective breeding mentioned š
2 minutes just bring a male horse and a female ant and use palworld physics
Thereās at least 4 movies detailing why this is a terrible idea
and a video game, don't forget that
that horse better have both swift and runner buffs
Wait could a female ant handle a male horse?
knowing palworld breeding logic, you'd breed a horse and an ant and get a toaster pal
Well. You made it weird.
Know in the next episode of āwhat the fuck is happening in my brainā
The stream wars brought manbearpig's relevance back to the surface.
North playground š
Heās half man, half bear, and half pig. Heās always been relevant
Three halves are crazy
He is just so extra. š¤·āāļø
Sadly ;-;
Is thatā¦. Napoleon dynamite as a man?
basically a female main character in the YA fantasy series
Bro is one of the āhalf angel, half werewolf, half demon, half humanā Roblox ahh roleplayers
Right?
also his eyes are probably changing colours based on his feelings and stuff lmao
Math are hards.
Stpaddy is gonna hurt u badly rn
My whole childhood feels attacked. š¤£
At least I'm not as dumb as that legend dude. He thought he was a main character.
everyone had this moment of weakness during childhood days, its okš¤£
Iām not gonna sit here and take this from a bunch of people whoāve clearly not watched enough South Park alright
Who?
But have YOU watched enough BASEketball?
i havenāt watched a single episode tbh
not my type of humour
Never watched it I donāt like that type of humor (surprisingly)
As if being a witch isnāt enough to stake you for already smh
I prefer uncle grandpa and Clarence
Something that happened earlier. Around 2:35 am this morning. (Its 5:59 am here now for context.)
Ok
How many times do I have to tell you not to go chasing waterfalls
Call yourself a south park fan and you haven't seen BASEketball?
Just stick to the rivers and the lakes that youāre used to
4.10.01.2311.30
Is it more recent?
Or is that the episode where Randy has to fight all the dads
OMG its so old. You got amazon prime?
Ye
It's on there, from 98'.
i like futurama and family guy but in SP humour us too gross and everyone has an annoying voice š¤¢
I didn't have to last week when I watched it. š¤š¤š¤
I fucking love Futurama
now there isnāt anything in the media world that i hate as much as uncle grandpa
Whe? Iāll have to look into it when Iām home
I respect your opinion
It's so cringe, I love it.
But no one says shit about uncle grandpa
Bro itās dumb af im sorry.
Thatās the whole point
itās so dumb chik, iām sorry lmao
but this is where i draw the line
shit makes your braincells dissolve
i canāt believe that this is what they make kids watch tbh
Where the Rick and Morty fans at?
right here
Wait but you guys canāt hate on adventure time right?
I can
Hefty pass on that.
itās ok but i only liked the first two seasons
I tried watching the first episode and I stopped after seeing her ālittle Mortiesā
I'll live with the hate for that one.
What about Gumball?????
South Park over Rick and Morty
At least we can all agree on our PvE for Futurama
Whatās a futurama
Go do your homework and brush your teeth
What
Donāt argue young man
š
There's only like a small handful of episodes I can't do for futurama. And one is Fry's dog. I absolutely have a huge emotional breakdown. Deeply triggering, cuz it makes me think of my doggo. (Literally tearing up thinking about it right now.)
Nah but for real I never heard of it
I saw these characters before but I never saw the show or knew itās name
Itās a touching episodeā¦
Now I miss my puppers.
I donāt mean that I just didnāt really know what else to say.
Sorry about your doggo
Thatās not you. Youāre a blonde
Actually I have pink hair atm.
Dyed from blonde?
Nu
Damn.
Would have been cool af if I was right. Sunni would have guessed right. Sheās a witch.
when will they add the option to breed with the pets
Theyāre not going too
š¢
She's seen me before
i love this show
funny and cute
It's a legal can of worms they Cannot afford to implement in an official capacity. Look through the nexusmods.
Ok
Bruh, I got a book series that has those, minus angels and demons.
A werewolf is a half human half wolf
So you have a normal book
No a werewolf is not half wolf.
Itās a book that puts twilight in the gutter where it belongs
A humanoid wolf
Itās just a cursed bro
āCursed broā sounds like a cool name for a skateboarding mummy
Did you just point him towards happyland? š
It shoos him out of our hair. š¤·āāļø
Thereās a solid 87% chance he went to empty the tank yeah

Thereās a gif for this.
Sent š
Thatās extremely inappropriate
Inappropriate (a.): not suitable or proper in the circumstances.
Iām telling the mods
š¤āļø
Bro quit sharing it
Itās so bad. Highly inappropriate. Thereās women and children here, leave the garage talk to the garage.
Or.. you know. keep doing it and get your self banned or muted?
That ban hammer is coming
not entirely sure you would though...
BUCKY!!!!
bucky?
Wither ignore or contact a mod to take care of it. The gif is outside of the rules. Continuing the conversation will continue them sending it
its outside of the rules? š¤
That gif is technically nsfw content
And, the rules state no spamming/excessive messaging
emoji fail
No that's definitely not something that shouldn't be floating around in here.
<@&505995738564526080> Hi there is a troll who posted a weird gif in the #ā media channel in palworld 
Morning
There can only be one Paddy here son
Much appreciated.
Two pads? š
Best get to steppin
Twomad
ty š
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The mod even deleted their own post! What a fuckin baller.
what pal have you sir ?
They don't need the validation.
Iāve got these hands and theyāre both lucky.
I mean the gif itself wasnāt terribly bad, but the excessive spamming was
hi azzy
Wrong gif...
For sure. I really just wanted him to point out the one I had posted so I could tell him that it was just ectoplasm.
Ectoplasm?
There we go. Much better.
The mod deleted it Iāll send it in a dm
Hai incubus. š
Step daddy gonna get banned. 

Ohā¦uh. You asked for it lol
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Gonna finally get a new headset cause my old oneās fabric is tearing apart
Hell yeah. Love new equipment
oof
damn sir, well I just made a shadowbeak with nice passives and it aint much but it's honest work. Just got to wait for it to be lvl 50 plz
It's always hard, cuz you get so used to the comfort.

My friend saw a depresso pal plushie ad on tiktok, I assume it's not real cuz I don't see anything here, can someone confirm?
People are making all kinds of homemade goodies
I saw the reviews for the new one, the build is made of a flexible material and the headset is adjustable for you to lift up this thing for your head size, but the mic is so bad that it sounds like a PC speaker, which I donāt mind considering I have software to fix it
it didn't claim to be homemade, it's an add for something called pal-merch
Thank you. I was like... Please someone take that opportunity.
There is no official merch afaik (Since there is no official announcement about it)
Thank you, wanted to make sure for him
I know, I know.
I shoot my shots like a man
Attaboy.
If there isā¦IāM BUYING THEM
Dude what?
Gm folks
Where's the fkin pokemon skin mod dangit
Don't worry about it. A lot of the Pokemon community is pent up and pocket pair left the door cracked a SMIDGE, so they've resorted to busting down the door like crazed koolaid men.
good morning
Did you look at the DM I sent you? XD
sounds like he's busting out his dick is what he's doing
Nexus mods
Oh he definitely is, hence why I told him to go to the nexusmods site
i can tell you dont know what you're saying
I think Nintendo was like ānahā
K lemme get a link š
uhh no im sorry. i dont see dms due to my filter to requests :(
ya pretty much stooges
That's the only thing they've responded/acknowledged in regards to pocketpair's existence even tbh, and that wasn't even them that did it.
I promise it's nothing weird or bad but I completely get it you don't want look. XD
šššš
i wanna see this thing now whoop it out
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But there's your "pokemon" mod š
Lawlz I was showing off my baby bump. š
ew I watched my daughter come out of her mom i'm done with babys
it was 10/10 horrific to watch, every bit of it was awful to watch. My wife was just like "yup"
congratz btw
You want the goku mod as well?
Imagine having to be on her side. š¤£
Thanks though. This is my 2nd and definitely last. Nearly 12 year age gap between the two. It has been Rough the 2nd time through.
I want pokemon, I want Palworld with pokemon models. I can get pokemon models for almost anything else but this is the one bro
I gave you the pokemon mod š
I have an 8 month old and she's insane. Love her so much.
No grampa thats the kroger brand I want the real deal.
Yeah, babies are insane, it's amazing.
Babies are monsters
Sorry that one's banned
Woah
You'd have to manually make it yourself. Nintendo has been very diligent on keeping that gone
Nintendo plopped a big fat cease and decist on it
Yeah, I'm old. š¤£
What's wild is it wasn't even pocketpair that made it.
That one is cloaked in chocolate, he wants it covered in chocolate. Itās a completely different process.
Surprisingly hard one. Making of - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1LTA0L0GMs - Magikarp Pokemon - 3D model by 3dlogicus
I'm 32. š
Oh o.o
I'm good at guessing ages on faces ig
Mmmmmm, twix.
good mornin frens 
Iām starting to swell up
Morning caos. ^°^/
I think the issue is someone made it, then someone else took it and was selling it, it was taken out rather quickly and nexus mods stated they won't even host the files
Which is fair, they won't be liable then.
Nah im in his discord, he was going to release it early to patreon members but he got a cease and desist order like 3 hours after uploading the trailer.
It never got out for download.
Damn, Nintendo is QUICK
anyways good night lol
I've seen a few people with it so someone definitely released one
It did release
Most likely reused footage? I can't find anything new on it
Scroll through #screenshots you'll see it occasionally
Alright, I need to make my significant other's lunch for work.
You can find it and parts of it if you know where to look
imagine the only reason to use that shit is to get pokemon mods...
Yea a few got uploaded to curseforge but seems they got taken down
I absolutely could see someone doing that too.
The only reason to use that mod is to piss off nintendo 
Honestly it's just a model replacer, could probably make it yourself if you can find ue5 compatible models
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Ain't nothing wrong with making your own private version
But, and hear me out here.. why would you bring them into this world, it's better without in my opinion
Eh some people want it
It's like getting a nice basic meal, and the pouring sewage on it
LOL
I want to play a good pokemon game okay? Let me have the models bro.
The models are all up in DeviantArt
ya no cap if i had the time
it is always ethical to piss off nintendo š
man,, i do hope they learn from Palworld and make a decent game next time 
Well, you know, there was that one person who said theyād eat garbage if it was labelled pokemon.
Well, 2026 is 30th anniversary, they donāt got much time to improve something š
made me think of the Chikarita gif,
At the least, theyāll reuse assets and stuff from scarlet and violet.
I have been a fan of pokemon since I was literally a small child and I honestly don't think Nintendo will ever learn
Ya but the hardware for the switch 2 is going to be a gtx1060 or some shit.. running at 720p 30fps
it's sad but I think they're gonna drive their own IP into the ground and take all the wrong lessons from games like palworld despite the obvious opportunity for them to regain ground w the public
I was there when it started airing in 1996. Theyāve played the safe game for quite a while.
naaaah. i dont believe they take so much time making those games. specially now the models are all ported to swtich already.
just put the same gameplay+assets, maybe created a new dumb gimmick like a tiktok dance and boom, new game 
not quite that long for me, but it would be impressive if I'd played pokemon in the womb š
Human mechas exist. @opal cliff howās the tiny pilot?
oh god
omg I'm sooo using "tiny pilot" when I have kids hahaha
They were wiggling up a storm after I went to Olive Garden yesterday, been wanting their soup for like a week plus. š¤£
Palworld is awesome it just gave me an in real life experience when I entered the volcanic region my pc was as hot as it ššš thatās a nice extra detail made by the devs
They put real love into this game.

30 to 50 feral rushoars? Nah Iād eatāem all
Chicken gnocci.... Yum
be careful! one of my friends' 16 yr old daughter got frickin e coli from olive garden apparently, she's been in and out of the hospital for almost a month
..
i can hear that gif
Kami is god Berrus is anorexic cat.
you gotta take em down with the AR before they run into your yard where your small kids play
Oh, morning Chikipi >.>
Is the sex update real?
Ours JUST opened, I don't think they can afford anyone getting sick, so I'm sure they are watching them like a hawk.
what
Yes
No way
Breeding pen
Yes
im enjoying it so much!
||No is not real. was a joke||
A man of truly refined tastes, I see. š
good deal, just stay alert. with a little one on the way I'd be TERRIFIED of food poisoning š I'm paranoid af
Oh my goodness y'all are a bunch of degens!
Yes way you could enter the breeding farm but only if u have a male lovander with u
....
The good Olive Garden for me is an hour drive x.x but, it is worth....
btw itās so weird to me when a clearly girl design has male sex
like how is pettalia a man
Trust me. I have been sad the entire time cuz I'm not allowed to have hard salami unless I cook it to 160° F
Oh in your case you could only have a female lovander with you š
What! Where!!
Femboy
Yeah also goes for Bushi..no way a Bushi can be a female
oh noooo I love hard salami š that's so rough
Why I'm not a man
I know right! All them steamy things!
Ik
and how gumoss can be male or female lmao it is just a blob
ya saying i cant be that cute if i am a man?

male mozzarina and male chikipi still produce eggs and milk. it's a running gag type of deal
Can someone tell me why I am only able to hatch female pals? I've never in my entire playthrough hatched a male
Nah gumoss makes senseā¦BUT LUNARIS
ofc you can be cute
I love salami with cream cheese and pickles, I actually sad ate just the cream cheese and pickles at one point. Not the same but it was something.

i mean lunaris is a girl
she has pigtails and everything
50/50 chance if itās a kingpaca itās a 90 chance male 10 chance female if itās a beegarde/elizabee itās a 20 chance male 80 chance female if itās a mozzarina itās a 10 chance male 90 chance female if itās a lovander the female rate is higher but I donāt exactly remember how much
Caos is always adorable.
Put the pickle juice in an ice tray.
Cover with cling wrap.
Put a toothe pick in each one.
Freeze.
Enjoy pickle pops
YEAH VERDASH NO WAY VERDASH IS A FEMALE
I'm probably going to be the same way when I have kids honestly š (still engaged rn, trying to not disappoint my mother and not show up pregnant to my wedding)
no u!
hĆ”, gottem 
Oh I just flat out will drink the juice. It has helped a lot with heartburn tbh.
No I'm saying Evey single pal I hatch legendaries normal ones it doesn't matter all of them just end up being female
or like wixen/katress male pals
Wixen is a clear male..Katress on the other hand
pocketpair said gender is fake anyone can be a magical girl
high charisma probably
It is so annoying cuz I need male pals to breed also
I love pickle juice. I end up drinking it b4 I can make the pickle pops xD
leave the male petallia and katress and wixen alone! boys can be magical girls too!
I am a fucking metal ice cream cone
Buy 2 jars, problem solved.
Seems accurate to the wonderful spectrum of gender expression
Mil-tans dream is to be a magical fairy princess (Iāll be suprised if ANYONE gets the ref and series).
i will draw those big and buff just for ya 
thanks ā£ļøā£ļø
I want a buff katress
Also, Milwaukee pickles are THE pickles to get.
I understood that reference!