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So I'm making steak with pasta macaroni, cheese sauce, papandoro peppers (stuffed with cream cheese), and bacons. Throwing in a can of black beans to up protein
i was googling whats a sean honeycomb, but Sean is that bee's name? XD
You wanna split it?
The cream cheese stuffed peppers nailed it down
I'll be right over.
Dang why would you nail it down… now I can’t have any
Can’t pick it up if it’s nailed down
That's a funny mental image tbh.
I was kinda worried it would be bland but the sweet came through. It's sweet and savory
Ugh I'm hungry now.
That made me laugh more than it had any right to.
I just wanted to post that because it’s one of my favorite gifs
A great response when someone says something dumb
lol I'm glad you did. It's fantastic.
Google! Why do you fail me so!?!?!
Cheese
Gone
Here’s my other favorite gif
Gon is gone
Actually footage of how the day is treating me so far.
Why did he roll like that to lay down perfectly
Those spots on the cheeks though.
Hey this isn't the selfies chat
OOF
😂
😉
Gottem
Bro is that a latex mask??
You know.. If you look around the eyes, it does kinda seem that way.
That would explain the neck
That's some deepstate shit if I ever saw it. That person is a CIA assassin
They're so brave though you guys.
Edit: I had to.
going to the store in a creepy mask is such bravery
Listen here no one asked any sexy vampires what they thought about this combat ready hit.. person
This unnameable gender free assassin
I'm actually a nerdy Latina. XD Being a vampire would be kinda sick though.
Those are almost of equal power in my scope. Just recognize the untraceable nature of this government killer with proper reverence
Not untraceable. I can think of ways to lure them out. But I ain't trying to get cancelled already.
You just gave my imagination a kickstart and I don't appreciate it. Omg the imagery. How dare you make me do this to me
That's what you get for making me so hungry. Take that.
Yeah well I put garlic powder in there so. It would have been even better than you thought.
Unless you were a porryphiric hemophiliac
D: Damn you. This is just the worst.
No, but I am slightly elevated at the moment by LOTS of power metal and some vodka shots.
I have been fighting the urge to buy liquor all day. I actually cooked because I thought it would be more relaxing than drinking tequila, smoking cigarillos, and doing pullups
It was the right move. I'm not inclined to get up or go out for anything now.
It's fun. I'm all warm and fuzzy. Not drunk, just... Cozy. Only way I know to put it. You know what I mean.
what do you guys think about pikabeltus
Does anybody know when does crossplay between gamepass and steam is coming ?
@icy yoke check dm when ya can 
So you're like 4/10 drunk basically
That seems about right, aye.
5/10 is where I like to hover
Yeah, you're buzzin. Means your endocrine system has just started dumping adrenaline into your blood and the alcohol has yet to dump all of your GABA neurons.
Still sober enough to find my way home
That looks like Frank Reynolds when the gang hosted a beauty contest in Paddy’s
Honestly I feel like the power metal is getting me more jazzed up than the vodka is... For now, anyway.
I have checked 👐
Oh I'm sure the psychostimulant nature of power metal is unmatched against potato water
HUGE facts. ISTG I'm gonna grab a yardstick and have a melee battle with inivisible foes at this point.
Drinking and power metal can be good.
Drinking and power tools can be dangerous tho, still fun
I am not invisible and I will totally fight you rn
lmfao @ drinking and power tools.
You're a power tool
I'm not much good in a fight. So this will end poorly.
I can hit a moving target at 500 yards with a thrown shoe, though.
I only fear chanclas. Zapatos have no power here
I'm Latina. Of course I've access to Chanclas.
Put a coffee filter on one end and you can pretend it is the fancy guard of your yard stick sword
The chancla cannon
How fast can you throw one
lmao XD
I am picturing a flip-flop sling
Yes
Nah a cannon is more appropriate than a sling
mmm cannons.
If you depict it as "sling" then I think like a whirling David and Goliath kinda sequence and the chancla is faster than that
I can throw the chancla at mach Jesus speeds.
My brain read "machina de jesus"
I'll take it.
I am picturing the sling instead of a cannon. Just twirling quickly, the hook grabs the flip-flop, and FWOOP! Off it goes tonthe target
Just go to a store and buy a bunch of cheap sandals and put them in like a tshirt cannon
A chancla domed you 8 times during this daydream. It was also the same chancla
Badda Bing, Mexico warfare achieved
^ Facts though.
Proof?
I'm like the Thor of chanclas. They come back.
Lmfao this was exactly what I meant too
Wow a fifty dollar gift
I can’t wait to click this link!! Thank you so much, random generous stranger!
I'm sure it's totally legit and nothing bad will happen.
Been staring at my computer trying to figure out wtf to play, for the last like, 37 minutes. 🤦♀️
Helldivers 2
I don't have it. >.>
You should. 30 bucks well spent. So fun.
I am the poor, madam. 🤣
Okay, that's fair. That's a problem.
It is. And me being super preggo, I REALLY can't fix that problem, as most people don't hire incredibly pregnant people that may not even be there in 2 weeks to get their first paycheck. 🤣 🤣 🤣
Listen much love for ya, but yeah you're a gamble to hire like that. You could vanish any time. XD
Chips challenge is on steam
Yeah, Babies are pretty selfish that way, the whole, coming whenever they want. xD
When I was pregnant I basically played 9 months of World of Warcraft.
Max Gentlemen, the game about collecting hats.
Only the original, I saw they made another and it is nsfw x.x
Original can keep someone busy for 10 minutes xD
Nice
I've been bouncing around on games I already had till my dad actually bought me a copy of Palworld. xD
lol I'd buy you Palworld right meow if someone else hadn't. It's so great.
Oh it very much is, I just know I wanna do stuff that doesn't really pay right now till they fix building in the game.
It's between that and using mods, and at the moment I wanna wait on using mods, though it is tempting.
I feel that.I shelved it until it's out of early access. But it's so hard not to go back.
I mean there's nothing stopping either of us from making a new game to dick around in with heavily customized options.
You're right. But these bugs aren't gonna kill themselves in Helldivers 2.
I COULD also always go and play cult of the lamb, they just released the newest patch for ps5.
Someone's gotta do it.
True, and anything but blind patriotism there is considered treason.
Facts. We do what we do for democracy.
Gotta do your part.
Super Earth Ministry of defense are thanking you for your service
Friend sent me a link to a free game that was really fun. I can't find it and she fell asleep x.x
You play with 1 to 3 others (so 2 to 4 players) and the goal is to type words/phrases to describe the cards on the screen and try to clear the board before the turns run out. If you have more than 2 players, you are against each other, if it is 2 players you are against 4 spy cards.
That's why I'm drinking vodka right meow. I'm doing it for democracy.
A TRUE Pariot of this planet.
Absolutely. Overlowing with patirotism.
That actually sounds pretty fun.
Can anyone help answer this quick question ? If I make a pal server and let people join can they use mods without me knowing? If so how to I make it so people can't use mods on my server
It really was and you can just send the link to random people and play bc the entire game is just typing x.x
I THINK only the Host can use the mods, by logic, you are the one running the server.
They can't use their mods on your server, it won't work. 🙂
No
You need to both have the mod on
The issue is that iv invited people to my private world and they end up having mods without me having them myself so I wasn't sure if it was the same way with servers
You can't.
Well, if you DO find it, lemme know, I'd definitely play it.
Nothing super game changing or cheaty works
what even is helldivers 2, do you like, dive in hell
But things like textures and sounds, you can't stop.
I've messaged friend asking for the link when they return to the living.
Well, actually, 100% yes.
you ever seen starship troopers? It's that.
It's basically diving into Hell some times, yes.
i sure love diving into hell, 2
Bro dived into hell twice
But no it's a team based PvE shooter. Take on a mission, collect rewards. Upgrade yourself to take on bigger and crazier missions. Repeat.
Awesome, in the mean time I might dig myself in like a tick and play mystic quest on my phone via emulator download, cuz Fuck Nintendo and their greedy bullshit. (That game is a fucking boss and it's insulting they STILL don't have it on their switch shop.)
What is mystic quest
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest?!
If you like text based games, "Life In Adventure" is entertaining.
Never heard of it
A Game that is literally over 30 years old at this point. It was part of the final fantasy franchise without being part of it.
dang.
It's an underrated little game. I mean it's EASY. It's basically "Baby's First RPG". But it's charming for what it is.
Even on dedicated servers, mods work. But it's things like, model replacers, texture swaps, sound edits, minimap, things like that. More cheaty things like infinite stamina, no weight limit, etc, don't work. Unless they actively use a cheat engine to hack into the game, but that's not a mod, that's literally just hacks/cheats
It's severely underappreciated with a story that's awesome, and a soundtrack that is STILL banger after 30 years.
Soundtrack is great. And the enemies changing apperance as they weaken is something that should have been a series staple.
Oh it's definitely easy. I was able to beat it when I started playing back in... like 2nd grade.
Should have been kept as a gaming staple, period tbh.
I agree, it's really fun to actually SEE a boss weakening.
I want to see the hope slowly drain from their eyes via combat. 👀
Red flags abound. BUT. I agree.
It's okay when they are just pixels.
I've been screaming that for years. Never you mind why.
😭
quietly gestures to the game Hatred.
Listen. I played and enjoyed Hatred. Fight me. XD
One of our group won't buy helldivers 👿
👀 cough. Saaammmeee.
Kick em outta the group. Problem solved like a true patriot of Earth. 🤷♀️
Facts tho
If they won't join you, exclude them, it is the American Earthican way!
I hate how real this was. lol
Futurama (1999) - S07E03 Comedy clip with quote My fellow Earthicans,
Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote.
Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share.
Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip.
That's the IMMEDIATE VIBE I get from that opening video they play when I saw helldivers 2. 🤣
lmao the opening video and tutorial is all so funny.
Discord sucks, it won't even play
How dare!
Played for me. I think Discord hates you. o.o
Yeah I'm raging
jk I gave up, clearly doesn't wanna play
I've been nothing but a friend to Discord and this is how I'm repayed
Discord has no friends. It hates us all.
I've sent it to you via DM's, it MIGHT work now.
I've gotten two DMs in here. One was a person showing me his "Pal". o.o
I hope it was actually a Pal lmao
It.. Was not. lmao
Oof. My sympathies.
I've seen a weenie on here, in Voice Chat, someone on webcam.
I had to go in and ban him, but had to see it
lmfao that's sad.
Well, I like ya enough, I'd definitely add you first before sending you a DM.
And I promise I don't have a "Pal" to show you. xD
What the hell did I walk into
Go to google.
Google "d**** with clothes"
Choose one that makes you laugh.
Save to hidden folder.
Send to any guy that sends you theirs and tell them yours is bigger.
Oh I don't mind DMs. I love meeting people. But this guy was just like BAM there it is. I admit, I laughed for like 5 minutes.
Chaos, Chaos and anarchy.
^ That.
I saw the weenie on webcam and yelled out loud
"WHAT THE FAQ IS HAPPENING TO MY LIFE!!!"
And then I took a break from Discord
Well I mean, if I'm seeing one on cam then I asked to see it though. That's different. It's a poor substitute for "hello" though. rofl XD
I laugh, but I do sympathize. Unwilling weenie sightings are fun for no one.
Haha
It's funny now, but at the time I was like 🫥
Wut
Can you ban me for pointing and laughing or??
Just some disgusting server history
Hell no
Can you imagine the lack of shame that it takes to do that.
At this point I think he is into it. 👀
It's almost commendable. But only almost.
How did he even show it out without feeling embarrassed like….what
RIGHT
The obsession with sharing their phallic possession is an odd one.
Like who pulls out his thingy for a random person to see?
He had it deployed, and people were complaining to me about it, so I jumped right in to the VC and saw it
In my experience, a LOT of people do lol.
;-;
I was like "No way this is true" and then BAM WEINER
Oh hun, you don't want to know.
^ This.
Lmfao
Everyone THINKS they want to know, but they REALLY, really don't.
what do people think theyll accomplish by sending dick pics to random folks on discord
imagine having that much delusion that you think youll score a girlfriend on a video game discord by showing your dick
It's funny because he said "bam" and "wiener"
Use it, it's not copyright
I asked a guy once if that ever works for him, and he said it actaully does. So. That'd be why they keep doing it.
It's sad, bc a lot of the receiving end are into it, which causes those who don't want to see it to suffer it.
HOW THE HECK WILL FLASHING SOMEONE ONLINE GIVE THEM A RELATIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY?
lmfao listen I don't make the rules. XD
they were probably lying to try and give themselves a better chance
if it actually worked they probably wouldnt have to keep doing it right? lmfao
It has to do with the DESIRE to share it, more so than the actual results it produces.
I don't know. I think it's true. It HAS to work or it wouldn't still be a thing after all these years.
oh thats true, they probably want to hear a girl say oh wow you have such a massive donger
Bro he literally flashed a whole group like who was bro trying to attract 💀
Pals
KNOCK KNOCK PIDF, OPEN UP!!!
This is lovander I am the one in danger
Don't call the cops lovander got to them already
HELP PLEASE gets dragged by the male lovanders again
Dragged alright
3rd time this month
Do not rp in chat
DAMN IT, WE LOST ANOTHER MAN!!!
;-;
I just saw that your "about me" says "balls" and for some reason that cracks me up.
I was thrown in there because of mal the last two times
WAIT. I didn't do it.
WOOF.
I didn’t even notice ngl
walk around a bit
So canonically what our name? Paltamers? Slavemasters? Palcaptors?
Pals
Foreman
eats cuz I am a chicken that is cannibalistic which means I am a carnivorous chicken which means I am cannibalistic which makes me a cannibal and also a carnivore
Got kingsman vibes i like that
Actually pal trainer is used multiple times but I prefer palcaptors ngl
Yea palcaptors sounds better noy gonna lie.
"Tamer". I see 'em sweating on that assembly line. XD This isn't taming. It's democracy. Wait... Am I playing Helldivers 2?
Remind to sakura cardcaptor
Yeah maybe
Why would Sniper do this
Piss
That was about me
Not the snipe.
The about me that’s about me
What about me
Your about me is “have we met before?” And the answer is clearly not sure
What abot Palabors
That sounds like a pal world arceus variant
this sounds like the name of a island or kingdom
“Palabour”
Veryyyy off topic but lady gaga is coming to fortnite
That’s the whole point
Lady Gaga has a wicked synthpop album
NGL
Oh god she gonna do bad romance dance i just known it ...that or alejandro
I fw her music it was on the radio hella when i was in elementary school
hope she comes with the meat-dress skin
Anyways, I really hope Yo-kai Watch will be featured in the direct tomorrow
Yea that meat costume is super sus
She isnt geting a concert tho at least for what we know she will be apart of the gutair hero mode fortnite has which they will add a bunch of her music
Wdym meat (food) is awesome I love meat (food) 🤤 (this meat= 🥩)
And she will be getting a skin
We neee to have Ateam skins. I want MrT skin Foools
What does she need skin for? Doesn't she already have it?
Lady gaga doesnt have a skin
That implies she a reptilian
The onlye artists that do are eminiem, the weekend, travis scoot, marshmallow, kid laroi, ans ariana grande
arent we all? 
No I'm a Snea
oh shit 
The collab i want more then anything is kingdom hearts, lemme be sora with a pump shotty
“The darkness shall feel the light of my double barrel”
theres any power rangers in fortinite?
Not yet
Rip tommy
That actually has been teased tho, imo they will most likely do the samurai adaptation cause its the most popular
If they put Sora in, that means they'll have to put the Keyblade in, which means they'll have to make some kind of explanation as to how every Fortnite character can hold one.
The zero point could easily just get tampered with by MOM for some kind of crazy test which could temporarily give the fortnite characters the access to light and keyblades
You know how nomura is he will make it work if he wants to
🤔 kinda sucks digimon has rights for palmon as term
Wait, is that why they're called Pals and not Palmon? 
Fortnites lore makes it super easy to meld in other ips lore thats why the collabs works so well for it compared to other games cause thier entire story revolves around the omniverse and how everything in creation is connected to the zero point so that means any universe can collab with Fortnite
The concept is simple but the execution is insane on epics end
Calling them Palmons would be like a 🎯 at this point for Nintendo haha
Yea digimon when wild by claming almost any cool "mon" name
I thought Bandai owned Digimon, not Nintendo
I think “Mon” would just instantly get you sued
☝️ x100
Coromon exists
Idk what that is tbh
Doesn't every Digimon end with Mon?
Angelwomamon, they literally claim angel woman thry knew what they were doing
Never played it but it looks like a cool monster tamer
I was more thinking of when creating a new ip using “Mon” would definitely flag you too Nintendo instantly
It's actually on sale rn
Angewomon, no L
You sure it would? Remember Yo-kai Watch? Nintendo tried so hard to hype that up in the West.
They they being try to market yokai for a while now. Even digimon did it. 🤔 most be cutural push like pinnaple pizza in 90s
angewomon 
isnt there literally a digimon called palmon
Ty ty
yeah, the plant one i guess
I need to get into Digimon.
I'm thinking with the Big Japanese Companies as of the past couple of years with a ton of Insurance Fraud being caught & the usual shenanigans they get up to, Nintendo might be the richest & most honest (without Gamefreak's influence) company in Japan.
Which begs the question why can't they make better Internet servers 
if you think nintendo is an honest company, theres quite the scary rabbit hole for you to find
They like Windows 95 too much
Somebody tell this guy. I don’t wanna.
They got their skeletons of course, but I mean ACTUALLY comparing stuff with every company that owns the most money
i think this is a lesson we need to learn on our own
I'm not blind to that fact, I mean how much money they make to policies & publicity.
"Who wants to tell them" Uh, you?
Im guessing palmon as name is already in the public domain
Worst part is I'm trying to word it on a Business perspective, not the consumer one.
They clap their diehard fans asscheeks for the past two decades.
I'm mostly seeing if anyone actually has anything else to say business-wise on the 'actual' topic
i cant find a trademark for it so they might have never claimed it; its usually not cost efficient to trademark every single name anyway lol
I'm just mocking how people say "Who's gonna tell em" like if you have the knowledge then show it to me, scaredy cat.

Most big businesses as of late have had eithier catastrophic or middling failures within the past few years.
Mostly because they unironnically are out of touch & just bowing to unbelievable expectations of min-maxing their customers wallet's.
"All criminality at a high enough level of financial gain becomes business as usual."
Yah not gonna lie palcaptors is to op im trying to think anything else but doesnt come I out. PalCartels? Palpimps?.pal....mmh ...🤔 palovers is sus but palmasters sound campy too
nintendo is not honest at all lol
Palasaurs
Nintendo is a old brand with old people playing save. They do make gems like entria oddysey
But is always in smol amounts
Aaaand you're not reading what I said.
I'm talking about the business end of the spectrum & not in the consumer one.
etrian odyssey is ATLUS.
they're the same thing lol
Yah but is in nintendo kindegarden of brands
Interesting
Well yeah, that's because they made a difficult balancing act of actually having passionate developers take on Company leadership roles instead of giving way for more business centric folk as is the standard.
Atlus, gamefreak,rarewere ect
I got more work on the head done today
They also made Yo-kai Watch fun fact
not at all;
-slapping consumers with cease and desist orders for modding their games would be anti-consumer
-hiring a certain company to develop a source code for you, declining it because youre not happy then 1:1 copying the source code and claiming its not stealing if you built it from scratch would be anti-business
That DMCA on the Palworld T-shirt felt so petty
Ah, business as usual.
Oooo pass the link
okay, clamining etrian odyssey was one thing but yokai watch is clearly level-5. now i know youre just shitposting
I wasn't going to waste my breathe with him cause there's more folks that would rather meme on Nintendo (can't blame them cause Nintendo fans are more reactionary than splitting an atom) than actually talk on the intricacies on the 'how.'
Who's him
no joke; my friend refused to play palworld because of the abuse. when they were next over, they tried the game and upon realising that yes you can actually care for the pals, they basically u-turned and bought it
Does this guy know I beat and starve my pals?? Maybe.
That's actually very true.
Pokémon has been using the same narrative since Gen 2 but its never been given depth or rarely touched upon.
the freedom of choice is very powerful
it reminds me of Postal(2?) where the devs literally made sure you could play pacifist if you wanted and journalists calling the game violent were clearly just violent themselves as the game is "only as violent as you make it" lol =p
granted, that was a more troll-y case.
i wouldnt have bought palworld if abuse was all you could do, but since they have the options to be sweet and kind to your pals, thats why i bought it
That's mostly because of oversimplifications of this game.
Which is sad but expected because most folk have a one-track mind anymore
I never played it. How did you complete the game as a pacifist..??
Don't kill people
unlike in pokemon where youre literally still enslaving the pokemon to make them fight, palworld wears that aspect on its sleeve rather than framing it as you just 'making friends' with them
i havent played either, it was in a youtube vid i watched once.
an example they gave was the post office; you can queue for 15 real world minutes and hand the letter, or barge in, shove everyone, or worse guns blazing and cram the letter in their face and be done in 5 seconds.
at least unlike in pokemon you can actually put pals you catch that you dont plan to use in battle to use so they dont just sit in the box forever
That's fuckin awesome
I play ready or not pretty violently. I even catch myself saying "get the fuck down" instead of hitting the F key.
And there’s me chasing a damn chillet around the base to yeet it into the breeding farm for 15 mins 😆 where’s my whacking stick dammit! 💀
I really hope that they add in more flavor to pals, caught pals having text that details mundane stuff like "Slightly aloof & lazy" to "Certain scarring across the neck would suggest this Pal had escaped a Bandit Slave Trade Camp..."
that would be very cute
This talk of how befriending monsters and interacting with them works is reminding me of Yo-kai Watch. I actually like how it works in the games.
Mostly
I wanna stun baton everything all the time
Bruh, the pals get comfy beds, hotsprings and all the food they can eat when you’ve caught them. Sure you can butcher them, but I’m sure they would rather be working that left in a box for eternity.
love how theres so many suggestions for more violent and cruel stuff, but then also requests for more friendly and caring stuff.
really should have a "naughty and nice" update that just adds vending machines, spa tables, ball pits, whips, guillotines and cattle prods/tasers
shock collars for the more rebellious pals
you can literally just become the black marketeer
I want to sleep
no sleep
till brooklyn
I was always the black marketeer
🇫
It's okay. Come to bed. I'll "put you down" baby
kevin will tuck you in
Y tho
Helldivers2 Idk just couldn't fall asleep
Where are you now.?
I atleast try for 6 hours minimum, if that doesn't work I use Melatonin.
I stayed up for 32 hours straight between Wednesday and Thursday last week.
Damn, but why?
I stay for more than 20 hours and I can’t even function without hard drugs
Sounds like a skill issue.
Work nights. Up at 12:30 am Wednesday. Coworker wanted to go to costco at 10am. Dropped him off at 3pm. Family awake and together at 5pm. Dad called for two hours. Start time is 8pm and didn't finish work and get home til 8am Thursday
Damn, but I respect the hustle
I'm used to it.
Sleep is important mmmkay
I only really feel tired after hour 27
I feel tired after 14
First 18 hours is a manic spree of feeling like a mutant superhero
You need to see a doctor
2 hour phone call is insane
Yeah, I get that as well, you hit the highs & then you get to what should be you low, then you go back into overdrive to then only crash.
nothing is that important you need to be on the phone for 2 hours unless ur gma croaked or sum
He's not gonna make me immortal so he can eat shit
2 hour phone call is long af bro. My ear would hurt
My dad likes to talk about random bs
Me and my dad talk for like 6 mins tops
I wear buds during phonecalls
lmao i nevere have the energy to pander to family like that
Of course we’ve also only hugged like 4 times in 32 years.
I'm hungry
hey better than no dad i suppose
1,5 hour is the tops for me
and it’s only when i have some gossip to tell my mom
I’m going to breed an all red abilities depresso just to give depresso something to be depressed about.
(I also had to place a motivated depresso on “holidays”).
Huggin dudes is awkward as fuck. I’m glad we don’t hug.
I wanna hug a man rn
i like your pfp
bring it in 🫂
i be feeling like a grunt 90% of the time fr
Nice 🫂
I’m legit gonna hug my dad like this next time I see him and I’ll bet money it starts a fight
if u go for a suplex maybe
Bro im 240 no way the old man’s tanking the hit. We’re going down.
i like the mechanical vibe
my tiktok fyp is filled with warhammer lore for some reason rn

i’m fighting this battle, i can’t go that nerdy 😔
my fyp keeps hyping up helldivers for some reason
i think the current hot game is better than a discussion how the emperor poops
i succumbed to my niche interest
old halo games 👿
How does the emperor poop?
but fr how tho
After Zoe tower are the rest in Hot/Cold regions ?
You know PalMayors sounds good. We basically creating sudo socielties with pals and capture people
i have enough niche interests as it is, i can afford warhammer
i’m just prejudiced
well he doesn’t bc he consumes psychers souls
and souls energy doesn’t require pooping process
they’ve already got me i fear 😔😔
is this why ivenever seenmy mother in law go to the restroom
What in tf kinda convo did i miss?
1 in hot, 1 in cold location
poop chat
you’ve missed the fact that my tiktok page tries to convert me into a warhammer fan
Ok i thought i was goin crazy
I had to delete TikTok because it always takes me down conspiracy rabbit holes
But one must always have faith in the gods of chaos
i’m into the emperor protects stuff, seems kinda cool and jesus-y
but the whole xenoracism thing is not for me
i’d like myself a hot alien boyfriend tbh
Lmao
SO based
at one point i was watching the horse hoofs trimming nonstop so i feel you
😆 just wait till they find out what the holy inquisition of the emperor does to entire worlds 😆
i’ve played the recent roguetrader game where they have romance
so wait till you find out what i did to the inquisitor🤭
Exterminatus- complete and utter destruction of all life on a planet.
he drops out of the sky unannounced and burns the very soil to ash
Oh, you’d like Cypher Cain then, he’s the lovander of the 40K universe 😆
If I were Emperor I'd para-drop Beeeeeers to all my planets
no i’d not
i’m telling you, i’m not getting into warhammer
last thing i know, i’d be standing next to those guys at big geek shops where they have warhammer play desks, playing house with drukhari figurines
Only emos play dark eldar 😆
Imagine walking home and a beer hits you after entering earths atmosphere. That would be one helluva way to go.
If they added alliances with the factions in game which would you join and why ?
-Syndicate Thugs
-Pyre Extremists
-Alliance of Devouts
Little parachutes for the cases of beer, I'm not a cheap emperor
i lowkey can support xenoracism i dont fw aliens
The true way is playing chaos undivided.
yeah and the ironic “shell knight protects” scripture on the bottle
why tho
you never wanted to kiss garus or something?
Also I'll para-drop anything else that's legal, and I'm a very liberal emperor
got probed one too many times
There is no man on the planet that wouldn’t procreate with an alien at least once
0% Production, 110% Happiness
im married bro my wife would file for galatic divorce
Ill take a Dvorrah for a swing
i mean it depends on how alien looks and smells
what if this is an ugly alien
or he stinks otherworldly
ShellKnight would be more a slaanesh chaos lord.
galatic alimony does not cover shit
man😰😰
Idgaf that’s a once in a lifetime experience
Fr lol
How come update frequency has gone down so much. after release they were doing it almost forghtniglty now we havent had any for what feels like ages
Yup
i’m getting this one🤭
No questions asked
Cross your fingers for me Chevy is kind and repairs the repair job they did two years ago even tho they have a 1 year warranty on repairs 🙏
also frfr
i mean
there are a lot of once in a lifetime experiences and not all of them are worth it
Year make and model?
Speak for yourself.
Grow up
I ait fuckin some big ugly old stinky ballchinnian
I just had to trade my awesome truck in for a lame van 👎
Yes you would.
I would not.
right
you tell him
stpaddy didnt think about situations where alien in question is jabba or something
Lie to me, idc.
Oh I considered it
tell us the truth
you would procreate w jabba?
At first few chances the bug slaps came in with QoL
have fun with alien stds (definetly more painful than earth stds)
Bluetooth Music Streaming is the thing I miss the most TBH
In due time the content will fall into place
So not even a proper van 🤢
At least once.
real question is would jabba pricreate with you
Why the hell would I bang some ugly alien. Now if she looked like, say, Super Girl
His sister prolly would
fr
maybe jabba has a type
like hookerheels 🤔
What did I look in on o.o
I don't mind it, and it's soooooo00000OOOOOO much cheaper than my truck was
I have literally zero need for a truck anymore
we are talking abt how stpaddy wants to have intercourse with jabba
Hell, I never needed a truck lmao
A better question is why wouldn’t you?
god damn whats goin on in here
That’s slightly outta context
Because I don't want to bang an ugly fat stinky alien
Just become a popular palworld streamer smh
The hut? What about Pizza The Hut?
but this is a true statement tho🤔
Then you can afford plane flights to the grocery store
well given how low the bar is atm.. maybe pizza would be next
He’s already a palworld discord moderator dealing with our shenanigans 💀
It’s not entirely untrue
Not pizza, Pizza The Hut
"Don't go to the Hospital... Die.
Be a Man."
They aint getting paid for it tho at least i think so
what do you guys think about pikabeltus
pizza the hut is third in line ig 🤣🤣🤣
Outpizza the hut
How's the bread collection going?
stpaddy browser history be like
Nobody else has sent bread 😔 i’ve only got two drawings and then my drawing of bread
Bro that shit gets deleted immediately
i need more people to draw images of breaddddd
Sorry I was busy last night, had to draw the wheat first, next is the oven
This better be some good bread
You think bread just happens? There are steps involved
But before that, is the diagrams and schematics for a mill, to grind the wheat to flour
Yeah right, I need a Mill dammit
just type /give @s bread
Well this convo got normal fast
As normal as your love for jabba the hut is deep.
That’s known as the bread effect
I can offer a pic of 2 slices of bread that I don't know why I still have and/or pic of some meh looking French toast
yeahh boring
Mmm bread
Na i need drawings of them smh
Ah, I do not have drawings. I wish you luck in your venture
Y’all are focusing far to much on a specific extreme
Thank you comrade 🙏🏽
Draw a phone & then use it to call the bread master
We got a laser perforator at my work, been there and done that on the test runs when the operator wasn’t looking 😆
you heard me.
Sorry what?
This is some truly manly activities
i beg your pardon
btw i know a guy who looks just like him
just without the bandana and tan skin
i dont consent
Hewwo
careful BlackPaw. im not sure whats going on here 
👀
Yeah be careful, I think I saw a LAND MINE somewhere around here
lol
good night!
don’t do any drama until i’m back to participate in it
going already? 
Nighty Sunny
No promises!
So I shouldn’t mention the fact that palworld blatantly ripped off multiple Pokémon models and mention the word AI?
readies the boop
Pick a lane
ill be waiting, with a new hair cut too. i'll have to look nice for this new drama.
Little known fact , Pizza Hut wings slap
Pizza Hut has never let me down once in my life
Why not both?
Nobody does
The Batman pizza they did is still unmatched
watch for winterheart and stpaddy for me
they are acting suspicious
aMoNgUs rEfErEnCe
Try both, give me a heads up before you do so I can set myself to Do Not Disturb
Little Ceasar's Batman Pizza *
And then bring the hammer down from the shadows
It’s not my fault. I signed up for overtime and it’s well past my bedtime. I stopped thinking and acting properly about 3 hours ago.
I'll take your word for it. But, seems no one here got my reference xD
Ah, that’s Katress punishing all those who lewd it.
Sadly, I think some people enjoy being hammered because masochism.
Katress looks cookable
considering Lyleen's info, yeah
I got one working on my base, she’s very derpy. Even lovander gets jobs done better 😆
katress is more useless than wixen icl
I got a wixen with pyromancer, vanguard, stronghold and whatever it is that gives the player a boost to crafting.
Buff cat.
Smh just catch lily and lyleen
Nope. Not catching bosses 😆
wixen is a fox tho 
and katress is useless
Shhhh! It looks like a cat.
With a fade.
yours probably simple have a bad owner/trainer 
all a katress does is medicine production
T
well and ur handiwork and transporting but better stuff exist for that
That u can easily get
what Wixen do better? cook berries? 
Bake me a cake, you’re the Jormagand. Bake me a cake toniiiight, cos we’re all in the mood for confectionery and we think that you’ll do it fine.
doesnt it have better handiwork
im not sure. but i will take your word on that
Doesn’t get stuck on top of containers.
my katresses didnt got stucked yet
but that sea serpent and cows...
My Katress gets stuck on top of containers then gets depressed about it. I mean, even depresso never gets depressed, and that things more depressed than I am.
i bet your katress is a orange cat 
those are extra dumb
jormuntide is s tier 🗣️
yeah. they bake cakes like nobody does 👌
That’s a lava serpent
same thing
just diferent flavor
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208324263233462282/1208332288514072606/image.png?ex=65e2e623&is=65d07123&hm=0e59e8731666aebfba95982d8c791f57057d9e3cc331218a2815a2531bf936ae&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=821&height=676
Ya boi has been given another mission: Take out da big mama
Probably.
Well, after I get a Kitsune, I guess it’s onto the quest to obtain something else, maybe a work slave/ artisan digtoise.
it’s smaller as well
WinterHeart626
im working on a bunch of maus to dig gold. 
hey. no size shaming! 
I’ve been poaching chillets. No need for gold farm 😆
👁️ elaborate
why
Got an ore base right near the boss chillets, and encounters at x3 😆
Beat the shit out of the feline
So, I get a bunch of valuable pelts whenever I catch them 😂
Same for penking boss room, jump in at night, catch all the bazooka ammo, then capture the penkings. Valuable feathers galore.
i just keep forgetting to sell them
I sell em, I just haven’t found any pals worthwhile purchasing apart from ones I don’t have, or potentially decent bases for breeds.
If you catch the black marketeer dude will he still sell shit or na
He will, it’s on my list of things to do
He changes his ways & starts selling life insurance
Insurance companies are far more evil
Who would win a large island filled to the brim with powerful creatures or some psychotic person who solves problems with either firearms or enslavement
Yeah haha
He also crafts balls when you need them. Honest work, is hard work.
But he probs wont be able to use his gun in combat
All humans you capture can only punch.
The black marketeer is an honest businessman, insurance companies are not honest
I’m contemplating on capturing at least 4 black market traders, maybe they won’t synchronise their stocks.
Goku
Black Marketeer had Warsect in my time of need, Insurance Companies did not
this is stupid 😡
And trust me I've asked
State Farm does not have a Warsect so don't even waste your time
Black market dude is just humble Khajit. He has wares, if you have gold.
I see an AzzyBelle!
He doesn't have mind-altering beverages tho
Just went to the store. I changed shirts before I went. I even put on one of my longer shirts, my belly still is difficult at best to cover and was out a little at the bottom I realized after we walked in. 😭
That’s what lovander is for
Like, I KNOW at this point it's very obvious that it's not my fault, but I still kind of want to cry when I realize this.
Come to think of it…. Lovander drops juices, but doesn’t make them 🤔
That's part of the medicine table, it should. >->
He even supports the poor 👍🏽
Nah, I’m more referring to the fact that it doesn’t naturally make them in a ranch 😆
it can only make them after breeding
I LOVE FEEDING COCAINE TO MY PALS 😍
He does not! Do you know how expensive it is if he tries to sell you a pal dropped on the ground? Especially compared to how much he would buy it for?
Oh shit, I hadn't thought about that.
He supports the poor by buying from them smh, just coz you’re broke asl doesnt change that 😤
I only considered it just then.
Pfft, with the steady supply I bring in the only reason he has the coin, is cuz of me. 🤣
Have you not seen the man’s drip? he was rich before you even existed
He could have looted them from someone. 🤷♀️
He constantly smokes a pipe, those costs would have easily added up
Lol I’m at level 22 but day 94
I like that movie
Big same.
I guess Wallace.
Ha. You guessed right!
I need to watch that again. I haven't recently. Also, I should mention my hair is actually the same color as Ramona's right now.
Romana which time though??
Yeah so rainbow?
First time, best time.
rainbow six siege?
My hair is jet black. I'm boring that way.
as the new owner of discord, my first decree is that everyone needs to touch grass.
Noooo black hair is cool haha
I touch soooo much grass bro you don't even know
Getting sick of grass TBH
Better than being ginger smh (yeah fuck off ed sheeran)
Well it's mostly snow
Red hair rules too
And not every redhead looks like that troll thank F
melt it
This is actually so funny out of context
I agree. Whoever wrote that must have been a comedic genius.
He played the Fiddle under a bridge, cuz he looks like a troll oh jee whiz
Yooo a bunch of discord mods in chat
Yeah lemme just get right on melting all the snow in northern canada
The snowiest parts of a snowy place
Do i count as an honorary discord mod
AHAHAHAHAHA
That’s up to them to decide lol
You count as a bread cult leader
ship the water to africa 👍🏽
Six: vegas. Paint the walls with grenades.
That’s basically the same thing right
Pfff idk
Now’s my chance to try and get the discord mods to try my palworld card game 😈 (I have no shot lol)
You are the one who makes all those Palworld Cards, don't think I haven't noticed hehe
i call dibs on being an honorary mod of this server 😤
Until you’ve thrown all the mods into a cage of lovander, you will never be the one.
I'd play it, I'm gonna get my ass kicked tho
Starting my training arc
I’ve already done so 😏
Aye senpai noticed me
I use untap btw, It’s a free online Card Game sim thingy
wait a cage of lovander? DO NOT THE ANIMALS
I notice anything in Fan-Art and Screenshots
Yup. A. Cage. Of. Lovander.
And Media, but that's usually just streamer stuff
time to send rick rolls in fan art and screenshots
Ye
Gotta be Pocketpair Game related or else I delete them
I also utter a few curse words before I do so
Or a “man I love felines” shirt.
If i just include a distorted image of the pocketpair logo somewhere in it does it count
Was scared that I was posting too many even tho they are all unique and I only post them when I finish making them lol
Before Palworld, I used to hog the Media Channel with Craftopia screenshots, GIFs and Videos, like it was 90% me in there, nobody will have an issue with you uploading Palworld art
Before being a mod or still were or what
I am evil I’ve just ordered some durian candy (a durian is a very stink fruit but very sweet) and I am going to hand them out at my school
Keep hopping on the damn computer, like I'm gonna play something, when I know damn well I'd rather just be napping right now. 🤣
Yeah I was a mod, but even before that I was spamming the Media channel with my stuff.
Pocketpair doesn't mind as long as it's related to Palworld or Craftopia, and if you're a regular contributor or not.
if they think you're just trying to self-promote, it can be deleted & treated as spam
Thanks, just needed clarification cause I couldn't tell if this was two seperare convo's or not
SHell lore 
So much Shell lore
Cuz I overshare lmao, I've even told some pretty funny stories oh here in public that, while not against the rules, I should probably have kept to myself
Also 100% trying to reach out to pocket pair but I know all their contacts are probably insanely flooded 😆
So trying to get the card stuff popular enough for them to see it
That’s just the mini human demanding to be entertained.
Lmao
That's usually me all morning
Funniest part is I saw the owner has only like 5 messages here lol
So instead I just hang out in Off-Topic
idk why ive been in off topic so much, but ive met nice folks in here
off-topic is cool
i meet some nice ones here
sometimes i do wonder if theres nice people that dont come here
Guys what do I do? I'm breeding a serious artisan lucky with a work slave and also a serious artisan lucky with a lucky cherry and I'm getting nothing, Ive done over 60 eggs
do 60 eggs more
Possibly, at least it’s settled down somewhat….. launch day + the week or so after had a crap load of clown parades
Low key wonder if we devited into teams canon wise. Or we all independent

true... was a shit show.. glad i survived to be here today 
every huge discord server has its own little inner communities
I've seen a handful of times that have been PURE Unfiltered chaos and anarchy in here.
I agree
would consume
Certainly does. You got the cool peeps, the weird peeps, the randoms and the moderators.
i love how the moderators have their own culture
Well, I forgot the other group- the grots.
im a weird peep 
im bored af started playin Cookie Clicker on steam
i dont know which one i count as but im the palworld lover who wants to be kind to pals and kill all the criminals while bad to the bone plays in the bg
hahahahaha
Based af
you ever got to abuse the Black Marketeer?
me when im exploring and see an enemy camp in the distance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSGO--JdAUA
don't know the name.
I'm team Craftopia and am known for my love of Synthwave & having a Blackbelt in every known martial arts + all ancient ones thought to be lost to time
of course
i came to this game as a huge pokemon fan because i missed how pokemon used to make me feel, and im not disappointed at all
i wish i had interest in trying this teams other games, but petting cute monsters is all i really care about ;w;
Craftopia needs work, I am just a crazy mega fan
But it's fun af
More sandboxy than Palworld, and you can catch the monsters & make them fight for you, but it's not like Palworld in that field
Palworld is really damn good, no bias
i saw shell's hoverboard video, it does looks fun
i wonder if we can make like, racing tracks or something
Guess nintendo never heard of "imitation is a form of flattery"
Nice!
You can make race tracks
https://youtu.be/gnYlmukCeLI?si=7Trken5bO4NF3lyG
Here is my old Legacy Racetrack that I miss
- a fireplace under him and it's perfect
Pokémon presents on the 27th February
dangerous competitive
he deserves it
Yup, waiting to see if they re release gold/ silver or black and white. And hopefully not in brilliant diamond/ pearl monstrosity format….
we shall see
that danm deer on middle of the track! XD
Yeah hahaha
I tried to write "WARNING: DEER ZONE" on a sign, but you end up driving too fast to see what it says
sounds bout right
My current track has a lot of moving parts & obstacles, but I'm still working on it
this might sounds silly af. but i really like that airballon on background..
i dont remember which game i used to play as kid, but it had some of those too, and seeying that one brings some nostaugia
I like to use the Hot Air Balloons as decorations haha, they are terrible as a vehicle
they are good to go up/down that's bout it, if you need to go from point A to B good luck
Yeah, plus anyone playing Craftopia with me basically has all the vehicles, I just give away small stacks of them
Even the tank, if they want them
But good luck actually destroying a tank lol
ngl i got a friend in the army, the dude managed to flip a tank
I think I've destroyed two from combat related things, and one of those times, it was a boss that had a Vehicle 1-Hit KO attack I didn't know about
Lmao I wish I still had this picture, but I used to be part of an Armored Crew as their Radio Guy & the tank sank into deep mud & clay.
There was a photo of all us crew sitting on the Tank while it was sinking into mud while we waited for a wrecker crew to show up
hahahha gah damn
i wanted to join the army but they were like "nah you too disabled for us"🤣
I got told to wait by the road & radio in when the Wrecker showed up, and I remember like a dozen Dairy Cows came outta nowhere & I was sitting with them haha
Turns out the training area had a rich dairy cow farmer & they just roamed around, if the army accidently killed one, the farmer would get like 3x it's worth as compensation
is using photo mode mod on my own dedicated server fine? am i risking anything?
that's the reason the cows were there the farmer was trynna get that $🤣
i used to record some stuff on other games and its kinda risky with all the vac bans and stuff
Yeah haha, plus if anyone was ever caught aiming at an animal during training, they'd get absolutely slammed
Probably thrown in Military Jail, of which there's one in Canada and it's in this Province
fully understandable lol
Those cows knew they were protected haha, so bold, didn't give a single F
Like Canadian Geese, they know they're protected by law, I know they know
They're all dicks
i have officially bad to the bone riff'd myself
those expressions looks great XD
thank you <33
me and selina getting ready to impart palpagos justice

mandatory campfire below is missing. why?
Is there a way to get non alpha chillets
they can spawn in the wild.
Yes. They’re on the frost peaks
Ok
if you've caught one, you can view the map to see where exactly.
Yeah but i want babys
Breed alphas- alpha is non breedable trait.
You will then have mini noodles
I hate breeding in my server
so go catch your ramen in the wild.
It is linux so i cant figure out how to change settings
You know where the boss tower is in the snow zone?
Mmmm Wild Ramen
Yes i do
check the map. see where they spawn. capture.
Put the chillets in a viewing cage- it’s popcorn ramen.
Im currently at war in my server unfortunately
They’re near there
That sounds like fun NGL
Yeah its pretty much people who hate jolthog are holding tan zees captive for money
Bleargh, mid.
More vanwyrm for me.
Also is there a glitch with jolthog crysts? Everytime they die to dire howls the just ascend into the sky 😭😭😭😭
Stagnation is weakness, conflict is growth.
Get in there and kick some ass for Jolthogs' sake
Everytime i find the jolthog crysts they are getting mauled by dire howls
#justiceforjolthog
My fiancé just told me my art is the fourth result if you google palworld oc and go to images and now am happy
Stfu
do you share to reddit the kitsun art?
eh... i dont like reddit. i think the creator should
I tend to avoid it honestly I posted it once to see the reception haha
Thank you for the compliment!
I think maybe it’s just in America? I’m not 100% haha
I’m in America lol
That’s weird
Ikr
Maybe he broke something and I have my dreams shattered 😂 either way it’s cool to even see it in google images so I’ll take it
I did a Pokémon one but I’m legit too worried to post it on Reddit or anything given Pokémon is on a cease and desist tsunami
fake palworld oc , oc means Of Course
which one is yours
The fourth
Deviant art is really living up to its name.

🇼
Take full advantage of that & promote yo art harder
addie
Blud what 💀💀
responded to the wrong thing
💀
what
👀
we need more ocs 
we need more pals with low tapered fades
More Pals with hats
I want a mushroom pal 🥺
Yes that too
I want a seal pal
They can have lil mushroom hats
i need a mermaid puppy
Yeah til seal clubbing becomes a thing in the game
looks like a egg
🥚
Yeah but it's just seals out partying at clubs
Jellyfish that have midnight raves like that one episode of SpongeBob
Rare pal discovered
well then give them the aggro of gobfins and have them jump you on sight.
have them go down swinging
like the kings they are
More ball-shaped pals who go rolling like lamball are super necessary
well i don't want a spheal rip off tbh