off-topic

[junior hawk]

I’m not even a picky eater and eating a fetus is a hard no for me

[dark folio]

Because it’s disturbing no wonder it’d be a hard time

[median grotto]

they are squishy easy to take bones out if they have

[cyan acorn]

More for me

[dark folio]

Usually they don’t

[hollow tree]

Do it! We’re a lovely people

[dark folio]

Not true I’ve seen mean Scottish people but when they get angry they say really funny things

[junior hawk]

I hear tell you guys serve whiskey in fish bowls and that has my attention

[cyan acorn]

A chicken egg is just the precursory amino acids and chain proteins to a baby chick. I drink em all the time. Raw af

Omnomnomnom

[hollow tree]

Yup we do have the best insults

[cyan acorn]

None of your eggs are safe

[hollow tree]

It’s a Quaiche, usually a ceeemonial sorta bowl

[cyan acorn]

Crach on Quaiche

[livid rune]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-gif-27556970

[junior hawk]

I googled it and that’s actually pretty cool

[hollow tree]

It’s great!

[plain barn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NldDAV_O5e0
I made my first video ever! Please consider giving it a try 🙂 Thanks

[junior hawk]

Honestly idc what the whiskey is offered to me in. If it’s offered we’re friends.

[cyan acorn]

No way

[livid rune]

same, it’s the only alcohol i like to drink

[cyan acorn]

Silver tequila only

[livid rune]

tequila is too much for me.. 2 shots and i’m already drunk

[hollow tree]

Jura is best whisky

[cyan acorn]

I will take 4

And 4 more an hour and a half later

[livid rune]

probably depends on the size

[hollow tree]

Scottish people can outdrink many a man

[median grotto]

i will try it

[cyan acorn]

I mean a shot is technically 2 to 3 oz

[stone harbor]

yes whisky is good

[livid rune]

i mean a person’s size

but generally i have a bad alcohol tolerance bc i don’t drink often

[hollow tree]

I’ve outdrank a couple dudes in America when it comes to whisky

They think Jack Daniels is whisky, poor things

[cyan acorn]

I'm 85kgs and I'm active when drinking. Dancing, swimming, pool, darts, etc

[junior hawk]

Americans have done a lot of great things. Making whiskey isn’t one of them. Bourbon is barely suitable for mix drinks

[livid rune]

i’m 60 and also active
it doesn’t help me much lol

[cyan acorn]

I mean we have bulleit rye, old camp, george dickerson, etc

[hollow tree]

Don’t sound proper to me get some Glenfiddich or Jura

[cyan acorn]

You must be shorter than average. Short ppl top up quicker haha

[livid rune]

no
i think im an average height

[cyan acorn]

Fiddich has too much orange and I like bushmills but jameson is eh

Maker's Mark is a good one too

Maker's can be kinda rich though

[hollow tree]

Nah go for the small breweries up on the Isles. Orkney, Shetland etc, they’ll do the proper stuff that puts hairs on your chest and deepens your voice by 5 octaves

[cyan acorn]

I'm as average height as you could possibly get.

[cyan acorn]

Yeah maybe

[median grotto]

how tall

[cyan acorn]

174cm on the nose

[livid rune]

asking the important questions, good job

[cyan acorn]

As if lol

[median grotto]

im 181cm

[cyan acorn]

Do you get nosebleeds up there?

[hollow tree]

Idk what I am in centimetres

[median grotto]

i have a friend thts 195 almost 2m

[hollow tree]

I’m 5’4

[cyan acorn]

That's fairly average height

[median grotto]

164 cm

[hollow tree]

Yup the rain here keeps me shrinking

[cyan acorn]

Most women in the states are around 5'5

[median grotto]

yeah in spain too

[cyan acorn]

I've known some very tall women though

My wife is 5’8” and the kid’s hardly a teen and nearly the same. It’s kinda funny to see her tower over her classmates.

[hollow tree]

I’m shortest in the family

[cyan acorn]

I don't consider 5'7 to be tall though. To me that's pretty average too

[livid rune]

i have a friend who’s 201

[hollow tree]

Everyone else is huge my brother is like 6’1

I got the ugly short gene but eeeeeh

[cyan acorn]

I'm almost past the mindset where I notice much of a difference in someones height or stature. I'm more attuned to the overall presence of an individual.

[median grotto]

i want like 5cm more if i was 185 i would be the perfect version of myself

[hollow tree]

Stretching rack?

[livid rune]

how is 185 better

[cyan acorn]

He could reach the stocking shelves at the grocer without assistance

[livid rune]

he can get on his toes for that

[keen pollen]

cuz hed be 6 foot

[cyan acorn]

Yeah but anyone over my height pulls their back lifting a 10lbs bag of oranges lol

[hollow tree]

I want oranges

[median grotto]

im 5 cm short of seeing the top shelf at the supermarket perfectly

[cyan acorn]

I'm joking btw. Calm down guys

[livid rune]

pulls their back means it’s hard for them?

[hollow tree]

Hurts their back basically

I want oranges and maybe a grapefruit

[stone harbor]

no it means they don't know how to lift

[livid rune]

ahh
you need to strengthen your back muscles for that

[cyan acorn]

It's a joke because I work with tall ppl and it's always the tall people who end up tearing their backs. Idk why but they all bend at the waist lol

I do thousands of squats a week lol and these guys just won't go ass to grass

I yell at them and they ignore me just to end up out of work for weeks

[livid rune]

omg now what means going ass to grass? squatting?

[keen pollen]

maybe they dont do thousands of squats a week

[cyan acorn]

Yeah. You never had a coach who said that??

[hollow tree]

I had full plans to felt on my break but I ate soup and now I can’t be bothered

[cyan acorn]

They should. We are in the same profession

[real coral]

I'm sure there has to be something I'm missing. been looking for how to access other channels. little help, anyone?

[livid rune]

my coach don’t talk in English tho

[cyan acorn]

You're so hot rn

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-sheen-in-heat-horny-gif-12060452

[livid rune]

i’m sure it’s not just right now

[cyan acorn]

I work in a labor intensive job and I'm currently trying to save my coworkers from being fired because they can't make numbers. Also if you get hurt they piss test you and none of them can pass

[cyan acorn]

Excellent

[sleek sage]

did you select roles\

[livid rune]

what does piss test mean? is it literal?

[real coral]

just the english palworld one, but yeah.

[junior hawk]

God I can’t wait for this shift to end so I can vent my frustrations to my windshield while doing 90 down the highway

[cyan acorn]

That's how they test us for drug consumption

[hollow tree]

Be safe

[junior hawk]

It is literal. They test our piss for drugs

[cyan acorn]

I do that before work too

[keen pollen]

maybe theyre good at pissing then

[livid rune]

bhahahahaha

[night plume]

Kind on them if they can't pass the drug test o.O

[hollow tree]

Mal!

[cyan acorn]

It's a protein that trips if they're using. To fake a test like that would need a fake urine kit. If you're caught it's a punishable crime because the test is federally mandated.

[junior hawk]

Who can actually pass a drug test

[cyan acorn]

Yeah but I need bodies so I don't end up doing every last bit of work

[night plume]

I pass it every time, which confuses the crap out of me bc I'm on medications

[livid rune]

the one who doesn’t do drugs

[night plume]

Morning

[junior hawk]

I just used my gfs piss for every test I’ve taken in the last 8 years.

[cyan acorn]

Because they're testing for illegal drugs

[median grotto]

yooo wasup mal how are you

[cyan acorn]

It's still a crime if you're caught

[keen pollen]

yeah that would piss off the law for sure

[junior hawk]

One time the lid came off while I was climbing up to my crane and she pissed down my leg.

[night plume]

2 of mine ping as illegal substances. I have to report the medications to my work for that reason xD

[real coral]

@sleek sage hey, figured it out. apparently there's some kind of glitch because I can chat even though the channels have the locked symbol.

[junior hawk]

Bro I ain’t afraid of no misdemeanors

[keen pollen]

woah

[hollow tree]

I’m sure there’s worse crimes

[cyan acorn]

It still keeps you from DoT, ELO, etc contracts for up to 3 years. So you should care, but that's your concern ofc.

[junior hawk]

Nah.

[cyan acorn]

I'm making the point that it could severely effect a person's income.

[cyan acorn]

I know this for a fact and I hope you don't ever have to experience it.

[hollow tree]

Oh I understand I just think if he’s old enough to take drugs then he’s old enough to understand the consequences

[junior hawk]

Me and consequences go way back

[cyan acorn]

I appreciate your arbitration.

[hollow tree]

Didn’t mean to make anyone mad

[cyan acorn]

I'm not mad.

[junior hawk]

Yeah bro calm down

That’s exactly what an angry man would say

[cyan acorn]

I am calm. Let me touch your butt

[median grotto]

i dont think the egg lady can make people mad

[hollow tree]

I make plenty people mad apparently. Being nice is a crime you know

[keen pollen]

im pretty angry right now yeah

[cyan acorn]

You will get 25 to life for that

[hollow tree]

Well at this stage I’ll take it

[median grotto]

you dont make that people mad they get mad by themselves

[cyan acorn]

I'll come visit you

[junior hawk]

I’m holding my anger for the drive home. I have things to say that only my windshield can hear.

[cyan acorn]

Give me the smoke

[junior hawk]

Nope

[cyan acorn]

Give it to me dammit

[hollow tree]

No no people don’t like others being nice on the internet and they get all twisted because it usually makes them look dumb getting mad over nothing but eh

[junior hawk]

This seems targeted

[livid rune]

yeahh

[keen pollen]

well they just misunderstand the tone of the message i guess a lot of the time and assume its bad

[cyan acorn]

I'm monotone irl

[junior hawk]

Russia vs Scotland im taking all bets

[cyan acorn]

U wot m8?

[livid rune]

.. tell me you don’t mean me as russia

[hollow tree]

Not really targeted

[junior hawk]

…….are you not Russian?

[cyan acorn]

She's not

[livid rune]

… i’m Ukrainian

[cyan acorn]

I learned this 5 minutes before you Paddy. I have the high ground

[junior hawk]

Oh shit. Y’all’s writing looks very similar my bad lol

[median grotto]

oh oh you did a racism

[keen pollen]

cyrillic language 😔

[livid rune]

if there is “i” letter it’s def not russian

[junior hawk]

Lemme google that quick

[livid rune]

they don’t have it in their alphabet

[junior hawk]

Oh. I didn’t know these things.

[hollow tree]

Gaelic is messed up

[quartz magnet]

Good mornin frens

[junior hawk]

Don’t say it paddy

[hollow tree]

Caos ❤️

[median grotto]

Hi caos

[hollow tree]

Madainn mhath

[quartz magnet]

how are ya all today? 💜

[junior hawk]

You want the truth or the professional answer.

[hollow tree]

Pretty good

[median grotto]

Waching info on how to set up my vgen

[hollow tree]

Truth

[junior hawk]

My socks are too loose and if I have to explain to my coworker how to shut the quench off one more time I’m gonna ram my head through the HR office door

[hollow tree]

Oh my happy valentines

[hollow tree]

If ya need any help lemme know!

[quartz magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1028060752453587004/1142868502345166908/Fae4flPXgAI2_2g.jpg

[cyan acorn]

How do you shut the quench off bossman??

[median grotto]

Will do

[junior hawk]

Push. The. Flashing. Red. Button. It literally says abort.

[cyan acorn]

Sir requesting to push the flashing red button sir.

[hollow tree]

It’s so cold here I’m freezing in my office

[autumn scarab]

hewoo gm guys @junior hawk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-gibberish-gif-15531357

[autumn scarab]

LOL HES FUNNY

[cyan acorn]

Anyone else ever let the bath go warm, drop half the tub, and fill it back up with scalding hot water??

[autumn scarab]

oops caps

[cyan acorn]

Boomhauer is not just funny. He's a dang ol Army Ranger man.

[junior hawk]

Bro I haven’t taken a bath in probably 25 years

[median grotto]

We dont do that here

[cyan acorn]

Do you have access to a hottub??

[median grotto]

Same and im 24.99 years old

[junior hawk]

Hot tubs are different

[cyan acorn]

No they are not

[junior hawk]

That’s not taking a bath. That’s lounging in style.

[cyan acorn]

Fundamentally they are a bath without soap. Lounging in style is also bathing.

You should shower before both anyway.

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-express-aint-got-no-gif-19408822

[cyan acorn]

I do wish I had jets.

They make those for bathtubs too.

[junior hawk]

Yeah my last house had a jacuzzi tub in the basement

I miss that thing

[cyan acorn]

I would fill mine with one eighth olive oil and a saline system. I would make soup out of myself

[median grotto]

i just dont want to pay an extreme water bill

[cyan acorn]

Water is cheap here.

I live near a major river

[junior hawk]

The water is just pumped. It’s not extra water. It’s the water in the tub being moved

[median grotto]

spain is in a drought rn or at least the region im in

[cyan acorn]

That too. "Recirculation."

[junior hawk]

Alright time to let this windshield have it.

[cyan acorn]

Yeah it's so humid here I could probably just distill bathwater from the air lol

[cyan acorn]

Unbutton your top button or you'll tear something

[hollow tree]

I want a hot tub

[cyan acorn]

Click your heels twice

[hollow tree]

Unless I’m gonna be magically teleported to the Bahamas with a full bank account and a hot tub I don’t wanna

[wary lichen]

hi

[peak folio]

https://vxtwitter.com/palworld_en/status/1757603467550658766

Is that Mizobe? 😆

[cyan acorn]

Why do pictures of cigarettes make me want to smoke them??

[shrewd crown]

apologies :(

[spice pebble]

Ok

[hollow tree]

Yo

[spice pebble]

?

im playing ranked fortnite\

[quartz magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/758296682659184640/912049208033439774/image0-3-1.gif

[spice pebble]

its done

[hollow tree]

Why isn’t it hometime

[cyan acorn]

Going to the store. Anyone need anything??

[quartz magnet]

soon

[hollow tree]

Can you please get me chocolate and an orange

[cyan acorn]

Mhm

[keen pollen]

could you get me the fancy looking carrot wearing a monocle? thank you

[hollow tree]

I really do want an orange

[cyan acorn]

One purple carrot with a marble jammed into the head, coming up.

[keen pollen]

what the... that's not what i wanted

[cyan acorn]

It's the closest thing they had.

[keen pollen]

i wish i could send images

[night plume]

Not a chocolate orange?

[hollow tree]

Nah just a proper juicy orange

Idk why

Probably have scurvy or something bet

[junior hawk]

Ya know I talk about my windshield taking the business, but after some consideration it’s actually my speakers that get abused.

[night plume]

XD Terry's chocolate orange is good though, highly recommend

[hollow tree]

They have a mint one

[night plume]

Haven't tried that one o.o

[hollow tree]

It’s so good

[night plume]

I will need to find this one o.O
I wanted to try the dark chocolate one, but, I can't eat one fast enough on my own xD

[sleek flume]

Morning

https://tenor.com/view/asian-rice-gif-13913999

[deft python]

Is there an official merch site? I've been seeing lots of advertisements for Palworld stuff, but I'm not sure what is real and what isn't

[night plume]

Morning.
I need to make rice when I get home

[sleek flume]

Anyone play Enshrouded yet? I have a question I can't find an answer to.

[deft python]

Good morning 🌄 Rice is good

[sleek flume]

There is not, no.

[deft python]

I keep seeing the Chillet plushies and I 🥺

[night plume]

I don't think there is an official site for merch, hope they cash in on that.

Saw some people talking about Enshrouded the other day, may luck out a little later

[sleek flume]

I mean, you could still buy one

[deft python]

I'm not sure if it's legit or a scam ig

[sleek flume]

Check Etsy

I'm sure there's stuff on there, and it's legit most of the time.

[deft python]

I'll see if they accept PayPal lol
And check Etsy again
I saw a cute crochet pattern for Chillet there but it was 10 dollars (pricey for a pattern)

[night plume]

You could ask around on here about commissioning one. I've seen some nice plushies pop up in fanart

[sleek flume]

It seems that's the new norm for patterns tbh

(I don't knit or crochet but people in my family do)

[deft python]

I've commissioned plushes in the past before actually, and have made my own! I was just hoping for something cheaper/more affordable at the current moment

[deft python]

Really? 😭
Most of the patterns I see ladies selling on Instagram is usually 5$ or its like a pack with several different patterns in it for less and idk

The buizel plushes I made were with a free pattern and I think they came out nicely

[sleek flume]

Not to say there aren't cheaper ones, just seems 10 isn't unheard of these days

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852595668421050390/1207339307896148049/image.png?ex=65df495a&is=65ccd45a&hm=d4f452cbfcd547c321af7392fdf2107bba2a715a9e59068b81ec245c4e132afc&
🙇

[mystic fiber]

Fatcon is a great place for fat people

[night plume]

I've heard prices for a lot of people's art in this discord and they sell themselves pretty short. Might be able to get one at an affordable price even after offering them a little more for it.

[keen pollen]

yeah dude thats mcdonalds dude haha dude

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-huh-excuse-me-did-you-call-me-fat-dr-now-gif-20144708

[night plume]

I think patterns have gone up bc it used to be that you bought a pattern to do it at home, now people buy patterns to make and sell everything

[mystic fiber]

no

[sleek flume]

Tbf people eat at McDonald's and not everyone gets fat

[wicked turret]

anyone else seeing these nintendo hackers just going around fucking up servers for no reason? lol

[torn fern]

Good morning pal people

[sleek flume]

I'm not your pal, bud.

[keen pollen]

yeah dude my bad dude i mean america dude haha 🤣🤣🤣

[night plume]

Try to report as many as you can, all you can do atm.

[mystic fiber]

hopefully there will be more fatcon

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/metapals-pals-meta-pal-meta-pal-mafia-meta-gif-26779435

[torn fern]

I'm not your bud, friend

[sleek flume]

The UK has a higher bmi than America

[night plume]

Morning.

[sleek flume]

I'm not your friend, Bro

[keen pollen]

duuude...

[sleek flume]

Britain was the fattest country for like 2 years in a row

[mystic fiber]

Whoever is fat should go to fatcon

[snow thistle]

@cyan acorn #off-topic-memes , #videos-動画 and #fan-art-ファンアート aren't for having conversations and chats. They are for posting memes, media and art. The average user likes to scroll through the channels and view the media, not random conversations. Hence the slowmode. To deter chatter.

There are 40 other channels you can freely chat in.

[torn fern]

I'm not your bro, homie

[sleek flume]

Not your freaking homie, dude

[night plume]

I just posted a meme in the meme channel and for a moment was worried I caused something xD

[keen pollen]

meme police coming to get you dude fr

[night plume]

I was just giving everyone a way to not be alone for Valentine's ;_;

[deft python]

I definitely don't want to pay someone less than they're worth. Especially since I've had folks do the same for me ❤️

[wild mountain]

[astral belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-valentines-day-happy-valentines-happy-valentine-day-happy-hearts-day-love-gif-25680416

[night plume]

You should ask some of the artist in this chat their prices. They sell themselves pretty short imo.
But, being a super cheap person, it does make me more interested x.x

[astral belfry]

cute!

[torn fern]

[keen pollen]

dont worry they can just generate ai artworks now so you dont have to worry about pricing

[deft python]

Perhaps. If only there was somewhere to advertise stuff like that, but I know the rules state no promotion. Then he can join my plush collection >:)

[astral belfry]

kawaii

[deft python]

I'd like to see AI make me a Chillet plush what 😭

[sleek flume]

Say less

[wild mountain]

less

now what?

[keen pollen]

did you think that far dude?

[sleek flume]

Congrats, you fell for my trap

[deft python]

A machine in a factory? I can see it.
But AI could only make a poopy image of a plush, no cuddle 😔

[keen pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-nervous-gulp-cat-gulp-strange-cat-gif-26244540

[wild mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-cat-high-kayden-shadow-shadow-cat-gif-26188259

[sleek flume]

Also, morning, iori.

Or evening, or whatever the hell time it is for you.

[night plume]

I feel like I need to sit down and try my hand at plushie making 🤔

[wild mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-angry-pet-hiss-gif-16838272

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-eat-eat-gif-26094071

[deft python]

It feels rewarding when you're done but it's definitely a "trust the process" sort of thing

[sleek flume]

Dude wtf 😂

[keen pollen]

that cat was a human before and just realized their situation

[night plume]

Most I've done is made a giant/oversized witch hat xD

[snow thistle]

Me every time I open #off-topic for 10 seconds:

[quartz magnet]

im so sorry, Bucky XD

[deft python]

Honestly I love that project idea.

I've been doing it all wrong, making the plushies first and then little clothes for them lol

[sleek flume]

Rude

[night plume]

I did it for a Halloween costume. Was a joke for work xD

[peak folio]

Me searching this discord for CM posts for potential game news and finding lovander cosplays instead.

[snow thistle]

yw

[peak folio]

🤣

[snow thistle]

Don't say I never gave you anything

[deft python]

Still cool 👌 🎩

[sleek flume]

I mean. You never gave me anything.

[night plume]

Noooooo I put too much cream in my coffee!

[quartz magnet]

ohno

[deft python]

Do you have more coffee you can add?

[sleek flume]

😏

[night plume]

It is far too early for me to have realized the context that could have been taken in....

[night plume]

Yeah, just have to drink some of it first.

[sleek flume]

😏

[mint spruce]

why do women have to talk SO MUCH?!?!?!

[jaunty temple]

You gave me hope, the gaming industry is filled with people who hate video games, & you called them out on it.

Thank you for that.

[deft python]

Fair lol

[snow thistle]

How could anyone hate games

Games are great

[sleek flume]

They used to be great

[shrewd gorge]

I don't see much hope of Triple A title making a comeback welcome to the age of Indie game developers

[sleek flume]

Now they mostly suck

[keen pollen]

yeah i love games (insult)

[deft python]

I feel like anyone who "doesn't like games" either

-hasn't played games
-haven't found the right one for them

[sleek flume]

Gaming isn't as fun as it used to be :sadpepe:

[shrewd gorge]

Payday 3, Battlefield 2042, COD MW3

[mint spruce]

cause suits got involved in gaming

[keen pollen]

didnt people hate payday 3

[sleek flume]

2042 fixed itself but yeah pd3 sucked ass, Mw3 sucks ass

[jaunty temple]

AAA Games hace been in a bubble the past few years. I have no idea how they'll recover from such hostile consumerism.

[night plume]

There's a payday 3??

[mint spruce]

it's a pile of crap

[sleek flume]

I was excited for pd3, but on my high end pc it lags like hell

[shrewd gorge]

I have the highest hopes that Indie devs will produce 10 times more than their corpratist counterpart, Palworld is the first step

[shrewd gorge]

2042 is pretty much too late

[sleek flume]

Understatement of the year

[peak folio]

Palworld is one of those special games that makes me feel like a kid again.

[mint spruce]

it's a steaming pile of dog shit

[sleek flume]

It's been picking up. Averages 15k people playing

[keen pollen]

palworld is awesome man

[night plume]

I loved Payday 2, but my connection was too bad to play it with anyone via pc :/ and my console crapped out so couldn'tplay multi there. Didn't know a 3rd one came out xD

[deft python]

It's just fun and I like that lol
And there's fun little critters

[sleek flume]

Accurate

[cyan acorn]

So I made eggs, chorizo, black bean mash,
bacon burritos with nacho cheese and avocado ranch.

[sick flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852595668421050390/1207345202638098494/image.png?ex=65df4ed7&is=65ccd9d7&hm=fb8f1b1da41a0407329f1ceebcfbd5ac770b2e271d908046b292d389df7c83b2&

[shrewd gorge]

Despite Palworld's issue, it didn't stop us from being able to play the game, meanwhile Payday 3, you need a goddamn internet connection

Cyberpunk has arisen from the grave

[quartz magnet]

theres a palworld issue?

[keen pollen]

yeah i think you need internet connection for a lot of things man idk

[keen pollen]

p-pokemon

[night plume]

Yes, I haven't had a chance to log in for a week

[shrewd gorge]

There's not alot of games that give us the option of offline

[deft python]

I love Cyberpunk but I acknowledge that the launch was fumbled so bad.
Stinkies should have just waited to finish the game before releasing it 💀

[keen pollen]

multiplayer games 😔

[night plume]

The shareholders made them release :/

[shrewd gorge]

I've hear rumours (Don't take it for granted) that COD purposely made their games that big so we couldn't play other unless we delete cod itself

[keen pollen]

the bugs made it better

[deft python]

Heck the shareholders!

[shrewd gorge]

reminds me of Noob from battlefield friends

[sleek flume]

Jokes on them, I have 8TB of storage

[night plume]

Unfortunately doesn't work that way when you use them to fund it. That is why a lot of indie games go from great to suddenly crap.

[deft python]

Guess I'm blessed, I've never played a COD but I think I heard the second one is good. (Whichever has the mission No Russian)

[keen pollen]

Didn't that game also have a very loose story plot, like it was just put together through notes?

[wicked turret]

@deft python aye yo? lmao

you're WILD my boy lmaooooo

[deft python]

Wdym

[sleek flume]

Now that there's more people active in chat, has anyone played Enshrouded? I have a question I can't find an answer to

[night plume]

Coffee has been fixed!
It is now coffee withe a little cream and sugar instead of slightly coffee flavored cream xD

[keen pollen]

I'm going to be honest with you HookerHeels, I haven't.

[deft python]

Sorry I have not 🙏

[shrewd gorge]

those fuckers don't care about the quality or the long term profit they can earn, they'll milk the living shit out of triple A title before the ship implode leaving nothing but a husk, they'll run with the money

[quartz magnet]

nope. never played it

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-for-nothing-ungrateful-golden-girls-thankless-no-support-gif-21868185

[nocturne fulcrum]

So just did a dungeon and went to fight the boss and there was a Lucky and Alpha Version of the Boss it was only a gumshoo but thats actually pretty cool

[night plume]

They will even leave the ones that worked on it to take the fall for the game being crap.

[keen pollen]

People like Enshrouded so far though I think. Over here it's mixed I think, but idk

[sleek flume]

I just need to know how unlocks work lol

[deft python]

I mean you right but it's still depressing

[cyan acorn]

No Russian was possible because people were still allowed to be accountable for the media they consumed and keeping it separate from their persona. Once rockstar got blamed for 3 kids randomly shooting a jogger, shit got wierd.

[sleek flume]

I heard through the grapevine that unlocks unlock for everyone, so takes a lot of the exploration and challenge out of the game.

But can't confirm it

[nocturne fulcrum]

its gonna be the year of Survival Games by the end of the year the markets gonna be flooded i swear lol

[night plume]

Wait, Lucky and Alpha? I thought people were just using that interchangeably o.o

[shrewd gorge]

shareholders basically influence management to cut corners or cut the quality for a quick buck, even outsourcing in a mass scale, outsourcing isn't bad but firing all the employee and replacing them with mercernary devs who have no experience with the project could cause alot of problem

[sleek flume]

Nope, two different things

[deft python]

I didn't play that game but I heard it has a good story and I saw only that mission and it was just wild

I think people should be held accountable for their own actions 😭

Firing a digital pewpew doesn't make me want to get up and murder someone.

Murdering someone just makes you a bad person lacking in morals, whether or not you play games

[shrewd gorge]

tho outsourcing or hiring a contractor isn't bad idea, it can save money

[night plume]

I may need to hange out in the Pal chat more o.O

[keen pollen]

[cyan acorn]

Yeah, those people were just grasping at straws once consequence rolled tide lol.

[nocturne fulcrum]

2 different things though they share the same paldec sorting style theyre 2 different things but have the same size

[shrewd gorge]

Ima keep playing CS2 and grind cases so I can earn steam money to buy Palworld

[humble parrot]

Alphas have the little red horned icon. Luckies have sparkles

[deft python]

Good luck dude!!

[cyan acorn]

Say "lucky" with a Japanese accent rn

[quartz magnet]

hope ya get good loot

[keen pollen]

Ok I need to know what this means. Lucky is the huge sparkly Pal, right? What is Alpha?

[night plume]

Oh, I've been calling those mini bosses xD

[humble parrot]

Alphas are basically any pal that acts as a boss.

[keen pollen]

a

[nocturne fulcrum]

Alpha and lucky Look the same except lucky have sparkles i believe they're similar in stats but will have the Passive Lucky which you can breed onto offspring

[stone harbor]

https://youtu.be/JjHAN5ersDo?si=Hv941iSTldg_pwqu

[humble parrot]

Either in caves, overworld or sealed realms

[keen pollen]

That makes sense

[humble parrot]

Luckies are a random spawn chance on any area and on every pal, except alphas.

[shrewd gorge]

dafaq this shit?

[stone harbor]

the future

[night plume]

Ah... when you catch a lucky and it has a debuff that cancels the lucky

[keen pollen]

Yeah ik. I had no idea the boss pals were called Alphas. That clears up a lot for me lol

[shrewd gorge]

we'll get there when we get there and if this world didn't turn into Metro 2033

[cyan acorn]

I'mma catch and buff you with this broth but once we reach temperature it'll debuff you to be delicious

[stone harbor]

we're already there

[keen pollen]

Yeah we should be in mars right now or something idk what were doing

[humble parrot]

When your eyes get hacked and play rickroll nonstop

[cyan acorn]

Playing palworld, duh

[shrewd gorge]

hope this game doesn't Implement NFT, bad fucking idea

[nocturne fulcrum]

overworld Alphas are guarenteed but the dungeons can actually really weird ive encountered dungeons where there was no alpha but i encountered a lucky while in the dungeon and when getting to the area where the tree is there was no boss, and all dungeons are RNG on what boss will be there

[night plume]

DELICIOUS IS NOT A DEBUFF!!!
It is an unfortunate status effect I never want to unlock x.x

[humble parrot]

I have always found an alpha at the end.

[fallen basin]

doe it suck i hate they let poeple use ai-art for te contest?

[cyan acorn]

Say that when I feed you to the Katress Cult

[night plume]

😱

[obsidian hatch]

Dumud ||goodnight||

[night plume]

Dumud ||Morning||

[cyan acorn]

Yes and no

[keen pollen]

Dumud (bye)

[nocturne fulcrum]

normally so have i but yesterday i did a dungeon and found a lucky right as i entered and when i got to the end no alpha and the barrier was gone so i could go straight for the loot lol it was weird

[shrewd gorge]

Dumud ||Bum bum bum bum, the year was 1900s tis worth remembering the men who lived through 55 days at peiking||

[fallen basin]

espicly for the contest tho, ai-art aint like orginal and dammgding n kind asucks-

[humble parrot]

Could be a bug

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nocturne fulcrum]

or a feature who knows lol

[cyan acorn]

The spirit of a contest I think suggests it’s made by a person. I feel. Seems pointless to have AI going at each other.

[night plume]

Whelp, that argument is starting again. Have fun, bye

[cyan acorn]

Yeah agreed but I would use any edge I had to win. Even cybernetic implants

[shrewd gorge]

probably best to seperate AI from contest

[fallen basin]

yeah

like ai- aint art I WANT THE GOOD SHIT

[shrewd gorge]

I wouldn't mind if there's a contest where a Human goes up against a humanoid machine who also draw like an artist and not just generate image

[humble parrot]

I'd rather wait and see what winners they pick before jumping into "omg they allowed AI art"

[fallen basin]

TRU tru

[cyan acorn]

I want a body that never ages and the ability to surf the internet with my mind.

[keen pollen]

Yeah it's like "who can make the best word prompt with AI" contest and not like actual artwork contest for sure

[deft python]

I'm hoping it's a contest based on skill, but someone brought up the possibility of it being a random giveaway

[nocturne fulcrum]

god what a world we live in where we now have to worry about A.i lol has arnold schwarzenegger taught us anything lol

[fallen basin]

like i seen such great artist here to

[cyan acorn]

Yeah be a terminator and kick ass

[shrewd gorge]

Liam Vickers is my inspiration to me to start drawing

[humble parrot]

It shouldn't be skill. That's just not fair

[kindred crater]

loll, fair I just hope I get to see some hard working artist's work there

[deft python]

At the same time though I've seen entries that were definitely AI based on appearance get deleted 🤷

[fallen basin]

w

[stone harbor]

AI art is fine, i mean ultimately it's just another tool, if you know how to tease it you can create work the average person can't without drawing it.

and some AI art gens have evolved quite interestingly, the best one i've seen so far has been https://www.bing.com/images/create

though with the right teasing you can also make it generate real images off of google as well, so it's really down to how you use it

[humble parrot]

They can just pick whatever artwork they like the most.

[fallen basin]

ai art ist art, ai is stolen stuff from real aritst wo accly tok time to learn.

[humble parrot]

And it would be fine.

[cyan acorn]

I have no issue with AI, honestly. But a contest implies that it’s person compared to person. You know?

[shrewd gorge]

Ai got some interesting quirks tho I fear they can outright steal our voices if they can perfectly replicate a human voice

[stone harbor]

generate a few images and reverse image them, if you do it properly it generates a 100% unique image

[humble parrot]

AI is to replace people, while you have time, find a skill that cannot be replaced easily and master it

[keen pollen]

Thats already happening lol

[fallen basin]

its still stolen. not real art. u can make better stuff if u try and use ur mind

[cyan acorn]

But what if that AI is self aware and just wants to participate?? Before taking over the world??

[shrewd gorge]

tho the only thing I love about the AI voices is the AI president series

[cyan acorn]

I would allow sentient AI, I’m not a bigot.

[fallen basin]

yeah but like thats funny n not damgding

[stone harbor]

oh yea, deepfakes aren't damaging at all

[cyan acorn]

What if that Sentient AI wants to take your place as head of household and raise your family??

[sleek flume]

Why the fuck would they

[fallen basin]

unless u use it for deepfakes?? usly it says ai insted of somone calming it as their own cough

[shrewd gorge]

I can't imagine humanoid robots working alongside human soldiers, there's gonna be at some point we could get attatched to em

[kindred crater]

I think most people are refering to the funny song covers and such, not the actual fake important stuff
since thats a whole other issue

[cyan acorn]

blows dust off keyboard I’m gonna catch up on my Steam backlog then.

[stone harbor]

thats my whole point is it comes down to how you use it

[cyan acorn]

Lmfao

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-this-this-reaction-reaction-gif-this-gif-gif-14484082

[fallen basin]

fair fair

[cyan acorn]

John Connor would be furious with you rn

[shrewd gorge]

Crypto bros at some point are gonna suggest NFTs in Palworld which is not a good idea and could get Palworld removed from steam

[humble parrot]

?
They already did.

[keen pollen]

Didnt NFT die like a year or 2 ago

[sleek flume]

Yes

[fallen basin]

I WISH

[humble parrot]

It went nowhere, because it makes no sense

[snow thistle]

Yeah you're about 3 years late on that one. We had all those requests and offers years ago.

[shrewd gorge]

This world ain't ready for NFT

[grizzled badger]

crypto bros are a parasite upon this earth

[sleek flume]

No, it's pretty dead. Only the morons who are obsessed with nft will talk about it

[sleek flume]

Nft is literally useless. The world gets more use out of used plastic silverware

[stone harbor]

and you turned them down, good job, proud of you

[humble parrot]

Hello Bucky.

[cyan acorn]

Exactly

[shrewd gorge]

tho the concept has been done before, CS2 and TF2

[humble parrot]

Then NFTs serve no purpose

[cyan acorn]

That's like the idiot who bought the 27k dollar red leather trench on pubg.

[humble parrot]

If the same thing can be done without them.

[keen pollen]

Ok but isn't microtransactions and NFTs an entirely different thing and issue

[cyan acorn]

No one plays pubg anymore so it was a total waste of cash

[sleek flume]

No?

[shrewd gorge]

sucks that Pubg got potential

[sleek flume]

I bought a black trench for like $18

[stone harbor]

shh, they don't realize NFTs and in-game collectibles from time limited chests are basically the same thing, don't melt them, their brains can't handle it, they'll argue.

open chest you get a draganov

NFT drops you get a draganov

[sleek flume]

Couldn't imagine spending 27k Lmfao

[cyan acorn]

That's exactly my point. Peak pubg ppl were dropping ludacris cash on what was essentially an nft equipment skin

[jaunty temple]

NFTs are overglorified JPEG's

TF2 & CS2 have overglorified toys

[shrewd gorge]

on the bright side, you can use those skin during a gunfight

[sleek flume]

Not really, as more existed than one.

[quartz magnet]

buy draganov for 2831628371$
"it will worth 200x more in the future, so i will sell it and be rich"

[shrewd gorge]

I don't know what the purpose of the Jpegs anyway

[sleek flume]

Literally nothing.

[cyan acorn]

It's the same concept. Limited supply over abundance of demand.

Demand for something useless lol

[sleek flume]

Eh, not exactly. I get what you're saying, and I can see the connection, but they are slightly different

[stone harbor]

if it was set up like the Rust market and CSGO market is, it would work, but if its just buying an image that has no purpose aside from "looking nice" then yes its a scam.

[shrewd gorge]

I'm surprised TF2 has an economy, pretty much runs like Micronation at this point

[cyan acorn]

Agreed

[quartz magnet]

looking nice? did ya saw those uggly apes?

[keen pollen]

Alright but why did people get mad about NFTs in the first place if theyre the same as microtransactions?

[shrewd gorge]

I could just comission an artist for a much cheaper price with better quality

[sleek flume]

Buying an outfit in a game that I will wear and look cool in a game for years to come, or at least a year, vs an image that sits in my computer doing nothing

[humble parrot]

The difference between NFTs as JPGs and skins in CS is simple, NFTs advocate for a limited supply "one of a kind" but people can't really feel it. You can just copy the jpg and that's it. You can't really do that with a skin in CS, the limited supply is tangible and directly noticeable. It is a chance and pure luck or a purchase you make.

[jaunty temple]

People still like the game, not the majority of people's fault for liking the game & literally only 3 people owning a monopoly on all of the biggest trading networks

[cyan acorn]

I mean I've spent at least 2k dollars on aesthetic items on games in the last 7 years.

[sleek flume]

Probably about the same

[cyan acorn]

That's separate from licenses just to play those games

[sleek flume]

My regular outfit in pubg cost me like $40, tho I haven't played in years

[cyan acorn]

Then add dlc content that adds playtime and or features. It's crazzyyy

[jaunty temple]

(Although it does feel good unboxing a $20+ Unusual)

[shrewd gorge]

I remember the Lolichop incident, I earned like 2 refined after buying 1 lolichop for a scrap

[humble parrot]

It's not something you can just get infinite copies of because you right clicked it.

[sleek flume]

I have spent probably like $120 on Fortnite skins in the last 6 months

[keen pollen]

Reminds me of an NFT event that happened near the place I live in, it was like a lightshow of some sort with NFT pictures flashing and there was a powerpoint presentation of NFTs

[cyan acorn]

Dude I'd rather buy liquid flannel for consumption.

[shrewd gorge]

I remember the time some jackass decides to introduce NFT to my mother but I warned her about it and glad she listened

[keen pollen]

It was so wtf, but it did happen and it was a legit funded event

[cyan acorn]

"With real bits of flannel."

[keen pollen]

What made it worse is that it was during New Years

[sleek flume]

I don't mind micro transactions as long as it's A) cosmetic only and B) reasonably priced

[cyan acorn]

But ya'll won't buy a mixtape

Shame on you

[sleek flume]

I bought a mixcd once

[keen pollen]

Yeah I see more uses from bought in-game items than a jpeg anyway

[jaunty temple]

The one time Twitter agreed to come together to hate something for different reasonings.

Honestly still baffles me.

[sleek flume]

Some guy in New York, was pretty good. I still listen to his music

[cyan acorn]

No one has ever asked me. I have a 20 in my wallet for that exact moment.

[jaunty temple]

You think people on the internet touch grass?
💀💀💀

[cyan acorn]

I mean I do and I'm here T.T don't I matter???

[keen pollen]

Yeah this why I carry 20k in my pocket in case someone asks me

[sleek flume]

Was gonna make a joke but it'd come off racist so I shan't.

[keen pollen]

Id be like "Here." and i lend them 20k

[jaunty temple]

Idk, ask Twitter, or Reddit, or any Internet cesspit.

[elfin crater]

touching GRASS????

[shrewd gorge]

Grass is basically non existent in my place

[elfin crater]

HERETIC

[shrewd gorge]

This is Urban life

[keen pollen]

Yeah theres like snow everywhere man...

[sleek flume]

Grass? I can't be touching my $180 keyboard with dirty hands

[elfin crater]

you should be spending your time INSIDE trying to catch/breed yourself a jetragon with ferocious and musclehead

[jaunty temple]

The good news is:
🫳

My Skin Ain't Thin

🫴

[shrewd gorge]

nope, I don't have snow

snow doesn't exist in the Philippines, but Typhoons are the closest to snow

[sleek flume]

Uh... Sure..

[keen pollen]

america moment

[shrewd gorge]

we get Typhoons alot

[quartz magnet]

⚱️

Let me solo her

[cyan acorn]

I just fed my dog nacho cheese sauce off a wooden spoon lol

[shrewd gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/artyomstare-artyom-gif-23514591

[sleek flume]

Typhoon =/= snow

The sun =/= spaghetti

[shrewd gorge]

I saw a bunch of kids playing in Typhoon floods like it's a goddamn swimming pool at some point

[keen pollen]

damn it

[keen pollen]

Yeah theres like a bunch of kids flying in the air

[cyan acorn]

Mmm dirty monkey pb banana whiskey

[sleek flume]

Kinky

[shrewd gorge]

I don't drink Alcohol in my entire lifetime

[cyan acorn]

That's what it's called

[jaunty temple]

Whiskey?
Nice

[cyan acorn]

More for me

[shrewd gorge]

My entire bloodline is filled with Alcoholics

[keen pollen]

ive tried soju before, i should get into more alcholic drinks

[shrewd gorge]

no, don't just don't

[cyan acorn]

Same

[keen pollen]

is that a challenge

[tawdry fjord]

Today is Ash Wednesday so go catch some Pokémon and come back to palworld happy to be home again

[cyan acorn]

He just said you can't drink the whole bottle bro

[keen pollen]

Oh.

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-nervous-gulp-cat-gulp-strange-cat-gif-26244540

[cyan acorn]

Lol

[shrewd gorge]

Don't drink Booze if you ain't a fool

[jaunty temple]

Yeah?
My bloodline fueled alcoholism in Appalachia

Banjo Music in the distance

[shrewd gorge]

It ain't easy with Whisky

[shrewd gorge]

Only thing I know about Apalacha would be district 12 from the hunger games

[analog eagle]

alcoholics dont run in the family THEY DRIVE

[icy pecan]

Another thing about Appalachian is if you hear the banjos …. It’s to late for you

[cyan acorn]

I would treat an Appalachian woman like a Mayan Goddess of Fertility.

[mint spruce]

just because some dumbasses over indulge, doesn't mean everyone who drinks alcohol is a fool

[cyan acorn]

But I'm a fool for you pirate captain shiba inu

[shrewd gorge]

My dad got drunk one time, vommited all over the table like shit

[icy pecan]

Idk if I would go down that road… granted there are some pretty southern bells that live in the Appalachian

[mint spruce]

that sounds funny

[shrewd gorge]

I gotta clean it up, change his shirt

[cyan acorn]

Your dad sounds like a lightweight

[shrewd gorge]

unless they don't have a car

[keen pollen]

the car automatically appears

[shrewd gorge]

There's a stereotype in my country, you do not want to mess around with a drunk uncle wielding a bolo knife

if you can even call the Bolo Knife, a goddamn knife

[keen pollen]

woah

[cyan acorn]

"Remember when you said I would end up no life drug addict?? Look at me now, driving nice car, looking good!"

[cyan acorn]

Ok. I won't mess with a drunk uncle wielding a bologna knife/sword.

[analog eagle]

i just pictured a knife made of bologna

[shrewd gorge]

I remember the time my dad tells a story about the time where his dad would usually carry an M1 Carbine whenever his daughter is dating someone

[cyan acorn]

I did that

[shrewd gorge]

you do not want to cheat on a daughter who's dad owning a Bolo knife or a fucking rifle

[keen pollen]

do they all own a bolo knife lol

[analog eagle]

is there a anti bolo knife mechanism

[shrewd gorge]

My grandad used to own an M1 carbine

[cyan acorn]

Maybe I want to, but I have just enough restraint to just slide by. Maybe I just think about cheating on her and that's enough to get me through it all.

[analog eagle]

keyword USED TO and why would he get rid of it

[cyan acorn]

It's called a glock 13

[shrewd gorge]

it remains a mystery of what happened to his M1 carbine

[keen pollen]

he got a bolo knife

[analog eagle]

:( prolly stolen

[cyan acorn]

He sold it for liquor. Mystery solved.

[analog eagle]

unless sold in secret

[shrewd gorge]

nope, my dad or my auntie would've told me by now

[sleek flume]

I go afk for a few minutes and we go from nfts to stabbing people

[cyan acorn]

Yurikov is waxing nostalgic.

[keen pollen]

who said anything about stabbing people 😨

[analog eagle]

its a hard knock life with bolo knives

[sleek flume]

What else do you do with knives

[shrewd gorge]

A Bolo knife hardly looks like a knife

[cyan acorn]

Makes me want to stab a sandwich and then cheat on it

[keen pollen]

cut cucumbers

[quartz magnet]

fun fact: "Bolo" means "cake" in PT-BR

[shrewd gorge]

Cut onions

[sleek flume]

You mean stab cucumbers.

[livid rune]

i wanted to have dinner near my gym and the place is crowded with couples so i couldn’t sit 😞
i just wanted a bagel

[analog eagle]

let that sandwich know

[cyan acorn]

Aw I'll take you out next time. We'll both have a bagel

[shrewd gorge]

My grandad would always keep a gun ready whenever his daughter's boyfriend is coming over to test if he would flee or stop dating her

[cyan acorn]

Cut that sandwich so bad it wishes I didn't cut it

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-alone-depression-gif-15207100599578527994

[analog eagle]

kiss one half then eat the other half of the sandwich

[sleek flume]

Not the gif I meant to post but it works

[keen pollen]

family gym time, even the baby lifts 💪

[livid rune]

what did you meant to post tho

[analog eagle]

i have roid stewie in my mind

[shrewd gorge]

It's family tradition to test the man that your daughter is dating by keeping a gun holstered and ready as a way of testing whether he's worthy or not

[livid rune]

i don’t have a baby thankfully

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/pissed-off-angry-kid-with-gun-gif-12978033

[shrewd gorge]

it serves as a warning not to cheat

[cyan acorn]

But what if he shoots you with a glock 13??

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sudicid-depressed-gif-14302694

[shrewd gorge]

My grandad got none of em fancy glocks

[analog eagle]

bro says one thing and gets blasted at the dinner table

[shrewd gorge]

He maybe tough but he ain't unhinged

[cyan acorn]

Yeah but what if the man you're trying to intimidate freaks out and kills you with a modern weapon??

[analog eagle]

i think if your dad had a revolver itd work great

[shrewd gorge]

he'd be charged with 2nd degree murder

[sleek flume]

This conversation is killing braincells

[night plume]

My uncle told me he was always cleaning a gun when his daughter brought a guy home.

[spice pebble]

✅

[analog eagle]

🫃

[cyan acorn]

But what do you do about the next guy who's gonna marry your daughter?? Because you're dead

[night plume]

The uncle takes over

[sleek flume]

What does that even mean given the context 😭

[livid rune]

probably nothing tbh

[analog eagle]

i cant even explain now that i think of it

[jaunty temple]

You ate too much probably

[shrewd gorge]

gotta keep your piece clean if you wanna make sure your daughter's bf don't break her heart

[cyan acorn]

I really hope that uncle wears a bulletproof vest with all that tradition

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-weird-face-scary-huhuhu-gif-3470338

[shrewd gorge]

M1911s are popular in my country

[sleek flume]

I love my M1911.

[shrewd gorge]

probably the best gun you can own over glocks

[analog eagle]

DAYUM yall still got colts

[shrewd gorge]

Our 1911s are both colt and locally made

we produce our own line if 1911s thanks to Armscor

[analog eagle]

thats sick asf and in my opinion better than a glock

[cyan acorn]

1911 has remained wholly unchanged since 1911. That's why they're called a colt 1911.

[sleek flume]

I want a Russian M1911 :(

[shrewd gorge]

The philippine M1911 is called the Rock Island Armory 1911 series

[analog eagle]

a Mauser would be BALLER

[cyan acorn]

Yeah I know all about those lol. The black market in America is flooded with them lol

[night plume]

But, it is more the father has the gun to see if the guy is brave. If the guy brings a gun he gets a small amount of time to remove himself from the property, put the weapon in their vehicle, or be be shot for trespassing with possible intent

[shrewd gorge]

America has left alot of influence, mainly gun culture

You can own shotgun, I even found an M4 patterned shotgun in a hunting store one time

[analog eagle]

thats sick prolly bought it off a customer

[shrewd gorge]

the cheapest pistol you can buy is likely the Norinco

I even found a SiG in the same hunting store

[jaunty temple]

Except when it comes to the SPAS 12, I really want that Italian gun.

[livid rune]

what if a guy brings a gun to see if the father is brave?

[sleek flume]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9mtUPT85wBI&si=AlDpzphqZ5_0eqwV

[analog eagle]

a man of taste

[night plume]

Police are called if it isn't a father with a gun :p

[livid rune]

fair, he should have been polite!

[jaunty temple]

& a man that wants to turn things into paste

[sleek flume]

Spas 12 is lit

[analog eagle]

a dragon breathe spas 12 would be soo fun at a firing range

[shrewd gorge]

I remember the Spas 12 in COD BO2

[livid rune]

who??

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-23918002

[jaunty temple]

Huh.

No, we are talking about guns

[analog eagle]

bro came in with fighting words

[sleek flume]

Tf are you on about

[livid rune]

do you know a name

[analog eagle]

you have piqued our interest do tell more

[sleek flume]

Might be wise to read a couple lines of conversation

[analog eagle]

bro it was a fever dream at 1am

[sleek flume]

Before just jumping to conclusions

[night plume]

If there is, I'd rather we not discuss it so we don't summon them and just have those who know about them report.

[rapid night]

the person seemss to no longer be here but ShellKnight told us he would ban us all for speaking on it b4 the person left/was banned

[analog eagle]

oh idk wasnt there for that

[shrewd gorge]

If I get to own a Rifle, I wouldn't mind owning an M1 garand, btw does Palworld have the M1 garand

[rapid night]

im not saying dont talk about it, im saying shellknight is a dick for saying that and not taking care of it

[analog eagle]

BACK TO GUN TALK AND UNCLES

dont ya selves in trouble

[rapid night]

i love palworld but honestly, i hope this whole game dies if pocketpair mods act like that towardss pedo behavior

[jaunty temple]

All good, you're talking about Miyucubus.

[analog eagle]

i think its to avoid that talk in their official server

[rapid night]

itss only happening because of their offical server connecting these people

[night plume]

Seems I afked just at the beginning of all the stuff last night then

[rapid night]

if he would of handled it rather then telling people to get fucked in otherss words, i would have zero issue

[shrewd gorge]

If I get to own an Assault Rifle, I wanted an AK

I'm deadset on buying this game due to the existence of the AK

[analog eagle]

used to own a wooden authentic ak

han solo lmfao

[rapid night]

I donn see why people get so hype over such a basic weapon, its not even a good gun irl and is usually mid in games

[analog eagle]

drum mag, silencer,laser/flashlight,stock

[simple pagoda]

I need to work on muscles for my arms

[analog eagle]

got any weights?

[simple pagoda]

Plan on at least applying for the military next year for cyber operator. Rn skinny

[analog eagle]

and dont forget to work on wrists too

[simple pagoda]

yes, I'll do that

[analog eagle]

do yall kno what Conchas are?

[simple pagoda]

my wrists are and arms in general are boney but my legs are muscular. So I just need to work on upper body

[shrewd gorge]

I thought about joining the Philippine army, if I couldn't find a stable job

[analog eagle]

yeah pan de dulce, the sweet bread

[simple pagoda]

my brother said that you lose weight after the canadian bmq, he's in the military

[analog eagle]

i made some they are soo good freshly cooled off

[simple pagoda]

but I'm hairy so not a femboy

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-jon-snow-gif-13814389

[analog eagle]

i thought this said “im a hairy femboy” at first

[simple pagoda]

also not gay, more like ace or dont care

[analog eagle]

LMFAO

[sleek flume]

Deagles are the worst

[cyan acorn]

Gorilla maxxing

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-deagle-gun-spin-csgo-deagle-spin-gif-26663915

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-leave-gorilla-gif-23665695

[sleek flume]

They're iconic but they're horrible to use. Heavy, ton of kickback. Your wrist will be crying by the end of shoot

[simple pagoda]

I do want to work on drones and such within the military

[analog eagle]

femboy harambe

[sleek flume]

Why is this discord the way it is

[analog eagle]

bro i saw a video of a dude snapping his wrist cause of the kick and held it with one hand to act macho

[sleek flume]

Lmfao

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/maml-tb2-bayraktar-bomb-uav-gif-22771152

[analog eagle]

spreading peace and love via love bombs

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/katress-palworld-my-beloved-katress-my-beloved-gif-7839200939848956872

[simple pagoda]

indeed

[sleek flume]

Deagle is unnecessary. Just get a lightweight P226 or glock and call it a day.

[analog eagle]

i was expecting iggy from jojo

[simple pagoda]

well I see the future of combat being fully automated

[cyan acorn]

I was expecting katress

[analog eagle]

yeah even cheap drones are being used to just drop nades

[tough comet]

Wixen> Katress

[analog eagle]

chillet supremacy

[sleek flume]

Weirdos simping over pals

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ban-this-guy-can-we-ban-this-guy-mod-moderator-moderators-gif-4656455223274005082

[simple pagoda]

skill issue

[sleek flume]

Simp over real women like me, like the stunning Selma Hayek.

[tough comet]

who?

[simple pagoda]

but humanity sucks

[rapid night]

yeah being a furry is an irl skill issue

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/yoink-cat-dragged-gif-1263419341748157821

[cyan acorn]

Women are temporary Katress is forever

[simple pagoda]

true

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[simple pagoda]

can't imagine being one

[night plume]

🤔 Think I prefer Wixen over Katress

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-book-throw-shotgun-crusader-gif-17800978

[rapid night]

naw, this game has 3 monthss and itll be sitting in hell with New World

[mint spruce]

katussy

[analog eagle]

new world took too long to fix their issues and update

[sleek flume]

I had such high hopes for New World.

[cyan acorn]

Do not.

[summer quail]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-12065013016370441684

[sleek flume]

But they wrote the game to die.

[rapid night]

same, i bought my pc to play it

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[sleek flume]

Also can we get the cool down to 10 seconds. 15 is a bit excessive at.

[summer quail]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[small furnace]

question this server is official server palworld or not?

[cyan acorn]

Game is temporary Katress is forever

[analog eagle]

its been updated alot ive been debating playing new world

[simple pagoda]

look at the right tab with members

[solar grove]

hey guys, im trying to develop a simple palworld breeding calculator (with more features to come), and my question is - are there any developers who came across some APIs that could be helpful? for a list of all pals and their traits for exampl

[sleek flume]

Yes this is the official discord. It's literally got a green checkmark

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-fuzz-shame-gif-26273082

[rapid night]

well, its been nearly a month and we havent had any significant updates, just fixing stuff that should of beenn fixed even b4 early access launch. lol

[small furnace]

i m asking bcs i dont see any roles with country flags etc

[sleek flume]

Not worth it

[analog eagle]

i mean trooo

[night plume]

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE HERE ATM!!!

[sleek flume]

Why does a sever need flag roles? They serve very little purpose

[quartz magnet]

im always watching 👁️ 👃 👁️

[simple pagoda]

[tough comet]

😰

[cyan acorn]

Someone post the petting Katress gif mine wont load 😭

[analog eagle]

oh i know, i tried few months ago and its just buns and everyone switches to winning faction. i had to join a server n lead the maruaders to take land before i quit again

[night plume]

😱

[quartz magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814327463722352650/1205401986741043230/ezgif-5-1620303292.gif

[small furnace]

i mean some official have bcs some people who play speak diffrent language XD

[cyan acorn]

Its cold as tits outside

[analog eagle]

for me its windy asf

[simple pagoda]

wind = feels colder

[sleek flume]

There are channels :P

[cyan acorn]

Im getting like a frostbite breeze

[mint spruce]

Did you guys know, that in terms of pal to human breeding......

[snow thistle]

There are language roles.
You can grab them in id:customize

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/misty-vaporeon-transform-did-you-know-pokemon-gif-22752827

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/it-fucken-wimdy-its-fucking-gif-24928261

[tough comet]

😭

[sleek flume]

no.

[cyan acorn]

Its less funny because lovander was literally made for it.

[tough comet]

theres no Wixen gifs. F

[small furnace]

yea but there is not english or polish XD thats why i m asking game have english language and with some :mods: even polish language 😄

[quartz magnet]

see? Katress >

[simple pagoda]

yes

[tough comet]

[sleek flume]

There is literally an English role lol

[cyan acorn]

Katress supremacy

[snow thistle]

English is the default language when you choose your game role. It even says "EN" in your role.
Polish is not a supported language in any of our games either so, no role for polish.

[sleek flume]

Bucky, I want to ask you. How are you today?

[small furnace]

if i can ask why no polish support ? our language tu hard to translate for u guys?

[simple pagoda]

there's a discord translator, well for better discord

[snow thistle]

Just wasn't a language people were requesting on the road up to release.

[tough comet]

your name reminds me, theres a color named Hooker's green named after the man with Hooker as his last name. good earthy green.

[small furnace]

oh okey bcs polish players playing your game well not 25mln but 230k on facebooks groups 🙂

[pearl torrent]

Don’t most polish people also know a second language

[livid rune]

bucky owns the game?🤔

[peak folio]

What are the current sales figures anyway?

[small furnace]

true we speak country language we hate other languages most of us XD

[pearl torrent]

And palworld doesn’t require much reading it’s insanely easy to figure it out yourself

[spice pebble]

👀

[small furnace]

20mln on google players in palworld online

[spice pebble]

what

[analog eagle]

i mean thats if you already grasp the concept not everyone is as adept nor know 2nd language there

[livid rune]

i went to get myself a pizza btw
at least something for the soul

[spice pebble]

Can someone tell me what are you all talking about

[quartz magnet]

share i want some pizza

[sleek flume]

I am familiar, yes.

[analog eagle]

but you right he should be able to figure it out only time will tell

[tough comet]

you could literally watch someone play the game as you play along. to get a clue. no reading included

[rapid night]

last i checked it says 13% of ppl on steam havent caught their first pal, so 13% of 12 mill or so are still within the winndow to return the game

[small furnace]

polish langeage in palworld 😄

[spice pebble]

Aight thanks mate

[sleek flume]

I too just got pizza

[livid rune]

i’d gladly share with you! i picked the big one so i’d have leftovers for tomorrow, too lazy to cook anything

[livid rune]

what kind of

[sleek flume]

Gonna shave my head when I get home tonight.

[pearl torrent]

Do mods disable achievements?

[simple pagoda]

why

[spice pebble]

yo i just got blizzard spike atack fruit who should i put it on?

[sleek flume]

Just a basic cheese today

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-a-slice-hungry-yoink-rat-mouse-gif-13844184

[sleek flume]

No. I still get them with mods. @simple pagoda too long

[simple pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-pizzer-sogga-floppa-big-floppa-ironic-pizza-gif-21159820

[livid rune]

that’s literally me in the picture

[spice pebble]

also idk how to say ur name but thanks for telling me how to kill a jetragon i got sum lvls and now i can also get him

[small furnace]

btw its funny @snow thistle google said your game destroy Call of Duty or other games with 20mln players online in pc xbox etc 😄

[livid rune]

you’re welcome mojo
(i’ve never seen jetdragon myself)

[wary lichen]

hello

[spice pebble]

hello\

[rapid night]

rule #1, never listen to gaming media lol

[livid rune]

hi

[spice pebble]

im gona try to kill him again or get him low for the loot or for him

[pearl torrent]

start a new game with my friends
all level 17-21
borrow there pals for breeding
they come back on a hour later and I have a shadow beak

Stocks

[hollow tree]

GUESS WHO https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678487631155429378/1207368777445154828/IMG_8089.jpg?ex=65df64cc&is=65ccefcc&hm=73370055b4e6af4c4295c6c241301b747722ba546c99369f0b51274f82dc5f1d&

[spice pebble]

wish me luck please

[small furnace]

why not ?

[pearl torrent]

Relaxasuarus ?

[hollow tree]

Yep!

[spice pebble]

chillet?

[hollow tree]

Relaxosaurous

[livid rune]

breeding is my fav activity in the game rn
i’m trying to make the perfect pals

[pearl torrent]

If merch releases I’d blow so much money on relaxasaurus plushies

[spice pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-gif-1488328480070363546

[snow thistle]

[spice pebble]

hol' up

[misty fractal]

Gl tho

[sleek flume]

Their*

[quartz magnet]

[livid rune]

i’ve already made a perfect anubis.. now only all of the other pals left

[pearl torrent]

Anubis is cool I need to get one

I wasn’t sure id like him at first but the design kinda fucks

[misty fractal]

I just unlocked the breading so I'ma try too

[livid rune]

good luck to you as well! be sure to make a lot of cakes

[misty fractal]

Ooohhh ssshhhiiittt that's gonna take awhile to get n make, Daaayyymmmm

Btw I have kitten on my laps just pouring her way into my heart

Purring*

[spice pebble]

HOLY MOLY I SHOULD NOT HAVE TRIED TO KILL JTRAGON WITH LOW HP ARMOR

[tough comet]

🫡

[spice pebble]

alr i got my loot back✅

time to make bro fall off

[tough comet]

toothbrushes are good cleaners

[simple pagoda]

katress > anubis

[spice pebble]

nvm i got freaking claped

[sleek flume]

I have become attached to my Sparkit and Chillet

Named Sparky and Childo.

[spice pebble]

and i also have to wait till night to get my stuff xdd

he was 200 hp bruhh

[tough comet]

huh. they put a rock in this cage

[livid rune]

which color is she

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/megumin-explosion-gif-20357859

[vocal monolith]

Hey people, it's my dog's birthday today! Say happy birthday, or else...

[quartz magnet]

Happy birthday, alessandro's dog!

[frail roost]

Are random passive skill appearance are broken? I just capture 20 pals with dif variation and its get almost 80% is negative passive skills

Downtrodent, Destructive are the most bad stats appear

[sleek flume]

Huh?

[quartz magnet]

unlucky

[livid rune]

it’s the same for me

[sleek flume]

The alternative skins mod literally just changes the texture based on stats. it has nothing to do with the stats themselves

[frail roost]

Maybe its kind of bug, its just happening today

[livid rune]

he’s not talking abt the mod

[sleek flume]

Eh?

Oh I'm probably just misunderstanding his broken English.

Stats are random. Sometimes you get a lot of crappy ones

[frail roost]

Destructive is very anoying when i looking for pals worker, 10+ pals i got are Destructive stats lol

[livid rune]

im very lucky in getting downtrodden and brittle passives

[sleek flume]

I need to check more of my pals out.

I couldn't even begin to tell you Childo's passives

[frail roost]

Lol, your pals perfectly lazy

[split elbow]

incohearant monke screeching

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-interview-microphone-horse-talking-news-gif-755519426988214132

[split elbow]

Do the pals get valentines day off? 🥺

[livid rune]

no

[split elbow]

Good.

[sleek flume]

https://tenor.com/view/get-to-work-work-simpsons-smithers-trendizisst-gif-15496843

[junior hawk]

Most of em 😂

[misty fractal]

Light Gray n Gray

[livid rune]

cute
i like gray colour

[misty fractal]

Shes looks like that Shrimp (Idk what its called) Light gray on bottom, Gray on top n black stripes n spots everywhere

[livid rune]

ahh oki
at first i thought your cat literally looks like a shrimp

[misty fractal]

We literally nicknamed her Shrimp

[split elbow]

Soulless Black is the best shade of black

Shromp o:

[livid rune]

a great idea

[split elbow]

Noodles and pasta 😋

People in vc are wild 💀

[livid rune]

what are they saying

[split elbow]

Don't worry about it.

[misty fractal]

Ye my brother n his girl came in on a Tuesday on the first week or sec week of Jan n they brought in this kitten of we think shes like 5 to maybe 6 months old when we first introduced her to the new house so yeah shes loves to be on people's laps n snuggle at night

[split elbow]

My phone is actong up

[quartz magnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934177264202055742/994278673177903164/28954CAC-5092-440E-A384-9DE80C625A46-1.gif

[split elbow]

Its Corn

Kitty on the cob

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-meme-face-chips-cat-eating-gif-15310179217102583800

[spice pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-step-satyameva-jayate2-struggle-heavy-lifting-carry-gif-23616476

[split elbow]

Pals

[spice pebble]

that is me tryna kill jetragon fr da strugle is real

[spice pebble]

💀

[royal smelt]

good morning

[sick flame]

https://tenor.com/view/kucing-kucing-muntah-gif-23394482