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oh no doubt i was shitting on roblox for years untill i seen the actual good creators in there
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Palworld is for kids in America
The shit I watched as a kid I probably wouldve played palworld when I was younger tho
Japan too
1 game I REALLY liked on Roblox, was a dragon ball z game, called "dragon ball online generations"
The PvP in that game was toxic as shit( I 100% totally didn't play a massive part in the toxicity), but omg it was so much fun......until the game fell off the cliff of the earth
bruh you and me both, Happy tree friends was something else
I can't even count how many times I got death threats from some little kids š¤£
Well I guess I need to go back to shit CoD. Because Iām 35 and Palworld has become my new favorite game. Been hooked on it since it launched
bruh if i wanna get death threats i rather get em from the kid parents, the best way is in VR
dude fr Palworld just took 90% of my time the moment it dropped
seen a few awesome reviews on it and i knew i had to buy 2 copies for me and a friend
I've been following the game for a few years
And eventually I forgot about it, until I got a email from steam saying the game was out š
What implements have other ppl taken to using to hold down the F key?
Just be glad Gamepass users get actual servers. Because a lot of my friends are on Xbox and so we been playing the hell out of it. Weāve done 3 different worlds just to keep it challenging and interesting.
Breed a Anubis
I got a "gaming mouse" so I can make my own macros, so with a single press, I can toggle "hold F"
Doesnāt help the cakes
i got a macro, a fork, my house keys or just a folded piece of paper and stick it in my keyboard
Jormuntide ignus my friend
Well you just need a fire type with Kindling than
Iām using a m1 garand beyonet and a suzaku
Anywhoooo... You all still play this? Hype is dying š peak players gone down from 2 mil to 500k. Everyone is reaching end game and got nothing else to do
Yeah thatās how Iāve been. I went from Fortnite Legos to CoD for like 2 days and then I tried this game out when it launched on gamepass and that was it lol.
Tbh, I still have no fucken idea what my keyboard can even do still
I haven't bothered to mess with any of its features, besides the lights
Even though I spent like $200 on it š
get a Arsox, a Reptyro or a Wixen those are pretty good for kindeling and use something to press F like a fork
daaamn bruh my keyboard is cheap but hell i got software for it
I got the razers huntsman analog keyboard
steelseries apex 3 here
what the best thing for logging. Anubis I found to be crazy when it comes to stone and everything else but the wood has been lacking.
Bushi
Havenāt beat it yet, gonna join a buddies server after Iām done so I can use campfires and a buggy spot to sacrifice the boss mamorest to Aztec gods.
Imma dm u my setup
Bushi is amazing, Wumpo works too and personally i use Dinossom on lower levels
bet
Are they 100% committed to the wood like the Anubis are when they do stone. Because I know they do fire stuff too.
Yeah... That's the problem you get sucked in and addicted to the game finish it in a week and you just get bored as there is nothing else to do
For my mouse I got the Logitech G502 hero mouse
I wanted a Logitech mouse, because from my experience, they are the only ones that have a "free spin wheel" feature
Which I need/needed for diablo 3, because that game was killing my fingers from the moving
They need to implement some PvP similar to rust or something... Otherwise people will forget
i still play but personally i got other stuff to do, been on the grind but life is catching up + waiting for new updates. i don't want the game to get old before it's actually out of early access
@scarlet lodge wanna talk about those Israel flags homie?
like what is the point of reactin with em rn
Just ignore him, he's looking for attention
fr im from Israel im just getting confused more then anything
we talking about damn pokemon with guns leave politics out of it
aaaannyyywaaayy
i got the hyperX Pulsefire im pretty sure
hello
not much I'm just bored
pff yup relatable im just procrastinating life even tho i just need to get food
I mean.... if that's your reason ok then
omg did microsoft buy palworld
hi
hell nah if they will it's the end
you will hear about it if it will ever happen
yo wassup
My coworker is off hood lord
I'm so close to hitting 100 mods for cyberpunk
fun fact coworker got the word cow in it
Itās a good thing I donāt play all day bc job n the fact that Iām busy in life atm
Iām swamped today at work by myself on pancake day š
Iām bad at making pancakes
nah you got this how hard can it be
I love making pancakes uwu
i love eating pancakes
what about baking bacon pancakes?
Oh I've done that too
Food poisoning
sounds like one hell of a breakfast ngl
Sprinkling bits of cooked bacon in the batter
Obviously the bacon would be cooked before
hey
yo
Hi
But the paw is blue!
Good morning

My brother still sick and seeing outside snowing
damn that sucks.... throw a snow ball at him
Sucks
Checked weather 3 to 5 inches
Fr
My poor brother having hard time to see he can't work with blind vision
Include him in the fun
And drive blinded
š¤
why he blind what happened?
He born dat way
the amount of fu.. i giveš¤£
O_O
He sick and watery eyes
ah i see hope he gets better soon bruh
Not safe to be driving on road
O.o rude!
my humor is rude learn to like it hahaha
But i do have a choice
shit well i tried
Johnny depp
blah blah blah to you too buddy
Wait no
Two first names
still, throw a snowball at him and tell him BlackPaw wishes the best im sure he will be confused as all hellš¤£

He's an actor. Look it up
Meanwhile at my room
He looks like the actor in that gif
Snow outside is small and not ready

Btw it's thick cause first use to be rain now turning into snow
Thick rain is snow 
just get laser eye surgery
How about no
compact rain you mean, you really don't want rain to be think that's nasty
How so
ever heard of thick water?
Icicles are thick
scoop the bad one out. The better eye will compensate
look up thick water, it's an actual thing old people drink and it's disgusting
i got PRK, 5 years ago definitely worth
You mean salt water
no i mean thick water
It's just pectin mixed with water so they won't aspirate.
Or baking soda water
no i legit mean thick water, it's sold in bottles
not it's mixed with gelatin not salt or baking soda. It's a geriatric product to prevent pneumonia
thick water is for old people
O.O wtf
yeah
You all old or sum?
i wasn't joking it's real and it's nasty, watch youtube videos of people try it
The muscles in your throat, if you live long enough, eventually atropy and then you can't swallow.
I've worked in the medical field.
or you get dementia
I dont wanna get old
if i ever live long enough for that to be necessary please end it
;_;
Odds are you probably won't. No need to worry about it.
yea ww3 is going to kill everyone lol
nuclear war will happen before you get old enough
That confuses me
Youre saying imma die young
everyone will
i mean if stuff gonna keep going the way they are today, im giving us like 5-6 years max and im being generous here
Reasonable
@surreal salmon something wrong ol boy? you seem upset š
Cries in working in a care home
ayo fr? you ever tried it?
Egg
thick water is gross
it usually has lemon flavors
Iāve never tried it no, Iāve tried the purĆ©e food tho
yeah but i can't imagine the texture like drinking slime
I don't mind baby food
@surreal salmon chin up, your life cant be that sad š
But Old ppl food is icky
that's easy ngl ill take it any day
Don't imagine it. Just driink it coward
hell nah
Old people food is also fortified so yanno⦠got a bunch of cream and stuff in it
I need a better job frankly but eh
You don't drink it you eat
We're still talking about thick water you thicky
how tfš¤£
I need like half of this server to commission me then Iāll be set for life
you and me both
If it is thick like slime its then food
You didn't know it existed 5 minutes ago. You don't make the rules.
Oh but i do
You drink it. Just like you drink nectar. That's why it's called nectar thick.
Itās a liquid for the record it goes in their fluid diaries not their food
i keep hitting my cartridge and i'm still sober š
the server got round 7970 members, if we do a good price of 10-20$ per comission das a lot of money
Why drink honey :(
If it doesnāt need chewed then youāre drinking it
Iāll do everyone a commission for $5
nectar and honey thick are two different grades of viscosity.
332k members
Iāll do it for $1
You give honey thick to the stroke victims. They still drink it.
oh shit yea i was talkin bout online
100k~ online
79748 to be exact
Um nuhuh
only members not staff
that's weird
You looking at the channel list i assume
look on #videos-åē» i can't send stuff here rip
goodnight
$1 commission
Everyday I feel happy and sad
gn
79850 online
I could quit my job
hell nah gimme 5$ and we good
Thatās only a years pay I wouldnāt quit immediately
To be fair I could quit my job if I got 12 commissions a month
Thatās three times what I get yearly
usually i take 50$+ per comission but this will actually set me for life with the right investments
Happy wake up and happy I stay home but sad š cause wanted to hang with my friends bit forget my buddy died 2022
I do $45 for full body commission wat
Also i think #videos-åē» is for game media and i just realised
i don't even have a job lol im disabled
We a bit silly
i do 3D ever commission takes me hours on end with changes and everything
and clients are NOT easy to work with especially when they cheap out
Wages here are awful man I make 20k doing activities 40 hours a week for oldies
I keep going into my best friend his lobby but forgot he died in 2022 from a car crash
you can check the link in my discord profile for my IG kinda get the scale of what i do
My clients have mostly been okay except one or two thankfully.
I will say I need to be stricter cuz I always give discounts and whatever.
Someone wanted full body, with three PokƩmon and I did it for $30
Ill pay 330 minecoins
How good is the Egg ??? Hard boiled or scramble
You get discount
:kekw:
Hey Eggirl
Wait what
How u slept :3
no custom emotes rip
Well if I know the person and theyāre nice I give them a discount thatās just how it works to be fair.
:(
i want to use em too but can't
20k a year before taxes?
Yeah
nice to see im not the only one in that mindset, connections are worth more then money
Thereās a reason I do commissions on the side like a hooker
Bro holy shieeeet
Eggirl is a Sexy Egg from Chef Gordon Hell Kitchen
Oh okay. 
:0 do not the egg
I donāt think I could survive off 20k. That takes talent.
Iām not surviving my guy, Iām struggling.
I can barely afford to pay attention most of the time
U pregnant? Who lucky Father?
Struggle less š„ŗ
Iāll go ahead and pay the postage for that egg š I got you fam
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Could you tip the messenger too?
help
Not pregnant and if I was the father would be in here so tone it back thanks
Not u ur obviously bad one
You guys tip the mailman?
Assistance
No Iām just desperate get with the times man and yeah we do at Christmas
Shromp
Wait wat u said I was father wtf
You need to go to school.
U need better boyfriend doesn't run away to America!
how old are you if you don't mind me asking and how much you pay rent?
cause if i can survive on 1,100$ per month and i pay 600$ rent i think you good with 20k
English broken
i cant sleep
Depends on location
schoool is for nerds
-punches face- rest easy friend
for sure, but in proportions ya know?
like 20k is a big difference from 1.1k
O.O
y tf is that come up when search palworld
AlSO IM PINK
ayyy you boosted the server
Shrump
1.1k a month is prolly pretty close to 20k a year
One time I had friend get bullied cause he looked like nerd until I became his friend and got him popular by his look
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Do you happen to still be in school, darl?
i was always ugly lol
He went from horrible unwanted into a wanted person
i mean true true that's why im askin bout rent as well for basic expenses
Use to be I was cool and comedy person but graduated 2017
Wow! It does not show at all :)
comedy person
I was getting girls attention back then cause u should seen me how I look back then
Idk Iām gonna see myself out of this convo. Doubt Null wanted to discuss her finances in depth to this extent
i didnt get women untill after hig school
I was normal cool dude
Are you boasting about peaking in highschool my dude?
?
also 13k by calculation so pretty close but still a 7k diff
I was unattractive in high school
no i was the ugly kid in school. that and i didnt shower cause my mom was lazy nevr worked so we never had food or water
yeah i don't mind man open convo lol
Still am B]
Don't worry I'm just making fun of mike here
I think the majority of people peaked in highschool. Canāt say many peoples lives improved after having all of lifeās responsibilities dumped on their shoulders.
I was selling snacks to all the weed kids and making a profit lol
Anyways best thing I remember was 2013 I was new transfer new school after moved and best was lending a pick up in a Limousin to school
i smoke weed everyday cause im disabled
"You go to high school, i go to school high"
not me
i was 6 foot and 110 pounds
skinty legond
High school ended and I got way better lol
Everyone at school was jaw shoelcked think I'm some kind of agent or rich person
bruh is a legend
Just one click...and the pain will all go away...
Please free us
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What noooo
DO IT
Funny was back then I met Obama asked him to drop me off from school im new to
DO IT DO IT RIGHT NOW. END THIS ONCE AND FKR ALL.
I can end the suffering...
bruh got that lobstermobile
What the heckin was space invader doing on my discord phone
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
i double dare you
Me on my way to show your mother genuine affection and respect
Lobter
Shremp mobile
Truth was in 2012 I was stuck in Europe cause no money to go back to USA but ended up getting Free Ride back home 1st class
im stealing that, good one
Mike I have no clue if you're the world's greatest troll or are just mentally ill, and I don't care to learn.
If not delete it then can I at least rename it to #RP-corner or something
No
Finally a place to erp and make this server even worse.
Lady refused help problem until I met same guy I met in Europe school who teacher told me is 1st American student in Europe
eats lunchable... But NAKED
Channel for boosters š
This is why we cant have nice things
He was adult now
...this channel...it causes me such pain.
I enjoy bad things. I am like a pig and I love to roll in the muck
He didn't mention he also government
mutes you and puts your clothes back on Naughty corner!
He told me back then : u know Michael ur special u definitely future president of usa
ILL MAKE THIS LUNCHABLE SO HORNY YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE IT.
No you will not
Yeah I kept bumping into celebrity's idk why
Thats lovanders job to be hormy
Have you seen this channel
My life is confusing
It honestly deserves a purging. Me included, I'm not above the muck.
Find sanctuary
yes, i love what's goin on here
Funny was yesterday had dinner take out
This is my sanctuary. I need somewhere to wait while they make the steamdeck version of palworld crash less
Oh boy! The femboy rat dimension?
My fortune cookie š„ : Ur the Choosen One
:3
oh hell nah
Hear me out... pal world but you can catch anthromorphic animals in sphere objects that allows you to make them your companion
TWO CHOICES, BRAZIL OR FEMBOY RATS.
Femboy rats for sure
No shit ur late
OK gives you Brazilian Femboy Rats
Iām 30, live with my folks since Covid as my dad isnāt too well and I pay Ā£450 ($600) and utilities and stuff here in Scotland
Close enuff
Horny mother fucker u are
Our rent for a two bedroom is 1.2k
Not including the gas, electric etc and council tax
It's just a sleeping rat you dummy
COVID made everything so much harder on everyone. I had to take a break from working since I came close to actually dying, and just. Man things just seem to be getting harder and harder.
oh so we about in the same situation then but i live alone and the 600$ is the whole rent, now i understand the struggle
Brazil
same same
I'm keeping my eyes on you š ur a toxic liar sometimes
My dad has a few health conditions bless him and Covid really for him messed up.
Paying 1040 AUD/month for rent personally.
But it's still super slim. I've been cooking a lot more as I've recovered. And it's helped but it's also out of a necessity of how pricy everything is.
around the same then ig like 80$ more then i do
in USD i mean
Then you pay more than me. USD is worth a fair bit more than AUD
Itās horrendous here, and my job pays the equivalent of $10 an hour
Honestly with each passing day I wonder why I didn't become a furry artist.
In bed having flash backs š
nah i pay in NIS (Israel currency) but im making rough calculations
oh damn that is pretty bad
Yāall just need to move to America.
Pretty standard here
The best I can do to save money is only make my own carbs. So all my bread and pasta is-- HAHAHAHA MOVE TO AMERICA????
Iām moving this year
yeah cuz that won't drive the price of everything up lol
G O D no
We gonna be alright
I some memories hard forget even that one memory I missed off principle he had microphone on and said: lisen Mike if I was unright now I be in a strip club dancing like a girl because of ur goofy pranks!!!
hell nah i might move to Romania with my parents tho to some village so i can finally live my life peacefully
the only reason i want money is for others to leave me tf aloneš¤£
I can have yāall in a job making 30$ an hour.
8 hours a day, 7 of those will be spent in a breakroom
Yes please
Told principal: umm I got mic on ??? He was like : uh huh š³ carry On!
No amount of money could make me move to America. Dealing with Americans at work has shown me plenty.
Or everyone just commission me for cute chibis thnx
Wish I could, alas money.
if that's the case ill work there for a year, then start investing on the side
Ok š -shows my Butt- that be 100 bucks
But nah, American world culture is legitimately deranged, and I wouldn't bet myself on it at all. There's no protection for workers and no large scale unions.
same honestly, even when the money is decent my life worth more
If I wanted money and no life I'd just do fifo mining
Hugs š«
and if i ever wanna raise a kid, it will be far far away from any of it fr
My dad never understands š¢
My fiancĆ© is American and at least Iāll get better wages
I'd want to raise any children I have in Australia anyway.
One time mybdad was putting him and me and family on job site to risk life of danger !!! And I'm just a painter and he wants take a Death risk of falling
im legit scared of but love Australia at the same time... wildlife is no joke there
Honestly people make it all up
Owner on job site thought my dad crazy and I told owner he doesn't care
The only animal I've seen foreigners legitimately afraid of is the bats, because no one mentions how big they are here.
America is awesome. You gonna love it here.
these colors dont run, buddy
At that moment makes me think he doing this cause after my grandma and grandpa passed away he been focusing on danger death risksb
I hope so! Iām waiting on an interview. Husband to be is full time artist bless him
nah i love bats, im scared to get close to a kangaroo or a crocodile they are the real danger
some spiders too but the small ones are more dangerous then the big ones
Kangaroos are harmless. It's all just media posturing when 1 outback roo goes wild. Like what I assume moose do.
No one has died of a spider bite in literal decades. And you would have to try to get killed by a croc
In December 6th 2022 I got into accident all cause my dad forced me up on extra ladder step says : Do Not !!! And tells me to do it for wall touch ups
Most of Australia is just boring city anyway.
Sydney
But our bats are as big as eagles around here.
And wat happen ladder snapped broke and I fell broke my right foot and inwas soo young too
kinda sad
2022 was year got hired in February 3rd and how it ended on December 6th accident
Every foreigner I've worked with has been scared shitless by them. A flock of a few hundred flying overhead in the afternoon and they've never seen them so big
My folks are going to Australia in October 2025 apparently
They chose a good time. If they're in Melbourne, I'd recommend the Queen Victoria Markets.
why would anyone be afraid of a bat?
i would actually love to see that, i just love bats they are like flying dogs
After my surgery doctor put screw in my right foot and tells me if I ever fall again U will never walk again
Idk I ain't a foreigner.
Bat wings are cool as hell
I signed agreement papers
best movie
Hands down š
It's like being afraid of an oppossum with wings.. They're insectiveores mostly. Fruit munchers. Even "vampire bats" just bite cows lol
I want one
Again I couldn't tell you. I didn't say I was afraid, I said foreigners were.
I love bats
You have more to be afraid of with a horsefly or wasps lol. It's just ridiculous that people give way to superstition lol.
look at this cute face!!!! how can you hate on it???
2023 was funny outside working and had paint the edge if brick and saw black furry thing my dad says : it's just a root Mike look see -rips hair off back-
oh i HATE wasps
Like, Australian wildlife is harmless. Budgies, bearded dragons, blue tongue lizards. All wild Australian animals but also just kept as cute pets.
And bat started attacking
Cowkiller ants are wasps.
I Said Oh God it's a Bat and also wasp chasing me too !!!
Kangaroo are basically just jumping deer. Emus are too dumb to figure out violence is an option.
oh don't get me wrong i love the wildlife, but im also respectfully scared of itš¤£
I hate bees and wasps
What is there to be scared of???
Kangaroo are actually just as if not more dangerous than deer.
Any bee related I hate!!!
Why are Americans explaining Australian wildlife to me. The Australian.
Mostly because they aim to disembowel you. Deers are just stupid.
just the same way as i won't walk up to a moose or a deer in the wild, im from Israel the wild life here is none existent
I saw a Deer up close š³
Kangaroos just sit in the sun and scratch their balls all day. They're harmless.
Animals are all "harmless" but they all have defense mechanisms.
I've seen stupid people try to pet deer and get stomped almost to death.
exactly my point, you don't know when an animal will snap on you but it can happen with your dog as well
There was one time I accidentally came across a wild Bear
Yeah kangaroos just fucking book it. They're as dangerous as deer are.
in Australia there is just more wild life that's bout it
Imagine being American thinking you know what australia life is like
true i guess
Not even, really. Most of the Australian population is centred in cities. So you'll have to go out of your way to look for wildlife.
Bear sat down as I held candy Bear gently used his or her paws grabbed the candy
Imagine thinking that being native to any country means you can decide which wild animals are and aren't dangerous.
Ummm a saw a Reddit post acktually š¤
Bear just gave me head pat and left
that is actually kinda sad and not what people show most of the time
I was like did that Bear just head pat me ?
Thatās because Australias wildlife is all that makes it special
It's common knowledge. That's why when you go to a state park they have signs saying "respect wildlife at a distance"
You'll still find wildlife, for sure. And there are birds everywhere. But dangerous wildlife and anything bigger than a bushtail possum requires effort.
like i can def see why but i thought the wild life was more.. idk intergated into your life even in the cities
Yeah yeah and American coffee doesn't taste like shite
fair point
No but thats like a person from africa saying amercian eagles arent very dangerous birds at all
My reaction froze like yep Bear sense me with brave attempt and showed no violent attempts
Or saying moose are nice
That's why when you camp you hide your food in a tree. It's not because you don't want your food eaten. It's because after they eat your food they may or may not maul you to death lol
Moose are incredibly dangerous lol
They don't fucking know how moose are theyre african
Is it wrong if I say I once made friends with a Bull
Like, kangaroos will never go out of their way to fuck with you. They want to give you a wide berth at all times.
Australia doesn't even have rabies.
Are you Australian
Yes.
Ok
yeah i think i seen it where people get knocked tf out just because they tried to challenge a kangaroo but usually people can even feed em
My friend went there he got faced kicked by a Kangaroo
Bruh deserved it
Born and raised. Have seen each state aside from Tasmania. Used to go on yearly camping trips throughout the outback.
He try pet Kangaroo and got face kicked
I donāt think you need to be from anywhere specific to understand that a 2k lb animal can kill you.
I'm not gonna argue that animals are out to get you, but if you think they're not dangerous you're just dumb. Being American or Australian doesn't have anything to do with normal common sense. Any animal, even domesticated, can be put into a position where they can become violent. Saying that you know different out of context won't matter when you're in said situation.,
Never touch a kangaroo >:(
Tbf the same would happen with a deer if you went up to a buck and challenged it
I touched it Kangaroo likes me more
Lol
what if he asking for a belly rub???
Just being near an animal that you may or may not have noticed could be considered a challenge.
He touched the kangaroo wrong then
I'm saying that Australian animals are no more dangerous than any other place on earth. And the stereotype about Australian animals is frustrating and false.
I'm like yeah Kang prefers the Devil boy then some Crack up jew
I'd be more worried about poisonous insects and arachnids in any country.
Spiders
No one has died of a spider bite in literal decades.
O.O are you sure
I'm not saying death. I don't want to be bit period
Yep, antivenoms and healthcare systems.
I have a scar from a horsefly. It took weeks to heal.
Youve been brainwashed by your government
I've never known someone to personally be bit by a spider tho. The big scary ones everyone sees (huntsman) are totally harmless to people. They're basically pets for a household.
Baby
I remembered in 2018 went to visit my friend at zoo cause he janitor there xD he got monkey mad eating banana infront of a monkey and git his nut squeezed
I literally ignore 80% of what you say in here.
nah it's not in the US
This is a 20% moment
Didn't ask š¤·
Brazil be hittin different
That's why you bite the spider before it bites you
2023 was decades ago bro
Thats brazil
Not australia
In AUSTRALIA.
I been bitten by spider dozen times I'm immune
taiwan be like
Reading comprehension who?
Neurotoxic compounds are just fucked
Not your fault though they didn't specify in that sentence
They can read and see the context of the conversation. Takes two seconds.
we have brown recluse in America and I've heard of at least two mutual friends dying from a bite.
Those who got bitten by a spider never uses Aid Kit on a bitten wound
The last recorded spider bite death in Australia was in 1979.
Even if you get to a hospital there's no guarantee it'll save you when your flesh becomes necrotic.
Heck extra context. I dont get extra credit for context
:c
It sounds like that less a spider issue and more a healthcare system issue tbh
most spiderbites aren't killing you because the poison as much as the sepsis you're experiencing after the poision does it's work.
Sepsis seems like it would suck
seems bout right
Thank you!
Because aussies arent stupid as of 1980
Being hyper metabolic after a bite, after being left out in the cold too long, being too hot, etc. There's almost nothing that can be done at a certain tipping point of organ failure.
they learned from previous mistakes unlike the rest of the worldš¤£
Fr
People are too comfortable with the idea that modern medicine can defy natural cascade failure leading to death.
You could bump your head slipping and falling and die.
K
Didn't they lose a war to birds? š
i mean it's like saying "you can choke on some food and die" yeah shit happensš¤£
Or you could not... and just not wake up from nappies
How i wanna go
birds are government drones, there is a reason they lost
Just snnnnnrrrr mimimi
Hehe
facts
But yeah. Australian wildlife is beautiful and unique. And shouldn't be reduced down to dangerous and poisonous. Australia is remarkably safe, and has the best beaches in the world. And, also, the best coffee.
We dont talk about that. War was rigged from the start
toots cutely
Tooted and zooted
yessir, the wild life is amazing but gotta appreciate it from a safe distance as well
As with all wildlife.
Hello there
Ah, but when I was at the park. I got to sit by a kookaburra at the bridge. He sat right next to me, friendly as could be.
Its not about wildlife you should worry about... its the 'civil' human nature you must worry
ur banned
Aww
Ya ok sure, it was "rigged" šš
Block him, just trust me with this. He has nothing to add.
gah damn
-chokes kills- u got nothing better to say
They could fly! People cant fly
They were emus
Emus can't fly š
Oh
Emus are just ostriches really
Emus took over audtralia?
They taste p good tho.
Ya
Emus aim for center of mass. Probably why they were so successful lol
As does kangaroo.
Damn im sorry you got flocked by dum dum burds
Dang she blocked me after 1st met
imagine dying to a big chicken
Lol
That's wat I call a bitchless
Palworld chickpi?
Tbf, it was likely for the best. It was an attempted cull following one of the world wars. Where serving officers were given land, and emus were seen as pests. No one died, really.
a sparkly one
Yup. Or alpha
But if the cull was a success, I can't imagine it would've been good for the environment.
if an alpha could sparkle you think it will be bigger then normal?
Actually, I think they should be even smaller than normal.
O.o uh
It would be funny.
You can take helicopter rides here and shoot boars with a light machine gun. It unfortunately won't stop them from being the most invasive species in North America.
imagine having a mini chickpi just destroying other Pals
Emus taste good and they're actually really soft to pet.
You could not kill wild pigs fast enough
They're also dumb as hell.
it won't stop them but it gives y'all more entertainment
-slaughter house- u was saying?
Yall... i got a blue sonic on palworld
I'd like to touch a cassowary without it being the last thing I touch
My manager was an infantryman and he talks about it all the time.
Find an emu instead.
Cryst hedgehog thing
What's the fun in that?
I forgot the name
-kills it infront of u- thx Eggman bounty hunter it
my dream is to touch a Shoebill... kinda risky but people done it before
they are super rare tho
I dream of eating exotic animals not touching them.
Uno reverse Card to Unblock
Like what do you think white rhino tastes like?
Im not sure how to tell you this dude
Iām all ears
Bird
so you must watch Guga on youtube man smoked a whole alligator
Like shit
cute bird
I do not. But I have eaten alligator
Emo bird
You donāt know that!
When something comes into contact with your skin, you're touching it
I believe youāre over analyzing
Saint paddy but everyone reads it as step daddyā¦.
Pervs the lot of ya
He uses the ambiguity to target his intended audience lol
Hey. I'm not judging. You could be a great father
You do your phone?
You gotta edit your posts man
6 hours left
So you can correct spelling mistakes like this
Happy birthday
goodluckš„
c:
Eggcelent
Ngl having dj vu right now
Would it be offensive to paint over a pal egg?
re-texture, pretty simple and actually a sick idea
No make them glorious! Make the eggy beautiful
lice
One thing I miss about school is the lice checks
why
Because it got me out of class for 20 minutes and it felt good
Ahhh bro why
yes
It also increased your chance of getting lice
If you did not already have them
i never thought abt that but omg lol
ive always scratched my head while daydreaming and they always thought i had lice
How does a lice check increase your chances of getting lice
Yeah well your also being taught 8 hours a day by people who barely make above minimum wage so. Not a lot to take home there but the lice.
bc theyre digging their fingers through ur hair after having been digging through other possible suspects hair
Because you can't know if they're properly disposing of lice, nits, and using ppe properly with the kids who did have lice, in between checks.
People are fallible and lazy. Especially when they work in public schools.
remmeebr the scoliosis check
wen theyd make u lift ur shirt n bend over
it was swag
it was
Same train of thought goes for fast food. There is no possible way to know if they wash their hands or change gloves.
I choose not to live in fear
I'm not afraid. I'm just aware.
did it happen to u
I eat food off the floor all the time.
Did what happen to me??
did they check u for lice
No I had step sisters who brought it home from their drug addicted mother's house.
wen i worked at sonic my manager gave a customer tots that fell on the dirty azz greasy floor
Also they didnāt do anything about the lice when they were found. They used these one time use chopstick things and if lice or eggs were found we were sent home.
they picked the lice out with chopsticks
they thought the lice was rice
No. They didnāt pick the lice at all lol
Shoulda picked em out and eaten em like a chimp
I mean if it got me outta class go for it
I just walked off campus when I didn't wanna be there anymore. I was pretty close to my house.
they checked u for lice at college?
School campus is just a term
what if they followed u
I stabbed them and took their wallet
Iām monkey
what if the nurse broke into ur house and started digging though all ur stuff saying theyre looking for lice
Is she in uniform??
ig yea
Does it fit??
What
Lmao
wtf do u mean š answer the question
Fuwa!
Hi
With education budgets being what they are I highly doubt they have fitted uniforms
No you answer my questions dammit
I'd smash
i thought that was a man
Sheād smash*
God I hope so
God thank you black paw for getting that off my screen
Anybody korean? I need help
me
no but wasup? what you need help with?
Why not ask in the Korean channel
Something korean game
like you need translate?
Oh right i forgot
No but I had some Mandu for dinner last night
Woopsie
download Google lens man it's easy live translate
You are?
yea
U sure it won't bug?
it's on mobile
Alr
i use it all the time ngl
But cub is Korean
they hate me
Ik so rude
I sent the korean thing on ur dm
theyre racist
i mean yea but if he needs help i think it's better then coming here and asking every time idk
Possibly
seems more efficientš¤£
its ok im use to it

jk im white
š
I KNEW IT
how
I hate u so much
Then you wouldāve been useless
Just because heās white? Bro thatās hella racist.
ik i felt like lying
ITS NOT THAT, STOP MAKING ME LOOK RACIST
baited
hey you!!
You said it not meā¦
nah fr if you were korean you were prolly in the korean chat rn or somethin
o my gosh
holy shit another chickpi
lemme smell you
dont hes got lice
RAHHHH STPADDY MENTIONED WTF IS A SPELLING MISTAKE š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„
no but his attitude stinkssss
Hey cub
backoff
awww lil trash
ANOTHER CHICKEN RAHHHHH (meal)
Wat I do š¦
My attitude is phenomenal
Itās my only safe place
u lied
Just want to say hi
So did you not that long ago
drama YAY
ive never lied in my life
Really?
U just lied
how dare u people
I'll get the lid
Thank you
U lied u said ur ugly but ik ur youtuber and twitch streamer saw ur real pic ur Hot girl confirmed
when tf did i say im ugly
Just Now xD
why r u stalking my whole life
Ew
Shush he is a chicken that could be devoured by another cannibalistic chicken
?
Hello Dinossom
That's cuptoast
He's probably just a distraction. The real stalker is probably still out there
This devolved quickly
Happy happy
I canāt tell if cub is joking or not and actually concerned so Iāll just join everyone else
Shush stalker u stalking chickens (I couldnāt hunt in peace)
Not my fault this chicken juicy for cooking chef Gordon told me : give me Hottest chicken alive
Bro the fluck?
Made bagels. Life good.
Epilepsy warning or what.
Ok I started to believe u actually stalked the cub
warnings are for the weak
I did not know chickens has rights
my b
Thank you
I think the palworld discord server should be possibly fatal.
Yeah I am about to give u some lefts
Gonna hide in the office for an hour
Why ??
lol
Click his profile. The man is a troll, don't feed em.
They finally found ur golden egg??
Mostly because Iām tired and I need lunch
Sending lunch vibes your way, stat.
So theyāre actually stalking cub? Or
And I can get some felting done on my break
No, just a troll.
I've so much wool I should get into felting but I also need it to spin... Choices...
I have broccoli and Stilton soup Iām so hype for because I am old
Iām almost done my lil Lamball
broccoli is so good
Yāall are old
Dude I made myself a chicken soup from a chicken a butchered and it was so so good
SHUSH U ARE JUST A NORMAL CHICKEN U HAVE NO RIGHT TO EAT OTHER CHICKENS I AM A CANNIBALISTIC CHICKEN I HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS TO EAT OTHER CHICKENS (agreed broccoli is awesome)
you're a fuddy duddy
I like cauli
Ok ur obviously I will NEVER LIKE!!!
Talking about wool, felting and soup.
Yeah it's called having a hobby broski
ā¦U DIDNT GIVE ME SOME
I'm allergic to broccoli š„¦
Can I offer you a nice glass of prune juice
No cute felt for you then Paddy
mike joined my server and said hes in the kkk
No I have a bag of prunes instead
NO ITS ALL MIIINE MUWHAAHHAAHHAHA
Can I offer you a nice piece of glass? Nom nom nom
OKAY PASTEL
Block, it's some edgy teen.
I'm making bagels now anyway
is it sugar glass?
ughhhh bagel
Yesh
Give him an extra k(ick)
okay but I just wanna lick it
Well I joined ur server to make sure it's legit server not some kind of illegal avtive
GLASS NOM NOM NOM
I've been also meaning to make lavender sugar crystals
What kinda glass? Like Breaking bad glass or vandalism glass?
No you have to eat it like the chicken
Alsonreason joined to be apart ur crew member
Peck peck peck?
Not finished honestly but heās coming out cute https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/678487631155429378/1206930865981231124/IMG_8011.jpg?ex=65ddccf6&is=65cb57f6&hm=27a0fc2af340494651ea26134749ffae83aea749275b0afe8b6af6b1a3d41fd7&
NOM NOM NOM CRUNCH
Itās like the same glass that your windows are made of
No! It reminds me of my driver side window and damn it I'm gonna lick it.
Omg him.
that's hella cute
Oh that glass is no fun
THATS SO CUTEEE
Pocket pals!
POCKETPAIRS
r u married or from the south
Depresso is next
Bro what
Iām engaged why
i want one
o
She want u to marry me XD
You do live arts too?!? And not just drawings???
Nobody wants you to marry.
Do we all agree that mike sucks?
Yeah I learned to felt and make soap during Covid
Sadly i don't date or love eggs
the ring looked like james avery
you're not allowed anyway
Whatās James avery
a southern jewlery thing lol
Can we agree he sucks as well as I do?
I got 4 eggs
Everyone just agree to block mike now.
Southern jewelry?
Custom made sapphire two set engagement ring
MALH IS TYPING RAHHHH (THE ULTRA CRABBB)
I've always been tempted to bulk buy synthetic gems and just eat them.
Why u hating me ??? I don't hate ur ass I never bother you or talk to u ur meant to be alone bitch
bruh tf
They seem so... Crunchy...
Did none of you sign off o.O
I want to say I've eaten ruby
Do u agree that mike sucks?
Oh very nice
Damn big Hands
I wanna munch on that blue crystal
Mal. Into the soup. Today is the day.
Anyways idk how to felt Depresso shape
Ok lesson 1 eggirl can slap me to another country
pretty
I've never understood the love of diamond rings. It's like if you made carnations into the centrepiece flower. It's just... It just doesn't work
Did u all block mike?
I never wanted diamond or anything either but my favourite colour is blue
I donāt block people
If you wanna cheat, start with a styrophome base, and carve it into a rough shape.
theres alot prettier stones than diamond, its such a money grab
sadly no but thinkin bout it
they are shiny though
Iām a big boy
Making gemstone cabachons is fun, but I don't think I have the patience for the facet machine xD
They block cause they play Roblox alot
Same but I am considering it
Or the money for the facet machine.... my flat lap was expensive enough
Idk I like diamond because itās kinda translucent
I never blocked Mike because it reminds me to stay humble when I see him clawing for attention. Like my life is bad but thankfullly, Iāll never be a troll on the internet
why are we blocking him?
Moissanite is probably what you're looking for then Fuwa
Annoying.