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Sadly they went extinct
Or people you don’t dislike so much, who dislike you at the same amount- results may vary.
Bleach and peroxide totally doesn't make chloroform
I guess I’m screwed
mustard gas is better
sent u dm
Banned by Geneva conventions
Also never mix bleach and ammonia because that will painfully kill you
tasty
indeed
But why do they call it pepper spray when it isn't pepper
because it gives the feeling of pepper in your eyes
And why aren't tazers called zapper
just be yourself and talk with people like ya would do with, idk, classmates on school or something.
eventually ya will find people to stick with and evolve to friends. theres no magic trick to make friends.
also dont assume people hate ya without even knowing them
some people might not be friendly with people they dont know, which dont mean the hate ya, its just a natural thing on internet since this days everywere ya will find bad people ready to mess with ya.
dont try to force/rush friendship. the 'real' ones will happen
because its short for “Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle” aka taser
legitimately never bothered actually looking into it just assumed it had something to do with the inventors name
I just know they suck ass because they rarely actually work and usually get stopped by clothing / don't hook deep enough into the skin/ if the persons on any sort of amphetamine basically doesn't phase them
since its a pain compliance tool more than immobilizing
it doesnt matter how far they go into the skin, all that matters is both prongs are in them
if 1 misses or doesnt go into the skin, it wont work
majority of clothes wont stop it(most of the time)
speaking of tasers when are we getting one for pals
I enjoy my beating stun stick but I want to also zap at a distance
if both prongs are connected to the targeted, that person is 100% going down, unless they are on some heavy dutty drugs
(and if the taser is actually charged)
plenty of vids of people tanking that shit
Because it sounds edgier than people zapper.
Thanks you for your wonderful advice it has enlightened me greatly 
for every 1 person that can tank it, theres another 100 that "plank"
Oh heck yeah, I’ve seen some of those vids….. 6-7 shocks.
pcp is one that'll definitely cause them to ignore it
its fun seeing people get tased and they fall like a brick
counter point is don't be too pushy either, people don't like feeling pressured
Hello!
ello smily face
nice to meet y’all here
nice to meet ya too! 
ok, i let my arm rest a little, back to trying to do the chaplin
another word of advice is don't try to change how you speak to fit in, that'll exhaust you and make it seem stressful to speak to people
if you want friends be yourself and hope you mesh with a few people, if you want a bunch of acquaintances that you hang with on a superficial level be someone else
Some of those are insane though.





the real answer is 42
cant relate. if people dont want hang out with me because im bein myself, then i dont want hang out with them too 
that a new word to me
I've got like 8 people I can stand and that don't totally hate me but I can talk about anything with them and not get shit for it
Do you like cats.
Shhh! They’re supposed to figure it out 😆
oh oops 😄
yus 
cats are awful animals, dogs and birds are pretty cool though
Meet Purrcury. The Mercury Cat.
disturbing abd adorable. i like it
id pet
Hewooo
ello blossom
You have never met a cat that likes to sit in your lap then 
My cat honestly takes any opportunity to sit on my lap and sleep there
have one that decided he lived here now, doesn't change my opinion on cats being shit
How do you get image perms?
You'd die, probably.
Purrcury, it has an unusually high murder for such a friendly creature. It accidently kills its friends with it mercury body.
magic.
:( I don’t like gatekeepers
Even better 
They’re unnecessarily rude as fuck
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oh, im slow 
OMMMGGGGG this is so annoying

sKinWaLKeR

im so close to giving up on learning this trick
its making my arm hurt alot
👋
If I saw my cat do that it's getting the FBI interrogation.
Flashlight in it's eyes
"Who do you work for??"
"Can you talk?"
"Why were you undercover for so long?"
ugh slept all day like always i really need to get my sleep schdeual back
what is with the number pfp u have something?
uhm...fun fact gokus ki blast from utra instinct can be over charged to have a explosion the size of tsar bomba the biggest hydrogen bomb made? hehe....
Can he beat goku though?
who?
Goku
that pokemon?
Its a joke because dragon ball fans would say “can he beat goku though” after saying something a fictional character did
I am dragon ball fans
idk im not that crazy but i do know dragon ball is among the most powerful animes tho but im not a die ahrd fan
Yeah gokus pretty strong
Zeno is the strongest dragon ball character though
i mean when goku reacthed super sayin god and blue all the way to mastered ultra instinct he and vegeta became gods
yes by his power and strong wise like punching no...
Yeah
Yeah by overall power
The goku vs saitama debates still linger
idk im more a vegeta fan girl and vegeto
why would the goku vs saitama debates still linger?
when saitama ||past 100% of his real power|| was scaled to Super saiyan 2 teen gohan levels lol
Mega, and stick with it adding more mega each gen but noooo has to be a new gimmick each time
I miss megas sm 😭
Wish it was raining here
Mega was a great gimmick- pokemon, digital monsters, Pokémon are the champions! Digivolve! cough I mean mega. Evolve! 😆
The only Z move that was worth anything was eevees Z move 😆
I love how they added one thing new and went hmm it worked out let’s keep trying and add more new and new things instead of just making the game good
I can’t even remember most of the Z moves tbh 😅
anyone want to buy me palworld on steam zzzzz
Idk, some of the games I can’t even finish cause it’s just too much story of theirs some thing that just is tooo grindy
True, they went “hey great this worked” next Gen comes along
“We removed the fun stuff, here’s something boring”
any japanese ppl here? i have a phrase i wanna translate but i dont trust google translate
Windy af gotdamn
Hello
hewo guysss =3
Bro left the server lmao
omg look at my abt me haha
I love cats so much
and no he got banned most likely beggers are annoying
I see the fact that's an issue speaks volumes LMAO
yeah we get them regualry
I see
Bust out the wing suit
What's y'all's favorite pall I suck at converations
Digtoise
I love swee so much I don't know why
I love how utterly brainless it looks"
Can I cook her
It's a land adapted jellyfish
He is just there lol, and the sweepa is even better since I Believe the description is based off the rat king theory
chillet
Lol
I may make an OC based off of swee
I have a cute picture on my PC of a little line of them I saw they looked like little marshmallow ducklings
I love chillet too it's so cute since I love feerets and L O N G
Pole cat
I love the little eyes on swee though so much
Pole cat long cat happy cat
Lol
Does anyone know how to restore a world on a dedicated server. My world got "reset" after this last update. Please help
Anyone else game crashing rn?
nope
Chillet n grillet. Burgers. Yum
Delish
All delish
palworld countdown dedicated server
Have youve been doing regular backups?
Is it your server or someone elses?
Technically someone elses but unless it backs itself up then no
Dang. Yeah I backup twice daily just incase.
So prob just f ed?
More than likely. Did anyone else on that server get wiped?
Yea it wiped everything
The player files are still there just no base or anything. Plus makes us make a new character when we get in
Venusaur is an entire foot taller than charizrd. Have fun with that
Yeah if theres no base it is wiped. Backups are the best thing they can do going forward.
No way! Master splinter!
Lamball has brown face not black so I can do him todayyyyhh
How we serving up the lamball? Stew? Cutlets?
EY
I swear.. my Froswtallion dont stop looking at me all judgemental.. might be serving up Horse meat burgers..
Whats a timtam?
Chocolate covered biscuit.
Nah, it’s a biscuit, not pokey.
Best ones are the ones with salted caramel in them
i'd be more the Classic Dark or the Dark Mint
There’s a few other flavours as well
WHite CHocolate..
There’s also red velvet
Jesus. What fkn country is that from!
Your getting 8% off
US
Not sure if its 8% on the cost or the weight of what your actually getting..
Bloody hells.
It’s 8 bucks and the cost per ounce is displayed. It’s a common thing in Oz, most stuff has price per 100gramms.
I've noticed that.. thngs are getting smaller.. costing more soo..
Given that 1 USD is worth ~50% more than 1 AUD it would be ~$6/100g in AUD
Isnt the Timtam like.. from Australia? Where everything kills people all the time...
Timtams are lethal to my wallet
🤣
Pack weight is 200g
and your paying how much again?
3 bucks when it’s on special. Only ever get them when on sale.
$8USD/~$12AUD per one timtam lol
Yup.. murder on your wallet too
I'll just stick to making my own Buttered Almond cookies (homemeade) and not be out the insane costs like that
Nah, that’s 8 bucks for the 200g packet. Not per biscuit.
You’re probably paying Bezos tax as well as importation stuff on top.
So what is the difference from the normal equipment and the more rare schematics?
Oh the image showed 1 timtam
Besides cost
Harder to get and costly to make
Is there any stat change?
Actually there is
Ah you get 11 biscuits per $8 package
Thats girlscout prices..
Also apparently woolworths still exists in australia
Since their website was the one that told me that
Yeah, Woolworths, Cole’s and IGA are the big three over here.
It also showed the price as $3.50 per 200g package 
Plus Aldi making the fourth.
Yup. In comparison, a can of the Arizona drink cans (99c) ones, is 4.50-5 bucks here.
He just looks at me everytime i attack something
Hyper beam lol
I like the one where the guys got his magicarp and beating stuff up with it 😆
Or the crobat one 💀 poor thing.
Locked in a box after completing his trainers Pokédex entry.
Crobat should have come to palworld. In palworld, he either sits in a box, or he works.
The last woolworth in the us closed in 1997 so here at least it’s thought of primarily as a 1950’s era retail chain/diner lol
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We used to have a bunch of different grocery store chains, franklins etc, all either got squeezed out by Woolworths and Cole’s, or banded under IGA, those that didn’t go those routes were bought out and rebranded.
Woolworths be like “Our US market is dying, fuck it we buying Australia” lol

I think Woolworths was squeezed out of the US market by Walmart tbh, and iirc Costco? Can’t remember if that one’s USA or not.
Yea both are large US chains now
Yeah, think it’s along the lines of corporate monopolies. Australian system doesn’t allow for a monopoly on a single industry, however that went out the window in 2020 when IVE bought out hananprint/ ovato/ PmP after they went bankrupt.
So the printing industry now has one company holding a monopoly on paper press prints.
How’s the prices
For getting magazines and stuff printed, wouldn’t know these days, I skipped out of web press industry and went to packaging.
Ah
Hewoo
matyyyy!!!
Howdy
2 days to go then its 🎂
almost
Tf is woolworths?
Grocery/ supermarket chain.
Oh
You missed a convo about timtams.
Just realised your pfp is gizzy or moggy.
Issa Gizmo
So we definitely feed the guy after midnight right?

Can ya stand to have more then one around?
Only if they’re left rampaging in offtopic 😆
Looks like a small monitor.
So just chillin in base and it destroyed itself is this a new bug?
👀 whut? Like gone gone or?
like fuckin GONE
all chests dropped loot on the ground
full metal base inside the blue ring
You got anyone else on in your team that can dismantle via the map?
My phone bill £128 how exactly
im in vc with my friend he just said it literally just died
Good grief Jesus
we were scattering around trying to collect all the loot before it despawns just throwing boxes up to get everything
Someone done hacked and griefed you then.. Only ways to completely destroy a base is to dismantle it and cause that level of gone
its a private friends only server and we are all in our 30s so no immature trollin like that
It could been by accident then, just sayin
no one was there
You dont need be in the base to dismantle it. You can go to your map, hover over a base and hold V. the base is dismantled and removed
Once the palbox breaks, everything else there breaks
about 90% of the base was remove the breeding area and egg incus and farm is still up, only the middle was removed
palbox still there
not everything breaks
the furnace are and egg area was connected but off to the sides
most stuff will start deteriorating since it's outside a base
Everytime i've dismantled a satalite base, everything was removed
on metal foundation and all the metal walls are still up
it will break if u made stuff above a platform
on ground level with the rest of it
it wouldnt do partial
i cant post pics here to show
look in screen shots
gap is where the base once was
Theeeeennn i dont know what to tell ya what happened or what caused it. Was only suggesting the reasonable maybe possible thing
would have to know what was there before to tell for sure
imagine a 3 story metal house between those 2 metal bits in that screen shot
not outside the blue circle and been up for over a week now
Wa something maybe on fire and it got delayed?
full metal
i am here
yay i broke 4100 hours on destiny
Hate when bills suddenly barge in demanding money, like, can they accept peanuts or something 😆
Honestly it’s such a nightmare
Guys what do u think about no death penalty?
It’s fine. Beats dying in the ocean and losing everything 😆
Beats loosing everything and starting over from scratch
I normally play with no death penalty cuz I normally need to restart (for getting stuck in the ground) and for drowning and I got verbally assaulted for it when I asked a guy who wanted to play multiplayer if we should turn it on
He then ragequit after getting attacked by a herd of wild direhowls
it's up to you not really a big deal
i had it on once and since the game have bug i got stuck in ground and ended up losing a grined lvl 50 save....got pissed
Leave it off, only worth using if you wanna play a harder difficulty, that’s why the custom settings are changeable, you can adjust the game to be as easy, or as difficult as you like,
You drop everything.. your gear, your weapons, your Pals.. all gone in a instant. then maybe if your lucky you can hoof halfway across the map and maybe get your things back.. maybe
Mmm, there’s 4x death penalties iirc, no pen, minor pen, moderate pen, and rage against the world when you lose all your pals 😆
Sounds like it to me.
Great cuz he said a lot of words
Your not a person? a trainer in training? a commoner even!?
A cat/not so straight/and a bundle of sticks
I mean, if you jump into someone’s game, you play by the rules set they have. If you ask for hard mode, you get hard mode 😆
Yes he did call me a bundle of sticks
I was creating the world
Is it possible to open up your world?
Can be edited from menu later. If somethings not feeling right, change it.
He made a female character and was speaking about what he would do with her if they were together in a room
yes
Yeah you can edit it
😆 sounds like a weeb.
How would I do that?
open as making it multiplayer?
Bro he ragequit after attacking a herd of wild direhowls
I mean not locked
Oh i finally figured out what them lil things are on a Lovander wrists.. Scrunchies! For her hair ya know 😄
One makes a bow and crafts arrows, then finds a rock to stand on.
Enter through world settings (not inside the world) and open multiplayer
I would like to play multiplayer but too much timing out
well i don't suggest playing on official servers rn
so try finding a dedicated one better if it's password protected too
Ah okay thanks
I’d stick with friends only for now tbh. Hackers about
I experienced that haha
as for timing out it's a bug u should make a new world then rejoin the server you were getting timed out on
THE WORST PART WAS HE WAS LIKE “ITS ALL UR FAULT IF YOU DIDNT CHANGE THE SPAWNRATES THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN” i checked and spawnrates were normal
No friends to play with tho 😦
Hey Batman I caught a pal
Awwwww the poor baby, my spawn rates are triple 😆
with a hotdog
I don’t have friends to play with if u want to play with me sometime
Sure!
LOL I SPAWNED HIM
I am pretty sure STpdaddy is hiding in here too
I need to make a spelling mistake to summon him
Guys con yuo hillp mi mock a spooling mustache
There’s a good one with veggie peelers, buuut that would summon mods. No fun allowed 😆
Wait if lovander is night only doesn’t that mean that she SA’s sleeping pals
You’re better off not knowing 😆
The first lovander I caught was a male I abandoned it and turns out it’s one of the rarest variants to find (10% to find a male lovander)
WHut? I get like 1 female to every 3 males on my server
It’s number 69 in the pal deck the creators knew what they were doing
Wait, they exist? I might have to double check the ones I caught. It is amusing that they have a species guaranteed ability (abnormal). 😆
Bro I was like “Woah that will be fun” turns out it’s a femb trap (EDIT:Joke)
I have a Abnormal, Hot Blooded, Blood of the Dragon Female Lovander.
I had abnormal masochist
I have a female lovander: Abnormal, vanguard and strategic warhead (caught by accident)
nioce 😄
Haven’t dived into breeding pals yet, though I do have a jormagand ignis to bake cakes now
I have a Depresso thats Motivational Leader, Sadist, Masochist, Conceited....
That right there is a meme 😆
I created a semi perfect Anubis through breeding (Sadist, burly body, lucky, muscle head)
Sadist and masochist bro is alittle kicky
Every time someone recommends me a meat free diet, I wanna eat more meat
Have some of mine
Om nom nom
You breed em enuff and you can end up with anything
I imagined two depressos doing “that”
The didn’t do anything, not enough caffeine.
You get bored of the "maybe i'll get this or that" start throwing random ones in the mix and wait for the egg to pop. it's like Christmas with the Cranks
Taking 10 shots of espresso for them to continue after round 120 (forget to mention that they will unalive themselves after)
Pet one.. it's scary to see one smile
Lovanders actually pretty tame when you pat it 😆 it’s just when it’s working or doing anything else 😆
I gave my depresso depression so he could become mega depresso
Bows doing and slowly blinks with a tongue out
Then why do they bend over, grab their buttcheeks and spread?
AHA! You thought about it 🤣
The devs KNEW what they was doing when they created Lovander
Bro I used to have lunaris and Katress on my team (removed after I got a female astegon and a female lovander)
Of course they did “seeking a night of love”
Just eat chicken
In palworld, you don’t hunt lovander, lovander hunts you 😆
True they attack u if they notice u
“Attack” 😆
I got Boss Katress (F), Boss Anubis (F), Boss Frostallion (M), Faleris (F) and Hangyu (F) for a round about team
Ok
Lovander is terrifying I’m sorry. She turns around and immediately looks like she’s running at you coming for your genitals
While skipping..
It’s terrifying
Right now, I’ve got a team of random stuff that I don’t mind using. Chillet, vanwyrm, and a jormagand Ignis, can’t remember the other two.
I will eat you in a minute
And her attacks look suss. Devs got dirty minds.
Devs knew exactly what they were doing
Yup, and it’s fkn funny.
Just imagine a a pink lizard.. already on the prowl.. 3 metre tall and skipping at you.. thet be scary enuff.. but she.. or he got snuusnuu on the brain and your on the menu..
Well, everything’s on the menu, just decides that humans are the next new thing for meals.
That's honestly terrifying
I would get down and wait
I swear it’s a joke
and from the moment lovander found cannibalistic chicken, they were never seen again
Take it like a man..
That’s what you were thinking.
Lovander ain't giving him a choice😂😭
I think he’s gone guys, the lovanders took him 😨
They'll be coming for you next
Creepers be creepin
I ain’t sitting still for em.
They travel in groups……
It's okay, they're just your fan girls
I'm waiting for the In-game shops to offer clothes for the pals, all my Lovanders gonna have Maid outfits
If they do this. My joke 2 weeks back would become true 😆
A maid cafe staffed by lovanders in a lovander pit 😆
Hooters in palworld?
And yes. The mods went off at me cos others got rowdy…..
Just check and make sure they haven’t roofied your coffee
Check your guns at the door, come on in and relax from a hard day of hunting Pals. THe Food, the service and the scant clad Lovanders bouncing around deleivering orders
hewo sweetys wahts every nyan doing
Just don’t ask what’s in the juice
What the heck
@rapid marsh ask questions later. Drink and relax
That’s a dangerous proposition.
Lovanders……
Lovanders will put you in a more dangerous one
I didn't know I wanted this o.O
We'll protect you from all the .. horrible .. curvy.. voluminous Lovanders....or not.. your choice
It’s like the lovander pit, just fancier.
Protect them? Or just throw them in 😆
They won’t even land tho, the lovanders are quick.
Always the feet😂💀
This is true..
So you could throw head first as well.
No.. nope no.. i mean that just sets us up for being suied.. in case ya didnt get caught in time and you mash ya melon .. brain damage and all that..
You’re gonna have worse than brain damage if they get ya tho
You have any idea how hard it would be to send in a swat team to pry the Lovanders off just so they could scrape ya up to rush you to the hospital.. way WAY too much paperwork and hastle
Maybe them being knocked outs a mercy.
paperwork, what paperwork? Sweeps under rug
I hate the mental images I’m getting
Everything I'm reading is against my will
Well share, let us be the judge of these mental images
It’s ok, think happy thoughts
Just think, "what would lovander do?"
Why can’t we talk about the non deviant pals
Just think of.. Katress in a string bikini then
Also I’m working on my Lamball pocket pal! It’s happening!!!
What about lunaris?
them too
AYO KATRESS?
We don’t fetish the pals plz
Lovander did it to themselves, we just follow the lore
I mean.. even the Pals like a day at the beach too
I want to submit an idea to the Devs plz. I want a pal that looks like a Nun and hates Lovander thanks
You know that will get rule 34d quick smart……
Pretty much anything does….
A White Lovander wearing Nun robes.. that hates the Pink ones.. oh this is good
theres mods for that
But a nun style thing would be awesome, can it use healing stuff?
Would be something a nun would do so yeah
I'm picturing making a restaurant and maid cafe xD
Damn, lovander, lunaris, katress, now THIS
Yeah, kinda what I had set up in here before the mods went off at me. Apparently people liked it
I'm gonna make a waffle house in palworld
O.o I guess people went overboard on the thought?
You have no idea how much I needed to bleach my eyes back then….
the modders already got two of those dont add lovander 
I'm still screaming they need add a In-game Shop for micro-transactions. Skins and clothes for the pals. Cute maid outfits and accessories. Sunglasses and hats.
Ahhhh, yeah…. A little too much.
What is wrong with you people
It's to late, look at how the ideas are flowing
we dont know.. we ask ourselves that all the time..
Lovander added itself already.
Live, Laugh, Lovander
I am self diagnosed certifiably insane
Oh that needs be a Bumper sticker!
@junior hawk good question. We wanna know ourselves 😆
theres a whole modpack of pal degeneracy, and its being updated every day
I'm honestly not surprised and just more impressed
im using one just for my charcter cuz it looks nice
Ummmmm, that modpacks been around since about day one of going live if rumours are to be believed 😆
I mean who wouldnt want to give their beloved Pals a little love. Buy them nice clothes and things? People do it all the time dressing up their dogs and cats..
anyone know of any good outfit mods
Shh we dont talk about those people
Well, I can certainly say a ballroom gown would work nicely on a Katress.
i have a custom model but default clothes
I tried putting my cat in a sweater...
I want see a Chillet in a Bulter outfit
Top hat and Stache for chillet for lulz I guess
nahnahnahanhahana
Did not go well
new mod just popped up on nexus, "UwU language pack"
changes all text to uwu speak
chuckles
Will the schedule be optimized in the near future?
?
did yall opt for making good looking characters or gremlins?
It won’t happen for a while
We reset it everytime someone asks that question
Kinda like when people ask “half life 3 when?”
It could work
Iirc there used to be a site that had a counter with data scraper searching for whenever that was mentioned over 10 years ago 😆
it got overwhelmed and borked
I do recall it hit about 150 years or something before i lost track of it
Not suprised. I think there’s still a bunch wanting it. Gary’s mod was a blessing (and a curse) upon the world.
yes... and a curse..
Best thing to come out of Gary’s mod. The most horrifying one was the shrek onion one…..
Shrek is love, shrek is life iirc…….
That…. Was cursed.
You just brought out some deep suppressed memories with that one..
It’s ok, we all live with that trauma…..
Do you pray to Shrek every night before bed?
That’s when you know you’re broken inside.
Still, for chuckles I watch the Harry Potter one
Iirc they used Gary’s mod to make a game where you had to run from shrek too.
Pretty good idea actually Nunnica “A pal so rare because of its lack of lust, extremely violent towards lovander”
PrOfEsSoR mCgOnAgAlL YoU wRiNkLy BiTcH
HOLY COW HES BACK FROM THE LOVANDERS
@royal finch the @glad steppe escaped from the lovander, what do we do with them? Chuck em back??
No thx I was running for 7 hours
Let the lovanders decide, throw them in the pit
https://i.gyazo.com/936dc44045435c3aae36d5f850f51d61.png Getting it made
STOP I ACCEPTED IT BUT TURNS OUT ITS A MALE
You said you were waiting for them.
For her not him
You're iconic for this
Before the mods bop it
I'm actually so impressed with that😭😂😂
I shall not ever replicate it as a physical thing, it goes in the meme box.
I meannn....
Wait “Nungella” is a good name for the nun anti lovander pal sense they are both flowers
I got enough stickers on the back of my helmet.
One more couldn't possibly hurt
Ya cant go wrong
Most of them the tiny letters that can only be read when you’ve gone through a windscreen.
Hey why is she touching her “heart” like that
She's holding her heart for ya
I can hold her heart for her (joke ofc)
That’s an animal I am pretty sure
He's just feeling the love is all
throws you back out to the lovanders
MOTHERF
Doing God's work
yells out during the YEET, "DOnt forget to tip your watress!!"
My lunaris will protect me
KATRESS ANNIHILATE THEM WITH DARK ATTACKS
Your lunaris boutta watch you get it from the back by a lovander
Katress is gone
Oh gawds.. now your reaching into the Way WAY back machine and pulling out a old Indiana Jones meme...
Lunaris will be really good at it tho she can control gravity
That gravity will come in handy fs
I think lunaris would actually help them lol
You right
You sir better show respect to professor jones
Astegon at least?
If you read lunaris entry, you’ll understand 😆
I didn’t read it
Rip 😆
But i'm not a Sir.. Sir
You ain’t getting outta there 😆
OH I NEVER STARRED INTO ITS EYES THANK GOD
Lunaris just as bad as lovander😂😂😭😭
Astegon go
Like I said. It’s more likely to assist them than you 😏
Is there a lore yet for palworld
He will show them the largest black thingy ingame
Lovander! Use Snuusnuu! Was Effective
Astegon use nightmare ball super effective
Ilk take one for the team...don't worry
Well, I’m off to sleep before any more shenanigans happen 😆
HE HAS A GUN SHOOT EM
They already happening.. you just dont see them all yet
Wait I got a way to defeat lovanders
Lovander use lick
The seeds have been sown.. the dreams will be most intresting
HOOMAN USE GUN
Gunpowder was moist. Misfires.
"Lifmunk, use Ak-47"
Did lovander make the gunpowder
No it was gonna be wet if it made it
AYO
Testing the stick used to fill the rifle
Watch out for lovanders? No, watch out for @glad steppe
NYEHEHEHE
Mehehehe my doggo Chewy jumped up, ut his paws on my chair.. got caught
(Undertale reference
Says Pay attentions to me mum
Control your direhowl
Just one of 3
It's okay, my cat tried jumping on the cat tree and missed by a foot
Chey, Dewy and Noodle..
Noodle is my favorite
I have a grintail and a mau
Noodle is a Daushhound..
🌭
You've already sold me with noodle, now this?
Even betterAm i right?
100× better
I just have a void that likes knocking things off my counters
Dewy is my Chillax Chi-Pom
I'm just shocked you haven't sent pics yet of them

And Chey.. son of Noodle and.. Dewey.. i think.. i've had him for a while
What's chey?
Could wear a sort of nun habit too
Half Daushound half Chi-Pom.. and all fuzzy
I NEED to see the babies😭😭😭
Yeah also nungella is a better name cuz they the name is based on a flower just like a lovander
came here for pals, stumbled across puppies.
Where’s the Devs we need to be creators!
Get this man a seat with pocketpair
I'd suggest heading down to the #1066919387921137724 channel
Can never post in there cuz everyone wants to out their stuff up too 😂 I’ve tried for two weeks to put up a weather thing but no luck
weather thing?
Yeah I figured it would be nice to have weather conditions sorta deal
Weather would be so nice
Thx I have many ideas like an armadillo that you can ride and be invisible while riding so you could use it to go to wild life protecting areas but if you hit something or someone while riding it it’s no longer invisible
i never have any trouble posting.. it tells m e wait, i wait all of like 5 minutes, clicky the post and the post.. posts
Not Pokémon style more like animal crossing
I want weather
you've got me thinking of a traveling storm. Apologies, still waking up
And you could also do something like, certain pals only come out during thunderstorms or blizzards
A rare pal would be awesome, kinda like the unicorn in ark
Certain Pals are more likely to spawn during a certain storm event?
Ghasshell (ghast shell)
Not in game
It posted!
Just an idea
Hahaha today is a good day
I know right? You got me here to cheer ya on
Would be like water Pals would be more likely to come out in the rain, ice Pals in snow storms. Similar to dark Pals coming out at night sort of deal
Everyday a good day with lovander by your side
real
I think chillet should have the ability to be ridden by two players cuz it’s kinda useless otherwise
Joint mounts would be a lot of fun honestly
Kinda, but one or two specific pals, it doesn't have to be weather based, just a pal that you'd have to find and capture under certain conditions if that makes sense? I'm terrible at explaining my ideas
chillet a big ole mount, def should seat 2.
Naw 3!
Yeah like night pals but spawn in tornadoes/storms/rain like slimes of slime rancher 2/1
I was doing a broad explanation, sorry x.x my coffee came and I pressed enter xD
Like if dazzi can only spawn in thunder storms
I understood what you meant, just pressed enter and didn't finish my thought and left it broad xD
Thank goodness i already got a few caught
I have problems in communicating but I am really good at understanding others
It would be nice for more rarer pals is all, kinda like the Ignis but I wouldn't necessarily say he's hard to obtain
Imagine Jormuntide Lux flying high in the jormuntide spawn point during a thunderstorm and he has the “storm dragon” passive which allows u you fly with it and double his damage during thunderstorms
We need to get you a meeting with the creaters fr
Actually wtf that sounds awesome
I definitely want more dragon pals and water pals
Honestly lighting too, they don't have that many pals for lighting compared to fire, dark, and grass
You had me at dragon and flying in storms
Thank you: )
Brb
Ehrmahgurd are you about to go fly your dragon through a storm?
OH MY GOD I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA WHAT IF EACH PAL HAS A NATURAL PARTNER SKILL AND A MECHANICAL ONE LIKE YOU COULD NORMALLY RIDE A MAMMOREST BUT YOU COULD GIVE HIM A MECHINCAL UPGRADE AND ATTACH A ROCKET LAUNCHER TO HIS BACK
make it a mod
Happy thor thor thorsdady!! ⚒️
Ohhh Lovander in a Iron WOman suit.. 👀
I don’t know stuff about programming but my imagination is big
I hear what you're saying there Boudica, but rockets? lmao
Mossanda has a rocket launcher
And toctoco
If Boudica had rockets on her elephants she wouldn't have lost to Rome, all I'm saying
Ok
You can attach grenade launchers to toctoco and shoot an explosive egg with 2 grenades
hallo
Or attach a machine gun to dinossoms belly
Or give foxparks a mask that increases it’s fire damage and range
Feed em beans dude
It will be a way to give early game pals a place in late game players team
It’s from the mouth 💀
feul has to go in somewhere..
Lol
I would genuinely make sure you write or type this down, and just hit them with a patch notes worth of your ideas. Can't hurt, some ideas may already be in the works, some could be your own that you may get credit for. You got the stuff
Honestly it’s for the fact that a few pals have weapons and a few don’t like for example pengullet he should have a mini version of emperor slide and the rocket launcher should be it’s mechanical skill
gewd mawning
my only assumptions are; imbalance is balance, or lil troll
I would love if I could ride Mossanda and increase the damage of his attacks instead of shooting rockets as a natural partner skill
Mornin
I woke up so sick
Trying to share? I'm not feeling like work this weekend.
Spoken like a true lovander..
That sucks balls 😭
Ya'll hooligans be good, i'm off to get some breakfast and run some errands.
Be safe <3
yes sir/mam
I thought it was miss ma'am sir?
Hello
Hello?
Kinda like tootsie pop, but that's 364.
Hi?
Herro
Hello Hru?
Being harassed by the free pal alliance, what about yourself?
I’m alright.
I have acquired mocha latte, onwards to work!
Latte o'clock
Morning. Wish I didn't hafta wake up for work but rah
Hello! Hru?
Tired but awake regardless lmao. Hafta get dressed so I'm ready but will probably continue working on my drawing before I hafta go to work.
If I didn't have to get up early and drive to work, I wouldn't mind work as much :p
I have a love hate relationship with early shifts. Hate waking up early, love coming home early
Same x.x I want to come to work early so I can go home earlier, but I cannot make myself get up early and function
Except Saturdays that I have nothing to do.... I wake at 5 or 6 am on those and can't get back to sleep x.x usually get chores done in that time
if I get the pleasure of being off Saturday I usually just draw lmao
Hello humanity I am back
Ran off with the lovanders again?
Just imagined a huge centipede pal with rock armor on the top of its body and the ability to spit acid it’s special skill will be called “hydrochloric blast” a water type attack where it blasts acid dealing poison/fire damage so it will deal a not so high amount of damage (70 for example) but will be strong against natural,grass,fire and ice for its effects the pal itself is ground/dark
Ye
I love seeing people come up with fake pals and then there's me making more human characters lmfao. I wish I had the creativity to make fake pals
Partner skill is deep down dig where the pal will dig into the ground hiding from incoming damage for a while then come from under the enemy pal knocking it into the air and wrapping around it for a while causing stun for both of them and increasing the capture rate for the wrapped pal
Work suitability: gathering/farming when assigned to ranch digs out normal sized eggs
All I've been doing is letting 2 mammorests duke it out, then I cap the lowest one with health. Now we're par, but I've been doing it since they were 10+ levels higher.
Guys do u know about the skill of stacking damage of any pal, like u take 1 sweepa in ur party and rest all swee and then ride ur sweepa and drop all swee and then pick it back and it gives u damage xp to sweepa....... Is this still working for u guys am trying it out it's not at all working for me... Imma have xbox account
Pal Entry: A pal normally found deep inside caves or under the ground, it only comes out to take eggs on the surface and take them back down to eat them
Trying adding one anubis and a group of dumuds
I do that with my super buffed anubis
I did it with shadow beak ride and droping hoocrates not working 😭
Oh idk about that one I know that you could get a higher amount of damage of damage for specific types/pals by having them in your team
Can someone link me to Palworld's roadmap?
I have many of these
please
Human character's are just as amazing if thought is put into them. Id love to see someone's fake Pal have a human counterpart
Suggest me some combos... Il try it out immediately.... Plsss
Yeah best for trading 😂
I was meaning art wise, not capture and sell in game wise xD
Anubis and dumud (anubis is overpowered and dumud could boost his strength to an extremely superior level specially more then one) (frostallion Noct/astegon/shadowbeak with hoocrates) (alpha elizabee with beegardes) nothing else really
Art 😂😂😂 yhh technically that's just asthetic..... But if no use
Okk am try now 🥺🥶
I have a really good imagination i really wish I could express that on paper
Yeah my brain has been vibrating over the character I've been drawing and how in addition to using Vixy to manipulate the syndicate grunts he controls, he also uses a Foxcicle to conjure illusions in his tower. Said Foxcicle also makes claw like hands that capture and crush intruders as well as serve as a perch for him. The coolest part is how he uses Nox to manifest memories of what his grunts might have seen him do, and then crushes them so they forget
It’s good depending on the boss
Will Palworld gonna have like a starter system? Like a cutscene of your first pal as you progresss.
Can u just tell me the whole process once may be am doing something wrong
Just add them to your party
The use would be for viewing pleasure for all of us o.O I wasn't talking in game, so an in game use would not be present.
Same tbh
No
No time to do that tho these days.
Then drop whom nd pick whom??
I suck at it 💀
Why not?
Don’t drop them
This has a really cool mini story vibe going on o.O
Cuz it’s not Pokémon and you don’t even need a starter
Pokemon is punching air right now
Then what???
You put sweepa in party.
Put swee in rest of party.
Use sweepa to fight and the swee's will cheer you on from within the spheres and boost sweepa.
That is my understanding from how it is read. I would assume the Anubis/Derp Shark(Dumud) works the same
Yeah it does, his older twin brother and the outsider that crashes into the palpagos islands has to go rescue him cuz it's revealed he was forced into his position, and there's also a demigod of the world tree I'm making so uh. I got quite a few stuff in my head I have planned out to draw, I'm praying my hyperfixation lasts long enough for me to at least draw all four characters.
Good mornin frens! 
Plz explain 🥺
Hope you get to draw them or at least sketch everything so your idea gets put to paper
Morning
Exactly you enslave pals
U just put them on your team and they buff your pal
A thing I would love for a game to implement would be a taming system of sorts. I would love to be able to put out special food for a Pal and overtime get it to join me.
Good morning Wixen
Yeah like a way to make them love you til they get into the sphere by will but can’t be done with alphas/arena bosses
Glad I like chopped liver xD Pretty sure I daid this before you were asked again lol
I hate katress my first katress was a male
Morning!
Yeah. I would love to have a Pal choose to join me willingly and maybe they get a small stat boost because they joined you instead of you capturing them? But, I would also like it to be a process.
Why didn't you wait until you saw a chica? lol
When we free them it's technically like that.
sounds like ya had specific plans there
My Wixen is a male and I have been calling it a female the entire time before realizing xD
Chica? RAHHHHHH FNAF MENTION 🐻🐻🐻🦊🦊🦊🐤🐤🐤🐰🐰🐰🐰WTF IS NON COMPLEX LORE
Wixen is a 4/10 katress is an 8/10 lunaris is a 9/10 (it can do mind control and control gravity so it will really come in handy) and lovander is a 10/10 no questions
Same, I'm just taking it one step at a time. Again, rn working on the syndicate officer who eats at my brain the most and all his pals. The plan next is to do the demigod of the world tree.
Is it possible to breed a wixen and a katress? I feel like due to their Paldex entries they should be incompatible
Idk i wanted to try that but it will be something normal
That’s cool actually
My Lovander is great at bashing rocks and cleaning up the quarry.
My Katress is great at scaring things away when exploring and killing everything in sight.
I haven't caught Lunaris yet, going through game very slow, so it is on my to do list.
My Wixen is my, "I want it, get it for me" Pal
It brings a capricty
they spawn an goat 
I just pictured your pfp (which I think is Yoh) sitting on the floor, trying to draw, while being nommed on by a zombie syndicate and surrounded by zombie Pals >.>
Ohhh that way?? Mmm that's not permanent buff 🥺
YOU ARE CORRECT!! It is indeed Asakura Yoh who funnily enough is the Demigod of the World Tree in this game for me. My tisms strike again and will not let me live in peace til I slam dunk my comfort characters into different universes.
And this game happens to be the next target since I can't stop playing it every day.
It’s a caprcity they breed a caprcity
I feel they should hate each other in the breeding pen and not breed at all xD and if you keep them there too long they will fight over and eat the cake
You step out after a long night's rest and you just see Katress's hat on the ground. You go to pick it up and the head and what remains of the bones is just chilling underneath.
Wixen is just casually stuffing their face with cake and shrugs like "bitch had it coming."
XD
damn I didn't know there was pal animosity, palimosity, okay I'll remove myself now.
Twas gonna say, omg guys can't believe Katress and Wixen invented the enemies to lovers trope lmao
enemies with beneficies 
I would love if they make a dark/fire ultra cat with Katress legs and whatever wixen has
dont always need to go into specifics when it comes to small patches, and especially if its regarding exploits being worked on or fixed
Except.. There kinda is.
Literally any info. Did it already come out? What platform? Tomorrow? An hour?
It already came out, they announce it and it goes out on steam almost right away
its out, im assuming Steam only because consoles have a verification process
i believe Wixen is a stinky fox 
🌶️ - hotfix
also hotfix is not a full on update, its just patching one or a couple of specific things that needed addressing
@hoary roost funny running into you here
I forgot who you are, but I think I remember Hank Hill pfp, lols
Lol
lol
Hope all is well
From where? THQ Nordic? Or in some game lol
Your discord lol

You got mad at me and banned me like a year ago :P
Sounds like me
They could literally say "We tweaked the hypo-nautical vertexes and submerged the dynamic silicon cores of our Exothermal gastric server packet waveforms" and people would understand about as much as if they actually went into the optimization fixes. Why bother when 99% of people are just gonna go "Oh it runs a lil faster now. Neat."
Either way, hope you're well too 🙏
Bruh all I asked for was a little bit of info, like what platform and such.
hmmm...
I didn't ask them to detail every bit of code they changed lol
Indeed, work' work' workin'.
Ah yes, the life
Ah, you're one of those types. Goooooot it.
Seek help
Hello
All I wanted was to know what the patch was for. I don't see why that's so wrong of me Lmfao
i mean... if you dont know in 2024 that consoles have a verification process and patches take longer to deploy on them because of that then idk what to say 🤷♂️
Hi
ello Albinonix
How are u today
me tired
getting ready to draw.
how about ya?
You guys bitch if they don't give info, then bitch at someone who wanted a little info. Jesus christ, touch grass
its only been common knowledge since the first gen online play consoles, but alright
istg if y'all start fighting over a goddamn hotfix
both y'all go play palworld or sum this aint the place go to dms if u that down bad to fight
I'm at work sadly
i already am, im grinding the 3rd boss 😂
🙏 then stop arguing
I play apex with kusuri
I thought it was a healthy debate
wasnt arguing, i explained something and other people jumped him
im nordic, we are blunt and to the point
it stop being healthy when insults gets involved 
Hello nordic, I'm kuPal
Guys how can I find ppl in the game, I got the game from torrent for free
You don't.
Off-topic palworld be like that
Unfortunately so
theres group finder chats #1196354687109181550
i have to admit that their patch notes do need a bit of work, but a hotfix generally needs no description in what was fixed
its the code version of slapping a bandaid on something
tho single player is just goated cause i can do wtf i want easily
not the smartest thing to say on the official server 
Chill, they just meant they were out fishing by the river and caught a piece of paper with the game's key code or something.
What’s stronger a lv 50 lam ball or any other pall in the game
how long is a rope?
6 feet?
Lamball is secretly the strongest pal in the game once maxed out
The Pal you enjoy playing the game with is the strongest
That is objectively not true, but I get what you're saying
Reincarnated Guy is the strongest
If ever im trouble, just throw a pizza at said trouble and run away
what if the pizza is the trouble?
Hi everyone, my name is Trouble
Team Rocket, is that you?
Le gasp


Welp I'm hyped
Someone made a mod to add lucky variants and colour variants based on the pals passive skills
Mods can be amazing
It may not be a lot but it's good
Long ago, to make Discord Pokémon spawn in Poketwo, I wrote really bad stories about "Club Torpedo" thwarting our advancements xD
oh? show me. this sounds amazing
Ooh, color variants? O.o
I think everyone left for coffee
Coffee is disgusting
youtube and grinding the 3rd boss, i need to get at least 2 levels before the end of this weekend
only reason im playing right now is because im home from work sick
Yeah I need to stop base building and grind tonight
Everyone has jumped about 6 levels higher than me
turns out the co-workers and managers dont appreciate man colds, fever and sore throats 😂
Lol
Worst feeling
I will not force you to drink it, so do not be cruel to it °^°
I accidentally took a sip of some coffee the other day, actually spit it out
Black coffee is disgusting, I don't see how people can drink that
This was some Starbucks crap
I can drink coffee but I gotta add some sugar and creamer
A 'light blonde roast' I was told
Idk Starbucks 🤷♂️
What I always tell people: make your decision based on a good cup of coffee. If you do not like it, then you do not like it and do not have someone tell you to try it again. But, do not base your decision on some cheap coffee or a bad coffee, bc when coffee is done improperly, it is a god awful substance.
I just prefer green tea for my morning wakeup
Light blonde roast is awful, I am sorry you suffered.
Starbucks is awful, I am sorry you doubly suffered.
Lmao same.
I only get some frozen mango passion fruit thing I really like from there
tried "learning" to drink it for over 10 years now, nope, still tastes like roasted, ground dirt
And even then, I think I've had it like 5 times ever lol
💯
i also despise green tea with a burning passion, plus my caffeine tolerance is so high that i need energy drinks anyway