off-topic

[vestal lark]

ummmmm...I'll just go with No, because thats not kelly...

[gusty lantern]

What 😭

[tight widget]

bro 😭

[rich stream]

maniacal laughing

[serene vine]

Would

[gusty lantern]

Thoughts on bro oiled up?

[stone harbor]

mans down bad

[wet mantle]

That’s insanely weird

[tight widget]

off topic wild tonight 👀

[rich stream]

Hot steamy snu snu

[wet mantle]

True

[tight widget]

stop 🛑

[gusty lantern]

Nuh uh

[wet mantle]

It’s the late night madness got everyone down bad

[rich stream]

Yuh huh

[vestal lark]

SORRY Its not ERIN, who's real name is kelly, but liked her middle name better when Kelly rajanda kapoor hung around waiting for the receptionists name to be called

[serene vine]

Thats Erin! No?

[vestal lark]

No

[gusty lantern]

@serene vine ur name sounds like a potato chip

[serene vine]

Wdym its her

[rich stream]

You could say crespo is single as a pringle

[wet mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/chips-potato-chips-spinning-gif-27138427

[tight widget]

single and ready to pringle

[rich stream]

Badum tss

[wet mantle]

Pringle me up

[serene vine]

🤣😈

[gusty lantern]

“Welcome to crespo may i have ur order please”

[vestal lark]

https://ew.com/thmb/5pyXqbs_PQndeVhQkqFzqykqBa4=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc():format(webp)/the-office-f3360f3a4fea4249944bb983621ec63c.jpg

[serene vine]

Exacly

[wet mantle]

Pringle with your consent

[vestal lark]

that...is not the same person

[gusty lantern]

Smash guy on the left

[serene vine]

Wtf u blind?

[tight widget]

Kevin fine af would smash

[wet mantle]

Based

[vestal lark]

No. the woman isnt head to toe freckles.

[rich stream]

No u

[serene vine]

Kevin bestest brain

[gusty lantern]

Kevin rizz?

[wet mantle]

Rizz or pizz

[rich stream]

Going to razzle dazzle that frazzle

[tight widget]

Dwight kinda fine tho ngl

[vestal lark]

Kimmy schmidt

[serene vine]

She a doppler wtf? And how tf u know this

[wet mantle]

Ahh she likes the nerdy type

[gusty lantern]

Nah ryan renolds ontop

[wet mantle]

🤓

[gusty lantern]

Idk if i said it right

[tight widget]

I have a strange type tbh

[rich stream]

Mmmm nerdy girls with wire frame glasses

[serene vine]

Pam is mid

[vestal lark]

OH SHIT

[tight widget]

Pam is ight tho

[wet mantle]

What’s that

[serene vine]

Mid

[gusty lantern]

I must enslave my pals now

[tight widget]

🤫

[vestal lark]

i stand corrected. it doesnt look like her tho.

[wet mantle]

😬

[tight widget]

wtf 😭

[serene vine]

Jesus fokin crist i thought i was color blind or sum

[rich stream]

You're not?

[vestal lark]

Well tbf, she looks old and beaten down. must have done a lot of makeup in kimmy schmidt

[serene vine]

Still would

[vestal lark]

keep it 100. if you cant, theres a phone number will send you magic notdrugs

[rich stream]

Gross

[wet mantle]

That furry person from twitter sent me her or his (hard to tell with those) art they are working on 3 hours ago. I didn’t realize it until now lol

[tight widget]

They sent it to me too lol

[serene vine]

😈🍆

[wet mantle]

Drugs

[vestal lark]

everyone is "Dude" until i know otherwise.

[serene vine]

Please stop

Do not stray from the path of light

[vestal lark]

You can tell me you're a 75 year old grannie. I'll beg for pics to prove it

[rich stream]

Emma? More like Emile

[wet mantle]

Stop what

[rich stream]

Lmao

[wet mantle]

W

[serene vine]

🛑

[rich stream]

Lmao

[vestal lark]

https://tenor.com/view/in-the-name-of-love-singing-performing-sincere-confess-gif-13948072

[wet mantle]

What am I stopping

[tight widget]

stop stopping

[rich stream]

Deez nuts

[vestal lark]

Dont stop stopping baby stop it stop it

[wet mantle]

Can’t stop stopping pause

[serene vine]

If i was a dude that was into dudes i would be into Bonno

[vestal lark]

Cant stop wont stop go until the beat...Drrrrrrrrrrrop

[rich stream]

Don't stop me now
don't stop me now
Because I'm having a good time

[wet mantle]

Can’t stop the feeling

[rich stream]

Having a good time

[vestal lark]

Bro you best Journey over there somewhere

[wet mantle]

To where

[vestal lark]

oh god my age is poking out

[rich stream]

Narnia

[wet mantle]

Bet

[vestal lark]

In the song Im gonna be, by the proclaimers, how far did he walk?

[serene vine]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-lips-flirt-rihanna-checking-it-out-gif-16861191

[wet mantle]

Bad no bad

[rich stream]

I wish a woman would look at me like that. Actually my ex did but I fumbled that hard.

[tight widget]

F

[wet mantle]

My ex fumbled me

I mean like she made mistakes not like fumbled

[rich stream]

Baby girl was a good lay, good cook, and a good woman.

[serene vine]

If Rihanna looked at me like that i'd nut

[rich stream]

Lmao

[vestal lark]

@wet mantleAnswer: 1000 miles. most say 500 miles...but they forget he walked 500 more

[wet mantle]

Ic

[tight widget]

I forgot he walked 500 more lmao

[serene vine]

You forgor?

[vestal lark]

I would walk 500 miles, and i would walk 500 more just to be the fool who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door

[rich stream]

Please kindly Minecraft yourself

[vestal lark]

but the song is called 500 miles 😄

or...im gonna be

[serene vine]

Minecraft is gay

[rich stream]

So are you

[tight widget]

is that why I play it 🤔

[vestal lark]

actually listening to my old vinyls now.

[wet mantle]

W

[rich stream]

Is it tho

[serene vine]

Far from it

[vestal lark]

Just so you guys are aware. they take rule 8 very seriously around here

[rich stream]

Idk if I put a dress on you crespo and paid you twenty

[tight widget]

is rule 8 the no L rizz rule?

[wet mantle]

One of my coworkers gave me a stare. I’m must be next..

[vestal lark]

racism, sexism, lgbtqia+

[tight widget]

Ohhh gotcha, well I'm good then 😎

[vestal lark]

seen people muted and banned for using it in a derogatory fashion. thats all.

[wet mantle]

Most people, (me) call that the alphabet mafia

[vestal lark]

Im the A part.

[rich stream]

The Gaystapo

[serene vine]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[wet mantle]

AAAAAA

[vestal lark]

I pointed it out. how you carry on is only a risk to you.

[autumn scarab]

finaly

[rich stream]

I wonder since I'm a Latino Hispanic or Mexican American whichever the internet decides I am can I bash on white people because that's not hate speech according to a certain group of people?

[wet mantle]

What is A, asexual?

[vestal lark]

yes. it means doesnt care. I is incelibate

[wet mantle]

So you fug yourself

[tight widget]

wow I don't think I ever knew what the I meant xD

[vestal lark]

thats...not exactly the definition of asexuality in humans

[tight widget]

that's for plants lmao

[serene vine]

Idk. Are you white? The spanish are white so maybe you got spanish whiteness or did get mixed along the way?

[vestal lark]

A term used to describe someone who does not experience sexual attraction toward individuals of any gender. Asexuality is a sexual orientation, and is different from celibacy, in that celibacy is the choice to refrain from engaging in sexual behaviors and does not comment on one's sexual attractions.

[wet mantle]

Cells are asexual, they reproduce by splitting

[rich stream]

I'm mean let's be real here what Constitutes hate speech? Just because someone took a light jab at someone doesn't make it hateful.

[vestal lark]

its in cellular biology, you are correct. we are talking about sexual identities however

[serene vine]

Everything not pro left wing is hatespeech in 2024

[rich stream]

Yep

[wet mantle]

I’m just a man who likes women.

[vestal lark]

hate speech is defined as whatever the mods deem hate speech to be.

[rich stream]

Same

[vestal lark]

hey im married with children.

[tight widget]

🤝

[rich stream]

That ambiguous as hell

[tight widget]

on the liking women part lmao

[serene vine]

Mods are based japanese. If this was an american server half the server was gonne by now

[wet mantle]

Yes

[vestal lark]

At least one moderator is alberta canada. Try again?

[rich stream]

They're under a Microsoft an american company so I don't know about that one

[serene vine]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-dange-the-simpsons-ralph-wiggum-meme-gif-17180214

[vestal lark]

we talk about canadian fast food every couple of days

[rich stream]

Canada? Those hypocrites? With prime minister black face? Naaaaaaah.

[vestal lark]

ever went to a costume party?

[wet mantle]

Actually I have

[rich stream]

You've never seen there prime minister in blackface have you?

[keen gate]

Isint he white?

[serene vine]

Im a far right wing conservative. I don't think canadians would like me

[wet mantle]

But I was that guy who stood in the corner

[rich stream]

Yes

[keen gate]

Wait palworld chat got political
Let's gooooooooo

[rich stream]

Painfully white

[serene vine]

Off topic

[tight widget]

🍿

[keen gate]

Why u don't like him

[tight widget]

have some popcorn friend

[rich stream]

Just pointing out things that are true and part of Canadian history

[radiant pebble]

Cheers!

[wet mantle]

Mm yes thank you 🍿

[vestal lark]

i have. It was an arabian costume party when he was a highschool teacher. so like 22 years ago, and half the people had makeup on for the party. the only reason they poke at him is because of office. You dont see dan akroyd getting smashed for blackface in a movie.

[serene vine]

Its 9am too early for popcorn

[wet mantle]

Costume party on Epsteins island

[tight widget]

4am the perfect time for popcorn 🍿

[keen gate]

Are u Canadian?

[wet mantle]

Oh same

[rich stream]

If memory served correctly that Fidel Castro clone legitimately said you do not have the right to protect yourself with a firearm or a handgun one of those

[vestal lark]

thats just absurd

[tight widget]

EST gang 🤝

[wet mantle]

Indeed

[serene vine]

GMT gang

[vestal lark]

in canada, you dont have the right to defend yourself. thats not his choice. thats national policy

[rich stream]

And he was proud of that fact you should have seen that man smirk when he said that

[vestal lark]

if you defend yourself, you are arrested and have to prove your case to a majistrate.

[keen gate]

He keeps pet international wanted criminals
What u expect

[wet mantle]

So slavery

[rich stream]

Also that's a huge L for Canada like too huge to ignore

[keen gate]

No
For political stuff

[serene vine]

So canada is commie?

[rich stream]

Maybe

[vestal lark]

its been that way for 140 years. thats a L for parliament, not a prime minister

consider trudeau like biden. Cant wipe his ass without congressional approval

[rich stream]

Nah the country

[pliant oasis]

why the fuck yall talking about canada?

[keen gate]

USA's lacky would be a better term

[wet mantle]

Because

[pliant oasis]

who the fuck cares about canada

[wet mantle]

Who cares about you, obviously not your wife

[serene vine]

So... Northern US

[gusty dove]

Pancakes

[rich stream]

Because screw Canada the country of no self-defense and assisted suicide

[vestal lark]

ya im stepping out now...Yall learn about this the hard way on your own

[wet mantle]

I’m sorry it was too there in the open

[tight widget]

LMAO

[vestal lark]

Canada has assisted suicide.

[keen gate]

Lmao

[rich stream]

Yes I think it's the maid program

[craggy herald]

OOOOOO
CANADA
LAND OF
ICE AND SNOW

[vestal lark]

Indeed it is. you have to be paliative.

[serene vine]

Assisted suicide is fucked up. I'll always vote no on that

[wet mantle]

Russia

Too

[craggy herald]

r u sure, their government seems colder

[vestal lark]

watching a loved one die slowly in pain for 2 years...or giving them a choice....I'll take choice over what ive seen.

[wet mantle]

Haha nice pun

[gusty dove]

Fr

[serene vine]

You do you. It's a no for me

[rich stream]

Who here doesn't like Canada? Say I

[wet mantle]

I had a friend from Canada

[gusty dove]

My ex threatened to go canada and off herself tho, low ball

[vestal lark]

ya thats unnecessary. See you in a week, if i remember to unblock you

[wet mantle]

He had photographic memory

[rich stream]

Pfff

[pliant oasis]

doubt

[rich stream]

Ending yourself because of your situation is never the answer

[gusty dove]

Think I’m cappin? Or doubt she would?

[keen gate]

Btw where tf is this Elizabee boss entrance 🤷

[tight widget]

exes threatening unalive been there😬

[wet mantle]

Ending yourself is weakness

[vestal lark]

wouldnt be an acceptable candidate. she'd have to wait a minimum of 5 years to apply for medical insurance as a resident

[pliant oasis]

cappin

[serene vine]

Never been so idk. Seems like russia, but gay.

[wet mantle]

Endure

[rich stream]

There's always hope and even if it seems inevitable it's better to die fighting than it is to take the easy I give up route

[gusty dove]

Check dm lol

[vestal lark]

I know the number for a pig farm in sw ontario...that might help you

[tight widget]

It's stupidly far from her icon. There's a cave with a mineshaft on the coastline iirc

[serene vine]

This

[pliant oasis]

you guys talk like teenagers on the unalive yourself debate. Youve never seen elderly with decaying diseases.

[keen gate]

Ok I'll check once

[gusty dove]

She needs Jesus, or a exorcism

[wet mantle]

My grandmother had cancer

[vestal lark]

my grandmother died after 3 aneurisms and paliative life support for 3 weeks. she was 95. her bastard children let her fucking suffer.

[serene vine]

I have. Still a no for me.

[pliant oasis]

If youre under 50 with depression, yea you shouldnt be able to do that, but some people with extreme diseases suffer.

I worked in a care home for 2 years, ive seen the worst life has to offer. Seen 4 dead bodies. 2 were morfine induced, so yea, assisted suicide here in america baby.

[serene vine]

Some people disagree.

[gusty dove]

Dementia is fucked up nobody needs to go through that

[rich stream]

The goal post can be changed what constitute minor inconvenience can be tomorrow's extreme diseases

[vestal lark]

depends on the locale. could be straight up murder or "Accidental" overdose due to charting error (Common)

[pliant oasis]

we already have assisted suicide here in america now

[wet mantle]

I await death with open arms when it comes, I wanna know what’s after

[pliant oasis]

california at least. its def a positive in every situation ive seen.

[tight widget]

There's like a cave entrance on the coast south east of her icon. It's a little inlet on the map. I'd send a pic but I don't have perms ig lol

[serene vine]

I've seen more people die than you then. From prolonged diseases too. It's still a no. You're entitled to your opinion tho which i respect tho i disagree.

[gusty dove]

You all have guns? It’s pretty assisted anyway naur?

[pliant oasis]

Have you seen elderly shaking and crying in pain for days? dude. Its unreal.

[vestal lark]

Care homes are where i learned to respect the right to choose. for that exact reason.

[pliant oasis]

there skin pealing off sticking to their bedsheets, there limbs ceasing to work? yall dont have that kind of life experience.

[rich stream]

My mother

[wet mantle]

I didn’t wanna say it but how did we get to this morbid topic

[pliant oasis]

its horrific the end stages of life. It can be straight up nonstop pain. Its a families job to make those hard decisions.

[tight widget]

god I hope I die before I ever have to go through that

[keen gate]

Dm me

[wet mantle]

Same, long before

[vestal lark]

spent most of my 8-12 age in a retirement/constant care home with my grandfather. terrible places:(

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/rolando-inocencio-rolly-cross-exorcism-gif-15820534

[serene vine]

Yes. Very sad. Make him confortable. Give them morphine. No free healthcare where you live?

[pliant oasis]

these were all rich people, they could continue living if the family choosed to let them

[vestal lark]

Morphine doesnt help fibro myalgia, parkinsons, or stroke patients. its nerve.

[calm yoke]

It's very sad bc I watched my grandpa cry bc his dad passed away from pnuemonia

[pliant oasis]

but no amount of money can fix every problem

[rich stream]

Still no because if the government can decide when to end someone just because they are sick they can weaponize it against their political oppositions

[pliant oasis]

very sad indeed

[serene vine]

My gramma had park and alzeim. She died of a stroke. Her like 3rd stroke. Was in care house. It's still a big no for me.

[pliant oasis]

if the governemnt is weaoponizing that, then dude, the country has already fallen

[rich stream]

"Hell is paved with good intentions"

[calm yoke]

I always saw the jolly and tough guy as my grandpa but that night broke him

[serene vine]

This

[wet mantle]

Guys remember, life doesn’t give you lemons, because they were genetically modified. We made lemons

[vestal lark]

you wouldnt have saved her from 20 years of pain? We will never agree on the value of human dignity. Im sorry.

[serene vine]

She was 77. And no, we won't agree.

[pliant oasis]

your one anecdote of one elderly person youve seen is so insignificant. the vast majority of patients we saw died naturally. I saw 2 assisted suicides out of hundreds of people.

expand your worldview, go donate your time to see why its needed.

[calm yoke]

Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!

[vestal lark]

Did she want to go?

[serene vine]

No

[wet mantle]

Eat the lemons. Yummy

[rich stream]

Again "hell is paved with good intentions"

[serene vine]

No real christian wants to go

[vestal lark]

then using her to define your argument is pointless, as you never dealt with someone who wanted to be released from pain and suffering in a dignified manner on their own terms.,

[pliant oasis]

the phrase is "hell is paved with good intentions"

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-lick-lemon-gif-17029962

[wet mantle]

Good thing I’m not Christian

[pliant oasis]

like paving a road to hell

[vestal lark]

jesus...hes popping off religion. thats a non-winning battle between right and god

[serene vine]

I have seen people that want it to end. I still disagree. I respect your opinion. But i disagree with it.

[pliant oasis]

and this isnt going to be the law to make america fall.

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/gremlins_film-1984_films-gremlin_stripe-mogwai-cute-gif-27683100

[wet mantle]

Guys let’s leave this conversation alone, this is obviously an opinionated conversation

[pliant oasis]

america is going to be speaking chinese in 50 years

[calm yoke]

Yeah no religious or political arguments

[rich stream]

Nah too many people would rebel

[wet mantle]

America would fuck China up

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-26685198

[vestal lark]

thats precisely why i stepped back from both the canada bashing contest, and this conversation.

[pliant oasis]

I remember when I was a right wing rebel. Just stack your money and build a mansion in a third world country. Our country is gone.

[serene vine]

Im catholic but i don't go to church. Idgaf about church and shit like that. But I am catholic.

[vestal lark]

was that The Sims 3, or 4?

[calm yoke]

Yeah... it's getting heated from the looks of it

[tight widget]

Sims 4 was ass

[wet mantle]

My sister plays that all the time, it’s definitely ass

[vestal lark]

up until we could create robots and have them take after apartment buildings, i agree.

[tight widget]

Sims 3 baybee 😎

[wet mantle]

Definitely 👍🏼

[serene vine]

Thats right wing?

[tight widget]

even though that shit ran horribly lmao

[calm yoke]

My fiancée plays it whenever she can

[vestal lark]

which is the benefit of 4...it runs

[wet mantle]

When does it not

[tight widget]

Island Paradise DLC would melt people's computers lol

[wet mantle]

Epstein???

[vestal lark]

EA was in bed with Nvidia at the time.

[tight widget]

LMAO 😭

[wet mantle]

You walked into that

[vestal lark]

My favourite sim pasttime...making a house with a 10 bedrooms, throw a party...and lock people up in the rooms

[tight widget]

I didn't even think of that but fair 😭

[wet mantle]

You monster

[tight widget]

I had a basement where I'd keep pizza delivery drivers

[rich stream]

Jesus that's hot

[wet mantle]

wtf lol

[vestal lark]

Wait...isnt this palworld? Enslaving the animal races??

[rich stream]

Yes

[serene vine]

Stephen Hawking was on the island

[rich stream]

He liked to watch midgets do math equations on a chalkboard naked. Assuming they were midgets.

[vestal lark]

i had a fire in my basement when a boiler exploded. fire department showed up, i deleted the stairs

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/stephen-hawking-gif-11361854

[serene vine]

Ring leader

[tight widget]

Beautiful✨

[wet mantle]

Oh yes 🤖

[vestal lark]

i assume you've played fallout, yes?

[serene vine]

He was the mastermind i'm telling you

[calm yoke]

robotic voice
"Say my name"

[vestal lark]

but nobodies around you to say baby i love you

[serene vine]

https://tenor.com/view/saymyname-fifidonia-di-mi-nombre-gif-14523270

[tight widget]

I haven't actually but deleting the stairs is cruel and unusual and that's what makes it great

[vestal lark]

damn. Well in fallout 4 this dude, he created a settlements mod. and it allowed settlements to build and grow themselves. i got a settlement pack that included a vault prison. Everyone was a prisoner and you had to bring them food/water

[wet mantle]

If criminal activity had a name it would be Emma

[calm yoke]

My brother told me this one joke about Hawking

What did Stephen Hawking say when he was drowning in a lake?

muffled robotic voice
"Somebody help me. I can't swim."

[vestal lark]

i forgot to lock the cells oneday. they came out of the cells and kitted up

[tight widget]

I have no criminal record 😎

[wet mantle]

Yet

[vestal lark]

not having a record, and being a criminal are not the same thing

[tight widget]

Fair point but I don't commit crimes ong 😎

[serene vine]

I have 4 speeding tickets only paid 2 the pope forgave the other 2 🤣

[vestal lark]

WTF IS ONG

[wet mantle]

Sureeeee

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/sausage-party-gum-wheelchair-gif-15755288

[vestal lark]

Im almost 40...i dont know this new kiddie slang

[serene vine]

i believe it's genZ for "on god"

[wet mantle]

Ong is on god

[vestal lark]

so like swear on my momma gotit

[tight widget]

dw I didn't know what that shit meant either

[wet mantle]

Are you 40 too

[tight widget]

56

[calm yoke]

Wtf

[serene vine]

69

[wet mantle]

Gyat damn

[serene vine]

96

[vestal lark]

I'll reserve you a spot at sunnyvale retirement village

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/herbert-family-guy-family-guy-guess-who-chris-griffin-gif-27486194

[vestal lark]

bubbles and i are tight like bros. get you the finest sheet metal shitshack monopoly money and kittyfood can buy

[tight widget]

wow sounds like heaven 😍

[serene vine]

Why families dont harbor their elders in the US?

[vestal lark]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-lahey-mr-lahey-piece-of-cake-easy-john-dunsworth-gif-9239277

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/gizmo-happy-gremlins-cute-gif-14416431

[vestal lark]

https://tenor.com/view/white-trash-trailerparkboys-gif-4989467 dont mind this guy hes an asshole.

[tight widget]

is he drinking ranch LMAO

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-say-bleh-gif-26378492

[serene vine]

Is that juice?

[vestal lark]

Have you never been ricky drinking ranch in his lawnchair at 9am holding a sandwich drunk?!?@tight widget

[small berry]

who here loves crypto? kappa, bait

just checking how many will see and instantly meme

[vestal lark]

blue horseshoe LOVES crypto

[serene vine]

Tequilla with sparkling water wtf

[small berry]

[vestal lark]

Do you know who blue horseshoe is?

[small berry]

not at all

[vestal lark]

Watch Wallstreet the movie 1987 NOT the wolf of walstreet, NOT wallstreet money never sleeps

[serene vine]

@small berry Captain Zelensky?

[small berry]

I'm the juiciest bait

[serene vine]

Thats funny af

[vestal lark]

Blue horseshoe was the call to do bad things to someone but i wont give it away

[small berry]

I'd have a certain white and blue flag to bait even more but that'd be too much maybe

[vestal lark]

Better than red white and blue!!

[serene vine]

White and blue? Finland?

[small berry]

close

[serene vine]

Russia is white blue and red tho

[small berry]

I never said red

[serene vine]

Hmmm

[small berry]

comeback is real

[vestal lark]

I did. But thats a loaded jab, because its like 29 national flags, including britain 😄 (Edit: I counted)

[serene vine]

Latvia? Its white blue and black

The only european flag i can remember with only white and blue is finland

[vestal lark]

Israel

[small berry]

they're involved in a war and its not Ukraine, I dont wanna get banned bruh

[serene vine]

Oh right. Thought it was european

You did say finland was close

[small berry]

saying the name out loud will get you banned in the internet

[serene vine]

Israel? Why?

[small berry]

🙊

[vestal lark]

Nothing wrong with saying Israel and Palestine are atwar.they have been for a few hundred years. Why would that shock anyone?

[serene vine]

Idk

[small berry]

cause all mods are snowflakes in the west

[serene vine]

Define west

[small berry]

US EU

[vestal lark]

Naah. not here they arent. just dont bash the countries involved.

War is an integral part of human nature, and they understand that

[serene vine]

EU is getting right wing angry fyi. Idk about discord mods tho lmao

[thin mica]

[vestal lark]

Ol King Chuck is goin out quick. if he starts therapy, Wild WIlly gonna take over
He had prostate cancer surgery yesterday

[small berry]

I got warned yesterday in another server for saying "respect my pronouns" cause someone was calling me a leech and I said I'm a bottom feeder

just "mocking" the expression is enough for 80% of mods

[tight widget]

frost noodle<3

[serene vine]

I legit have no idea what that means lol

[small berry]

King got cancer

[vestal lark]

King charles has cancer. William will take over if he starts therapy

[serene vine]

Oh charles

[small berry]

they gon have to cut his peepee off

[vestal lark]

if family genes prove anything hes got about 5 years.

[serene vine]

God speed ig

[small berry]

[vestal lark]

Liz was a righteous bitch, but william and harry? They are just too self-indulged

[serene vine]

King in the UK doesn't even have power. Its the prime minister so they should be fine

[small berry]

They're not cheap to keep around

[vestal lark]

over matters of state, correct. over war matters, not so much

[small berry]

If the King in the UK hasnt fought in a war its not a just king

[vestal lark]

good thing you got charles for a couple years then

[small berry]

but they gon cut his balls off

[vestal lark]

Prostate cancer, not testicular

[serene vine]

War has to be aproved in parlament. King just says what parlament aproved. The only real power he has is the veto power which has to be in accord with the constitutional court

[small berry]

Do you know if they gon cut his snake tho? No.

[vestal lark]

if it isin the defense of britain, the king can order his army to mobilize.

In the UK, a State of War can only be declared by the Monarch - it is a Royal Prerogative power. However, as with the other prerogative powers, the monarch would only ever exercise this power at the request of the Prime Minister (who has to have the confidence of the House of

[serene vine]

If parlament votes a motion of censor and passes it, it will void his decision

[vestal lark]

it doesnt say the king has to listen to the prime minister.

[small berry]

Crespo why do you have a Catalan nickname

[serene vine]

But he has. The people represented in parlament have the power

[queen vale]

Sure as hell doesn't feel like it

[serene vine]

Nickname from football. Friends say i look like Hernan Crespo argentinian striker

[small berry]

lmao.

oh nvm Crespi is italian in origin, we change it to Crespo for fun

[serene vine]

You are argentinian?

[small berry]

Spanish Portuguese and Italian: nickname for a man with curly hair from crespo 'curly-haired

[vestal lark]

In 1689 a bill was signed that he can put all parliamentry orders on hold (I think theres an american term for it...what was that...presidential order) where the order is effective until such a time as the king calls for a vote. the military is the only case where a royal prerogative can be forced. but literally includes abolishing parliament

[small berry]

I'm Catalan, sorta Spanish

[serene vine]

Yes. Portuguese, crespo means dirty, sticky hair

[serene vine]

Its 2024. Abolishing parlament means his head on a spike

[vestal lark]

thats fine. a potato chip did it. why cant he?

[serene vine]

Buon dia

[small berry]

close

[serene vine]

Bon

[small berry]

thats it

[serene vine]

xD

I have a friend who lives in barça

[small berry]

Barcelona, nice place

[vestal lark]

i thought that was buen dia

[small berry]

it is good morning, but in Catalan, which is closer to french than it is to spanish

[serene vine]

Too crowded for me. I left lisbon to the outskirts because i hate living in the city

[vestal lark]

Oh so dialect took bonjour and crossed it. understood

[serene vine]

Its Bom Dia for me

[small berry]

very true

I'm into crypto so I look forward to Naturalising in Portugal for better taxes

Hopefully I'll be half portuguese in some years

[serene vine]

Catalonia has lots of french vulgar latin due to the kingdoms of armangac and provence

[vestal lark]

trust me. I know about the french language differences based on origin

a francophonie is not a francophone, and acadians are not french

[serene vine]

Thats cool. Im an history major i studied all romance languages and classic latin language cuz my speciallization is portuguese history 16th century. Was mandarory

[vestal lark]

you can listen to them speak, without understanding what is said, and know "This ones france (francophone) This ones quebecouis (Francophonie) this ones from the islands (Acadia)

[serene vine]

Francófona

Means the same

[vestal lark]

i had to buy a new keyboard when trudeau said francophonie then i googled it...and its really francophonie

[autumn scarab]

crespoooo

[vestal lark]

Lets go english translation....Franco=french phonie=fake

[serene vine]

Hmmm. Francophone people all together make up to Francophonie

Unless my english is failing me

[vestal lark]

no there are conventions and shit for francophonies. its a real canadian thing

[serene vine]

Like

[small berry]

French deserves to go extinct change my mind

[vestal lark]

The Organization Internationale de la Francophonie is an international organization representing countries and regions where French is a lingua franca or customary language, where a significant proportion of the population are Francophones, or where there is a notable affiliation with French culture. Was formed in Niger

[serene vine]

Lusophone. Thats me. Lusophonie is the sum of all of us

[small berry]

nobody likes French

[serene vine]

😈

[small berry]

aka a Neo-Colonial org

they're despicable

[serene vine]

Lingua franca hehe straight up portuguese thats funny

[vestal lark]

Yes...a lot of languages borrow from eachother

[vestal lark]

please carry on with your hate elsewhere. we're not interested. Im not voicing my opinion on the french.

[serene vine]

Ikik. Portuguese is like a vírus in language and food

[small berry]

[wet mantle]

Howdy

[serene vine]

Hallo

[vestal lark]

im dutch. we put candy on toast and eat horses.

[small berry]

please carry on with your hate elsewhere. we're not interested. Im not voicing my opinion on the Dutch

[serene vine]

I like your flowers. So many here these days. And football pitch grass

[vestal lark]

But so do the citizens of quebec, so i get cheap horsemeat!

[vestal lark]

Oh god tulipmania was crazy

for the price of like 12 bulbs, you could buy land.

[serene vine]

Not the 1600's crash. I mean rn for like 20y now theres a lot of people from holland making flower greenhouses and grass

[autumn scarab]

hewooo guys =3

[vestal lark]

Hell ya. but the 1600s market is pretty indicitive of their culture focusing around flowers and outdoor living beauty

[unkempt leaf]

3 days ago I decided to finally play online.
For my 8 hour session, a guy used a command to destroy every base about 4 times.
I changed server. Now after 3 days on the server I log on, and my stuff is gone yet again.
Is this something the devs are looking into?

[serene vine]

You live in holland?

[vestal lark]

i just want to touch a single windmill

[vestal lark]

No im canadian. first generation

i always wanted to go, but now i cant because i cant travel with narcotics, and cant get them there

[small berry]

not something they can easily fix

[serene vine]

You born in canada?

[small berry]

inb4 he says hes from Quebec

wouldnt surprise me with his response to french jokes

predictable

[serene vine]

Nuh im baiting him to say that every american born say: im polish, irish, dutch, portuguese, italian, french. Its so weird lmao

[vestal lark]

Ontario, actually. but the one over there with a hatred for a group of people in open forum is pretty bad. I have respect enough to keep mine behind a solid door.

[serene vine]

So you're canadian bro

[wet mantle]

Herro

[small berry]

your skin is as thin as silk my man, you can't catch a joke

[vestal lark]

My grandparents were all dutch, which makes my parents dutch, which makes me, by lineage, dutch

[wet mantle]

I don’t even know how long ago you sent that. It was just the first thing I seen

[vestal lark]

If by nationality, i am canadian

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-han-the-good-doctor-i-am-a-surgeon-surgeon-virgin-surgeon-gif-9254875131262470736

[serene vine]

Do you speak the dutch language? Have you been to the low countries?

[wet mantle]

Yes

[vestal lark]

I understand verbal, cant speak it, and have never been to holland.

Basic verbal*

[fleet sparrow]

Watching k drama on discord my friend won't shut up I can't hear or focus watching

[serene vine]

You are not dutch imo. Im sorry. You are canadian. I will say the same to a portuguese that their grand parents went to america. Tom Hanks parents are portuguese. Is Tom Hanks portuguese?

[wet mantle]

Ima breed the shid outta Anubis when I get off work

[small berry]

Cultural appropiation SMH

[fleet sparrow]

Friend be like it's less distracting without the subtitles homie you don't even speak korean

[wet mantle]

Maybe I’ll hop in the pen

[small berry]

I'm neanderthal cause I'm 2%

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brain-damage-funny-gif-9567713795855473020

[vestal lark]

If you come from dutch heritage, you are, by definition, dutch. You are confusing background with nationality. Tom hanks is american. he lives there. thats his nationality. but he is portuguese.

[wet mantle]

2% milk

[gusty lantern]

Never been to holland or the netherlands cuz netherlands aint just holland

And if u say it is ur getting blocked

[small berry]

[vestal lark]

You know, i was gonna put (Netherlands) in brackets. but most people understand there are "states"

[serene vine]

Hmmm ok. This is where european nationalism clashes with NA nationalism. It's a diferent notion. But i understand your point.

[small berry]

lies.

[gusty lantern]

Do u like cheese

[small berry]

just mine

[vestal lark]

Bruh, i got so much cheese, i fill my jokes with the extra

[gusty lantern]

Welke kaas is beste kaas

[serene vine]

I know of a big portuguese comunity near that big city in ontario. I have irl friends there@vestal lark

[fleet sparrow]

I remember those trends before people hitting their own skull to have similar shape skull of a cromagnon

[vestal lark]

Smoked habanero gouda@gusty lantern

[serene vine]

Australopitecus

[gusty lantern]

Okay okay

[vestal lark]

With a Sprinkle, just a light dusting, of hagelslag

[small berry]

I have neanderthal heritage, you dunno

[gusty lantern]

Why do u put chocolate on cheese

[gusty lantern]

Question, do u eat uranium?

[vestal lark]

Ever heard of fondue? Or is that a fondont for you?

[fleet sparrow]

Dafuq first time hearing cheese and chocolate

[gusty lantern]

Nvr heard of it

[small berry]

I only put it in my bedside table

[fleet sparrow]

Is it a sweet creamy cheese?

[vestal lark]

Hagelslag also came in the rainbow sprinkles that werent chocolate, but i cant remember the name.

DUDE!

[gusty lantern]

Hagelslag is superior the fruity ones are trash

[vestal lark]

I FORGOT! I TOTALLY HAVE FUCKIN STROOPWAFFEL!!!

[gusty lantern]

Yes!!!! Frikandel to :0

[small berry]

[vestal lark]

got a bag of dub zout beside me

[gusty lantern]

A what

[serene vine]

@small berry your pfp just makes me lmfao

[small berry]

works as intended

[vestal lark]

https://www.licoriceinternational.com/licorice/pc/Dubbel-Zout-Double-Salt-1-2-lb-p27.htm Sorry im used to saying dub dub for ordering coffee

[serene vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979907444748714045/1178160022648262717/20231123_215356.jpg?ex=65d16b06&is=65bef606&hm=6a80d33287101df632dc592467921bdd1f87e0cc9abdc0f38cd42b7ace5d76f3&

[gusty lantern]

Never heard of those

[vestal lark]

TF! I JUST OPENED MY STROOP AND CANT FIND EM!!!

[small berry]

Licorice, WW2 survivor alert

[vestal lark]

i get them shipped to me from holland

[serene vine]

I like these. Salty af

[vestal lark]

uhhuh.

[vestal lark]

Ever had stroopwaffel?

[serene vine]

we have them here too

[serene vine]

similar, so, yes

[serene vine]

https://www.auchan.pt/pt/alimentacao/mercearia/bolachas-e-bolos/bolachas-recheadas-e-waffers/bolachas-daelmans-recheio-caramelo-230g/3240294.html these are ours

[vestal lark]

I want olliebollen...

[gusty lantern]

We have a little shop close to our house that sells the best stroopwafels

[vestal lark]

Ya thats daelmans stroopwaffels

[small berry]

Auch*n

[gusty lantern]

Is that polish

[serene vine]

I prefer the Belgium Waffle cookies tho tbh

[serene vine]

yes 😈

[vestal lark]

i got double dutch, they were sold out of daelmans. And thats Delf, dalf, dalph blue

[gusty lantern]

I knew it

[vestal lark]

OH WAIT those are flowers. not windmills. ignore me

[gusty lantern]

Flowers also make part of dutch culture

[serene vine]

and economy really

[vestal lark]

Daelmans makes both dutch stroop and those other ones

[vestal lark]

indeed. But daelmans stroop bag is delf blue windmills

[gusty lantern]

Now i want stroopwafels

[serene vine]

ahahhaha better than Lidl i guess

[gusty lantern]

Theres so many optionsss

[serene vine]

https://tenor.com/view/real-roblox-crying-lidl-lidl-man-gif-25246167

[vestal lark]

I likes to pop mine in the oven, or air fryer

they all hot, and gooey, and yummy yummy goodness

[gusty lantern]

Do i get salted caramel do i get chocolate coverd

[vestal lark]

salted caramel

[gusty lantern]

Throw em ontop of a hot coffee

[serene vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/979907444748714045/1204742465790414868/image.png?ex=65d5d6da&is=65c361da&hm=a14e311a440eb4a93d660d715361aeaffe498a36a6bba3172a476e842b3fdaca& oh shit i just opened steam this is comming out hmm

[vestal lark]

I'll be honest. when you asked which cheese was the best cheese, i knew you said cheese twice.

[gusty lantern]

What

Im not that smart

[vestal lark]

Welke kaas is beste kaas When you said this, i knew Kaas was cheese. thats all i could pick up

[serene vine]

what is the best cheese question will get you in trouble here 😄

[vestal lark]

Smoked habanero gouda. If its not gouda its no gouda

[gusty lantern]

Wich cheese is best cheese

[small berry]

Welke = Welche = Which

if you know German you know dutch

[serene vine]

Queijo da Serra. Google it

[vestal lark]

Ya, i knew you asked something about best cheese. the first word had stumped me. i guessed you were asking

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/szczuras-brat-gif-22118963

[vestal lark]

A lot of german sounds like english.

[gusty lantern]

And dutch

[small berry]

same root language

[gusty lantern]

I never heard german in my life and i still understand it

[vestal lark]

Kof, 2 malk, 2 sucr

[serene vine]

I know a bit of german but I know fk all about dutch. Its chinese to me ngl

[calm yoke]

Poopenfarten ja?

[gusty lantern]

What

[vestal lark]

ordered a double double LOL

[serene vine]

this kinda obvious lmao

[calm yoke]

Lmao

[vestal lark]

of course, kof, is shortened from koffee

[gusty lantern]

Im eating so im distracted

[small berry]

anyone knows what FKK means in german?

😎

[serene vine]

send nudes?

[gusty lantern]

Awww hell no

[serene vine]

it means nudista, so yh its nudist

[gusty lantern]

😭

[small berry]

old wrinkled german bods

[vestal lark]

keep your pants on, im trying to figure out how to word it, it was a healthy culture view defined by clothing being dirty

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/the-green-mile-gif-10739581

[serene vine]

i'm tired boss

[vestal lark]

Jesus christ thats a lot of clothing

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/wrinkle-man-dakii29-funny-air-gif-19275025

[gusty lantern]

Damn

Mans got experience

[vestal lark]

No personal photographs allowed

[serene vine]

bro sent a selfie

[small berry]

FKK master level

[calm yoke]

How my next door elderly neighbors be like at night

[vestal lark]

My profile is literally me. I wont say the politically incorrect term for it though.

[gusty lantern]

Immigrant? Idk

[small berry]

Mexican Snowman?

[serene vine]

Gert Wilder?

[vestal lark]

You said it, not me

[small berry]

[vestal lark]

BUT!!! ITS NORTHERN

My has a shirt my wife bought me

[serene vine]

I wonder if theres a mountain in mexico with snow. I honestly dont know

[gusty lantern]

Is there even snow in mexico

[vestal lark]

I do believe the taller ones have snowcaps

[serene vine]

there is in like chile and colombia and stuff. Depends on high mointains

the Andes

[gusty lantern]

I wanna go skiing

Seems fun

[serene vine]

Skiing in the Andes. oof

[vestal lark]

Theres a ski resort in mexico...they dont ski on sand do they?

Popocatepetl is a volcano with forested slopes and a snow-capped cone and large crater. It is the second highest peak in Mexico at 17,887 feet (5452 metres) behind Pico de Orizaba at 18,405feet. The name Popocatepetl is Aztec for Smoking Mountain, and is often, conveniently, shortened to Popo.

[gusty lantern]

U can

[serene vine]

There is ski on sand i promise you

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-baby-funny-gif-15189992

[vestal lark]

sandboarding?

[serene vine]

and bodyboard

[vestal lark]

SHIT THEY INSANE

[serene vine]

they do it in Dubai

[gusty lantern]

Ofcourse dubai

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/sandboarding-people-are-awesome-riding-desert-downhill-gif-18192872

[serene vine]

there we go

[vestal lark]

but i guess its so dry, hitting a wetspot is slim-no chance

[gusty lantern]

Harder impact on a fall tho

[vestal lark]

See, sand boarding i can see. less risk of hard objects throwing you away. Skiing seems insane

[calm yoke]

Snowboarding and sandboarding is just surfing on land

[gusty lantern]

Without waves tho

[serene vine]

I saw snow twice in my life. Had to go to a mountain 2km high

[vestal lark]

Iknow. I was thrown off by sand SKIING

[gusty lantern]

Take a trip to finland or one of the countrys in that region

[vestal lark]

Idunno bro. a 50km/h wall of fresh powder flying in your way leaving difts is a wave

[gusty lantern]

Yeah refreshing tho

[serene vine]

i been all over almost in europe. Wrong time of the year for snow in germany or england. And i never been to any country in scandinavia

[vestal lark]

i was more...2 skis, a tread, and an engine kinda guy

[vestal lark]

did a lot of cross country skiing and snow shooing, but never downhill skis

[gusty lantern]

How is germany never been there only one time on winterberg but that was it

[small berry]

I used to do longboard downhill on asphalt, nothing beats downhill

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kaitron5000-kouluve-gif-26297664

[vestal lark]

OH SKATEBOARDING? Shit yes.

[small berry]

making turns and feeling the G's hardcore

[serene vine]

I have family in Frankfurt. Germany is beautifull imo. Especially bavaria

[small berry]

longboarding* specially made for downhill

[vestal lark]

Used to ride the steel wagon of doom, and i know what longboards are. Im 40.

4 feet of plywood, 4 plastic wheels, and 40 cars to slow you down if you get off course 😄

[kindred wharf]

Is that an evanescence fan I see

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-mark-wahlberg-insane-mad-angry-gif-5536917

[serene vine]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-me-up-inside-evanescence-amy-lee-gif-12122545

[calm yoke]

They play that on the radio almost all the time where I worked

[vestal lark]

OH DUDE SO! Apparently...all the phonecalls i made october first worked. greenday put out a new album. Props to those who get a 30 year old joke

[kindred wharf]

💀

[serene vine]

I'm watching them this summer. It's my favourite band

[calm yoke]

My favorite band is Imagine Dragons. One of their latest ones slap. It's called Children of the Sky, a Starfield song.

[serene vine]

Saw them live in 2014

[vestal lark]

Story time. My mother takes my daughter on a church trip to canadas wonderland. My daughter comes home SCREAMING about how much trouble my moms in..runs to me and yells "SKILLET WAS THERE DAD!!!" I lost my shit. my mother says "Its a christian band, you wouldnt have liked it"......I just yelled back, "I...I...IM UNDEFEATED"

[calm yoke]

Cool

[small berry]

my favorite band disbanded cause the vocalist killed themselves

[gusty lantern]

Imagine dragons these

[calm yoke]

Nuts across your chin

[small berry]

Growing up seeing your fav artists just OD

amazing experiences

[vestal lark]

Courtney pulled the trigger

[gusty lantern]

Thoughts on taylor swift

[small berry]

R.I.P Chester, you will be loved

[serene vine]

i saw Likin Park 3 times Live in Lisbon. 2 times in RiR and 1 time in Altice Arena

[gentle peak]

yo

[small berry]

I envy you deeply

[gentle peak]

she avg

[vestal lark]

They took toby keith and left us with swift...Who would do such a thing?!?

Even america took beiber and saved canada.

[serene vine]

The Offspring always came with them

[gusty lantern]

Swift is a screamjng goat

[calm yoke]

She's alright. Just way too overrated imo. I liked it when she was doing country music and earlier music

[vestal lark]

I knew they had some bass hits but god damn, lay off the speaker, its not a washing machine

[calm yoke]

Pretty fly for a white guy is a cool song by them

[small berry]

Swift made a deal with the devil to support a political candidate in exchange for her music rights, she's a mercenary

[gentle peak]

man i just downloaed the game cant wait to start but idk what to do

[vestal lark]

I onlky read your last comment.

[gusty lantern]

Kill a lamball

[small berry]

Sell your rights to become famous, be offered by a billionaire your rights if you back his preferred candidate, benefit

[vestal lark]

Capture 5 lamballs

[distant pier]

@spring jay I couldn't see your message lol

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-gif-22057358

[gentle peak]

who are labballs??

[serene vine]

That album is all good

[gentle peak]

pls help

[calm yoke]

Lamballs are sheep like pals you can find when you start the game

[vestal lark]

Yup. Im dusting off the Beast and pulling up my 90s music for tomorrow

[vestal lark]

Earth will sue palworld for calling them sheep

[serene vine]

grunge gang rise

[spring jay]

yeah, i said that the first 2 cards from the 3° row, are they really necessary? since that are "special" status/habilities (lucky and boss).
Amazing cards styles by the way, i really like that style

[vestal lark]

Shit dookie at the top of that playlist

skip american idiot

[serene vine]

I prefer Bush

[vestal lark]

Might listen to some Cranberries, but thats hit or miss with me.

[small berry]

Arctic monkeys

[serene vine]

I saw her Live in 2014 before she died

[vestal lark]

😦

[small berry]

SOAD, LP, Pendulum

[vestal lark]

https://tenor.com/view/sanford-fred-heart-attack-nervous-gif-24657978

[distant pier]

not really, I don't have any actual mechanics just ideas. so theres probably alot thats not neaded

[serene vine]

It's one of my gf's favourite bands, cranberries

[vestal lark]

mine too...but i cant listen to them

[serene vine]

Promises is peak

[vestal lark]

I'll sub for Wolves tribute. Her voice breaks my heart

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/nachos-adam-driver-about-to-eat-food-angry-gif-16695679

[spring jay]

i really would like to see a full game/mechanics with your card style, i think it would be really cool.
i also have some mechanics ideas for a palworld card game.

[vestal lark]

I was supposed to watch her studio recording of Zombie with bad wolves...

[serene vine]

if you're a millenial into that skater rock vibe i recomend you listen to Guano Apes

[vestal lark]

God no.

my music tastes lie far outside the norm.

[serene vine]

what i just recomended is not the norm

skater emos weren't exacly the norm lol

[vestal lark]

something new i listen to is that country gitup shit

country with a backbeat.

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/yee-yeet-yes-stop-ok-gif-13351885

[serene vine]

country?

hmmge

[vestal lark]

Its...not country...tis kind of a mix between hiphop country and rock

[serene vine]

so, country new metal?

[vestal lark]

Its not metal. One moment

[serene vine]

hip hop + rock = new metal

[vestal lark]

https://youtu.be/DT4kQlM5xuE

[serene vine]

Thats how Limp Bizkit and Likin Park were born

[vestal lark]

I didnt mean hiphop and rock mixed. LOL!

This is country hiphop

[small berry]

Nu-metal

[serene vine]

nuh... im not into this comercial hip hop thing

[serene vine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JJAXwAaA2w

[vestal lark]

A couple of the songs are okay. But....if im average listening to music...it could be anything from johnny cash, david wilcox, jefferson airplane, guns and roses (Pre-90s), metallica (NO FUCKING LOU REED, NO ST ANGER)

[gusty lantern]

I tapped my brothers phone and he was listening to taylor

[vestal lark]

i do know placebo

[small berry]

Fox Stevenson is my thing right now

[serene vine]

im a fokin 2000 teen bro. This is my jam

[small berry]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fv3hopI6OLA&pp=ygUXZm94IHN0ZXZlbnNvbiBnb29kIHRpbWU%3D

[vestal lark]

I cant post a song....

its by In This Moment, and (A promiscuous woman)

[vestal lark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gCjJC_INNE
The only good time!

lemme roll a fat one for the marley guitar sounds

[small berry]

There's no ganja related pals, SMH

[vestal lark]

Ever watch Depresso pretend to mine? That MF high

[serene vine]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-pt/track/1L94M3KIu7QluZe63g64rv?si=919d4a5e276f4f50

[vestal lark]

uhhhhh....

[serene vine]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[vestal lark]

pearl jam rocks

[serene vine]

yessir

[vestal lark]

I think i got a song for you. you like rock yeh?

[serene vine]

I like almost everything. Except rapp and hip hop

[vestal lark]

this is a local group for me.

[fleet sparrow]

Shet can't post my cat pictures

[small berry]

NF, Token, Hopsin, cmon

those are actual MCs

[vestal lark]

the music video has drunk jesus stumbling around, i'll find it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D08JPpCdw2k

[serene vine]

sounds a lot like a tamed punk rock like the American Pie OST

[vestal lark]

early 2000s

[fleet sparrow]

Palworld charge blade when?

[serene vine]

I dont like hip hop, rap, kizomba, funaná, reggaton. Ew... ew

[vestal lark]

AGAIN! MY MOTHER! She KNEW bob noxious was 2 blocks away...and didnt tell me because she went to work and couldnt go

[small berry]

hip hop has nothing to do with those tho

those are different genres

[serene vine]

didnt say it did. I dont like these types

[small berry]

smh head

lyricism is lyricism

[vestal lark]

with regards to the urban influence on recent country...well its needed.

[fleet sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/charge-blade-drip-charge-blade-drip-charge-blade-swag-charge-blade-chad-gif-16395990760655278939

[vestal lark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbDM6-zOKig

This dudes an absolute RIOT

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/palworld-depresso-mining-pal-pal-world-gif-14704163334742062614

[vestal lark]

ya he high

[serene vine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndvWjNqZplY

[rapid marsh]

Nah, he just need more coffee on intravenous drip.

[vestal lark]

ivcd? This covered by insurance? -calls doctorb-

[vestal lark]

my doctor says that could kill me 😦

thank god canada has assisted suicide! LOAD ME UP!

[rapid marsh]

For us, perhaps, for pals, it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make.

https://tenor.com/view/sacrifice-evil-bosses-shrek-lord-farquaad-some-of-you-may-die-gif-16648565

[serene vine]

portugal has too. I voted against tho

[vestal lark]

roll into tims and open your iv bag "Filler up, double double"

[limber vine]

Woah, which game is that?

[rapid marsh]

Triple shot, no sugar.

[rapid marsh]

Xenoblade I think.

[vestal lark]

heads up some...person...is randomly adding palworld server people and offering really...REALLY...shadey hosting services with .ru domains

its sukmynuts or mynutssuck, something like that

[small berry]

mynutsuck lmao

[limber vine]

The moment people arrive randomly in your DM's offering things it's already 99% scam

[small berry]

I'm a crypto bro, can confirm

[vestal lark]

yes. but some poor soul who is uneducated might click it.

[limber vine]

Owyeah sure just confirming it 🙂

[vestal lark]

theres nothing the mods can do about it. its not happening here

Suknuts thats it

[wet mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gif-25651786

[vestal lark]

my mom once got a email saying she had a virus. called me after installing anydesk. I confiscated her computer for 2 weeks to wipe it

she lost 25,000$ the bank gave it back though

[serene vine]

Aethereum?

[rapid marsh]

Darwinism/ natural selection.

[vestal lark]

Computer crimes arent really darwinism. the people doing it are very smart and work hard to get the ones they can. Not like dumb donny diggin forks into power plugs.

or drinking bleech, in more recent news

[rapid marsh]

Not all are. Most are sitting in a room with dozens of others doing the dirty work of a person in charge

[vestal lark]

you gotta be convincing enough to convince a fool.

[wet mantle]

Don’t click links from strangers

#1 rule of the internet

[fleet sparrow]

I believe I can do everything if I have enough charisma added to the current me

[vestal lark]

My mom didnt listen LOL she learned her lesson, took me 20 minutes to wipe her pc. i just didnt give it back for 2 weeks. YOU GROUNDED!

[rapid marsh]

My brother did that with his laptop, I sealed the power port so he couldn’t charge it until he cleared it

[wet mantle]

Rizz up the competition

[fleet sparrow]

I test the link sometimes I copy it paste on incognito brave browser

[vestal lark]

they dont even have to be charasmatic. its not about how polite you are, its about how dangerous and threatening the world online is. you instill fear into a person who doesnt know any better. thats why it doesnt work on people who know computers

[wet mantle]

Or see if it has the S in HTTPS

The S stands for secure

[vestal lark]

90% of the microsoft virus calls...are threatening you with criminal action if you dont let them fix it

[fleet sparrow]

This one is old both https and http is not safe for me. They been teaching this stuff sinces gradeschool

[rapid marsh]

Or people who don’t have computers and enjoy keeping the bastards on the phone for an hour or two while “figuring out how to use the screen share application” 😆

[red verge]

Hallo mother father

[vestal lark]

i do that with VOS (Virtual operating system)

[rapid marsh]

I just do that normally on my phone, then ask them if the computer has to be plugged in first

[vestal lark]

How do i get windows? My screen shows C semicolon backslash

Dude be like...that old? CLICK

[rapid marsh]

Omg! Your in Dos system! 😆

Blue screen, with letters and stuff, how I get this working again 😆

[vestal lark]

Lemme load up BBS and get this started for you. KACHUNK (Sound of commodore 64 booting up with tape backup and 23.3kb modem

[rapid marsh]

Hold on, need to stop them using the phone, I’m on dial up. old dial up noises ensue

[vestal lark]

Ima win this right here, you ready?

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-gif-26049397

[vestal lark]

When you say "Im in windows" play "You've got mail.wav"

dude on the phone should lose his mind at that point

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/operation-teapot-nuke-nuclear-explosion-nuclear-test-nuclear-footage-gif-15618232923822161090

[vestal lark]

i actually did that to my moms pc, replaced the windows startup with you've got mail....she was pissed off at me

[autumn scarab]

how do u put image here or vid i am boosting server

[fleet sparrow]

I replaced the living room computer startup sound with multiple magic buff incantation and it's like 3 minute long

[vestal lark]

Imgur?

[autumn scarab]

wha?

[vestal lark]

Imgur. post the picture, copy link, paste link

[autumn scarab]

imgur? i dont understand

[vestal lark]

imgur.com

[fleet sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-no-image-perms-image-perms-image-perm-flex-gif-25321823

[autumn scarab]

oh ja! site

[fleet sparrow]

Meme channel got 30minute slowmode what blasphemy they committed there to be like that

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1167123687426764831/1204760020995014656/images.jpg?ex=65d5e734&is=65c37234&hm=f0eda03adcf3242fe06bd550939422041280b476cb9053d1bf4c7d9515a970d7&

My favorite snack

[radiant pebble]

The heck

[rapid marsh]

Got the inbox 😆 ok, that, is freaking gold 😆😆😆😆 deffo gotta try that

[fleet sparrow]

It got slight spice on it

[vestal lark]

Ya it was pretty racey, thats why it wont get posted here.

[gusty lantern]

Those are good

[radiant pebble]

Oh, i mean not gonna lie it looks pretty bad but what do i know ^^

[rapid marsh]

Probably best way to do it too 😏 tell ‘em it’s a relative of theirs in it 😆

[fleet sparrow]

Be great if I can have wholesale amount of it. Because it ain't cheap as potato chips

And the amount is low

[vestal lark]

I tell em the next time they double park their camel infront of my domicile, i'll have it toed.

[radiant pebble]

Pocky are banger

[gusty lantern]

They are

[scarlet juniper]

les serveur ne veul plus s'affiché pour moi

[vestal lark]

YO POCKIES!!!!!! Strawberry Shortcake Pocky rox my sox

[fleet sparrow]

Peppero and Pocky are bussin but I like most is strawberry chocolate apollo

[rapid marsh]

Might ask em how the BLTs are.

[radiant pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-hungry-cute-gif-15224193

[vestal lark]

Blasphemy Lettuce and tomators?

[rapid marsh]

Yes.

[vestal lark]

I misread that as pepperoni and pocky and was like...what the hell kind of thai market are we in here? (Totally valid, they also sell korean bbq dorritos there)

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/super-troopers-favre-delicious-its-delicious-gif-23119799

[fleet sparrow]

Yeah the android keyboard keeps auto spelling and auto grammar me

[vestal lark]

i started a show last night with Favre in it!! What was that called...

[fleet sparrow]

I mistakenly put pepperoni earlier

[vestal lark]

OH You edited it? Thats why i thought it said pepperoni LOL

[fleet sparrow]

Yep

[vestal lark]

Loudermilk

[fleet sparrow]

I wish dogs are slightly bigger so we can ride them like horse

[vestal lark]

icing sugar...omfg icing sugar, good lord, the icing sugar

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/super-trooprrs-gif-18848410

[fleet sparrow]

I bet if cats are big enough to ride they will hunt us instead

[vestal lark]

Yo, favre put on like 100 pounds! Hard to believe...but hes bloody massive now

[vestal lark]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-trailer-park-boys-tpb-bus-stomach-gif-13485127

[fleet sparrow]

Why is he shirtless in a public bussy

[vestal lark]

Randy gets rashes if he wears shirts

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/potatofairy-sleepy-frog-yawn-frog-potato-frog-potato-fairy-gif-1770239290531001970

[fleet sparrow]

I see understood

Cute frog looks good if you pan fry it

Or turn it to meat paste for gyouza

[small berry]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-scratching-nuts-gif-6429140231519519993

[vestal lark]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9trfmzoarNg @fleet sparrow

[fleet sparrow]

Now that reminds me of roasting rice cakes on open fire

[vestal lark]

This is gold!

that googlie eyed bastage

[fleet sparrow]

I still have no idea who is Randy first time seeing it

[vestal lark]

OH! Dont turn it on with impressionable ears around!!!!!

[vestal lark]

just keep watching. you'll see randy

~3 minutes in

[fleet sparrow]

Wtf there is another orange cat next to my cat is my cat multiplying I only have 1 orange cat

[vestal lark]

liquor and promiscuous women

Tight white pants is the gut that won the north

[vestal lark]

its a show called Trailer park boys, most canadian thing ive ever seen

[gusty lantern]

Assasin screed odyssey:D

[fleet sparrow]

Yep they went pvp almost hit my cat on the eye

It run off when I opened the glass sliding door

[vestal lark]

So randy in a nutshell: Former male prostitute becomes a trailer park assistant weekend supervisor working for his boyfriend, the drunk bastard jim lahey, and the people who live there are just wild

WAIT...that wasnt a palworld cat comment?

LOL! Ive had strays wonder in! https://imgur.com/a/OqZnfH5 Imagine wandering in and finding THAT

[fleet sparrow]

So randy is a hooker and works as serf for a trailer park?

*former hooker

[vestal lark]

not a slave. maintenance and security. and the verdict isnt in on former

[fleet sparrow]

I see. Yeah it was a stay cat with angled shorter tail who attacked my cat with straight tail they look really similar my cat got UTI and boogers

[vestal lark]

https://imgur.com/a/xzac1o2

had a cat walk in and found HIM, size for comparison

[fleet sparrow]

Yeah my other cat is also black they both blood brother or maybe father and son at the same time I used to have two female cats but they both died

[vestal lark]

King 45 pound battletank maine coon named garfield. he tore that strays ass UP

if he wanted to scrap me, he'd sit on his haunches and throw fists like a hockey player

[fleet sparrow]

My cats are weak on fighting even tho they can eat whenever they want they still slim they don't seem to have parasite problem

[cyan acorn]

hi

[vestal lark]

at 45 pounds, he couldnt lose to a domestic feline averaging 10-15

[cyan acorn]

i need help my save in palworld suddenly is gonna can someone help me in finding it

[vestal lark]

if you dont know much about maine coons, they are domesticated wildcats

[fleet sparrow]

My cats mother keeps giving birth to unfinished kittens no fur just fetus just bury it next to neighbours wall

[vestal lark]

.......

[fleet sparrow]

It was a miracle I even got two cats on different liter batches

[vestal lark]

What the FUCK is wrong with people?

[fleet sparrow]

Yeah they mom name is called victim the orange one is name stray and black cat is daryun

[vestal lark]

im done on the internet folks. Yall have a good day. Tuna...you're just...ya theres no 1 week. i'll never unblock you.

[storm tide]

Hi 😁 I wonder if mines and traps work on people from other guilds and their pals ?

[fleet sparrow]

I think I've seen screenshots it worked for human enemy

[winter swan]

That's a not a very funny joke. Does it even count as dark humor at this point.

[vestal lark]

it wasnt funny to begin with. I'm screenshotting it and getting it to a mod.

[winter swan]

Well yeah, there no punch line or set up. Just saying something shocking to get a reaction

[vestal lark]

Aint gonna be the reaction they want, i promise you that

[winter steppe]

Why keep allowing your cat to have kittens, get it fixed. You sound like an irresponsible pet owner

[fluid swift]

womp womp

[vestal lark]

Please dont instigate that

[small berry]

not even Palworld goes so far