off-topic

[sweet swallow]

Israel

[tight widget]

wat 😟

o

[wet mantle]

Can’t make the same joke twice in one night

[spice ember]

that was bad and you should feel bad

[sweet swallow]

But ye living here do be nice
The phalaphel is tasty

🥙

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/slime-rimuru-jump-gif-12925846

[wet mantle]

W anime

[sweet swallow]

So guys question

[wet mantle]

No

[rapid marsh]

That’s easy.
Best way to chaos it- I need glasses, I can’t see the names of those I blocked

[sweet swallow]

In theory- could i genetically mutate the pals

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pump-gif-22657983

[median grotto]

Yes

[sweet swallow]

Also is the game still in development lol i am guessing it is considering all the bugs

Wait i am stupid it legit says beta

[rapid marsh]

Game preview/ so yes

[sweet swallow]

Ohhhh~ time to combine fire and water pals to create a pal with never ending pain

[median grotto]

You need to change the owo to uwu cuz your eyes seem closes

[sweet swallow]

:(

[plucky shuttle]

I need palworld plushies

[median grotto]

There are some ones you can do but you need the specific pair

[wet mantle]

They look like they are making trading cards

[sweet swallow]

Btw question, how to farm pal fluids

Is the only way killing pals

Cause thats slow af to get

[median grotto]

Water pals

[sweet swallow]

Can i like farm it somehow lol

[wet mantle]

Go to the ruins by the beach in the beginning area and kill all water types

[plucky shuttle]

capturing to , but try killing / capturing the flying manta's , they are really good for fluid early

[median grotto]

The merchant

[wet mantle]

Past chillet

Hell yeah

[sweet swallow]

Hmm ok thanks

[sweet swallow]

Ohhh good idea

[tacit ember]

You could infinitely breed a low tier water pal and butcher all of them

[sweet swallow]

I sold some humans earlier so i got money

[wet mantle]

I need to get the original so when it blows up and continues I’ll have original cards

[mild knot]

https://tenor.com/view/wearing-gloves-doubleblind-putting-on-gloves-stretching-gloves-hands-gif-25362291

[wet mantle]

Sus

[rapid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sus-suspicious-hmm-hmmmm-hmmm-gif-24729433

[wet mantle]

Idk

[cyan acorn]

I keep yawning

[wet mantle]

Fking sleep

[mild knot]

I should also sleep

[wet mantle]

You said you were going to sleep 20 minutes ago

I think

[mild knot]

But sleep is for sheep

[wet mantle]

I’d love to sleep but night shift

[cyan acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-tired-frieren-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-sousou-no-frieren-gif-1254974866802239683

[mild knot]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-sheep-excited-to-gif-19602622

[cyan acorn]

Gnight

[wet mantle]

I must be a sheep then

[wet mantle]

Night

[mild knot]

Nini y'all

[wet mantle]

Cya

Chat ded

[plucky shuttle]

was it ever alive ?

[amber pollen]

5 am

i go to bed around 10 am

[cyan acorn]

Not I. I have to be ready too sleep at 10pm Monday and Wednesday

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/vampire-awake-gif-13648027

[gray oak]

Pahl whirl

[junior hawk]

Anyone else get put in a timeout for telling the Australian guy what the C word was?

[upbeat pulsar]

Hello good mornin peoples and no

Just u probably

Unless there were more than one person

[subtle prawn]

Hello !

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-my-neighbors-eddie-murphy-arsenio-hall-semmi-prince-akeem-gif-19322492

[subtle prawn]

Lol

[upbeat pulsar]

XD

[hollow tree]

I got a notebook to keep trap of commissions and there’s cute axolotl stickers and oooomg I bought them from temu for like a pound

[cosmic locust]

Instead of that just say sliz, it's cultural.

and not technically a real word

[junior hawk]

Bro I ain’t never saying a bad word again. Just gonna be nice af from now on

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/dragons-and-things-datdragonshow-paizo-pathfinder-loopholes-gif-12024243

[cyan acorn]

Pal sleep and meal service

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-zim-invader-zim-invader-you-lie-gif-5329317

[junior hawk]

Honestly I shouldn’t even be here associating with all you bad influences. But I’m outta books to read for a few weeks so I have no other options.

[maiden marten]

Howdy

[junior hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/see-ya-shea-brennan-sam-elliott-1883-see-you-gif-24935928

[novel patio]

why don’t yoy go pay some underpaid employees wages

[cosmic locust]

Torrent some E-books and throw them on a Paperwhite, that's what I did

[junior hawk]

Cause I’m at work

[cosmic locust]

Im currently half-way through Stranger in a Strange world, on my crusade to finish a banned-books list

[junior hawk]

Idk what that means. I usually use the kindle app on my phone.

Banned books?

[cosmic locust]

Stranger in a Strange world is like reverse John Carter .. with heavily-dated sexist overtones.

[arctic sleet]

ever read kafka on the shore?

[junior hawk]

I have not

[arctic sleet]

its great tbh idk but the author is a certified perv😭😭😭

[cosmic locust]

all authors are pervs

[arctic sleet]

yeah but murakami is the worse of the bunch😭😭😭

[junior hawk]

Wait is that like one of those harem novels? I don’t really read that shit

[arctic sleet]

oh and colonel sanders makes an appearance in the book as an interdimensional pimp who walks fast

[cosmic locust]

In fairness though, if I was stuck on an island that spent 90% of its time being isolationist and 10% being irradiated .. i'd likely come up with some skronked-up stuff too

[junior hawk]

I’m gonna be honest. That kinda makes things more interesting lol

[cosmic locust]

I keed

[cosmic locust]

Yeah, that seems about right

[junior hawk]

I should right a book

Write*

[cosmic locust]

and you failed spectatularly in less time than it takes a modern-day airbag to deploy in a volkswagen cabrio

Bravo sir

https://tenor.com/view/bravo-applause-round-of-standing-gif-20790999

[junior hawk]

I have this great idea about a young man who finds out he has magic powers and is whisked away to a school to learn how to properly use them

[upbeat pulsar]

Interesting

[cosmic locust]

We'll call it Larry Plopper and the Magicians Mineral

[junior hawk]

But he has to put up with this old evil dude who looks like a lizard who’s already failed to kill him once

The Boy who didn’t Die

[cosmic locust]

The lad who didn't get-got

[junior hawk]

I’m using that

[cosmic locust]

Go for it

and instead of wands they use varying degrees of 3rd-party Wiimotes

Ron gets the EB-games brand

[junior hawk]

You mean Don?

[cosmic locust]

RIGHT.. 'don'

'Don Snizzly'

[junior hawk]

Nah for real though. I think I am gonna start writing. Worst case scenario my book is a huge hit and I develop a drug addiction

[cosmic locust]

While we're at it, we can write an alternate universe book about a midget who has to return cursed jewelry to a volcano.
"Lawd of the Bling. A timeless tale where Froho F***ins needs to team up with Slamdalf the Cray to return the One Bling to Mount Coom and save Midwestern Erf"

[upbeat pulsar]

If you want to write a book do it, I have many friends who are in the process of publishing theirs

[cosmic locust]

Trust me, we are being 100% facetious

[upbeat pulsar]

Imma have to search the word I just woke up and have no idea what that means xD

[junior hawk]

I’m only being 42% facetious, I’ve been considering writing for awhile now

[cosmic locust]

Facetious: Insincere, humorously sarcastic, jokingly.

[upbeat pulsar]

Ah okay

[junior hawk]

I spend like 7 hours a day at work reading

I could easily just start writing instead if I can just put discord away for 10 gd minutes

[cosmic locust]

I'm debating on retiring super-early (<40)

[junior hawk]

Fuck that would be nice

[cosmic locust]

Spent 13 years as a mechanic, 3 years building nuclear fuel, 2 years in the military
I think i'm good on the "Do the world" - thing.

[cyan acorn]

is it me or we need bigger updates? For some reason couple of updates they dished out we're pretty small for such a " big game with soo many thing tha are not working"

[upbeat pulsar]

I'm only 22 (23) this year, so retiring is a long ways away

[cosmic locust]

Never had to rely on Youtubing or OnlyFans'ing

So I feel pretty good about my life

[junior hawk]

Big updates take time and the games been out for like a week lol

[upbeat pulsar]

It's just got out give some time

[junior hawk]

Only Fans is another thing I’ve considered

[cosmic locust]

OnlyFans is the moral Welfare check of jobs.

Just saying

[sand garden]

Does anyone have seen Men in Black (1997)?

[cosmic locust]

eyup

[junior hawk]

Idc what it is. I’m just tired of not being my own boss.

[upbeat pulsar]

Onlyfans I already got but no content yet xD it pays better than most jobs though for people so yknow

[cosmic locust]

So learn a trade

[sand garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575947493922177054/1201495766007550002/2024-01-29_20.55.00_www.imdb.com_0fbcd579c701.jpg?ex=65ca0721&is=65b79221&hm=2b544b1b132d7bc176ac839d561c41e0bdf9dbc835a95ba118af3e7c34ed0c85&

[upbeat pulsar]

Scene looks familiar

[sand garden]

Oh man, it feels good watching a nice movie of the 90s.

[junior hawk]

Ive learned most aspects of construction I just ain’t about that life anymore. Fuck drywall bro.

[wide flax]

Except 90% of creators get no fans and waste their time yup

[upbeat pulsar]

Most of the woman are fake lets be real

[cosmic locust]

Rephrasing:
"Learn a trade that you LIKE"

[upbeat pulsar]

If they don't know what they're doing

[junior hawk]

That’s where the writing comes in

[upbeat pulsar]

That and lots of plastic surgery

[wide flax]

Which is about 90% of the general public 👀

[cosmic locust]

Then do that.

[upbeat pulsar]

You'd be surprised even mothers can do it

[junior hawk]

I would like to develop games but I got kids and I’m the only source of income. Makes school kinda hard.

[cosmic locust]

At least you're contributing to Society and Cultural Achievement with writing a book.

[wide flax]

Mothers are the most popular category, doesn't surprise me in the slightest

[cosmic locust]

OnlyFans is where stupid people go to give up on being human.

[upbeat pulsar]

Who likes being human anyway xD

[junior hawk]

Bro if I could get rich off of selling my body I would do it in a heartbeat

[naive cosmos]

being humans overrated

[cosmic locust]

...and become a butthole with subscriber benefits

[upbeat pulsar]

It is the most boring life xD

[junior hawk]

Is that the uncle from breaking bad?

Tucos uncle

[upbeat pulsar]

U are born, u work, u die, the process continues

[wide flax]

That's the live action BFG

[cosmic locust]

lol .. those are the people i'm eating first when society collapses.

[upbeat pulsar]

Jobs don't pay enough, says me who can't afford my own home xD

That it sucks

XD

[naive cosmos]

It's way too expensive

[upbeat pulsar]

I'd rather be an animal, they don't have to worry about all this human stuff

[junior hawk]

They really don’t when you look at the actual time investment. My life ain’t gonna be long enough to deal with this shit.

[wide flax]

gets hunted immediately

[cosmic locust]

and miss out on things like Palworld and John Wick?
nahhhhh

[upbeat pulsar]

That's another problem with humans xD

[novel patio]

wait did my comment really start a tipping discussion again

[cosmic locust]

lol.. because no other animals on earth engage in hunting behavior?

[naive cosmos]

Seems like it @novel patio

[cosmic locust]

I'm confused

[upbeat pulsar]

No because they hunt to extinction

X3

[novel patio]

Classic boomer Stpaddy

[cosmic locust]

So does every invasive species

Ask australia how that works

[junior hawk]

Literally nobody is discussing tipping except you! And I’m a millennial!

[upbeat pulsar]

Where the tipping idea come from lol

[wide flax]

I usually click custom and enter a negative amount in the Tip box just in case it works (does sometimes)

[junior hawk]

Silk is obsessed with the downfall of tipping culture

[cosmic locust]

Same

[cosmic locust]

"Tipping-culture"?

[kindred needle]

Hello

[junior hawk]

Tipping your waitress

[amber pollen]

yo

[cosmic locust]

Oh, you mean Gratuities.

[junior hawk]

Yeah

[cosmic locust]

Isn't that considered offensive in literally every country on the planet?

..except for the states?

[upbeat pulsar]

Tips are nice..says me who also worked as a waitress, sometimes the job is hard and the people are snobby

[junior hawk]

It’s pretty standard practice in the states.

Whenever people are serving you

[solemn moon]

i’m offended that tips are usually expected

[cosmic locust]

I was fairly certain that in most countries, leaving a 'tip' is saying 'I don't think you earn enough to sustain yourself.'

and is considered rude

[stiff rock]

the sparkling icon on stone is it there just to indicate that its mineable or is it meant to be like rust where you mine faster cause it doesnt work most of the time when you try to hit it

[upbeat pulsar]

In the uk we appreciate it, esspecially from bigger amounts of customers..like a table of 6 to 8 for example, sometimes they are considerate and sometimes they don't leave anything at all but are rude instead

[junior hawk]

Nah we don’t see it like that. It’s more just thanks for serving me and you did a good job.

[median grotto]

It depends some places its seen that way in others is a reward for a good job

[cosmic locust]

Here's a crazy idea;
Increase the pay of waiters and waitresses.

:0

[upbeat pulsar]

Very good idea but unfortunately very impossible

[junior hawk]

It’s also incentive to fill positions that people otherwise wouldn’t want.

[junior hawk]

We’d still tip because it’s not a matter of wage.

[median grotto]

My friend was living in amsterdam and made almost 3k a month with tips and salary

[upbeat pulsar]

I now work as a kitchen porter...so don't gotta deal with customers but I get a split of the tips

[junior hawk]

I was a delivery driver for Jimmy John’s and made more than management.

[median grotto]

Yeah my friend was in kichen too

[upbeat pulsar]

I be standing up all day or all night cleaning every dish every cutlery every pot every pan

No break

[cosmic locust]

I stopped ordering Jimmy Johns

[solemn moon]

i used to work on grill at a bar n grill sorta thing and the waitresses at the bar jus always got the tips lol

[junior hawk]

Fuck me he did start another tipping debate. @novel patio

That guys good

[median grotto]

Xd

[upbeat pulsar]

Typical chat pattern xD

[cosmic locust]

Mostly when the sandwich in the Advert shows it overflowing with meat and cheese, yet I get delivered the Ethiopian-special with ONE slice of f***ing ham and half a kraft-slice on cold-ass-bread.

Jimmy John's pulling a bait-n'-switch

fr

[hollow tree]

Don’t talk about food

[cosmic locust]

No.

[hollow tree]

I’m actually starving I’ll take the Ethiopian sandwich

[junior hawk]

Food like gyros?

I fuckin love gyros

[upbeat pulsar]

Cheesy chips/fries

[cosmic locust]

Steak

[upbeat pulsar]

Blue steak (the best)

[cosmic locust]

B A S E D

[cyan acorn]

omg food im hungry now

[upbeat pulsar]

And liver and heart

[cyan acorn]

wtf is blue steak

[upbeat pulsar]

Good sources of iron

[cosmic locust]

We are friends now.

[cosmic locust]

Borderline Raw

[upbeat pulsar]

Just sealed steak like rare but rarer

Juicy

[cyan acorn]

ohhhh

ion eat red meat so

but ngl

[cosmic locust]

One thing I can guarantee no one here has had..

[cyan acorn]

i be cheatin wit a good piece every now n then

[cosmic locust]

Scrapple

[hollow tree]

Maaaaan

[upbeat pulsar]

Steak cooked to well done tastes like garbage most of the time

[cosmic locust]

Scrapple is pure f***ing bliss

[cyan acorn]

Wha bout fish omgg i wanna try more fish no?

[cosmic locust]

It could solve the middle east problem overnight

[cyan acorn]

like salmon probably the best ive had honestly

[amber pollen]

woman

[upbeat pulsar]

Fish is nice my childhood fave is cockles

Literally their name

[cosmic locust]

Nergle

[cyan acorn]

Ouhh cockles ? i nvr heard that one

imma try it

[junior hawk]

What do you mean?

[cosmic locust]

Can't eat fish. Used to .. A LOT.. now i'm allergic.
Started with Shellfish, moved to Seafish, then freshwater fish.

[cyan acorn]

see ive nvr had clam shell i dont think

[odd raptor]

I had to look up cockles, never heard of it

[upbeat pulsar]

I also love smoked salmon now tried it once at work and need more

[junior hawk]

Oh I don’t anymore. But I cleared over 100$ a day from tips alone when I did. So I survived very well.

[cosmic locust]

...one of these days I ought to see if i'm still allergic

[upbeat pulsar]

I get less tips than that xD 20 at most

[cyan acorn]

im hungry now

Okay but fried alligator?

[cosmic locust]

just roll up into a seafood restaraunt with an epipen and say, "My man, i'm rolling the dice.."

[hollow tree]

Time to draw the partners OC with his killamari and Flambelle

[odd raptor]

Fried alligator is where it’s at

Fry up some catfish with it too

[upbeat pulsar]

Never tried it but tried kangaroo that's yum

[junior hawk]

At least your gas is covered lol

[hollow tree]

My vape died at work so I’m scuppered as well

[upbeat pulsar]

Don't own a car lol

[cosmic locust]

Tyrannosaurus Deer

[hollow tree]

Have mercy

[cyan acorn]

yass i love gator catfish

[junior hawk]

I practically live on catfish through the season

[cosmic locust]

I've never had catfish

[cyan acorn]

Alright..,

Kangaroo

[upbeat pulsar]

Can't afford a car not even a home, I have only got like 600 in my bank right now

[cyan acorn]

ion knoooo😭

[odd raptor]

I catch and cook most my catfish but it’s not the same as catfish from the south

[junior hawk]

Catfish is good eating

[cosmic locust]

My favorite fish dish is Flame-Seared Mahi-Mahi with lemon

[odd raptor]

I’m lucky to find gator up here

[cosmic locust]

SO good

[civic topaz]

anyone infinite loading screen?

[upbeat pulsar]

Not of my own, just live with family

Who also want my money

[cyan acorn]

where you be at karma?

mood lol

[amber pollen]

what is?

[odd raptor]

I live In New England but I’m from Louisiana

[upbeat pulsar]

I live in the cornwall part of the uk

[cyan acorn]

nuhh huh yall so cool im in freakin Ks

[odd raptor]

In my state every dang town is named after one from the UK

almost every lol

[upbeat pulsar]

A chav?

I've only heard that word once in a blue moon xD mostly from or towards guys

[somber roost]

chav

love that word

[cyan acorn]

them british dudes be so potent 😭you a know they from uk fsfs

[queen vale]

Do young people even use chav these days? Do they have a new word for it

[cyan acorn]

mfs so proud

[somber roost]

roadman

[cyan acorn]

nah im playin

[upbeat pulsar]

British dudes are the reason I'm single

[somber roost]

thats more used

[odd raptor]

💀

[cyan acorn]

💀

[cosmic locust]

Fun Fact: (Well not fun.. actually morbid and depressing..)
The average net income of someone on minimum wage in the 1920's was roughly 40% of the total cost of a 2 bedroom 1 bath house.
It is now <13%
Meaning it was over 480% easier to own a house during the Great Depression than today.

Mortgage also comes from French, meaning "Death Pledge"

[odd raptor]

I love my British friends in my place but they’re humor can be dry af

It’s amusing

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

[odd raptor]

It’s not as busy as here though

[upbeat pulsar]

I don't even have any friends down here because they were all my old school and college bullies xD

[queen vale]

Our humour is fine thank you, and it's the only dry thing over here at the moment

[amber pollen]

well im gonna crash night everyone

[cyan acorn]

Lets be homies yall add me up lols 💀

[odd raptor]

For realz

[cyan acorn]

i gotta interview in 3 hours

wish me luck

before u crash

[upbeat pulsar]

Goodluck

[queen vale]

Good luck

[odd raptor]

I like the girl who has half my real name in her name here lol

[cosmic locust]

Good luck, welcome to the Machine.

[upbeat pulsar]

No one has my real name here but take a guess it means aunt in spanish

XD

[cyan acorn]

TITI

[odd raptor]

If I only knew Spanish 😂

Mines just plain ol Lexie

[upbeat pulsar]

Wrong tag but yes

[cosmic locust]

Tia

[cyan acorn]

im half puerto rican n still dont know dont feel bad

[upbeat pulsar]

I wanna change it to lex

My favourite character has it

In aliens vs predator

Lex woods

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/luthor-lex-lex-luthor-wonderwoman-wonder-woman-gif-1356676733338768527

[cyan acorn]

whatta good series

[odd raptor]

Ahhhhhh lex woods, that’s a first for me, never met anyone wanting to be named that

I get called lex Luther all the time or Lexus

[cosmic locust]

"Luthor"

[upbeat pulsar]

I have alcohol named after my real name xD the kind of alcohol I hate

[queen vale]

If we insult you, does that mean we're Lex Offenders?

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-cant-breathe-meme-gif-24333322

[odd raptor]

Especially the gross jokes from the men who are like “ LeT mE rIdE yOu LiKe A lExUs” 🤮

[severe hornet]

Luthor Lex

[upbeat pulsar]

People call me Alex and get it wrong lol...just no...don't wanna be named after one of my exes

[odd raptor]

That’s actually quite clever

[queen vale]

Just reply saying "sure, can you handle a stick shift?" and watch them break

[odd raptor]

💀💀💀

[upbeat pulsar]

I like that one

[odd raptor]

I get that from the ol folks who can’t say Lexie for some reason

[cosmic locust]

Just fire back with, "Just because your parents were willing to put up with the bronze-medal doesn't mean <I> am.."

[upbeat pulsar]

Ohdear lol

[odd raptor]

It’s alright most of the time they’re cute so I let em get away with it

[quartz magnet]

Good mornin frens

[upbeat pulsar]

More people get my gender wrong than my name though luckily

[odd raptor]

Am I one of them 😭

[upbeat pulsar]

Some call me a male when I'm female xD that one makes me laugh

[odd raptor]

Omg I was right good good

[cyan acorn]

nowadays it do be like that

tho

[queen vale]

I just assume "Probably Organic entity" and leave it at that these days to be honest

[odd raptor]

It’s the Italians or French that call men alexia right? Or alexi or something

[junior hawk]

Old people suck at names, that’s why they’re all named Karen, John, and Susan.

[upbeat pulsar]

My French ex fiance has a friend called alexi

[cosmic locust]

Before I joined the Army I was confused for a blonde chick constantly.
Then between the military and becoming a mechanic, I gained 80lbs, the ability to dead-lift GM Hydromatic 400-Series transmissions and lost my hair to cancer
Now i look like a cross between lex luthor and agent 47.

[quartz magnet]

good mornin to everyone besides Jihadi

[cyan acorn]

aw man

them blodes

[odd raptor]

I’m trying to think of the guy from stranger things I think he was French lol

Was stranger things right? Or the walking dead, I can’t keep up

[upbeat pulsar]

I don't know lol

[cyan acorn]

stranger things so good

[odd raptor]

Or just plain ol boomer lol

[cosmic locust]

Don't know if it was the 16 injections I got in basic or what, but the muscle came FAST

[upbeat pulsar]

I just watch fantasy Korean or Chinese dramas nowadays I have no idea

[odd raptor]

GIRL HAVE YOU WATCHED THE UNTAMED

it’s one of my favs

[cyan acorn]

atleast ur not waiting on the next halo...

[upbeat pulsar]

Not yet

[cyan acorn]

season...

[odd raptor]

Sorry got excited

[cyan acorn]

whas some good to watch yall💀

[queen vale]

Just give up on the Halo TV Fanfiction

[upbeat pulsar]

I am friends with many

[cosmic locust]

That series sucked mung out of a hotel room carpet.

[odd raptor]

Watch Saltburn

[cyan acorn]

YK WHAT FALLOUT ABOUT TO HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM SO HUSH

[junior hawk]

I’ve only ever called one person boomer and he’s younger than me lol. He got them boomer hands though.

[upbeat pulsar]

Also this isn't my drawing I snagged it up for free in a your character here post

If it was id be rich...its good quality

[cyan acorn]

imma look it up rq

[odd raptor]

I’ve gotten called a boomer and im only 33 😑

[cosmic locust]

Not rich but i AM debt-free

[upbeat pulsar]

I draw from my dreams or imagination or representations of myself

[junior hawk]

Being debt free is Fuckin great

[odd raptor]

If you’re into mind fcuk that’s it

[cosmic locust]

The guy with "Jihadi" calling someone unironically "boomer" is both Ironic AND hilariously trite.

[cyan acorn]

i actually fw comedy i might tappin what does it stream on?

[quartz magnet]

lol

[torpid obsidian]

is there a palworld general chat?

[cyan acorn]

it said it was kinda comedy

im 23 👏🏽

[junior hawk]

Lmao

[cosmic locust]

The only thing funnier would be someone firing back with, "Easy with that explosive temper, Jihadi.."

[cyan acorn]

real artist type shi

[queen vale]

Don't blow things out of proportion

[cosmic locust]

ha, beat you to it..

[upbeat pulsar]

Yeh since I was a kid...started off painting but lost those

[queen vale]

Mine was a reply to you 😛

[upbeat pulsar]

Idk where they are now

[queen vale]

But jihadi be picky about it

[cosmic locust]

Oh.
.. you gonna feel real stupid when Neigh Neigh's career blows up.

I'm on fire today.

[upbeat pulsar]

I can't even show my art no pic perms xD I would've shown the fanart i did for love between fairy and devil

[bitter relic]

@torpid obsidian go for Palworld in id:customize

[cyan acorn]

honestly same but i started drawing n kinda dabbled with everything

[odd raptor]

Netflix loool you should watch the brothers sun! That was funny and action packed

[torpid obsidian]

got it ty

[cosmic locust]

I got a joke

[odd raptor]

Dabble some dabs you’ll be drawing beautifully like you never have before

[cosmic locust]

@uneven lake What do you call a Muslim Cyber Terrorist?

[junior hawk]

Am I the only one that thinks modern tv is subpar?

[upbeat pulsar]

It's a Chinese drama

[junior hawk]

Am I getting old

[cosmic locust]

An E-Mooji

ayyyy

[cyan acorn]

its all about that flower

herb type shi

[odd raptor]

I’m assuming yall are younger than me

[cosmic locust]

"Wallahi"

[upbeat pulsar]

I'm 23 this year so yes

[odd raptor]

I gotta get ready for work tho kiddos I’ll see yall in a bit

[cyan acorn]

byesss

hey you 23 to?

[junior hawk]

Calling people kiddos is a good way to get yourself labeled a boomer

[odd raptor]

I just turned 33 so a decade apart. Man I miss those days

[quartz magnet]

cya Karma

[odd raptor]

Shhh I know.

[cyan acorn]

does 23 not feel like shit to you as well or

[upbeat pulsar]

I am hating it xD

I still get treated like a damn child

[odd raptor]

You’ll miss it when you’re a fossil like me 😂

[cyan acorn]

oh no a fossil💀

[junior hawk]

Bro that check engine light comes on around 30

[quartz magnet]

im almost 31 shes right

[odd raptor]

Take one step up a staircase and you’re like damn what just pulled 💀

[upbeat pulsar]

I keep getting white hairs xD so...not even joking

I kept one

[cosmic locust]

Mine tried to.

[cyan acorn]

ME TO

no like

[odd raptor]

Ayyeee 30s gang. We still act like we’re in our 20s but our bodies don’t agree

[cosmic locust]

With four 40x25mm tumors around my heart.

I called them "Larry, Moe, Curly and Shemp"

[cyan acorn]

imagine gettin ur hair braided n you got a white patch up front 😭

[upbeat pulsar]

Me at work...no sitting no break constantly standing and cleaning everything that's dirty

[cosmic locust]

Shemp was the biopsy

Rip Shemp

[upbeat pulsar]

Worse if theres more tables/customers

Last minute walk ins too

[cyan acorn]

you work food restaurant?

[cosmic locust]

100% clear now though.

[upbeat pulsar]

Yeh I'm a kitchen porter I clean everything dirty

[junior hawk]

Meanwhile I’m in a breakroom for 7 hours of an 8 hour shift bored and on discord

[quartz magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-armstrong-raiden-handshake-gif-25514798

[queen vale]

Tourist Coach pulls up

[cosmic locust]

Weak-ass cancer didn't bring it's A-game

[cyan acorn]

ive worked food since 14 so probably around 8 years now i feel you

[junior hawk]

Bro I bet ass cancer sucked

[upbeat pulsar]

And then after that I gotta walk back UP a hill next to the pub to get to home

[odd raptor]

You sure you’re not in your 30s?

[cosmic locust]

Eh, yes and no.
Honestly, GETTING the diagnosis was the worst part. I fortunately got diagnosed early (and completely by accident) so I just kept my spirits up with humor.

[upbeat pulsar]

XD haha I feel it but I'm not, I hate back pains and leg pains and everything else

My knees sometimes feel like they give up sometimes gotta stop walking to fix it

[junior hawk]

Nothing like joking about a very serious and life threatening DLC

[cosmic locust]

The whole thing of getting a neck-up CT scan, and having them come out into the waiting room saying, ".. we need to run a full-torso scan.."

that sucked

[cyan acorn]

dlc

[cosmic locust]

Because afterwards I was like, "Okay.. why?.."
and the response was,
"It looks like Lymphoma"

So that was a f***ing bombshell

[naive cosmos]

I was put in the hospital for leg issues and I just kept making humor that they'll give me a peg leg if i lose it xD

[queen vale]

Oof

[junior hawk]

What’s lymphoma

[queen vale]

No sugar coating there

[upbeat pulsar]

Cancer is not too fun I'm glad if anyone survives it I lost somebody in my family from it

[naive cosmos]

Humor is best way to keep your spirits high

[cyan acorn]

tru

same sickness

[queen vale]

A real bitch of a type of cancer in your Lymphatic system, which is all over the body

[cyan acorn]

sickness sucks

[upbeat pulsar]

I've been to the doctors for many reasons, one of which was because I fainted and passed out in the shower, said if it happened again I would need a brain scan and blood tests...hasn't happened again luckily

[cyan acorn]

wait if any yall be on craftopia add me up or ping me sometime well get on i have nobody to play it with anymore

[naive cosmos]

have you checked out GDQ? They do charity speedrun streams mid January and June/July. The one just gone was for cancer research

[upbeat pulsar]

I've not heard of it sadly

[naive cosmos]

It's really cool

[queen vale]

GDQ - Games Done Quick

[cosmic locust]

So the TL;dr of the whole stupid thing was;
My body started producing White Bloodcells (Leukocytes) that were super roided-out, lost their IFF (the ability to distinguish between things they SHOULD attack and things they SHOULDN'T) and also lost the ability to self-destruct and started reproducing rampantly.

[Even MORE Tl;dr]

White Bloodcells: "DRINK PRIME, DRINK PRIME, DRINK PRIME, DRINK PRIME!"
Body: "Woah woah WOAH... chill tf out..
Lungs: "WHAT TF IS HAPPENING!?"
Heart: "Who let you guys in here?!"
Spleen: "I'm never going to financially recover from this.."
Renal System: "haha.. I'm in DANGER.. :D"

[naive cosmos]

Should have specified GDQ meaning haha, thanks Myles

[junior hawk]

What kind of symptoms did you have that got you checked out in the first place?

[cosmic locust]

Symptoms similar to a TIA (Transient Ischemic Attack)

[stoic knot]

I used to faint a lot too, turns out it was epilepsy and me fainting seizures. But maybe if it only happened once it could’ve been your circulation who went down.

[upbeat pulsar]

Yeh that stuff isn't fun, this runs through my family too so apparently I ain't the only one

[stoic knot]

Smeezures ain’t funny, but once you get on meds and adjusted it’s fine 🫶🏽

[upbeat pulsar]

I think they mentioned my blood sugar levels or something

So nowadays I make sure I eat sweet stuff then go shower

[stoic knot]

There could be a million reasons

[upbeat pulsar]

That is also true

[cosmic locust]

So:
Missed diabetes, skipped past kidney failure, didn't have thyroid problems, Blood pressure and heart are in perfect order AND beat cancer .. all things that my family has a history of problems with.

[quartz magnet]

ya too, hm?
recently i had to start controlling the sugar i get, cause my blood pressure is going too low

[stoic knot]

Just make sure to take care of yourself fren

[queen vale]

Bad news abotu the Diabeties - Type 1 can strike later in life

[upbeat pulsar]

I used to almost faint randomly before that time, my vision completely blacks out and luckily I had my parents around each time

[cyan acorn]

thats why i strive to be healthy honestly bc my family carries sickness easily

[cosmic locust]

Been shot, stabbed, run over, nearly drowned, set on fire, electrocuted (twice) and survived a bacterial infection of my cerebrospinal fluid.

[upbeat pulsar]

Never been shot or stabbed etc and I wouldn't wanna experience it

[cyan acorn]

so i feel like keeping up with n being intune with my body so importantly

[queen vale]

Ra Ra Rasputin

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-im-invincible-gif-3412315

[upbeat pulsar]

Fave song

[upbeat pulsar]

Will always try my best

[queen vale]

Night out in Bradford

[stoic knot]

Sounds like you’ve been in prison or smth

[cosmic locust]

Stabs are the worst. At least with a gunshot the initial impact is all you feel. It's like being hit with a baseball bat. Then there's the burning-feeling.

[stoic knot]

Don’t this stuff happen in prison

[cyan acorn]

whats cereveraolis fluid

[cosmic locust]

You really don't get the full 'pain' until like .. 40 minutes later.

[upbeat pulsar]

Oh jee

[cosmic locust]

Cerebrospinal fluid, it's the fluid that fills your spinal canal and the area around your brain.

[upbeat pulsar]

Well done for going through that and surviving genuinly

[queen vale]

Cerebral Fluid's the stuff in your brain and spine, cushions your brain from going blam against your skull

[cyan acorn]

ohhh i see

[cosmic locust]

Meh.

[upbeat pulsar]

Happens everywhere now

[cosmic locust]

3/5 stars

[stoic knot]

I would’ve just given up and died ngl

[cyan acorn]

well nowww

[cosmic locust]

Being electrocuted was the weird one.
All I remember was a purple-white flash and being on the floor.

[upbeat pulsar]

I ain't dying without them going down with me xD

[queen vale]

Spite is a good motivator.. "Fuck you this isn't what takes me down"

[cyan acorn]

woww so you found your soulmate already

[cosmic locust]

and thinking, "F*** my arms hurt.."

[junior hawk]

I just don’t wanna be the guy that dies of a heart attack while I’m in the can

[upbeat pulsar]

No I wish xD

[junior hawk]

Imagine dying with your pants down

[stoic knot]

I wanna get eaten by a dinosaur

[rancid frigate]

hi guys I have a question Will Palworld come to the PlayStation platform?

[cyan acorn]

lols nah fr

[stoic knot]

That would be an epic death

[cyan acorn]

huh😭

[queen vale]

Just make sure you are always wearing funny underwear so you'll leave a good memory 😄

[cosmic locust]

My dying words will be "I left the gold in..."

[junior hawk]

Horrifyingly epic

[upbeat pulsar]

Is possible xD

[cyan acorn]

nobody cares about playstation

[junior hawk]

I have an irrational fear of raptors

[upbeat pulsar]

Very fun idea

[queen vale]

Palworld may eventually come to PlayStation platforms, according to a recent Twitter interaction with PlayStation's Shuhei Yoshida.

https://gamerant.com/palworld-ps5-ps4/

[cyan acorn]

omfg this game

[stoic knot]

Ikr

[cosmic locust]

but if I could choose how I die.. I choose to be strapped, butt-naked to a nuclear warhead with a Vortec Football wedged in my buttcheeks so I whistle on the way down.

[stoic knot]

Okay Crazy

[upbeat pulsar]

I'd rather die defending something or someone I significantly care about, but then again I walk out in front of moving cars without batting an eye

A teacher was driving once and didn't stop for me XD

[cyan acorn]

eternal

[queen vale]

Given how you'd simply stop existing at the end, it's a comparatively peaceful end.. the rest is just thrills to be fair

[cyan acorn]

what do you mean...

[rancid frigate]

ty

[stoic knot]

Is this the real palworld discord btw

[cosmic locust]

ooooh this about to get meta

[stoic knot]

Asking for a friend

[upbeat pulsar]

I'd like to think there is something more after life but if it's nothing then that's fine too

[cosmic locust]

It's off-topic .. so..

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/well-yes-but-actually-no-meme-aardman-the-pirates-pirate-gif-26563702

[stoic knot]

no I mean the REAL DISCORD not channel ma guy

[junior hawk]

I’m not super concerned about how I die but when I’m dead I want someone to dress me up as Goku after the fight with Frieza and toss me out of a plane over NYC

[cyan acorn]

lol patrick

[cosmic locust]

oh.. yeah.

[stoic knot]

Hi Patrick

[cosmic locust]

I'm not real though

[stoic knot]

Thankyou Patrick

Imma get my friends here

[cyan acorn]

bruh

[queen vale]

I live my life with the approach of "Doing the right thing costs near nothing, and if there is an afterlife then cool." rather than an approach of trying to appease some thing

[cosmic locust]

I'm three sandwich wedges in duck suits pretending to be three midgets in a trenchcoat.

[cyan acorn]

now im still hungry n wanna eat still

[queen vale]

Are they at least full wedges and not the half filled crap?

[upbeat pulsar]

I just hope I don't return to human after xD this has been a pretty bad turnout for my life lol

[cyan acorn]

thnx alot for sandwiches

[cosmic locust]

Gas-station brand, my dude.

[cyan acorn]

aww why say tha:(

[stoic knot]

Could u blow me up instead

[cosmic locust]

Ayyyyyyyy

[upbeat pulsar]

Lmao

[quick summit]

I'll blow you up my friend

[cyan acorn]

or jus... yk

[queen vale]

Kinky

[cosmic locust]

Jihadi, you can blow me .... up
anyday

[cyan acorn]

blow

[stoic knot]

BECKEEEE

[upbeat pulsar]

This again xD

[cyan acorn]

cough cough

[stoic knot]

I meant like put me out of my misery but yall just dirty

[cosmic locust]

Welcome to the internet,
come and take a seat.

[junior hawk]

It so be like that

[cyan acorn]

actually im so clean rn

[queen vale]

First day on the internet? 😄

[upbeat pulsar]

I have a big dirty mind yes it's half dirt half chaos anything else is me wondering what the hell is going on most of the time

[cyan acorn]

but i am bout to shower bc like

[upbeat pulsar]

XD

[stoic knot]

No I’m just grown up ig

[cosmic locust]

(stares in prior-military)

[charred pier]

nu uh

[cosmic locust]

My guy ..

[queen vale]

I'm 40 years old and still giggle when people say "Boobs". Growing up isn't the same as growing old 😄

[cosmic locust]

Nope, just old enough for "Operation Iraqi Freedom"

[cyan acorn]

okay but who wants to be grown all the time honestly

[stoic knot]

I need my emotes here god damn

[upbeat pulsar]

I was never grown up to begin with

XD

[cosmic locust]

lol, don't worry, I was 88M

Glorified Logistics

[cyan acorn]

i feel like ud probably like my xbox pfp its a boobs meme kinda

[upbeat pulsar]

I like those kinds of memes

[cyan acorn]

they do be the best fr

[dire oracle]

Grow old Myles Morales

[queen vale]

I refuse

[upbeat pulsar]

I have my own names for things like penini xD you can guess what it is

[cosmic locust]

Nope~
Estados Unidos

[stoic knot]

Foxparks do be my beloved too

Hello fren

[cyan acorn]

the fact im tryna pronounce it

[upbeat pulsar]

Foxparks are nice

[cosmic locust]

United States

oder "Amerikaner"

[stoic knot]

@foggy rampart im here

[foggy rampart]

Hello @stoic knot

[stoic knot]

Hello @foggy rampart

[cosmic locust]

EH-stah-dose OOH-nee-dose

[foggy rampart]

I'm scared

[stoic knot]

Me too

[opal prawn]

Errm is there an issue with palword loading on xbox

Can't load game

[upbeat pulsar]

Funny how I don't understand many languages and yet I constantly watch chinese/Korean dramas and then find out English sounds weird in them xD

[foggy rampart]

[tired path]

Hi

[stoic knot]

You can’t use your own emotes and everyone be a white name person it’s a scary place

[cosmic locust]

Ich will nicht, danke.

[stoic knot]

It’s ruthless like the actual palworld

[cyan acorn]

wow i see how it is yall

[foggy rampart]

Wait u can't ever become a none white person?

[cyan acorn]

what english to basic or something 🤧

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/pro-squid-game-players-be-like-gif-23479246

[stoic knot]

I don’t think so

Everyone be a white name fr

[foggy rampart]

That's WHACK

[stoic knot]

IKRRRRR

[cyan acorn]

i nvr thought of it like tha

[stoic knot]

who set up this dc I need to talk to the manager

[cosmic locust]

"machst"

[hexed geyser]

I hope you're all well. 🙂

[cosmic locust]

;>

[cyan acorn]

i wish i was bilingual yall so smart fr honestly skilled

[upbeat pulsar]

U say that but the lex I have my name set as is not white xD

[upbeat pulsar]

Same lol

I can only do a small bit of french

[cosmic locust]

... lol .. my first name is literally nordic for "raven"

[stoic knot]

It kinda is white only the emotes aren’t

[cosmic locust]

and my last name is Gaelic for wolfkin

[upbeat pulsar]

Nope...have u ever watched aliens vs predators

XD

[cosmic locust]

It's about as white as it gets

[stoic knot]

No I only watched the alien movies bc I didn’t like predator

[cyan acorn]

i can only do luh spanish but nothin crazy fr

[upbeat pulsar]

Then the lex from those movies

Scar predators lady

[cosmic locust]

I'm calling you Lexicon from now on

[stoic knot]

Nah

[upbeat pulsar]

I like it

[cyan acorn]

the best part of the aliens series lol

[stoic knot]

But I’m gonna have to say goodbye my dear frens. I need to find a pretty and organized palworld discord

Bye bye

[upbeat pulsar]

Okay then, goodluck

[cosmic locust]

LOL

Let me know when you find the non-racist Call of Duty server while you're at it

it's right next to the Unobtanium and the Cure for Pancreatic Cancer

[cyan acorn]

im so confused atm

[cosmic locust]

lol

[cyan acorn]

now i wanna go grab tha food i was talkin bout😭

[umbral cargo]

hey guys where i can see new updates

where is update channe

[cosmic locust]

Or not being killed by oprah sitting on your face

..you're imagining it though

😉

https://tenor.com/view/dont-try-and-deny-it-eric-cartman-kyle-broflovski-south-park-s14e9-gif-22863264

[low moon]

what's good slowbros

[worthy hill]

hello

[cosmic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/shmorky-middle-finger-gif-21215578

❤️

[calm yoke]

Unobtanium? Like the mineral from Avatar?

[cosmic locust]

and like.. 30 other sci-fi mentions.

[calm yoke]

Ah

[cosmic locust]

This was fun, I gotta get my morning started though

Very satisfying sh**post sesh

like a cooling breeze on a hot summer day.. or ripping a** so hard that it realigns your spine

@uneven lake https://youtu.be/zn6-MgSkQD8

[upbeat pulsar]

Going to throw myself into palworld again for no other reason than to find amusement and maybe something decent

And get coffee

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[rocky panther]

Anyone need a sentient palworld salve??

[upbeat pulsar]

I thought the same

Wasn't gonna click that

XD

[calm yoke]

Yeah he posted the same thing in all the channels

[queen vale]

And they're no longer in the server

[upbeat pulsar]

OH HE DID u right

[upbeat pulsar]

My Discord says they are but they won't be soon enough if mods see

[calm yoke]

My guess is that you click on it, you get hacked. Ain't clicking it

[upbeat pulsar]

Yeh that's normally the case

[calm yoke]

It's gone

[upbeat pulsar]

Mods seen then

Goodgood

[hollow anvil]

I banned him and chosen to delete all messages on the past 7 days but discord refused to do so it takes a while to remove manually since i'm on phone

[queen vale]

Silly suggestion - there's discord bots that can do that as part of the ban action, would that be beneficial to use?

[upbeat pulsar]

Good job!

[calm yoke]

Awesome

[queen vale]

"Bro" posted a probably malicious link

[upbeat pulsar]

Just a link to a virus or something, is reason why we don't lick those

Lol lick

Click*

[calm yoke]

A link to a virus that hacks your discord

[hollow tree]

No click magic links

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gizmo-gremlins-cute-eye-roll-gif-14416429

[hollow tree]

Or do for the funny

[upbeat pulsar]

🥲 it's so common these days those people probably do it to get something out if it but don't realise it's been tried already and no one falls for it

[hollow tree]

Only the old ladies

They want their Nigerian Prince

That happened here actually some old lady sent a dude like 30k of her savings even though her kids and grandkids kept telling her he’s not an actual prince

And she got mad at the internet and bank companies for letting her do it

[upbeat pulsar]

An actual Prince doesn't do what they do (I should know, my mums friend is getting married to one)

[queen vale]

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it think"

[upbeat pulsar]

Sadly old ladies dont know any better

[calm yoke]

Yeah fuck scammers. One of them tried to call for my grandma the night she passed away. I told them straight up she was dead

[queen vale]

Old ladies, young people, the naive, innocent, the stupid and arrogant

I've pretended to cry and sobbed about how "I'll finally get justice, my wife and kids were killed in that accident" when one of those car crash scammers called me

[upbeat pulsar]

I'd probably do something worse like fart on call and hang up

XD

Here's what I think of ur scam call!

[hollow tree]

Weird question

[queen vale]

Well I had my caller crying too so I liked my result.. long term trauma

[hollow tree]

Does the scammer just take the money or is a bigger organisation that take the money

30k is a lot

[upbeat pulsar]

Usually it's a whole group of them

[calm yoke]

One time some Indian scammer tried to call my mom and I shouted "hello your computer has a virus" boy was he pissed off lmao

[queen vale]

Bigger org, they funnel the funds into somewhere

[queen vale]

Lol

[low moon]

depends, but a lot of times it's a company of sorts so you get the usual small salary for the peasants doing the scamming and majority to their bosses doing nothing

[hollow tree]

Ah

[cyan acorn]

Humbug

[calm yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/dinosaur-palworld-dinosaur-palworld-gif-25487873

[dire vault]

hello why official servers are bad in europe? ping is minimum 150ms wtf is that

[upbeat pulsar]

It's common I guess

[dire vault]

70 is avarage

150 is bad

for me it is. thx

[calm yoke]

It's not good but it ain't bad either

Could be worse though

150 should be fine for a small group

[sweet swallow]

Wait so palworld has public servers? Why can't i see that option

[upbeat pulsar]

Could be way worse indeed I had over 1000 before on one game so I don't play it anymore

1000 broke it xD couldn't move much

[sage cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/zoe-%26-grizzbolt-zoe-rocketpair-palworld-boss-palworld-gif-7506056883398532537

[upbeat pulsar]

Darting all over the place if I did move

XD

[sage cypress]

can you catch her?

[limber hinge]

With Pall but there was a video for that unless they patched it

[sage cypress]

dang ye just meant the human

[upbeat pulsar]

Should be on multiplayer

There's loads for me showing

[versed garnet]

is there a palworld PC # or is it just palworld xbox, i only see xbox and im on pc and xbox so just wanted to check

[chrome spruce]

may as well just play single player at that point 😭

[upbeat pulsar]

Community servers luckily ain't that bad

Some of them anyway

[chrome spruce]

community servers would be cool if there wasn’t limited communication options

99% sure there isn’t voice chat no?

[upbeat pulsar]

There is voice chats everywhere in here

[chrome spruce]

yeah but in-game

[upbeat pulsar]

I don't think so yet

[chrome spruce]

that would be cool, would add a bit of interest to actually play comm servers

guess it also comes with its downsides

wouldn’t be moderated at all 100% 😭

[queen vale]

Given how popular the game is there would be instant abuse unfortunatly 😦

[chrome spruce]

oh absolutely without a doubt, people are ruthless

[cyan acorn]

It's one of the reasons we've risen above the rest of the animal kingdom lol

that and thumbs

which also allow you to play videogames

[low moon]

only seen people do it with a bug so wouldn't really bother with it too much, they're also insanely tanky compared to most so it's basically god moding and killing your own challenge

[steel rose]

i was jumped by two guys 2 days ago a

at my base

was hilarious

[viscid nova]

Oh no, did you die?

[steel rose]

.. there is no pvp

and i knew they were coming. names re visible from distance

what i found hilarious tho is the fact i was crafting stuff while looking how 2 purple and green goblins trie to sneak up on me with clubs.

[compact torrent]

Hi all. Just want to ask. Will there be an update on multiplayer modes where we can join friends without having to create a character from scratch and bring our progress/pals to their server? Maybe like a co-op map to hunt or something? Now it feels kinda tedious to join a friend's server and we cant play unless that said friend is offline. Ive made much progress on single player so what am i suppose to do now in order to play with friends without having to restart? Im really trying to understand this 😅

not a die hard survival game fan. Just casual on Minecraft and Palia

[steel rose]

just for attacks to go through me.

[steel rose]

no. you have to start over.

[paper bough]

excited for palworld offical merch : D

[hollow anvil]

You don't need a bot for it because Discord can do the same but it's dum dum sometimes

[queen vale]

True

Was just thinking for moderation when mobile, you just command and the bot does the work rather than rely on Discords flakiness

[odd raptor]

Im on Xbox, considering buying on steam so I can play with a bigger group of my friends. Are the dedicated servers like ark where the host doesn’t have to be online for access? Are yall doing like theme work bases and building homes out of the base? I could use all the advice I can get. If DM is easier please do

[steel rose]

i just build small forts

but you can build whatever you like tbh

up to you

[compact torrent]

So is that really the jizz of survival games like ark, rust and all that? Whats the point of having the *start game" (single player) then? Just for people who wants to play eingle player?

[proven juniper]

the jizz of survival games

[signal pier]

I basically have a bob-shack so everything is out in the open and the pals can path to them without having to figure out how doors and stairs work.

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/caterpillar-gif-25602457

[low moon]

I mean basically yeah, or just to muck around with different things, bugs, whatever else
Some people are also just busy and can't schedule frequent playtime with groups

[upbeat pulsar]

There's dedicated servers yes

Lol I don't play multiplayer so luckily none of that is possible

XD

[steel rose]

beacuse not everyone likes to play with others. it's not only considerable on devs side, but also increases playerbase and what follows income

[upbeat pulsar]

Maybe but people would expect a reaction but as a 22 year old woman I practically don't care if it did happen as its just a game xD

It's easy to get them again

Good I'm glad lol

[chrome spruce]

personally i think it’s just the thumbs nothing else

[nimble spire]

I wonder if palworld will give us a 15 man public server

[upbeat pulsar]

There's more than 15 allowed on public servers

Pretty sure

Yeh round that

[compact torrent]

i see.. i get that, but for single players, will it be harder to battle without help against tougher Pals in the future? Or will it be possible without help?

[steel rose]

it will, but it's nothing people didn't done here anyway

[compact torrent]

So, for others here.. whenever another friend makes a new server, u guys will create from scratch just to join that new world ?

[upbeat pulsar]

Yes

[signal pier]

Ahhhh, the challenge of creating a non-toxic pvp.....

[steel rose]

community servers.

let toxics sit in public cesspol

rest will have good time elsewhere

[steel rose]

yes, but i usually just go with the logic of making one bigger server for all groups

even if they won't play together, noone will have to play on separate server

[signal pier]

Just give me the option to challenge other players in the wild, and a cross-server arena where you can challenge anyone sitting at the arena on their own solo maps.

That's enough pvp for this game

[upbeat pulsar]

Seems fair to me

[queen vale]

They'd need to have a dedicated server space to do PVP, as they would need to enforce a lot more strict rules and checks for any players with broken stats or impossible creatures

[signal pier]

Hahahahaha calm down Ragnar

[signal pier]

This is why pvp should be limited to pal-on-pal

[queen vale]

Yep, but the Pals can still be exploited / cheated in with broken stats by the looks of what I've seen so far 😦

[signal pier]

At least if they beat your pals you still keep your items. It's when players can directly affect other players that the toxic trash crawls out of the pile

I'd rather a hacker demolish my team in an unfair fight than lose all 3 bases and every item I've collected to a hacker

[cyan acorn]

Never possible

[sand garden]

Does anyone play the new COD here?

[signal pier]

Sigh.... wishful thinking I know. Pvp is catnip to toxic trash

[cyan acorn]

Well that’s the joy of pvp

[signal pier]

You and I have different definitions of 'joy' my friend hahahahahaha

[lost canyon]

I heard in pvp you can take down bases and steal others loot

When it’s out

[upbeat pulsar]

Probably

[signal pier]

And steal players pals

[lost canyon]

Oh dang I didn’t see that part

[cyan acorn]

I’m gonna get that jetragon or whatever before I ever touch pvp

[upbeat pulsar]

I'm just gonna do my own thing before joining multi xD

[lost canyon]

Fr

Same

[signal pier]

Imagine spending weeks trying to breed the perfect jet dragon just to have someone steal it 🤣

[upbeat pulsar]

I don't care about stats or stuff right now just breeding and collecting anything I set my sights on

And of course collecting any eggs

[signal pier]

It took me almost 50eggs just to brred the clumsy trait out of my jorm ignis

[cyan acorn]

I just started breeding Anubis for an ore farm so I think I’m good

[paper bough]

Is there any way to breed for large pals?

[upbeat pulsar]

People would most likely get terrible stats from my pals and I'd be laughing over here because they think they got something good

[signal pier]

I used them in the essence collector

I've also been using it to level myself up. I'm at lvl47 atm I think. Jorma Igniter eggs have helped a ton

[calm yoke]

oh great heavens! A shiny teafant!
loads musket with malicious intent

[signal pier]

Don't forget Day Z lol

[terse spruce]

No dedicated servers rn

[signal pier]

Omg the car glitches hahahahahahahahaha

[terse spruce]

uhhuh

[signal pier]

How have you guys decided your bases? I've got one coal/ore, then one that eventually will focus on breeding/ranch/crops, and the 3rd I think will just be a tp spot for quartz. I though about sulfur too but there is a fast travel on the volcano literally next to a bunch. Any idea or inspirations?

Dad-joke level 4 🤣

[hollow tree]

I picked lavender fields because it’s pretty

[signal pier]

Valid reason. Might be a good spot for the breeding base

[steel rose]

little to no paths towards the base so i can focus defenses on one wall only

[signal pier]

My coal/ore is probably the same one everyone uses.

[hollow tree]

I just like it cuz it’s pretty and I can build a cute house

[signal pier]

This will definitely be a factor for whichever base I seem to frequent the most

[noble barn]

Yeah I've got them all on neighboring mountains so I can see them all from a single point

Only way up is flight

[signal pier]

Do they have res node access?

[noble barn]

Yes

[steel rose]

im pve player so raids are big factor to me.

[signal pier]

Wonder if that helps with the whole "pals don't work when the boss is away" thing

[steel rose]

resources are important too, but it's mostly ore.

[signal pier]

Unfortunately my most frequented base currently has 3 access points that need to be defended.

[signal pier]

Fair enough. There are the stone and wood mining structures so i suppose you don't really have to worry about trees and boulders

[steel rose]

tactical failure. stone and wood puts can be build, ore is important.

[clear torrent]

Anyone has an idea why new posts can't be made in the ideas channel?

[signal pier]

Too many posts

[calm yoke]

I usually set up mine next to stone/ore deposits and trees

[steel rose]

so far best place to build base is destroyed church at new arrivals is lands

[signal pier]

That's why others are adding their ideas to others threads now

[steel rose]

red area

[clear torrent]

Can't be. There's posts showing up 2 to 5 mins

[steel rose]

indeed

[signal pier]

I could be mistaken, but that was my understanding

[clear torrent]

Alright nm...was just wondering

Thanks

[paper bough]

Can you breed for pal sizes? Also I bred a mau to get the lucky trait on it, and it has it but for some reason it isn't sparkling. Is this a glitch?

[low moon]

you can pass the trait, but not the sizes afaik

[signal pier]

Like sending out your pals on missions/expeditions and then they bring back whatever they find according to their traits/skills/levels

[steel rose]

yes, but if you manage to get full guild, nothing will stop you

unless you guys fumble

[signal pier]

I fumble

https://tenor.com/view/catch-fumble-aaron-rodger-cheese-head-green-bay-packers-gif-12487492

[steel rose]

ore positions are very bad spots for bases tho

good to have it near

bad to have base exacly at rocks

they won't spawn if you have building on it

[signal pier]

Seems like a good way to paint a bullseye on your base in pvp

[steel rose]

i personally prefer good defensible position on the side than having base in often used spots

forgotten island have nice spot for example

everything hostile. must come from one direction which makes whole endeavor bloody for enemies

[signal pier]

Even if they added a couple explorer slots in the palbox. Just assign someone to them and they automatically go out looking for goodies to bring home. Perhaps you could prioritize their activities too. So your explorer could bring back mostly ore if that's what you want

[steel rose]

only cowards offline raids

there is difference between being sneaky

and waiting for owner to log off

which is main reason why i don't play games like rust

[signal pier]

Offline raids are not pvp lol. There needs to be players for player vs player 🤣

[steel rose]

yes, but my point still stand

your work is zeroed beacuee someone offline raided you

[signal pier]

Games still new. I expect many QoL updates in the future

[steel rose]

that's true. it's normal to go for easy target

[signal pier]

Oh 100% lol I agree wholeheartedly

[steel rose]

i still consider it low

[signal pier]

Makes me think of ark with the S+ mod

[steel rose]

by the way

technical question

[signal pier]

Non-technical answer

[steel rose]

when player is offline, does pal still work in their sites?

if not then poor guys are probably starving at my base now :{

[signal pier]

Essentially every Q9L that ark has ever needed is in this mod but the devs won't add it to the game

[cyan acorn]

hello me on xbox and cant go online play with freinds

[peak bough]

hello ~

[haughty locust]

Is there anywhere where I can report bugs?

[night plume]

From what I hear (only hear bc I don't play on a server), on a main server they are supposed to still be working, but there are bugs that cause them to stand around and do nothing, resulting in them not eating and needing to be revived when you log back in

[signal pier]

From what I can tell, no. My res never seems to go up or down when I log back in. Also whenever I log in all my pals spawn in a cluster behind me and then spread out. So that makes me believe that when your off, everything's off

[clever jungle]

There should be a way to do it in the pause menu

[haughty locust]

I just got this bug on my world where I keep falling through the map idk

[opaque marsh]

Is there gonna be a lawsuit for the game bc I just saw some announcement days ago by Pokémon

[signal pier]

Bug report was in the bottom left of the pause menu iirc

[night plume]

Just a bunch of people saying atuff to get clicks.

[signal pier]

Nah, cause otherwise mobile apps would suffer. Like neomon and other off brands

[steel rose]

that would be upsetting tbh

i made all needed sites for them survive on their own without proble

[grand falcon]

Game freak/Nintendo, have no legal grounds

[night plume]

Pretty sure they are working on fixing it. If I had to venture to guess, the issue stems from pathing problems and that is one of the top priorities to fix.

[steel rose]

that's not true saw some guys base with rooby standing around and being starved

[night plume]

I heard they said, "Americans like guns, so we added guns"

[umbral marsh]

That guy is their gun animator.

[night plume]

Hey, I really hope it is what they said bc it is hilarious if they did xD

Oh, gun ideas. My bad, I misread what your initial message said. Sorry about that

[signal pier]

I believe they are supposed to but it's not totally functional yet. So you may have times like that where the coding actually does what it's supposed to.

[umbral marsh]

For real, they found out he learned how to animated gun and liked them so they hired him.

You can watch the interview, it's on youtube

[night plume]

I was meaning my initial response was bc I misread what you posted. You were mentioning "gun ideas" I somehow read it and construed it as "idea for guns in the game"

[umbral marsh]

On their channel

They have a bunch of stuff on there, from concepts ect

I love the musket.

[night plume]

In a single player world the game acts as if all Pals are returned to the box. When you log back in, they are released behind the Pal consile and get back to work. Might be what they were referring to.

[spare plinth]

Yo did they wiped the offical servers

[umbral marsh]

Not that I have heard, did you get raided?

[fallen siren]

im guessin they did. I've literally lost my character on 0142 two days in a row....

[night plume]

When I log in, there is a notice about a critical bug losing save data. Might be the bug they are referring to?

[fallen siren]

if i didnt have a solo code id be so burnt of this game rn. playing official is terrible if you cant keep any player progression. im unsure how people have kepy their characters on the server cause as soon as i hit lvl 13 i lose the character

you can manually backlog your save if its solo or dedicated but not on official

[umbral marsh]

If someone joins or leaves a guild when people are offline in that guild it'll curropt some of the players data.

[night plume]

Ah.