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[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-penguin-explode-boom-gif-16254138

[rapid frost]

Baited by the announcements, again...

[mossy fable]

Look at all that false advertising

Also a delicious snack

Well to me at least and I'm not even vegetarian or vegan lol

[gray jetty]

Bro is a rabbit

[neon vale]

Yeah

[sterile vessel]

who does this

[tiny dew]

British women

[sterile vessel]

i mean its gunna ve really really hot over there soon

[bitter spruce]

probably more nutritious to drink a glass of salt water

[slate lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504306582406823936/1509215894608543938/image.png?ex=6a185e55&is=6a170cd5&hm=9021e5949b57c0db313b6fe0e91c6573e7b96d23bd99613af2cdca184a445200&

[gray jetty]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYqQIFwvnrg

[bitter spruce]

remastering the worst game ever

[gray jetty]

so peak

[stray osprey]

The lost potential where this could have been kimchi

If it's the type of cabbage I am thinking of, it doesn't taste that bland compared to your typical cabbage.

[solar zephyr]

Guys I copped

I now will begin stalker larp

[solar zephyr]

Anywho, actual “kit pic”

[lament dirge]

It costs like cafe lunch in Ukraine bruh

[tiny dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_29nUR9RXQ&pp=0gcJCQ0LAYcqIYzv

AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[merry ember]

didn't say why not

[solar zephyr]

Here’s the thing though, I don’t live in Ukraine :]

Or Europe

[merry ember]

there is currently a guy in my gym playing anime edits from his phone right now, no headphones, and he's doing box jumps but hes not doing box jumps, he's jumping up and over the box but like posing and also moving the box and kicking it as he jumps

[velvet fjord]

A cafe lunch in ukraine is 40-something EUROS?!??

[lament dirge]

I mean this goofy old uniform costs 5 bucks and grandpas wearing it

[velvet fjord]

Pfft so they ripped thay guy off?

[solar zephyr]

I would pay the same either way

If it’s so valueless in Ukraine I don’t get these prices

Average shipping I see Ukrainians charge has been 30-35

Even if it was five bucks it would still be nearly the same value

[velvet fjord]

I see 👀

[mossy fable]

@neon vale I just like lettuce 🤣

[little violet]

Tiger stripe peak

[south fox]

Air soft?

I don’t understand people who play air soft, why not just use actual 5.56 Yknow?

Make it interesting

[solar zephyr]

?

[south fox]

Thought you were making a kit for airsoft

[solar zephyr]

Nah, I create kits using real parts

I just like the way it looks

[south fox]

It does look very very good

If I had my pic at any kit, it would be an old sas uniform

Not inconvenient that it’s surprisingly fitting for the stalker look

[solar zephyr]

Try some East German stuff

[south fox]

Ooooh yeah

But I really have no reason, with my back injury these days I travel light lol

I wish one of the many game iterations of stalker was set in Germany though, getting h&k weapons as default instead of wooden furniture pm’s and aks would make me very happy

[solar zephyr]

I think that is part of the charm tho

Relying on older eastern weapons and moving up to more western things

[south fox]

Yeah I just don’t like them lol

Except for sniper rifles

[marble heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/689042893561921590/1509688673132744796/image.png?ex=6a1a16a4&is=6a18c524&hm=e70607fed144c6289f47652590bde63e81b671adbe47bf82797214482e35e657&

[lament dirge]

Probably "robbing" foreigners. Like, I said 5 buck because I got it myself for 5 bucks

Like man selling this garbage for 200 bucks is CRAZY

Madness

[solar zephyr]

I guess, but at the same time…

$40 for a new foreign uniform isn’t too bad

[velvet fjord]

You should lowkey buy them for the usual 5 bucks price and resell them for like 20-30 bucks, cause its way less than lets say 40 or even 200 and you’d maybe get more costumers cause well yk

Idk though🗣️

[lament dirge]

Ashot is cooking 🥀

[solar zephyr]

I’m pretty sure they sell it for forty mainly to cover the import

They probably get it for a low price since they have direct contract shipments from Ukraine

[floral field]

Hi aryan osaka

[hallow kernel]

I cant understand it

https://youtu.be/gcByAF9YUoE?si=Ps6rch8VhqFoULDv

I found this jacket, and i died due to fall damage after, i didnt save the game, so i went there again, and the jacket dissapeared

[velvet fjord]

Oh my god I just realised its aryan osaka lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-nooticing-noticing-side-eye-gif-18415448433634656170

👀

[velvet fjord]

Maybe yeah, but like 200 euros is egregious even for shipping 😭🪦

[solar zephyr]

(I’m assuming they pay just under thirty five for shipping)

No way it’s that much of a price to them

They were selling ZSU IFAKs for nine bucks

[tiny dew]

https://x.com/nypost/status/2060124608766873816

ZAMN!

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https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[marble heron]

Steve Harvey?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746367481584681067/1010009802673496125/bill_nye_de_science_goi.mp4?ex=6a1a48ee&is=6a18f76e&hm=b31e02a6ab344010f574abb7b1b42e531b1b3119deba663a0c1b899b79825489&

[tiny dew]

Lmao

Did you really post 22 mins long meme here?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881691853949382708/1275813975333933066/TOMMYSLEEPER.gif

[marble heron]

No. I posted a bill nye video here because I didn't feel like posting memes today

[nocturne olive]

bulba

[nocturne olive]

goi

[bitter spruce]

goi

[lament dirge]

Hi smoking guy from interstellar (or smt idk)

[lament dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-azumanga-anime-azumanga-daioh-osaka-gif-10712352275681820070

[slate lark]

sorry for the delay

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-coffee-explosion-needless-explosion-skateboard-fail-gif-21081592

[bitter hearth]

no way this happened irl

[tiny dew]

Ayo folks, have you ever had your TV screen flip upside down while the TV is on? Two times within a day?

[simple sage]

krezzin has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[tiny dew]

Shut up, biatch @simple sage

[marble heron]

Hmmm I wonder

[icy pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304803649171488838/1305581757256564746/lv_0_20241001214630.gif

[tiny dew]

Wolf can suck my Golf stick

https://tenor.com/view/risitas-el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-issou-jesus-gif-12145166

[merry ember]

i got paint on my hoodie

[rapid fossil]

I had sweat pants fully covered in paint

[merry ember]

funnily enough i didn't get any on my white sweatpants

do you think this is saveable

[icy pebble]

Looks pretty cool imho

[merry ember]

on an unrelated side note bc of finals and exams I can't focus on making my cosplay so i've dedicated my little free time to making designs for a Strelok ita bag I will be the first I think this is a great idea

however my mother did ask why I have sketches of a "miserable balding middle aged man"

[rapid fossil]

It's a nice touch up but that paint will stain by time you get the chance to rinse it

But now it will make a nice work hoodie

[merry ember]

i think i could make a card holder look like a pda

[merry ember]

should i get my friend to smear paint on the back so it's equal then

full lean into it

[rapid fossil]

honestly yeah make it look like nice for a nice compliment

[rapid frost]

Both of those are better than my clothing being stained permanently by motor oil🥲

[rapid fossil]

My fathers jacket is permanently smelling like diesel

[sacred idol]

could be worse

it could smell like doo

[leaden radish]

Did you use any sort of generative AI while writing it?

[soft marlin]

No

[leaden radish]

Based

[soft marlin]

Based what?

[leaden radish]

You are based
It means you are cool for not using it and I, a random guy from the internet, approve

[soft marlin]

Ah. Sorry didn't understand. Thank you 😄

[rapid frost]

Yeah my dads clothes all smell that way💀

[rapid fossil]

No not really be stuck in a room where it smells like gas you'll just straight up die toilet bo would just make me hit tbe trash can

[wispy knot]

The Cryptid gang

(Bigfoot is also part of the cryptid gang but I do not own him yet)

[solar zephyr]

That’s actually cool, I love the little totem in the background

[rugged kettle]

yeah

[tiny dew]

Ayo people, by chance anyone here has experience with making audio visualizers in any video editor?

I want to spice up my YT uploads but unsure whats the most customizable/easy to do/free (preferred) way

Last time I tried doing this in FL Studio, it took ages to render 1 hour long video with static image so I gave up

[marble heron]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s0zNK9JnNQ

This is the only STALKER video that peaked my interest... or ever came on my feed. Anyone know if this content creator is on the cord?

[timid saffron]

Hello

Feel like helping a monolithian?

Which one is better? React with 1️⃣ if you think it's the first image or react with 2️⃣ if you think it's the second image or 3️⃣ if you think they are equal

I'm trying to end a debate between friends

I'll post the results later if anyone cares

[leaden radish]

Are you asking about the design or what

[timid saffron]

Design what's more iconic whatever just pick

Please your vote matters

[coarse rapids]

they both suck

[timid saffron]

Opinion noted

[knotty girder]

Yes

[timid saffron]

But I'm looking for votes not opinions

[timid saffron]

Wait no you said they both suck so that's 3