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hard burrow
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damn nice double headshots

bitter hearth
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thank you!

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i had a bunch of clips but i deleted them i think because i switched to medal

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i remember i had a clip of sniping a guy from a truck while he was driving

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and a clip of reviving this one teamate 3 times until he ran to cover and i got shot instead

merry ember
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my GP sent me to get blood work and I'm looking down at this page before heading into the clinic and there are 25 things ticked off that i'm being tested for

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im going to leave deflated

stray osprey
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Usually blood is drawn only a certain amount needed, and that is used for several different tests

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But I remember the last time I got my blood tested at a place like MEPS, the docs there drew out like 5 vials of my blood

merry ember
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last time i was here they took 7 fat viles

stray osprey
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zam

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I suppose it's still a lot lol

hybrid pivot
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When will GSC celebrate National Cigarette Smoking Day?
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This is wildly more impressive than the latest announcement.
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merry ember
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i think it might be worth mentioning the two categories i'm not being testing for are pregnancy and drugs

stray osprey
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lol

merry ember
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there was like a 30 minute wait so i left to get a snack and water you don't make that mistake twice

bitter spruce
merry ember
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who has the money for that in this economy

wispy knot
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I'm so hyped for Metro 2039

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The trailer on steam + the screenshots look like absolute cinema

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Especially the thawed out Moscow one , nature having taken over, no more ice and snow

final lagoon
hard burrow
gray jetty
merry ember
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I found a half pack of cigarettes on the ground

hard burrow
bitter spruce
merry ember
hard burrow
merry ember
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i have to recreate a modern art piece with oil pastels in class rn but im allowed to modify it a little bit

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teacher doesn't know im putting my stalker oc in this

stray osprey
muted gate
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Rate the stick I found tday

urban coral
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Pretty good stick, 7/10

marble heron
urban coral
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Also a durability test

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See if it doesn't immediately break upon hitting something

muted gate
muted gate
urban coral
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A stick worthy of heroes in the making

marble heron
marble heron
muted gate
merry ember
neon vale
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fetishposting in MY en_offtop?? happens more often than youd think!

bitter spruce
stray osprey
bitter spruce
crimson rapids
bitter spruce
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no shit

neon vale
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goth girls ARE a fetish

stray osprey
neon vale
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that isnt a debate, goth fans literally say it themselves

bitter spruce
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this guy put the peg through the correct hole and thinks he's a genius

crimson rapids
neon vale
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those "people" being the fans of the fetish themselves JasonHudsonCIA

bitter spruce
neon vale
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a fetish is literally just a sexual attraction to anything that isnt directly related to sex

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isnt the point of posting a gif of bare legs to fetishize anyway?

gray jetty
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Dude what did I say

bitter spruce
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is this guy really saying people who fetishize goth women aren't people while currently fetishizing thigh highs

bitter spruce
neon vale
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please explain to me the point of posting a gif of someone showing their bare legs if it WASNT because it tickled your fancy

bitter spruce
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hrnnm

stray osprey
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so how's today's weather

bitter spruce
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it was green an hour ago

neon vale
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it was brown a few days ago

neon vale
stray osprey
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currently brown for me
it's going to be green in a few hours

neon vale
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it was below freezing days ago now its in the mid 70s

bitter spruce
neon vale
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feet are AWESOME

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how else would you walk

gray jetty
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Don’t understand what’s so hard to understand when I say please don’t post videos or photos of your thighs this is a server with minors

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Not even 3 hours later bro does it again

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🥀

stray osprey
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yipes

neon vale
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guess theyll go to cordis die instead

bitter spruce
bitter spruce
gray jetty
neon vale
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one of these days jefferson is going to rename one of those emojis to something wolf will hate and its gonna to add a billion infractions to your account

gray jetty
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Nah wolf can’t catch emojis usually

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It never has before anyways

neon vale
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damn it doesnt

stray osprey
neon vale
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must be the colons

bitter spruce
gray jetty
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We are immune

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It could literally contain the n word hard r and it would let us post it

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At one point I did actually go and clear out the few examples still around kekw

bitter spruce
rotund horizon
neon vale
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i love how wisconsin and utah are outlined

rotund horizon
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Always wanted Jägermeister to be my first drink

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Tastes like syrup and is very strong

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Got drunk after the 2nd glass

stray osprey
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I remember the last time I tried that

bitter spruce
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i remember never trying that

stray osprey
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probably the only drink that made my tummy ache

bitter spruce
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poison

sacred idol
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dude drank a pint of jager

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big up the lad

marble heron
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I've never had jäger actually

stray osprey
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Do people usually mix that in something? I drank it without any ice

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Just chilled

stray osprey
compact rock
stray osprey
rotund horizon
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I never tried a cocktail

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And probably won't either

stray osprey
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I think I heard of that mix, but yeah don't think I would be trying that either

clever venture
compact rock
marble heron
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It's so strange in America it's a party drink. In Germany it's a granny drink sold as an impulse buy at the register.

slate lark
hard burrow
gray jetty
merry ember
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found this pencil

bitter spruce
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thats freaking crazy dude

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so anyway

merry ember
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LOLLL

merry ember
stray osprey
clever venture
merry ember
simple sageBOT
urban coral
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Can't think of any with that color except the worst abomination to ever be made

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Apple Caramel 💀

stray osprey
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It's probably pickle flavor

compact rock
urban coral
hard burrow
wild saffron
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Yo buds going into general anesthesia for a surgery rn if i die first guy to find my stalker stash wins (i farmed everything)

icy pebble
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Good luck!

wild saffron
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Thanks bud

plush cloud
merry ember
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i found 20 dollars on the ground

wild saffron
bitter spruce
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tell them you've changed your mind and want them to put it back

wild saffron
bitter spruce
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always recommend getting the removed

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they always cause problems

merry ember
rotund horizon
wild saffron
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Some they grow nice some have to remove them

stray osprey
wild saffron
merry ember
merry ember
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they let my brother keep his

wild saffron
pallid sierra
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i just open my crypto wallet after like 2 years of not checking it i have 9 bitcoin in it wtf

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we eating good tonight

rich valley
hard burrow
rotund horizon
stiff widget
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1

upbeat sonnet
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40 years ago today

reef rover
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My friend gave me her jacket. Stalker cosplay material

shut orbit
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A toast to them they were the best stalkers

wispy wagon
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Forty years ago, my grandfather Alexander was commander of a platoon of liquidators; let us not repeat the mistakes that we would then have to rectifyfeels_bad_stalk

nova zinc
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dude i made strelok

late drum
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My parents told me i needed to take iodine pills as like a child-toddler because of the disaster
And i live in the Netherlands! Imagine that

fluid geyser
pallid sierra
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politics should never have to do with video games

fluid geyser
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Wdym?

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I posted in off top xD

hard burrow
austere mist
quartz thistle
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it is now in my hands...

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i can now engorge in the culture of eastern europe!
at last!

neon vale
merry ember
vapid lance
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Rad_Sign_Heart 🇺🇦

merry tapir
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Was playing Delta force, and I saw the spray. Looks a lot like the Veles detector

gray jetty
rapid fossil
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Alt+C and V

nocturne olive
slate trail
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I'd go for "pretty larped"

vapid lance
nocturne olive
vapid lance
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Chornobyl in English i don't speak polish ahah

nocturne olive
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Czarnobyl is the polish one

neon vale
nocturne olive
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it looks kinda off

vapid lance
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Neither did the world in the 1986 😂

vapid lance
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It used to be Chernobyl, but the actual correct way to say it is Chornobyl in English

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But i wouldn't know.
I wasn't there.
I was in the toilet

nocturne olive
vapid lance
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Yeah 🙂

rapid frost
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Ooga booga

neon vale
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spelling it as chornobyl is a very new thing because of ukrainian being exposed to the west more now

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i dont like either, but i like chernobyl slightly more because its what ive always known it as

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czarnobyl is superior though

vapid lance
neon vale
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the spelling isnt new but its common use in english is

rapid frost
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Localization be like:

neon vale
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doesnt really matter imo because its pronounced "churnob'l" in english regardless

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or "chuhnobel" in certain dialects

rapid frost
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Ive only ever seen the Russian spelling, up until recently

neon vale
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same here

rapid frost
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Maybe like within the last 6 years

vapid lance
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Ok 🙂
I prefer to use Chornobyl for accuracy tbh

neon vale
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i never saw it spelt as chornobyl until 2023 i think

rapid frost
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I dont think it matters to me that much

neon vale
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its kind of like how people started calling kiev kyiv

rapid frost
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I use the names interchangeably

neon vale
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yeah same here

rapid frost
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I still spell it kiev, lol

neon vale
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i dont really care about what spelling is right or not because im just gonna use the one i like more

rapid frost
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Real

neon vale
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i still spell and pronounce it kiev because i like the sound of it better

vapid lance
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I'm British English, im not sure where you're from so maybe maps are named a bit differently?
I've seen both spellings on maps made here but I've seen Chor on older maps too like one i have 🙂

neon vale
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midwest america, here the russian form is used majority of the time

rapid frost
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The maps are labeled the same, more than likely

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Unless you're reading maps in a different language, the spelling is going to be relatively the same, Kings English or not

neon vale
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sometimes i wish english was a phonetic language

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but it would get insane from dialect to dialect

rapid frost
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I cant fathom the logistics behind how that would look like

neon vale
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in wisconsin, the name "wisconsin" is pronounced "wuh-skahn-s'n"

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itd look awesome on a map

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shame our accent is kind of dying due to influence of the media coming from places like california or new york

rapid frost
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Mini soda

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Some American accents need to die out.

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Like valley accents

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And some southern city accents

neon vale
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upper midwestern needs to grow

rapid frost
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Not rural ones tho

neon vale
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i know he hams up his accent for the act, but charlie berens is a good example of what a really heavy wisconsin accent sounds like

rapid frost
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Midwestern accents are funny to me

neon vale
# neon vale i know he hams up his accent for the act, but charlie berens is a good example o...

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rapid frost
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Yeah, he is the literal person that came to mind

neon vale
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ive never heard the iowan or minnesotan accents but i know the yooper one is even heavier

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milwaukee accent i hate

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its funny sounding but i just hate milwaukee

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"ai-m from mi-wah-kee"

nocturne olive
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idk maybe im on smth

coarse rapids
slate trail
# neon vale larp ceo goddamnit

only reason I wouldn't put it as "larp CEO" is because the larping for STALKER mostly comes from the milsim/tarkov community which is relatively niche compared to the RE or Silent Hill larpers

merry ember
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i see more tourists with STALKER than i do larpers personally

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right on point with the RE and silent hill comment though, it's actually crazy

hard burrow
stray osprey
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Gamma be like

gilded forum
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i designed this silly puzzle :3
it shows a 4 digit code, the hint i'll give is "clockwise"

ripe merlin
gilded forum
ripe merlin
gilded forum
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second hint: 10

ripe merlin
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Is there a 67

gilded forum
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only a 6

rapid fossil
prime lance
rapid fossil
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Bumber cars

merry ember
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i got invisalign today and somehow my ortho managed to make mouth bleed it’s like every time i go into that dentist office i leave bleeding

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also they had 2 people putting the buttons on and just grabbing my face i didn’t know it was a team effort

granite reef
stray osprey
prime lance
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death trohck………… ⚡️

slate trail
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which one of yall posted ts 😭

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ELITE ragebait or next-level larp

slate trail
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I hope it is 😭

rapid frost
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Bro

slate trail
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gammababies are out of control 😭

rapid frost
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Waiting for someone to make a video about Curse Forge and Minecraft next

merry ember
# prime lance

i feel like these could make really cool looking planeter boxes for gardens, I think it would look rlly good

merry ember
prime lance
merry ember
quiet cradle
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Hi everyone! Can we buy those collectible cards outside of Ukraine? (not from second hand retailers)

stray osprey
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no

quiet cradle
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F...ing great. It's an another disappointment from GSC then. Why are they hate their own fans?

prime lance
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🤫

bitter spruce
stray osprey
bitter spruce
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much like the collab with nonstop

quiet cradle
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Sorry but I will not shut up. I couldn't buy the energy drink back then, because they didn't sell it any near me. The retailers asked for 30$ for an empty cans! while the drink was around 1-2$ in ukraine. Now they not selling these cards either. Why wasn't they sell the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 game only in Ukraine? I supported this team from the very beginning and they do this again. I only asking for BUYING their dmn product for money and the answer is no... Thank you very much.

quiet cradle
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The cards are on ebay btw and they ask for 10x or more it's originial price (again).

stray osprey
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ok

slate trail
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twin GSC isn't some huge AAA company yeah most of their deals will be with local retailers/companies without international presence

bitter spruce
slate trail
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like yeah its annoying I can't really buy the drink without paying a ton for shipping but whatever

quiet cradle
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If the next Stalker game will only be available in Ukraine and nowhere else, will you say: "I'm ok with that"?

stray osprey
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yes

bitter spruce
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i mean yeah I'd like whatever collab product, but the company is the decision maker and they're likely not going to sell outside of their normal clientele

quiet cradle
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You can lie to yourself, but not to me...

bitter spruce
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different from a can of soda

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you cant download soda

stray osprey
stray osprey
bitter spruce
stray osprey
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I also get into poland

quiet cradle
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Looks like I'm the only real fan here. Nvm then, I got my answers...

hot zealot
bitter spruce
stray osprey
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similar flight time too, about 11 - 16 hours

hot zealot
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I'm not talking about collaborations or official merch etc.

stray osprey
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did bro just leave

bitter spruce
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a real fan would be in pripyat

stray osprey
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true, we're all fake

hot zealot
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Stalker made by Ukrainians for Ukrainians????? Idk

bitter spruce
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if it were a perfect world all merch would be international

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but unfortunately

stray osprey
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it is what it is

modern wasp
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what is happening

bitter spruce
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if it were a perfect world this DHMO guy would've been banned two weeks ago

stray osprey
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nothing

icy surge
prisma pelican
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if it were a perfect world we would have stalker 2 coop

inland sable
bitter spruce
hot zealot
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If it were a perfect world, stalker2 would release in 2012

bitter spruce
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and it would've SUCKED

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2012 stalker 2 would've been so ass

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from all the concepts

prisma pelican
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if it were a perfect world this purple guy would be green

inland sable
bitter spruce
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who is this green name talking to

prisma pelican
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cant wait for the new metro game

prisma pelican
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who is this pruple zest twink talking to

modern wasp
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if it were a perfect world ea-nasir would sell good quality copper

bitter spruce
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can someone put thos greenname in his place

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ugh!

stray osprey
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I thought you were a mod

bitter spruce
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im tired of these serfs

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im a tampico

hot zealot
bitter spruce
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capital C

prisma pelican
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this guy sounds like his name is kelvin

bitter spruce
prisma pelican
bitter spruce
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Mr. Johnny T Figeater to you

inland sable
prisma pelican
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well its Mr devin dunkinberry JUNIOUR for you

prisma pelican
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they look really cool

bitter spruce
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how i look at Maszek complaining he cant consume foreign goods in his country

warm estuary
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Hello my name is Jollane d'Ingrish

bitter spruce
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I hate you Jollane

prisma pelican
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hello Jollane d'ingrish

warm estuary
bitter spruce
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Fitness issue

prisma pelican
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how is that a skill issue

bitter spruce
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oh you know

warm estuary
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I just said hello and got hated lol

bitter spruce
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skills

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various abilities and talents

prisma pelican
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i hate how fat people rub on you so you become greasy sometimes

bitter spruce
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dude tell me about it

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hey microbe did you get your toe fungus injection

prisma pelican
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what do you know about my toes....

bitter spruce
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idk i just assumed you had it

prisma pelican
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20$ for a picture

bitter spruce
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I'll add it to my collection of various relics and trinkets

prisma pelican
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yooo, i have a collection of various relics and trinkets too

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weird stones that are colorful in rivers

bitter spruce
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hmm thats nice

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but i also have curios and artifacts

prisma pelican
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whats curious, im curious...

gaunt prawn
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Well, dat was kinda strange to see

bitter spruce
inland sable
bitter spruce
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this guy doing some arithmetic

stray osprey
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he had to be rage baiting about the cards, that reply can't be real

gaunt prawn
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For me the most fun part that such guys thinks that world rolling around them

prisma pelican
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people when they pretend they have been supporting this team since the start but they only knew about stalker because of stalker 2

gaunt prawn
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And if someone has access to something - then should have them

gaunt prawn
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Yeah, im that old

hot zealot
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another thing, in Ukraine we don't have official lego stores,
we like lego, but lego doesn't like us in answer

prisma pelican
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i was born in 2005, saw my brother playing it so i played it too when i was a kid

gaunt prawn
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We can't trade directly, only through brocker

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As an big personal.pain

hot zealot
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amazon prime

rapid frost
prisma pelican
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i played everything, speaking of i cant wait for new metro

bitter spruce
bitter spruce
prisma pelican
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purple guy is on the tism, he the man behind the slaughter

bitter spruce
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20

prisma pelican
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yeah thats how math works!

slate trail
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im 19 chuds.. im unc

prisma pelican
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whos this guy

modern wasp
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I heard about stalker through fallout and i put it off for a long time but when I did play SoC for the first time...I wish I could forget about stalker and play it again for the first time

prisma pelican
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you can be a chud but you cant be a fat chud

gaunt prawn
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I was always the smallest in companies by age

bitter spruce
stray osprey
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if 19 is unc status what does that make Meowkula

prisma pelican
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wizard

gaunt prawn
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Now im just in the middle

prisma pelican
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buddha

gaunt prawn
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27 gang bois

prisma pelican
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W

stray osprey
prisma pelican
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i used to play every doom game too

bitter spruce
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meowkula is only two years older than me

stray osprey
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I thought you were 30 or something

bitter spruce
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two and a half

gaunt prawn
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Mentally im already 40

prisma pelican
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old people up in here

gaunt prawn
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In IT 1 year = 2 normal

prisma pelican
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smells like oils, herbs, and squaky knees

gaunt prawn
merry ember
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what does spine smell like

prisma pelican
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uhh

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nesstle milk

modern wasp
merry ember
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awesome, i appreciate you

merry ember
prisma pelican
merry ember
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dude they're genuinely evil

prisma pelican
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oh the people

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i thought the product

merry ember
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the nestle ceo said water shouldn't be a human right

prisma pelican
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lets kill him

stray osprey
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kill him

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for legal reasons this is a joke

prisma pelican
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for legal reasons this is oatmeals plan

merry ember
prisma pelican
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you guys should watch jujutsu kaizen, and after you are done with that go and watch jojo

merry ember
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watch jojo first

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then read it and then watch it again

prisma pelican
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jojo too long, jjk end faster

prisma pelican
stray osprey
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I already finished watching jojo a while ago

prisma pelican
merry ember
stray osprey
prisma pelican
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do yall suckle on some condensed sweet milk when you crave something sweet or just me

gaunt prawn
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Anime for nerds

prisma pelican
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you old you cant speak

gaunt prawn
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(Im watching anime for 20 years)

prisma pelican
prisma pelican
gaunt prawn
bitter spruce
stray osprey
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I'm more into just regular movies nowadays

prisma pelican
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i just watch things

stray osprey
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Wanting to collect physical dvds

prisma pelican
merry ember
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ive been reading and listening to more music more than i've been watching things recently

bitter spruce
stray osprey
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meow

bitter spruce
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this critter

turbid crescent
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smile_scar kot

gray jetty
# bitter spruce

He is taking his well deserved rest after a long shift at the foid prison

merry ember
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insta is really just sending notifications to send notifications

prisma pelican
merry ember
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For you
homeless guy on crack

prisma pelican
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why would i want a notification telling me someones story ended

merry ember
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real 😭

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i also get notifications when my friends repost a video sometimes even though i turned those off

prisma pelican
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ong, just be notificating

bitter spruce
merry ember
bitter spruce
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big grocery

prisma pelican
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i thought he was like killing them with guns and bazookas, hes just making them obese and diabetic

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which is as bad as the first

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we should jail him

slate trail
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food corpos, especially in america, want their food to be as fattening and addictive as possible so you become fat and obedient

prisma pelican
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faxts

merry ember
# prisma pelican i thought he was like killing them with guns and bazookas, hes just making them ...

no well, starting in the 60s i think they had an aggressive marketing campaign targeted in african countries who were at the time struggling with an HIV epidemic. Their marketing was for baby formula, which was for one not to european standards but also had to be mixed with water, which wasn't clean in those area. They marketed in a way to convince mothers that using formula was safer than breastfeeding, despite the chances of an infant contracting HIV through milk being extremely low and by the time mothers realized it was making their children sick they couldn't switch off of it

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and cause around 212k infant deaths a year

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sorry for yap

simple sageBOT
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static_autopsy has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

prisma pelican
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thats horrible

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hiv cant be contracted through breast feeding i dont think

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damn

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we should definitely kill the nestle operation

merry ember
prisma pelican
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yeah they saw a chance and took it too they knew people would be scared

merry ember
prisma pelican
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someone should like cover this on the internet and show others

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an interview maybe too

bitter spruce
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who the fuck cares

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DUDE kek

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DONT FUCKING POST THAT

bitter junco
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Are you fucking serious

gaunt prawn
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Well well well, person who kinda like soviet union

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Go read rule 6 and you have 10 min to make actions

fringe spear
languid juniper
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I think it was a bug but wolf gave me the eat me eyes when I was in rookie village I feel violated

bitter junco
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Remove the Soviet stuff or you’re gone

bitter spruce
bitter junco
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You catch the name?

prime lance
bitter junco
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All of it kuznetsov

neon vale
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Soviet symbols are hate symbols here

bitter junco
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You have a minute left kuznetsov

gaunt prawn
neon vale
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Those too

prime lance
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i just like ГАИ, my bad

stray osprey
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They probably know BuzzsawSnak

bitter spruce
bitter junco
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I found his name, I gotta find a past message from em

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Oh nvm kuznetsov

bitter spruce
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hey man i like the guy

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sometimes

stray osprey
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lol

prime lance
stray osprey
sacred idol
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god forbid a man posts skibidi toilet first infantry

merry ember
prime lance
tender wraith
prime lance
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i ❤️ fartin & poopin

merry ember
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i'm actually shaking i was helping my art teacher clean up the room like i normally do, I moved a painting of evil scary mario and then saw a mixed media piece with THREE photos of Dr*ke on it this is NOT okay

quick mural
crimson perch
pearl fractal
stray osprey
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wow you're back now

hard burrow
quick mural
crimson perch
merry ember
rapid frost
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I dropped that

merry ember
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come get it

icy pebble
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It's a trap
It's legit™

merry ember
icy pebble
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Oh sorry, I'll edit

merry ember
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thank you

merry ember
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I cant bite people anymore unfortunately

prisma pelican
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what

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il drop kick yo ahh

merry ember
prisma pelican
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say wallahi i wont

slim terrace
velvet fjord
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Ram spread + bed fort thingy + stalker gaming (living the childhood dream)

velvet fjord
# slim terrace

Ngl we’ve probably been eating artificial steak for awhile now and it’s only now gaining publicity so it gets even more “normalised” 🙏🙏

rapid fossil
whole fractal
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Its absurdly expensive for now

rapid frost
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Lab grown meat is still an experimental process

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If you can tell real meat from processed foods you're in for a rough time

nocturne olive
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hm

karmic gazelle
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In fact, knowing modern marketing, they'll try to make it look like the future and dumbasses will buy it in droves even if its proven not to have the same nutritional value as natural meat

whole fractal
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this is very tinfoil hat tbh

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lab meat is not even close to being viable rn

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and if it becomes viable its actual use will likely be growing replacement parts for transplantology

karmic gazelle
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Not really. Generally there is a decent amount of transparency, particularly in Europe, in regards to the origin of food. Companies producing lab-grown meat absolutely will have to disclose its origin or they'll be risking legal trouble

whole fractal
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i cannot fathom how they'd make it cheaper than raising actual animals

karmic gazelle
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Scale

whole fractal
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and the only constraint when it comes to nutrition would be what they feed the meat cell culture

karmic gazelle
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It'll all boil down to scale.

whole fractal
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no it boils down to how much money you have to pour to produce 1kg of meat

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rn lab meat is absurdly inneficient in this regard

whole fractal
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also like

karmic gazelle
whole fractal
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im pretty sure all mediums for these lab grown meats use broth/aminoacids from actual meat lmfao

karmic gazelle
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That wouldn't be a shock, yeah. There is almost certainly some element that comes from the original creature

whole fractal
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growing cell cultures is pretty hard and we are quite terrible at it because everything in an actual multicellular organism is usually regulated by hundreds of informational molecules some of which we dont even understand fully
while we can maybe sort of grow a slab of meat cells it will likely not retain the structure of actual muscle and it will have to be babysat like crazy
meanwhile a cow just eats literal garbage tier food bacteria do everything for it and it just uses what they produced and grows

simple sageBOT
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voracity_t has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

whole fractal
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the actual short term progress will likely just be genetically optimising animals further and also solving modern day farming issues like the fact that antibiotics HAVE to be replaced by something in large scale meat production

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cause we overused them for a LONG time and it bit us in the ass

karmic gazelle
# whole fractal it is new but the idea itself kinda prevents it from being easy to scale up

Not really. Think about the infrastructure involed in large scale meat production. You've got the slaughterhouse stuff, you gotta manage feed, you've gotta provide medical care for the animals, you've got to provide means of raising new calves, checking for disease, and there is a truly gargantuan amount of land required for all of it.

Whereas lab-grown meat could be produced in a floorspace that would amount of a fractional volume of the current industry.

whole fractal
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umm nope

karmic gazelle
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Uhhh yeah...

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Do you know just how expansive the meat industry is, just for cattle alone?

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Its HUGE mate

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All it really boils down to is getting the technology to scale up and as soon as thats viable, then companies will try to do so

whole fractal
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lab grown meat requires tons of specialised equipment and personnel also very specialised resources like culture mediums, regulatory molecules, optimised 'scaffolding' for it to grow on and also absolutely pristine gas ventillation and filtering systems

whole fractal
whole fractal
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however you have to understand that this is incomparable to farming

karmic gazelle
# whole fractal it is not scalable thats the issue

It's not scalable yet, as above, companies will jump on it the very second it is, because it will prove to be more cost effective in the long run. If it wasn't a possibility, it simply wouldn't be something that would be considered for human consumption

whole fractal
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even huge compounds that hold literal millions of chickens at once are not as technologically advanced as a lab that would grow just meat

whole fractal
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we have gotten absurdly good at optimising raising animals and we arent even close to the peak in my country as of today chickens are only worth a dollar per kg

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a singular dollar

simple sageBOT
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voracity_t has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

karmic gazelle
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Bruh, I can't.

whole fractal
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xd that bot

simple sageBOT
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voracity_t has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

whole fractal
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😭

karmic gazelle
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BRUH. I wanna continue this convo, but I can't discuss anything in this discord.

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Just kill the fckin bot already jesus christ.

whole fractal
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yeah it gets on my nerves too

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anyway if the crazy tech used for growing lab meat rn gets cheaper and it can be applied to meat then lmao we gonna have 10mil population chicken coops that shit out meat worth half a dollar per kg with like 1.0001 FCR (feed conversion ratio feed weight/animal product weight), im obviously hyperbolising but its just to illustrate

icy pebble
icy pebble
prisma pelican
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ladies ladies, one at a time please

prisma pelican
bitter spruce
prisma pelican
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all the hot moms want me

bitter spruce
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is there any

prisma pelican
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i dunu

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@hot_moms my dms are open😘

prisma pelican
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im gwine guh an suck yuh madda wen mi deh

stray osprey
prisma pelican
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yall need some jamaican drum and base

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go for a rave in the uk

charred zephyr
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Got a new gun smile_degtyarev

coarse rapids
charred zephyr
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But it looks so good

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ARES brand. Top de la top

merry ember
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I found biscoff at the grocery store and now i'm being fat with it

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sometimes they import stroopwafel but they didn't have any this time

stray osprey
muted gate
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gang should I perform System of a Down with my band at school for final assembly?

rapid fossil
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The honse lamp

charred zephyr
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I was also looking for a gewehr 43. But its both out of stock, and the listing shows they sell it for 2k euro. Waaaay too much

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There recently came an svt 40 on the market. But its electric, and it doesnt move the bolt when firing. feels_bad_stalk

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Would be fun to have tho

gray jetty
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Boring

hard burrow
stray osprey
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@warm marsh SoSusge

stray osprey
# warm marsh guh

Any reason for the friend request, I don't usually add back randoms

warm marsh
stray osprey
warm marsh
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thats my reason

bitter junco
slate lark
prisma pelican
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do you ever just let the fan cool

bitter spruce
prisma pelican
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i see i see

crimson rapids
sacred idol
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i understood that joke

grizzled dome
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o.

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o/, to any moderator, do you mind if i can post some american conquest stuff here?(game is not dead)

charred zephyr
slate lark
hard burrow
neon vale
muted gate
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I love my radio station

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It has whole 30 dBm of power and receives NOTHIN

merry ember
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i thought that was a vape

muted gate
merry ember
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duuuddee i’m tripping balls off megahertz

muted gate
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Im genuienly getting buzzed of of that one monolith radio station in Pripyat🍬

hard yarrow
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this is a weird question but anyone fluent in russian wanna be pen pals and help me learn 🙏

stray osprey
neon vale
gray jetty
neon vale
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you will be put in the brazen bull

gray jetty
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You weren’t there

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You don’t know

real fossil
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@fierce sun hi

real fossil
hard burrow
slate lark
opal cosmos
sacred idol
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worst music in the world thats gotta be indie music

bitter spruce
neon vale
stray osprey
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Coconut

teal oracle
teal oracle
sharp zenith
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I did not know, that in Costa Rica they have issues with Tesla anomaly teehee

urban coral
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REMn't

merry ember
stray osprey
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I wish I had those tiny toothpick umbrellas

merry ember
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that would genuinely be amazing

hard burrow
stray osprey
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I opened the coconut

merry ember
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rip out the flesh

stray osprey
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currently eating the coconut flesh with my pocket knife

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tastes great, very crunchy

merry ember
merry ember
stray osprey
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yes

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probably with the next coconut

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This current one's going to be my meal for the morning

merry ember
stray osprey
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I heard they like coconuts

bitter junco
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And Amelia Earhart

rapid fossil
stray osprey
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Lol

bitter spruce
rapid fossil
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Yes I am good

formal blade
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okay so i thought i was trippin when playing warframe, seeing this user:

no, apparently they named themselves after the artist/ensemble which played gyurza dreaming from SoC?
odd, just in general

bitter spruce
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boreframe

muted gate
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Hans and honse

bitter spruce
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opposing horse

trim arch
muted gate
neon vale
stray osprey
reef rover
merry ember
merry ember
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it's snowing rn you must be joking with me

icy pebble
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Yeah it's me pranking you

hard burrow
merry ember
icy pebble
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No returns

icy pebble
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Damn straight

merry ember
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im going to sprinkle extra fine glitter throughout your home

hidden umbra
reef rover
merry ember
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pardon

reef rover
merry ember
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i was drawing strelok running like an anime girl with bread in his mouth and then i realized i don't have to finish it

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i don't have to do this

rapid frost
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But

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You can't bless us with such an art piece if you dont finish it

languid epoch
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I finally have a toaster

bitter spruce
languid epoch
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Ive been alive 18 years and somehow, this is the first time ive ever interacted with a toaster

neon vale
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how

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you must not freeze your bread

rapid fossil
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Bro roasted his bread over the camp fire if he wanted it "toasted"

neon vale
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i need to pan fry my bread more

rapid fossil
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Or a gas powered griddle

merry ember
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don’t do that

merry ember
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i know this because I’m not a fan of toast I only make sandwiches with bread

neon vale
neon vale
merry ember
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you could not pay me to touch the toaster

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i think i’d rather defrost it in the microwave if i wanted it asap

languid epoch
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the reason i bought a toaster was because pan frying toast took too long

rapid fossil
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I only say that because I thought it was funny to imagine having a bread on a stick over the camp fire turning to toast the bread

merry ember
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my father just sent me the thing about a stalker cosplayer getting arrested in toronto and asked “isn’t this that game you play?” i’m crine

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already heard abt that but at least he remembered

merry ember
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what if they just shove the whole toast into the fire and then blow it out like some people do their marshmallows

rapid fossil
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You never know in this world sadly

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You have people buring a box in the ground to keep food refrigerated

merry ember
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wouldnt bugs just get in it

rapid fossil
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How am I supposed to know people will do whatever they do

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You got rednecks mounting AC units to a zero turner

merry ember
rapid fossil
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Yes

neon vale
shrewd tree
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i got like banned from the Helldivers 2 discord some days ago bcs, mostly someone said they wanted Lgbtq capes in the game, i said it would be weird since HD2 isn't that typa game, then he went to say that i hate all lgbtq people randomly which i denied, i blocked him too so i couldn't see his messages, he prolly said a lot or misinformation ab me and went to cry to the mods, and yuh im perma banned now for "bigotry" smile_strelok

tho it's just the discord fortunately, it obviously doesn't affect my game

hard burrow
stray osprey
merry ember
prime lance
shrewd tree
neon vale
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Couldnt you just appeal to mods and get that guy banned

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You should do thay because itd be super fuсking funny

shrewd tree
neon vale
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Id try to find a sympathetic mod and get those people banned for the fun of it

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They sound like they rely on discord for social interaction and itd be good for them to get off

shrewd tree
sacred idol
shrewd tree
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i just let it go yk, after all the discord of HD2 was just people that would talk ab metas and complain ab the game

neon vale
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Im so glad this place got chill mods

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Ive only gotten banned 3 times

One was when a mod told ME to do something and then BANNED me because i was SLEEPING Sure_I_am

Another banned me for backtracking on an edgy joke and saying i didnt mean it (actually labeled the backtracking as the reason, not the joke)

And the third time was because i accidentally annoyed the mod and got banned without warning

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Discord is a WONDERFUL website

sacred idol
bitter spruce
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i remember a time when the moderation here was out of control

sacred idol
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wadnt dere

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came in 24 proud stalker discordian

neon vale
opal cosmos
#

thats wild

bitter spruce
gray jetty
opal cosmos
sacred idol
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tampico doesnt like blue

opal cosmos
#

fair

bitter spruce
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we went off on him multiple times

gray jetty
icy pebble
bitter spruce
icy pebble
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i mean, you're not entirely wrong in your logic:' D

bitter spruce
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im not wrong about anything

merry ember
merry ember
opal cosmos
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fair

merry ember
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i've been banned from 2 servers and they were both by association, I've never actually done anything to get myself banned

opal cosmos
#

wild

nova maple
nova maple
bitter spruce
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ohhh youu... ...

merry ember
#

my mother walked in on me playing 32 deck klondike solitaire and stared at me with disappointment

neon vale
#

mahjong solitaire

merry ember
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this is awful

stray osprey
#

Friend

gray jetty
stray osprey
hard burrow
hallow oyster
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Fit check🥹

merry ember
#

i just heard someone pronounce seychelles as "silleaches"

merry ember
hallow oyster
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I needa get a soviet gp sometime this month

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Just not sure which to get

merry ember
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I'm personally not a big fan of the gps

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they've got the iconic look to them and I think that's where it ends for them being good gas masks

hallow oyster
#

Ah, whats your favorite?

merry ember
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for non intended usage reasons they're fine if you don't mind them being tight and how sweaty the rubber gets, along with ripping out some hair

merry ember
hallow oyster
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Oo it looks nice

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Does it seal well?

merry ember
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yes

glad basin
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How's everyone day been? I hope you guys are doing great 🩷

glad basin
icy pebble
#

neither side respects the concept of good and evil

glad basin
merry ember
#

i'm so hungry i could eat a

velvet fjord
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Beautiful sky 🙏

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You could almost say.. clear sky smile_scar f_clearsky

glad basin
neon vale
merry ember
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personally i also add a little bit of maple syrup into my oatmeal and some sliced up apples

merry ember
grizzled dome
#

Battle of Austerlitz — Allied Victory

Fought Turenne on Austerlitz with Schooner as my ally. This was a bit of a revenge match, since Turenne had narrowly beaten me and Schooner on Alexandria earlier, and had also beaten me and Mental on Austerlitz some days before.

This time, I wanted to avoid the same problem: being divided and defeated in detail. I had Schooner concentrate his forces so Turenne could not easily isolate him, then I attacked in the north to see how Turenne would respond.

The northern assault made good progress, but the decisive moment came when Turenne committed heavily against the hill, trying to break through and cut Schooner’s throat. Once I saw that, I pulled out of my northern push and redirected my fire onto the flank of Turenne’s main attack.

That shift won the battle. Turenne’s attacking force was caught while committed, and after that segment was destroyed, the rest of his line became much easier to grind down. Schooner and I then kept pressure across the front until the enemy position collapsed.

Good fight by Turenne, who remains a dangerous aggressive player, and good work by Schooner for holding firm after concentrating. The key lesson: do not let Turenne split you. Make him commit, then punish the main effort.

pearl fractal
glad basin
merry ember
merry ember
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originally i was oatmealwater though, I think I thought it was funny ? but I changed it to coriyum when I hit highschool and got really into chemistry, physics, and nuclear engineering, cause corium

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even if i did change it everyone would still call me oatmeal

merry ember
#

some dude i’ve never spoken to in here dmed me 2 voice messages and the only thing i understood was “monolith” lol

fluid bison
#

After 3 days of struggling I got fallout 3 to run on my computer

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Too me way too long to realize that I didn't have the anniversary patcher

neon vale
gray jetty
prisma pelican
#

im that one over there

crimson rapids
#

And that's mine!

urban coral
#

Damn, they removed my house from the map dog

hard burrow
bitter spruce
merry ember
#

i do

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art teacher handed me an anatomy book, looked at the sign out sheet

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unc

urban coral
merry ember
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i just turned the page what is going on

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yo i deleted that image cause i read ahead and learned that is a REAL photo, i thought it was edited

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my fault

stray osprey
merry ember
stray osprey
#

Yeah, with the stamps and all

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I was alive when my local library was just discontinuing them

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before everything going digital

merry ember
#

they are kinda cool, the online sign out is a lot more efficient for keeping track of inventory though

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I just forget when my books are due with the online one though

opal cosmos
bitter junco
#

He’s got overdue books, jack up his electric bills

opal cosmos
#

my brother had an overdue book from his school

that book has been chilling on my shelf for 10 years now

merry ember
#

I have a book from a school library that i've moved twice with

merry ember
#

is it at least a good book

opal cosmos
opal cosmos
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its good, i haven't read it but i read online analysis for presentation i did for it

merry ember
#

I have a copy of the three musketeers from 1934 on my shelf

opal cosmos
#

its not worldwide classic but like local classic? idk how to explain lol

opal cosmos
merry ember
#

i've been meaning to go get it restored, i'm worried the cloth on the spine is going to fall off

opal cosmos
#

why not