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thank you!
i had a bunch of clips but i deleted them i think because i switched to medal
i remember i had a clip of sniping a guy from a truck while he was driving
and a clip of reviving this one teamate 3 times until he ran to cover and i got shot instead
my GP sent me to get blood work and I'm looking down at this page before heading into the clinic and there are 25 things ticked off that i'm being tested for
im going to leave deflated
Usually blood is drawn only a certain amount needed, and that is used for several different tests
But I remember the last time I got my blood tested at a place like MEPS, the docs there drew out like 5 vials of my blood
last time i was here they took 7 fat viles
When will GSC celebrate National Cigarette Smoking Day?
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Smoking a Cigarette on National Cigarette Smoking Day, which takes place every year on April 21st.
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This is wildly more impressive than the latest announcement.
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out of like 7 categories on the page i have boxes ticked in 5
i think it might be worth mentioning the two categories i'm not being testing for are pregnancy and drugs
lol
there was like a 30 minute wait so i left to get a snack and water you don't make that mistake twice
this guy might be under the influence of substances
who has the money for that in this economy
I'm so hyped for Metro 2039
The trailer on steam + the screenshots look like absolute cinema
Especially the thawed out Moscow one , nature having taken over, no more ice and snow
me too 
the evil goblins are coming
I found a half pack of cigarettes on the ground
snacks
#blessed
i have to recreate a modern art piece with oil pastels in class rn but im allowed to modify it a little bit
teacher doesn't know im putting my stalker oc in this
This guy is based, love him 
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Rate the stick I found tday
Pretty good stick, 7/10
Take a picture of it laying down.
I hit a tree as hard as I can, it survived
Shoe for scale
A stick worthy of heroes in the making
Very nice! Not long enough to be a staff though. So maybe like a 6.5
Well that changes things. A solid 7

fetishposting in MY en_offtop?? happens more often than youd think!

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First: What?! Second: Whit this much "power" goth girls are a fetish too
no shit
goth girls ARE a fetish
that isnt a debate, goth fans literally say it themselves
this guy put the peg through the correct hole and thinks he's a genius
Because "people" make it to be
those "people" being the fans of the fetish themselves 
what
a fetish is literally just a sexual attraction to anything that isnt directly related to sex
isnt the point of posting a gif of bare legs to fetishize anyway?
Dude what did I say
is this guy really saying people who fetishize goth women aren't people while currently fetishizing thigh highs
"um mmmmm just like let people enjoy things "
please explain to me the point of posting a gif of someone showing their bare legs if it WASNT because it tickled your fancy
so how's today's weather
suddenly no response whatsoever
currently brown for me
it's going to be green in a few hours
it was below freezing days ago now its in the mid 70s
regardless we should kill feet freaks
Don’t understand what’s so hard to understand when I say please don’t post videos or photos of your thighs this is a server with minors
Not even 3 hours later bro does it again
🥀
ruined my plans for tonight 
yipes
guess theyll go to cordis die instead
bbbbbbut y yyou don't understand.... i i HAVE to!
shut the fuck up

This is a totally [redacted] mentality mfs need to learn to control them selves
one of these days jefferson is going to rename one of those emojis to something wolf will hate and its gonna to add a billion infractions to your account

must be the colons
should we test that
We can’t
We are immune
It could literally contain the n word hard r and it would let us post it
At one point I did actually go and clear out the few examples still around 
Last night I tried my first alcoholic drink
Always wanted Jägermeister to be my first drink
Tastes like syrup and is very strong
Got drunk after the 2nd glass
I remember the last time I tried that
i remember never trying that
probably the only drink that made my tummy ache
poison
Wait you just drank straight Jäger in a tall glass?
I've never had jäger actually
Yeah
Yeah.Jägerbomb(Jägermeister + Red Bull)
I never tried a cocktail
And probably won't either
I think I heard of that mix, but yeah don't think I would be trying that either
damn bro
Monolith calls for energy
Oh jäger and red bull.
It's so strange in America it's a party drink. In Germany it's a granny drink sold as an impulse buy at the register.
peak
found this pencil
LOLLL
just to bother, do you think the tree needs to be darker
Got some more of the song down
First time yesterday I really felt how redbull works. When I was drinking it i felt nothing but yesterday I was soooooooooooooo energized.
Bro which Lay's even are those?
Can't think of any with that color except the worst abomination to ever be made
Apple Caramel 💀
It's probably pickle flavor
Pickle
That one is honestly pretty good 
Yo buds going into general anesthesia for a surgery rn if i die first guy to find my stalker stash wins (i farmed everything)
Good luck!
Thanks bud

i found 20 dollars on the ground
Im alive
! 2 hours of surveillance and im out of here
what did they cut out of you
tell them you've changed your mind and want them to put it back
My wisdom teeths all 4 they were painful had to be removed
did they let you keep them
Its nature they grow in your 20's
Some they grow nice some have to remove them
Dayum, all four
Yes very painful but I can forget them now im a tough guy but the pain alone made me tear up
I meant did they let you keep your teeth after they pulled them, sorry, i should've phrased that better
Nah
they let my brother keep his
Sometimes they broke so theres is just peices of it my bottom right one i had to spit out the rest but i would've liked that
i just open my crypto wallet after like 2 years of not checking it i have 9 bitcoin in it wtf
we eating good tonight
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40 years ago today
My friend gave me her jacket. Stalker cosplay material
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After the Chernobyl disaster began on 26th April 1986, between 260,000 and 600,000 men and women from both military and civilian agencies would be drafted into the initial cleanup operation that would last 10 months, doing jobs that ranged from cleaning the reactor building itself ...
A toast to them they were the best stalkers
Forty years ago, my grandfather Alexander was commander of a platoon of liquidators; let us not repeat the mistakes that we would then have to rectify
dude i made strelok
My parents told me i needed to take iodine pills as like a child-toddler because of the disaster
And i live in the Netherlands! Imagine that
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I'd like to share my old interview with the Deputy Technical Director for Safety at the Chornobyl Nuclear Power Plant Alexander Novikov. Despite the fifteen years that have passed, this article remains relevant to this day: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3712618674
it is now in my hands...
i can now engorge in the culture of eastern europe!
at last!
ive been wanting to make strelok
i just did last night
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Was playing Delta force, and I saw the spray. Looks a lot like the Veles detector
That’s literally just a veles lol
guess what..
Alt+C and V
correct me if im wrong but I think the Chornobyl/Čarnobyl (omagod belarusian łacinka) disaster affected belarus a little more than ukraine (idk just random fun fact)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYYWLH_UOnE where does STALKER rank on the most larped fanbase tier list?
The larping is getting out of hand guys please stop larping and please start playing the games instead like a good boy. Thanks.
I'd go for "pretty larped"
carp ceo
larp ceo goddamnit
It did yah, the wind took about 60-70% of the fallout to belarus
idk what its called in Polesian
Chornobyl in English i don't speak polish ahah
Čarnobyl is the belarusian name (the geographic chornobyl/čarnobyl area is in both I believe)
Czarnobyl is the polish one
its churnobyl in english
I dont like how chornobyl looks or sounds
it looks kinda off
Neither did the world in the 1986 😂
It used to be Chernobyl, but the actual correct way to say it is Chornobyl in English
But i wouldn't know.
I wasn't there.
I was in the toilet
Chernobyl is the r*ssian spelling and Chornobyl is the ukrainian spelling
Yeah 🙂
Ooga booga
its either, chernobyl has been the english spelling because it loaned the word from russian due to the soviet government
spelling it as chornobyl is a very new thing because of ukrainian being exposed to the west more now
i dont like either, but i like chernobyl slightly more because its what ive always known it as
czarnobyl is superior though
I don't thank the spelling is new.
It's a direct translation, i have some maps from the 70s-80s thats English says Chornobyl
the spelling isnt new but its common use in english is
Localization be like:
doesnt really matter imo because its pronounced "churnob'l" in english regardless
or "chuhnobel" in certain dialects
Ive only ever seen the Russian spelling, up until recently
same here
Maybe like within the last 6 years
Ok 🙂
I prefer to use Chornobyl for accuracy tbh
i never saw it spelt as chornobyl until 2023 i think
I dont think it matters to me that much
its kind of like how people started calling kiev kyiv
I use the names interchangeably
yeah same here
I still spell it kiev, lol
i dont really care about what spelling is right or not because im just gonna use the one i like more
Real
i still spell and pronounce it kiev because i like the sound of it better
I'm British English, im not sure where you're from so maybe maps are named a bit differently?
I've seen both spellings on maps made here but I've seen Chor on older maps too like one i have 🙂
midwest america, here the russian form is used majority of the time
The maps are labeled the same, more than likely
Unless you're reading maps in a different language, the spelling is going to be relatively the same, Kings English or not
sometimes i wish english was a phonetic language
but it would get insane from dialect to dialect
I cant fathom the logistics behind how that would look like
in wisconsin, the name "wisconsin" is pronounced "wuh-skahn-s'n"
itd look awesome on a map
shame our accent is kind of dying due to influence of the media coming from places like california or new york
Mini soda
Some American accents need to die out.
Like valley accents
And some southern city accents
upper midwestern needs to grow
Not rural ones tho
i know he hams up his accent for the act, but charlie berens is a good example of what a really heavy wisconsin accent sounds like
Midwestern accents are funny to me
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Yeah, he is the literal person that came to mind
ive never heard the iowan or minnesotan accents but i know the yooper one is even heavier
milwaukee accent i hate
its funny sounding but i just hate milwaukee
"ai-m from mi-wah-kee"
thats heavy? I dont hear anything heavy
idk maybe im on smth
wow thats, really disgusting, how sad
only reason I wouldn't put it as "larp CEO" is because the larping for STALKER mostly comes from the milsim/tarkov community which is relatively niche compared to the RE or Silent Hill larpers
i see more tourists with STALKER than i do larpers personally
right on point with the RE and silent hill comment though, it's actually crazy
Gamma be like
i designed this silly puzzle :3
it shows a 4 digit code, the hint i'll give is "clockwise"
I have spent 40 seconds on it, can I get the answer now
what is your guess?
4221
Is there a 67
only a 6
Hunter from L4D2 stealing kills
Bumber cars
i got invisalign today and somehow my ortho managed to make mouth bleed it’s like every time i go into that dentist office i leave bleeding
also they had 2 people putting the buttons on and just grabbing my face i didn’t know it was a team effort
Zone's cars
I hope it is 😭
Bro
gammababies are out of control 😭
Waiting for someone to make a video about Curse Forge and Minecraft next
i feel like these could make really cool looking planeter boxes for gardens, I think it would look rlly good
can we start killing people
Hi everyone! Can we buy those collectible cards outside of Ukraine? (not from second hand retailers)
no
F...ing great. It's an another disappointment from GSC then. Why are they hate their own fans?
🤫
i was having a good day until I read this
not even that really, just a collab with the ATB-Market. But who knows if gsc has plans to somehow make them available for people in other countries.
its a collab wirh local retail chain
much like the collab with nonstop
Sorry but I will not shut up. I couldn't buy the energy drink back then, because they didn't sell it any near me. The retailers asked for 30$ for an empty cans! while the drink was around 1-2$ in ukraine. Now they not selling these cards either. Why wasn't they sell the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 game only in Ukraine? I supported this team from the very beginning and they do this again. I only asking for BUYING their dmn product for money and the answer is no... Thank you very much.
The cards are on ebay btw and they ask for 10x or more it's originial price (again).
ok
twin GSC isn't some huge AAA company yeah most of their deals will be with local retailers/companies without international presence
i mean yeah
so what exactly is the problem? a local business not selling outside of their country?
like yeah its annoying I can't really buy the drink without paying a ton for shipping but whatever
If the next Stalker game will only be available in Ukraine and nowhere else, will you say: "I'm ok with that"?
yes
i mean yeah I'd like whatever collab product, but the company is the decision maker and they're likely not going to sell outside of their normal clientele
You can lie to yourself, but not to me...
its a video game dude
different from a can of soda
you cant download soda

I don't even need to lie to myself, I visit Ukraine every once in a while anyways lol
he doesn't know that vpn exists
16 hour flight for me to poland and then i could cross into ukraine

I also get into poland
Looks like I'm the only real fan here. Nvm then, I got my answers...
Me as Ukrainian seeing this message, while 85% of games have no ukr subs, and when american artists do "world tours" they in 99% miss Ukraine
based
ragebait attempt was creative and executed well, 8.6/10
similar flight time too, about 11 - 16 hours
I'm not talking about collaborations or official merch etc.
'real fans'
did bro just leave
true, we're all fake
Stalker made by Ukrainians for Ukrainians????? Idk
it is what it is
what is happening
if it were a perfect world this DHMO guy would've been banned two weeks ago
nothing

ragequit
if it were a perfect world we would have stalker 2 coop
Give the modders some time 
if it were a perfect world no one would suggest that
If it were a perfect world, stalker2 would release in 2012
and it would've SUCKED
2012 stalker 2 would've been so ass
from all the concepts
if it were a perfect world this purple guy would be green
I don't think so
who is this green name talking to
cant wait for the new metro game
who is this pruple zest twink talking to
if it were a perfect world ea-nasir would sell good quality copper
I thought you were a mod
It would have binoculars
capital C
this guy sounds like his name is kelvin
listen here, Devin
this gif is awesome
oh wow so we just doxxin now, john fig eater
Mr. Johnny T Figeater to you
But the world isn't perfect, so... no binoculars
well its Mr devin dunkinberry JUNIOUR for you
yo how do they make these gifs
they look really cool
how i look at Maszek complaining he cant consume foreign goods in his country
Hello my name is Jollane d'Ingrish
I hate you Jollane
hello Jollane d'ingrish
KITTY
Skill issue?
Fitness issue
how is that a skill issue
oh you know
I just said hello and got hated lol
kitty
i hate how fat people rub on you so you become greasy sometimes
what do you know about my toes....
idk i just assumed you had it
20$ for a picture
I'll add it to my collection of various relics and trinkets
yooo, i have a collection of various relics and trinkets too
weird stones that are colorful in rivers
whats curious, im curious...
Well, dat was kinda strange to see
the guy complaining about the cards?
this guy doing some arithmetic
he had to be rage baiting about the cards, that reply can't be real
For me the most fun part that such guys thinks that world rolling around them
people when they pretend they have been supporting this team since the start but they only knew about stalker because of stalker 2
And if someone has access to something - then should have them
I was waiting original stalker, cause I k ew about him in 2005 from local game magazine 
Yeah, im that old
another thing, in Ukraine we don't have official lego stores,
we like lego, but lego doesn't like us in answer
i was born in 2005, saw my brother playing it so i played it too when i was a kid
Half of the services wasn't present here
We can't trade directly, only through brocker
As an big personal.pain
disney+ for example
amazon prime
Ive known about stalker way before 2, just never had an interest in it. I was hard stuck call of duty as my fps of choice😭💀
i played everything, speaking of i cant wait for new metro
I MUST CONSUME!!! GIVE ME PRODUCTS TO CONSUME
damn you're like 22 or something
purple guy is on the tism, he the man behind the slaughter
20
yeah thats how math works!
im 19 chuds.. im unc
whos this guy
I heard about stalker through fallout and i put it off for a long time but when I did play SoC for the first time...I wish I could forget about stalker and play it again for the first time
you can be a chud but you cant be a fat chud
I was always the smallest in companies by age
you're 20 turning 21
if 19 is unc status what does that make Meowkula
wizard
monk
Now im just in the middle
buddha
27 gang bois
W
Damn, you're not that much older than me
i used to play every doom game too
meowkula is only two years older than me
I thought you were 30 or something
two and a half
Mentally im already 40
old people up in here
In IT 1 year = 2 normal
smells like oils, herbs, and squaky knees
Bad spine and herbs mostly
what does spine smell like
My dad is an archeologist I can ask him
awesome, i appreciate you
I hate nestle so much
why
dude they're genuinely evil
the nestle ceo said water shouldn't be a human right
lets kill him
for legal reasons this is oatmeals plan
i hate the product cause you genuinely can't avoid them they own like 2000 brands or something
you guys should watch jujutsu kaizen, and after you are done with that go and watch jojo
jojo too long, jjk end faster
yes
I already finished watching jojo a while ago
i never see nestle in my shops, only condensed milk
nestle like killed a bunch of children in africa and got away with it
yeah, they own too many brands
do yall suckle on some condensed sweet milk when you crave something sweet or just me
Anime for nerds
you old you cant speak
(Im watching anime for 20 years)
dang, we should like kill the nestle ceo
YES
But still its shit for nerds
I'm more into just regular movies nowadays
i just watch things
Wanting to collect physical dvds
its good to be a nerd sometimes
ive been reading and listening to more music more than i've been watching things recently
meow
this critter
kot
He is taking his well deserved rest after a long shift at the foid prison
insta is really just sending notifications to send notifications
happens to me alot
For you
homeless guy on crack
why would i want a notification telling me someones story ended
real 😭
i also get notifications when my friends repost a video sometimes even though i turned those off
ong, just be notificating
what do they do at the foid prison
i was googling an article abt it for more details on it and found out they're doing it again
big grocery
i thought he was like killing them with guns and bazookas, hes just making them obese and diabetic
which is as bad as the first
we should jail him
food corpos, especially in america, want their food to be as fattening and addictive as possible so you become fat and obedient
faxts
no well, starting in the 60s i think they had an aggressive marketing campaign targeted in african countries who were at the time struggling with an HIV epidemic. Their marketing was for baby formula, which was for one not to european standards but also had to be mixed with water, which wasn't clean in those area. They marketed in a way to convince mothers that using formula was safer than breastfeeding, despite the chances of an infant contracting HIV through milk being extremely low and by the time mothers realized it was making their children sick they couldn't switch off of it
and cause around 212k infant deaths a year
sorry for yap
Reason: Bad word usage
thats horrible
hiv cant be contracted through breast feeding i dont think
damn
we should definitely kill the nestle operation
very very very small chance, but there was an epidemic so it was easy to scare people into thinking the chances were greater. the chances of an infant dying from the unclean water are much higher than the chances of hiv
yeah they saw a chance and took it too they knew people would be scared
they still get away with stuff like that, along with yk the average companies child labour, slavery, ect
someone should like cover this on the internet and show others
an interview maybe too
Well well well, person who kinda like soviet union
Go read rule 6 and you have 10 min to make actions

I think it was a bug but wolf gave me the eat me eyes when I was in rookie village I feel violated
huh?
Remove the Soviet stuff or you’re gone
someone posted a swastika
like my pfp or the thing in my bio
All of it 
Soviet symbols are hate symbols here
You have a minute left 
More likely it's a totalitarian regime and also we have rule 11.
Communism are forbidden in UA, so it's 2 rules here basically
Those too
i just like ГАИ, my bad
They probably know BuzzsawSnak
logs
lol
god forbid a man posts skibidi toilet first infantry
i ❤️ fartin & poopin
i'm actually shaking i was helping my art teacher clean up the room like i normally do, I moved a painting of evil scary mario and then saw a mixed media piece with THREE photos of Dr*ke on it this is NOT okay
are they real?

wow you're back now
Yes they are

I dropped that
come get it
It's a trap
It's legit™
SHHHHHHHH that was a SECRET he wasn't supposed to know that yet
Oh sorry, I'll edit
thank you
I cant bite people anymore unfortunately
no you won't
say wallahi i wont
Ram spread + bed fort thingy + stalker gaming (living the childhood dream)
Ngl we’ve probably been eating artificial steak for awhile now and it’s only now gaining publicity so it gets even more “normalised” 🙏🙏
I'll eat deer instead
You have not
Its absurdly expensive for now
Lab grown meat is still an experimental process
If you can tell real meat from processed foods you're in for a rough time
hm
It'd most likely be a requirement to disclose that its synthetic meat anyway
In fact, knowing modern marketing, they'll try to make it look like the future and dumbasses will buy it in droves even if its proven not to have the same nutritional value as natural meat
this is very tinfoil hat tbh
lab meat is not even close to being viable rn
and if it becomes viable its actual use will likely be growing replacement parts for transplantology
Not really. Generally there is a decent amount of transparency, particularly in Europe, in regards to the origin of food. Companies producing lab-grown meat absolutely will have to disclose its origin or they'll be risking legal trouble
i cannot fathom how they'd make it cheaper than raising actual animals
Scale
and the only constraint when it comes to nutrition would be what they feed the meat cell culture
It'll all boil down to scale.
no it boils down to how much money you have to pour to produce 1kg of meat
rn lab meat is absurdly inneficient in this regard
that is true i meant the second part
also like
It is currently, yes, but its also still relatively new. Most new technological developments take a long time to reach a mature state where they can be sold at scale
im pretty sure all mediums for these lab grown meats use broth/aminoacids from actual meat lmfao
That wouldn't be a shock, yeah. There is almost certainly some element that comes from the original creature
it is new but the idea itself kinda prevents it from being easy to scale up
growing cell cultures is pretty hard and we are quite terrible at it because everything in an actual multicellular organism is usually regulated by hundreds of informational molecules some of which we dont even understand fully
while we can maybe sort of grow a slab of meat cells it will likely not retain the structure of actual muscle and it will have to be babysat like crazy
meanwhile a cow just eats literal garbage tier food bacteria do everything for it and it just uses what they produced and grows
Reason: Bad word usage
the actual short term progress will likely just be genetically optimising animals further and also solving modern day farming issues like the fact that antibiotics HAVE to be replaced by something in large scale meat production
cause we overused them for a LONG time and it bit us in the ass
Not really. Think about the infrastructure involed in large scale meat production. You've got the slaughterhouse stuff, you gotta manage feed, you've gotta provide medical care for the animals, you've got to provide means of raising new calves, checking for disease, and there is a truly gargantuan amount of land required for all of it.
Whereas lab-grown meat could be produced in a floorspace that would amount of a fractional volume of the current industry.
umm nope
Uhhh yeah...
Do you know just how expansive the meat industry is, just for cattle alone?
Its HUGE mate
All it really boils down to is getting the technology to scale up and as soon as thats viable, then companies will try to do so
lab grown meat requires tons of specialised equipment and personnel also very specialised resources like culture mediums, regulatory molecules, optimised 'scaffolding' for it to grow on and also absolutely pristine gas ventillation and filtering systems
it is not scalable thats the issue
yes i am literally a 4th year vet med student
however you have to understand that this is incomparable to farming
It's not scalable yet, as above, companies will jump on it the very second it is, because it will prove to be more cost effective in the long run. If it wasn't a possibility, it simply wouldn't be something that would be considered for human consumption
even huge compounds that hold literal millions of chickens at once are not as technologically advanced as a lab that would grow just meat
more cost effective yes more cost effective than raising animals no
we have gotten absurdly good at optimising raising animals and we arent even close to the peak in my country as of today chickens are only worth a dollar per kg
a singular dollar
Reason: Bad word usage
Bruh, I can't.
xd that bot
Reason: Bad word usage
😭
BRUH. I wanna continue this convo, but I can't discuss anything in this discord.
Just kill the fckin bot already jesus christ.
yeah it gets on my nerves too
anyway if the crazy tech used for growing lab meat rn gets cheaper and it can be applied to meat then lmao we gonna have 10mil population chicken coops that shit out meat worth half a dollar per kg with like 1.0001 FCR (feed conversion ratio feed weight/animal product weight), im obviously hyperbolising but its just to illustrate
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if the residents were kind and wholesome
popular
all the hot moms want me
is there any
im gwine guh an suck yuh madda wen mi deh
is it a replica airsoft
Yea
But it looks so good
ARES brand. Top de la top
I found biscoff at the grocery store and now i'm being fat with it
sometimes they import stroopwafel but they didn't have any this time
gang should I perform System of a Down with my band at school for final assembly?
The honse lamp
Even the front band has proper markings
I was also looking for a gewehr 43. But its both out of stock, and the listing shows they sell it for 2k euro. Waaaay too much
There recently came an svt 40 on the market. But its electric, and it doesnt move the bolt when firing. 
SVT-40 AEG Rifle Replica - Real Wood [S&T] - SVT-40 rifle replica by S&T is an excellent choice for history and airsoft enthusiasts. Modeled after the legendary Russian semi-automatic rifle used, among others, during World War II, it faithfully recreates the weapon used by snipers such as Lyudmila Pavlichenko. Th...
Would be fun to have tho
Boring
@warm marsh 
Any reason for the friend request, I don't usually add back randoms
we both on the nonbinary spectrum
yes
thats my reason

do you ever just let the fan cool
no i let it warm
i see i see
And I'm on standBI
i understood that joke
o.
o/, to any moderator, do you mind if i can post some american conquest stuff here?(game is not dead)
for a price
Yea, i know. Wish i could buy the real ones as easy as airsoft
Off-topic
So, yes you can
i thought that was a vape
Yea vaping that 33cm radio band
duuuddee i’m tripping balls off megahertz
this is a weird question but anyone fluent in russian wanna be pen pals and help me learn 🙏
you will be put in the brazen bull
I read the vn I get the lore alright bud

You weren’t there
You don’t know
JasperG007 Don't leave ru votz

worst music in the world thats gotta be indie music
indian music
Coconut
Whimsical
I did not know, that in Costa Rica they have issues with Tesla anomaly
⚡
REMn't
😭
I wish I had those tiny toothpick umbrellas
that would genuinely be amazing
I opened the coconut
eat the flesh and then use it to make horse noises like in monty python
rip out the flesh
I got a call with my results and was given a referral to a psychiatrist what that mean
if you like shred it up you can bake with it and it tastes really good
yes
probably with the next coconut
This current one's going to be my meal for the morning
I heard they like coconuts
And Amelia Earhart
I see a face
Lol
you good dude
Yes I am good
okay so i thought i was trippin when playing warframe, seeing this user:
no, apparently they named themselves after the artist/ensemble which played gyurza dreaming from SoC?
odd, just in general
boreframe
opposing horse
What da honse doin
Its opposing
Yesterday at the airport (I just wanted to do my Job Interview there)
it's snowing rn you must be joking with me
Yeah it's me pranking you
come back and get rid of it
No returns
Damn straight
im going to sprinkle extra fine glitter throughout your home
funny that you sent this to the Ukrainian game chat. Vader once tried to become our president 
I heard about that, totally forgot that that happened
pardon
You're okay
i was drawing strelok running like an anime girl with bread in his mouth and then i realized i don't have to finish it
i don't have to do this
I finally have a toaster
the Victorian child when he gets electricity wired to his house for the first time:
Ive been alive 18 years and somehow, this is the first time ive ever interacted with a toaster
Bro roasted his bread over the camp fire if he wanted it "toasted"
i need to pan fry my bread more
Or a gas powered griddle
make sure you take the bread out with a fork
don’t do that
if you move your bread to the fridge from the freezer and just leave it for a bit you can avoid the toaster defrosting it
i know this because I’m not a fan of toast I only make sandwiches with bread
you killed a man
we only ever toast our bread so we just have it be a frozen block and shove it in the toaster
we freeze bread cause it lasts longer that way, I’ll just defrost it in the fridge usually the night before I want it because I cannot stand the smell of toast at all
you could not pay me to touch the toaster
i think i’d rather defrost it in the microwave if i wanted it asap
pan, butter
the reason i bought a toaster was because pan frying toast took too long
I only say that because I thought it was funny to imagine having a bread on a stick over the camp fire turning to toast the bread
my father just sent me the thing about a stalker cosplayer getting arrested in toronto and asked “isn’t this that game you play?” i’m crine
already heard abt that but at least he remembered
do you think there are people out there doing that
what if they just shove the whole toast into the fire and then blow it out like some people do their marshmallows
You never know in this world sadly
You have people buring a box in the ground to keep food refrigerated
wouldnt bugs just get in it
How am I supposed to know people will do whatever they do
You got rednecks mounting AC units to a zero turner
people really just be doing anything
Yes
i got like banned from the Helldivers 2 discord some days ago bcs, mostly someone said they wanted Lgbtq capes in the game, i said it would be weird since HD2 isn't that typa game, then he went to say that i hate all lgbtq people randomly which i denied, i blocked him too so i couldn't see his messages, he prolly said a lot or misinformation ab me and went to cry to the mods, and yuh im perma banned now for "bigotry" 
tho it's just the discord fortunately, it obviously doesn't affect my game
they have him too
Average public discord
yup
Couldnt you just appeal to mods and get that guy banned
You should do thay because itd be super fuсking funny
nah like, first of all, 2-3 more people ganged up on me as well, saying the same bullsheet as that dude, and also, i got banned 30 mins after The discussion, and the bot says that i can appeal the ban on the 10th of may, fuc that i aint join anymore lmao
Id try to find a sympathetic mod and get those people banned for the fun of it
They sound like they rely on discord for social interaction and itd be good for them to get off
im too lazy to do an alt acc and contact a mod, and also mods there are nerdy and boring, like i literally said "ok it's my fault if i caused this much fuss, i shouldn't have started it" and still got banned, so i don't expect them giving me any consideration
i just let it go yk, after all the discord of HD2 was just people that would talk ab metas and complain ab the game
same
Im so glad this place got chill mods
Ive only gotten banned 3 times
One was when a mod told ME to do something and then BANNED me because i was SLEEPING 
Another banned me for backtracking on an edgy joke and saying i didnt mean it (actually labeled the backtracking as the reason, not the joke)
And the third time was because i accidentally annoyed the mod and got banned without warning
Discord is a WONDERFUL website
all from this server?
i remember a time when the moderation here was out of control
I wish
wdym u got banned for sleeping
thats wild
I should ban you for being blue
Honestly amazing Tejas never banned you
whats wrong with blue 
tampico doesnt like blue
fair
same to me
we went off on him multiple times
he likely would be too afraid to do that though that would have been insanely funny
the bird of prey
i mean, you're not entirely wrong in your logic:' D
im not wrong about anything
ew
i'd assume cause he didn't answer fast enough, not specifically because he was sleeping
fair
i've been banned from 2 servers and they were both by association, I've never actually done anything to get myself banned
wild
the helldivers 2 discord is a hive mind i only have it bc of announcements but every time i look at general chat its just hive mind behavior
thanks chingus
no problem handsome
ohhh youu... ...
my mother walked in on me playing 32 deck klondike solitaire and stared at me with disappointment
play mahjong instead
mahjong solitaire
i play that often, i have it on my phone
this is awful
Friend
Delicious snack
Fit check🥹
i just heard someone pronounce seychelles as "silleaches"
tuff
Thabks twin🥹❤️🩹
I needa get a soviet gp sometime this month
Just not sure which to get
I'm personally not a big fan of the gps
they've got the iconic look to them and I think that's where it ends for them being good gas masks
Ah, whats your favorite?
for non intended usage reasons they're fine if you don't mind them being tight and how sweaty the rubber gets, along with ripping out some hair
my c4 cbrn
yes
How's everyone day been? I hope you guys are doing great 🩷
I'm not sure which side is good or bad
neither side respects the concept of good and evil
Then I choose kiwi birv
hungry
i'm so hungry i could eat a
Oatmeal? It goes best with cinnamon and granola
a ward member
personally i also add a little bit of maple syrup into my oatmeal and some sliced up apples
I love the part when john stalker says “it’s clear sky time” and clear skyed all over the place
very well
Battle of Austerlitz — Allied Victory
Fought Turenne on Austerlitz with Schooner as my ally. This was a bit of a revenge match, since Turenne had narrowly beaten me and Schooner on Alexandria earlier, and had also beaten me and Mental on Austerlitz some days before.
This time, I wanted to avoid the same problem: being divided and defeated in detail. I had Schooner concentrate his forces so Turenne could not easily isolate him, then I attacked in the north to see how Turenne would respond.
The northern assault made good progress, but the decisive moment came when Turenne committed heavily against the hill, trying to break through and cut Schooner’s throat. Once I saw that, I pulled out of my northern push and redirected my fire onto the flank of Turenne’s main attack.
That shift won the battle. Turenne’s attacking force was caught while committed, and after that segment was destroyed, the rest of his line became much easier to grind down. Schooner and I then kept pressure across the front until the enemy position collapsed.
Good fight by Turenne, who remains a dangerous aggressive player, and good work by Schooner for holding firm after concentrating. The key lesson: do not let Turenne split you. Make him commit, then punish the main effort.
A year passed
lol
Is that why you chose the name oatmeal? Favorite breakfast or dinner? No judgment
i’ve been oatmeal since 2019, i honestly don’t remember how it got picked but i cannot change it at this point because everyone knows me as oatmeal
It's catchy! I like it
originally i was oatmealwater though, I think I thought it was funny ? but I changed it to coriyum when I hit highschool and got really into chemistry, physics, and nuclear engineering, cause corium
even if i did change it everyone would still call me oatmeal
some dude i’ve never spoken to in here dmed me 2 voice messages and the only thing i understood was “monolith” lol
After 3 days of struggling I got fallout 3 to run on my computer
Too me way too long to realize that I didn't have the anniversary patcher
im that one over there
And that's mine!
Damn, they removed my house from the map 
yeah no one wants to see that shit
I should count myself lucky
i just turned the page what is going on
yo i deleted that image cause i read ahead and learned that is a REAL photo, i thought it was edited
my fault
Kind of wish libraries would bring back this
wdym? the paper sign out sheets?
Yeah, with the stamps and all
I was alive when my local library was just discontinuing them
before everything going digital
they are kinda cool, the online sign out is a lot more efficient for keeping track of inventory though
I just forget when my books are due with the online one though
damn, library in school i went to still uses that
He’s got overdue books, jack up his electric bills
my brother had an overdue book from his school
that book has been chilling on my shelf for 10 years now
I have a book from a school library that i've moved twice with
they're never getting that thing back
is it at least a good book
exactly
i mean, it is like a classic literature in my country
its good, i haven't read it but i read online analysis for presentation i did for it
classic literature is good
I have a copy of the three musketeers from 1934 on my shelf
its not worldwide classic but like local classic? idk how to explain lol
oooooo, that's so cool
i've been meaning to go get it restored, i'm worried the cloth on the spine is going to fall off
why not




