💬┃en_offtop

[bitter hearth]

it was like 9 am for me, you know how everything in the morning is too much information, i recommend you indulge in coffee activities, coffee is awesome and delicious, it has many ways

[merry ember]

i haven’t had mine either this morning 😢

[bitter hearth]

personaly i like black coffee, strong and bitter with 2 spoons of sugar, if i hate my self and i have alot of work and need to stay awake, i add black pepper to my coffee, makes it more bitter and gives it a punch

[bitter hearth]

get this man some coffee yall

[merry ember]

i have to peel myself from my warm bed and get ready for the day first

[twin cairn]

Bro don't take the bait they voted for a rapist and 34x felon they are a laughing stock on the world stage rn

[thorn cove]

bruh

[twin cairn]

?

They cant diss Canada when they have made laughable choices

Canada is based as hell

[thorn cove]

like I know who is you talking about but no politics my guy

[merry ember]

my fault original gangster

jumpscare warning, scary bunny

[thorn cove]

BNUYY

[twin cairn]

[rich blade]

penguan do u have darktide

[neon vale]

Yes but its uninstalled and i havent played in like a year and a half

[rich blade]

okay ig
uhh
I'm nearly level 30 so i could help you
if you wanna reinstall it

[neon vale]

Ive been on the siege grind as of late

[merry ember]

i just screamed, GET THIS THING THE HELL AWAY FROM ME 🤢🤢🤢

i hate centipedes, get off my ceiling

[grim stone]

[void kelp]

Star Wars outlaws dlc out guess I have to install it again 😞

[merry ember]

there's a cat outside and i stopped to pet it so now im late for class smh, it's a special occasion there are never cats outside cause it's not legal in my city

[void kelp]

Imagine not being on break already

[merry ember]

canadia

[void kelp]

Ah I’m American

[merry ember]

im kinda worried now tho for that cat, it's illegal for them to be outside cause there are people who will take them and kill them unfortunately

[void kelp]

Kidnap it duh.

[grim stone]

You should have took the cat and showed it the centipede.

[merry ember]

i showed my cat the centipede and she ate it

[merry ember]

and take it to class?? 😭

now that i think about it that wouldn't be so bad

[merry ember]

don't you guys start in august though? we start in september

[void kelp]

I ended on may first

[wispy knot]

OUCH

[void kelp]

And start back in September

[merry ember]

bruh

[void kelp]

Still working on this

[merry ember]

🥀🥀

[nocturne olive]

Yum

[bitter hearth]

how i be lookin

[bitter hearth]

mmmmmmhhh, protein.......

[half hinge]

Lick it

[hoary wave]

Why is man castrating people? Is he stupid?

[bitter hearth]

shhh he will hear us and we will be next!

[merry ember]

today i learned vaping can cause ED

[merry ember]

and that it shrinks your wiener

i've never vaped but don't vape guys you'll get a small penis

[twin cairn]

Vaping/smoking/drinking is cringe and a waste of money tbh

[neon vale]

holy shit

last.fm added a thing where you can see your most listened artists on a graph compared to each other

its not even close

the legend on the left is how many times ive played a song by that band

[neon vale]

its even funnier that civil war is my 3rd most listened to band

because they are a splinter band off of sabaton

[icy pebble]

What... am I looking at?:' D

[rich blade]

zaku

[gray jetty]

The most modern military in action

We in America shiver in fear at the sight of such power

[icy pebble]

I've got a joke but it gets a bit too real

[gray jetty]

Then again we don’t really get real with our wars anymore

[rich blade]

shmarcktide

[rotund horizon]

This reminds me of the Military of Ghana

[gray jetty]

We just use drones

Reaper drone go brrr

[rich blade]

ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE

[gray jetty]

My buddy actually saw one a while ago

When he was out in Vegas

[rich blade]

we can NOT let drones go fully automated

[gray jetty]

Well yah

What do you think all the war thunder players are suppose to do

[bitter hearth]

if done correctly it could be a awesome project, the armour would be built really thick because we dont have that good of protective material, and then again it would be just a one man tank

[gray jetty]

You have 2k hours in war thunder?

Perfect

[bitter hearth]

just go inside this nice comfy hole and cause chaos

[gray jetty]

I need you to sit in this cargo container in the desert and fly this plane

It’s just a simulation

Don’t worry

[bitter hearth]

new gen graphics

[icy pebble]

2k hours warthunder? Is that even survivable?

[neon vale]

ghanans are awesome

one foreign exchange student this year was from ghana

[bitter hearth]

i do have a project in mind but it is a real project and i cant give out on it anymore as its still in the tests, not combat related but somewhat usefull

[neon vale]

in the middle of a white redneck village

[bitter hearth]

engineer go brrr

[neon vale]

it got fun after the first thousand

[icy pebble]

Bruh that's stockholm syndrome...

[gray jetty]

Can vouch for this

It’s accurate

[neon vale]

im always playing music but never focusing on it so whenever i take a clip it always has the most insane shit playing in the background (ignore ozelov)

[gray jetty]

Real

A lot of my clips got random shit playing or YouTube drama playing lol

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gustavo-fring-locked-in-gif-4695211608339768284

[bitter hearth]

why is he looking like an ark character

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/mge-demoman-gif-15289000752346143624

[sharp hamlet]

Hello Dexter Morgan.

[idle ermine]

i will parry anything that is parryable

theres dumb

dumb and dumber

[whole sable]

I mean there are some BRs in different tech trees that are enjoyable

[idle ermine]

@rotund horizon @bitter hearth

[neon vale]

4.0-8.3 air is really fun for japan

[whole sable]

6.7 and a bit for 7.3 US is fun for ground

[rotund horizon]

Cinder Approval

[whole sable]

I kinda want to try Japan ground since I heard their high tier was nice

[rotund horizon]

I was able to get to SoCs second phase

I died soon after the first attacks but It was a big progress so far

now It's perfecting the first phase and progressing through the 2nd one

[idle ermine]

im gonna get to him extremely quickly

[bitter hearth]

apparently, there are some things that are too strong for you to just parry, i learned the hardway😔

[idle ermine]

u have to reinforce ur shield too

[bitter hearth]

your character looks cool af, and holy gorlock that mf big

[rotund horizon]

fr,you can basically speedrun ds3 now

[idle ermine]

also parrying works really good with smaller shields

[idle ermine]

yes
Thats what i did last save

[bitter hearth]

at the first of darksouls 3 i died 8 times to some man with a katana ontop of a staircase and kept going back to him untill i beat him, not a boss, not a strong enemy, a shirtless man with a katana

and all he gave me was ragged mage clothing that i sold

lost about 2000 souls ish to him

[idle ermine]

u get the Uchigatana from him

[rotund horizon]

Havel Thumbsup

[idle ermine]

should i fight the dancer early?

[bitter hearth]

oh yeah i did see this thing but couldnt use it

[idle ermine]

get ur dex up if u want to use it
really good weapon

[bitter hearth]

i thought i got it somewhere else, i actually lost 3.5k souls, i thought he was a regular enemy and rushed at him

and got 3 hit killed

[idle ermine]

nope hes not
hes the master swords man

u can use him as a summon in so areas
thats after killing him

[bitter hearth]

ive never played darksouls, i think like the first darksouls and abit of the second wayy back when i was a kid, ive forgot everything exept the dodging part, and parry

didnt finish the first too, i think i was pretty close tho

[idle ermine]

big frigging sword

[bitter hearth]

berserk sword

[idle ermine]

yes

ur gonna hate this mfs in farron keep

[bitter hearth]

im hating everyone atm

they have intence instinct

[wispy knot]

BONK

[earnest escarp]

You should play Urban Reign NOW

[rich blade]

hop on atomfall

[rotund horizon]

Level up a bit and then do It

I'm recommend getting a dark,lighting or bleed weapon before you fight her

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/EgfxushxVuE?si=Uk_CIRBVcelAr8CQ

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-full-body-bloodborne-short-hunter-gif-12872891291929140474

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/сталкер-меми-stalker-monolit-gif-9085978520748571329

[proven wasp]

Ukrainian tank moment

[nocturne olive]

car moment

[neon vale]

ajerican pie

[nocturne olive]

wha

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7vl9NlZawDzGz1TLcj2vNV?si=b9d61359a18e4dcf

[nocturne olive]

finland

[neon vale]

gong one

https://open.spotify.com/track/1fDsrQ23eTAVFElUMaf38X?si=f0773a4ca0104b99

@twin cairn they should make a canadian

i cannot fuсking TYPE

[twin cairn]

Bro that would be based haha

[merry ember]

why is everything on fire again

[twin cairn]

Gonna be a bad fire season

[merry ember]

north of me is under evac bro

[twin cairn]

I hope you and your family stay safe

[merry ember]

you too, idk if it’s bad where you are but stay safe regardless

[twin cairn]

We need to build more water bombers like right now and not super bad but we do get fires north of me

[merry ember]

real, what provinces aren’t on fire rn 😭😭

can we have one summer where nothing is on fire and bc isn’t flooded

people living in bc when it’s the most expensive province to live in and it’s on fire and underwater at the same time

i don’t live there but i have friends who do

[twin cairn]

ong man haha this place gets wild lol

[merry ember]

i live in the praires and somehow the only forests catch on fire

it’s tornado season too 🥀

[nocturne olive]

li'vin sounds like litvin ong this server is pro litvinist (they are goofy people who say that the grand duchy of lithuaina was belarusian lol) ONG

(I love responding to old messages)

[nocturne olive]

crazy

[neon vale]

stoc needs to go back to neco-arc posting

we used to be everywhere

[nocturne olive]

but does it really

[nocturne olive]

crazy

[nocturne olive]

Someone just asked me "How did you access internet in russia I thought it was only in the USA"

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/vdospunks-dos-punks-punks-wonderdaan-maxcapacity-gif-25741207

[nocturne olive]

I want to jump off a mountain in georgia now

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/body-swap-mountain-dew-gif-22646625

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/fattv-swierk-fattv-car-hulk-smash-bosnian-car-gif-20548149

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/fiat126-bareja-maluch-failure-car-crash-gif-14565853

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/wspólna-chwila-wspolna-chwila-święta-swieta-julia-wieniawa-gif-19603291

[idle ermine]

oh its the french woman that played bloodborne once

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cigar-smoking-smoking-cat-cat-is-smoking-cigar-gif-8453696328432591931

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-FKpQ1qdAs

[nocturne olive]

watch north korean movies instead frfr

[steel sapphire]

Hey gang

[subtle sluice]

Q

[peak field]

Ngl Arthur Morgan is kinda hot

[rotund horizon]

Yeah

[idle ermine]

Man i cant wait till saturday

[sonic blaze]

https://blogs.nvidia.com/blog/geforce-now-thursday-steam-deck-geforce-now/

[icy pebble]

So that's how cacti keep cool in the hot dessert sun

[merry ember]

the more you know

[bitter hearth]

wow, now i can ride my horse! thank you!

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/sanjiclops-vash-trigun-vash-the-stampede-thumbs-up-gif-14404642215469171718

[merry ember]

another fun fact, did you know that when seals bounce on land it’s called galumphing?

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/experiment-gif-3458412630302233805

[merry ember]

those seals are galumphing

[bitter hearth]

some people sadly have less braincells than us, but some chads have a ton of braincells!

[bitter hearth]

the experiment is going well...

[icy pebble]

Did you know that jumping out of a building through a glass window is called "defenestration"?

[nocturne olive]

How did I access the internet

[merry ember]

i did know that one actually, and it’s not jumping out, it’s the act of throwing someone out a window

[bitter hearth]

we should all hop on subnautica 2 coop when it comes out

[icy pebble]

Ah yeah

[nocturne olive]

I don’t have any subnaiticas

[merry ember]

i asked this American guy how many chromosomes he had once and he said 300

[icy pebble]

Rofl

[nocturne olive]

So Russians have an extra one but Americans have 300

[bitter hearth]

one can access the internet through telepathic brain power called using a tool like a mobile or a computer and connecting the router that has wifi to the tool you are using

[nocturne olive]

Shhhh don’t let other know the secret

[bitter hearth]

man, this guy must be a unit huh

[merry ember]

does anyone wanna guess how late for class i am rn

[bitter hearth]

30 minutes?

[merry ember]

yeah about that

[nocturne olive]

Wrong photo 😔

[bitter hearth]

it was cool cat tho😔

[merry ember]

send kitty

[nocturne olive]

Ok

[merry ember]

i love your pussy

[nocturne olive]

Murder mittens

[bitter hearth]

ouchies, mine does that too

[nocturne olive]

Sorry lol

[merry ember]

i'm coughing beuh it smells like smoke

the sky is orange

[bitter hearth]

your lungs might be a motor

[merry ember]

no my province is on fire actually

[bitter hearth]

ah explains

[nocturne olive]

More murder mittens

[bitter hearth]

i hope its all good and not that dangerous, stay safe

[nocturne olive]

Manitoba moment fr (I hope everything is ok for you)

[merry ember]

yeah it's great you should move in with me wink wink (air ball)

[bitter hearth]

i will steal your porch

[merry ember]

it's kinda fixed to the ground

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cattitude-fun-cat-cat-fun-cat-funny-gif-5683118938279006051

[bitter hearth]

im strong, i got the brawns, and maybe the brains

[merry ember]

strong like soviet economy

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-night-looking-up-kitty-cute-gif-16392670

[bitter hearth]

strong like gordon freakman

[merry ember]

anton come move in with me, we can stab people together and get arrested like real men, not like those bum laws you have

[bitter hearth]

this one video is taking ages to upload to youtube like damn man, ts been 6% since 20 minutes ago

[merry ember]

come stab people with me twin

[merry ember]

if you were wondering, i harass all my friends like this equally ❤️

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pig-sad-pig-нахрюк-gif-18125033414110579107

[merry ember]

dw you're still special to me

[nocturne olive]

What does this mean

[merry ember]

your street name is ed cause i think you're special

[merry ember]

when he bad but he lowk autistic

[nocturne olive]

Haha hacked person got warned

[bitter hearth]

i almost sent something wrong

[merry ember]

bad word usage

how do people get hacked

[bitter hearth]

sometimes by being dumb

[nocturne olive]

They click on FREE NITRO LINK

[merry ember]

i put every link from someone i don't know through a grabify scanner

[merry ember]

not like i care that much anyway i only talk to brokies, you got rent to pay you're not coming to my house

[nocturne olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969996126478540910/1127346510523273326/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[merry ember]

you can't send vms in this channel

[nocturne olive]

Yes

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-cat-meme-some-random-gif-24198250

[nocturne olive]

What

[bitter hearth]

i got trolled

[nocturne olive]

Crazed

[rotund horizon]

My childhood game,Limbo,is free rn

[merry ember]

today in health i watched a kid in my class take a condom and blow it up like a balloon

[urban coral]

Natural selection doing its work

[tropic pumice]

finally

[neon vale]

how the fuсk did you also find this guy

[tepid matrix]

Hi guys

Does anyone know good games WH40k where you can play as necron? Cause im know only 3 or 4

[neon vale]

dawn of war games are good

[tepid matrix]

But only 1 ?

[neon vale]

dark crusade, soulstorm (i think), and retribution should have necrons

https://store.steampowered.com/app/15620/Warhammer_40000_Dawn_of_War_II__Anniversary_Edition/

Steam

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Price

$9.99

Recommendations

7201

Metacritic

85

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they lumped retribution into this version of dawn of war 2

[tepid matrix]

Battlfleet 1/2

[neon vale]

idk sorry

[tepid matrix]

I heard that some factions were cut out in this part

[neon vale]

retribution has all factions i think

tau, necrons, tyranids, chaos, space marines, and astra militarum

oh wait they might not have orks though

[tepid matrix]

😦

Thank you

[hoary wave]

0.2 GPA activities

[merry ember]

yeah but i'd be lying if i said i didn't laugh

[nocturne olive]

Crazy

[hoary wave]

Facts

[nocturne olive]

But Chymo was pro bulba

[sacred idol]

I wanna talk to soy.. soyboss

[twin cairn]

Wack

[heavy crown]

https://tenor.com/view/the-curse-nathan-fielder-wack-well-gif-13324284144995461151

[astral current]

should I replay SoC or CoP first

ah probably not the right channel to ask this my bad

[idle ermine]

man i love artorias sword

[steel venture]

[rich blade]

i thought you said lost crusade for a sec

[idle ermine]

@rotund horizon yk abt this?

OOOOH

[idle ermine]

deacon time

[rotund horizon]

well made

the first time I fough them,I had no clue how to kill them

2nd time however,I did beat them and with the help of Anri

[idle ermine]

im at wolnir

one boss im gonna hate will be the dancer and the dragon slayer armor

god i hate the dancer

[rotund horizon]

for Dragonslayer Armour you can summon Eygon and Sirris to help you

For Eygon,free the girl he's protecting

for Sirris you gotta join the Darkmoon covenant and help her

[idle ermine]

uhhhhh

[rotund horizon]

I hate her too

[idle ermine]

imma just go fight the old demon king

[rotund horizon]

she was a roadblock for me for weeks.The night I beated(the same day you beated DS3) her,I've never felt so happy

[idle ermine]

hes easier

[rotund horizon]

I'd recommend using a phantom,she'll make things a bit more easier

[idle ermine]

never seen this

[bitter hearth]

im using mouse and keyboard and i dont know if its easier or not

[idle ermine]

depends

u good with a controller?

[bitter hearth]

only game im good with in controller is tekken

but dark souls seems better with controller, with keyboard and mouse sometimes the guy kicks the air randomly, or just strikes somewhere else instead of the locked on target or any target

[idle ermine]

easy souls right here

[rotund horizon]

how do you kill that thing anyway

[idle ermine]

just get the ballista to shoot it

aka hide behind this rock before the old demon king

suggest using any emote that lets u be closer to the ground

the old demon king used some fart attack and one tapped me

[bitter hearth]

lethal gas attack

[idle ermine]

only 6 hours in and i killed a lot of bosses

[bitter hearth]

i am one hour in and there is a giant dragon on a tower, a man in shining armor followed me home, and im lost i dont know the way

i got like 7 items i cant use for some reason and the only thing i can use is a broken short sword that does nothing

[rotund horizon]

can you show me the screenshot of where you're at ?

I guide you to next bonfire and tell you where to go after

[nocturne olive]

I LOVE STRIKE GROUPS

[bitter hearth]

i walked forward, escaped this big dragons fire, that man in the hallway followed me the whole way, dragon damaged him and i killed him, i went all the way back to my first bonfire

every weapon i find it says i cant use it properly

so im still using my first weapon dual weilded

[rotund horizon]

It's because you don't have the stats for It.

[nocturne olive]

the missles will never stop

[rotund horizon]

wait for the dragon to kill all the enemies bellow,run as fast as you can, avoid the knight at the door

once you get inside,you'd want to go upstairs,avoiding all the nemies in the cabin,and there you will find another bonfire

[bitter hearth]

oh i kept going downstairs and dying in some tunnle thing

thanks for the help il do this, ive allready lost so many souls

[rotund horizon]

don't worry about souls,what you get from basic enemies is nothing

bosses drop more souls + you acquire their soul after defeating them

[bitter hearth]

ive had about 5 k or something, was gonna level up but died and lost at least half, went back to get it and died again😭

[bitter hearth]

il keep a lookout for any boss that i can kill for now, i need those levels

[rotund horizon]

boss souls are used for weapon transposition(in other words boss soul + transposing kiln=getting their weapon/spell/Item)

[rotund horizon]

you'll soon encounter 2

Vordt and Dancer of the Borreal Valley.I'd recommend fighting Vordt first

[bitter hearth]

oh thats cool, i have some materials but havent known what to do with them, im trying to level up strenght and stamina since it seems like the beginner thing to do

[rotund horizon]

he'll be your first roadblock

[bitter hearth]

allright, will do so, hopefully he isnt as hard

[rotund horizon]

let me guess,titanite shards ?

[bitter hearth]

yeah, like 4 of them or something

[rotund horizon]

he is for beginners but here's a tip:learn how to dodge,block and don't get greedy and try to get a few more hits

[rotund horizon]

get a few souls,go back to Firelink shrine,talk to Andre(the blacksmith) to upgrade your weapon

upgrading your weapon is also useful for Vordt

[bitter hearth]

seems easy enough, tho about blocking, can i use the sword to block or do i need the sheild?, i have it in inventory but im dual weilding cause more damage

[bitter hearth]

i thought i cant upgrade the first sword, this will be big help, i want as much damage

[rotund horizon]

Shield for blocking tho If you're good enough you can dodge through most enemies attacks

[bitter hearth]

aight bet

[rotund horizon]

+1 is decent for Vordt

normal weapons can go up to +10 while boss weapons can go up to +5

with each upgrade,the number of souls and materials increases

[bitter hearth]

damn, boss weapons should be stronger but ohwell, il use what ever i can find thats better what i currently have, the shop has a bunch of stuff but i cant use them yet

[rotund horizon]

you'll need a transposing kiln to get It.You can only acquire It by defeating the Curse-rotted Greatwood(optional boss in Undead Settlement)

that area will be unlocked after you kill Vordt but for now,focus on preparing for Vordt

[bitter hearth]

i will definetly, any skills you recommend leveling up?

[bitter hearth]

i want to kill everything, every side boss or side enemy, i want to 100% or close to 100% of the game

[rotund horizon]

Vigor-HP,Endurance-stamina bar,strengh,dexterity

[bitter hearth]

ok good, thats all ive been leveling up

[rotund horizon]

did you also buy the DLCs for DS3 ?

[bitter hearth]

no i have not, do they have extra maps or enemies?

[rotund horizon]

Yes.Extra enemies,extra areas,extra bosses but It's mainly a recommendation

here's a list of all the stats in the game to know

[bitter hearth]

i will maybe after i finish the base game then

i reached i think, im behind that dragon

[simple sage]

plutoniumjunko2.0 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bitter hearth]

oof

[rotund horizon]

kill yourself

[bitter hearth]

@thorn cove please forward the message from the mod thing

[rotund horizon]

good job,that's gonna be your checkpoint for now

[bitter hearth]

okay nice, il try and follow this one

[rotund horizon]

Vigor-HP,Attunment-FP(Blue bar),Endurance-stamina bar,Vitality-equip load,strength,dexterity-using weapons properly

also don't follow the picture guide,It's just one I found online

[rotund horizon]

Intelligence-sorcery and pyromancy,Faith-miracles and pyromancies,Luck-Item discovery

[bitter hearth]

oh the blue bar i had like a jar full and i changed it to health flask instead, i didnt know what it does i think magic? but i thought health would fit me well so now the blue flask is allways empty and i have 4 drinks from health flask

i need to upgrade dexterity asap

[rotund horizon]

Magic and weapon art(skill in the weapon description)

[bitter hearth]

ah so it is needed then, il switch it back after

[rotund horizon]

not really

not all boss weapons are great.Crystal Sages for exaple

[bitter hearth]

thanks for explaining these to me, i didnt know what faith or luck or intelligence meant, even dexterity, i just knew vigor endurance and strength

[rotund horizon]

no problem,If you need any more DS3 tips,ping me

[bitter hearth]

ah no need then, i did see like a weird human like tree, it told me the seed hasnt dropped yet, didnt know what that was about

will do!

[rotund horizon]

what human tree ? Curse-rotted Greatwood ?

[bitter hearth]

no it was like a tree that looked like a giant human, not very big but its taller than the player, way back in the cemetry ashes area

[rotund horizon]

Oh,then It's nothing to worry about

[bitter hearth]

i think i recorded because i was recording for an hour and 10 minutes

ah allright then

yeah it said a seed of a giant tree is yet to fall

[rotund horizon]

last ds3 tip:Have patience and learn from your mistakes.Each players experience is unique and there's always a way to get through a tough area(shortcuts,skipping all the enemies,etc).That's the basics of FromSoftware games

don't get sad if you die/loose your souls

dying is part of learning in FromSoft. games

[bitter hearth]

yeah ive been patient, the swords master, i died 8 times to him but kept going back and trying something new until i beat him, i can allways find more souls too

ive been enjoying the game more than anything, i dont get angry or annoyed when i die it just gives me more reasons to try new things and im really stubborn, if the health bar moves, i can definetly kill it

it was this thingie, giant trees seed

[rotund horizon]

Congrats ! Speaking of Sword Master,you now have Uchigatana.Your first Katana and first bleed weapon

I'd recommend It for early game and for bosses who are weak to bleed damage

[bitter hearth]

i mightve sold it😭
please tell me i can rebuy items

[rotund horizon]

Nope

Don't worry about It.Sword Master is now a phantom

[bitter hearth]

yes, i definetly did, i just checked the recording😔

[bitter hearth]

yeah indo said i could summon him to help me but i dont know how to summon anything yet

[rotund horizon]

Do you have Embers in your inventory ?

[quiet wind]

guys

i have problem

[rotund horizon]

yeah?

[nocturne olive]

oh god cмешарики in english is called GoGoRiki

[quiet wind]

with stalker gunslinger

shadow of chernobl

[rotund horizon]

Someone in #🔩┃trilogy_modifications might know

[pearl fractal]

[nocturne olive]

hm

[idle ermine]

summons are only at boss doors
but only if u died once and u have a fog wall there
first entering a boss wont have the summon sight

just woke up and imma continue playing peak

[idle ermine]

Hooooly sh##

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/hfjone-onehfj-bfdi-bfb-chicken-fart-gif-26530840

[cold pike]

https://gamerant.com/stalker-2-update-1-5-new-weapons/

[bitter hearth]

sorry i had went to sleep, yes ive picked a bunch of them, bone wards aswell and some weird other items

[bitter hearth]

ah i understand

[idle ermine]

what items

[bitter hearth]

these and more ive picked, this is an old screenshot, il send when i launch the game

[idle ermine]

u can use that little white dot for some souls

[idle ermine]

Big man sleeping

[bitter hearth]

oh awesome, will do

[idle ermine]

gonna go there one day

[idle ermine]

HEED MY WORDS PONTIFF
THOU SHALL BE DEAD WITH THE POWER OF PARRY

my shield isnt good for parry

me go upgrade it

[rotund horizon]

Like Indo said,summons are only at boss fogs after you die to them.Some NPCs can become phantoms only If you've helped them

Or encountered them

For example:Yuria,Londor Pale Shade,Sirris,Anri,Orrbeck

Eygon too

[idle ermine]

im getting Anri right now
pontiff wont get parried

[rotund horizon]

Make sure to summon Black Hand Gotthard

The more the merrier

[idle ermine]

me and my home girl Anri
we still need one more person

ill fight him when i get home tho

i have to go to school now

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/f2iiMe0Pgiw?si=RLxntW9tNX9T4lte

[pearl fractal]

[idle ermine]

Little update on the solaire cosplay
Imma make it alt version
Instead of the sun its gonna be the moon

[rotund horizon]

nice

[idle ermine]

Got icon ready
Not the best thing but it will work

[bitter hearth]

@rotund horizon im gonna continue playing the game, should i go back first and upgrade or do i walk forward from the bonfire

[rotund horizon]

upgrade your weapon

[bitter hearth]

aight

[idle ermine]

What spot u at rn?

[bitter hearth]

still at the dragon area, but i got a bow

i shot the dragon with a bow and he fried my ass, im lost tho

[idle ermine]

I would helo but

Im still in school
Drawing chainsaw man

[bitter hearth]

wow cool drawing!

@idle ermine @rotund horizoni found 2 raw gems from like this bug, what are they foor

[idle ermine]

Infusions
Weapon will deal more damage when infused with special types of gems

Also thanks for the compliment

[rotund horizon]

infuse It with your weapon

you'll deal more physical damage

[bitter hearth]

ah i understand

[bitter hearth]

awesome

[rotund horizon]

first infuse your weapon,then upgrade It

[bitter hearth]

btw i found a sheild thats alot better than mine but it doesnt say parry in the stats it says weapon skill, how do i use weapon skills, and is there a specific button to parry cause ive been just pressing right click to block

[bitter hearth]

ive allready upgraded it twice with titanite shards and found a broad sword, 5 points weaker than my current one

[idle ermine]

Press control to use weapon/shield skill

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls3-dark-souls-parry-gg-ez-no-re-gif-25775950

[rotund horizon]

make sure to 2 hand your weapon then press control(if you're on PC)

[bitter hearth]

oh this is parry?

[idle ermine]

Yeah

U have to time it really well for it to work

[bitter hearth]

aah, well this sheild just hids in my back pack when i press control but i do a cool strong upward stab with the sword

[bitter hearth]

yeah i can allready see it being difficult

[idle ermine]

Oh ur two handing ur sword
Press F to have the shield in ur other hand

If u dont mind me asking
which shield is it?

Some shields have a passive effect
For example the GrAss Crest Shield brings stanima back

[bitter hearth]

no im not dual weilding the sword, the sheild just goes on my back when i press control, il send you a screenshot of it

[idle ermine]

Oh then that shield u have lets u use ur weapon skill

When ur im ur inventory (not loadout) u can press R on items to see item description

[bitter hearth]

here this is the shield

[idle ermine]

Yeah that one lets u to use ur sword skill

Which is a uppercut with the sword

[bitter hearth]

awesome, i might use it if i cant parry well

[idle ermine]

No parrying from that one
Also search up a tutorial on how to find this one dude
Hes really useful

Ur gonna need him

[bitter hearth]

man that would be a helper fr, sometimes i forget stamina and spam attacks and cant roll away or run

[bitter hearth]

yeah il use the first one for now, and hella i will look for this shield

[idle ermine]

U can find that shield in crucifixion woods thats after high wall and undead settlement

[bitter hearth]

should i sell embers?, they cost 1k souls per one

[idle ermine]

No

[bitter hearth]

allright, il keep an eye out for it, it sounds really helpful

[idle ermine]

They give u a health boost untill you die, also lets invaders invade ur world(thats if ur playing online)

[idle ermine]

U can also parry with it

[bitter hearth]

ah awesome then, il keep em

[bitter hearth]

nice, il continue for now and explore everything i can see, i found my way i think, went up onto the roof of a building and climbed some ladders

[idle ermine]

If im free later today
I could hop in vc and help you out

[bitter hearth]

awesome! that would be helpful

[bitter hearth]

@idle ermine i found a cell key and i found that guy you were talking about locked up

[idle ermine]

Accept his questline

[merry ember]

someone is smoking that funky skunky i can smell it

[bitter hearth]

i did and alot has happened, i killed the big back thingie, im in undead settlements now

i got this blue thingie that lets me summon a knite hes pretty chill

[idle ermine]

A blue thingy that summons?

[bitter hearth]

sorry its called way of the blue

[normal escarp]

Chat can I get help with Build 1935

[bitter hearth]

i got it from this woman sitting on a throne, and a banner too, i got some cool weapons aswell but i cant use them, a crossboy, winged knight halbred from the big bertha looking enemy

[normal escarp]

I legit don't know where else to ask

[bitter hearth]

sorry i dont know how to help

[normal escarp]

Goddammit

[idle ermine]

Oh u got it from emma

[idle ermine]

Thats a covenant

Theres a few of them in the game
My fav one is the warrior of sunlight covenant

[nocturne olive]

Huh

[bitter hearth]

yeah, i cant seem to spawn him anymore, btw the boss gave me its soul, i found lorretas bone aswell

[idle ermine]

Keep the soul

U can use it to get weapons/rings/spells

[simple sage]

polski_strelok has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dim perch]

YALL
MY FUСKING DOCTOR LOST ALL MY BLOOD SAMPLES
LIKE 8 SYRINGES
THIS MF
LOST
MY BLOOD

[neon vale]

HOW

[simple sage]

polski_strelok has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dim perch]

HE SAID THERES A DUDE WHO FORGETS TO PUT BLOOD IN THE FRIDGE AND THEY ENDED UP LOSING MY FUСKING SAMPLES

[teal oracle]

Hilarious show of incompetence

[dim perch]

Mfs are stoopid

[teal oracle]

Real

[earnest escarp]

IIRC you also need them to be able to see some specific NPC summons, or just summons in general

https://tenor.com/view/connection-issue-buffering-glitching-bug-gif-2473018733616868669

[fringe spear]

those amounts of blood can be smuggled to be sold out in the streets so shrug that off

[teal oracle]

Selling blood to the homeless hobo vampires is a lucrative business practice

[idle ermine]

@bitter hearth I cant get in vc today
Thy maiden is calling me

[merry ember]

my fault i drank it

🧛‍♂️

[wispy knot]

OUCH

[urban coral]

Arkham City, my beloved

[wispy knot]

Is this insensitive?, because if so then sorry

[bitter spruce]

my nose feels stuff6

[nocturne olive]

now you have to do it again

[merry ember]

how much

[wispy knot]

The City freeze fight is and will always be peak

[wispy knot]

No idea, just found this as a picture

[merry ember]

awh man

[wispy knot]

found it!

[merry ember]

thank yeww!!

[rich blade]

what happened to chymo

[cold pike]

https://itc.ua/en/news/gsc-has-officially-announced-the-beta-version-of-the-sdk-for-mods-in-s-t-a-l-k-e-r-2-and-the-original-trilogy/

[idle ermine]

i hope the dude that made gunslinger mod adds a port for the enhanced editions
would be fire

[nocturne olive]

huh

[bitter hearth]

oh damn, i didnt see this, we were in vc playing something, plutonium was there

[pearl fractal]

[bitter hearth]

il be going to sleep soon, i havent moved much as im still lost, i did upgrade my weapon alot

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-cat-gif-15758099683439223679

[twin cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504592685428899851/1367735218919837767/LEGION_LEADER.gif

[viral tendon]

fromsoftware done messed up trying to make a soulslike fortnight game

[gray jetty]

i just saw the steam reviews

can't exactly say im surprised

[viral tendon]

yeah same

[gray jetty]

they were like

what we made a DRG type game

with like

dark souls and rogue like

and it seems to have just not worked out at all

doesn't help it apparently has very little content and most of what is there is reused

[viral tendon]

if it aint broke dont fix it. i dont get it

its seriously like they just did a 180 from what ppl love about their games

[neon vale]

if it aint broke dont do it a second time

[viral tendon]

theyve had the same recipe since demon souls

they mdernized it a bit more for elden ring but it was amazing

this... hot garbage

how in the world are there tournaments already. lol wtf

[viral tendon]

lmao

pretty much sums things up

[gray jetty]

should have just done a fortnite crossover

and left it at that

[viral tendon]

[deft raft]

quest_find_bread

[nocturne olive]

fr

[neon vale]

what total war is that

[nocturne olive]

napoleon with thr victoria at war mod

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/american-horror-story-halloween-monster-scared-minotaur-gif-3568114

[nocturne olive]

wha

[nocturne olive]

so close 😔

[icy pebble]

You can do it \o/

[nocturne olive]

true

[nocturne olive]

so only 2 more levels to go almost

[nocturne olive]

yeah

almost there to vetern lol

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/ren-y-stimpy-ren-and-stimpy-adult-party-altruists-ren-hoek-stimpson-j-cat-gif-8170767936716479988

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/сталкер-меми-stalker-monolit-gif-9085978520748571329

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-bread-rostok-stalker-stalker-2-heart-of-chornobyl-gif-6251349928896239289

[cold pike]

I can hear that bread crunching.

[nocturne olive]

how many times has skif bit his lip he eats it so quickly

[cold pike]

I wish when you sat at a campfire, you could eat or drink
As it is, it locks you in a position, where all you can do is guitar

[nocturne olive]

then waht is the point of the campfire then

[cold pike]

You can play guitar
However, I don't think the average Player can
I know I can't. I just want to sit at the campfire
And eat if I get hungry, or drink some beer or water
I just don't think the Guitar prompt needs to stay up
the entire time. I wish we could hit exit and then eat & drink

[nocturne olive]

that would be nicer (says the person who cant play STALKER 2)

[cold pike]

Yeah, I was remembering you not Playing it
But thought you could still understand that gripe.

[nocturne olive]

I understand

[cold pike]

When you get Purple (Veteran) it will be more fitting for an Emperor

[nocturne olive]

Lol because purple was exepnsive because snail mucus

[cold pike]

Purple, historically has been a color to represent royalty, like a King or Queen.

[nocturne olive]

yeah

I rmemeber reading that roman senators would also wear a stripe of purple sometimes

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/royals-royalty-royal-family-british-royals-queen-elizabeth-gif-24544601

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-night-looking-up-kitty-cute-gif-16392670

[nocturne olive]

omg kot

[nocturne olive]

omg kot (chymo 😔 left)

[cold pike]

Sad true. Hope he comes back.

[nocturne olive]

probably wont

[nocturne olive]

I mean chymo is in the C con server

[cold pike]

Chymo was the Server Mascot

[nocturne olive]

yeah but unfortunatyl he left

probably it was a matter of time before he would probably get banned

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-will-eat-you-potato-king-im-the-king-potato-king-gif-5606191

[nocturne olive]

bulba

[cold pike]

The bulba should be our new mascot

[nocturne olive]

crazy

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-potato-gif-24713861

[nocturne olive]

paris is now mine fr

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-autumn-pumpkin-pie-stim-gif-gif-5790958805908929095

[nocturne olive]

fun fact ive never had this in my life

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-pizza-raining-bunny-rabbit-gif-7618542942110071301

[calm hinge]

Hello!

[bitter hearth]

@idle ermine @rotund horizon im starting a new game in dark souls, i sold so many weapons ive found for like 100 souls only, im gonna keep everything i find now and keep it in storage box

[rotund horizon]

Good.Now you've learned from your mistakes

Make sure to not sell the Uchigatana as It's a really good bleed weapon

[bitter hearth]

yeah thats what i plan on using

[rotund horizon]

Especially against dancer who you'll fight later

[bitter hearth]

i think so ive learned alot, i know some of the areas now too, in the undead settlement i mean

[rotund horizon]

Good.Here are 2 tips:try learning about bosses through guides and don't wear heavy armour

Heavy armou does increase your poise but It makes you slower

[bitter hearth]

i almost died because i wore this very heavy gauntlet, i couldnt dodge like when ever i try to dodge my character just falls to the ground heavly

[rotund horizon]

Most bosses have fast attacks and you'll need to be faster to evade them

[rotund horizon]

That's called fatrolling

[bitter hearth]

oh yeah, super fast attacks, that one fat guy before the second boss, his attacks were very annoying

like a mini boss thing

[rotund horizon]

Once you defeat Vordt,don't sell his soul

[bitter hearth]

oh i havent sold it yet, it looked important so i wont sell it

i wont sell anything atp

[rotund horizon]

Vordts weapon has an effect called Frostbite.Dragonslayer Armour,a late game boss,is weak to all Frostbite weapons so Vordts hammer will be useful

[bitter hearth]

i didnt get vordts weapon but i did get his soul

[rotund horizon]

His soul can be used to get his weapon

Through the transposition kiln wich you can get by defeating the Curse-Rotted Greatwood(optional boss in the Undead Settlement)

[bitter hearth]

oh allright il remember this then

[idle ermine]

Or he could get artoriases greatsword and use the funny bonk heavy R2

[rotund horizon]

That too but I used a frost weapon(Irithyll rapier) to defeat DS Armour(with the help of Eygon too)

Decent weapon but has 55 Frostbite while Vordts Greahammer has 110

[slate lark]

cant wait for the new big ships

[idle ermine]

i killed him with the farron greatsword in my first playtrough

me and my hg anri

damn anri is OP

[rotund horizon]

Yeah.Her sword is op af

[idle ermine]

look its gwyn

i hit him and it sent me here

hmmmm
i swear i fought someone here

[gentle adder]

idk where to ask this but does anyone know the tts used in this clip?

[fringe spear]

US Marine navy seal copy pasta. and TTS voice style is definitly using AI of any model

such as OpenAI's speech

[twin cairn]

wish they used elven ai tbh its more human sounding

[sonic blaze]

https://fxtwitter.com/Pirat_Nation/status/1928692925921366154

Pirat_Nation 🔴 (@Pirat_Nation)

Apple may buy Unity:

**💬 67 🔁 41 ❤️ 628 👁️ 36.8K **

FxTwitter · May 31, 2025, 6:00 AM

Lol

[icy pebble]

Ah yes, because we all still love Unity...

[nocturne olive]

bulba

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/bulbasaur-pokemon-gif-12778262769671728879

[merry ember]

my mom sent me this bruh

[nocturne olive]

crazed

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fen-gif-23440292

[idle ermine]

solaire is mining

[idle ermine]

@rotund horizon this pickaxe will help me kill the Dancer

it has two of her major weaknesses
Strike and lighting damage

IT IS POSSIBLE

[neon vale]

pirat_nation mentioned
post disregarded

half of the guys opinionated posts are about why games are terrible because he cant play with one hand

[rotund horizon]

SweatSolaire

[idle ermine]

i js realized it doesnt do strike damage
its a thrust

[rotund horizon]

As long as the lightning damage is strong

Alternatively you can also use a Bleed weapon against her

Blood Uchigatana is a good choice since you get the regular uchigatana early + a blood gem is in Irithyll

If you have a lot of titanites you can upgrade It to +10,dealing 60 bleed per attack

Or just use a dark weapon if you have one

[idle ermine]

idk what weapons have dark damage

non of my weapons have dark damage

[rotund horizon]

Frayed Blade but you'll have to defeat Midir.I used a Dark Infused Dark Sword on her

[idle ermine]

im trying to get this one dude to summon
the one with the weird mushroom looking hat

[rotund horizon]

Black Hand Gotthard ?

[idle ermine]

no no

he spawns here

[urban coral]

Did someone say "Black Hand"?

[idle ermine]

i need invasions so i can get the iron leggings to finish the solaire set

[nocturne olive]

I love bulbas

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/gto-anime-greatxteacher-onizuka-great-teacher-onizuka-gif-21853810

[cold pike]

@urban coral

[urban coral]

THE FLESH IS WEAK

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-cat-meme-some-random-gif-24198250

[thorn cove]

What's worse, it's done by Turkish doctor

[nocturne olive]

turkiye 1

[rich blade]

THE FLESH IS WEEEAK

[cold pike]

If you could be physically transformed
Into any game character, who would you choose?

[cold pike]

Crimson Kane

[idle flame]

[thorn cove]

[urban coral]

Bro likes to get touched fr

[gray jetty]

yes lmfao

[urban coral]

Yo, why did you edit your message?

You do know you aren't allowed to edit messages, right?

Sparrowhawk's orders

[twin cairn]

fr you can't edit AT ALL

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/followers-gif-11512106437544874948

[twin cairn]

AYO thats me

[cold pike]

Did your version not have the lingo?

[urban coral]

Ayo that's him

[twin cairn]

heres a quick selfie

[gray jetty]

i make the rules around here partner can't apply rules to me

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-the-law-helmet-talk-snod-gif-17555391

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-dead-or-alive-youre-coming-with-me-you-are-under-arrest-cop-peter-weller-gif-17584424

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/intimidating-hellsing-alucard-ultimate-abridged-not-intimidating-gif-12505305

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/alucard-luka-alucardsit-gif-24343009

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-lying-stalker-gif-21816569

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/alucardbanner-gif-3076532724720864011

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/hpw-im-not-your-mother-last-night-alucard-hellsing-your-mother-last-night-gif-20166312

[urban coral]

You know who also wasn't my mother last night?

[rotund horizon]

"Be a sport and grab daddy another beer"
-Alucard:HUA

[rotund horizon]

You know who else caused the Horus Heresy

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRbAxhTNkBY

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/alucard-hellsing-ultimate-so-true-bestie-so-true-gif-24245816

[rotund horizon]

My mom !

[urban coral]

I do not like ya mum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ghBH8rbA6A

[rotund horizon]

When you think about It...

I really wanna say this but Idk If I ca

[urban coral]

Why think when you can post him?

[rotund horizon]

Anything can be a Dark Souls reference nowdays

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEDAKLTIwOE

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/the-cure-mascot-trumpet-gif-5417035

[normal escarp]

Great here comes June......

[dim perch]

Lmao

[rotund horizon]

It alredy came for me

[normal escarp]

Ok?

I don't think you know what I even meant...

[rotund horizon]

I do

time to watch Attack on Titan Season 2

It's been a long time since I watched Attack on Peak

[normal escarp]

Time to sleep

[rotund horizon]

only 12 episodes ? maybe the pacing/recap problem was finally solved

that was my biggest issue with season 1

[neon vale]

proceeds to post the fruitiest character in stalker 2 by far

[twin cairn]

Sounds like you in the closet if you care that much bro

[kind siren]

cool

[nocturne olive]

bulba

[nocturne olive]

damn

[teal oracle]

Yayyy birthday time

[nocturne olive]

negativity can be like an addiciton

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/lazy-tired-potato-couch-potato-gif-13772949

[spark lion]

Am I the only one that thinks we should get a long barrel version of the boom stick? Sure I guess we already have one but I personally dont like the vertical barrels, I like the horizontal ones

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bolt-dancing-joy-cheer-happy-gif-26495619

https://youtu.be/o6ljNi7RRmE?si=NrcSb2EwClSPtzS8

https://youtu.be/CNL2ZpL-SE8?si=vf2XhgI4OC-tEwS6

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbXFHSa4YmQ

[nocturne olive]

guns work so well ong

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjXM6x_0KZk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvxQ57BvAQQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU-Ir1ig-yE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpdQQoc-gkk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ml3nyww80

[steel sapphire]

Bread might be in the bottom of stalker iceberg

[nocturne olive]

those who know

[pliant kettle]

STALKER Enhanced be like

[rich blade]

not enough blur

[pliant kettle]

i've realized why i don't see the blur

My laptop is 1080p, not 4K

[nocturne olive]

We need the blur

[pliant kettle]

The blur

ts gonna be a new meme among the STALKER community

[teal oracle]

It’s my birthday!!!!!

[tepid matrix]

Morning guys

[tepid matrix]

Happy birthday 🎂 to you

[rich blade]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

[teal oracle]

thank you

[full shard]

happy birthday lad

[twin cairn]

Happy birthday

[pearl fractal]

Happy birthday

[teal oracle]

thank you

[gaunt prawn]

Pizza btw

Her name is American pizza

[twin cairn]

thats not america pizza thats garbage lol

someone got high and threw random things together

[full granite]

i got high and made spaghetti with ramen noodles

[twin cairn]

how did it taste? i never considered using ramen noodles

[full granite]

was good ash i ate it in 4 minutes

[gaunt prawn]

thats tasty

[twin cairn]

Ew lol

You need to have real pizza

[gaunt prawn]

Eat half of it in one turn

[thorn cove]

[gaunt prawn]

I'm tired of this pizza

I need something new

All this margarite, etc are just boring

[twin cairn]

Try Italian style thin crust

[thorn cove]

you must be my missing brother, because this is what I do when I got pizza

EATING WHOLE HALF OF IT

[full granite]

chili powder, chili flakes, a droplet of tabasco and tapatia salsa, cumin, drizzle of olive oil, some butter and a little bit of milk, some tomato paste, and then the chicken packet, after that i put some flour in the liquid when i took the noodles out and i poured the tiniest bit of the sauce on it, and covered it with grated asiago cheese

honestly the best spaghetti ive had that wasnt from a restaurant

[full granite]

i just realized the yellow sauce is that mustard 😭

[gaunt prawn]

Yes, it's mustard

Signature cream sauce, juicy chicken marinated in spices, bacon, red onion, french fries, mustard sauce, mozzarella, signature dough

[full granite]

honestly ngl add some sausage bits to it and i dont think itd be that bad

[rotund horizon]

Happy birthday Indo

[idle ermine]

not really my birthday
i just love the image

[jaunty escarp]

hey so is there a way to uninstall anomaly without deleting the files?

[twin cairn]

Rule 8

[rotund horizon]

Happy birthday!

[sharp fog]

anomaly is a standalone portable mod, so deleting the files is the only way to unistall it

[violet kestrel]

I'll go eat TACO to celebrate.

[jaunty escarp]

sobs alr ty

[neon vale]

next try canadian pizza

[nocturne olive]

Lol

[rotund horizon]

Metro Exodus AK ?

[pearl fractal]

[idle ermine]

yes

[lost pine]

illegal

[lost pine]

illegal

[oblique fossil]

W-what is this?

[idle flame]

Is that a pineapple

[oblique fossil]

I would eat that, probably feeling ashamed after.... but I'd eat it

[thorn cove]

We don't have tacos but DONER

[urban coral]

Please refrain from discussing or mentioning any kind of ongoing IRL war, best not to poke that beehive

[thorn cove]

Everything beeright

[fringe spear]

Canadian casually coming up with the most cursed food combination ideas possible

[rotund horizon]

I wonder If bees exist in Warhamer 40k

How does the imperium get all the honey from their tea

If they even drink tea

[urban coral]

Likely extinct, seen Terra's state even before the Emperor united Terra

[rotund horizon]

Ah.What even happend to Terra before the events of 40k ? Or at least,before the Emperor was born

[urban coral]

Cybernetic Revolt, Daemon invasion, the whole world getting glassed, etc.

[rotund horizon]

So in other words:Terra went to shit,Emperor created the Imperium of man,Adeptus Mechanicus was formed,Horus Heresy happend and now we're in the 41st millennium killing all other races

[sacred idol]

They would be killing all the other races if it weren’t for the fact their tech is seriously outdated

The thing about tech especially for the imperium is that it doesn’t evolve with time it only degrades

Some ships are not even produced anymore and if they’re destroyed in battle they can never be rebuilt

[tepid matrix]

just finish this mission

[bitter spruce]

unironically looks good

[neon vale]

ham on pizza is abhorrent

[earnest escarp]

No more than you

[earnest escarp]

Ham is just good, period

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[bitter spruce]

❓

[neon vale]

everytime ive had ham on pizza ive yacked

[bitter spruce]

yacked

[earnest escarp]

Then stop buying shit pizza

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-eat-pizza-yunmy-chubangster-love-it-gif-26149601

[nocturne olive]

id rather eat regurgitated bulba than that

[bitter hearth]

id eat if you take off the yellow blocks of wich i assume ananas, and the ham

[merry ember]

it’s actually really good

[nocturne olive]

crazed

[craggy crow]

spinach pizza

[neon vale]

they are pineapple

pineapple on pizza is just OK

[bitter hearth]

we do corn on pizza, and fries, and like other stuff

[neon vale]

ham is distgusting on pizza

[twin cairn]

Corn and fries on pizza on should be illegal

[neon vale]

corn on pizza sounds really good

[bitter hearth]

‼️

[twin cairn]

Naw Hawaiian is peak

[bitter hearth]

corn on pizza is like olives on pizza or bell peppers

[neon vale]

i should kill you and eat your remains

[twin cairn]

You'll become based..

[bitter hearth]

i shall consume the carcass

[neon vale]

baseddlite...

[twin cairn]

Got to test out the new camera today

[pearl fractal]

Interesting

[twin cairn]

Yeah samsung galaxy s25 ultra has a 200mp camera

[pearl fractal]

My phone lagged just rendering that picture

[twin cairn]

Haha my data was fighting to load this

[pearl fractal]

Ifc about data, but my phone literally went 2fps

Lmao

[tepid matrix]

Waiting for galaxy ultra 26 with new type of battery

[bitter hearth]

it sent as a downloadable file for some reason

[bitter hearth]

thats a good phone

[bitter spruce]

this

i gotta try more exotic pizzas

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/askb-bernardson-black-man-corn-gif-24256750

[bitter spruce]

insane funny screenshot penguan 💎 💎