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[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

number 4

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[normal escarp]

No matter how many images you send I'm not changing my opinion

[normal escarp]

No

[normal escarp]

Is it gonna be like that now

[idle ermine]

@rotund horizon
look what i found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aSiHaot0p4

[stray osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805392395377836084/1088132029939449876/ezgif-4-c140194803.gif

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NmEyTyq6LI

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[icy pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783337511018823770/1360616007558762658/pop_richter_1.1.gif

[cold pike]

That's excellent.

[icy pebble]

thank you^^

[urban coral]

Mol1t, add this

Take notes

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH2sOfDAyt4

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[nocturne olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232349996544950273/1344769480047198298/togif.gif

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[nocturne olive]

you are the first bulgarian ive ever seen say this!!!

[nocturne olive]

watermarks fr

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[hard burrow]

do you guys like red alert 3?

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-soul-abyss-watcher-game-stream-gif-16559589

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-foxes-happy-cute-snow-gif-15010450582016741990

[wild mulch]

Omg
Fox

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-foxes-cute-snow-poke-gif-9290384749482771871

[wild mulch]

Omg
Fox

[twin cairn]

Goes hard as hell

[urban coral]

Rip and tear, until it is done

https://tenor.com/view/blanket-attack-cat-biting-blanket-cat-bite-blanket-gif-12318464159245992315

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/kicking-kick-angry-angry-cat-kitten-gif-242937898553640108

[dry jackal]

guys, online when?

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[steel sapphire]

Gang

[steel sapphire]

You love cats?

[wild mulch]

who doesnt?

[plush cloud]

everyone loves cats

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-uni-unico-uni-cat-scream-if-you-love-uni-gif-14808940420760967152

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-crazy-going-hysterical-freaking-gif-13250524

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-peppino-gif-27503546

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[worldly thunder]

Cato

[thorn cove]

okie bros I'm gonna ask everyone here, is someone lately getting Friend invited by "TempAssault_" on Steam?

Anyone?

[neon vale]

apparently a roblox game called decaying winter used clear sky battle music as part of its soundtrack https://youtu.be/NmZSq9zL_tU

[neon vale]

horus didnt die he lived on in subtle matter

[urban coral]

Roboute Guilliman is actually Alpharius

[sacred idol]

the stupidest theory i've ever heard was guilliman was smart

[wild mulch]

Ah yes
Bridge to Liansk

[dim perch]

Real

[bitter spruce]

penguan's femcel arc

[stray osprey]

real

[stray osprey]

Someone hire this cat for mosquito sound effects

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[brisk zinc]

Same! I also sent them a mail last Friday and asked if they have an update. Haven't heard yet

I can't wait

please final boss bundle, I want my goodies 😄

[urban coral]

I'm so happy for you!!!

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231

[urban coral]

"Their greed sickens me so, instead of fighting their greed, I decided to use my free hand to film it and gain attention"

[twin cairn]

the sins must be filmed and exposed..

black cats at it again..

[urban coral]

Weakness

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/blanket-attack-cat-biting-blanket-cat-bite-blanket-gif-12318464159245992315

[thorn cove]

what he is doin

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-kibble-greedy-glutton-gif-420543703723860209

[thorn cove]

kot gone mad

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-exercise-crazy-funny-silly-gif-12083226719933964275

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[thorn cove]

kotmaxxer is here

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/coalballbaby-gif-670719888072363277

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[nocturne olive]

in life there are roadblocks

[wooden hull]

Hey there.

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/крош-крош-улетает-кар-карыч-смешарики-фокус-gif-16132909463954228680

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-sha-gif-26863370

[sacred idol]

i am femcel lover 5000

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-orange-cat-kainoy0kan-ugoarqui-gif-10781273581451713614

[sacred idol]

mustard

[sacred idol]

work tomorrow or kill myself... hmmm

[void niche]

https://youtu.be/tks7e4-ek48?si=WzleMM7Lu2FQbsCb

[gray jetty]

Hard choice tbh

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

very hard choice indeed jack

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-thinking-gif-8387963

[twin cairn]

If you're going to take yourself out never go alone make it a group activity Ong

[gray jetty]

All of us together

I’m pulling a pin on a grenade

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/badass-logan-paul-suicide-forest-gif-10480019074135071168

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-cat-dance-cute-cat-dance-ai-cat-gif-15064057413633942575

Bro this modlist is so fucking hard it's almost not fun haha

i like a challenge though

[twin cairn]

i hope i can find a clear sky suit

[nocturne olive]

The Moldovan

[cold pike]

That's one fat head cat.

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

@wild mulch

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191125049185423542/1316769772066701392/GdU2-yPWEAAC4qs.gif

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-conquest-invincible-invincible-picmix-conquest-heart-gif-4944943692286677562

[delicate yew]

gup

[nocturne olive]

youtube recommends me top quility content

[peak field]

I thibk bro might have gotten the dates a bit wrong

[idle ermine]

@rotund horizon
Its time to draw the undead legion

[gray turret]

Morning chat

[void kelp]

on steam, if files of a game aren't validated and will be reaquired, what should i do?

[granite reef]

@wild mulch

[granite reef]

Helo

[granite reef]

I love disinformation from Zone Slug

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[granite reef]

Kitto

[urban coral]

All is dust.

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[fringe spear]

2009 aint got no call of chernobyl bruh

let alone gamma

[wild mulch]

2009 didnt even have CoP on international market

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[rotund horizon]

Alright,I'm waiting

[idle ermine]

Nah i gave up

[rotund horizon]

Damn

[idle ermine]

Ill probably do it one day

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/abyss-watchers-dark-souls-3-gif-3475408369834724957

[bitter spruce]

shout-out to Dabius VIII that got two shotted by the Abyss Watchers

[placid cave]

https://youtu.be/tZ_DvzhkWUY

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-warhammer-thousand-sons-warhammer-40-thousand-sons-warhammer-40k-thousand-sons-gif-3911330265893084421

Duuuuuust?

[urban coral]

All is dust.

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-warhammer-40k-magnus-the-red-sparkle-on-ahriman-gif-724996486906148219

[bitter spruce]

now how did this happen

[rapid rivet]

Have they devs said anything on when the collectors editions are supposed to send out

[bitter spruce]

if you got it from the final boss bundle, its sometime this month

pretty sure the reseller is in control of that

mind you "estimated to be ready to ship during the month of April" could mean anywhere from tomorrow to June

[mighty prairie]

So back when the us government was testing nukes below ground they decided to keep the blast contained they would cover the hole the nuke was in with a huge slab of concrete and weld a manhole cover over the slab.
When the nuke went of the concrete vaporized and shot the manhole cover off at a minimum speed of 125,000 miles per hour

I think it was called operation plumbbob

[bitter spruce]

jarvis fact check this guy

oh shit it's real

"During the Pascal-B nuclear test of August 1957, a 900-kilogram (2,000 lb) iron lid was welded over the borehole to contain the nuclear blast, despite Brownlee predicting that it would not work. When Pascal-B was detonated, the blast went straight up the test shaft, launching the cap into the atmosphere. The plate was never found."

mechanism

[normal escarp]

Yo guys

Metro 2033 Redux is free on steam for 2 days

[idle ermine]

have it already

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-bird-soul-gif-21844036

[stray osprey]

Red birb

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-kitty-crazy-cat-cat-goober-warning-gif-24871108

[gaunt prawn]

Wait, aren't you are a guy that leave this server after we draw some femboy monolit stuff?
And you we know as Charon?

[reef rover]

I have returned once again

I got a new phone, I finally switched from iPhone to Android.

[bitter spruce]

who is this

[rotund horizon]

It's been so long since I've played this game

I didn't expect episode 3 to even be released.

yet It did.Hopefully an entire year was worth the wait

[urban coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504592685428899851/1320203498348089355/FINGER-WAG.gif

[neon vale]

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/mrs-graves-turkish-turkey-gif-15611120240100940454

[urban coral]

Bro made it even worse

Although culturally accurate

[rotund horizon]

I was so excited when ep3 finally released

If Nimlei made It,then I'm glad they recovered

This is gonna be a fun game night!

Hoodie Ashley

[urban coral]

Stop

More specifically

Get a life

[rotund horizon]

I have one.You can clearly see I'm a living person

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/lies-over-it-liar-your-best-li-ever-yet-gif-11931068

[gaunt prawn]

Tbh, I would ban for this atrocity

It's just disgusting

[urban coral]

Ikr

If you like shit like that, sure, just keep it to yourself

I'm not interested in knowing you've got a shitty taste of what's good

Because this shit's illegal as hell

Or just plain wack as hell

Don't care

Just get a life

[agile sapphire]

What do u guys think of my modded fighter jet i made in starfeild

[gaunt prawn]

If we forget about thrashness of the game, it's pretty mid

[agile sapphire]

Wdym by thrashness

[stray osprey]

starfield

[gaunt prawn]

It's just another iteration of the bethesda game which just made entirely bad

[agile sapphire]

Oh

[agile sapphire]

But what about my jet though

[gaunt prawn]

Only emotion that you have playing it just boring, boring and boring

[gaunt prawn]

In my opinion mid

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[urban coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783337511018823770/1360616007558762658/pop_richter_1.1.gif

[stray osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783337511018823770/1360616007558762658/pop_richter_1.1.gif

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[rotund horizon]

Someone brought a dog to the bar today

[wild mulch]

Doggo

[rotund horizon]

He's a real good boy indeed

[urban coral]

Hella doggo

[agile sapphire]

If this is mid i wanna see whats good

[urban coral]

PEAK Sky

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1092159492021563473/ClearSkyMyBeloved.gif

[stray osprey]

I lobe Clear Sky

[agile sapphire]

I meant jets in starfeild mines small and amazing

[urban coral]

Omg
Not doggo

[rotund horizon]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Mid Sky

[urban coral]

That's it

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[urban coral]

Get timed out

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-fantasy-dwarf-grudge-simpsons-gif-20525681

[icy pebble]

the only thing mid about clear sky is its position in the release order

[rotund horizon]

And the bleeding system/bullet spread

[urban coral]

Meh

[urban coral]

Please try to have a better opinion next time

Bro just gonna end up getting muted for infinity

[rotund horizon]

Can you stop muting me ?

[urban coral]

Yes, I can

Will I? That fully depends on you

[wild mulch]

Configs wise CS is actually the easiest of the three

[rotund horizon]

I love Clear Sky too,but I hate the bleeding system and the vanilla bullet spread

That's criticism,Crimson.

[urban coral]

And I call it a bad opinion

And I would also say "Git gud, skill issue"

[rotund horizon]

Play Library of Ruina,and we will see who has Skill Issue

[icy pebble]

CS bleeding is overstated. even the weakest artifact that stops bleeding is enough to make bandages obsolete...

[urban coral]

Nah, miss me with that

[rotund horizon]

Or better yet,play SCP SL with the averege sweat(every 15th player in a lobby)

[urban coral]

No

[wild mulch]

Bullet spread is only an issue on unupgraded mid tier guns

[urban coral]

I'd rather play Clear Sky

[rotund horizon]

1v1 on Clear Sky when ?

[urban coral]

Never

Singleplayer Gaming

[rotund horizon]

And the CNPP level too

And the construction site in Limansk.Other than that

[urban coral]

That's called "good game design"

[rotund horizon]

*terrible game design
(DO NOT MUTE ME CRIMSON(

[urban coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1092159492021563473/ClearSkyMyBeloved.gif

[rotund horizon]

Stop It Crimson

[urban coral]

No

I lobe Clear Sky

[rotund horizon]

Just because I don't like CS(like CoP) doesn't mean you have to me mute me for It

[stray osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1092159492021563473/ClearSkyMyBeloved.gif

[rotund horizon]

I love Call of Pripyat but It has problems that I can't deny

[urban coral]

They're 60 second mutes. If you fail to see the humor here, that's kinda on you, tbh

[rotund horizon]

I beated CoP like 10 times

[rotund horizon]

That's not the point.

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fast-pet-kitten-cat-pet-pet-cat-gif-25030970

[urban coral]

I don't see how it's not

[icy pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/783337511018823770/1360616007558762658/pop_richter_1.1.gif

[rotund horizon]

We all have our personal preferences.I personally don't like Clear Sky but I respect your taste

[rotund horizon]

Same applies for me too,I don't like the dark angels(but I like Lion tho) that much but I respect you

[urban coral]

Welp, that fricking sucks

Because I think the Raven Guard are cool

[rotund horizon]

You've regained my respect for you,Lion El'Gigachadson

[bitter spruce]

I should mute you for playing your gooner games

[urban coral]

But you don't like the Dark Angels

[rotund horizon]

I do a bit,just not as much as the Raven Guard or Death Korps of Krieg.I'm not into Wh40k that much in general

[rotund horizon]

Since when were you a Helper/admin ?

[urban coral]

Is there a specific thing you don't like about the Dark Angels?

[neon vale]

they are adding nords to calradia

[rotund horizon]

Not a fan of their green color design but they have an interesting lore

[urban coral]

Idk, I love the green color personally

[bitter spruce]

i am above you and always have been

[urban coral]

Like, come on

[rotund horizon]

For me It's black,white,grey and dark blue

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/popcat-gif-20265793

[urban coral]

Angels of Defiance?

[rotund horizon]

Who are those guys ?

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[urban coral]

Dark Angels successor Chapter

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/9/93/Angel_Defiance_Primaris.png/revision/latest?cb=20241107151429

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[icy pebble]

OMG
Duck

[urban coral]

You said you liked those colors

[rotund horizon]

I do.Interesting color scheme.Here's another good example

That's Funeral of the Dead Butterflies from the Project Moon games

a personal favorite Abnormality

[urban coral]

What about Angels of Vengeance and Consecrators?

Also Dark Angels Successors

[rotund horizon]

Badass

[urban coral]

Doesn't get more stubborn than them

Unless the Imperial Fists who are more stubborn

[rotund horizon]

These guys are a different story

[urban coral]

I don't know who'd win tbh

[rotund horizon]

''No little German boy,don't join the Black Templars''

[rotund horizon]

Are the Black Templars traitors or royal to the Imperium ?

[urban coral]

Loyalists

Basically the primary Chapter that actually worships the Emperor as Divine

Most Chapters don't see the Emperor as a god

[rotund horizon]

who's their Primarch ?

[urban coral]

Rogal Dorn

[rotund horizon]

Like Horuses one ?

[urban coral]

As in?

[rotund horizon]

I know Horus was a traitor and that he was a primarch but did his own troops stay loyal when he comited the heresy ?

[urban coral]

Some did, some didn't

Basically, every legion had traitors

Not the Dark Angels, though

No traitors whatsoever

None

[rotund horizon]

did the Raven Guard had any ?

[urban coral]

Yes

In Horus Heresy, you can decide whether your forces are Loyalists or Traitors

[urban coral]

And there are some Warlord traits which are locked to Loyalists or Traitors

Which includes the Raven Guard

No Gods or Masters (Traitor only)

After the brutal massacre of Isstvan V and the fall into savagery that quickly overtook the Imperium, some old factions within the Raven Guard chose to abandon their fallen master and seek their own destiny. Though they swore no allegiance to Horus, these reavers would no longer shackle themselves to the whims of a distant Emperor. They fought now only for themselves and had no interest in sacrificing their lives in the name of some great and lofty cause, only in defence of their brothers and for the plunder to be gained in the ruins of the Imperium.

[rotund horizon]

Damn

I wonder what Corvus would've said about that

[idle ermine]

Hate this part of oral hygiene
My mouth feels like its getting poked by 2million needles

[thorn cove]

normal water or salt water exist

[stray osprey]

It's why I use non-alcohol mouth wash

[urban coral]

Warm salt water, my beloved

[bitter spruce]

genuinely go to the dentist that's not supposed to happen, or try non-alcoholic

[sacred idol]

spess marines

[stray osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951963388412559400/1141198924892348479/image0.gif

[neon vale]

weaksauce

[stray osprey]

Dries out my mouth pretty badly too

[idle ermine]

i look pretty

[tribal sandal]

hey. what's here?

[bitter spruce]

me

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-spin-sha-gif-26863370

[tribal sandal]

I just came to red forest.it was a long way

[cold pike]

https://people.com/jack-black-surprises-theater-of-a-minecraft-movie-fans-11714783

[nocturne olive]

Ukrainian or no cranium

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-theater-popcorn-explosion-crazy-gif-7283614019765734813

[normal escarp]

Erm.....yes.

[nocturne olive]

bulba

[tropic pumice]

in a pan, with cybula

Delicious

[nocturne olive]

sigma

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[granite reef]

Lil bro weighs 5 gramms

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[stray osprey]

Egg

[rotund horizon]

@wild mulch

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/awww-cute-adorable-cat-gif-20433773

[sharp hamlet]

Based or Cringe.

[normal escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-cringe-face-wtf-eww-gif-10263738266103445636

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[stray osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/856954130681954354.gif?size=96

[urban coral]

Loyalists: Based
Traitors: Cringe

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-theater-popcorn-explosion-crazy-gif-7283614019765734813

[idle ermine]

Tmr gonna be drawing Artorias the abysswalker

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[peak field]

Damn factorials are easy as shit

[stray osprey]

Egg continue

[peak field]

Ancient egg runea

Runes

[warped dock]

egg too nice to peck

[narrow dagger]

Egg

[thorn cove]

Egg rn

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[stray osprey]

Saving this image so I can maybe try to draw this cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[urban coral]

Words to live by

[nocturne olive]

Chicken jockey

[lethal ferry]

me

[merry ember]

say that again

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

This VR game is discouted on steam rn
looks...
intersting
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2539520/ZONA_Origin/

Steam

Z.O.N.A: Origin

MAIN FEATURES

🔸 Next-generation graphics created using advanced VR technologies.

…

Price

$10.99

Recommendations

185

▶ Play video

[stray osprey]

Zona

[wild mulch]

Zona smertelna pasca something something

[stray osprey]

Red ball

[merry ember]

Does anyone wish to procure a photograph of my feline domesticus

[thorn cove]

[sacred idol]

Space marines are a bunch of glory takers the guard does all the hard work

[thorn cove]

it'S kinda bootleg Stalker VR. Annnnndddd UE5

Gotta love SLOP

[urban coral]

Aye, I've seen this before

[sacred idol]

imagine being a guardsman and you fend off a big horde of nids and then some guys in some shiny armor come and shoot 5 bugs and take all the glory I'd be proper pissed

I would tell that big lad right off immediately

[urban coral]

Meh, it's a collective effort, tbh

It's more like reinforcements

The Guard are like 90% of the Imperium's actual military might

If not even higher

Things like the Adepta Sororitas and the Adeptus Astartes are basically the cavalry

[wild mulch]

isnt there like a quadrillion guardsmen
and just few million space marines?

[urban coral]

Basically, yes

[sacred idol]

Those space marines are a bunch of losers

[urban coral]

Like, as Bricky explained in his latest video, look at this picture

https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/comments/10nghi1/codex_astra_militarum_9th_edition_by_lewis_jones/#lightbox

[sacred idol]

Sitting around in orbit all day until they deem the fight "worthy" and then they might come and TAKE some glory from the REAL men

[urban coral]

If you look at it closely, sure, it looks like a normal pic. Some Guardsmen in the front are the centerpiece

There's a ship in the background and artillery shells

But there's no ground

[sacred idol]

Those are the real men and women of the imperium guardsmen not some big lads in armor just a guy with a gun and a helmet thats all you need

[urban coral]

You literally can't see the soil beneath them

There are so many of them

It's like a tide

All the while, more and more Guardsmen get deployed from the ship in the background

Tanks, artillery, etc.

It's excessive firepower

[urban coral]

Just an overabundance of firepower

[sacred idol]

None of that fancy footwork just get stuck in

[urban coral]

So, what about discipline then? With so many people, keeping structure would be hard, no?

That's where the Commissars are for

Oh, you're disobeying orders?

Get shot in the back

You're not fighting because you're scared?

Get shot in the back

You're not fighting hard enough?

Get

Shot

In

The

Back

[thorn cove]

Warhammer lore drop again?

[urban coral]

Which means that, in most cases, the Guardsmen are more scared of their Commissars than fighting alien horrors

Or even the literal forces of Hel

@wild mulch
Enjoy lore dump

[sacred idol]

my company cook was a ratling.. always partaking of his own wares he was....

[icy pebble]

Except with corps of Krieg, right?

Or did fans come up with that one

[urban coral]

Kinda

[icy pebble]

Egh, lame

[urban coral]

Lemme explain

[sacred idol]

kriegers are stupid

[icy pebble]

They're not paid to think, if I'm not mistaken

[urban coral]

So, with the Commissars assigned to the Death Korps of Krieg, they've got more of a diplomat role. Kriegers aren't exactly known for their social skills nor their insight for reason, so these Commissars act like a sort face when it comes to working with other Regiments

[sacred idol]

bunch of larpers

[urban coral]

And, of course, preventing the Kriegers from sacrificing too much manpower

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-krieger-smoke-bomb-get-away-run-disappear-gif-9640060

[sacred idol]

rather have some valhallan ice warriors

theres some good men

[urban coral]

As for Catachans, they absolutely hate Commissars

[urban coral]

For some reason, Commissars assigned to the Catachan Jungle Fighters mostly die from accidents or from the local fauna

Real headscratcher, that one

[sacred idol]

If I was a commissar I would want a squad of ogryns

[urban coral]

Real

[sacred idol]

bunch of idiots but its like having a bunch of gorillas with guns and it works somehow those guys kill like crazy

[urban coral]

"Yes sah, will do, sah!"

Not to mention that Ogryns usually go on a blind rage when their Commissar dies

[sacred idol]

and I also like how most ogryn guns are designed so they either dont break them or dont lose them

[icy pebble]

And work well in melee...

[sacred idol]

theres a grenade launcher in darktide where its just attached to the ogryn's arm and the description is "the reason its attached to the arm is so the ogryn wont lose it"

[icy pebble]

Not and underbarrel grenade launcher but an under arm grenade launcher

[wild mulch]

commiesars my beloved

[sacred idol]

sort of yeah

you can also throw a rock

[urban coral]

Box of grenades?

Food?

[sacred idol]

and unsurprisingly most enemies die from being pounded square in the head by a rock from an ogryn

[urban coral]

Lunch?

Anyways, let's thrown the entire box at the enemy

With the grenades inside

Just the box

[sacred idol]

and its no small rock the ogryns pick up like big rocks its like a geode

[urban coral]

Not explosives

[sacred idol]

the rock seems like a meme option but it can stop most enemies mid animation and its an instant throw so its really good for countering enemies like trappers

[sacred idol]

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE NECROMUNDA HOUSE

[small bane]

So the multiplayer is here or not yet please ?

[urban coral]

Not yet

[small bane]

Thank you

[urban coral]

Good question, I've been wondering the same, honestly. I think either Van Saar, Cawdor or Orlock

[sacred idol]

the right answer is cawdor their design is UNMATCHED

[urban coral]

True fr

[sacred idol]

I LOVE gangbanger zealots with flamethrowers and makeshift gun-spears

[urban coral]

Zealous britbongs with knoifs an' flamethrowers an' bomb rats

[urban coral]

https://www.warhammer.com/app/resources/catalog/product/threeSixty/60220599007_CawdorGang2360/48.jpg?fm=webp&w=1520&h=800

Fr

[sacred idol]

"oi mate did u rememba to pray to da emprah"

[urban coral]

Miss me with Goliath and Escher tho

They look cringe

[sacred idol]

did you know Goliaths are like really tragic in the way that most of them just die because they're heinous mutants made in vats

Also Escher sells a lot of lasguns to the imperium for some reason

[urban coral]

Huh

Welp, both just look bland

We're specifically talking about the Gangs, right?

So not stuff like the Squats and Ash Wastes Nomads and the like

[sacred idol]

Yeah gangs

Van saar is the ones with the STC right

[urban coral]

Yeah

With the radiation that is slowly killing them

[sacred idol]

stuff looks like its from halo ngl

[urban coral]

Delaque looks funky

[wild mulch]

🇦🇺

[urban coral]

Did you see the lore dump I posted earlier?

[wild mulch]

yes
quite loreful

[urban coral]

Based

https://www.warhammer.com/app/resources/catalog/product/920x950/99120599025_CawdorRedemptionistsLead.jpg?fm=webp&w=920&h=948

[urban coral]

@sacred idol
What's even the playstyle of all the Gangs?

[sacred idol]

I know that Cawdor is brute forcing with a ton of cheap troops and Goliath is all about getting in melee and the others im not really sure

[urban coral]

Delaque is about stealth, I'd imagine

Van Saar has shooting

[sacred idol]

Escher I think is like mostly shooting also their units are mostly all gunners

[urban coral]

Oh, I thought they were all about movement

[sacred idol]

I mean yeah mostly moving around and shooting

[urban coral]

And Orlock is probably jack-of-all-trades

[sacred idol]

They dont have a lot of melee as I recall I might be wrong

[urban coral]

And Escher also has chems, I believe?

[sacred idol]

oh yeah lots they run the chem trade

[urban coral]

Like, I'd imagine Van Saar would be the most like the Dark Angels

If such a bold comparison can even be made

[rotund horizon]

I love this game

SCP SL Pharmacy

[wild mulch]

The time has come
I post cat pics again for once

Poor orang cat
He trapped by evil brird

[stray osprey]

Green birb

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

My sisters cat

Also him

[thorn cove]

[neon vale]

microphone was off so everybody just sounds schizophrenic responding to me

the rope of sadness and despair

[arctic bolt]

I wish I could use these in my state but; due to current severe drought and dryness, most pyro-based stuff like fireworks are temporarily banned. Which I understand, just wish I could use stuff like this for airsoft lol

[neon vale]

would it be possible to get family or friends in another state to order it for you

[arctic bolt]

Its not that youre banned from buying them, you're banned from using them due to extreme fire hazards rn

And I dont wanna be the one to start a fire at this time anyway

[neon vale]

yeah but the feds dont need to know
also are you using or just for show

[arctic bolt]

We're dryer than texas rn

[arctic bolt]

I'd use them. I used to infact

[neon vale]

oh yeah then i get the concern

[arctic bolt]

My yard looks like literal dried hay rn its so bad

[reef rover]

New phone guys, whatcha think?

[arctic bolt]

I was so broke I was using an older flip phone at one point

ngl, I loved it. So minimalistic and shit

[reef rover]

I mean, they're a vibe though

[arctic bolt]

They really are

[reef rover]

I've always wanted one of those because of the memes and honestly, I like it more than I thought I would 😂

[arctic bolt]

If the samsung flip didnt have the screen issue, I'd buy one ngl

Theres just something about folding a phone shut thats so different but satisfying

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841075298195472434/1290872595503382580/IMG_0477.webp

[arctic bolt]

why does he have that face

[sacred idol]

mischief

[arctic bolt]

I hate it

[reef rover]

Get a Motorola Razr

[arctic bolt]

Ive heard a lot of stuff about screen and connection issues with those

[reef rover]

With the original ones?

Damn, I didn't know that.

[nocturne olive]

My puppy bit me when I showed him chicken jockey

[nocturne olive]

Kind of reminds me of someone from austria

[dim perch]

Literally me

[wooden hull]

I kicked my roommate out chat :3

[arctic bolt]

That car in the backround gave me flashbacks

And countless other times an ada has killed me

[idle ermine]

Have this image in my phone for some reason

[sacred idol]

for some reason

[rotund horizon]

classic

and so begins,an end of an era

[fringe spear]

gurobu street

[teal oracle]

Yall mf’s need to talk to women
Or men whatever floats your boat

[dim perch]

There are only 4 in HoC tho

[teal oracle]

Men it is

[twin cairn]

Based af

[teal oracle]

[twin cairn]

How I pull up..

https://tenor.com/view/owo-love-cat-meow-heart-gif-4559932780455511834

[nocturne olive]

car

[neon vale]

maybe some politicians do have a sincere sense of humor

[stray osprey]

Starting on new egg

[sacred idol]

@urban coral

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115878071749316738/1361910284977180783/picmix.com_12583584.gif?ex=6800794b&is=67ff27cb&hm=7f4601514f4dd239a70b01c53da20a7520c1d814ad1f2577ec4d337a7375f141&

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[sharp hamlet]

Wouldn't the production of 0.4 gallons be legal in this case? rounded down, that is 0.

Roughly 1.6 liters.

[urban coral]

Ez win for Dwarves

[urban coral]

Based

Yours or...?

[cold pike]

It belongs to her. She's a huge Warhammer fan.

[urban coral]

Cringe

You should get it

[cold pike]

She was just showing it off on FB.

[urban coral]

This her main army or nah?

Or does she collect something else too?

Other than simps

[cold pike]

I think somebody else made that meme of her, since she is well known in the Stalker community.

[robust pike]

isnt she in this server

[thorn cove]

yes

[tepid matrix]

Skavens armies have very poor discipline and flee when surrounded.

I have defeated the Skaven more than once with a smaller and weaker army because during my counterattack they fled and I won because they retreated (if it were other factions I would have been wiped off the face of the earth)

[marble rune]

looks like cheap German army camo jacket

[cold pike]

You're just full of sunshine today.

[marble rune]

As always

[idle ermine]

oh i have a girlfriend
shes also weird like me

[idle ermine]

dear god

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[teal oracle]

Perish

[urban coral]

Fake, she's got hair

[gray jetty]

Praise skibidi or perish

[sacred gorge]

Metro 2033 Redux is free on steam for another 20 mins or so 😄

[tepid matrix]

I finished it back when every computer had a DVD drive.

[idle ermine]

told my friend to buy it before it goes to being paid

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/diablo-4-necromancer-gif-8445608852674654361

Necromances chat

[merry ember]

good morning

[icy pebble]

Oooh, a polite skeleton: o

[twin cairn]

[thorn cove]

[wispy knot]

New Nvidia driver drop folks

[oblique timber]

damn..

[thorn cove]

[gray jetty]

Even worse crashing issues than before

[wispy knot]

Good thing i haven't played Stalker 2 in a while, so i have no need to worry

[gray jetty]

To be fair don’t know for sure but

Last I’ve heard the 50 series has massive driver problems

And most games if your on 40 or 30 series recommend to roll back to pre 50 series drivers

To resolve all the crashing issues

[wispy knot]

I don't even have a 50 series

Or 40 series for that matter

Plus I've never had problems with driver updates, and besides, my personal policy is to always keep everything up to date

[gray jetty]

The newest Nvidia drivers messed up all the older cards lol

Nvidia heard amd having driver problems and decided to join in on the fun

[sacred idol]

@urban coral

[neon vale]

Evil baby and evil baby

[sacred idol]

not that evil

[urban coral]

Both are based as heck when it comes to their way of war

[sacred idol]

both are manchildren

[urban coral]

Duh, they're Spesh Muhreens

[sacred idol]

figuratively and literally

I get it I too would be a huge asshole if my daddy never ever bothered to even interact with me in any fatherly way

[urban coral]

Taktikul speen

[merry ember]

rs 🥀

[sacred idol]

NNNNNURGLE'S PESTILENT ROT

[urban coral]

Or just think of it the way Ferrus Manus (RIP gone too soon) thought of it

Or Jaghatai Khan

[sacred idol]

TZEENTCH'S MANY GLORIES

[urban coral]

You hate Tzeentch

[sacred idol]

SLAANESH'S PERVERSE GLORY!!!

[merry ember]

now do it with 2

[sacred idol]

I LOVE CHAOS UNDIVDED

[teal oracle]

major chaos gods suck ass

[urban coral]

Now do it without the programing socks

[teal oracle]

minor chaos gods actually give a shit

[urban coral]

As if those exist

[sacred idol]

I want the glorious gift's of chaos

[urban coral]

You forgot Khorne tho

[merry ember]

i've never heard anyone call them that before that's hilarious

[sacred idol]

give me another eye

[teal oracle]

Hashut best chaos god

[wispy knot]

chaos you say?

[urban coral]

Real Chaos

[thorn cove]

I want to end chaos....

[urban coral]

Favorite Questor Traitoris House?

[sacred idol]

no idea man

[merry ember]

i don't like being around tall people what if they lick my head

[urban coral]

I know right

Hate that

[urban coral]

Dang man

[sacred idol]

I just like chaos

[merry ember]

and also what if they pick me up, i do not want to feel the weather up there

[urban coral]

They can most certainly try at their own risk

https://tenor.com/view/batman-vs-superman-fight-punch-gif-14498057

[merry ember]

it has happened to me once 🥀 the guy was a friend tho so idk if it counts

[urban coral]

I still have to look deeper into the Chaos Houses, tbh

They always feel a bit meh, tbh

Chaos in general

But they always compensate when it comes to the actual models

[merry ember]

sometimes i feel like this, what category does this fall into

[urban coral]

"I want to give up and rot away"

[gray jetty]

Yah

[neon vale]

Is this true or fake

[icy pebble]

true enough

most of our country is below sea level

even as it is now

if we sea level rises too much and our dams give out we stand to lose a fair bit of land surface

[whole sable]

Congrats on moderator 🎉🥳

[limber oyster]

anyone mod?

[marble heron]

Just build more dams and wooden shoes.

[sacred idol]

happiness and carefree? Nurgle but the big lollipop is clearly bringing you some sort of satisfaction and happiness too... so maybe Slaanesh..

[nocturne olive]

Bulba

[nocturne olive]

ong you are a mod

[cold pike]

https://youtu.be/naJtI4bS6O4?si=DApCVvikE5d_bxlU

[cold pike]

https://www.vice.com/en/article/asus-is-launching-hatsune-miku-pc-components-now-you-can-have-a-waifu-gaming-rig/

[nocturne olive]

chicken jockey

[sonic blaze]

Who likes feet?

[nocturne olive]

bulba

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[nocturne olive]

another bulba island

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

@wild mulch

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat (literally me)

[thorn cove]

I'mma gona post this to Wikifeet

[icy pebble]

Why is that a thing...?

[thorn cove]

you never know

[icy pebble]

The internet was a mistake

[thorn cove]

@nova sandal bro can you change whole profile? We don't allow those.

[gaunt prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1309918490551124028/ezgif-4-ae36444589.gif

[stray osprey]

[gaunt prawn]

LET ME IN

LET ME BLOODY IN

[thorn cove]

Bro is ready

He is ready to ban

[gaunt prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-14438832210771178956

[twin cairn]

id ban rn

[gaunt prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1307750070648832121/ezgif-2-ffc7a7d429.gif

[twin cairn]

fuck commies

[thorn cove]

same

[twin cairn]

can i do the honors?

[thorn cove]

Time is passing and no answer

well, game is rigged from start

[thorn cove]

do it

[gaunt prawn]

no

it's for me, i like to ban commi

[thorn cove]

@twin cairn let him to do it

@gaunt prawn ok go for it my guy

[twin cairn]

banned

too slow

fuck commies

[thorn cove]

[gaunt prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-game-of-thrones-got-standing-his-ground-gif-8868056

[thorn cove]

I was let him to do it but

[twin cairn]

they gotta be faster next time

back in the day we used to shoot them

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[thorn cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561149828503961600/1309093393972068423/pepoSippin.gif

[twin cairn]

morning btw

[stray osprey]

I got a very small sore throat the day before, but since yesterday feels like I'm getting sicker by the hour.

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[twin cairn]

i hate that

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[thorn cove]

it's noon here

lmao

[twin cairn]

damn its 3:27am here

[wild mulch]

timezones aint real anyways

[twin cairn]

ong

[stray osprey]

2 hours ahead of you I am in the future

[thorn cove]

[twin cairn]

how is the update..

[wild mulch]

Timezones are fake news created by Valve to prevent American Counter Strike players from getting Russian teammates

[twin cairn]

ONG lol

[wild mulch]

trust

[stray osprey]

Squirrel population increased, there are more of them in the Zone now. You can also date Richter in this update.

[twin cairn]

PEAK

https://tenor.com/view/alre-cat-alre-sniff-alre-cat-sniff-kitten-cute-gif-13488836494367124906

[thorn cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/801490589824581692/1340581193120219167/Tumblr_l_728500943845586.gif

[errant tartan]

been replaying watchdogs here with the watchdogs rebirth modpack, so good!

[twin cairn]

i gotta try that out

[thorn cove]

@quartz crag change your profile, we don't allow that.

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[karmic fern]

yo

[thorn cove]

[idle ermine]

got bored
decided to make the saw cleaver from bloodborne

[errant tartan]

bald and bankrupt just put a ukraine vid on youtube,

idk if there's any oldskool GSC/THQ heads in here but Ukraine was a beautiful country to visit back when SoC released

still beautiful

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-stressed-cat-banana-cat-gif-15455068164842202481

[stray halo]

May I ask you one grammar question?

Shouldn't it be "Headache"?

I just watch it on TV, so sorry for quality

[bitter spruce]

what is this

[stray halo]

Doctor House

[errant tartan]

idk but it looks cool

looks more like scrubs to me

[bitter spruce]

head pain is like if you got donked on the head or something. a headache is when you feel pain from swelling blood vessels

[icy pebble]

Headache is commonly used, but I don't think head pain would be technically incorrect. Especially if it's describing something other than a common headache

[bitter spruce]

he looks like a black mesa scientist

[stray halo]

Thanks

[bitter spruce]

why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties

[errant tartan]

ngl saw some AI half life thing recently and you're not wrong

80's movie mock up

[bitter spruce]

both are correct but the context could be a condition that causes pain in your head separate from a normal headache

[bitter spruce]

@nova maple

[dim perch]

Real

[merry ember]

i drew cat

i think i might've given it too many legs

[thorn cove]

cute

[nova maple]

Doctor house

[neon vale]

doctor House

https://tenor.com/view/abbie-true-hell-true-gif-9232507459391063089

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/slipped-on-a-banan-house-dr-house-wilson-fall-gif-4233010537565726416

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-dr-house-hugh-laurie-my-fault-sorry-not-sorry-gif-4172569

[smoky thunder]

The new update looks nice shame I can't play stalker 2 today. (You don't wanna know. Hospital is all I can say and I'm lucky as hell rn to be alive.)

[merry ember]

bro what

[twin cairn]

💀

[nova maple]

Thanks for the new image ima steal that

[nova maple]

That’s literally the first page 🤓

[peak field]

kromer limbus company

[mossy fable]

Lmfao

[sacred idol]

meeeeeeeee

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[neon vale]

That is not a cat

[wild mulch]

youre not a cat

[neon vale]

I am not

[wild mulch]

thats right

[neon vale]

I am neco arc

[urban coral]

Fake

[neon vale]

Im thr real one

[urban coral]

Fake

[neon vale]

[sacred idol]

and im gay

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105966036290912388/1362475082001158329/Pear_neco_arc_cover.png?ex=6802874d&is=680135cd&hm=e64d72a5c73398a468f339fa52c73096c3089e2b666c412035db591d6b0b464c&

[bronze pecan]

Ello, dont know where to report this, so just be careful whoever see this, this is a scam

[icy pebble]

taken care of, thanks for sharing

[urban coral]

Very based

Thank you

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

gamer_samantha sounds like 100% authentic name

[stray osprey]

It has garfield on it (a cat), so it counts

[wild mulch]

truth

[icy pebble]

much legit

many trustworthy

[urban coral]

I assume said person is called samantha and that said samantha is, most likely, a gamer

[wild mulch]

hey guys its me president_obama
please send me 1407274 dolalrs so I canrun for presidency again

[icy pebble]

pure speculation...

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/once-again-asking-gif-18234786473894858127

[icy pebble]

you didn't say ''yes we can'', so I don't believe you

[wild mulch]

something something obama care
we do believe me
yes we do

[bronze pecan]

Lmao 100%

[bronze pecan]

Thank you my cool friend :)

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/mib-men-in-black-will-smith-tommy-lee-jones-funny-gif-3612819

[urban coral]

Ahh, already made a new friend

[icy pebble]

I am friendshaped

[wild mulch]

I thought you were WeirdAlshaped