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I have like 45 days until a year on the server 
very cool
I joined pretty recently
Ugh… I hate unreal engine
If it breaks once badly it. Breaks forever…
dead channel 😔
car
peak
because we are awesome
Oatmeal
Tejas got the Jack Black virus fr
This dude
Your block is good enough.
Fr
Also was thinking of doing some slide mods when i get the vss
(Just gonna cut it a bit so i can pull it all the way back)
I see you used the same gif
yes
Buy Warhammer 
orang
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@wild mulch
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bros
that reburn game la quimera, looks SICK
doesn't seem to have any marketing at all but it's releasing on the 25th, using the metro engine
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I haven't seen a marketing poop deal like this since singularity, kinda hoping it sells way better than that did (and singularity is a kickass game)
COD Infinite Warfare rip off almost a decade late
I'm cool with an infinite warfare ripoff dude, I still think that is the greatest sp campaign ever made
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decade late, not for me lol
you said it, not me
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Poor Ferda
fire
Reason: Bad word usage
Calming video
Calmed me down after the fuсking Capra Demon in DSR
Worst boss fight I ever experienced
The moment you enter the boss area,2 fuсking dogs charge at you and the boss kills you in an instant
what's DSR i don't remember
Dark Souls Remastered
Or Dark Souls 1 as It's also known
The problem with the Capra demon boss fight isn't the boss Itself
It's the 2 dogs that attack you right at the start and block your path to the stairs
The only way to get past these dogs is with luck
And that's a terrible game design.Soulbourne games are supposed to challenge your skills,patience,temperance,not have you rely on luck
the guardian ape in sekiro
Hm
that mofo is still one of the hardest I ever fought in a from game, though raging bull not far behind
think the whole, imma grab my head and come at you again thing caught me off guard though
still not completed elden ring here but got to radahn, really should continue
Tbh tho,Aldrich was hard,but he felt fair(aside from his arrow attacks a bit)
Reason: Bad word usage
No more saying cuss words guys it’s inappropriate and violent
@nocturne olive
Fixed your name
MRŠ U PIČKU MATERINU GOVNO ROBOTNO
sekiro is my favourite from game still
Try to censor me now you bot fuсk
If you say a cuss then you like going to jail and when you go to jail you’re only gonna eat broccoli and other vegetables for you whole life
broccoli is healthy though
Even his arrow attack wasn't that bad.Managed to learn how to counter It
I do like vegetables
Honestly the best vegetable there is when it comes to taste, ngl
Potatoes are my favorite
can you even pickle broccoli
I like pickled carrots
Okay, but have you tried potaters with broccoli and then mash them together along with a pinch of salt
nah, add butter?
I might
It's peak
It's a Dutch thing. Potatoes + Vegetables + Meat, then mash the potatoes and the vegetables together
Carrots and potatoes

Hutspot, my beloved
Me want to try.
It's great
Some gravy, some salt for even more flavor and you're set
And a meatball, of course 
Don't forget the Blood of Chaos marines too
Cringé
you mean tears of T´au fans 
That too
Why ? Did Lion not show his gyatt ?
Correct
He did not
Sorry, had to ban someone
No, the reason why Blood Angels players are angry is because they got the short end of the stick when it comes to their new release
They're sad that their Death Company duderinos are just an upgrade sprue for Assault Intercessors and that their Sanguinary Guard lost their wings and nipples

Other than that, they only got Characters
So they're sad or something
I didn't see this going any other way, tbh
But I do agree that the Death Company has lost a lot of character
What about the Raven Guard ?
They haven't had a range refresh yet
If they'll ever get one
Definitely a new Epic Hero, though
Fr,you should rename yourself to Lion El'Crimson
It suits you really good
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Cringé
Crimson Fists, my beloved
Pedro Cator
Thank you for proving my point
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so you think Lions are cringe,Crimson ?
I got banned from stalker Belarus server lol
No
Cringe
They are insanely Z there
Sadge

Heresy
In what way?
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I mean it is a cat
Idk
Then don't say silly stuff like that 
I am silly
Hi silly
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Stressmaxxing
Not yet and probably not soon
soon


soon
Soon™
its going to be a banger though hopefully
Thanks
Hopefully™

Why is siege emailing me
WHAT
It came back the next night and stole the cone. Unfortunately the Ring camera didn't pick that up.
0:00 Mysterious new food is scary
0:12 Maybe it's okay...
Reason: Bad word usage
I have four in my backyard that I feed every day.
Lovely
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aaah oh nooo... anyway
I got a puppy
Hello
hm
Anyone?
I.... am steve
You're not Anton? 
Sheesh, lying to us all this time
I am Notna
Next you're going to say you're Evets
He is giving one braincell to orange cat
I am sick in the head and insane. Follow my twitter @/northernfirealt
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Jesse,we need to make Vocaloid songs
I was being sarcastic
It’s probably gonna just only exist in Europe so L for the rest us but
Gonna do what Apple did
And exclusively allow side loading on European Iphones
learn to work the saxophone
Watching a minecraft movie. But it's the workprint so the greenscreen isn't good quality at all
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Every stalker mouth is waltering when they see this.
share? perchance?
dont worry lil stalker uncle sidorovich has enough breakfast cans to feed you your entire life
Yea. Also it can be too much.
what a stupid situation
and official tesla account responding in that way 
i hate tesla even more now
Sorry guys
Believe it or not a poorly made ugly ps1 car doesn’t hold much value
Compared to a Porsche

You are missing the phrase "poorly peeled potato" in your description
Point is a Porsche holds more value
Well some
The Porsche suvs are dog shit lmao
IM BACK
Car go vroom, no matter what
Who?
Me the fake(?) mechenyi
Who?
Slim shady
I don’t even like Porsches
Except the 944
Because they don’t cost that much money and they look cool
You can get one here for like 6k often times
I thought bc of popup headlights
Ik youre a popup headlight enjoyer knowing it from your miata
and rx7 being your fav car
lets be honest there
but yeah didya miss me jacky jack jack
Well.....
I consider that a no 
Hellooooo?
Dont make me ping you
Not even the 911?
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Lets be honest 911 is coolest
its not because there are lots of 911s but they look unique
Yeah
Im a gt3 and gt2 lover theyre good cars
@gray jetty btw
what do you know about laptops
I like the 944
That’s really it tbh
Ig Im just getting ignored
I was wondering what the P44 was
Misstyped
Porsche are almost always sexy
redditor like me?
if i had reddit it wouldn't be on light mode
Porches are just meh
They make them all look extremely similar
Which is kinda boring
I mean the basic design is pretty good
Idk I’m not a fan
No you dont
It sucks
Dont ask my pfp i matching with someone
Love getting half a level per year...
Its embarassing? yes very
I am just a level 50 master
Lowest ranked one
Speaking of master reminded me of a mod
Heres a pic of a chocolate in turkey
I figured out how to fix the crash at the garbage and I finally got to the next part
speaking of master it remind me this
Who?
I have learned a new word
What is this new word Mr. Penguan Sir?
Słowa
Is that some kind of slow owl?
Slovo
Lmao
Słowami słowiańskimi
one year ago today
Kitty!
his hunger cannot be satisfied
he bites everything that moves and that doesnt move
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We are doomed
Better start worshipping him right now
Than to be on his bad side once he grows up
He doesn’t hate kots form what I see he likes my kot
Peak
Silly little fella
He is very silly

Ong kot
Omg
Where?
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Ik right
We love cats here
Here in the temple of the cat
What if you dislike Bulbas
banned and one year sentence on reddit
Anything but Reddit
It's what they deserve if they dislike the bulba
And what if they like batats and refuse to be taught the truth
Permanent sentencing
Sigma +100 Bulbas
Kot fr
red
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garage
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Art school
Me install blobonr
You installing the Bloodborne PC port that was created by my contacts in Mozambique?
is that a lemon
It looks too smooth to be a lemon, unless if it's rotten
It's not a mushroom?
EAT IT
Yo, cringelord
What did you call me gayass
ok go on hedgeborn
Okay, so here's the case, face-ache
im ears, for now
Could also be a mushroom now that you mentioned it
When would you consider Markus' Mace or Sword to be worth it?
1h
Like, I mostly see people running two handed weapons or the DLC weapons
the 1 handed mace is alright but the sword is practically useless
some people like to run 1h mace on huntsman for example
Aye, that'd be me
it’s round like a ball kinda, lemon shaped but more round
I'm currently using it with Taste of Victory and Bulwark
But I'm wondering if there are better options
Did you kick it
not unless you get the DLCs
And the DLC weapons are straight upgrades? Not sidegrades?
If it breaks apart like chalk and powdery then it's a mushroom probably
one of the best weapons for huntsman is the spear and shield is all I'll say
i’ll go back and kick it once my homework is done
I don't believe that's an option for Kruber, no?
lol
I know it's an option for Kerillian
Greta a qt
Ty!
Nevermind, it is
Must've never seen it
Hey Oatmeal :) how ya doin
doing awesome cause i don’t have class tomorrow, you?
Just chilling and letting my pup sleep :') trying to snack quietly so she doesn't wake up and get excited lol
my cat is like that when i’m eating cereal or yogourt, she likes to try and shove her face or paws in my bowl
She's a year old roughly! Her name at the shelter was Trivium (the band) but we changed it, she already responds to it well. She's definitely a velcro dog 😅 Does not leave my side and freaks out if she cannot see me
So far Greta has tried to eat my cheese out of my hand lol
The first days are going to be the most important. You'll have to make clear rules or else they'll become a ritual for her 
Oh for sure lol, I already got her to learn to potty outdoors and let me know if she needs to go outside in one day, she's highly intelligent for a puppy
dont use great axe
I do on RV
shit weapon its so shit trust me use the great hammer its much better
My bird will start screaming the split second I even touch a bag of chips.
it is really not good on RV you need something that can kill shit that surrounds you quickly
Bomb
go for the hammer it kills everything its my go to on everything
my cat also does that lol, it’s so annoying cause cheese isn’t good for her stomach
use the damn hammer
my cat is like a dog in the way that she’ll try to eat literally anything
Right lol same with dogs. I only ever had three cats but grew up with dogs
I do in combination with the Crossbow
Ranger Reaper and Mainstay
Gonna head over to the store with my roommate and Greta
Cya later 
And get Outcast Engineer and get them good weapons
Soon™️
I'm first trying to figure out how to make Huntsman work
Currently using Mace + Handgun
Taste of Victory + Bulwark
Blend In as final Talent
they stare at you like you are the cause of all evil in the world when you don’t give food that they literally can’t digest 😭
What about those monster that declaw THIER cats
They deserve a special kind of hell ngl
Declawing cats is like cutting off your fingers
Same with the people who have their dogs de tailed or whatever it’s called
Yes 100%
This was first done for the safety of the dog when guarding, but nowadays it's just become a norm. Which is what bothers me.
It pisses me off
The cropping of ears for Doberman pinchers is also not normal, their ears are actually floppy.
omw to go kick the lemon mushroom rn
That’s terrible 😢
I have no idea what the origin purpose of that was, other than wanting the dog look more 'presentable' with their unnatural pointy ears.
I like how the flop looks
kicked it, it's a lemon
Limon
is this life giving me lemons
F in the chat for the lemon, it looks like it has been out there for a while.
I'm back lol
Me and my roommate took Greta on a walk to the store so that's where I went
F
No sleep for me frfr
hey i need some recommedations, i need a new game ASAP i want a solo/singeplayer game where i can put alot of hours into doesnt matter if its an older game or a recent one i just want to have fun again can also be just a pc game
I got one singular hour of sleep today before I had to wake up to go adopt my dog 😭
You got a dog as well?
Yep I adopted her today :) I put her in #🐺┃pets
Very nice
Play civ 6 frfrfrrfr 100%
Very cute
Thank you! She's- well she WAS taking a nap but she heard car doors outside so she's peeking out my apartment window lol
My puppy I got loves my cat lol
Very cute lol
Counter game civ 5??
I’ve never played it I should but I haven’t only 6 and 😭 7
7 is so mediocre
get on darktide
dutch
i know all of the countries

Thats good anton its good to know your geography im proud of you my boy
keep it up
I know all the Russian oblasts krais republics are okrugs the Ukrainian ones and belaursian ones
thats good you are very wise my friend
I know all the Italian regions
his forehead is even bigger holy shit
stalker
Ugh hey y'all just woke up from a nap with Greta and called my dad and got the worst news
Dad told you Greta is actually your sister?
@wild mulch
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@wild mulch
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it took me 50 episodes to realize the reason piccolo and goku always take off their clothing before a serious fight is because its weighted

Pfttt nahh. he's at the hospital with my mamaw
I wish good health and speedy recovery to any ill family members.
Thank you. She might have had a stroke so they're trying to figure out what happened
Oh no :( I hope everything's going to be fine.
(Not my art)
That's a pristine roll though
@rotund horizon i just found out there are two types of artoriases greatswords
Frisian
When I get it
Maybe a bit too excessive 
This is worse than Modern Warfare predicting Russia is really fucked in head, even killing own people to blame someone.
Only we don't have Makarov at least... For now...
Good hint
@ripe merlin
Fr,The Abbys Watchers are bad-ass
Wich one did you pick ?
I'll start a new run just to get their armor and the Farron Greatsword
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Do not feed the shark
I am the sharkfeeder
I’d rather give EA my money than Fatshark ngl
2 years of lies, insults, and false promises
yeah honestly
this is me fr
Nah,use that money to buy Dark Souls 3(or Elden Ring with DLC)
huh???
Darktide released in an awful state
didn't you play the shit out of it? also it launched fine
I did
Fatshark messed up so much in those two years
70% ammunition frfr
i like it
Ayo no way they added Vostroyans to Darktide?
they did
I bought it cuz it looked cool and it had a skin for the hellbore which looked like a musket
Don't you dare
Hell no
We're talking about bloody EA here
Not to mention they've killed the best RTS franchise ever made
Not to mention the FIRST RTS franchise ever made
I would never but still, proves my point 
I mean, despite it all, Fatshark is still improving Darktide
Can you say the same about EA games?
Yet to be seen tbh
the imperial fanboy has a point
Battlefield 6 comes out in 2026
fifa is getting better with each separate installment in the franchise
We will find out then
Is that an ironic statement
yes
Ah yes.
The same game
Change it slightly
Resell it for full price
@gray jetty
What
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Subarus are annoying on the road
Huh?
i hope you're not one of them
Well Subaru forester drivers are statistically the worst drivers
I always go with berserker bardin, if no I go with gloomstalker kerillian
Slayer
Waystalker, by the way
yes
Bro played too much D&D 
the slayer in my party preparing to jump headfirst into a rotblood patrol and die immediately
adds up
eight peaks
they should stay on their own side of the mountain...
Goblins don't deserve anything 
Good vibes in this weather 
Bro, why is your face a black hole?
Hungry
black ops
Fair
Now soup
Are you a real Tajikistan patriot
I have awoken
Sup
Nuh uh
How much of it are you selling? 
Lichtenstein
No it’s CABO VERDE
Nein it is mine 
No its Cabo verde
Possum fr
Shared it already in our chats, but still awesome and want to share it here.
Literally national brand.
(bar from my city)
Mod staff meetup when? 
When u will come to Vinnytsia 
very cool
That man threateaned us with a knife when we asked the same question, lmao 
(Obviously it's a joke, but wtf double standards)

Not only with a knife, i got a new gift for u

pepper spray is for ladies
real gentlemen carry bayonets around 
As you can see..
Say again
EDC as it is
silly little knife
I've got my Batsuit instead
Crispy
you cant just reveal your secret batman identity...

Specially for you i will take it from my bois
Come to Vinnytsia
I'm really happy to see everybody
Please, come to Brazil 

If only that video was still up
I dont even know where Vinnytsia is
but it sounds Balkan so thats automatic nono
Look at my tag u stupid
Ukraine
Meanie said stupid
The one who calls someone stupid is stupid, you stupid 
dont call me stupid
you didnt use cyrillic so it looked like its in goddamn Slovenia 
Vinnytsia in the Balkans 😭
Literally what will be with chat if they went here
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Balkans
Better known as Planet Earth
So Czechia is Balkan now
yes
Fr*nce Hell itself is Balkan too
Don’t say the f word
stupid‼️ ‼️ ‼️ ‼️
fuсk
Im sorry
One time an American asked me if Ukraine is a part of Armenia
😡😡😡
Good
As everyone knows Armenia invented breathing air
thats okay
My classmate said Chernobyl is in Slovakia
Dont get how he finished elementary school
And yes, hes this bad at every subject, not just geography
Slovakia was invented by Armenia
@idle flame deanon btw
Slovakia isnt real
it was made up by Czech politicians so they could tell us there exists a country thats just like Czechia but worse in every concievable way 
so that we dont feel that the situation is that bad
England, but point stands
I shouldn't post the vid I have of Americans 
There are only a few real countries
Where
I'm a girlish girl

are u
My favorite country TikTok

Only true TikTok patriots know
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So?
Makes me want to cry

Yeah, it's rubbish
Like, sure, I haven't had that on school either, but man, even the internet and documentaries will tell you stuff like this
Da vinki
Anyone get an update for the final boss bundle rerelease? Ordered mine back in November but haven't received any info since.
They said that they'd be delivered April 2025
If you don't get it by this month, then there's something wrong 
Yea I've been getting sketchy vibes since I ordered it lol
Yeah fair, I'd wait until the end of this month. If you've heard nothing by then, then shit's gonna go down at the Institute 
wait why does james have dark hair
Reason: Bad word usage
@fallen elm
threw me into ze pod and forced me to the ze bugs
i havent finished the game so i might end up betrayed but i sided with mr stalker shadow of chernobyl so far
because his points were like the closest to mine
unless he changes his mind later in the game
uh oh
i went into the game with the idea of ||"nobody should tamper with the noosphere or even have access with it"|| so i sided with noon ||up until they blew up ||
F in the chat
dont uh oh me i like him
I love him too
even though ive been actively killing them all my save, ward has ended up being almost my most favorite (behind noon and scientists) because of korshunov
is this enough bulbas (the entire island is just bulbas)
an entire continent of bulbas..
What is this game, I want to do this
anno 1800
yes the only bad part about it frfr
the batat eaters shall work the fields
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maybe he'll make eternity relevant again
Bloodborne Sakuya
hm
2billion more bulbas
sigma bulba approves
so far 3 full islands
@cunning quartz Feel like I never see you here, hi
also this full sheet of bulbas
because i recently don't come around often
I hope everything is well
my life has been crumbling right on top of my head, again
rip 
that terrible
girlfriend left me and I'm late on my university assignments

at least this time she just left me not cheated
why is her gohei long asf it becomes title screen instead
apparently its all about a city themed
unlike wbawc though, thats underworld lol
I got work at 7 but here I am awake at 2. But I think I will try to actually sleep now.
i feel you, i woke up like half an hour ago after sleeping for 6
What time zone are you in?
central
Me too,
its 9 am here
2 am over here
EST?
in 40 minutes ill be 12 hours after work
like 10 am for me
CET
Bros
Hello Sparrow
The childhood game got released bruh
A recreation of the beloved flash game "Age of war".
This game is free and open source:
…
I don't wanna believe

But it's real
Hellooo 
did you know that georgian people have good food
Yes
sigma
very sigma
I recreated hrodna in cities skylines frfr
put the prison in the center of the city
real
hm
Why does he look like diet Leon Kennedy
hes looks sad
This is Silent Hill 2 remake right
yes
I've been thinking of getting the game
F in the chat for the popcorn machine
Respite found within the Hunter's Dream, the Doll, brought to life in Dark Souls 3.
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Character Creat...
started a new run and my character look like the plain doll from Bloodborne
fr,Dark Souls has plenty of Berserk references
fr.Gintama had a Sekiro reference
imma add a small thingy for my friend in my game
its a small thingy
its gonna be a shiny ditto from pokemon
Yes
gilld chese
How many bulbas
+100 for you
Bulbas is the new form of social credit
yes 100%
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Leon and his 50 useless backflips 😂
And Ada :3
Not sure if I'll keep the red thumb sticks added I'll probably put black ones back when I replace the LB RB plastic piece
Make RGB xd
Naw I'm not a fan of RGB
they didnt even clean up after themselves
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Finnish music never fails to disapoint me
first Säkkijärven polkka,then Njett Molotov,then Lordi ,then Stratovarius and now this
woaw
i can’t breathe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYepB5ppEWM when the monolith comes
Inspired by similar edits.
The picture is a still from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGjdFRbvqQU with some minor edits.
I love Stalker and just wanted a cool project to work on.
enjoying dbz
goated
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Ngl. Cats are not that funny nor adorable.
Aww, so quirky
💀

Did you have a favorite among the 12 cat houses?
Do NOT.







