💬┃en_offtop

[nocturne olive]

huh

[unique eagle]

I didn’t say you didn’t, I’m speaking broadly.

[bitter spruce]

this is insane

you're not an en helper so you shouldn't even be here

just a guy having fun and doing a silly thing for a year now

and then now he gets muted for it

[gaunt prawn]

As i mentioned before, i get a lot of reports from UA chats about this situation.
After discussion he's not going to continue this

[bitter spruce]

i don't think you have jurisdiction here

[stray osprey]

And a server full of people, he's the one who pinged me the most of useless things.

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-raven-raven-gif-14978359978152501741

[bitter spruce]

just block him then

[gaunt prawn]

My main it's a UA, but i'm helping everywhere

[bitter spruce]

"helping"

[gaunt prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-for-the-input-jeff-meme-uncharted-uncharted-2-nathan-drake-gif-16671680907358093054

[stray osprey]

Why is everyone telling me to block that guy when I already said I did

[sharp hamlet]

Maybe you didn't block them enough.

[idle ermine]

does he know?

[unique eagle]

Top 10 Discord Moments

[neon vale]

why would they care they dont talk in here

chymo really got muted because people in another chat found him unfunny 😭

[bitter spruce]

so what's the problem then

i hope chymo continues doing it tomorrow

[plush cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1145365383608549536/1330663419786821712/togif-12-1.gif

[plush cloud]

thats certainly a cat

whats cat name

[bitter spruce]

Lydia

[plush cloud]

tell her she's beautiful

[unique eagle]

if only @wild mulch was here 😔

[rotund horizon]

Omg,cat

[plush cloud]

moriya shrine disciple

[rich blade]

Omg
Cat

Currently nerving my thang with this(ts) 2 liter Dr pepper

[stray osprey]

I didn't create a problem. Read up. All I said "I can finally unblock this guy, unless if he's going to keep doing it again". And that other guy decided to add to it.

[bitter spruce]

this ts shit

[bitter spruce]

ts pmo 💔

[fringe spear]

what the hell happened to chymo 🤣

[sharp hamlet]

Send to the warp for omg cat

[fringe spear]

I ain't gonna judge but i am okay with his cat messages. just sayin

[sharp hamlet]

Same, I think they are harmless if the chat is already inactive, but that's my opinion.

[fringe spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008823540881039421/1315406758998446201/furannUA.gif?ex=67dfbec2&is=67de6d42&hm=9158c38f7266916ea1e365c5562c7116676ab9086c30c29750e7e175639ab73b&

[sharp hamlet]

I made this for Chymo, it is not disrespectful in any way and I hope he appreciates it.

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/homeless-guy-typing-keyboard-funny-gif-1916582789416058464

can i cuss

[stray osprey]

You can say 'shit'

[stray osprey]

I could care less either, helpers seem to have different opinions. Aka someone else does a similar thing but got told to stop. Other days it's suddenly fine when someone else looks at it. No idea.

[sharp hamlet]

I see.

[stray osprey]

It's weird, but not like we can do anything. They have the final say. 🤷

[viscid dust]

Bruh what are you doing

[simple sage]

steelysnak has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[viscid dust]

Omg
Cat

[viscid dust]

Omg
Cat

[viscid dust]

Omg
Cat

[bitter spruce]

this is what i like to see

[viscid dust]

Omg
Cat

[plush cloud]

a cat indeed

[bitter spruce]

snivson

[plush cloud]

me

[bitter spruce]

what if like... instead of snivson... it was like....

snovelstein

[plush cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[rich blade]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdRe2j6r/

[sacred idol]

y'all gettin BANNED

[rich blade]

@neon vale I got no clue what the subtitles say but neco arc

[viscid dust]

Weakest mute I’ve ever seen tbh

[stray osprey]

Does this mean there's gonna be competition when the other kot gets unmuted.

[rich blade]

Yes

[viscid dust]

Nah I’m just picking up the slack while he’s gone

[urban coral]

@wild mulch
Here's an emotional support kot, just for you

[sacred idol]

i see crimson typing it must mean hes playing up to some vermintido

[viscid dust]

Omg
Cat

[rich blade]

Such a sweet fellow
Fallen

[bitter spruce]

adler

[sacred idol]

REPOSE THE PRIMARIS MODELS (slightly)

[rich blade]

£13 for primer💔

[stray osprey]

Double the kot

[rich blade]

And this was marked down prices at my local bookstore

[urban coral]

Repent, heretic

[rich blade]

What the fallen
I've risen

[urban coral]

(Official artwork, wowzers)

[bitter spruce]

physical piracy

[sacred idol]

I love chaos

[twin cairn]

peak..

[urban coral]

Sec

[rich blade]

GW NEEDS to make angry marines real

[sacred idol]

chaos is BADASS DEATH METAL GUYS WITH BIG ARMOR AND BIG AXE AND KILLING PEOPLE

[urban coral]

Nurgle

[sacred idol]

I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE

[urban coral]

Flesh Tearers

[rich blade]

[plush cloud]

Crimson is a slaanesh disciple

[rich blade]

HELL YEAH
(old warhammer art is so much coooooooooooooooooler)

[sacred idol]

SLAANESHES PERVERSE GLORY!

[sharp hamlet]

Noise marine W.

[rich blade]

So true

[plush cloud]

men will see this and say hell yeah 🗣️ 🔥💯

[sharp hamlet]

This goes hard.

[rich blade]

There is that one black templars art made by that guy with an army painter set named after him
Which is peak
Jon Blanche I think

[urban coral]

PEAK

[rich blade]

OK
What do you think would win? An imperial ship(I forgot the name LMAO) or a covenant cruiser?

[rich blade]

Watchers... in... the dark...

[sacred idol]

depends on if the imperial ship even makes it

[sacred idol]

the imperium has to travel trough the warp everytime they wanna go somewhere and the covenant just use portals to travel around space and even planets

[rich blade]

Because that's DUMB
Real men travel through hell

[sharp hamlet]

Imperial ship has used "Hyperdrive Overdrive."
It is effective!

[sacred idol]

they arent men bro theyre a confederation of several alien races manipulated by one race to do their bidding

[urban coral]

If only the actual model looked this badass

[sharp hamlet]

If it ain't made in God's Image, it ain't it.

[sharp hamlet]

This was my profile picture at some point.

[urban coral]

Based fanart

So, here's the thing

HH helmet

[sacred idol]

nah I like destroying earth

[viscid dust]

!unmute @wild mulch

[simple sage]

🚫 somethingunique, you can't use that.

[urban coral]

Company symbol on the wrong leg

[sacred idol]

char was right about earth

[urban coral]

Inaccurate tilting plate colors

[viscid dust]

Damn 😔

[urban coral]

Mfw green robes?

Before you ask

No

[sharp hamlet]

I think the image is mirrored.

[urban coral]

I do, in fact, not like fun

I am a Dark Angel, after all

[sacred idol]

space marine fanboys when you dont wanna indulge in their quasi-gay power fantasy

[sharp hamlet]

Sounds like Fallen behavior to me.

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/906641229599604787/1327759315133661316/IMG_4045.gif

[urban coral]

Off to the dungeons with this one

(Again, official art. Goes hard)

[sacred idol]

time to load up dawn of war and kill some space marines

[sharp hamlet]

Off to the dungeon with YOU, Asmodai wants to have a chat with you, and it's going to be really... nice.

[tepid matrix]

Tww3?

[urban coral]

Sure, we'll both interrogate you... thoroughly

[sharp hamlet]

Oh no.

[urban coral]

The Rock, my beloved

[sharp hamlet]

Our beloved rock.

[urban coral]

Screw Vashtorr, all my homies hate Vashtorr

[sharp hamlet]

Honestly the Iron Warriors can be cool, the only issue about them is their primarch being a massive crybaby, even though he is supposedly the third smartest primarch after Guilliman and Angron (Without the nails.)

[urban coral]

Don't underestimate Lion's tactical insight

[sharp hamlet]

You mean aggressively launching himself into anything with his sword and coming out victorious anyway?

[urban coral]

That's an extra bonus, yeah

[sharp hamlet]

Then his sons being as cool as he is like Azrael quite literally throwing himself through hordes of cultists and coming out like DOOM guy.

[urban coral]

If only we got more lore about what Lion El'Jonson is doing rn

And Lion's Protectorate

[sharp hamlet]

Like father like son.

[urban coral]

Kharn moment

[twin cairn]

lion el'kotson..

[sharp hamlet]

You have to love it that Azrael can take on the top-of-the-line melee fighter and come out victorious.

[urban coral]

Honestly bro?

Azrael's a bi-atch

He's a pussy fr

A skilled pussy, but still a pussy

He's the reason why all the Fallen are spread, the Rock got attacked not once, not twice, not even three times, but four times under his leadership and he literally died twice on an operating table

Oh, and he was being mean to Lazarus

[sharp hamlet]

He might be a coward in some aspects, but Azrael is quite rational at times, and rationality is rather scarce when it comes to the Dark Angels at times.

Like how the Lion basically beheaded Nemiel because his skull was thick.

[urban coral]

And he do B fully dedicated to the Hunt, compared to Lazarus

[sacred idol]

just destroyed some space marines

[sharp hamlet]

Tau, I'm going to vomit.

[urban coral]

Remember the whole Kairos Fateweaver thingy?

[sacred idol]

Dont worry gue'la fanatic we have a place for you

[sharp hamlet]

I think Tzeentch would love you in his lines.
I think my blade would love being in your birdface.

[sacred idol]

those space marines didnt have a chance against me

[urban coral]

I mean, that's not even the worst thing

He's playing as Vior’la

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/viorla-drone-swarm-warhammer40k-aliens-drones-pathfinder-gif-17564807

[urban coral]

Bro just stabbed this mf who can see both the past and the future and legit said "Did you see this coming?"

[sharp hamlet]

What was the Lion's primarch gift again?

[urban coral]

Being badass

[sharp hamlet]

Oh yeah, that one explains everything.

[urban coral]

But in all honesty, being the most like the Emperor

Everyone who sees him feels the need to kneel for him

His brothers hate him

[sharp hamlet]

He split Angron's skull with the Emperor's shield to the point it got embedded to the metal beneath the other side of his head, It's just insane he can take on Angron in melee.

[sharp hamlet]

It's not as if his brothers are angels, everyone shunned mortarion for being psychic in Nikaea.

[urban coral]

But likely, all of this is because the Dark Angels are some sort of Blank

[sharp hamlet]

Blank?

[urban coral]

Yeah

[urban coral]

Like, not an actual Blank, because there are still Librarians within the ranks of the Dark Angels

But something like it

[sharp hamlet]

That would be rather puzzling.

[urban coral]

Here, this is an interesting video

It is of course all speculation, but it feels like it makes sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToV0f4C7FpY

Although they do make use of the Warp

The Darkshroud, for example

And they've still got Librarians who are specialized in Interromancy

[sharp hamlet]

Wouldn't that also mean that the Fallen should've not Fallen if they're blanks?

[urban coral]

Not exactly

Most of them weren't full Astartes

They were grown men turned into Astartes

The process is different in such a case

And not all Fallen Angels have indeed "Fallen"

Now with the ICC being a thing, they've even become Primaris Astartes

That being said though, Dark Angels can still be corrupted

[sharp hamlet]

I like this theory.

[urban coral]

It seems to make sense

Seen the Watchers in the Dark

With Mirror-Caliban being a sort of Mirror-Warp

An Anti-Warp

Order instead of Chaos

I doubt the Dark Angels know this of themselves, either

Still, with that being the case, it's funny to see Lazarus being an Anti Psyker character

Bro got Anti Psyker 2+ on his Heavenfall Blade "Enmity's Edge"

Ngl he should've had Anti Daemon too

[sharp hamlet]

This theory is pretty damn good, I'd take it.

Scaring the hell out of Tzeentch? count me in.

[sharp hamlet]

Perhaps it is the Lion's Gift.

[urban coral]

Hella

Likely

I don't entirely know how the Dark Angels react to the Lion

There's basically nothing on that

[sharp hamlet]

Well apparently the video noted that one of his sons felt repulsiveness towards him, and Dante couldn't fathom speaking to him.

[urban coral]

Yeah

But that was in 30k and Dante isn't a Dark Angel

[sharp hamlet]

Dante is a Blangel, yeah.

[urban coral]

Fr tho, buff Lazarus

My boy deserves more love

[gentle reef]

Anyone know what revolver this is? I can't find a single bit of info about it.

[nocturne olive]

its a gun

[gentle reef]

I guess you aren't wrong

[nocturne olive]

I only tell the truth fr

[twin cairn]

looks like a collectors item

could always take it somewhere

[gentle reef]

It's an antique, got it with two other revolvers, this is the only functioning one as of now.

[twin cairn]

i'd love an piece like this

some of the old colt black power revolvers are cool as hell

[gentle reef]

Yeah, I would love a colt navy or a colt army action

One of the others is an H&R model 2

[urban coral]

Ain't that a Nagant?

[gentle reef]

No, it's some sort of pocket revolver

[urban coral]

A snub-nose variant, at least

[gentle reef]

A nagant is different, it breaks open and ejects the casings, also the cylinder goes forward and seals the chamber. This one doesn't.

[urban coral]

https://www.imfdb.org/images/d/da/Nagant_revolver_short_version.jpg

Cylinder seems different

Trigger too

[gentle reef]

Or maybe it doesn't break open, i could be wrong. But yeah, they are different.

[gentle reef]

This one seems more like a western design.

[urban coral]

Any serial number / manufacturer visible on the weapon?

[gentle reef]

Yeah, it's hard to read though.

15273 I'm pretty sure, those are the only markings I can find.

Actually there is an R with a crown above it.

[urban coral]

And it's also embroidered

[gentle reef]

Yeah

[urban coral]

Funky

[gentle reef]

This is the only one I'm having trouble identifying

[urban coral]

Have you tried asking on a firearms Discord server?

There should probably be a couple on Discover

[gentle reef]

I'll try

[urban coral]

Good luck dawg

Let me know if you find anything, I'm interested as well

[gentle reef]

Alright

In the meantime, here's the model 2.

[urban coral]

I don't believe I've seen this model before

[gentle reef]

It's a Harrington and Richardson.

[urban coral]

Ayo they even got a bayoneted version?

Wild

[gentle reef]

Revolver bayonets are pretty cool, too bad they never caught on.

[urban coral]

Some weirdo thought it was a bright idea to add knives to pistol magazines

[gentle reef]

Pretty funky

[urban coral]

https://www.breachbangclear.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/images_Manly Innovations Breach Bang Clear magazine bayonet 4.png

[gentle reef]

That's cursed

[urban coral]

Ikr

An alternative would be those mags with the, like, spiked form in it?

Like, you know those meat tenderizers?

[gentle reef]

Yeah

[urban coral]

That on a mag

It's definitely a better solution than a knive lmao

[gentle reef]

Tenderize your enemies?

[urban coral]

Nah, but it you do have to pistol whip 'em, you'll at least have some extra punch

[gentle reef]

I guess that'd be kinda useful

[unique eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-1-playstation-1-hideo-kojima-revolver-ocelot-ocelot-gif-7841867374939761809

[nocturne olive]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-привет-хеллоу-мир-мир-манера-gif-15187504989730674057

[sacred idol]

6 shots more than enough to kill anything that moves

[unique eagle]

I understand the bullets, you see. I can make them go where I want!

[sacred idol]

you're pretty good!

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ocelot-metal-gear-laugh-gif-15938049

[cold pike]

I've got one of those. It's in better shape than your picture.

[sharp hamlet]

Looks like a nagant in a different chambering.

[idle ermine]

@rotund horizon YUGOSLAVIAN TETO

[rotund horizon]

Uz maršala Teto,junačku kćerku

I gave up on DSR.I can't beat those bloody bell gargoyles

6 damn hours of dying to them and you can't get a hit on them when the other one appears

[simple sage]

plutoniumjunko2.0 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[rotund horizon]

Kill yourself wolf

[urban coral]

Woah, calm down dude

He's only calling you out on bad behavior

He's trying to make you aware of your sins and helping you to become a better person

One worthy of one day being part of a Christian Minecraft server

[twin cairn]

🗣️

[rotund horizon]

No,wolf doesn't understand shit

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-heart-of-chernobyl-сталкер-сталкер-2-stalker-stalker-2-gif-4942242057245832811

[rotund horizon]

6 hours of trying tp beat those Fu king Gargoyles

and still failed PureFury

[urban coral]

Lmao skill issue

[rotund horizon]

shut up Dark Angel

[urban coral]

🗣️🔥

[twin cairn]

@viscid dust

[rotund horizon]

Omg,cat

time to install SCP SL

that games community always makes me laugh

[fringe spear]

is that StcOP WP? lol

idk if the background blur during reload is intentional

[sharp hamlet]

This is a certified caliban classic.

[sharp hamlet]

Heresy.

[sacred idol]

proof imperials are gay

[sharp hamlet]

@urban coral Heresy?

[teal oracle]

the emperor demands it

[sharp hamlet]

Oh no you don't.

I'm happy with my Custode-ladies.

[sacred idol]

I only give myself to the unholy powers that be

So the chaos gods all of them I love them all equally

[urban coral]

100%

Then again, he's a Raven Guard twink

It's to be expected

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915051588186423316/1304624137578217483/NegativusC_-_1854171992871883101.gif

[sharp hamlet]

Corvus Corax would be ashamed.

[sacred idol]

oh my god imperials are really gay

[lost wraith]

can confirm

[neon vale]

WAIT THATS NOT THE RIGHT VIDEO

[sharp hamlet]

You're here thinking of genderbent fictional women.

[sharp hamlet]

I'm out here talking to humans and touching grass on a daily basis.

[sacred idol]

i think you like men

[neon vale]

you are both warhammer fans (there is no difference)

[sharp hamlet]

I like my men with a prefixed wo.

[neon vale]

i like my men

[sacred idol]

oh I dont indulge in that savage warhammer 40k I like my sophisticated and civilized fantasy

[sharp hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-spoofity-astolfo-gif-27496473

[sacred idol]

imperium fans are closeted incels while empire fans are just a bunch of guys who really like karl franz

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/yukari-akiyama-yukari-yukari-akiyama-gup-girls-und-panzer-gif-6056147592611995110

[teal oracle]

chaos dwarfs best faction

[sharp hamlet]

How do you even come to such an assessment?

[sacred idol]

that being said, buff empire please

[rotund horizon]

*Raven Guard chad

[lost wraith]

what a bunch of wild assumptions 😦

[sacred idol]

I think we can very much agree here

[sharp hamlet]

Imperium fans are simps for Adepta Sororitas, Sisters of Silence, Imperial Guardsmen, Catachan ladies and Custodes.

[sacred idol]

rubbish I like my karl franz

[teal oracle]

admech best faction

[sharp hamlet]

THE FLESH IS WEAK.

[urban coral]

Then start acting like one

[sacred idol]

FOR SIGMAR!!!!!!

[sharp hamlet]

You bet they are only looking at the RG because of genderbent Corvus Corax, but don't even know one conflict the RG has been to.

[urban coral]

Drop Site Massacre

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825843497395290112/1342931584826740736/Amanseeks_-_1893058296635949316.gif

[sharp hamlet]

Isstvan V

[sacred idol]

Middenlanders when you ask them how much they like Ulfric

talabeclanders when you ask them how much they love talos

[rotund horizon]

I alredy am

[urban coral]

Then start acting like one

[sharp hamlet]

Then start acting like one.

[rotund horizon]

Then start acting like one

[sacred idol]

your emperor is stupid he doesnt even have a warhammer

now my glorious beautiful emperor karl franz DOES have a warhammer making him the one TRUE emperor

[sharp hamlet]

Okay I'm sick of this guy, Mods Exterminatus him.

[bitter spruce]

you really think this is a flex

[sharp hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-tie-him-up-gif-11927923657429006938

[sharp hamlet]

It could be considered a flex nowadays because people have become so afraid of socialising normally.

[rotund horizon]

Although,Lion will always be a badass

[sacred idol]

the imperium failed because they didnt wanna cooperate with any other races and the empire succeeded because of their ties to the dwarves and the elves (you can thank magnus the pious)

[sharp hamlet]

The imperium succeeded because they didn't wanna cooperate with any other races.

[sacred idol]

yeah right I'd take the empire any day over the imperium

[urban coral]

Obviously

[sharp hamlet]

What even is the empire?

[urban coral]

Fantasy

[sacred idol]

the empire is where most of the humans live in warhammer fantasy

[urban coral]

That or he's talking T'au again

He is not.

[sharp hamlet]

Listen my guy, if It's not in God's image, then God simply does not will it to be, It's quite simple.

[sacred idol]

it consists of several regions being the reikland, Middenland, Nordland, Averland, Stirland, Hochland, Ostermark, Ostland, Talabecland, Sylvania, and Wissenland

[neon vale]

imperium fans are uncloseted incels and empire fans are just out of the closet in general

[sacred idol]

the empire has several gods they worship the main one being Sigmar

whos like a viking guy who did some stuff

and he ALSO had a warhammer checkmate

[deft raft]

are you sure

[unique eagle]

me reading the 500th femboy or gender swap meme in a row:

”Why do I still live? What MORE do you want from me?”

[rotund horizon]

and Corvus too

[bitter spruce]

ITS THE YAKUZA SIX

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/raven-friend-awkward-gif-25103339

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiwami-yakuza-kiwami-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-6-gif-16950092154437312007

[rotund horizon]

saberlion

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/boutta-play-4-yakuza-4-yakuza-4-remastered-shun-akiyama-taiga-saejima-gif-3360083116258380669

[unique eagle]

Had a Warhammer

Brother. That is THE “Warhammer”

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/haruka-sawamura-haruka-yakuza-yakuza5-gif-22439713

[sacred idol]

I know it is THE warhammer

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/like-a-dragon-infinite-wealth-kiryu-we-are-yakuza-yakap-gif-2026198582484514968

[sacred idol]

made by dwarves too so you know its nothing to fool around with

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hiroshi-hayashi-yakuza-2-evil-itself-john-yakuza-punches-evil-itself-shut-up-gif-2876785323654348405

[unique eagle]

Is Yakuza gta but metal gear

[sacred idol]

yes

[bitter spruce]

not even remotely close

[unique eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/makes-sense-samuel-rodriguez-metal-gear-rising-gif-25614844

[rotund horizon]

We all know Yakuza is similar to Azur Lane,obviously.
Source:It was revealed to me in a dream

[sacred idol]

dont listen to him

[neon vale]

its like god of war but not at all

[sacred idol]

i would say its metal gear for gay people but thats an oxymoron

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-drop-tatsuo-shinada-yakuza-5-qte-gif-1339138639754940835

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-robux-1-robux-roblox-yakuza-gif-18260659871280024666

[unique eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-mgs2-metal-gear-solid-2-snake-gif-13225802252216398615

[neon vale]

its not similar to metal gear in the slightest

[rotund horizon]

Says the Chaos enjoyer

[bitter spruce]

its nothing like metal gear. only in the sense its japanese

[neon vale]

execution

[sacred idol]

oh yeah tell me how

[bitter spruce]

holy shit the triple reply

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/together-we-are-the-yakuza-dead-souls-yakuza-dead-gif-14127310279402570845

[bitter spruce]

well for one metal gear is a stealth game

[neon vale]

not nearly convoluted enough

[unique eagle]

Agreed

[idle ermine]

every zombie is in pain
i had to set him free

[rotund horizon]

Yakuza Dark Souls

[sacred idol]

who says it HAS to be a stealth game hmmm

[bitter spruce]

what

[sacred idol]

you dont NEED to sneak around you can just kill everyone if you want to

[bitter spruce]

its literally a stealth game

[sacred idol]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nope

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-fan-yakuza-gif-7818743261537696953

[fringe spear]

Stealth is optional ahh moment

[bitter spruce]

is splinter cell a stealth game then

[idle ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/carthus-sandworm-dark-souls-solaire-worm-gif-1433137170884699942

[sacred idol]

splinter cell is a bad game

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kurohyou-kurohyou2-yakuza-peak-ryugagotoku-gif-14023481892598107152

[sacred idol]

next question

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-dance-hit-table-yakuza-table-yakuza0-gif-23527095

[unique eagle]

The metal gear blackpill is that it’s not complex and convoluted. The writers just like retcons

[sacred idol]

nah man metal gear lore aint that hard to understand you just dont need to have amnesia

[neon vale]

about as simple as zombies lore

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kuze-sword-hitoshi-ozawa-ishin-gif-8394590717212597403

[unique eagle]

Technically it’s only a stealth game if you’re going for the best score and the good endings.
The games are actually totally playable as outright action games, and regularly tempt you to play them that way.
The stealth route is totally optional. And that’s an intentional part of the story’s message

[idle ermine]

oooh daaamn
they selling exos now

[unique eagle]

War is exciting, enticing. But it’s not good, or healthy.

“The only way to win, is not to play.” Basically.

[neon vale]

yeah yakuza is not like that

[sacred idol]

yakuza you can have a gun in metal gear you can have a gun simple as NERD

[teal oracle]

Spent 300 dollars on the Frostpunk kickstarter

[unique eagle]

A TRUE stealth run in metal gear only has combat during boss fights. Otherwise you’ll spend the whole game walking.
It teases you with action, to avoid boredom

[neon vale]

hong meiling

[neon vale]

aint the game been out for 5 years

[unique eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-he-mean-by-this-dove-gif-21002811

[teal oracle]

It’s for a few books n stuff

[bitter spruce]

❓

[unique eagle]

Who’s footprints are these?

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/beaverbark_3ds-gif-23683765

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pepsi-pig-soda-gif-14459241616038529913

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-the-binding-divorce-documents-tears-gif-23701893

[sacred idol]

in manila

[bitter spruce]

can you point to that on map

[sacred idol]

do i have to

[unique eagle]

Needs more AHBBIN ROAMIN AROUN ALWAYS LOOKINDOWN AT ALL AH SEE

[bitter spruce]

well i mean you probably dont know then

[sacred idol]

how can you be so sure

[bitter spruce]

thanks penguan

[neon vale]

that wasnt the right one

[neon vale]

found it

[rotund horizon]

Aryanzona!

[urban coral]

https://i.redd.it/7echcankvvd91.gif

[urban coral]

Treading on thin ice there, tbh

[rotund horizon]

that was just a joke,Lion El'Crimson:STOC Moderator of the Dark Angels

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-zealot-waiting-gif-25557244

Good

You want a potato chip?

Wasabi flavor

[dim perch]

I never got offered a potato chip

[urban coral]

You want a potato chip?

Wasabi flavor

[dim perch]

Yeeeeee

[urban coral]

Enjoy

[sacred idol]

is this you getting on the game

[idle ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256452751555170314/1341945926968803398/legion_takeover.gif

[rotund horizon]

sure

anything from my Primarch brother

[urban coral]

Maybe later

[idle ermine]

guys
i think i might be in silent hill instead of yanov

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835847450970554459/1353085651146375299/RDT_20250321_115003.mp4?ex=67e05eb6&is=67df0d36&hm=1af763c4ef1f0008f783f3cccfe55eddb1fd040928c265f37e92a6e6db9d4b25&

[idle ermine]

for some this might be familiar

[teal oracle]

Which video was that one again

[idle ermine]

this the sh## nikolai did

[idle ermine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNFwMqn2z6o
at the 2:26 mark

its really sh## at long range

even with slugs

[viscid dust]

Hehe 🙂

I think you’ll be proud of me @twin cairn I bought a lianli case

[nocturne olive]

Fun fact peoplę live in Lithuania

[idle ermine]

NUH UH

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-just-so-peak-peak-panda-peak-panda-it's-just-so-peak-gif-10789048890486755182

[nocturne olive]

Consumed to much batat propaganda smh

[twin cairn]

Batat..

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-gif-19801862

[nocturne olive]

Kill all batat fr

[twin cairn]

Ong

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

Bulbas

[nocturne olive]

They aren’t even human

[twin cairn]

Monsters..

[nocturne olive]

Bulbastan 1

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-cat-cute-yessir-gif-17449845613192073437

[nocturne olive]

Nobody can say omg cat 😔

[twin cairn]

Omg cat

You can say it

I'm allowing it as I believe in free speech

[viscid dust]

I’m cleaning it out rn

[nocturne olive]

Who becomes cat emperors if cat emperor was locked in a dungeon 😔

[twin cairn]

The emperor will be back tomorrow 🫡

[twin cairn]

Aye

[nocturne olive]

There was a coupe against Emperor of kots 😔

[twin cairn]

It will fail..

Long live kots..

[sacred idol]

rate the comeback chat

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-funny-cat-car-śmieszne-koty-koty-gif-9653745395849041790

[nocturne olive]

They are ally of bulba fr

[twin cairn]

Solid comeback I thought you were cooked

[sacred idol]

really turned the tables

[twin cairn]

Bulba 🤝 kot

[nocturne olive]

Batat are enemy of both totally

[twin cairn]

Fr was based w

[twin cairn]

Batats are ban on sight

[sacred idol]

🔥

[nocturne olive]

B*tat fr

[sharp hamlet]

Omg cat!

[viscid dust]

Fire

[sharp hamlet]

A man may die, but not his ideas.

[urban coral]

Then you obviously haven't heard of the Dark Angels

[idle ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914578216818200626/1347589332302565511/caption-20.gif

[nocturne olive]

I can

[urban coral]

Incredibilis

[viscid dust]

Just wait till you learn about snorks

[twin cairn]

i miss the snork purge..

[viscid dust]

It would still be going on but y’all blacklisted words 😂

[twin cairn]

id do more if i could

😡

[cold pike]

How about some fried Snork?

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-the-boys-gif-17105465223742859406

i am a certified snorker hater ong

[cold pike]

I lured several Snork to chase me into this electrical field. They all fried and i didn't have to fire a shot.

[cold pike]

You should change your name to [Officially Pregnant]

[sharp hamlet]

Angels are immortal.

[bitter hearth]

officialy groknant

[sharp hamlet]

Would that be an inside joke?

[twin cairn]

naw there was a bunch of freaks in the past who got sexual about snork all hours of the day many were banned, muted and now alot of the key words they used are blacklisted

[sharp hamlet]

Sexual about WHAT?

[twin cairn]

i wanna fuck snorks, breed snorks, chain snorks up, blow their backs out etc

they say that stuff non stop

it got bad

[cold pike]

You would think the Flesh would get some attention. They are pigs after all.

[sharp hamlet]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

[neon vale]

damn throwing the name out there like you know him

[twin cairn]

goddamn that thing is scary looking

[sharp hamlet]

I'm not even Christian.

[twin cairn]

you dodged a bullet

id wake up for work at 4am and see these mfs getting freaky in chat

[neon vale]

jewish?

[sharp hamlet]

MA, they are being weird again, MA!!!

[twin cairn]

naw i ban weird people

[sharp hamlet]

Formerly Abrahamic, Deistic for like 5 years now.

[twin cairn]

||and kot haters ||

[neon vale]

why theyre good entertainment

[neon vale]

ok thats more interesting than agnostic

[sharp hamlet]

It just makes me content.

[sharp hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-2836960699255458164

[neon vale]

i like religious people in general regardless of faith because athiesm just sounds boring

holy shit since when did the cradle go this fuсking raw

[sharp hamlet]

I genuinely don't care, just don't shove it in peoples' faces.

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4h4Gvna0K9RC6fxWvZOnvG?si=1a72066cc65c4a47

[cold pike]

It never made sense for people claiming Snork sex jokes were bestiality. Snorks are not animals. They are humans who the Zone changed into wild humans.

[neon vale]

i never got why people get pissy that you're following the wrong religion because i dont know what goal they're trying to achieve

[twin cairn]

fr they are still humans feral if anything

[neon vale]

like a christian telling someone that they're going to hell for not being christian is going to do nothing but alienate them from ever wanting to become christian

[sacred idol]

whos pergante

are you pergante

[sharp hamlet]

I just respond with "Ok" to any sort of religious discussion at this point, it's as boring as politics because people are biased to their own views no matter what.

[neon vale]

@carmine forge

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-cat-gif-1175703927588788964

[sharp hamlet]

I always claim to be completely neutral in all matters, but within myself that is not true, but you need a little bit of hypocrisy to keep things together.

People like it when you scratch their heads.

[neon vale]

i see it more like "people will be stuck in their ways and thats a good thing because that means they're faithful"

[cold pike]

Snorks don't have four feet.

[neon vale]

because no religious discussion should ever lead to proselytization unless you are a missionary

[stray osprey]

Just walked in, at a glance I see talks about the horrifying snork moment and religious talk. What are we cookin here.

[twin cairn]

snorks are also human

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/962920751042814002/1349667694001258597/ezgif-17ec68609146f7.gif

[neon vale]

dont tempt me

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-gif-19801862

[cold pike]

You're just talking about the wrong Nazareth.

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bed-startled-surprised-woke-up-gif-8714905428638085059

[twin cairn]

omg cat

[neon vale]

i really wanna go to nazareth but i dont want to become a statistic

[sharp hamlet]

Well if you want my totally honest opinion, If it isn't Sapient, then it isn't human, since that is what distinguishes humans from other animals, albeit humans themselves being animals, which leads me to the question.

Are Snorks sapient?

[stray osprey]

dies

[neon vale]

i heard its a really quaint place

but christians in israel are like

looked down upon by everyone else, jew and muslim

[stray osprey]

@void kelp

[neon vale]

except the baha'i they love us

[sharp hamlet]

I don't like to discuss religion, it usually doesn't end well because it either ends up with you being called a hedonist, or you thinking the other individual is a prude.

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4zeka4JcCnqSkiKbWBcqF8?si=8627c8d4bec64713

[cold pike]

Why music from Call of Dookie? Don't like the Stalker games music?

[neon vale]

cod is an amazing series with one of the best stories and soundtracks known to gaming

every game in the series has at least one banger, if not many

[cold pike]

They don't have a Discord Server for you to hang out there?

[sharp hamlet]

My favorite game OST has to be from Ultrakill.

[stray osprey]

Ultrakill mentioned

[sharp hamlet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2lNeY9dPgQa1lg3ESmhq4O?si=583aa39a3e9d4892
https://open.spotify.com/track/6BWwOL0DEK1aLaDjyipjZj?si=7f2a527bd5fa4b83

[neon vale]

even cod 1
https://youtu.be/2Rc1wHPAMZY?si=YPHnL7UP4gdupuZQ

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/v1-ultrakill-ballin-meme-gif-27605211

[sharp hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/minos-prime-king-minos-ultrakill-game-hakita-gif-5326576469495330161

[neon vale]

altars of apostasy and death of god's will are good songs but i fuсkin hate breakcore other than those two 🥀

[sharp hamlet]

I've only recently discovered that the genre is called Breakcore, and honestly I like it en masse.

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-panopticon-live-panopticon-reaction-live-reaction-ultrakill-live-reaction-gif-9147875870853660310

[neon vale]

its like death metal but for people with adhd

[cold pike]

I've never heard of it until today: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakcore

[sharp hamlet]

And whatever this is, but I like it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YH8jROzZQA

[sharp hamlet]

Hakita is pretty cool.

[neon vale]

best type of music is the heaviest metal you can find

like avenged sevenfold
https://open.spotify.com/track/1hrfvLgEC9lci0kB89QEQ0?si=01e7000d26394aa4
https://open.spotify.com/track/4UEo1b0wWrtHMC8bVqPiH8?si=d4e85bbaef3143ee

[stray osprey]

Call of Dookie

[neon vale]

or skalmold

[sharp hamlet]

Heaviest?

https://open.spotify.com/track/16D5bGymrzpi9ZlnYXB5ql?si=a8c9651b959d422d

[neon vale]

bait used to be believable

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5MouCVgo9lZNr8C9hFbg9E?si=52de97ff0e2c4ad7
https://open.spotify.com/track/6N7dDcJ1nfhsndeDCESCfU?si=eae4c23953574808

[sharp hamlet]

[stray osprey]

I just thought the name sounded funny after Tejas Stalker said it

[neon vale]

perfect

folk and humppa are also great genres

https://open.spotify.com/track/2XUSWdCQU31iFeJHaapB5r?si=83344d30f9854747
https://open.spotify.com/track/6ZZ2zeU4PpDz75fGRgiqbn?si=c9bf4e0ecee3447b

[stray osprey]

I know, there's a Green Day album named Dookie also

[neon vale]

thats the name of the dog from johnny test

[cold pike]

I was saying Call of Shit. All the Call of Duty crap games they release every year. Series started out as good but is now a joke.

[neon vale]

thats just false though because cold war, 2019, mw22022, and bo6 were good

bo6 was a fantastic campaign

cod is so back with black ops gulf war

[cold pike]

Yep. That's where I was told you became pregnant.

[stray osprey]

I get what you meant lol. They're fine, but eh. Wasn't really a fan of them myself. Only memories I had was playing them at a friend's house. MWIII reboot does not exist though.

[neon vale]

this is true

they need to remaster MW3 so bad man
that was my first and still my favorite

cod4 and mw2 got remasters that are better than the originals but mw3 got nothing

[rotund horizon]

same

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-gif-27107483

[simple sage]

plutoniumjunko2.0 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[rotund horizon]

Kiss Wolf

[rotund horizon]

like I said,the og MW3 is kilometers(bcz screw the Imperial system) better than MWIII

[rotund horizon]

When they announced MWIII,I knew they were gonna ruin Makarov

[stray osprey]

god damn don't even get started on that

[rotund horizon]

and I was correct.At least Treyarchs doing fine

[cold pike]

All I am hearing is the same people that have to buy this game's new version each year.

[stray osprey]

Bro turned into Hungarian or something in MWIII

[neon vale]

everyone buys cod for the story except for the mentally ill (zombies fans) and the 40 year old dads (multiplayer fans)

[cold pike]

Call of Duty is just a cash cow to shake people down for money every year.

[neon vale]

if the games are good then that doesnt matter, you got your moneys worth

[rotund horizon]

That's why I'll never play BO3,AW,Vanguard andthe new MW reboot

[neon vale]

i like bo3 a lot, zombies is actually my least favorite gamemode in it

[rotund horizon]

I like BO3s zombies too,but that campaign was ass

[neon vale]

id say advanced warfare is also overhated because it had teething issues from being the first movement cod

[stray osprey]

I was basically agreeing with you here

[thorn tartan]

What is this on top of my 9070? It looks like exposed circuit board type of thing lol I’m so confused why it would be like that

[rotund horizon]

Futuristic CoD was inevitable.You can't make the same game with the same gameplay

[neon vale]

do you play a single game that came out after 2018 tejas

[rotund horizon]

When you look down to It,from CoD1-Ghosts the formula was the same.

[neon vale]

yeah but id say modern cod has more varied gameplay than the old cod everyone says is better

cod4, waw, mw2, bo1 and mw3 all play very similar

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-silly-cat-cat-locked-in-lock-tf-in-gif-12487162223602060140

[twin cairn]

i miss og mw2 cod mp

[twin cairn]

omg kot

[rotund horizon]

And that was my biggest Issue with those games.Good story but the formula was the same.BO2 did change It up a bit so that's why I liked It

[neon vale]

id like bo6's mp a lot more if the skins werent so flashy and from the campaign

i quite liked the nameless and characterless people you played in early and mid era cods

[neon vale]

(i am a horrific hypocrite)

[bitter spruce]

cold war was better with skins, but the flashy trend started halfway through that game

[twin cairn]

same you feel like you could be them easier

[stray osprey]

Penguan

[bitter spruce]

meh

[cold pike]

I've played many games. However most of them have been rather short games without a lot of replayability.

[bitter spruce]

like what

[rotund horizon]

It wasn't just you.This video perfectly shows what you meant

[nocturne olive]

Huh

[stray osprey]

bulba

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/7zxgN9l2CtI?si=K9Xci9ls7QoFljnB

[neon vale]

my character looks like this (my mic is not recorded in the clip)

[twin cairn]

testing out some death sound mods for arma 3 in the VR training area

[cold pike]

This game was really good. Some scary shit that you don't expect: WITCH HUNT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp3vux4teFc

[bitter spruce]

holy shit that game

i swear that game was a dream i had

there was another weird game I remember

[neon vale]

i agree with the points made in the video but vehemently disagree with the sentiment it helped create by being uploaded

[neon vale]

nun massacre

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR5mbo1Tm4A

[bitter spruce]

no it was a stealth game with steampunk robots

i can't remember any details other than the robots looked creepy

[cold pike]

Having only a flintlock rifle that you have to manually reload after each shot is terrifying when you get attacked.

[bitter spruce]

oh i found it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir,_You_Are_Being_Hunted#:~:text=In Sir%2C You Are Being,to escape from an island.

[rotund horizon]

What does this mean ?

[neon vale]

the idea that cod doesnt take its theme seriously anymore in the campaign

[bitter spruce]

it created the idea that modern CoDs don't capture the CoD theme correctly

[neon vale]

under any cod video of bo1 or waw youll see people saying that and getting like 10k likes even though its completely false

[bitter spruce]

which isn't true because BO6 story was fantastic and captured every essence of CoD and Black Ops correctly

[bitter spruce]

yeah

[neon vale]

and it was a very serious story that took itself completely straight

funny dialogue and details are only in downtime and only if you seek them

[rotund horizon]

That's something I liked too

[neon vale]

my favorite was felix cooking

and characters pointing out the fact that case barely speaks to anyone except the main crew

[rotund horizon]

We never got to see that side in the original games that much.

[bitter spruce]

all the characters had good serious elements too

like there was no comedy relief character

god bo6 was good

and the music is phenomenal

[stray osprey]

Greg

[neon vale]

as always

he is literally me

[cold pike]

https://www.tiktok.com/@brgaming/video/7378952923943914782

[sacred idol]

shimano was NOT that hard to fight bro

[neon vale]

yeah but its all in the presentation

[sacred idol]

background character glaze

[neon vale]

and the fact that hes second to only majima as a lovable evil bastard

[twin cairn]

Throw me to the snorks and I'll come back a father

[neon vale]

hes in the foreground in kiwami

[sacred idol]

you literally beat his ass

[neon vale]

you beat everyones ass

[sacred idol]

yeah but he doesnt show up again

[neon vale]

yeah he does

[sacred idol]

oh my god you type slow

[neon vale]

he shows up, you beat his ass, he appears in cutscenes throughout the game, he shows up again, you beat his ass again, ||he kills kazama and then dies ||

[neon vale]

im fact checking because its been a year since i beat 1

[sacred idol]

glaze

[neon vale]

glaze means that its excessive

and undeserving

shimano is the king

[simple sage]

steelysnak has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[sacred idol]

I like the sloppy finance guy who sleeps on his couch

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/akiyama-akiyama-shun-gif-27289756

[sacred idol]

I can relate to him on a personal level

[neon vale]

akiyummers

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967625094341984318/1229971385145884743/IMG_2233.gif

[twin cairn]

stalker 2 needs to add this feature of being able to freeaim like this while moving in a straightline arma spoiling me man

so much more freedom

[twin cairn]

So true..

[viscid dust]

Nvm case is done, doesn’t fit a 360mm aio

Spent two hours transferring parts before I learned it doesn’t fit

I’m going to crash out

[stray osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308039567328284682/1349748931722084412/4970D849-B5C5-4B1E-A9EA-55F3F5CEF0DB.gif

[rich shell]

He had monopolized the bathroom an hour ago, showing brother how the turd was slipping away

[neon vale]

i need an anorexically skinny woman in my life

[cold pike]

]

[twin cairn]

Man if she doesn't have that level of commitment I don't want her Ong

[sharp hamlet]

Arrested?

[neon vale]

she isnt skin and bones

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/stripping-undead-skeleton-zombie-look-at-this-gif-13899167

[neon vale]

not enough skin

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-animw-gif-7641139

[neon vale]

what

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/kykygagged-stan-twitter-skinny-girl-gif-10732809658011905266

Better?

[neon vale]

good enough

[sharp hamlet]

Please tell me this is not real.

[cold pike]

https://tenor.com/view/very-skinny-lady-legend-slim-gif-15409366

It's called anorexia.

[sharp hamlet]

I know about Anorexia, but I did not know it can reach this extent.

[viscid dust]

True

My computer is now back together, it has no exhaust except the aio now I gave up

[neon vale]

ao

[viscid dust]

Ayooo

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ao-oni-fuwatti-gif-14519572795064886957

[rich blade]

Should I go kaargul for my iron hands
For the green trim?

[viscid dust]

No

[rich blade]

Oooooookay...

[viscid dust]

It would make the power armour look silly go with the support one

[rich blade]

Kk

[nocturne olive]

I like Bulbas

[viscid dust]

I like you

[viscid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/running-talking-funny-yapping-yap-gif-5806144920898339938

[fringe spear]

u see its idle animation sometimes scratching its ears like a cat 🤣

[worldly thunder]

New pet minecraft vanilla

Happy 🥳😄

[idle ermine]

ikr

[idle ermine]

early moontide

[idle ermine]

why he mad

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/hockey-only-game-bryzgalov-anahe-gif-8306971

[sullen crypt]

He lost his favourite gun

[cold pike]

You became Friends with Freedom not Duty.

[idle ermine]

duty is too stinky

[rich blade]

Ykw I don't mind the primaris armour.
The only thing I don't like is the helmet and some of the vehicles/dreadnoughts.

[cold pike]

That has got to be the worst beard I've seen on a celebrity.

[valid jay]

stlkerrr

waiut. no.,....

oyfftop...

[worldly thunder]

I need it immediately

[wild mulch]

Did yall miss me?
Of course you did!

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

The time has come

[rotund horizon]

A single day without you feels like an entire month.

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

Glop army my beloved

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/glorpflex-glorp-flex-flexing-cat-gif-237031439715906425

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-goku-goku-angry-locked-in-dragon-ball-gif-7180579013206183425

[thorn cove]

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-approval-vegeta-approves-gif-3893854620573007436

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[urban coral]

Welcome back

[wild mulch]

Welcome cat*

[rich blade]

Wb vro
I missed u dw

[rich blade]

Crimson I was thinking
Do I get another dev squad or do I get a razorback?

[rich blade]

@dim perch I thought I should ask u about this too

[dim perch]

Send the list first, gotta see what you're working with. And edition

[urban coral]

Assault Intercessors with Jump Pack

[urban coral]

Problem is that bro only wants Firstborn

[dim perch]

Based

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[rich blade]

Problem is I've only just got the app
HOW TF DO I USE TS EVERYTHING IS LOCKED BEHIND WARHAMMER+💔💔

[rich blade]

I can work with primaris dw
It's just I use the firstborn helmets

[dim perch]

It wasn't like that at the start of 10e lol

[dim perch]

My dw only has 2 primaris units lol

[rich blade]

Lol

I really want a castraferrum dreadnought
They're just too cool

[dim perch]

Deredeos are awesome

[urban coral]

Tfw just use Wahapedia

[dim perch]

With the plasma

[urban coral]

Waste

Absolute waste

[dim perch]

Nuh uh, I win most of the time

[urban coral]

Against your BT bro?

Reminds me, I still need to make a BT list

[dim perch]

HQ:

Warlord:
• Watch Master
Warlord trait: Castellan of the Black Vault
Relic: Spear of the First Vigil

• Primaris Chaplain on Bike

Troops:

• Proteus kill team X2
5 deathwatch veterans
1 veteran biker

• Indomitor kill team
5 heavy intercessors
3 eradicators

Elites:

• Chapter Champion
Eviscerator
Warlord trait: The Sally one
Relic: The Shield Eternal

• Company Ancient
Grav pistol

• 3 Company Veterans

• Deathwatch Terminators
Heavy Flamer
Cyclone Missile Launcher
Assault Cannon

• Centurion Assault Squad
Hurricane bolters

• Deredeo Dreadnought
Hellfire Plasma Cannonade
Ailos Missile Launcher

Fliers:

• Corvus Blackstar
Auspex Scanner
Hurricane Bolter

[urban coral]

Points?

[dim perch]

2k

[urban coral]

Wow, that looks ouch

[dim perch]

Against bt, guard, csm and da

[urban coral]

Oh, by the way, it's Indomitor

[urban coral]

Bro with DA probably played wack as heck

[dim perch]

Fuсk autocorrect lol

[dim perch]

His strategy is peak, once in a 2v1 game of Bolt Action while the bt bro took a break he basically killed off half their army but only the bt bros side lmao

[urban coral]

What's his 40k layout?

What's his list?

I don't know anything about 9e, mind you

Just that it had way more fluff than 10e

[dim perch]

Shit idk lemme think, I'll ask him for it but he'll probably respond in a while

[urban coral]

Let's start easy

Ranged or melee?

[dim perch]

Ranged

[urban coral]

Or mix?

[dim perch]

Small mix but mostly range

[urban coral]

That's good

Obviously Hellblasters?

[dim perch]

10 of em yeah

[urban coral]

Oof

[rich blade]

But yeah I have 2 multi-meltas, 1 Las fusil, one combi-bolter with the plasma attachment and a heavy bolter...
For my jump packs 2 plasma pistols, 1 power fist, SERGEANT 1 flamer pistol(idk the name LMAO cus I don't have the codex yet) 1 lightning claws,SERGEANT 1 bolt pistol and 1 chainsword.

Simplest way I could pit it without the codex

[dim perch]

3 of the flying dudes with plasma too, my mind is blanking on names

[urban coral]

Inceptors

Wait, I don't think you know 10e, but rate my 2k list:

Unforgiven Task Force

Azrael + 10-man Hellblaster Squad + Brutalis Dreadnought + Stormraven Gunship
Techmarine
Gladiator Lancer
Apothecary Biologis + 5-man Heavy Intercessor Squad
5-man Sternguard Veteran Squad
Techmarine + 5-man Hellblaster Squad + Impulsor
3-man Inceptor Squad
Ballistus Dreadnought
Redemptor Dreadnought

Yes, two Techmarines

[dim perch]

Peak

[urban coral]

Both are Lone Op and not attached to anything

[dim perch]

Ngl, peak

[urban coral]

Brutalis gets transported by Stormraven Gunship alongside Azrael and the Hellblasters

Redemptor's gonna get a Stratagem that gives him Assault

Impulsor has Comms Array for potential 1 CP back

Hellblasters in Impulsor have Assault, so they can Advance alongside the Redemptor

Techmarine can then step out and buff the Impulsor's Hit roll to a 2+

Which means the Hellblasters inside can Hit on a 2+

The rest are all back line

Not sure yet how to use the Inceptor here, tho

[dim perch]

From memory imma make his list

[urban coral]

Oh, and of course buff the Stormraven Gunship to Hit on 2s as well

Because Techmarines are based

[dim perch]

Azrael
Deathwing Knights
Hellblasters
Inceptors full plasma
Redemptor dread with plasma
Impulsor
10e flamer dudes
I think he has some assault intercessors

[urban coral]

Oh wait, you were the Iron Hands Chad

[rich blade]

3x jump intercessors because my dumb ass broke one of them
Idk what the problem is with them is tho
Why is it showing the problem stuff

[urban coral]

Sorry, no Assault Intercessors with Jump Pack

[dim perch]

That's what i can remember. He has a ton of shit he just doesn't use tho

[urban coral]

100% Heavy Intercessors

[dim perch]

No warlord

[urban coral]

Oh hey, that's pretty close

[rich blade]

Makes sense
I'll probably see if any of my mates wants them

[dim perch]

That's one thing at least

[urban coral]

Oh, you actually got them?

[rich blade]

Yh

[dim perch]

Why not? they look decent

[urban coral]

Gimme a sec

I did have an IH list, but it's outdated now

I'll have to update it

Ironstorm Spearhead

Captain in Terminator Armor + Terminator Squad (270 points)
Land Raider (240 points)
Redemptor Dreadnought (210 points)
Redemptor Dreadnought (210 points)
Redemptor Dreadnought (210 points)
Brutalis Dreadnought (160 points)
Iron Father Feirros + Apothecary Biologis + 10-man Heavy Intercessor Squad (350 points)
Hellblaster Squad (115 points)
Techmarine (55 points)
5-man Incursor Squad (80 points)
3-man Aggressor Squad (120 points)
Repulsor Executioner (220 points)
Chaplain + 10-man Intercessor Squad (220 points)
Stormraven Gunship (280 points)
Sternguard Veteran Squad (90 points)
Sternguard Veteran Squad (90 points)
Captain in Gravis Armor (80 points)

This was the old list

3k points