💬┃en_offtop

[granite reef]

Satan's personal car

[teal oracle]

Why he so evil

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/oy_5aAAl9-0?si=VC-78Uu01Q9THe08

Ezio's Family is good and all,but this theme

https://tenor.com/view/assassins-creed-altair-stealth-bell-illusion-gif-17453206

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

Omg
Cat

Omg
Cat

Omg
Cat

@twin cairn look what I bought (it sucks ass)

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825843497395290112/1342931584826740736/Amanseeks_-_1893058296635949316.gif

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

@wild mulch

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[cunning quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[copper sorrel]

Sorry u guys but i really like the game and i hope anyone can share me IPA port off it 😦 i just already play 0.14 😦

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[icy pebble]

Smallest cat overall is the rusty spotted cat.

Which, apparently is an asiatic species. Thought it was south american too but turns out it's not

[twin cairn]

i NEED this kot

[icy pebble]

Yes you do

It's magnificently adorable

[teal oracle]

Almost as cute as a bobcat

[icy pebble]

That's an adult, not a kitten

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/lynx-cute-lynx-baby-lynx-cat-pet-gif-14616755

[teal oracle]

Awww

[simple sage]

.cheekibreeki. has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[thorn cove]

I feel this

[mossy fable]

That ended poorly

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-brotha-gif-9546601117073941825

[fluid rain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-q86QYl5Bw
@Cardan

[neon vale]

I should

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/white-russian-big-lebowski-doubliface-gif-18060190

[austere jolt]

Monster hunter mode

[worldly thunder]

Minecraft?

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1186570213077041236/1318315404577214564/togif-2-1.gif

[fringe spear]

https://youtu.be/DJmRDWpzupU?si=-Rr1nmEkA930_HlF

[sharp hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/live-panopticon-reaction-ultrakill-p-2-panopticon-gif-7582015128722699592

[viscid dust]

@icy pebble

[icy pebble]

yeah?

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

[icy pebble]

@merry ember don't post picture of videos of people being dicks to animals

[fluid umbra]

???????????

[icy pebble]

don't worry about it

[fluid umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151874214995955842/1307831735425175622/togif.gif

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/shad-shadstroy-nikolai-nikostalker-stalker-gif-15837594930706091013

[worldly thunder]

"wheat valley lore on 2b2t"

[fluid umbra]

teh what lore

[worldly thunder]

Minecraft moment

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-normal-funny-ok-okey-gif-7922640151245132921

[teal oracle]

hard choice

[plush cloud]

Gordan freeman half life

https://tenor.com/view/whatsapp-hl2-halflife2-gordonfreeman-gif-4476561939831071209

[merry ember]

wait what

oh was it the wawa thing

[stray osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254039371955437570/1280437674766766091/attachment-3.gif

[merry ember]

won't post that again

[spice valley]

This guy lives rent free in my head

[merry ember]

my inventory while im wondering why i'm over burdened

[devout quiver]

Another cat appeared on the work whiteboard

[bitter spruce]

i have a suspicion that it's you that is the cat drawer

[thorn cove]

with shit?

[merry ember]

true artistic ability, put this in a museum

[mossy fable]

They thought they had the one up

[devout quiver]

It isn’t me, I can’t draw at all

[devout quiver]

Brown marker?

[stray osprey]

[bitter spruce]

i have my eye on you

[mossy fable]

Horses mean nothing if I can dodge better than Gohan and have magic

[viscid dust]

I’m starting to think helper was the friends we made along the wary :/

[devout quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-falling-litterbox-litter-box-gif-12362025003960216351

[stray osprey]

[thorn cove]

[viscid dust]

Did either of us actually get helper, or was it just a funny from the beginning 😔

[thorn cove]

it was joke, for the funnies

[viscid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-jump-pink-pantern-gif-14045004

[stray osprey]

It's snorkover now

[thorn cove]

😠

[viscid dust]

Straight up it’s my villain ARc now

[stray osprey]

I won't make weird snork jokes I promise

[viscid dust]

I will

[stray osprey]

uh oh

[viscid dust]

I’m turning it into combine

@gray jetty You lied to me

[stray osprey]

[viscid dust]

Every fiber of my Being is frothing with hate

[gray jetty]

Who are you again

[stray osprey]

He's that somethingunique guy with the cat pfp

[gray jetty]

Oh it’s waifuslayer I should probably ban that guy

[stray osprey]

[viscid dust]

Do it

[gray jetty]

IF YOU Insists

[whole sable]

I haven't experienced the waifuslayer era but I have experienced g i o

The og snorker

[gray jetty]

This is how waifuslayer would talk

He would see people talking about something In off topic

And show up and say hey guys do you like sucking dick cus I do

And everyone would just stop talking

[bitter spruce]

no FUСKING WAY

[bitter spruce]

not to mention in Cordis Die he sent gore and porn to users

[viscid dust]

Ye imma just do this till I get banned

[fluid umbra]

naturel paint

[worldly thunder]

• Respect Mojang and Worner

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/man-praying-black-man-praying-black-man-praying-and-crying-man-praying-and-crying-gif-23376408540985609

[gray jetty]

Please don’t

[teal oracle]

oh god is waifuslayer back
kms

[bitter hearth]

i dont think its him its someone else named as him

[teal oracle]

praying for their salvation

[bitter hearth]

but kms either way

[neon vale]

its just a guy pretending to be a groomer for attention

[teal oracle]

[neon vale]

its not slayer

[teal oracle]

God i hate the internet
blocking him anyway

[viscid dust]

I didn’t know he was a GROOMER?

[neon vale]

oh yeah thats more cordis die lore than stoc isnt it

[viscid dust]

TF

[neon vale]

he knowingly sent porn to a minor and stuff like that

[teal oracle]

May god have mercy on your immortal soul

[viscid dust]

Damn that’s crazy, nah I just changed my name cause Jack specifically hated him.

And I’m now a d1 handsome Jack hater

[whole sable]

Just change your username to the EPA

[gray jetty]

No he got groomed

Other way around

[stray osprey]

zam what did I walk into

[viscid dust]

Anyway lars is weak asf

Coward of a human

[viscid dust]

Just like me fr

[gray jetty]

What

[stray osprey]

Well this really took a turn

[viscid dust]

Y’all have never been groomed ?

It’s peak character building

[stray osprey]

cricket noises

[viscid dust]

Don’t care didn’t ask

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-kevin-hart-huh-confused-meh-gif-18099599

[neon vale]

and he was a groomer

[gray jetty]

What is this lore I don’t know about

I thought he just got groomed

[gray jetty]

Like father like son or some shit idk

What being from Poland does to a mf

[bitter hearth]

he was romanian

[stray osprey]

All of this lore I am only hearing about it now

[sacred idol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929036238244167720/984214439781859388/redditsave.com_5dagu48evd491.gif

[bitter hearth]

its another server for cool people only

[thorn cove]

[fluid umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/457991661558169612/1343582066239082507/obamaweeb_-_1893274772248678880.gif

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[fluid umbra]

no please

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[fluid umbra]

m

[thorn cove]

[gray jetty]

What

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[viscid dust]

I rebranded again

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[viscid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-nirvana-smile-smoking-1991-gif-5136538

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

sorry didnt see that since I was looking for cats like 100 messages back

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[fluid umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078361345730301952/1334438256086876213/qyWlQGul.gif

[wild mulch]

only 24 more to go till 3K

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-kel-kill-gif-26453129

[fluid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/war-crimes-omori-evil-omori-commit-war-crimes-gif-24242562

[wild mulch]

fly rats

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[fluid umbra]

ground cat

[stray osprey]

pigeons are cool

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

silly fella

[thorn cove]

That's hooded crow

crows are awsome if you're good to them

otherwise... You'll framed as 1# Public Enemy from them.

https://tenor.com/view/muninthecrow-gif-7614412

[opal pilot]

Where do screenshots of other games go?
I played ksp and I would like to show my affront to god

[thorn cove]

Here ofc

this chat

others are mostly for older stalker games and stalker 2

[stray osprey]

Crows are great friends. There's a murder of them that come by my place for peanuts every once in a while.

[thorn cove]

I forgot that group of crows are called "murders" in english

English Language moment

[stray osprey]

[thorn cove]

We just call them "Karga Sürüsü" in Turkish

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/merlo-uccelli-uccello-cammina-bird-gif-27694882

[thorn cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1244415241870381147/image0.gif

[rotund horizon]

Ofc I am.They've never atacked me

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[rotund horizon]

Hooded Crow(s)

[gray jetty]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/1j5sugo/5_minutes_gameplay_thoughts/

[rotund horizon]

You guys in general have nice words.My favorite word in Turkish is Çiçek

[thorn cove]

yeah, Turkish word for "Flower"

[rotund horizon]

hmh,how do you say eagle in Turkish ?

[thorn cove]

Kartal

[rotund horizon]

Teşekküler.In Bosnian It's Orao

[thorn cove]

💀

[thorn cove]

Bir şey değil. (You're welcome.)

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-half-life-2-beta-beating-beating-up-combine-gif-10040706813635112633

[thorn cove]

the best poster

[opaque crow]

please let me put red dot sight on my m4

[austere jolt]

Airsoft gun

[viscid dust]

My fault gang

The nicotine withdrawls were hitting a little too hard

[sacred idol]

what

[neon vale]

[tiny bane]

Howdy partners

[twin cairn]

hello

[stray osprey]

Glad you made it back alive and well

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-trucker-surprised-gif-15244910

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-zaku-zaku-ii-side-eye-gundam-side-eye-zaku-ii-gif-5724171709558433086

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/hyakushiki-gundam-zgundam-char-gif-16338214

I miss being able to shit on Barbatos from above in Evo

[bronze swallow]

ah the freedom chat got removed finally lmao

[neon vale]

@rotund horizon have you ever heard of Svetolik Dragačevac

[rotund horizon]

Nope

[rotund horizon]

why

[bronze swallow]

no clue , im not happy bout it but its whatever

[rotund horizon]

maybe It was inactive for a long time ?

[bronze swallow]

perhaps

we had this one dude with the mono tag that kept sneaking in at random

[languid shard]

Where can I get a bloodsucker body pillow? Need one for the freedom cosplay

[stray osprey]

I heard it's returning, but don't know any other details other than just that.

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-gif-23038601

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

(The Voice mod series for SoC refference)

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-mountain-lion-joba-cat-smile-gif-25936345

https://tenor.com/view/puma-jaguar-chomp-gif-1698153065624561275

[nocturne olive]

kot

[tender dust]

[solar onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044153527779479573/1347621123160014848/far_cry_1.mp4?ex=67cc7d79&is=67cb2bf9&hm=4cf353891cee58da20e52d98a8024db50224473bfa01c49c0df87c2f73dada24&

granite squad when skif locked in

[west iron]

ь

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[fluid umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/901949086226329682/1305633766097555576/caption.gif

[twin cairn]

Bro fr lol newgrounds had so many wild games surprised school never blocked them

You could legit play school shooting games at recess

[sacred idol]

un forastero

[twin cairn]

ngl i wish i could go back back in time to reexperience peak OG runescape

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-top-gun-top-gun-maverick-salutations-hello-chat-gif-26177306

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/wave-seal-shy-cute-hello-gif-17557219007211587331

[idle ermine]

yesterday
half of a vodka bottle mysteriously disappeared

[fluid umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/901949086226329682/1305633766097555576/caption.gif

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159698005235093555/1242241891513274529/okgpes.gif

[rotund horizon]

Customizing your MC look was amongst the best features in AC2 and onwards

Unitys character customizastion is an improvement over AC2s

the best part is;there's thousands of cominations

[twin cairn]

bro damn they moved the KVT and first abrams to 10.7

[thorn cove]

Plus you play as suspicious Austrian French

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Lets go
BR decompression

[twin cairn]

Was weird to see since I haven't played since spet 2024

My 10 lineup is Cooked lol

[wild mulch]

Gaijin ruined half my lineups by moving the best tanks in them into those ankward BRs you cant form lineups at

[twin cairn]

I already hate gajin again and I just reinstalled

[rotund horizon]

Austrian French ?

Ik you can have Austrian clothing in Unity

[viscid dust]

Who’s tryna coop a gatcha game with me

[teal oracle]

Real

[rotund horizon]

Wich one ?

[merry ember]

uh, something something J'aime la зонa

[nocturne olive]

fun fact people in bulgaria exist

[twin cairn]

bulgaria is the home of the batat

[rotund horizon]

New outfit for Arno

[twin cairn]

goes hard

[rotund horizon]

Gonna have the medieval outfit once the current one gets old

Idk why I've been getting into Knights and medieval armour & weapons

[neon vale]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svetolik_Dragačevac

[merry ember]

im shaking theres no way are you serious

https://tenor.com/view/hayır-olamaz-lego-gif-7647030352230915501

[nocturne olive]

yes there exist they do its not a myth

[merry ember]

this is life changing

[nocturne olive]

yes it is

[twin cairn]

strelok is actually bulgarian

[nocturne olive]

I thought he was belarusian totally

[merry ember]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-vegeta-shout-yell-gif-17297610

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/future-trunks-dragon-ball-gif-21318055

[merry ember]

on an unrelated note i found the original glorp image

[twin cairn]

AYO

[nocturne olive]

youtube is recommending me sigma male vidoes of a certain potato farmer from kopys

[twin cairn]

[thorn cove]

[twin cairn]

@lavish nymph console players are something else

[simple prairie]

lol i always joke about making all tanks like bushes then far away the enemy is like "sir that tree line looks like its moving..."

[twin cairn]

[simple prairie]

its funny to me seeing them having bushes or hardly anything infront of them too xD in old movies and videos

[heavy crown]

Ps5 pro is not worth the money

But it does outperform the series x

Example being kcd2 holding solid 60 frames on the ps5 pro whereas it dips quite a lot on the sx

And we won't even bother mentioning the series s

[marble heron]

The S was a mistake

[marble heron]

Why have a fully backwards compatible system and not have a disk drive

[twin cairn]

fr lol

series S never made sense tbh spend a little more and you get a much better series X

[nocturne olive]

hm

[twin cairn]

i owned a 1 S and seeing the specs of the series consoles it didnt make sense to go for a weaker upgrade esp since you cannot upgrade parts inside it

[merry ember]

i drew the freedom logo on a whiteboard inside a classified room in an airforce base but I wasn't allowed my phone to get a photo so you just gotta trust 🙏

[rotund horizon]

Arno the Knight

my favorite out of all the clothings in AC Unity

I love knights what can you expect Knight_arms

I should play Elden Ring and select the knight class

[lavish nymph]

elden ring sucks 🗣️

[twin cairn]

eso aswell

[lavish nymph]

i ALREADY managed to argue with someone in zone chat about how eso is ass LMAO

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8831588917520340328

[lavish nymph]

its the fortnite of fromsoft games

Extremely simplified compared to their other games and kinda shallow

[rotund horizon]

If It's a good start to FromSoft games then I'll play It

I have only played DSR and Sekiro

[lavish nymph]

any game is a good start to fromsoft games

id argue dark souls 1 is best

because if you go to dark souls 1 AFTER playing elden ring, youll enjoy it way less

because elden ring is the most complex one when it comes to boss moves/mechanics, so after getting used to fromsoft's hardest, playing dark souls will be kinda nothingburger outside of atmosphere etc.

[rotund horizon]

Couldn't get passed the first boss in Sekiro

[lavish nymph]

which one

[rotund horizon]

Uuhhh,after you get the Katana

[lavish nymph]

uh...is that some random npc boss?

[rotund horizon]

The NPC boss

[lavish nymph]

gyoubu?

[rotund horizon]

I'll take your advice and plas Dark Souls 1 again

Or well,Dark Souls Remastered

[rotund horizon]

Yes.

[lavish nymph]

ah 💀

[rotund horizon]

I knew Sekiro was the hardest FromSoft game but never knew It was THAT

[lavish nymph]

tbh sekiro is different from other fromsoft games so it doesnt really affect how youd play other games

[dim perch]

Purple party over here

[twin cairn]

ong

vet chat

[rotund horizon]

*Kvass party

[dim perch]

Peak

[rotund horizon]

Gotta respect the veterans of the Zone

[dim perch]

Dunno if i posted but I recently got some more

[rotund horizon]

First time listening to Powerwolf in a long time

[rotund horizon]

Based Department

[lavish nymph]

listen to ghost

[rotund horizon]

I only know their one song

[languid shard]

Ghost is scooby doo chase music change my mind

[rotund horizon]

Mary on a Cross

[lavish nymph]

i will slide into your dms and harass you rn

@rotund horizon and youre next

[languid shard]

I mean cerise is good

[lavish nymph]

cirice

[languid shard]

Chicken nuggets lumpy bits o em flappy dappys innit

Sleep Token though, that's good stuff. Also kinda SD chase music

[lavish nymph]

sleep token sounds the way ghost looks like

[languid shard]

There's a meme that's like, how Ghost is supposed to be and it's a black mansion, old horror movie type. Then how it actually sounds and it's just Barbie's house

[stray osprey]

Sleep Token is great

[lavish nymph]

sounds about right

though, i suggest you listen to the songs i sent you 🗣️

some of them might change your mind

[languid shard]

Get on the Pain Remains Trilogy, 1, 2 and 3. The official video is a 10/10 too

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/ibepoppingbottles-meme-knight-drip-dnd-gif-9062618776070481707

Then cum

[lavish nymph]

i ALREADY messaged you fym

[languid shard]

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[lavish nymph]

stop being jealous

[twin cairn]

Trust me I'm not lol

[loud egret]

[neon vale]

[heavy crown]

[twin cairn]

@wild mulch you gonna go freedom or mercs ?

[wild mulch]

mercs

[twin cairn]

Bet I'll go freedom

Ready when you are

[wild mulch]

ready
first to reach 10 kills wins

[twin cairn]

Bet 🫡

Bro someone joined

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

@wild mulch

[twin cairn]

Gg gg

[wild mulch]

GG wp

[twin cairn]

Thank you sucks someone joined but we gotta do that again haha

You're fun to fight against

Bro that first kill from the tower

[wild mulch]

its peak
this is so much better than Counter Strike
Clear Sky truly is the better CS

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[twin cairn]

i agree 100% haha

i gotta say im not used to vanilla cs gunplay anymore

it felt unwieldy compared to like cotz

still goated

[devout quiver]

I lobe clear sky

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[twin cairn]

i lobe clear

[wild mulch]

its a lot different from vanilla tbh
guns are whole lot more accurate, they got the handling stat buffed across the board, low crouch is now so low its basically going prone

[twin cairn]

I also noticed you can't tilt or your gun disappears?

[wild mulch]

also
sidenote
I LOVE THE ARMY BASE
its so cool seeing it ruined with the hangars open and everything

[twin cairn]

Ong it was really nice

[wild mulch]

oh that
I thought thats only on my end
also the dubbing
never heard the EN narrator but the CZ one is peak

[devout quiver]

the difference between vanilla SoC and CS is very surprising to me every time I go back between the two

[twin cairn]

English ones not bad but I gotta hear CZ one sometime

[twin cairn]

It's actually kinda surprising

I'm torn on which is my favourite honestly

[whole sable]

Reloading a flame thrower in global war feels like loading a mini nuke

[devout quiver]

CS’s guns definitely feel better once you upgrade them. But SoC’s are just sorta you know what you’re getting with each of them

[wild mulch]

it sounds like League of Legends narrator

the CZ VA is peak tho
even for singeplayer

[wild mulch]

most important difference is that in SoC NPCs dont shout "die you na*i!"
making it objectively worse game than CS

[devout quiver]

[whole sable]

Get yourself together...because here's a grenade to blow you apart!

That's one of my favorite ones

[wild mulch]

I demand a sacrifice (another one must join 40Kot gang)

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[devout quiver]

Czech detected

[wild mulch]

I wanted to bully you all with the MP narrator phrases but the multiplayer folder of my unpacked localization db files is empty ._.

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

aha!
the DB unpacker was just slow @twin cairn

[twin cairn]

[viscid dust]

ive come to judge computers

all of your computers are bad

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[viscid dust]

me looking at the sales person after they tried to sell me a pc with a 4070 super for 2k

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[viscid dust]

isnt that the girl from fortnite?

[merry ember]

miku 🩵

[lethal ferry]

roses are red
I don’t know my IQ
I can’t see the end of the horizon
HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!?

[merry ember]

what faction would hatsune miku join, or would she stay a loner

[viscid dust]

huffle puff

[bitter hearth]

they are both wrong

mustve been an android phone

[ionic shore]

hi

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

@wild mulch

[neon vale]

russell adler...

[viscid dust]

Pedmas

[neon vale]

@bitter spruce

[neon vale]

who the HELL makes it pedmas and not pemdas

[void kelp]

Mercenaries because shes blue

[neon vale]

strab

[void kelp]

bro what is this auto generated thumbnail 💀

[void kelp]

Penguab

I left because I didnt want spoilers but the patch made the game so big it doesnt physically fit on my pc and now its taking forever for me to resolve that and I just dont care anymore

[neon vale]

oh i thought you left because you got bored of stoc

[void kelp]

no I didnt trust the influx of newgens to not spoil the game at random

[neon vale]

true

[royal olive]

Hello

[neon vale]

hello

[royal olive]

Hello guys

[void kelp]

Hello

Tempest Assaulter(tempassault)

[royal olive]

Hello how are you miss

[void kelp]

Im a guy, Im fine though

[royal olive]

I am absolutely sorry man

A misunderstanding

[void kelp]

😭 Its fine

[neon vale]

the real arceuid

[royal olive]

What?

[neon vale]

dont worry about it

[void kelp]

Arcueid*

[void kelp]

Those who know: ☠️

[neon vale]

same thang

[royal olive]

Do you have stalker 2?

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

I do but the game is so fuсking big it doesnt fit on my computer

[royal olive]

Storage?

[void kelp]

yes

[royal olive]

I wanna play this game but...

[void kelp]

I've seen more people misspell it then not for some reason

Same with Astolfo, and I dont know why. Both of these names were registered in my brain instantly.

[neon vale]

because the U is silent and nobody knows where to put it only through sound

[royal olive]

I wish I had some funds for this

Why is this game expensive?

[spice valley]

It's free if you have gamepass/xbox

[void kelp]

I don't think I've sounded out a word in my life I just go based off of how I think English would do it and I'm usually right, that or I already knew how to spell it.

[royal olive]

I am already broke and I am on pc

[viscid dust]

Pedmas sounds better then Pemdas imo

Pid mas, pem das

[royal olive]

Can anyone of you help me?

[spice valley]

There it is

[viscid dust]

Yeah I gotchu, how much money do you have?

[royal olive]

Zero bro

[neon vale]

pemdas is better in all ways possible

[viscid dust]

Damn that’ sucks, good luck bro

[royal olive]

Can you help with anything?

[void kelp]

No it doesnt, it literally has the word "Ped" in it 😭

[neon vale]

pedmas sounds like a holiday

[viscid dust]

IT rolls off the tongue better

[void kelp]

It sounds like some weird thing someone on twitter would post on christmas along with the worst art youve ever seen

[neon vale]

also because who the hell puts division before multiplication

[royal olive]

So nobody can help me 😔

[neon vale]

they are equal but multiplication is the first among equals

[viscid dust]

Multiplication and division are = it doesn’t matter

[viscid dust]

Yeah but you need at least 10 cents

[royal olive]

How much you have?

[neon vale]

@bitter spruce

[spice valley]

How old are you man?

[viscid dust]

I have infinite, but you need 10 cents

[bitter spruce]

[royal olive]

I am 18

[royal olive]

Dm me?

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/aleh-gif-23049985

[neon vale]

reminded me i need to learn utau

[viscid dust]

Nah, take your 10 cents, go on roobet run it up to 40$ on mines,

Put the 40 on black double it,

Boom 80$ for a game

[void kelp]

impossible tusuegra

[royal olive]

Please man

[neon vale]

i downloaded teto, found an instrumental of live to forget
the idea is literally in my lap bro and i havent been seizing it

[viscid dust]

You can lead a man to water but you can’t make him drink 😞 SMH

[neon vale]

spend food money on 2 steam giftcards if you're american 🔥 🔥

[void kelp]

That would be cool and awesome because teto makes everything sound better

[bitter spruce]

2 for 4 gas station hotdog

[neon vale]

20 dollar frank

[spice valley]

Gas station hotdogs are really good until the next time you shit

[viscid dust]

Idk back to this pedmas pemdas thing,

Pedmas just feels more natural to say for me.

Might have been instilled in me from school though ig

[neon vale]

they better make me that 4 foot ballpark frank or else im blowing up the dugout

[neon vale]

not a problem with kwik trip dogs

[viscid dust]

Buckeys hot dogs or nothing

[neon vale]

the only drawback is that the buns taste like cardboard

[spice valley]

Never had theirs, 7/11's are certified slop

[neon vale]

where are you from

[viscid dust]

You misspelled heat

[royal olive]

Me?

[spice valley]

NC originally, now in TX

[void kelp]

[neon vale]

oh good luck finding a kwik trip in a 5 hour radius

[viscid dust]

Dawg

[neon vale]

furthest south they have them are like halfway down iowa

[spice valley]

Yeah its all shell and stuff around here, and some mom-and-pop type places

[royal olive]

Can't someone help me?

For atleast god sake?

[neon vale]

if you come to wisconsin visit a kwik trip

[void kelp]

🫃

[viscid dust]

We are all degenerates here, you joined the wrong server for this to work

[neon vale]

they got bakery, fried chicken, sandwiches, hot sandwiches, the whole nine yards for gas station food

[viscid dust]

@royal olive what are the specs of your pc

[void kelp]

were not in the person with the combine elite metropolice pfp killing chat era anymore

[royal olive]

I use GeForce now free subscription to play games?

[spice valley]

We've got Buccee's which is like the walmart of gas stations, but i still havent actually been inside one

[viscid dust]

Make STOC great again 😣😣

[viscid dust]

Damn, I’m trying to help you out.

Have any extra lamps you don’t need?

[neon vale]

kwik trips are like mini truck stops
newer ones are getting bigger and becoming basically full on truck stops

[royal olive]

Only need game please 🙏

[viscid dust]

Yeah just start like selling some stuff out of the shed

Facebook marketplace

[royal olive]

What am I supposed to buy with my own blood

[neon vale]

bring back derek, slayer, argon, and petruha then put them in a channel where they can only talk to each other

[viscid dust]

No like, sell that old lawn mower you haven’t used in years

[royal olive]

For that I need to be have one

[void kelp]

Fire English

[neon vale]

he is algerian 🔥

[viscid dust]

Man kuro has never liked me 😞 I don’t understand our beef

[spice valley]

You should probably buy a lawnmower before stalker 2

[royal olive]

Umm what?

[void kelp]

That makes sense

[royal olive]

Who?

[void kelp]

Why was he being muted anyway

[neon vale]

old stoc member that has been banned for a long time now

[royal olive]

Okay

[viscid dust]

Idk man, if you literally have no money you have to get the old priorities in check.

[royal olive]

Please just one game?

[viscid dust]

Sell whatever you use to use GeForce experience. And start running it UP at McDonald’s or something

[spice valley]

Im gonna go out on a limb and say no one you meet anywhere in this discord will send/give/loan you any amount of money at all

[neon vale]

he was gonna ping all mods for no reason iirc

[viscid dust]

Imma do it rn

[neon vale]

[void kelp]

ngl thats something I would do in the dead chat era because I was bored

[viscid dust]

@allmods

damn bro ain’t even in the server anymore

[neon vale]

i wish i took more quotes of 2022 stoc

[viscid dust]

Hey sparrow is begging for money against server rules?

[neon vale]

it was a funny ass period of this chatroom

[thorn cove]

What's happening

I saw the guy typing everywhere

[viscid dust]

Idk this guy like really wants people to send him money for “stalker 2”

[thorn cove]

Bruh

[thorn cove]

Just use your credit card my guy

[viscid dust]

I’ve TRIED to help him,

He doesn’t even have a lawnmower to sell

[void kelp]

Wow

[bitter spruce]

money?

[thorn cove]

[void kelp]

Bro

[thorn cove]

I saw

I SAW

[void kelp]

cod points

[viscid dust]

IT WAS THE WRONG SCREENSHOT!

[thorn cove]

I took screenshot mf now u ain't escape

[viscid dust]

Nooooo😭 😭 😭 😭

[thorn cove]

Time to getting muted

Delete it

Or I'll nute

[viscid dust]

Sparrow single handedly stopping my helper arc

[neon vale]

selling

[thorn cove]

U ain't getting it at this point

[neon vale]

why did i have "selling" queued in the text box

[void kelp]

selling

[viscid dust]

Crying for real

[thorn cove]

[void kelp]

I feel like only STOC could attract a character called "Gordon Jewman"

its very in character I feel like for what people I expect here

[spice valley]

#s2-lore-discussions message
Lol

[neon vale]

tampico should be renamed to "Mormon Freeman"
rolls off the tongue just as well

[void kelp]

I can kind of see it if I squint my eyes really really hard

[viscid dust]

Literally

[neon vale]

i have to really hunt to find stoc quotes

stoc funnies

[viscid dust]

I’m going to stop exposing based tho

[void kelp]

lmao

[viscid dust]

6 foot 7 foot by little Wayne has been stuck in my head all day

[simple sage]

penguan has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[neon vale]

when the FUСK did it become 3:14 AM

[viscid dust]

Stoc lore sessions go crazy

[neon vale]

im going insane there is no way ive already been typing for an hour

[gray jetty]

Brother it’s 4:14 am

[spice valley]

Daylight savings time

[viscid dust]

Nah it’s 12:15 am

[stray osprey]

3:15 am over here

[thorn cove]

11:15 here

[viscid dust]

How are you more east than me ?!?!?!

[gray jetty]

You people are all wrong alright

It’s 4:15

[neon vale]

speaking to me like the green goblin mask

[viscid dust]

Sparrow lives in the pacific ocean it’s confirmed

I don’t want to hear it

[neon vale]

sparrow is an azeri cosplayer from the fake country known as "poultry"
wait

[viscid dust]

NU UH

[thorn cove]

I'm Turkish and I live in Turkiye. Our timeline is GMT +3

[thorn cove]

Ban

[stray osprey]

My time zone is central, so it would be 2:15 am for me if not for DLS

[viscid dust]

Ohhhhh 11:15 am?

[gray jetty]

Sparrow is actually from Atlantis

[gray jetty]

She’s not even real

[viscid dust]

Never existed

[thorn cove]

Yes but 24 hour system

[void kelp]

Everyone is so mean 2 me 💔

[viscid dust]

Ahhh in that case it’s 0017

[neon vale]

north or south CST

[stray osprey]

I honestly prefer the military time, everything is set that way on my pc, phone. 12 hour kind of dumb.

[neon vale]

what side of the mason-dixon line are you

[viscid dust]

I live in Canada bc, I think I’m PST

[neon vale]

i HATE military time

[viscid dust]

L take

[viscid dust]

Military time is better for doing math with though, I won’t lie

I woke up at 8 I work 8 hrs it’s now 1600

[void kelp]

pennsylvania I think

[stray osprey]

Military time is just easy for me to keep track and all

[neon vale]

you're a phillypino?

[void kelp]

no

[viscid dust]

Still only ever using it for work

[neon vale]

shame

[void kelp]

other side of pa

[viscid dust]

Ok goodnight gang, wishing you all sweet dreams

[neon vale]

the side that gets blanketed in like 8 feet of snow

[void kelp]

Yes that exactly

[thorn cove]

You never be mod

[viscid dust]

Everyone sweet dreams except you

[neon vale]

if the lake effect somehow reversed and started going west then iowa and wisconsin would no longer exist

[thorn cove]

I'm awake my guy, already had my sweet dreams

[neon vale]

i should become a CM

[stray osprey]

south

[viscid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-funny-thanos-gif-22399978

I never had a chance 😔

[mortal spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/773399876129914901/1038705898580877312/Tumblr_l_662917058624573.gif

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-gif-7209139650885872209

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/boomb-cat-boomb-cat-boom-cat-explosion-explosion-gif-gif-17107588862516012936

[neon vale]

HOW LONG

subconciously listening to

[thorn cove]

[mortal spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-ball-cat-cat-ball-wawa-ball-gif-24803864

[stray osprey]

UA frog

[void kelp]

I love snow so it doesnt matter to me, I start melting when its slightly above 65 degrees fahrenheit

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5MLrvOBzr7w3jOjNZZ6jBf?si=50f50c42bcb6438c

[thorn cove]

Also I have this guy

[neon vale]

i have this guy

[thorn cove]

[neon vale]

same to be honest, 32 degrees begins to feel warm after a winter thats constantly below it

then its 60 degrees for 3 days because its wisconsin
and then back to below 0 for a week

who the hell else is scrobbling "ominous bells of doom"

[void kelp]

Yeah it also may not be helped that I refuse to wear clothes that dont cover like my whole body

[neon vale]

https://youtu.be/9HZxWNoyTJY?si=kiM5mRh7rrn9EEjq

[neon vale]

i havent worn more than one layer in a decade

[gray jetty]

I’ll support that

[void kelp]

absolutely cannot relate

I wear like 2 layers everyday of my life almost

[neon vale]

wisconsin is notorious for "shorts weather" not ending until freezing

[void kelp]

I will never wear shorts ever

not aesthetically pleasing to me

[gray jetty]

You have no rizz

[stray osprey]

To a certain extent of temp I still wear like it's still summer. Go running a lot when the weather is cold. Unless if it's like frost bite type of weather.

[void kelp]

Ive gotten a gf irl in my homeschool classes I have every week before so ur just wrong, though it could be argued that this is kind of unfair because everyone else there is also going to have terrible social skills so it was like way easier

[gray jetty]

Your dating pool is mentally deficient women

Is what I’m hearing

[stray osprey]

I don't know what we're talking about now

[void kelp]

Yeah but so am I so its like ranked yk

💀

[gray jetty]

Sex now has skill based match making

[void kelp]

☠️

[gray jetty]

Activision you dogs

[gray jetty]

Well for the best

Don’t wanna be that political guy who seems to only dates extremely mentally disabled people

[void kelp]

I wouldnt say Im political I just didnt speak to anyone besides my family for like almost 3 years prior and also had a small family not owning a house arc

🤑

[gray jetty]

If I got truly political

I’d get banned

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-male-gif-21859248

[stray osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/bazinga-teto-gif-13390549408305713585

[idle ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-triple-baka-braincells-gif-17994396760098916322

[stray osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/950399917304729651/1160906311089782864/image0.gif

[bitter hearth]

half life minerva is like, cool as shit

[void kelp]

real

[gray jetty]

Halal lie 2

[bitter hearth]

NO

[gray jetty]

God tier mod

[idle ermine]

i remember when i used to make these

[bitter hearth]

jack wich bosses have you anhiliated when i was gone

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-gif-4408406370519593022

[gray jetty]

Just the worm

[bitter hearth]

awesome

[gray jetty]

I spent the rest of the time grinding

Fishing and ballin

[bitter hearth]

fishing do be awesome, i just dont have the will to colect fishing power and bait

[gray jetty]

I’m suffering from a drought

When I got off

I cracked open 30 obsidian crates

And didn’t get a single magma charm

[bitter hearth]

i have my magma stone, all i need is the glove and im set, plus other things

[gray jetty]

Nah the charm

[bitter hearth]

murasama and lava sword for melee sword

[gray jetty]

It makes Teraspark boots

[void kelp]

I wish plague inc had repopulation as you played to make it more realistic

[bitter hearth]

didnt you get the flower, i thought that was the charm, or is it the other thingie im thinking of

ts looks AI

[void kelp]

it doesnt

[gray jetty]

Flower is also needed

[gray jetty]

But different

[bitter hearth]

must be the 2 hours of sleep im on

[void kelp]

the hands are right and the shoe lacing is perfect theres no way

ntm the letters and the hat and everything

[bitter hearth]

he looks small like a figure, gun looks odd too

or im trippin mad balls rn and probably should sleep a tad bit more

[void kelp]

I think you are tripping furious testicles rn

[bitter hearth]

playing resident evil 7 should help

[copper hawk]

Hi, is there a norm for when the 2 add-ons will come out?

[bitter hearth]

resident evil 7

hello

i cant talk im near peoples

[tepid matrix]

Don't worry it's normal:)

[bitter hearth]

i think so

[bitter hearth]

im in desk of work, finished early but cant leave😔

fr

lmao

so real

[tepid matrix]

Yeah yeah it's like in all world we can't let you go because if you would be have some health esue what would be say to health insurance policy company

[bitter hearth]

boss fight incoming for this much loot

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[bitter hearth]

yeah, still there should be a option to clock out

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[thorn cove]

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[bitter hearth]

he is either built diffrent or he is infected with E series virus, makes them super strong

he dont look infected tho so hes probably built diffrent

damn lmao

happens to me too, alot more than usual

yeah

the virus is theirs they are just cleaning the messes, getting any thing usefull with them

the one i played earlier was to capture lucas, and stop the virus thingie

they basically unleashed the virus in a area of familiy and closed it off

i like this extra, bro skipped the guns went back to fist and spear

cave man like

large larvae

i dont know

daaaaamn

i can see lmao

im gonna pack up and go home, or at least in like 15 mins

il be back later

[alpine vapor]

drip or drown

[teal oracle]

you look fat

[alpine vapor]

I have a lot of protection.....

[teal oracle]

obese

[alpine vapor]

:(

[teal oracle]

:)

[void kelp]

drip

[alpine vapor]

:D

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

So true...

[mossy fable]

Cat

[sacred idol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1122166227213758494/IMG_3517.gif

[brave juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-michael-de-santa-dont-make-me-have-to-come-back-here-warning-do-not-make-me-come-back-to-this-place-gif-23745859

[mossy fable]

https://tenor.com/view/im-already-on-my-way-a-boogie-wit-da-hoodie-playa-song-omw-im-coming-gif-25365594

[void kelp]

35-100 elementary for nxise

[brave juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/cheers-gatsby-leonardo-dicaprio-the-great-gatsby-congratulations-gif-4598918435715371482

[sharp hamlet]

Martian internet.

[nocturne olive]

fun fact people live in montenegro

[lavish nymph]

wish your parents did

[alpine vapor]

[lavish nymph]

🫂 🫃

[thorn cove]

[neon vale]

it doesnt sound horrifically difficult to find work there

because like a quarter of the country is unemployed

and theres 20k job vacancies

[simple prairie]

i should of taken more screenshots, but this is awsome!

me and a friend went to visit some nebulas aswell then a long trip around them because we cant no permits (a bug?) I don't know really but it was very educational

[nocturne olive]

They are sleeping

[merry ember]

my friend just sent me this, bro has a whole folder of pictures of my cat he’s saved

[lavish nymph]

do NOT

[idle ermine]

"hmmms"

[idle ermine]

"theres mights be an arrow in my head"

[icy pebble]

What a poser...

[rich blade]

2 svabado dead. In 'blox.😢

[sacred idol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/947585727322001468/1029839492946858076/fe66bd4ca43e1e623defe0170affc3653f2f78d7d60aa32d3d66795ee8188830_1.gif.gif

[twin cairn]

RIGBY

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[icy pebble]

Okay wtf is that even... :' D

Anesthesia?

[twin cairn]

shes got a medical condition sadly

[icy pebble]

Yikes

[twin cairn]

@icy pebble if you're curious

I follow her on insta

[icy pebble]

Never heard of that disease appearing in cats

Seems happy enough though

[twin cairn]

fr it seems super rare

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[nocturne olive]

Kot fr

[bitter spruce]

HOLY SHIT

[bitter spruce]

get this guy a ban

[bitter hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822466382461272074/1289877593444847697/image0.gif

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-gif-7209139650885872209

[bitter hearth]

his wish was allowed....

[gray jetty]

dead

[twin cairn]

jack killed that mf

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[teal oracle]

So silly

[merry ember]

i’m getting candy and you guys aren’t

[tiny dew]

I has returned from the long... hiatus

[sharp hamlet]

Ptlrvudnnlis.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-disapear-cat-snow-cat-jump-fail-cat-fun-jump-cats-gif-17569677

[idle ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-escape-from-tarkov-vodka-drink-vodka-gif-18061378

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-hatsune-miku-gif-miku-day-gif-10790461415736622675

[nocturne olive]

Uh

[merry ember]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083351055074598943/1222594539894734940/1188214398658027642.gif

[viscid dust]

Ew