💬┃en_offtop

[gray jetty]

exactly

no one uses it voluntarily

most people would rather pay for a game just to own it on steam

instead of fucken epic games launcher

go back to making unreal engine bro

you can't make a launcher to save your life

[valid lintel]

Work on that stutter lol

[gray jetty]

epic games is like the ghetto version of valve

and this is kinda true dating all the way back to the 90s

they kinda always existed in the shadow of valve

[valid lintel]

Wow you got your shit down sir

[gray jetty]

well to be fair epic games use to actually make games

[void kelp]

The word epic games actually gives me a headache because my brain immediately gets assaulted imagining very bright colors and peter griffin and goku dancing or some dumb shit😭

[gray jetty]

like the unreal games

[void kelp]

Epic gamer win

[pallid sentinel]

what if there was anomaly that reminded you of things you need to work on in life personally and you're just kinda like "Damn, that is true"

[void kelp]

I cant even watch people play it for long because its feels like staring at a memetic kill agent

Battleroyal

[valid lintel]

Yeah I had a little bit of fun with those

[gray jetty]

don't get me wrong i wasn't there for those games i just am culutred

[bitter spruce]

yeah for a while all they had was just unreal tournament and the unreal engine.

[gray jetty]

i was a solid -4 years old in 1998 when unreal dropped

[sacred idol]

My retinas getting fried the moment I open fortnite from all the colors

[simple sage]

couldbedoomguy has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bitter spruce]

im older thab you.....

[gray jetty]

yah they kinda went down the same path as valve

making tech

instead of making games

[valid lintel]

I was 10 I'm coming of age

[bitter spruce]

yeah but valve made half life alyx

dont see epic trying to make a masterpiece

[sacred idol]

half life alyx was pretty cool for a tech demo

[gray jetty]

there busy making slop wdym

[bitter spruce]

rage bait nice try homie

[gray jetty]

i mean hes not entirely wrong

[bitter spruce]

he is entirely wrong

[sacred idol]

what part is ragebait

[gray jetty]

valve makes games to show off technology

[sacred idol]

I think it was cool for being a tech demo

[bitter spruce]

yeah but its a full ass game

[gray jetty]

not saying its not

[sacred idol]

I know its a full game

[sacred idol]

but its showing off the new tech valve has

[gray jetty]

but it is first and for most a vr tech demo

just like doom 3

[valid lintel]

I hate most of ue5 or 4 games they seem like they were so lazy making them. All look the same

[sacred idol]

Do not compare it to doom 3

[gray jetty]

or half life 2

[bitter spruce]

do not. fuсking compare that.

doom 3 is a dogass game

[sacred idol]

doom 3 is pretty ass

[gray jetty]

[void kelp]

Literally and Im actually a gd player and im playing this level that looks the way it does for atleast 2 hours and fortnite is still too overstimulating for me its actually kind of impressive https://youtu.be/OlVjVpDg8VU?feature=shared

[sacred idol]

the difference being gd is cool

[bitter spruce]

but hla was the first complete vr experience. still just the best possible vr game you can play

god i love that game........

[gray jetty]

that is true

[sacred idol]

I mean I liked the enemy designs of HLA

[gray jetty]

all im saying is valve makes games to flex there technology

[bitter spruce]

jack you should get a quest 3 so we can touch each other in like pavlov vr or something

[sacred idol]

The combine troops were pretty fleshed out

[gray jetty]

thats kinda gay

[sacred idol]

isnt that the vr csgo game

[gray jetty]

yes it is

[rocky karma]

What the hell did I come into 😂

[gray jetty]

i can go on vr chat and be alucard

[bitter spruce]

SNIPER! GET DOWN

[sacred idol]

Need me an alucard

[gray jetty]

and be like haven't you heard the news bitches love cannons

[rocky karma]

AH WHERE

oh hi

[sacred idol]

oh thank god you made the reference

[valid lintel]

Samee

[gray jetty]

haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation

bitches love cannons

[void kelp]

Yeah

[bitter spruce]

this is how jack descends

[sacred idol]

my vocabulary has been altered forever since hellsing abridged

[gray jetty]

abridged is a master piece

some of the best dry humor comedy ever written

[rotund horizon]

And has the best Allicard ngl

[sacred idol]

the return of the why boner

[rotund horizon]

As someone who watched HUA 4 times now,this is fact checked

[gray jetty]

hey boys hows yours health insurance APPARENTLY ITS GREAT

[rotund horizon]

The Hellsing Christmas special was also good ngl

[oblique fossil]

Kots for offtop

[rotund horizon]

Alucard kills Santa and becomes him

[sacred idol]

I should watch HUA again

Its so funny

[rotund horizon]

DO YOU EVEN READ MY CHRISTMAS LISTS ?!?

[gray jetty]

It is

and it never stops being funny bro

[barren harbor]

Shit guys, i watched HUA 3 times and never heard of this comedy version, i need to do my lesson before game release XD

[gray jetty]

truly timeless

[rotund horizon]

Oh you know~...
shoots a guy 47 times with a pistol
A real fuсking vampire !
Intro starts

[gray jetty]

HEY POLICE GIRL HES GETTING AWAY

HEY POLICE GIRL

[bitter spruce]

how i look not understanding what the fuсk you're talking about

[bold bay]

Hey guys question, do you still have giveaway registration note from wolf on the giveaway channel or did it disappear?

[rotund horizon]

Get this bitсh a cannon,bitсhes love cannons

[bold bay]

Oh i see thanks

[wooden ether]

Someone want this? I dont have ps2

[sacred idol]

Go watch hellsing ultimate abridged

[void kelp]

True...

[bitter spruce]

gongrautlation

happy birthday

[wooden ether]

.

[bitter spruce]

this is truly a Duty member moment

[gray jetty]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873359353825091635/1095452913880551524/steamuserimages-a.akamaihd2.gif

[sacred idol]

Damn I didnt win anything

[wooden ether]

Sorry

[sacred idol]

Guess I gotta use my money

[reef rover]

The cta

[wooden ether]

I dont have any play station

[reef rover]

Ooof

[gray jetty]

well i don't either

[bitter spruce]

get to WORK wagie

[gray jetty]

my pc is a playstation

[barren harbor]

I've got PS2 XD

[reef rover]

Will stalker 2 run good on my ps2 slim?

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159698005235093555/1242241891513274529/okgpes.gif

[barren harbor]

But my PC is better XD

[gray jetty]

that shits gonna be like the half life 2 port for the og xbox

[bitter spruce]

you got Battlefront 2 2005?

classic

[wooden ether]

Racist bad

[rotund horizon]

Dammit

[wooden ether]

Dont text those things

[void kelp]

Bro wrong servered

[bitter spruce]

thanks Mikhail

[void kelp]

😭

[reef rover]

Mikhail ended racism guys

[barren harbor]

Unluckily no, but Medal of honor european assault and 1&2 part of ratchet and Clank 😄

[rotund horizon]

I used personality 3 instead of 1,dammit

[gray jetty]

racism is cancelled

[bitter spruce]

idk I'm feeling pretty racist rn

[gray jetty]

racism is over

[bitter spruce]

TREASON?????

[sacred idol]

Had to merge personality 3 and 2 today... what a disaster

[valid lintel]

I got battlefield 1942

[wooden ether]

Wtf guys

[rotund horizon]

Not even towards Elves ?!?

[gray jetty]

no no

that is tolerated

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/short-warhammer-thorgrim-gif-13932078525086181170

[wooden ether]

Not good very not good

[gray jetty]

we fucken hate elves in this house

[bitter spruce]

awesome

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-chad-dwarf-gif-25266189

[simple sage]

mantisex_ has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-chad-dwarf-gif-25266189

[wooden ether]

😦

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-chad-dwarf-gif-25266189

[gray jetty]

no politics

[bitter spruce]

no swearing

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1307751761716580443/lv_0_20241001214630.gif

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/elves-chad-dwarf-gif-25266189

[reef rover]

I am a dwarf (well not actually but I am almost as short as one)

[barren harbor]

Xenos?

[bitter spruce]

im making this my banner

[gray jetty]

who?

[rotund horizon]

Do you hate elves as well ?

[sacred idol]

my family finding me after wolf warns me for swearing (im mutilated beyond recognition)

[reef rover]

Yes

[valid lintel]

No preaching

[sacred idol]

You're welcome

[void kelp]

The aliens from half life

[sacred idol]

galunga

[reef rover]

I am a dwarf and I’m digging a hole

[hexed blaze]

I don't hate elves I just don't like them at all

[reef rover]

Lvl 20 baby

[barren harbor]

No the Star wars obviously

[rotund horizon]

You gonna become a miner ?

[wooden ether]

Racism = bad (racism to elves = good

[reef rover]

Yeah

[sacred idol]

hhhrghrgh miners

[barren harbor]

Amd dig a hole XD

[wooden ether]

Dont be pdf file

[gray jetty]

star wars hasn't been relevant in years

[reef rover]

Also, idk why but people mistaken me for a woman :/

[reef rover]

Exactly

[barren harbor]

Xenos are from Wh40k

[void kelp]

I dont watch shows or movies almost at all I just play videogame

[sacred idol]

star wars needed more alien racism

[valid lintel]

What did she say?

[gray jetty]

disney ran it head first into the ground at mache 4

[neon vale]

sometimes ill mumble "that was a 70 inch plasma screen tv" to myself

[gray jetty]

alright

no more talk of racism

[fallen elm]

last good star wars movie was Rogue One

[gray jetty]

or im gonna start muting mates

[neon vale]

BORING

[gray jetty]

gotta do it

[reef rover]

._.

[rotund horizon]

https://www.gamesradar.com/games/co-op/a-deep-rock-galactic-player-became-a-real-life-explosives-miner-as-a-direct-result-of-the-silly-little-dwarf-game-and-he-couldnt-be-happier-with-his-career/

[valid lintel]

Are you like an elite stalker or something?

[gray jetty]

with netflix

[sacred idol]

thought about getting a "bitches love cannons" tattoo

[bitter spruce]

what a weird way to say "I'm boring"

[gray jetty]

yes im elite

[valid lintel]

😭🤣

[rotund horizon]

C-C-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

[sacred idol]

YES I AM A NERD

[bitter spruce]

im above you

[neon vale]

holy shit i forgot that was from there

[gray jetty]

are you though

[void kelp]

Shut up tampico I got better things to do with my time than watch shit like practice gd for 47 hours

[valid lintel]

I'm an elite gamma player 😉

[rotund horizon]

Do you hear about a new sensation in town ? Bitсhes love cannons~

[bitter spruce]

yeah

[gray jetty]

banned

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1159600307840499742/1168438988252647425/wall_outlet.gif?ex=6551c49b&is=653f4f9b&hm=2c0b12cafde8b3ccd53e7c64f48a029cec4bd5285bb31048dfb3ad084a808d3b&

[void kelp]

Based

[sacred idol]

based

[rotund horizon]

I'm Okuu to stomp on you with her concrete foot

[reef rover]

Chad moment right there

[rotund horizon]

*calling

[gray jetty]

that would be based

[gray jetty]

LMAO

im saving that

actually

can you give me a png version

[sacred idol]

Live and die by that quote so it should be on my body

[gray jetty]

with no brack ground

[neon vale]

i remember making this one night and i forgot why

[bitter spruce]

penguan doesn't know what that means

[neon vale]

i think this was when i was pretending to be you in cordis die

[valid lintel]

Yavol her generale

[sacred idol]

Can someone draw me dying in yantar

[bitter spruce]

yeah it was a random bit

[reef rover]

And I look like this. How tf does someone confuse me with a woman

[rotund horizon]

Tf are you saying ?

[sacred idol]

like how people draw others dying in a glue trap

[neon vale]

you say that like everything that happens in that server isnt random

[bitter spruce]

feminine facial features

[neon vale]

the bot just said "agartha" and nothing else in the middle of a conversation

[bitter spruce]

ermm like what

[reef rover]

Bruh

[gray jetty]

bro just destroyed this man

[bitter spruce]

sorry miss, but i think you're pretty

[gray jetty]

ITS OVER

💀

[reef rover]

😭

[gray jetty]

bro stop hes already dead

[barren harbor]

Oooo i'd love to make some germanish language jokes with this but it probably doesn't end good

[valid lintel]

I have no idea

[gray jetty]

fucken atomized

[bitter spruce]

what lip gloss do you use

[sacred idol]

I went to japan and then I saw some guys in some suits and I yelled out "Yakuza reference its a yakuza reference" and then they busted my kneecaps and robbed me of all my money best trip ever!

[reef rover]

Natural

[bitter spruce]

is that a brand

[valid lintel]

Yep probably a ban

[rotund horizon]

You and this wookie guy sound like the same person ngl

[barren harbor]

Where are you from Wookie?

[bitter spruce]

❓

[gray jetty]

id rent a rx7 and take a picture in front of the akina pass sign

[bitter spruce]

you should rent a camaro and take a picture in front of the Slice

[sacred idol]

dingleberg smokin on dingleberg on dingleberg

[gray jetty]

camaros are cringe

[barren harbor]

I can't tell but polish people have lots of inside jokes using that language XD

[rotund horizon]

How I feel rn:

[neon vale]

@gray jetty my shit attempt at making a png

[sacred idol]

Random dawn of war screenshot here you go

[gray jetty]

that looks great actually

thank you

[valid lintel]

He's fine stalker 2 is coming out. Everybody be looking after their health n shit

[bitter spruce]

is what you would say if you didn't remove the stick up your ass

[rotund horizon]

Ngl Bumblebee should've been a WV Bettle instead of a Chevy Camero ngl

[gray jetty]

pfff

[gray jetty]

its just a lame corvette bro

[barren harbor]

Mmm army meat

[bitter spruce]

chat

[gray jetty]

meat meat meat meat meat

[sacred idol]

this guy is either into men or he is talking about corpse starch

[bitter spruce]

i think jack is coming out

[valid lintel]

And mayo???

[barren harbor]

Second option

[barren harbor]

I don't now how it spells in english, my translator told me also cannon fodder

[valid lintel]

Is that a penis?

[gray jetty]

yes for sure

[whole sable]

Imo first Gen and the final gen look good

The rest look mid

[reef rover]

Nah

[gray jetty]

even still corvette better

[sacred idol]

Corporal "no-neck" Nelson.

[whole sable]

I would take a Camero over a C4

[gray jetty]

ok fair

but c5 though

🤨

c5 fucks bro

[lament zealot]

“Austria? wtf did I order from Au- OHHHHHHH SHIIITTTTT!!!!”

[gray jetty]

ayo

[rotund horizon]

The Nissan Skyline GTR don't look bad

[gray jetty]

c5 just peak though

[gray jetty]

its a fucken gtr bro

thats a given

[fallen elm]

cars are to men as horses are to women.

[rotund horizon]

Even Drift from Transformers transforms into one

[gray jetty]

i think you mean dogs but

[rotund horizon]

What's a gtr ?

[gray jetty]

close enough

[sacred idol]

Can't even look at old gmod photos without feeling sad about ruining my friendship with a guy ive known for so long over such a small stupid argument

[gray jetty]

are you joking?

🤨

[whole sable]

General theory of relativity

[rotund horizon]

I'm serious.Idk what's a gtr

[gray jetty]

you just...

what...

[rotund horizon]

The Nissan Skyline gtr just looks good ngl

[neon vale]

make up

[sacred idol]

this pic was inspired by the MW2 cover

[fallen elm]

The coolest car that exists is the one that you have the makes you money going to work and home

[whole sable]

It is a type of the skyline. Pretty sure GTR stands for gran Turismo racing

[rotund horizon]

Oohhh

Gran Turismo

[bitter spruce]

make black ops guy now

[sacred idol]

I mean I probably could seeing as I replicated the MW2 cover pretty perfectly

[rotund horizon]

I've played GT 5 on the PS3 a long time ago

[rotund horizon]

Good game ngl

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/im-like-black-ops3guy-im-like-black-ops3-black-ops-cool-gif-26055716

[fallen elm]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-adler-gif-10067077499512058611

[rotund horizon]

Was actually the first racing game I ever played

[whole sable]

You can buy a whole house for the price of that car's current value ...

[sacred idol]

black ops 1 was so good

[gray jetty]

bro your just trolling him

💀

[gray jetty]

buy 2 houses and have money left over

[lament zealot]

Gyatt

[whole sable]

Does it not mean that? I actually thought that

[fallen elm]

In what world are houses that cheap?

[rotund horizon]

Huh ?

[fallen elm]

You can get r32's for like 15k USD.

[whole sable]

They aren't. That car is just expensive.

[whole sable]

Not the r34 tho

[gray jetty]

gtt maybe

[fallen elm]

R34's are exponsive that's fo sho

[fallen elm]

Overrated and over priced bby

[gray jetty]

real straight up costing like 650k dollars

[rotund horizon]

Real cheap yeah...

[gray jetty]

15k is like a half decent older used car

[rotund horizon]

The smart board in the school I go to costs more than that tho

60K BAM

[fallen elm]

15k isn't much for a collectors style car.

[whole sable]

Even R33 GTRs are 30k

[lament zealot]

Da remote

[rotund horizon]

Maybe not in the US

[fallen elm]

Car's are a joke anyways, they'll all be electric in the next 15-20 years.

[gray jetty]

as rad as they are

i still want an rx7

[trail loom]

Where can i claim my giveaway

[gray jetty]

did you win

[rotund horizon]

And Hydrogen powered top

[fallen elm]

We will see about that

[trail loom]

Yeah I won the steam ultimate

[rotund horizon]

Jack,what's your opinion on Hydrogen powered cars ?

[lament zealot]

The… ORB? It’s slightly heavier on one side

[valid lintel]

Trolling

[neon vale]

play black ops

6

[hexed blaze]

Huge 6

[gray jetty]

probably mol1t will dm you

[trail loom]

ty

[neon vale]

[bitter spruce]

do you have a picture of the wall and the upstairs

[gray jetty]

doubt it tbh

the worlds electrical grid would need to massively evolve very quickly

[fallen elm]

Doubt all you want, it's happening

[hexed blaze]

Excellent 6

[gray jetty]

the electrical infostructure just isn't there

[bitter spruce]

also just noticed the bleeding kiryu corpse in the back

[gray jetty]

we would need to start opening up nuclear power planets left and right

starting right now

for that to be possible

[lament zealot]

It’s magnetized???

[outer oxide]

@cold wren @idle wadi @grizzled bluff @modern fiber
Hey guys, wanted to thank you a lot for all the honest and fun game we had during event.
Hope to still see ya in here to talk and discuss S2.
https://youtu.be/Fobndxwxx6I?si=5EwMPPyQZ-eDr6Pm

[unkempt moat]

I got picked in one of the giveaways, what do i do now lol

[gray jetty]

wait for mol1t to dm you

[unkempt moat]

Oh okay sick

[gray jetty]

i mean bro simple as

electric cars charging on a nation wide scale would completely cripple the electrical grid

[grizzled bluff]

Noon bros 4ever 🤜🏻🤛🏻

[gray jetty]

we would be having black outs like were north korea

[gray jetty]

multiple times a day

not to say it couldn't be done but

[cold wren]

Agreed! I didn’t win anything but i’ll figure out a way to get the game and meet you in the zone

[bitter spruce]

the bedroom one is so ominous

[lament zealot]

NOOOOOOOoooooooooo

[gray jetty]

electrical grid would need a huge buff that so far doesn't appear to be on the horizon

[lament zealot]

Jack do u know if they make adapters for this

[bitter spruce]

they sell adapters at Walmart

they have literally every country adapter

[lament zealot]

yeah but it still means I gotta GO and GET it

[gray jetty]

yah 240v to 120v

it should say on it

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/0QTjy3XMLg8?si=lFxz40wVJ2B--5OO

[gray jetty]

what voltage it wants

[gray jetty]

what voltage does it say it takes

[rotund horizon]

Drifting looks sick

[bitter spruce]

240

[gray jetty]

nah it says it does both

[gray jetty]

you just need like a 5 dollar adapter

[gray jetty]

it does both voltages and hz

[bitter spruce]

from WALMART

[rotund horizon]

Tank drifting 1000× better tho

[bitter spruce]

or even a convenience store

[gray jetty]

maybe in an air port

haha

[reef rover]

Me when I had long hair

[bitter spruce]

yeah buy a ticket and go through security

[gray jetty]

real

[bitter spruce]

you go queen 💅

[gray jetty]

then just turn around and go home

[rotund horizon]

Not a real Panther,just a mockup https://youtu.be/pQxLrJPe9-4?si=xSnLI23OcJpx4qBR

[lament zealot]

GYA- I mean how handsome

[outer oxide]

Looking forward to it.
Im planing to organise smth like a Noon meeting when the cfaction channel gonna be openned.
Just to talk and stuff
And i hope you will be able to buy it of course

[reef rover]

Man, it genuinely went to a point where I think about transitioning 😂

[bitter spruce]

i can tell

[reef rover]

It’s not even funny 😭

[gray jetty]

you be like my bro or idk guess hes not my bro anymore

[reef rover]

But I’d probably be ridiculed for being trans by my family idk

[reef rover]

He transitioned?

[gray jetty]

idk why your asking strangers online to tell you how to live your life

[reef rover]

Not asking people how to live my life, but rather just asking about my looks 😭

[lament zealot]

What the hell r u guys talkin about

[reef rover]

Me being called a woman

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-react-cillian-murphy-staring-annoyed-gif-7363766696978526579

I’m just out here unboxing my shit rn
Box out, just unboxing it

[reef rover]

Whatcha unboxing?

[gray jetty]

grow a stache

Then you can’t be mistaken for one

[lament zealot]

STALKER 2 BABYYYYY

[outer oxide]

Niiiiiice

[reef rover]

I literally have facial hair

[reef rover]

Hell yeahh

[oak kayak]

Holy

[reef rover]

Jesus

[bitter spruce]

how's the box

[bitter spruce]

pigeons

[reef rover]

https://tenor.com/view/full-metal-jacket-holy-jesus-what-is-that-meme-funny-gif-15283730

[lament zealot]

Quite a bit bigger than I thought it would be

[bitter spruce]

so a whitename just joined and is spamming some weird ass documents

[bitter spruce]

near

[lament zealot]

Cover (left) box (middle) one of the layers (right)

[bitter spruce]

i got collectors

but it hasn't shipped

[shrewd flare]

“Just joined”

[hexed blaze]

Sick

[lament zealot]

Second batch? I purchased mine over 2 years ago

[shrewd flare]

My humble apologies for posting about UFOs in the UFO chat

[reef rover]

I missed the chance to buy the physical copy

[bitter spruce]

oh

nevermind

[bitter spruce]

is final boss bundle sold out?

[reef rover]

🤷‍♀️

[bitter spruce]

check?

[feral frost]

Check out what i bought

[reef rover]

Yeah

[reef rover]

Sheeesh

[bitter spruce]

pobal 2

[shrewd flare]

https://www.defense.gov/News/Releases/Release/Article/3964824/department-of-defense-releases-the-annual-report-on-unidentified-anomalous-phen/

[bitter spruce]

cool.

so anyways

[feral frost]

Worst thing now Will be try to run it on My phone

[shrewd flare]

https://www.youtube.com/live/MFgXUXeGh6g?si=UdrIvI5zZLw-VXoV

[reef rover]

Nah man, run it on a game boy

[halcyon root]

What YouTube video do I need to listen to so I can understand the lore of stalker?

[reef rover]

https://youtu.be/LQYZ7z7ZFDo?si=hCaWaV07C8abKsx3

[halcyon root]

Thank you

[bitter spruce]

play thr games

[lament zealot]

Bad news Skifbros… Skif has NO ass

[hexed blaze]

Sculpt one yourself

[lament zealot]

I’m not tainting my Skif figure like this, but if I had a spare…

[hexed blaze]

Caked up skif isn't real...
Yet

[peak jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sitting-beer-gif-22257589

[sweet stone]

I like whenever the government doesn't want to deal with actual issues they just say aliens are real

they did it last year and they're doing it again

[gray jetty]

Now I regret canceling my Amazon de order

[lament zealot]

The fire starter, of all things?

[gray jetty]

I cancelled it cus it was for the Xbox version

[tardy aurora]

My honest reaction to people who haven’t talked in years or just joined winning the giveaway

[gray jetty]

But if I waited a bit I could gotten pc

Pc did come back in stock a few times but oh well

[shrewd flare]

Your eyes are open but you can’t see

[sacred idol]

Unrelated but I just love this video

[sweet stone]

yeah yeah it's fake who cares

[marble heron]

I just don't talk that much

[sweet stone]

honestly, some people

[tardy aurora]

Real. Nifty cooked with it.

[shrewd flare]

Completely unaware that the stalker series is directly inspired by UFOs

[sacred idol]

Real

[sweet stone]

blah blah blah

[shrewd flare]

Hasn’t read roadside picnic

[sweet stone]

I did, it doesn't have UFOs beyond the first chapter

the entire point of it is that they were barely involved

[shrewd flare]

Definitely hasn’t read roadside picnic

Definitely didn’t understand it either damn

[sweet stone]

you saw one video essay

it's in the title

[shrewd flare]

I don’t watch video essays

[hexed blaze]

I love roadside picnic especially the part where they have a picnic by the roadside

[sweet stone]

so true

[sacred idol]

There is no picnic, is there?

[hexed blaze]

[sacred idol]

[shrewd flare]

UFOs

Gold sphere was right

[fluid rain]

The mcguffin in the book is literally a Golden spehere

[twin cairn]

I am John goldsphere

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2spy-no-mother-team-fortress2-gif-22434453

[twin cairn]

Jessica goldsphere Ong

[gray jetty]

Holy shit

[fallen elm]

if it flies, it spies

[neon vale]

thats pigeons

put some respect on his name

hes been doing this for a long time

[thin temple]

[shrewd flare]

https://www.congress.gov/117/meeting/house/114761/documents/HHRG-117-IG05-20220517-SD001.pdf

[lament zealot]

GG bro

[whole sable]

98,000 people

So close to a 100 k people

[sacred idol]

Me teaching suzz how to pick up the huzz

[foggy mortar]

is this from the physical packs?

[lament zealot]

Yeah

[fluid rain]

what if it's not skif

[lament zealot]

🤔

[fluid rain]

They just said it's a figurine right, not that it's a Skif figurine

It could just be John Stalker 2

[whole sable]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-everynyan-azu-manga-daioh-chiyo-chichi-gif-5687258741453617052

Oh I just released why it was Chiyo and the cat. I forgot that Osaka thinks the cat was Chiyo's dad.

[little latch]

Not that I've got more than a snowball's chance in hell. But if anyone decides to sell their lamp from the ultimate edition. I'll pay a good price for it

[whole sable]

https://tenor.com/view/we're-not-done-do-dm-me-do-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-7740471008905261779

[lament zealot]

to those who keep posting their pc specs and asking if it'll run stalker 2:

[twin cairn]

folks shouldnt be worried if a series S can run stalker 2 then any modern pc should be able to

[candid sage]

Just preordered and I can't wait 🥲

[keen current]

Hey if I preorder will I still get the gift set of my choice?

[fallen elm]

try and find out.

[keen current]

Alrighty

[fallen elm]

How'd a 15 year old get laid off.

[velvet ferry]

US where i can buy physical version???? Everywhere is sold out

[fallen elm]

Too late mate.

I mean, probably too late, could probably get one from a Scalper on eBay or something.

[velvet ferry]

I know )

eBay it just speculators

[gray jetty]

Only 3x the original price

A real bargain

[hazy marsh]

yeah didnt they say on november 18th they were going to close Physical Pre-orders? or was that my imagination. also I love what happens when you click the preorder now button on the site

[void kelp]

It is

That's like saying the AK-12 model from 2012 isnt the same as the mass production AK-12 being fielded in Ukraine.

You're technically right but that's just awefully pedantic

[deft raft]

I'm bored I might instal op 2.2, but I got no idea how to

anyone got a tutorial to do so?

[bitter plume]

Anyone buying off of GreenManGaming.com?

The reason I am asking is because the one on top is the Ultimate Edition on GMG and the bottom one is on the Website.. Why are they so different if they are bot Ulti??

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/majoras-mask-majora-zelda-final-day-gif-26658556

[whole sable]

There should be instructions in here
https://op-2.fandom.com/wiki/Installation_and_links

If you need help with OP, asking the guys at the C-Con server in the OP channel might help

[fallen elm]

Hey guys welcome back to the channel hope you're having a good day, today we are playin Stalker 2! Heart of Chernobyl a new game that just came out made by devoloper GSC. If you haven't already please hit that subscribe button give the video a thumbs up and hit the bell icon to never miss a video, we put out videos twice a week so you'll always have something to look forward to. Anyways back to the game!

Is what I would say if Iwas a cringey youtuber.

[fallen elm]

That boss is HIGHLY annoying.

[stray osprey]

New favorite addition to my rock collection

[sonic aurora]

Your bladder stones?

[stray osprey]

It's just unusual to the common jade stone I always get. This one I don't know the name of though.

[sonic aurora]

Take a flashlight... let see if it green on the inside

[whole sable]

SMH. Can't believe the dis info. 😤They DO exist. (This is a joke )

[fallen elm]

They do exist fo sho, not that it would do anything as long as both sides are equal

[hazy marsh]

https://i.imgur.io/F66CNkx.mp4

[stray osprey]

Nah, there will be no green here

Apparently it's howlite, named after a Canadian chemist. Composed of calcium borosilicate hydroxide.

[stray osprey]

Never seen a store that knows that thing is a death sentence

I still see them around here

But I guess only dangerous to the average joe

[idle wadi]

[cold wren]

anyone know if the xbox microsoft store version of stalker can be played on both pc and xbox? i’ve done it in the past with other games. just wondering if you can with stalker

[zinc wadi]

Im sitting at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere

IS COLD

[zinc wadi]

Should work

[void kelp]

@ebon copper

[zinc wadi]

Freezimg

[fluid rain]

what kind of artifacts are these

[zinc wadi]

Tasty ones

[stray osprey]

the ones in the image, left to right: sodalite, howlite, aventurine, lepidolite (it's supposed to be a lot deeper purple usually), and red jasper.

Sometimes I get confused aventurine with jade because color looks very similar, but looking closely there's some difference.

[modern fiber]

[fallen elm]

https://tenor.com/view/water-fall-water-running-waves-gif-11347557959610060872

[icy pebble]

Well that's one heck of a conversation to walk in on...

[fallen elm]

https://tenor.com/view/fizzer1k-5597-3689-move-along-nothing-to-seehere-gif-12353147

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334323

[icy pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/randy-orton-surprised-scared-afraid-wrestling-gif-26482842

[shy narwhal]

What

[shy narwhal]

It's the same version, although idk how you can play it on PC, you can use a keyboard and a mouse with the XBOX though

[hot plank]

Hello everyone, what is the difference between the standard edition of the game and ultimate?

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[shy narwhal]

#🖤┃s2-pre-order

[shy narwhal]

@wild mulch medical brainrot

No politics

[lavish nymph]

my bad @cold pike told me to post it xd

[last karma]

Did anyone order the Ultimate Edition for PC/Xbox in Germany through Amazon? Has your package arrived, or has its status changed since the order?

[cold pike]

I think I asked him to see it. That was a dm from a person I muted.

Let him do it again and then we can delete it.

[lavish nymph]

i dmd you

[shy narwhal]

Ah ok

[last karma]

I'm worried that Amazon might cancel my pre-order. It says it will be delivered tomorrow, but the status of the package hasn't changed since the pre-order.

[glad sigil]

yeah because nothing has changed since the pre order aka the game did not release yet

[shy narwhal]

I think it's because of the email they are going to send you

[cold pike]

Good job. It was garbage.

[lavish nymph]

💀

[last karma]

what email?

[zinc raven]

Lmao

[cold pike]

If you live close to an Amazon fulfillment location, they typically don't ship until the last minute.

[last karma]

As far as I know, I don't live close to an Amazon warehouse.

[cold pike]

'Got it. Yeah that was pretty lame. He wants to argue with you but demands you do all the research and effort.

[lavish nymph]

he's a bozo, not worth responding to, idek why he went to my dms in the first place 😭

[cold pike]

Most likely he sent DMs to everyone he was arguing or insulting, since I muted him for one day.

[lavish nymph]

shouldve been a ban tbh

[zinc raven]

Does anyone know which time zone will be for stalker 2 relase?

[lavish nymph]

yes

[zinc raven]

6 pm good

[teal oracle]

real

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[rotund horizon]

Omg
Cat

[rotund horizon]

Omg
Cat

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[stray osprey]

cat

[rotund horizon]

Fog

[obsidian lava]

Did you order those drawings from OLX?

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[stray osprey]

@wild mulch

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

Beat 1000 "Omg Cat" milestone before S2 release
Pretty sure its at least 1070 already

[thorn cove]

12 hours....

[lavish nymph]

Ca

[wild mulch]

Dont know what youre talking about

[lapis kernel]

Curious if anyone did receive already his steam code from finalbossbundle.com pre order of Stalker 2? Confusing that they wrote "The codes will be sent via email between 11/10/24 and 11/20/24. We do not have a precise date when your code will be sent out. "...

[tender sphinx]

I would update it if i were you

We alr have a official release time my guy

[rotund horizon]

Chymo,The Renegade Cat legend of the zone

Maybe one day I'll become the Legend of STOC

And be the ultimate STOC member

[rotund horizon]

Omg
Cat

[velvet gate]

@short thorn

[rare remnant]

When 2 comes out I will mod estrogen into it

[stray osprey]

[wild mulch]

Maybe
You will have to kotsmaxx more tho

[pearl spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-boat-gif-13907665422533916072

[cold pike]

@wild mulch

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[cold pike]

This is one of my 3 most favorite cat memes.

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

Gotta go

[pearl spear]

https://tenor.com/view/laser-cat-laser-eyes-cucumber-cat-cute-gif-17760542

[cold pike]

Me too. bedtime.

[pearl spear]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-cat-cats-cute-funny-gif-16481465

https://tenor.com/view/roguecompany-rogue-company-gay-bike-gif-20377386

[scarlet crest]

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[deep compass]

@obsidian schooner gonna be the most painful 20-30 minutes ever to wait for stalker 2 to install

[thorn cove]

Who made this is a old Zoomer who watched those MLG videos

MOM GET THE CAMERA

[mighty pawn]

I saw this is back

[tender sphinx]

YEEESSS
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS
FINALLY, SOMEONE WITH COMMON SENSE (even if its Kim)

[crystal lagoon]

@wild mulch who is keeping count of your "omg cat" counter

[obsidian schooner]

More like 2-4 hours

[crystal lagoon]

you guys are talking in hours!?

[wraith jewel]

What's the actual total of the game?
I've been hearing 160, then the xbox kid with his early copy said there was a 16 gig patch

[simple sage]

dumb_fuck2.0 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[fair beacon]

no way my computer dies literal hours before stalker 2 releases

[reef rover]

Xd

[fair beacon]

I’m gonna crash out

[tender sphinx]

Dude whats happening

[obsidian schooner]

I've heard something about a 150gb patch

[crystal lagoon]

pretty sure they didnt gice out early copies

[obsidian schooner]

But it probably replaces most files

[simple sage]

ashwilliams10995 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[fair beacon]

no idea

[tender sphinx]

Any clues on the problems?

[crystal lagoon]

backshots

[fair beacon]

nope

[wraith jewel]

I think you know what I said.

[tender sphinx]

Soooooo...... there is no problems?

[fair beacon]

i dunno what is wrong

it just died

[tender sphinx]

Oh

[wraith jewel]

So, anywhere from 160 gigs, to 310.

[fair beacon]

A small price to pay

[obsidian schooner]

💀

[wraith jewel]

Well, good thing the rain is keeping until thursday and I bought a new 2 tb nvme

[tender sphinx]

Hold on, check power connector to the PSU

[fair beacon]

I lowkey have no idea what that means

[tender sphinx]

The thingy that plugs into the computer to give it power

Make sure it didnt get loose

[wraith jewel]

Also make sure switch is on, and the volt switch is set correctly.

[tender sphinx]

Unless you have a laptop

[fair beacon]

i don’t wanna move my whole desk around 10:40 pm

[obsidian schooner]

For how much?

[wraith jewel]

10:40 PM? What you talking about, it's 5:40 AM

[tender sphinx]

Its 12:37 for me, time zones exist

[fair beacon]

okay mr american

[obsidian schooner]

Germany?

[tender sphinx]

Nie, but close

[obsidian schooner]

Dobrý den, pane čech

[tender sphinx]

... aż ten niemiec kurde
Cmon its your countries favourite history punching bag

[fair beacon]

yeah okay power cord is kaput

[tender sphinx]

CMON (unless you are not german)

[wraith jewel]

A little correction, it wasn't an nvme it was an 870 evo 2.5" drive. Got it on sale for $169 oilbux

[tender sphinx]

Yeah guessed so

[obsidian schooner]

Polish

[tender sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[obsidian schooner]

I am not really German, I am a Ukrainian born in Kyrgyzstan living in Germany xd

[queen belfry]

#event_discussion_general message
@potent trout i found it in steam community tab for stalker cop, i dont know the artist but im pretty sure you can find it there since it gets reposted a lot

[tender sphinx]

Damn dude hit random on character creation huh?

[obsidian schooner]

Not bad, I think I'll consider bying sometime in the future

[obsidian schooner]

Ahahah

[queen belfry]

Or you can wait for me to come back home in 2 days and i can dm it to you

[rotund horizon]

I'm alredy Touhoumaxxing and Transformersmaxxing,maybe kotmaxxing won't be bad

[wraith jewel]

And in good time radmaxxing

[reef rover]

Fr, now just imagine a Bulgarian Turk from Romania. That’s mind blowing

[rotund horizon]

Me in CS rn

[wraith jewel]

Setting the vibe in anticipation.

[potent trout]

thnx!

[potent trout]

where is the bolt tho

[wraith jewel]

ahhh

[rotund horizon]

The Great Swamps is a terrible place for knife only

Wide open area and very little cover

Not to mention CS bleeding system

The new stabbing attack sucks ngl

It was alredy good in SoC,why did GSC have to change It

[tender sphinx]

Poland, September 1st, western border

[wraith jewel]

Then the winged hussars arrived

[tender sphinx]

Man what are these dudes in Media Market smoking

[wraith jewel]

krokodil?

[tender sphinx]

It did not go well G, the hussars worked in the 1700 and 1800s

But what id a hussar going to do against a pazner

[tender sphinx]

Its a PC case

[outer oxide]

Damn, now i know at what city you live

[tender sphinx]

Nah

[wraith jewel]

that was the answer to what they smoked

[tender sphinx]

You dont
That aint where i live

[outer oxide]

Krakòw?

[tender sphinx]

Yeah i know its kraków

[outer oxide]

Oh, damn
Well, i tried

[main roost]

On steam forums people are like "Guys will I be able to run S2... heres my setup..."

[wraith jewel]

Found bolt

[outer oxide]

Just thought to invite you for zapiekanka

[tender sphinx]

Anyway

Huh, forgot this was in my saved

[wraith jewel]

just update your drivers man, should be good to go.

[tender sphinx]

Like a proper polish gentelman

Nawwww no way this is real, this has to be photoshopped

[runic glacier]

kopiko !!

[outer oxide]

Thats the way

[wraith jewel]

kopiko!

[runic glacier]

based candy

[wraith jewel]

It's good, also like scho-ka-kola, need to order more from varusteleka

[tender sphinx]

Never a fan of coffe or coffe related producta

[outer oxide]

Dunno, coffee is alright

[tender sphinx]

Oh my god my grandpa had one of those

[wraith jewel]

it has a kind of toffee flavor with a bit of coffee, isn't too bad.

[wraith jewel]

yeah same, had it from his electrician job.

[tender sphinx]

The diffrence is
"You clearly dont own an air fryer"
And the other is
"You clearly dont have a active home security system"

Also, side note, i did NOT KNOW you can run arma 3 in stable 60fps while doing CAS

[tender sphinx]

That 6 X S-8KO on the frogfoot goes hard

But only WSAD controls in a plane really hurt your accuracy with strafing runs

And remember kids

https://tenor.com/view/propaganda-garfield-not-immune-to-propaganda-gif-12276191

[crystal lagoon]

@tender sphinx you've posted a bit to much propaganda ima have to balance it out a little:

[void kelp]

sata andagii

[crystal lagoon]

only made up word is democracy

[tender sphinx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089987245349552139/1167213864623013978/caption.gif

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841075298195472434/1285455239557808211/attachment-3.gif

[twin cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272600624533471363/1272966931393020027/speech.gif

[whole sable]

= 👎

[sacred idol]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-look-at-that-soldier-game-play-gif-16841286

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266969153709805588/1305762550918549534/watermark.gif

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/smh-kanyewest-gif-263443932035511859

[wraith jewel]

Papi Wolf is disappointed with me.

[simple sage]

ul.t7 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[sacred idol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1307751761716580443/lv_0_20241001214630.gif

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

One wise Kotsmaxxer once said:
"Každý musí kotsmaxxovat..
A kdo tvrdí opak, rozbiju mu rypák"

[wild mulch]

Nobody, Discord search stops counting after one thousand messages

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

@thorn cove why react?

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[wild mulch]

Not surprised Gakster said this

[rugged nymph]

9 hours.

[candid cloud]

More.

[fickle vector]

I like the dorm at customs

And Reshala with his gang

[wild mulch]

Omg
Cat

[sacred idol]

"I wish for 3 trillion beers"

[wild mulch]

[whole sable]

Did you get beaded?

[main roost]

Google search throwing curveballs...

[sacred idol]

The people want another duke nukem

[main roost]

no

Forever killed it

[sacred idol]

Forever kinda did kill it

[main roost]

I say that as someone that played DN3D 100s of hours in the 90s and even made levels for it. We don't need another tarnishing of the good old days.

[rotund horizon]

Onaj koje to rekao je veoma mudar

[sacred idol]

I feel like this

[rotund horizon]

I personally belive my suggestion in #📜┃s2_suggestions was good

Ever since I did the knife-only challenge in SoC I've started to appreciate knives as a whole

Such a cool weapon that humans have invented

[sacred idol]

Knife

Gun

Knifegun

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-t-pose-my-reaction-to-that-information-metal-gear-solid3-metal-gear-gif-26023057

[tender sphinx]

Put him on the KSI song treatment

[rotund horizon]

Those things suck

[sacred idol]

What are you referring to

[rotund horizon]

It tried to be 3 things at once:
-gun
-knife
-brass-knuckles

[sacred idol]

A knife and a gun or the knife that was a gun developed for the soviets

[cunning mason]

I know how end Stlaker 2

[sacred idol]

Spetsnaz knife that is a gun

[cunning mason]

do you what to know how?

[rotund horizon]

Apache revolver

[sacred idol]

The final fantasy gun

[fluid rain]

John Stalker 2 is killed by Sephiroth right?

[sacred idol]

Yes I know what you are talking about now

[tender sphinx]

We meet with a duty and freedom soldier, saying that maybe the heart of chornobyl is the friends we made along the way

[rotund horizon]

This thing that failed

[wild mulch]

Beaten*

[sacred idol]

no wonder

[cunning mason]

SPOILER ALERT!!!!

[tender sphinx]

Search up the Smith and Methson

[cunning mason]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-parksandrecreation-ronswanson-gif-4726438

[tender sphinx]

Behold, the Smith and Methson

It even has a tactical flash light for low light enviroments

[tender sphinx]

Yup, it did be like that

[whole jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982389912496119819/1308416466499928074/attachment.gif

[thorn cove]

That's true

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

me during stalker 2

[rotund horizon]

It couldn't be a gun cuz of the barrel
It couldn't be a knife cuz It's tiny and fragile
It couldn't be a brass-knuckle
cuz the mechanism would break

[patent cape]

chat canm this run stalker

[cold wren]

no gpu?

probably not since you don’t have a gpu according to your specs specs. and that ram? going to be rough af. if it’s even able to play it

[thorn cove]

That PC is gonna cook

[sacred idol]

Stop it stop it he's already dead

[patent cape]

it could run cyberpunk at max graphics it'll probably be fine.

[rotund horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1mZ0PiuQYNk?si=AVTZM2vvZa9DmaSC

Interesting

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-knife-threat-touhou-sakuya-gif-21074652

[minor igloo]

Are there any early download on steam?