💬┃en_offtop

[blazing crater]

Indeed, you pay Nitro = your little money goes to Tencent.

[rich blade]

NOT THE BEES! CCP

[blazing crater]

Just like other games owned by Tencent.

[rich blade]

I heard that hoyo, the mothernervers who made Genshin and allat helped fund a nuclear reactor in China...

[blazing crater]

Well damn. Back when Warframe was about to be sold to Tencent, I has no choice but deleting my account after giving away all of my items to a clan/guild. XD

[rich blade]

@dim perch ABANDON SHIP, NERVLAND HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE CCP

[blazing crater]

In December 2020, Leyou was acquired by Tencent, which included Digital Extremes. So yeah.

(Digital Extremes is the creator of Warframe)

[rich blade]

Honestly
I don't think we can escape the CCP now
It's an invasion of the digital world

[dim perch]

I got contacts in it, chill

[thorn cove]

[dim perch]

I'll just tell em to delete everything they have or I post what I have on them

[thorn cove]

how you got bruh

[blazing crater]

Relax, we can boycott the CCP by not giving them money.

[thorn cove]

Just don't use anything and going to outside, that the freedom we have.

[blazing crater]

Minecraft Oof! Glad that I quit it too.

[rich blade]

Heya pluto

[rotund horizon]

Sup Nerv the I of Nerlandia

[rich blade]

Man I love minecraft
Too bad it's owned by tencent

[blazing crater]

Aye. 🥲

[rich blade]

WAIT
GUYS
I HAVE A THEORY

[thorn cove]

After I watched this guy's Youtube, I wanted to jump off from window after his talking for 10 hours

[crisp sinew]

I'm not wasting almost an hour of my life for that video

[whole sable]

I use a cracked version of Spotify

[blazing crater]

There is an alternative of Minecraft called Hytale but it had been so quiet for months or years. 🤔

[whole sable]

But i do have reddit

[thorn cove]

yes

[whole sable]

And cod mobile

[normal escarp]

Can't wait to open minecraft and see anime girl cosmetics and weapon skins

[rich blade]

Tencent is with Microsoft and the world economic Forum
So when their great reset comes and the new world order arrives
The CCP will start their invasion and them and the elites will own our LIVES

[thorn cove]

Based Bulgarian

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-soc-kruglov-ecologist-scientist-gif-24489592

[whole sable]

That reminds me to uninstall it because I don't use it much anymore

[rich blade]

...at least they don't have anything to do with gaijin

[rich blade]

I love war thunder

[thorn cove]

Isn't CoD Mobile has different story?

[rich blade]

idk
I never played it

[thorn cove]

I've looked into it by videos and bruh, they wilding

[normal escarp]

Full of transactions

[rich blade]

Is it like a siege ahh story?

[normal escarp]

Fancy skins EVERYWHERE

[crisp sinew]

NAME

[crisp sinew]

We love to Zhakev Airport

[normal escarp]

And PUBGM was made by tencent themselves so figure it out

[rich blade]

Worse than the current microtransactions on CoD?

[whole sable]

Said no one

[sweet stone]

mobile game

[rich blade]

I have a love-hate relationship with WT

[normal escarp]

It dosent have any story

[normal escarp]

Do not ever mention that game ever again.

[urban coral]

Agreed

[thorn cove]

[blazing crater]

Same for a wokeism game funded by gov.

[normal escarp]

Who says I can't 🚿 in offtop?

[thorn cove]

We can

🚿

[normal escarp]

Finally some form of freedom speech

[rich blade]

With all due respect Pluto
please
No Tcoall stuff
There's a reason there's a coal in tcoall

[urban coral]

Plutonium hasn't earned that title for nothing

[normal escarp]

No

[thorn cove]

Only American I Can Respect

[rich blade]

Dustborn?

[blazing crater]

(nods)

But also other one.

[thorn cove]

I don't wanna talk about the into song.... They need Jesus.

[urban coral]

A game built around bullying and excluding innocent people? Sounds like a great idea

[thorn cove]

Just like irl American Leftists do

[blazing crater]

Sounds like devs tried to brainwash the gamers they hate. lol

[rich blade]

Honestly no wonder SM2 has decimated the stores
And how stalker 2 will

[urban coral]

It's basically a game that's made too accurate for the target audience yet wasn't self-aware enough to see what all of that implied

[rich blade]

Games don't need to be overtly political

[sweet stone]

games should be political

[urban coral]

I mean, that's what their belief system is all about, no?

[normal escarp]

Don't you love it when a developer team full of "rainbow" people make terrible reboots of good games and fill it with twinks as mcs and ruin the entire lore and plot

[sweet stone]

get me those messages from the creator

[blazing crater]

"This is for Modern audieces. If you don't like it, I'll sue you!"

[normal escarp]

Btw they hate their customers)

[sweet stone]

if you say nothing the game is worth nothing 90% of the time

[urban coral]

Anyways, funky topic, let's return to something like how based Space Marine 2 is or how much y'all are interested in HoC

[normal escarp]

HoC is a scam!1!1!1

[rich blade]

Fair enough
I don't wanna talk about some woke mess

[blazing crater]

No one knows how DEI/woke are allowed to infiltrate different studios to turn their games into worse.

[thorn cove]

I WANNA TALK ABOUT OLD GAMESSSSSSS

[urban coral]

Ayo based

[sweet stone]

isn't space marine 2 a mostly multiplayer game?

[rich blade]

Halo infinite got ruined by woke knobs with no experience

[urban coral]

Sure, what about... Fallout? Or perhaps Command & Conquer, my beloved?

[sweet stone]

FALLOUT HELL YEAH

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/kane-tiberium-gif-22119534

[urban coral]

Nope, but it can be played co-op

[thorn cove]

Ah yes Fallout. My beloved.

[normal escarp]

Everything is ruined by woke knobs and modernism

[thorn cove]

Not Todd's Verison tho

[sweet stone]

love me some fallout 4/3/NV/76/2/TACTICS

[rotund horizon]

True.Respect must be earned not given

[normal escarp]

Fallout is literally American S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

[blazing crater]

How good customization is in that game? Not too limited?

[bitter spruce]

shut UP

[rich blade]

Guys... can we kill this mothernerver?

[crisp sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1135119823018410074/1264252450844446800/togif.gif

[thorn cove]

I'll remind you that Bulgarian Makarov exists

[urban coral]

You've got plenty of sets to customize your Astartes, but it is kinda limited for now. They're working on implementing more, including Chapter-specific customizations

[normal escarp]

I'll kill them.

[crisp sinew]

NAME

[normal escarp]

I remind you earthquakes are a thing.

[crisp sinew]

OG our beloved

[thorn cove]

I'm not scared

[normal escarp]

Sure

[blazing crater]

Well damn, pretty sure mods will push it it through the limitations. >:D

[urban coral]

Next set of cosmetics they're going to release is for the Dark Angels

[thorn cove]

Oh he is the daddy

[sweet stone]

wish fallout 1 wasn't just worse than 2 so I'd have a reason to like it but most of them are good after 2

[urban coral]

So that's obviously going to be awesome

[sweet stone]

tactics is also surprisingly great

[normal escarp]

He dies.

[urban coral]

Tactics lore/worldbuilding is PEAK

[crisp sinew]

Vladimer Makarov 2009 is so daddy

[thorn cove]

He lives on our hearts

[rich blade]

I haven't got SM2 yet, is there any raven guard stuff yet?

[normal escarp]

Yeah but he's dead

[thorn cove]

[urban coral]

Not yet, but you can definitely give your Astartes the colors of the Raven Guard

[blazing crater]

Unsure if it's possible to import a custom image on Astarte's pauldron like in DoW.

[sweet stone]

I really vibe with the intro a lot

[urban coral]

https://youtu.be/BgCuOwa8ww8?t=351

[sweet stone]

mostly wish I wasn't so garbage at it

[sweet stone]

it's not as raw as fallout 1/2 combat but it can be iffy

[thorn cove]

American Texan daddy in coming

[rich blade]

I generally can't wait to get space marine 2

[urban coral]

I wouldn't be surprised if they add Beakie helmets later on

[normal escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/on-our-way-soap-mactavish-simon-ghost-riley-call-of-duty-modern-warfare2-coming-your-way-gif-26914191

[runic glacier]

Tukarev

[urban coral]

I do think that, when it comes to Chapters, there genuinely are three classes that fits with each option

[runic glacier]

Skeleton and Shampoo

[rich blade]

Idk but Bulgarian makarov looks like chud kinda

[urban coral]

So, for example, I'd say that a "full Dark Angels party" would look something like a Tactical, Bulwark and a Heavy, all using Plasma weaponry

[thorn cove]

Like Ben Shapiro?

[urban coral]

For a full Raven Guard party, I'd say Assault, Vanguard and Sniper

[candid cloud]

I hope I don't need to translate that in English :]

[urban coral]

You must so I can moderate yo ass

[thorn cove]

[thorn cove]

[runic glacier]

Based Diamond Dogs

[whole sable]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/877523338833068072.png?size=160

[blazing crater]

For some reasons why I avoid SM2 because it was developed by Saber Interactive, a studio from a ||terrorist state||. If you don't believe it, google and face the truth. xP

[runic glacier]

Uhh..

[thorn cove]

[urban coral]

Oh no, not Florida!

[sweet stone]

I didn't know gearbox made SM2

[rich blade]

What would that pepsiman be then?
Like the penis dude from postal?

[runic glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-gangnam-style-puppet-gif-6072627091288167460

[candid cloud]

Ofc.

[sweet stone]

what was the last good thing gearbox was involved in besides borderlands 2

[thorn cove]

bruh lmao

[urban coral]

Arguably TPS, but even then, opinions are divided

[runic glacier]

Uhh.. Op4 and Blue Shift?

[rich blade]

There's some mobile game I like called homeland
A space MMO

[sweet stone]

TPS was alright but I honestly can remember very little about it besides a playthrough I did like a year ago

[blazing crater]

https://en.ain.ua/2024/09/09/warhammer-40000-space-marine-2-is-released-now-its-a-russian-game-made-by-saber-interactive/

[sweet stone]

blue shift came out after 2012?

[rich blade]

Should I kill this ""thing""?

[sweet stone]

also expansions, not real games tbh

[runic glacier]

Dlc especially

[thorn cove]

But hundered years ago... They made game more completed than DLC

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/dew-it-galactic-republic-palpatine-gif-21847982

[urban coral]

I didn't know that was Florida

[sweet stone]

again, what was the last consistently good thing they were involved with after 2012

[whole sable]

Always knew that Floridians were evil

[thorn cove]

Everything started with... Bethesda...

That Horse Armor

[thorn cove]

Ohio worst mate

[sweet stone]

Bethesda publishes a lot of good games but has made like maybe 5 good ones at most

[runic glacier]

Snek

[blazing crater]

These are expansions for Half Life, not "full game" 😅

[thorn cove]

Starfield is a copy-cat of NMS and flop so hard bruh

[sweet stone]

fallout 3, fallout 4, and Skyrim

[runic glacier]

Stiff Snake

[sweet stone]

I dunno how 76 is doing right now

[blazing crater]

It's headquarters is in Florida but many of devs/employees works in rus.

[urban coral]

Fallout 3, my beloved

[thorn cove]

I was kind of first beta testers

[runic glacier]

Hell

[blazing crater]

76 sucks, move on.

[thorn cove]

it was worse but when be good once and gone worse again

[urban coral]

Just the usual. Nobody really cares but those who do enjoy it. It's a bit of a cult

[sweet stone]

based

[runic glacier]

Goddamn todd always convice us to play it.

[urban coral]

Wonder how many other games we play had the same but we simply don't know about it

[sweet stone]

I still have a disk from pre-ordering somewhere so I might try it again

[urban coral]

I've got F76 as well

Like, conceptually speaking, it's not bad

In fact, it improved some of F4's mechanics and textures

But it's an MMO and a bad one at that

[runic glacier]

Aslong someone didnt hijack your pc

[sweet stone]

even as a fo4 fan, I can't imagine it's particularly hard to improve on certain features

I remember the camp system being cool

[blazing crater]

That's why we need Steam group that warns us about games developed by rus. XD
There are two groups but in Ukrainian.

[sweet stone]

also vats is kinda neat

[urban coral]

I heard that you can actually just turn V.A.T.S. into slow motion

Which is pretty cool

No mods required

[sweet stone]

wonder how that works

[rich blade]

Imagine needing VATS

This was made by deadeye gang

[crisp sinew]

Yuri model is best

[sweet stone]

vats is fun in 3

mostly because the game is actually kinda built around it

[urban coral]

I believe it's as simple as holding the VATS button

[sweet stone]

better than the classics where combat can feel painful in larger groups

[sweet stone]

does it just slow the animation?

[urban coral]

Yep, basically bullet time

[sweet stone]

neat I guess

[void kelp]

I am brainwashed

I love coc though

[crisp sinew]

hi brainwashed would you like to accept my ring aritfact

[void kelp]

Sure

[blazing crater]

CoC > Anomaly. Change my mind. ☕

[crisp sinew]

NAME

💍 here

[thorn cove]

Todd Howard rn

[sweet stone]

I don't know why people enjoy 1, it's both worse than 2 and mostly empty

it's neat in what it started but there's no reason to go back to it

there're a couple neat characters but the actual gameplay is garbage whenever combat comes up

[thorn cove]

remind you

Finnish people are different breed to make games and software

more CRAZIER

[rich blade]

Don't forger my summer car

[sweet stone]

even the lore only needs a single playthrough to be well enough understood

[void kelp]

I honestly forgot what those do again

[void kelp]

I think they're only in anomaly stuff

[thorn cove]

DON'T SAY IT

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

[crisp sinew]

STRELOOOOOOOK

[thorn cove]

Strelok when he sees Wish Granter

[rich blade]

SoC ending if it was good:
I wish for... 500 cigarettes.

[whole sable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561139727638593566/1280614497597263913/image0.gif

[thorn cove]

Bro is speedrunning to get Lung Cancer

[rich blade]

Lung cancer is a myth made by the elites to keep us on our strings

[thorn cove]

aka black lung

[rich blade]

We NEED to smoke
We NEED to drink and drive

[thorn cove]

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/memento-mori-unus-annus-gif-19399232

[crisp sinew]

Mostly like when freedom sees strelok : most hottest man they ever saw

[rich blade]

You vill drink and drive...

[thorn cove]

I've become GAY

This is your FAULT

[rich blade]

https://youtu.be/GUHRvgXdbes?si=Ef79B7jTkhhVcotQ

Gotta admit top gear is peak

[thorn cove]

When British was funny

now it not

[rich blade]

I mean top gear is the same as most of the BBC now

[void kelp]

STALKERS

I HAVE NEWS

[thorn cove]

[rich blade]

I found my way into the zone
Nerv is canon in stalker, right?

[void kelp]

no

IM GONNA BE AN UNCLE

[blazing crater]

Based.

[rich blade]

Nice!

[thorn cove]

I never knew that Ruskkies tried to make bootleg stalker in 2012

oh wait THERE IS MORE

[crisp sinew]

FOAAAP .. NOASASSTT

[candid cloud]

Wait.

Huh.

[olive walrus]

does anyone have the video where bandits laugh at you?

[rich blade]

I believe I do

[thorn cove]

this one?

[olive walrus]

no, in this one they stare. I want the one where they laugh at you.

[olive walrus]

Thank you, bratan!

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/sips-tea-sip-gif-25933597

No prob~ ✨

[teal oracle]

Congratulations!

[teal oracle]

What does this mean

Why is man/woman gay

Sparrow no longer like Ben Shapiro from call of duty

[blazing crater]

Delusional. XD

[bitter spruce]

how i look at this dumbass chat

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218931479414046891/1260554212975317043/20221006_174036-1.gif

[ripe merlin]

Do not call cats that

[bitter spruce]

what

[blazing crater]

Pick one of three options below:
1️⃣ Pet this kitty.
2️⃣ Pet this kitty.
3️⃣ Pet this kitty.

[bitter spruce]

4 give him a hug

[rotund horizon]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apophenia

[rotund horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4bmrcZHi-0s?si=08HCdjPZZF64NSha

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1112926856635744297.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[neon vale]

This actually happened

[ripe merlin]

Where can I read it

[teal oracle]

Internet

[raw orchid]

hi mr Barack Penguan Obama @neon vale

[teal oracle]

https://sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=1
@ripe merlin here I think

[neon vale]

My fellow americans

Also welcome back matt

[raw orchid]

thanks bro, i got a free weekened and decided to spend some time with my homies

[urban coral]

@icy pebble
This is what I made
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D520441037/

[icy pebble]

That looks pretty dope

[urban coral]

Guess that knife'll have to be a spear, then

Or a bow, I assume

[icy pebble]

You could consider adding a bandana around his neck

[urban coral]

Did and I didn't think it fit him

Necklace seemed cooler

[icy pebble]

Fair

[urban coral]

So yeah, they specialize mostly in spears and bows, I assume?

[dim perch]

Honestly I might buy smthn from them. I can pretty much make myself just better looking which is cool

[icy pebble]

I bought the files for 2 models and had my brother print them. No complaints, awesome stuff

[urban coral]

I already did, I am literally a dwarf
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D517548160/

[dim perch]

How much does their stuff cost?

[icy pebble]

Dwarves with swords are underrated

[icy pebble]

Stuff can get a bit pricy

[dim perch]

Idk cause rn I'm thinking about either finishing off my stalker cosplays headgear or getting sm 2

[urban coral]

Wanted to go with a Dwarven Giant Killer, so I thought a gigantic sword would make the most sense, as that could cleave through a giant easier

[urban coral]

Actually pretty good, ngl

I'm surprised by the quality

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-warcraft-chad-repost-if-dwarf-chad-gif-21569293

[urban coral]

Damn

[raw orchid]

nooo, embed fail

[icy pebble]

Yeah resin printers are bloody insane

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[dim perch]

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/dwarf-warcraft-chad-repost-if-dwarf-chad-gif-21569293

[raw orchid]

[urban coral]

I hate Tenor

[icy pebble]

Real

[dim perch]

[icy pebble]

Looking forward to kvassmas this year?^^

[dim perch]

Hell yeah

[urban coral]

Now I have to disappoint Matt

Because I made a Wood Elf during his absence

[raw orchid]

it do be sad

[dim perch]

Honestly tho this kvass is more of a soft drink but hell it ain't the worst

[urban coral]

Wood Elf Barbarian
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D520251232/

[raw orchid]

soft drink of choice

[icy pebble]

Yesterday I made this one

[dim perch]

[icy pebble]

https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D521059712/

[urban coral]

Ah, I see how you did the helmet

Neat idea

[icy pebble]

Horns, horns everywhere

I also made something resembling a ghilisuit a while back

Same trick

[urban coral]

Iselron, my Scout. I wanted to go with a simple design with this one
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D516898553/

[urban coral]

My attempt on making an evil Ranger
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D517234676/

[icy pebble]

the very improvised ghilisuit:
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D520960606/

[raw orchid]

Peak

[rotund horizon]

Yay

Level 34 finally reached

16 more levels till Master

[sweet stone]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/27f80344d80b249badc5017b57af2036/f1a2a34d690a8b5f-83/s1280x1920/f9e5f680bc2810c75a3ed5e261aee49c0aee76a1.gif

[sweet stone]

certified banger

[rotund horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/500355143204864010.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[sweet stone]

2 years!!

[rotund horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/702724749884653598.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[void kelp]

Downloading it

[manic moss]

Someone do bingo fr fr

[neon vale]

whoever made this bingo chart doesnt know how to make one properly

[sweet stone]

yeah some of the connected ones are scuffed as hell

hates Vova Vist and loves Vova Vist

[neon vale]

putting "likes vova vist" next to "hates vova vist" completely eliminates someone ever making a bingo in the direction

[void kelp]

ive done it

what the hell does explorer or author's vision mean

[manic moss]

Got it of instagram

[void kelp]

doctor is a gooner?!?!

[whole sable]

NLC?

[void kelp]

Yeah Im trying HE because it was recommended to me

[void kelp]

The hardest thing about this is that the game keeps breaking

[simple sage]

lstrawb has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[void kelp]

I managed to break the entire game by binding the pause button I give up Im too tired to deal with that kind of stalker experience rn

the game crashes when I load in after I did that

[bronze steeple]

I love URANIUM💜

[crisp sinew]

I thought NLC7 will be goofy ahh ui..this is kinda quite interesting...

[neon vale]

kaiserreich is so detailed even goddamn estonia has a small novel about its lore

estonia doesnt even exist at game start

[rotund horizon]

Me and my boys:

[neon vale]

there are 8 custom achievements for the baltics alone and 1 for estonia specifically

[fringe spear]

i actually managed to manually rewrite the decor data for Ashes Afterglow (not a mappack-only one) with project brutality build for personal use. all of this just to make me able to ride a bike, make scripted sequences compatible, and fight ashes original enemies.

and run in LZDoom.....

can now glory kill that end bossfight properly without breakings script

where is nathan printer lol, i finally start to play modded ashes thanks to your recommendation

[rotund horizon]

Fuсking incredible

[runic glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTfU39vQaJA

[void kelp]

I would understand how it works by now but the game broke and I cant be bothered to fix it when I just wanted to see how hard getting to the garbage was

Atleast not until I get a new monitor I dont have that kind of stalker bug work around bullshittery motivation

Im just gonna continue finishing the default games on master then maybe gamma master then maybe finish NLC7 "Author's Vision"

[crisp sinew]

Gamma isn't hard

[void kelp]

Idrc Im just a gay femboy so I have to play it

So yk its just like a moth to a flame

[crisp sinew]

NAME

[fringe spear]

[vernal loom]

Face revela

[grizzled leaf]

Why do studio open their games for early access if they know they the bad review they get from the buggy gameplay will be stuck with it even after its full release?

[gray turret]

Kvass is coming along nicely.

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxGEVIvSFeY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11hGcmuccwk

[crisp sinew]

project zomboid if it was in 80s ??

[gray turret]

Saw a cover of this live recently, they were pretty good

[cold pike]

It's hard to find music that doesn't get blocked here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCY6flzgfA4

[languid hinge]

This version looks better

[languid hinge]

Okay that's just cursed

[cold pike]

All these music videos blocked by UMG. What the hell? ( Wolf gonna get me?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTYsElEGswc

[gray turret]

Stalker urbex loadout

[cold pike]

Get a hand crank radio and a hand crank flashlight.

[gray turret]

That would be cool, I will look at the thrift 👌

Or maybe a GI flashlight, like one of the stick ones

[cold pike]

I like the knapsack. Great choice.

[gray turret]

Thanks, got it for $25 including shipping from Coleman’s military surplus. Czech m85

Total loadout cost me around $100

Everything else I just got by asking around family and friends

The survival food/emergency supplies was from a fire readiness kit my dad gave me (we live in California)

And jackets were my grandpas

[cold pike]

You need a big knife.

[gray turret]

YES I DO

I have a little plinker already

Real weird one too, Mauser 1910 pocket

Kinda cool looking and rustic, goes great with this kit

[cold pike]

Need a canteen, a map of your area, more food items just in case. Stay away from Mount Shasta.

[gray turret]

Yes fr

Why mount shasta? Fires?

[cold pike]

People disappear. I watch a lot of videos of people vanishing hiking, climbing, that kind of stuff.

[gray turret]

Oh yeah

Missing 411

[cold pike]

Especially in National Parks.

[gray turret]

Yeah it’s real weird

I don’t live near there though thankfully

Little farther north

I’m in the Sierra Nevada foothills

[cold pike]

Check this video out. It's pretty eye-opening. Not crazy UFO stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgwHszA4l0

[gray turret]

Did you hear about the guy that was cut in half with his pants down?

REALLLLLY weird case

They found his torso 12 feet away

[cold pike]

Yes. He was hiking in an off-trail area, in winter. Most likely he walked on a snow covered creek area and fell through and broke his leg or legs. Then he died and froze. When winter was over I think a bear found him and ate the upper part, just leaving the pants and lower legs inside the jeans.

[gray turret]

Most likely, but what a weird and horrible thing to stumble across

I feel bad for those poor people, if that happened to me I would gtfo

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awLFCQUdvR4&t=15s

[gray turret]

Seen that one, good video

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teWDf2QqqyQ&t=1080s

[gray turret]

Will check this one out

[cold pike]

This guy is more grounded. I hate the videos where they blame aliens or creatures that doen't exist.

[gray turret]

Yeah it’s annoying

[cold pike]

That is Part 2 that goes into more investigation of that scenario.

[gray turret]

Oh nice

[cold pike]

There is so much to learn from these that apply to your bug-out bag.

[shy narwhal]

How was it?

You masochist

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8f-Qb-bwlU

[ripe merlin]

@short silo

[urban coral]

Bruh

[teal oracle]

Never cook again

[cold pike]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29dj6VA16Mk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnVVyfyFChE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMaVIAlJlnw

[ripe merlin]

You don't even know how to turn on the oven

[teal oracle]

Yes I do

[candid cloud]

And you know how to?

If yes, why don't you teach him then?

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823177071652110389/1283323981369311284/337360f72e9468782ad35b8ee58baef0.mov?ex=66e29418&is=66e14298&hm=b933a6cecd9c8387f398bb7a2fb2c9b9014ec155b43e482102cfcac0bc3b2be7&

[crisp sinew]

I need 5$ steam card

[urban coral]

Awwwwwww, bro is gangsta 💯

[runic glacier]

i wanna hug it

[fringe spear]

[crisp sinew]

I don't get killed that easy

[fringe spear]

i'd accidentally blow that enforcer truck up with the nasty aim of combatSG lol

[crisp sinew]

Makarov Smiling

[cold pike]

HMS Conqueror (S48) returns from the Falklands to her base at Faslane, Scotland, 3 July 1982

[thorn cove]

[steel sandal]

my head Thropy collection

[steel sandal]

took me a long time lol

[urban coral]

TRUE

Age of Sigmar models are SICK

[blazing crater]

Indeed 🥲

[urban coral]

Compare that with 40k and 40k just looks a bit generic

AoS models ooze character

[thorn cove]

It's sad sad day that, Sony has lost themselfs

They made game console for NO ONE lmaoooo

[urban coral]

Oh yeah, that new PS, right?

[thorn cove]

yeah "pro"

[blazing crater]

True, 40K is like slapping a grimdark on AoS.

[thorn cove]

Same price as my pc

[urban coral]

Yeah, almost double the price for nearly no real improvements

[thorn cove]

and just porting the game

[urban coral]

Not to mention there barely being any games for it lmao

[urban coral]

Well, AoS is grimdark, if not even more so in some aspects

[thorn cove]

Now we got, TLOU 1 Remake of Remake of Remake with 40K UltraHD Texture pack

and that's it

lmaooooooooooooo

Nintendo is winning

[blazing crater]

Oh right, couldn't resist but seeing all of these fabulous AoS models... (sigh)

[urban coral]

I really want to get into AoS, ngl

But $$$

[blazing crater]

Indeed.

[thorn cove]

piracy exists...

[urban coral]

That and I'm not sure whether I want to collect the AoS counterpart of Dark Angels or just go with Cities of Sigmar

[urban coral]

They're miniatures

[blazing crater]

3D-printer is the way but you prefer legal thing which is fair enough.

[thorn cove]

oh I forgot. That's the TTRPG game's Miniatures

[urban coral]

Not TTRPG, more like wargaming

D&D would be a TTRPG

[thorn cove]

My brain is fried tho

[urban coral]

In case I do want to enter a tournament later on

Who knows

[thorn cove]

I've been colleting Traveller and Cyberpunk TTRPG books

[urban coral]

Probably not

[thorn cove]

but no friends to play

[blazing crater]

True that. ^^

[urban coral]

Yeah, that's the problem with those books. If there's something that's popular, it's almost impossible to find players for other franchises

Which in this case would be D&D and Pathfinder

[thorn cove]

But at last Discord got Roll20 TTRPG play here

[urban coral]

Aye

But that's simply just a tool to play TTRPGs online

[thorn cove]

yeah because people doesn't want to border with books to get

Cyberpunk 2020 TTRPG book prices rise after Cyberpunk 2077 release, I heard

[urban coral]

You need a module to know how to operate Roll 20, as it is merely a tool, an extension, that allows you to play said module in an online capacity

[thorn cove]

Because uses 3D models in browser

btw

[urban coral]

Obviously, because it's online

Besides, you can just simply use tokens

[thorn cove]

or random artist made background for 4 or 3 dollars

[coarse rapids]

just get TTSim, or in Crimsons case, a better pc

[urban coral]

Real

[thorn cove]

Roll20's Discord App uses free ones like this

AND IT'S EASY MODE ONES

[coarse rapids]

cant play Quar, why bother

you could just get vassal engine

https://vassalengine.org

[thorn cove]

Based open source

[coarse rapids]

modules are free and the engine as well but its on the niche side so itll lack a lot of the newer stuff

so

no Quar as well :(

[thorn cove]

just looks outdated (UI side) but recently updated

Just every open source does it

ofc GW is cancer

[urban coral]

Real

[thorn cove]

Easy Pete's (Fallout New Vegas) VA, Peter Renaday died

[void kelp]

The game broke because I binded the pause button and I got pissed off and didnt get anywhere

The game was already breaking for other reasons before this so I was just spending like an hour making it not crash

[shy narwhal]

Skill issue

For tech support ask @coarse rapids

[coarse rapids]

backspace

[void kelp]

No I binded the pause button then unbinded it then the game started making a weird windows sound everytime I loaded and freezing

So I wasnt even just stuck it was just literally unplayable

So I guess I have to reinstall it at some point if I want it to work

[thorn cove]

@normal escarp did you post this?!

[blazing crater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCpafoBS71g

[normal escarp]

I swear it's not me

Hey the bloodsuckers looked at me funny in my defense

And now a small part of red forest is...uhh crsipy

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/Rpqi1pUHAr4?si=Rs4vKjxwfJbBTWKK

[shy narwhal]

@void kelp play Goldsphere

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/cK2SVfDMMrU?feature=shared

[void kelp]

It can all happen at some point but I have priorities

😭

Tbh I'd be willing to play mods a little all over the place but my pc's monitor is terrible and I don't wanna cook my laptop

[shy narwhal]

Skill issue

Cook yourself

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cpu-hot-meat-yummy-gif-25343056

[void kelp]

This video makes me uncomfortable

[blazing crater]

No worries, it's just an old and rejected CPU. 😄

[void kelp]

Eh its still gross looking though😭

[wheat rapids]

The best way to use a CPU

[thorn cove]

https://tenor.com/view/amd-intel-conor-mg-gregor-gif-14599805

[wheat rapids]

REAL

[blazing crater]

REAL

[thorn cove]

Intel is DEAD

[ripe merlin]

@gray jetty Your car gets mogged

[gray jetty]

They didn’t include the fc rx7

It looks super aggressive

At certain angles anyway

Fd though

[whole sable]

FC is in between but more towards the prey headlights

[gray jetty]

I’ve come to the conclusion that I need an fd

Idc if it’s missing panels or what

as long as it isn’t crashed I’ll be happy

[ripe merlin]

It has down syndrome

[twin cairn]

goes hard af

[gray jetty]

I’m gonna throw you off a building

[twin cairn]

wish more cars came with hood scoops like that

[whole sable]

Just now?

I thought you had come to it a long time ago

[gray jetty]

No man,…

You don’t understand

I NEED IT

[rotund horizon]

Beauty of a car

[gray jetty]

I’m at a point where on daily basis I contemplate selling my entire computer collection

In an attempt to afford an fd rx7

[void kelp]

Doesnt look aggressive just looks like a bug like most cars do to me

[twin cairn]

i wish pop up headlights came back

[bitter hearth]

im playing it too

i got abit far

[gray jetty]

Fr

They were the greatest car feature ever

[bitter hearth]

at first i died 30 times trying to leave the village because 5 boars and a pack of dogs kept chowing my ass down

[twin cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/car-drive-wink-headlights-gif-5837735

car wink

[gray jetty]

Rx7 the later jdm models had none pop up low beams

[bitter hearth]

and you know, they hit you from a meter away and your knife hits at 10 inches

[gray jetty]

Which was actually really clever

[bitter hearth]

i killed 4 boars and somehow went inside a teleport anomaly and found my self with a pack of tushkano at bus station

[twin cairn]

fr

[gray jetty]

For performance at night your not flying blind

[bitter hearth]

but now i have good armor weapons, game is nice i kinda like

its just abit unfair at begining

[twin cairn]

i kinda like unfair at the beginning it feels rewarding once you make it you know ?

[gray jetty]

Tbh though

I don’t really want to buy a working fd

Buying a working used rotary car

Is a waste of time

It will be on the brink of death 95 percent chance so

[bitter hearth]

true, it did feel rewarding

[gray jetty]

Might as well get one that’s either already dead or

[bitter hearth]

i like how diffrent the resource managment is

[gray jetty]

Doesn’t include the engine

[bitter hearth]

altho hard, its awesome

[gray jetty]

So you can then source a working one rebuild it and improve it

Then install it your self

[bitter hearth]

how there isnt any HUD is also nice, makes it more difficult, no minimap to guide you or how much health stamina etc you got

[gray jetty]

Insuring it will run from new with out the stupid oil injector

That kills those cars

[void kelp]

I manage the break the game by loading a save so I only really got to die once

Realism mod

[gray jetty]

But before we can bring rx7 into the family the Miata must be repaired to top form

Cus as much as I love the rx7

I’m well aware it’s not a practical daily driver

With its blistering 7mpg

[void kelp]

And it wasnt even a death to something good I got sucked in an anomaly because sidorovich was yapping about artifacts so I was looking near that area behind the cordon

[bitter hearth]

i kept dying when i go so far as to get the container or wolf documents and then having to do it all again because i didnt know that i need to be at a campfire to save

[bitter hearth]

i grabbed the artifact and died of radiation while talking to him as he was telling me about some belt that does something

[gray jetty]

Restoring and repairing one

Would be the ultimate gift life could give me

[bitter hearth]

but later on the game gets good

[gray jetty]

[whole sable]

Yeah definitely a good course of action

Need a reliable daily before a rotary

[gray jetty]

Yes

[bitter hearth]

@coarse rapids vasim, where do i find vergas please, ive been searching for him for too long, i need the e book fixed

[gray jetty]

And turbo Miata can get like 35 mpg

Better than any car my parents own

[coarse rapids]

he is literally inside one of the houses close to sidorovich

you can see a light from where he is

[void kelp]

I did that in anomaly on my first playthrough and I just imagined my stalker shrivelling up and falling to the ground while sidorovich takes the artifact away😭

[bitter hearth]

il go look again, cause i looked everywhere

[gray jetty]

I’m gonna build one of those 700 horse dual rotors

[void kelp]

Like just dying of radiation poisoning mid conversation

[urban coral]

Emission, did you pick a faction?

[gray jetty]

So I can smoke mustangs and dodge chargers at stop lights

[bitter hearth]

not yet

[whole sable]

Let's be honest. You are going to have a tune for fun. Instead of just an efficiency tune

[gray jetty]

I’d have both

[urban coral]

Based, let me know when you figure out which lads you want

[gray jetty]

It’s just a file on the computer

That you can swap with a simple usb cable

But

I wanna see if there’s some way to have like profiles

And use switches to change between them

[bitter hearth]

i wanted to do dark angels but since you allready made a list il look for something, maybe iron hand if there are

[whole sable]

Honestly that sounds like a cool option. An externally mounted switch

[urban coral]

Just be sure to pick a faction you actually like, not because you feel obligated to pick it

[gray jetty]

You might need to use like a bunch of custom scripts

[bitter hearth]

allright

[gray jetty]

On like a really tiny windows pc

[whole sable]

Isn't the ECU just like a tiny computer? Like modern ones.

Yeah so wouldn't that work

Running it of that

[gray jetty]

Well you normally have to load one performance file at a time via a laptop

[urban coral]

It's actually a 40k Legion if you remove the U ☝️🤓

[gray jetty]

But I bet you could design something custom to performance the task of just loading the file

[urban coral]

If they weren't such EvilMcEvilGuys, I'd probably pick them

[urban coral]

Miss me with that Slaanesh wackage

[gray jetty]

Weird way to describe a box tbh

[whole sable]

Almost every one in the WH 40k universe is at least a little bit evil

[whole sable]

What is?

[urban coral]

In the words of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged: "It's a matter of perspective."

[gray jetty]

Haltech elite 1500

The gigachad ecu

[whole sable]

How is it weird tho?

[gray jetty]

It’s not

It’s awesome

[urban coral]

Like, if you want the most goodest factions, probably just pick Salamanders or the Order of the Sacred Rose

[gray jetty]

Was a joke cus he said it was some war hammer mates

[urban coral]

And no, not T'au

[gray jetty]

So I’m like damn war hammer mates a box fr

[gray jetty]

real

@whole sable https://www.haltech.com/product/ht-150901-elite-1500-ecu-plug-and-pin-set/

For ballers only

[gray jetty]

Also unless your a dick head with no talent

You will make the wiring harness your self

Your not a baby bitch are you

Your a man who will make his own wiring harness

[urban coral]

This, I don't believe

[thorn cove]

[pallid lily]

Hello..

Battlefield Bad Company 2 was delisted from Steam and I would like to find a Steam Code for it.
Does anybody have any idea where I can reliably find one from a reputable source?

[bitter spruce]

🏴‍☠️

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-plain-tim-curry-jezebel-jack-laugh-laughing-gif-4916404

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/robbie-rotten-stefan-karl-lazy-town-pirate-parrot-gif-12378184

[pallid lily]

I like having it on Steam tho..

[bitter spruce]

well can you get it on steam anymore?

[fringe spear]

https://youtu.be/mpb7lFNM-8Q?si=tHvpr_Bztrr5IV6O

ngl i sega as the exhibitor on oncoming day

[sweet stone]

I think a bunch of games got delisted at some point

I had something in my steam cart that I completely forgot about that was delisted

[urban coral]

C&C4 and GCI unfortunately got delisted a while ago

[void kelp]

cant wait for good games to get delisted and them replaced slowly with ai sludge games in the future

that'll be a time to be alive

[fringe spear]

slop

[urban coral]

Spec Ops: The Line, no?

[wild mulch]

RRRAHHHH
Bad Company 2 mentioned

PEAK mod
P.E.A.K.

Freemason my beloved

[void kelp]

yeah thats delisted if it ever was listed

[urban coral]

Yeah

[void kelp]

hmmmmm

[void kelp]

True...

[whole sable]

Sorry Jack I had to do it...

[twin cairn]

I miss bad company 2

I really wanna play battlefield 2 aswell but idk there is any servers

[ripe merlin]

Battlefield 4

[short otter]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[raw orchid]

Hi

[blazing crater]

Welcome, Stalker.

[whole sable]

@wild mulch Twitter said Grok

Grok it

But I can't believe they are replacing grok

[rotund horizon]

Groks gonna make Gamma 2

And It's hopefully gonna be shittier

[wild mulch]

Just play the Mason trilogy smh

[wild mulch]

[thorn cove]

I cannot believe he is a AI now

[blazing crater]

2023
EMusk: "I am worried about A.I."
2024
EMusk: (proceed on using A.I)

[void kelp]

same man I cried for 76 hours straight when Is aw this

no one is safe not evne grok

from the ai replaciong

[raw orchid]

@urban coral rate the drip

[thorn cove]

Why this is looks like AoE 2 Main Menu?

[raw orchid]

not really familiar with AoE 2 tbh

[raw orchid]

interesting. similarities are visible

[blazing crater]

That reminds me of good old Flash games.

[raw orchid]

Swords and Sandals 2 was released in 2006 afaik

AoE 2 back in 1999, perhaps Swords and Sandals took some inspiration from AoE?

[thorn cove]

Maybe? Every Flash games did.

At last, few of I know

@normal escarp bro...

[raw orchid]

💀

[thorn cove]

Our Bulgarian Stalker doing wilding in the zone

[raw orchid]

i guess you can say "shit is about to go down"

[thorn cove]

Without Bloodsucker coming from behind

[gray jetty]

What are you a bitch who can’t make his own wire harness?

[whole sable]

No because 1. I am a dude 2. I am a human

[normal escarp]

Do NOT buy the tourist delights from Beard at Zaton

[raw orchid]

real

[thorn cove]

[normal escarp]

That's funny because I doomed 30 future generations of bloodsuckers

[bitter hearth]

im gonna sit at a corner and cry

[bitter hearth]

or im gonna grab a gun and do not very nice things

to other people

[normal escarp]

To that for the the vine

@thorn cove please don't tell me people made news of my other adventures in the zone

[urban coral]

3/10

Drip improving

[gray jetty]

Sounds like you can’t make a wiring harness smh

[simple sage]

lstrawb has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

Wolf

Im gonna do stuff to you

and it won't be pleasant

and you will remember

Bitсh

[raw orchid]

we all support your cause @void kelp

[blazing crater]

Wolf is typing...

[whole sable]

I mean how hard can it be? It is just wires, connectors, and the wire sleeve

[thorn cove]

What happened here?

oh I see...

[bitter hearth]

@blazing crater how do you throw stuff when holding them in voices of the void

ive been having some crazy stuff happen

[blazing crater]

Alt+R is for dropping, then probably c is for throw, I think.

Can't remember since I edited my keybinds myself.

[bitter hearth]

alt+R is place, im trying to figure out how to drop and throw, i looked in binds but found nothing

il still try stuff and see, thanks for help

[void kelp]

im actually such a pussy dude I still get scared by the damn footsteps and sounds in x-18 😭

[bitter hearth]

lmao

[bitter hearth]

umm, haha, im in danger

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/survive-robert-downey-jr-tropic-thunder-kirk-lazarus-gif-3451974

[bitter hearth]

some invisible thing jumped me while i was inside some room of a site

it broke the door, the door killed me instead of it

[gray jetty]

Oh it’s not hard at all you can do it either a pair of wire cutters and some pliers

[bitter hearth]

and it beat me up

and then left me, and now the radar shows this

[blazing crater]

Well damn.

[bitter hearth]

also some green ball touched me and teleported me somewhere in the forest

and im without the atv

[blazing crater]

Have you seen how ||the trees moved themselves||? This got me quitting this game. Not kidding.

[bitter hearth]

i did see some move

stood away as far as i can

tree no trust

also the notification bubbles that show up from time to time on the right screen started talking with each other yesterday

[blazing crater]

I've expected to get a jumpscare if caught by trees.

[bitter hearth]

like the i icon on the right of screen, they were talking about something opposite of the mountain or something

[bitter hearth]

havent touched one yet

i should save and try touching it to see what happens

ive been haunted by skeletons, found some weird cat plushie that has red hair

aliens spoke to me about a hero

the sound of " object 1 " was horrifying

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-open-holy-hand-grenade-gif-13890860417931861339

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/holyhandgrenade-monty-python-grenade-gif-5293441

[neon vale]

@bitter hearth algeria got hit with flood?

[bitter spruce]

water? in a desert??

[bitter spruce]

aryan game

[shy narwhal]

You

[rich blade]

Oh nerv.

Guess who's gonna get wolf'd?

[shy narwhal]

What

[thorn cove]

[bitter spruce]

warned: bad word usage

[rich blade]

I'm nothing like Yall😎😭😭😭

[bitter spruce]

asian news

[blazing crater]

This one is real and a dog's breed was a brown pitbull. 😆

[rich blade]

Nigel Farage

++DEATH TO ALL KANDOUE++

[bitter spruce]

thanks nerv

[bitter spruce]

nervworld

[rich blade]

Nervland has fallen

[rotund horizon]

my boys and I before being destroyed by the SCPS:

096 sucks

[rich blade]

BOII WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT PHONK?!?

[rotund horizon]

106 can be good If used correctly

[rotund horizon]

same applies to 173

It feels fun to play as SCP 096 but now against him

If the enemy has 096 there's a 90% chance that you'll loose

[rich blade]

I need MGE
I want MGE

[void kelp]

Is that chris chan? Delete it right now

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/cwc-chris-chan-christian-weston-chandler-gif-26804126

[blazing crater]

He is the most documented human on the Internet. Poor him...

[sour trellis]

Chris Chan won the GameStop be a star guitar hero sweepstakes with a prize of $400, he said he was gonna spend it on his church, he bought the church a couple duplicate copies of wii music and pocketed rest lol

https://tenor.com/view/southpark-guitar-hero-dancing-playing-gif-4850366

[bitter spruce]

he was also mentally ill and brainwashed by the Internet

[blazing crater]

Sadly, yes. He was also immediately targeted by trolls.

[thorn cove]

I miss old AVGN bruh, he was way funnier than new eps...

[sweet stone]

I don't even think he's really involved

[thorn cove]

older days, did greater Episodes and even knowing production is pretty bad at last it was great. Now, when you look, bro trying to be CGI studio

[vernal loom]

If my patient throws the blood sugar stick things one more time I’m gonna go absolutely insane

Idk what they’re called

Lancet

I’m finding them all over the floor

[neon vale]

Theres stuff that people know that is just a blatant privacy violation

They dug into his personal life and his parents personal lives even up to years before he became famous

[thorn cove]

Those are used for Blood Sugar, to get blood by needle tip, why it happens?

[blazing crater]

Yes, it's mostly their parent's fault for letting him using the Internet.

[neon vale]

He didnt become famous until he was old enough to do it himself anyway iirc

[blazing crater]

Unfortunately, he is on its own after getting separated from his dementia mother but who knows?

🤷

[blazing crater]

https://tenor.com/view/gong-pink-floyd-gong-gong-song-gong-bang-bang-bang-gif-5567951994567139653

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115878071749316738/1283284703297798205/-5404549029108506084_121.png?ex=66e31843&is=66e1c6c3&hm=49238d309ba066139ab0aa3228578f6a79daa18e8c1262ff34327ecd5969ff34&

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-tenshi-tenshi-spin-tenshi-touhou-spin-touhou-project-gif-429397930448723030

[neon vale]

thats just because germans are sloppy

[fringe spear]

all in meanwhile kabuto helm provide shaped face and hole in the mouth

[neon vale]

aztecs had no issues

[fringe spear]

aztecs being wild af

[neon vale]

eagle warriors also had dope armor

[gray jetty]

Don’t respond to them they are just a schizophrenic rambler

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943473532720017508/1282093604399091773/chosen.gif

[vernal loom]

I k ow what they are I just forgot the name

[fringe spear]

thinkin about south american era armor, i'd tell you to check on tlingit's armor. i swear its the concept of ballistic body armors these days.

[neon vale]

its like ned kelly armor but 400 years early

[bitter spruce]

they lost

[neon vale]

ned kelly lost too but it makes him even more badass

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-eating-twix-fisheye-eat-eat-twix-camera-twix-eating-chocolate-bar-gif-26338197

[ripe merlin]

Winged hussars better

https://tenor.com/view/winged-hussars-gif-5878084

[neon vale]

theyd get destroyed by english longbowmen or spanish tercios