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idle chasm
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Facts. He is beautiful

dim perch
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But 1+ saving throw is fun

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And totally legal

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9e

idle chasm
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Hopefully my ancient will be able to compete with him in terms of looks.

dim perch
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I was loosin track of purity seals while painting he has so much lol

idle chasm
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Dayum bro

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Should I cop some green stuff to make a hood for the ancient?

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It'd make him the best model in my army

dim perch
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I have a ton of spare bits I think I have a hood

idle chasm
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But idk. He might have a bit too much going on with him

idle chasm
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It looks fire

dim perch
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Uuuuu ye

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I think imma replace the Redemptor in my list for a firstborn dread

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I have some da upgrades that I wanna use

idle chasm
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Niiice

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Bruh at this point you're just playing DA

dim perch
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I just gotta make sure I can find one

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Nuh uh

idle chasm
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Your entire army is DA but DW ๐Ÿ’€

dim perch
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Shut up blue name smile_degtyarev

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Bro is flabbergasted ๐Ÿ’€

idle chasm
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Hush

urban coral
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Sounds neat, send pics whenever he's done smile_degtyarev

idle chasm
urban coral
idle chasm
dim perch
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No I wasn't

idle chasm
idle chasm
dim perch
dim perch
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Scarab smile_degtyarev

urban coral
dim perch
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  • CP reroll
idle chasm
dim perch
idle chasm
dim perch
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At least we have the xenophase blade tho

idle chasm
urban coral
idle chasm
urban coral
dim perch
kind quarry
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I'm still baffled warzone did a warhammer thing

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and it wasnt even bad

dim perch
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Or 5 ๐Ÿ’€

urban coral
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So few?

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Thought there we more

dim perch
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Ik weird

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I just made a custom one and put em on a crusade in the Imperium Nihilis

idle chasm
urban coral
kind quarry
idle chasm
idle chasm
urban coral
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Y'all still 9e'ing, right?

dim perch
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Ye

urban coral
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Hella

dim perch
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With 10e quality of life updates like primaris in drop pods

idle chasm
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9.5e

dim perch
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Bro

urban coral
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9.5e

idle chasm
dim perch
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I actually fully painted Wojciech today

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Or yesterday idk

urban coral
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I've yet to play an actual game, other than my first time trying out 10e

idle chasm
urban coral
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I've made an actual list now

idle chasm
urban coral
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It's 10e

dim perch
urban coral
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Exactly 1000 points

dim perch
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Not tomorrow, I'm workin on the sokoliki

idle chasm
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Oh damn

dim perch
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Ye sokoliki will take a bit

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Maybe the day after

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Idk, soon

urban coral
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I'm having trouble upgrading it into 2000 points, though

dim perch
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I help

idle chasm
void kelp
dim perch
idle chasm
urban coral
idle chasm
idle chasm
urban coral
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More killy that way Sure_I_am

idle chasm
idle chasm
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Worth it

urban coral
idle chasm
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Nah. We got the W aura

urban coral
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Ah

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Yeah nah, 10e got them Attached Leaders thingy

dim perch
idle chasm
dim perch
dim perch
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It's such a good game

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Played it back in early 2020 as I was getting into 40k

idle chasm
idle chasm
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Just not yet

dim perch
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Bots are crazy in high difficulties

urban coral
dim perch
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You can make your own space marine chapters and shit with colours given and symbols

urban coral
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I mean, I like the idea of attached leaders, although I absolutely dislike how much they've butchered Lazarus

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Although he's tanky, there's not a good reason to field him

idle chasm
urban coral
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Money

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They ruined the DA upgrade kit fr

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Guess we got green Deathwing Bladeguard Veterans now

idle chasm
# urban coral Money

Yeah. But doing this drives down their sales massively. So it makes more sense to appeal to your fans cause more money

idle chasm
urban coral
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Unfortunately, they're just making more and more money

idle chasm
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Somehow

urban coral
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Somehow

dim perch
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Ravenwing bikers look so good in DW

urban coral
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Ravenwing bikers USED to look good

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And I don't mind Outriders, they're cool

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But the new upgrade kit only gives them ONE banner

dim perch
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Firstborn biker chaplain would be awesome

urban coral
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Like, those things on the back of the bikes? Only the Sergeant gets one now

idle chasm
dim perch
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The old kit came with 2 variants and everything

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F

idle chasm
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F

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Ngl 90% of primaris vehicles that aren't dreadnoughts suck.

neon vale
urban coral
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And Bladeguard Veteran shoulder guards don't have a crack in their sword symbol

dim perch
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I gotta get dw to 1500p but I first gotta finish the Airsoft kit ๐Ÿ’†

neon vale
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the emperor didnt have a sexist view on humanity

urban coral
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Nice bait

neon vale
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the reason why astartes are all male is because they're monks

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the sisters are nuns

dim perch
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Who actually plays Sororitas tho

idle chasm
neon vale
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i like the inquisitiuons schtick

urban coral
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But yeah, they've only added one banner and they also removed the eagle head on them, so it's looking bland

dim perch
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Because of shit like this I'm trying to make my list as firstborn as possible

urban coral
dim perch
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With bits of good primaris

idle chasm
# neon vale it makes sense for custodes to be female

Ig. Just don't like how they randomly dropped it on us out of nowhere. As far as I know, it has always been male custodes from the start. I wouldn't mind if they eased us into it. But they just straight up dropped it on us.

neon vale
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i mean

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how could they have eased you into it

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make a whole book starring a female custodes?

idle chasm
neon vale
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iirc the way they introduced it was a lore blurb that replaced "he" with "she"

idle chasm
urban coral
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Not to worry, though. Ravenwing sucks in 10e and most of the models are all Firstborn, so you'd have to be a complete idiot to still buy them, knowing they'll be getting removed or replaced

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So yeah ๐Ÿ’€

dim perch
urban coral
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They've always been "Sons". It's the tradition, decreed by the Holy Emperor Himself. To retcon this is literally heresy from GW themselves

dim perch
idle chasm
urban coral
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Nah, y'all mfs dead asf

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10e killed Deathwatch dog

dim perch
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Ye

idle chasm
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RIP dw

urban coral
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Mf'ing 10e

neon vale
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i still dont think its that much of a stretch to have female custodes

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i think the astartes are better as the "all male" shtick

urban coral
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It's against the lore and against the Word of the Holy Emperor Himself

dim perch
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We should all get 7e codexes from eBay and but HH models and some ones rn still available and make a full firstborn list smile_degtyarev

urban coral
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Stfu heretic cat

dim perch
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Why gw make โ‚ฌ47.50 nostalgic ๐Ÿ’€Prayer

idle chasm
neon vale
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40k is about 37 years old

neon vale
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its a given that they would retcon old lore to make it new and interesting

idle chasm
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Damn. That's cool

urban coral
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Retcon do B retcon-y, so that's cringe

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Only retcon that's based is the continuation of the Indomitus Crusade Sure_I_am

urban coral
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It's literally heresy

neon vale
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if its not interesting then why do people care

dim perch
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Imagine if Lion El Johnson came back in 9e

urban coral
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Because it's heresy

neon vale
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if its controversial, then its interesting

urban coral
urban coral
idle chasm
dim perch
dim perch
urban coral
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Yes

dim perch
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Mb

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I forgot to have kvass this evening

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Only morning

neon vale
urban coral
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How dare you forget which Edition he got added into? zak

neon vale
idle chasm
dim perch
neon vale
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thats what yall sound like

idle chasm
urban coral
# neon vale meh, i think its a perfectly fine retcon that works

It doesn't work, as it goes against what the Emperor said. The Imperium is built upon tradition. If Guilliman told people that the Emperor wasn't a god, they'd literally declare Guilliman a traitor and try to kill him. Now imagine them going against the words of the Emperor Himself. It's literally heresy

dim perch
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40k is fuัked

idle chasm
neon vale
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40k the end times is gonna happen because female custodes were introduced

urban coral
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The Imperium is literally that superstitious

neon vale
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its so over

urban coral
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Lmao the cope is real

dim perch
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Slaanesh fan spotted

idle chasm
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Nobody asked for female custodes . It'd be different if we wanted the custodes to be female. But nobody did. Change for change's sake is never good.

urban coral
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Next they're going to add Brothers into the Sisters of Battle cat

neon vale
idle chasm
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Heresy

urban coral
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Cringe fr zak

neon vale
dim perch
urban coral
neon vale
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its not even a huge retcon

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oh no, the custodes have some females within their ranks
boo womp

idle chasm
neon vale
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"THESE CHARACTERS SHOULD BE MALE!!!!!!!"

urban coral
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It literally goes against what the Emperor said, get lost, you Tzeentchian word-twisting monster teeth

dim perch
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Crimson you have a friend, check en stalker smile_degtyarev

idle chasm
# neon vale its not even a huge retcon

It's not. Its upsetting because it was done out of the blue, for no reason at all. If it was for a good reason like reinforcing the custodes or smth then it'd be more well received. But they didn't even give a reason.

urban coral
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Like, at least explain it as "Lmao them Tzeentchian bros messed up the wording of the tradition and now everyone female asf", but they did it in the most lazy way possible, because everything since 10e has been utterly lazy

urban coral
idle chasm
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Already doing better than gw

urban coral
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But nah, GW is just lazy asf and it shows since 10th Edition dog

idle chasm
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Fax.

idle chasm
hasty magnet
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Indie sounds like India, I dont like India

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I dont like Indie

neon vale
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you are the third person in an hour that i have heard say "i dont like india"

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what is happening

hasty magnet
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Common sense is happening, people are starting to wake up

urban coral
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India happened and I'm still crying about it feels_bad_stalk

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Oh yeah, they also removed wings on DA helmets since the Primaris Astartes were introduced

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It's extremely sad

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Lazarus is the only exception, but he's a Rubicon Primaris

hasty magnet
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DETROITT

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Your end is near

idle chasm
urban coral
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Aye

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Although I don't like the new helmet, Mark X Tacticus armor does have a certain something

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But I do miss Dark Angels Masters having wings on their helmets and DA lads wearing robes

idle chasm
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The armour in the artwork looks awesome. But there just isn't enough detail in the models lol

urban coral
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Mfw we don't have robed lads anymore ๐Ÿ’€

urban coral
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Other than Inner Circle Companions, but that's an entire story in and of itself

idle chasm
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Every DA and BT should have a robe

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It just works

urban coral
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Well, not every Dark Angel, but us losing Interrogator-Chaplains and Company Veterans is painful

idle chasm
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NO WAY YOU LOST INTERAGATOR CHAPLAINS

urban coral
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Yes, we did

idle chasm
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What the hell. Those were the best models in the entire chapter

urban coral
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That and our Deathwing Command Squad, Deathwing Strikemaster and Ravenwing Talonmaster

idle chasm
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Didn't the index have them?

urban coral
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No

idle chasm
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WHAT

urban coral
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Because 10e sucks. teeth

idle chasm
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Fax

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9.5 the goat

urban coral
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Still, despite the 10e hate, I DO love the fluff of the new Unforgiven Task Force detachment

idle chasm
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The detachments are awesome

urban coral
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They just made us more Crimson Fists-y than the Crimson Fists Sure_I_am

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They're pretty strong on shooting, too

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What's that? You shot one of my lads? Allow me to shoot back during your own shooting phase zak

idle chasm
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Fr. Is the interrogator chaplain in legends? Cause his model is still for sale

urban coral
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No

dim perch
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I should buy it for my dw

urban coral
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They're just selling him, but he's got no rules

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He's also on the new 40k website, but still, no rules

idle chasm
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What the hell

urban coral
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"Look at this model! This is a typical Dark Angels model! You can expect fielding this if you buy this army!"

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But you can only field him as a proxy, as Interrogator-Chaplains have no rules anymore

dim perch
idle chasm
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10e sucks

urban coral
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Real

idle chasm
urban coral
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And no real lore in the Codex, either

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Nor a reason why some of the Inner Circle Companions wear white robes

idle chasm
urban coral
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Or why some Deathwing Bladeguard Veterans are painted green

dim perch
idle chasm
dim perch
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They didn't change the price lol

urban coral
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No new art either

idle chasm
dim perch
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They so good in 9e tho

idle chasm
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Fax

dim perch
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Especially against necrons

idle chasm
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20 man crusader squad solos tho

dim perch
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And probably Tyranids and orks

dim perch
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Which I can teleport

idle chasm
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Bet

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That'll be fun.

dim perch
idle chasm
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Awesome

urban coral
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Supreme Grand Master Azrael, a Lieutenant and 10 Hellblasters for 400 points smile_degtyarev

idle chasm
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Time to throw 50 guardsmen at it ๐Ÿ—ฟ

dim perch
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And for 2000p with 2 more squads of 6

idle chasm
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That's a lot of points

dim perch
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Not in my list lol

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I don't have a 2000p list

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I could tho

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I'm just sayin

idle chasm
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Oh ight

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Mb

idle chasm
urban coral
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You are running your Primaris Crusader Squad fully equipped for melee, right?

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Having 4 Initiates with power fists is great smile_degtyarev

idle chasm
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Hell yeah

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Of course

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The only way to run em

urban coral
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Hella

idle chasm
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It's illegal to have pyreplasters. Only for display

urban coral
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I mean, they've got their function, although going full melee with Grimaldus is a no-brainer

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Ngl, I still don't know how the Enhancements of the Unforgiven Task Force are meant to be used

idle chasm
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Hell yeah. Melee best strat

urban coral
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I understand the Shroud of Heroes and the Pennant of Remembrance

idle chasm
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Me no comprende

urban coral
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Shroud of Heroes should be attached to a Captain with a Plasma Pistol, Pennant of Remembrance should be added to a Terminator Ancient

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But I wonder who GW had in mind for Weapons of the First Legion and Stubborn Tenacity

urban coral
idle chasm
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Terminator ancient? Bruh

urban coral
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They still haven't released a Terminator Ancient resculpt ๐Ÿ’€

idle chasm
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Bruuuuhh๐Ÿ’€

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So you still have to buy the BA kit for it lol

urban coral
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No? The BA kit has the old Terminators

neon vale
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no way "italy" in vietnamese is ร

urban coral
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Also, they're BA

dim perch
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Crimson at what edition did you start 40k?

idle chasm
urban coral
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9th, but I've only played a single match of 10e

dim perch
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Same smile_degtyarev

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Early 2020

urban coral
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Not the resculpted size

idle chasm
idle chasm
dim perch
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Ye

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Man corrupting y'all is so fun

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First 40k

idle chasm
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Ong

dim perch
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Then Stalker

idle chasm
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Pretty sure I did bolt action

dim perch
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Ye

urban coral
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Think I'll probably enjoy Kill Team more, but at least try getting a 1000 points army

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Phobos Strike Team sounds based Sure_I_am

idle chasm
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The models look awesome

urban coral
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And the playstyle sounds right up my alley

coarse rapids
urban coral
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Trash, ngl

urban coral
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To be fair, I was focusing so much on getting accepted at the Conservatorium, I forgot smile_degtyarev

coarse rapids
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did you get accepted?

urban coral
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Yes Sure_I_am

coarse rapids
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congrats!

coarse rapids
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smile_scar you looking to getting a better piece in the future?

urban coral
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Hella smile_degtyarev

coarse rapids
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fugg yhea, msg me when you do, we'll duke it out in Tabletop Sim

urban coral
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Ngl, the new Hernkyn Yaegirs look based too Sure_I_am

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Speaking of, Brad and Vic decided to face each other with their favorite Kill Teams Sure_I_am
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void kelp
chilly rivet
neon vale
hasty magnet
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You all should try chiv 2

bitter spruce
steel sapphire
neon vale
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can i say fuัk

teal oracle
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Addiecy is kill

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No more cat tax to pay
Another tax dodger W

neon vale
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addiecy is here

void kelp
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<@&1116704041272102978>

neon vale
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true

void kelp
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What is this

bitter spruce
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wait

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nevermind

void kelp
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He accidentally face revealed and I saved it

teal oracle
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Who ping

bitter spruce
void kelp
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<@&1116704041272102978>

bitter spruce
teal oracle
bitter spruce
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there thats better

bitter spruce
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what

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thabk you viktorn

neon vale
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i completely blanked while putting my brats into buns so i almost just ate a bun with nothing in it other than mustard

void kelp
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Why are you eating brats

bitter spruce
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what so you eat, stale bread and cheese?

neon vale
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he eats geometry dash demons

teal oracle
void kelp
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Is brat a food Ive only ever heard of that as a personality type

bitter spruce
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and combine rations

bitter spruce
sour trellis
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Brat is a sausage

void kelp
teal oracle
sour trellis
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Who is cropping over that og gif, kuznetsov

bitter spruce
grim hatch
void kelp
sour trellis
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Blueberry brats smile_degtyarev

candid locust
void kelp
neon vale
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@rotund horizon

rotund horizon
neon vale
rotund horizon
void kelp
rotund horizon
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Nope

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in fact

gray jetty
gray jetty
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Officially uncool should only be used to label actual cancerous chatters

rotund horizon
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hope I'll one day get Officially UnBased

gray jetty
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Nah nah thatโ€™s definitely a downgrade

rotund horizon
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the first book I ever read that wasn't for school

gray jetty
rotund horizon
gray jetty
rotund horizon
gray jetty
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Actually thatโ€™s true

rotund horizon
gray jetty
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Idk Hyundai

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Oh

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Itโ€™s a combustion car

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Run away

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Run far far away

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Hyundai and Kia combustion engines are some of the worst ever made

whole sable
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Pretty sure it's a combustion car

gray jetty
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It is

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๐Ÿ’€

whole sable
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It has an option of GASOLINE or diesel

gray jetty
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Google says it even came in manual

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Probably only in Europe but still neat

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But again

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Itโ€™s a Hyundai combustion engine

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Will burn oil like crazy at 40k miles and blow up at 65k

whole sable
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I haven't really heard anything about Hyundai combustion engines

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Or Hyundai in general

gray jetty
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But there combustion cars are just awful

whole sable
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The hydrogen concept is pure sexo design

gray jetty
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That car fucks hard

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I think 95 percent of modern cars are piss ugly

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But that car is fucken sick

whole sable
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New mustang is pretty sick too

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S650

gray jetty
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There tail lights are cool

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They are animated

whole sable
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I didn't like the bigger grill on it when it was revealed but it grew on me

gray jetty
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Yah Iโ€™ll give yah credit it looks pretty cool

whole sable
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The mustangs always look sick

gray jetty
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Eh

whole sable
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(except the s197 gen which is kinda meh when compared to the other gens)

gray jetty
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Thereโ€™s a mustang suv

whole sable
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Not a real mustang

gray jetty
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Or the eco mustang

whole sable
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Eco boost?

gray jetty
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Yes

whole sable
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It's just the engine that's different, no?

gray jetty
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But maybe Iโ€™m imagining things

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Looks like Iโ€™m imagining it

whole sable
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There is the grill afaik in the current gen

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Also the hood grills on this gen and the last gen

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I don't think you're imagining it

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But the difference seems kinda small to me

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But I guess the hood grill does give it a lot more aggressive look

gray jetty
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Kitchen looks like a smoke house now

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Yummy

whole sable
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If it's still on fire you probably need to deal with it instead of being on discord

gray jetty
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But anyway

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If you ask me Iโ€™m always gonna be more of an older corvette fan than a mustang fan

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Though fox body mustangs are pretty cool

whole sable
gray jetty
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C5 corvettes are jsut such sleek cars

whole sable
gray jetty
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Modern corvettes Iโ€™m not a huge fan of

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They look like there trying to be Italian look alike cars

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Instead of there own thing

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They look way too much like generic super cars

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C5 corvette couldnโ€™t be mistaken for any other car

whole sable
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It's true but I still think they are cool

gray jetty
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They are such boring vehicles

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Like your telling me this generic what ever is 3 million bux when you could get a car 10k times more interesting for 100k ?

whole sable
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Honestly not a fan of most Ferraris or lambos

gray jetty
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Agreed

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Old Ferraris are kinda baller

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90s Ferraris go insanely hard

gray jetty
whole sable
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Don't really like the Enzo or the F 40

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Not really my taste

gray jetty
rotund horizon
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I had one until my family decided to replace It with a Hyundai i30

gray jetty
gray jetty
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Itโ€™s a gm product

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So uh

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Odds are not looking good

whole sable
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The opel Astra OPCs look pretty good

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Styling wise

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Don't know about reliability, drivability, or performance

gray jetty
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Itโ€™s probably got the classic Chevy leaky mains seal

whole sable
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2000s one

gray jetty
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That never stops leaking

whole sable
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Sounds fun ahh_nuu

gray jetty
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My grand dad was telling me

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You can swap the seal for a brand new oem one

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Cover it in rtv

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Still will leak again in 1000 miles

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Truly incredible

whole sable
neon vale
gray jetty
void kelp
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This will kill snorks and bloodsuckers in seconds

gray jetty
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By complete mistake

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Iโ€™d imagine

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wdym we made an engine that doesnโ€™t explode how did this happen

rotund horizon
gray jetty
rotund horizon
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my parents bought It that year but the vehicle Itself is much older

rotund horizon
void kelp
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You know what happened in 2021

gray jetty
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I became helper of course

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Truly the most important event of 2021

void kelp
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Sakupen circles got verified

gray jetty
rotund horizon
gray jetty
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Not to mention itโ€™s got the legendary usb hot hiring support

rotund horizon
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but my mom does

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she travels 100km/h(62.13 m/h) for 5 days a week

whole sable
gray jetty
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Kia and Hyundai cars there combustion engines are just the worst

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They make gm engines look well made by comparison

whole sable
rotund horizon
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hope I don't become a fuel for It

gray jetty
gray jetty
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They at least die gently

olive flicker
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Really hope this server doesnt start sucking when stalker 2 release hits and theres a flood of newbies

whole sable
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But fireworks are cool ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

gray jetty
rotund horizon
whole sable
#

Even tho it's based it's still retarded

rotund horizon
whole sable
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Also I thought you said nuclear engines which are totally based

rotund horizon
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It was a mistake

gray jetty
#

Nuclear engines are based

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But not in cars

rotund horizon
#

I wanted to say nuclear powered cars

whole sable
#

Nuclear cars are unique

gray jetty
#

Think of it like how making cars out of magnesium is awesome until you crash

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And then you have a firing burning so hot the only way to put it out is sand

whole sable
#

The cars

rotund horizon
gray jetty
#

Hydrogen cars

rotund horizon
#

until

gray jetty
#

Hydrogen rotary

rotund horizon
#

yknow what happend to the guy who inventd that concept

gray jetty
#

Yah yah but he was a nut job

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Hydrogen cars are water powered cars

gray jetty
#

They do exist actually

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In Japan

rotund horizon
#

and S Korea

gray jetty
#

They made a flex fuel rx-8

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That could run on hydrogen

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And you could buy it

whole sable
#

Flex fuel is cooler than hydrogen

rotund horizon
#

Toyota Mirai and Hyundai Nexo

gray jetty
#

Toyota 4age my beloved

whole sable
gray jetty
#

Only in California though

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Cus they the only state with hydrogen fuel station

rotund horizon
#

*beloved

gray jetty
#

Indeed

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Mazda 13b-rew

rotund horizon
gray jetty
#

California is a communist conspiracy

rotund horizon
gray jetty
#

Oh

pearl fractal
gray jetty
#

I was gonna say Iโ€™m so sorry

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Being born in California is like being born on a land mine

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Really just cripples you for life

rotund horizon
whole sable
gray jetty
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Like whatโ€™s a guy gonna do when he needs to drive to Alaska

rotund horizon
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and visit Vanoss

whole sable
gray jetty
#

Yell at the Mounties be like oi where the hell the nearest hydrogen station

rotund horizon
gray jetty
#

And they be like what the hell is hydrogen station

rotund horizon
gray jetty
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Is a joke

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But hell mates always like you canโ€™t fill up your car at home

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Just so happens I got an ethanol distiller in my basement so I believe I in fact can

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Take that liberal

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Liberal hive mind wonโ€™t make me buy an ev

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Iโ€™ve escaped the matrix

whole sable
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Jack does your car have a hand crank or a shotgun starter?

gray jetty
whole sable
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Then it still has a battery

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And a car with a battery is a EV

rotund horizon
whole sable
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Or a hybrid but that's an EV in disguise

rotund horizon
#

Yo Jack

gray jetty
#

My life is a lie

rotund horizon
whole sable
#

Depends on where you are

gray jetty
#

Thatโ€™s the price for a piece of plutonium the size of a pin head

whole sable
gray jetty
#

California shit hole apartment in la low low price no running water just 10k a month

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Best deal around

whole sable
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You can find a house for 1k a month in LA

olive flicker
whole sable
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That's like 2.5k

rotund horizon
gray jetty
#

A pin

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A device used to sow

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The head of said pin

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Pin head

gray jetty
pearl fractal
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Pin head is as big as ant

whole sable
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I love how everyone shits on Cali

gray jetty
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Gotta

whole sable
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That's because big Mississippi wants you to

gray jetty
#

Nah itโ€™s cus there a bunch of commies

whole sable
#

Have you heard of 'Thank God for
California'

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No

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Only 'Thank God for Mississippi'

simple sageBOT
#
inever._ has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

whole sable
#

Why is shit allowed but $h1ty not

gray jetty
#

It is a mystery

whole sable
#

Anyways

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Every sucky southern state says it in the statistic it is on the bottom of because Mississippi is usually the dead last on it

gray jetty
#

Lmao

whole sable
#

Don't ask me why the quality is so shit

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I stole the meme from twitter

whole sable
void kelp
rotund horizon
olive flicker
rotund horizon
gray jetty
olive flicker
gray jetty
#

Californians

olive flicker
#

Did you see how they cleaned up the streets of SF for the chinese president?

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Why tf is the president of china even visiting the us, and Cali of all places

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Like cmon

gray jetty
#

There is only one China

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And itโ€™s in Taiwan

whole sable
rotund horizon
whole sable
gray jetty
#

Correct

rotund horizon
#

Everyone knows Hong Meiling is the real China

whole sable
#

It's China controlled by me that's the real China

whole sable
#

I am the god emperor

rotund horizon
#

No

whole sable
#

And the mandate of big mak

rotund horizon
#

Also

rotund horizon
whole sable
#

No

rotund horizon
#

I have a feeling you and him are the same person

whole sable
#

That's was 111

rotund horizon
#

Nevermind

whole sable
neon vale
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@rotund horizon

rotund horizon
#

@little gull

rotund horizon
rotund horizon
neon vale
rotund horizon
whole sable
neon vale
whole sable
void kelp
#

My circles so sakupen rn

rotund horizon
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sweet stone
glass bobcat
shell peak
pearl fractal
rich blade
rotund horizon
#

Today's day is going good

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Got promoted to officially unkool and went shopping with my mom

void kelp
hot cypress
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Watermelon day you say... "News"

upbeat sonnet
void kelp
#

Watermelon Day!? ๐Ÿ‰

raw orchid
slate wave
urban coral
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Ah nice

scarlet nymph
rich blade
scarlet nymph
rich blade
drifting hornet
runic glacier
#

Kiryu Chan

hollow crown
#

npc behaviour

void kelp
steel sapphire
main fog
#

Get ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ with a snork

runic glacier
gloomy sage
tepid matrix
void kelp
#

Good day, guys, how are you?

gloomy sage
steel sapphire
steel sapphire
# gloomy sage eh, i'd expect from ashot

Her yar
๐“›๐“ธ๐“ธ๐“ด ๐”€๐“ฑ๐“ช๐“ฝ ๐“˜ ๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ฒ๐“ท ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป๐“ฎ

main fog
#

๐“๐“ผ๐“ฑ๐“ธ๐“ฝ ๐“ฒ๐“ผ ๐“ฝ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ ๐“ซ๐“ฎ๐“ผ๐“ฝ ๐“ฝ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ญ๐“ฎ๐“ป โค๏ธ

steel sapphire
steel sapphire
main fog
#

Freedom exo has a ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด ๐“ถ๐“ฎ๐“ฝ๐“ฎ๐“ป

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Thatโ€™s why itโ€™s the best ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ผ๐“พ๐“ฒ๐“ฝ

gloomy sage
steel sapphire
steel sapphire
main fog
#

๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ผ๐“ฌ๐“ธ๐“ป๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ฎ๐“ป

pearl spear
tepid matrix
void kelp
steel sapphire
forest hull
pearl fractal
neon vale
pearl fractal
#

Don't do it again then

neon vale
#

i mean

pearl fractal
neon vale
#

if they didnt wanna be pinged they shouldnt have been pingable stairlock

#

that or they probably arent pingable

neon vale
#

unpingable roles can still be pinged but it doesnt give them a notification anyway

neon vale
pearl fractal
#

While I was sleeping

neon vale
#

@wild mulch

wild mulch
rotund horizon
glass bobcat
pearl fractal
main fog
#

Itโ€™s like heโ€™s knows what heโ€™s doing, is gonna have vast consequences

gloomy sage
# rich blade

man i like flora camouflage pattern, but to be honest, tsifra looks better.

regal lintel
#

this has got to be one of the most "arma" things ever.
Im playing the campaign from one of the creator DLCs, and the gist of what is going on, is that Im playing as a west german soldier stranded in east germany after a short border conflict. and the objective is to escape back to safety while NVA and Border troops are hunting you down...

I was driving down the road in a Trabant I had seized where I encountered two NVA soldiers on the side of the road shooting at me, I take care of them and think nothing of it, keep driving down road and eventually I come to a bunch of medical debris scattered all over the road.. and the bridge is destroyed..

(I of course... failed to hit the brakes, and crashed the car over the edge myself)

but what Do I see at the bottom of the drink? a blown up UAZ.

the bridge wasn't destroyed as part of the mission, the AI just legitimately lost control of the vehicle and hit the side of the bridge, blew up and took the bridge out with it.

naive mica
#

Stuff like that makes the game interesting fr

neon vale
whole sable
#

@urban coral @twin cairn

urban coral
urban coral
#

But yeah, Elves usually wack, so I'm trying to work something out for myself

#

Kinda got High Elves figured out, but not sure what to do with Wood Elves

whole sable
urban coral
#

Like, they're all about "Nature ams sacred", so I don't think they'd be wearing pelts or leaves, right?

whole sable
#

Also what about in GATE

#

They are not that high and mighty

urban coral
#

In that case, are they just reskinned humans? zak

whole sable
#

They have magic unlike humans

urban coral
#

But behavior-wise?

whole sable
#

Dark elves become slaves of the people who helped them because of their gratitude

#

Also all elves have weapons

urban coral
whole sable
#

And human weaponry varies

urban coral
#

But behavior-wise? cat

whole sable
#

I don't remember the behavior of normal ones

urban coral
#

Because, gee willikers, I never would've figured Elves would usually use bows

whole sable
#

I haven't watched the anime or read the manga in a while

#

Doesn't help that only one normal elf is not dead

#

There is only one example

urban coral
#

In that case, I'll assume that they're just reskinned humans, as you'd otherwise notice a behavioral difference

whole sable
#

They are humans with magic and slightly elfish attitudes

urban coral
#

Yeah, figured

#

Unfortunately cringe dog

whole sable
#

So that's why I specified

urban coral
#

Figured I'd go with a sort of hermit/monk approach with the High Elves I was thinking of

#

Locked away from the world to strengthen body and soul

#

Think something like monks in snowy mountains

#

I need better colors on the Hero Forge attempt I made, though

void kelp
#

Just did my first mobile frame perfect spam challenge, might be easier then doing it on spacebar ๐Ÿ˜ญ

urban coral
neon vale
steel sapphire
rich blade
#

Little did Obunginator know...

DEATH.

was right behind him.

#

Requiem for Ravenholm

urban coral
steel sapphire
#

Whats NDA rock

whole sable
steel sapphire
main fog
#

Iโ€™ll I gotta do is chop a tree down, and the elfโ€™s will explode

steel sapphire
main fog
#

And use wooden sticks

hasty magnet
#

Dwarves never seen the top of each other's heads

main fog
#

At least dwarves have guns

steel sapphire
main fog
#

Elf break bone

#

Elf die

#

Dwarve break bone

steel sapphire
main fog
#

Become metal bone

whole sable
main fog
steel sapphire
main fog
whole sable
main fog
#

The mines

steel sapphire
whole sable
steel sapphire
main fog
steel sapphire
#

Dont tell Nikolai I posted that on memes

raw orchid
#

not lore accurate

whole sable
steel sapphire
whole sable
#

It's definitely not too far

steel sapphire
#

He made it

hasty magnet
#

Can't wait a day sooner for the fog to arrive, I call first to be consumed!

main fog
#

GSC AGAIN I CALL FOR THE TRADE OF MY SOUL FOR THE GAME HOC

steel sapphire
#

Anyways what is a NDA_Rock @raw orchid

raw orchid
# steel sapphire Go tell <@273877114091208704>

@supple pasture not lore accurate thumbnail dog you should've put bandits there instead of freedomers because unlike freedomers bandits in Clear Sky actually have a dialogue saying that mutants seem hot to them (last line)

urban coral
#

Like he cares zak

steel sapphire
#

What's it's purpose

raw orchid
#

confidential information basically

raw orchid
#

one that cannot be shared

urban coral
steel sapphire
raw orchid
neon vale
raw orchid
#

that's a shit meme, not NDA

urban coral
#

Marked One at it again

steel sapphire
urban coral
main fog
steel sapphire
#

You'll get it

raw orchid
#

Yes I know

raw orchid
#

aware

#

but better to learn the truth late than never

urban coral
#

Dwarf Gang Sure_I_am

raw orchid
#

besides I did what you asked me to

main fog
steel sapphire
rotund horizon
main fog
rotund horizon
steel sapphire
#

@rotund horizon hi my posna friend

rotund horizon
raw orchid
#

ok back to reading dialogues from peak game that's called Clear Sky

main fog
urban coral
#

And, honestly, what's cooler than a Dwarven Ranger?

steel sapphire
rotund horizon
urban coral
#

That's why I made my character a Dwarven Ranger, although he's more like a Giant Killer smile_degtyarev

main fog
urban coral
main fog
#

I fw rocks

rotund horizon
neon vale
#

was marked one the turkish contestant

urban coral
rotund horizon
#

We all know Strelok is from Kars,๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท

neon vale
#

is marked one a proud kurdish national

main fog
#

I like cheese curds

modern sequoia
#

me : waiting for girl's message
me : sees notification
stalker official discord server : MATERWELON
thank you GSC

modern sequoia
urban coral
#

Release the shower, boys SpoilerAlert

main fog
#

I need a snork

#

For research

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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ research

runic vector
supple pasture
#

but this is coc i think

raw orchid
#

Because those 2 factions don't have any unique dialogues for the Garbage

#

Besides Freedomers wouldn't brag about being thieves

supple pasture
#

but they kinda are criminals

main fog
#

๐“•๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ถ