💬┃en_offtop

[languid shard]

Random gun store manager gripes, most of the guns do not take clips, those are magazines. And no, we don't have an AK-47. Those are AKM rifles.

[languid hinge]

You have AKMs? Like the Czech variants or something?

[languid shard]

Right now we have a couple of American made rifles, sometimes get others in. Nothing milled though

[earnest escarp]

pensive cat

[pearl fractal]

Why upset

[teal oracle]

(He thinks your ugly)

[pearl fractal]

[urban coral]

Oh wow, I should've done this. Taking this tip with me for the future

[languid hinge]

Murica rifles are better brotherrrr

[languid shard]

I dunno, the Germans and Austrians make the best

[languid hinge]

American rifles are pretty good as well though

Nothing wrong with the classics like the AR15 or AR16

[languid shard]

Well except for the operating system being the dumbest thing

[languid hinge]

Yeah but they shoot bullet that makes people go splat

And they're pretty accurate and reliable all things considered

[languid shard]

Ehh 5.56 really isn't that great, especially out of popular barrel lengths

[hollow crown]

homebuilt fully automatic .50cal rifle

[languid shard]

That's how Barrett started, workbench in a garage

[hollow crown]

i know i made it

[languid hinge]

Depends on how much 5.56 you shoot

5.56 from a belt-fed is still stacking bodies

[hollow crown]

belt fed 😭

[languid hinge]

What

[runic vector]

?

[obsidian brook]

no, voice channel are only for Experienced+ roles

[shy narwhal]

:(

[runic vector]

Mmmm greend

[thorn cove]

BUN

[thorn cove]

[hollow crown]

ur next

[runic vector]

Pee on her she'll just pee on you back

[hollow crown]

thats 100% water

in video

[runic vector]

Too late rabbits on her way. Prepare yourself

[thorn cove]

[hollow crown]

we make rabbit stew here

good luck

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bunny-violence-attack-punch-gif-13189858591654846483

[runic vector]

You can eat her I don't want her anymore she costs too much. But heads up she loves to eat plastic so she's probably full of microplastics

[hollow crown]

arent we all

[runic vector]

They aren't scared of cats can confirm mine is an asshole and just chases them around

[runic vector]

There it sits.

[forest hull]

mans said "start talking buddy"

[pearl fractal]

It's easy to get it

[thorn cove]

I think I'm gonna get role that has "The Meme Itself"

[void kelp]

Fellow stalkers
should i buy the monolith suit?

[void kelp]

btw at what store is the non stop energy?

[hollow crown]

i shipped it from Bulgaria theu friend

But Im guessing u dont wanna pay 250eur DHL shipment fee for a collectible u wont actually drink

[void kelp]

damn

250 euros

[hollow crown]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hollow crown]

not exactly but more or less

[hollow crown]

@rotund horizon wanna communicate like lobsters

[rotund horizon]

Where ?

[hollow crown]

google it first aka how do lobsters communicate with each other

[steel sapphire]

Is it W?

[bitter hearth]

yous weird

[steel sapphire]

@bitter hearth is it good to play doom

[bitter hearth]

i dunu, if you like playing it i guess

[steel sapphire]

Doom controls hard

[hollow crown]

Serious Sam

[rotund horizon]

NO

You're weird ngl

[hollow crown]

Never

I'm just random

[steel sapphire]

I played it its easy

[hollow crown]

its a mindless shooter obviously

[steel sapphire]

Im a master of serious sam 2

of Played in medu

and my ass also played max payne

Cant say its flawless

[fringe spear]

👀

ngl if u call it a hard game u probably doesn't get used to the controls yet

[fringe spear]

is this steam version

man u are hardcore if u select the setting to play with intended keyboard-only lol

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1174099697808457778/1262842189374034061/Black_Cats.mp4?ex=669a0b30&is=6698b9b0&hm=0c5425a48cd74c69d01888ffc1059e23e9344e81154ab42995770dd1c5bf7504&

[hollow crown]

Miki Milane

[runic glacier]

i love Brutal Pack V10

[bitter hearth]

lmao, is that cod waw?

[candid cloud]

Yea.

[bitter hearth]

we gotta play it sometime, if i buy it

its awesome

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-storm-troopers-order66-gif-26071162

[steel sapphire]

Not adapted yes

[bitter hearth]

hop on deep rock galactic

[steel sapphire]

gang is he mewing

[urban coral]

He's killing it

[steel sapphire]

Rate this guy on a scale of 1-10

hes a legend

[bitter hearth]

gordon freeman better1!!!!

[urban coral]

Legend, but not legend enough tbh

[steel sapphire]

Gordon freeman always better

he did dangerous experiment

[bitter hearth]

most games i have are multiplayer and i dont wanna play them alone

[steel sapphire]

wanna sven coop later?

[bitter hearth]

guess il play halflife for the 135408513109809090532 time

[bitter hearth]

it takes time to set up, its servers are ass

[candid cloud]

Quit smoking.

Give me that.

[steel sapphire]

I take it instead

[bitter hearth]

nuh uh

[steel sapphire]

Btw which one is better

[candid cloud]

[steel sapphire]

max payne or serious sam

[bitter hearth]

hop on terraria

hop on dont starve together

hop on dying light online

[steel sapphire]

I dont play terraria never played it

[bitter hearth]

hop on barotrauma

hop on factorio

im almost finishing payday 2 missions maybe

[candid cloud]

Hop on Dying Light Bad Blood.

[hollow crown]

who wants a meth recipe

[steel sapphire]

I will burn the cook

[steel sapphire]

@candid cloud Shall I burn the food with that difficulty

[candid cloud]

Up to you, because idc.

[fringe spear]

i lived in era where sam 2 can't dual wield miniguns

[teal oracle]

which soundtrack is this again

[candid cloud]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqA46bO4VDI

[bitter hearth]

was that wealthy

[minor briar]

I was playing Outlast i cant get pass the basement

[dim perch]

One of my guys 40k rolls lol

DW 9e loophole veteran duel wielding thunder hammers vs Grimaldus

That was the hit roll

[wild mulch]

@delicate wraith

[delicate wraith]

Thanks wow this better be not mining crypto in my pc

[wild mulch]

nah
that wouldnt be funny since Shokers mod already did it

[dim perch]

Grimaldus died instantly, he didn't stand no chance

Won with no vehicles lol

[rotund horizon]

yes,SS has been on that Croatian mewing streak since 2002

can't wait to play Metro 2033 again

Only bcz of the last 2 chapters

the idea of going on a mission with a group of ppl armed to the teeth is awesome

that's why Pripyat 1 is a personal favorite

[steel sapphire]

Tf on croatia is this

A mp5sd as a sniper!

[urban coral]

Loaded dice fr

[dim perch]

They were going crazy today, 1v1v1 at 1000p, I had no vehicles and around 800p

[urban coral]

Bruh 💀

[dim perch]

One of the boys put his gladiator lancer right next to my assault centurion squad

That shit was gone first turn

[urban coral]

Wait, it can get rid of three Centurions that easy?

[dim perch]

Other way around

[steel sapphire]

Crimson this gun is viper 5 and svd had a child

[urban coral]

That sounds waaaaay more logical

[urban coral]

Looks more like a SIG to me, ngl

[steel sapphire]

would you use that gun btw?

[urban coral]

Yes

Fo' sho'

[steel sapphire]

Doesnt look goofy then

if crimson picks it

[urban coral]

Oh nah, I love goofy guns

[urban coral]

Wonder how Plasma Incinerators would do against Centurions

10e, at least

[dim perch]

Damn that's a good question

[dim perch]

At this point me and the boys are just playing 9e with 10e quality of life updates like primaris in drop pods

[urban coral]

Hellblasters could do pretty good against them when super charged, especially with Azrael Boat

[dim perch]

Ye

[urban coral]

Hit on 3+, 2+ when standing still, also has Lethal Hits and Sustained Hits, Supercharge has a Strength of 8, so you need a Wound Roll of 3+. so yeah, neat

[void kelp]

Sir crimson, are you also clutter or just crimson

[urban coral]

Uh

[STOC Gaming] Sir Crimson

[dim perch]

I kinda wanna get a box of hell blasters and a drop pod

[granite tangle]

i hallucinated my discord name turning into my full legal name

[urban coral]

Well, biggest problem with it is that it's a cap size of 10, so I'd rather put Elites inside them, seen how 9e doesn't have Leaders attached to a Unit

So you could do something like 6 Bladeguard Veterans, then all Characters

[dim perch]

Ye but cause I'm playing 9e with a bit of 10e primaris updates i can teleport 2 kill teams/1 normal unit/ 2 dreadnoughts

[urban coral]

Real

Deathwatch teleportariums are based fr

Deathwing got them baroque relic teleportariums, though

If only you could make a competent Deathwing list for ICTF, tho

[dim perch]

Best chapter tho is Deathwatch made up of entirely Dark Angels

Bc of some loopholes you can have a squad of Deathwatch vets duel wielding thunder hammers

1 guy can kill a standard knight in a turn

10e removed it tho

[urban coral]

Like, I love how ICTF's ability is basically just super autism, as befits the Dark Angels

[dim perch]

Man what you think would be better for my main infantry force: Indomitor kill teams made up of 5 heavy intercessors and 5 eradicators or Proteus kill teams made up of 5 dw vets and 5 dw terminators

I can't decide

[urban coral]

No clue what your army looks like

10e removed all of them

Complete bs

10e so far has been nothing but a shitshow

[dim perch]

Biker captain, biker chaplain, assault centurions, 10 DW vets, 5 heavy intercessors and 3 eradicators rn

[urban coral]

What about a Specter Kill Team?

Or whatever the name is

[dim perch]

They're good but idk I already have some DW vets and heavy intercessors

I'm going for 1,500p

[urban coral]

I'm not entirely sure what to do for my 2000 points list

My 1000 points should be a fairly solid list

Tailored for the Unforgiven Task Force

[dim perch]

A shit ton of drop pods and hell blasters is always nice

[urban coral]

Not even sure what to do for my Inner Circle Task Force list

Like, fielding Belial in ICTF doesn't seem worth it, tbh

Running ICTF doesn't seem worth it, tbh

But you need to collect Deathwing Knights and Inner Circle Companions, because that's the only way you can get their transfer sheet now

I hate Games Workshop

[hollow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gog-cat-meme-funny-gif-6369932157173349877

[urban coral]

At least they buffed them

Besides, fielding Asmodai with Inner Circle Companions sounds really based

Fluff-wise

Asmodai novel when?

[steel sapphire]

Who are these people on the painting

[urban coral]

Likely devs

[steel sapphire]

holy shit the devs are mostly men in this game

and its croteam

[void kelp]

Yeah so?

Games in le old days were always dominated by men

[dim perch]

Just got to level 6 in Doom 64, ID being peak like always

Guns are awesome, only bad thing about them is the db doesn't reload

Shotguns and chainsaw are my main weapons like always

[rotund horizon]

Just like me

[raw orchid]

Ayo

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/choso-jujutsu-kaisen-choso-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-14832521084363928200

[urban coral]

Not in the old days...

[rotund horizon]

Shame It wasn't in the old days

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/577336176172597268.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[raw orchid]

Better to delete it brother

[rich blade]

I guess

[raw orchid]

Thanks for understanding

[candid cloud]

Like anyone cares.

https://tenor.com/view/psychopomp-fanding-club-stuk-hummer-molotok-gif-4525881619573015392

[teal oracle]

real

[teal oracle]

good game
second favorite indie game for sure

[raw orchid]

Still, i'm just doing what I'm expected to do

[candid cloud]

My ass want to translate that game and dub that song.

I'm losing it.

[teal oracle]

REAL

[rotund horizon]

Neutrootics

[teal oracle]

[candid cloud]

Sounds about not right,

[rich blade]

ANTIBIOTICS!!!

[teal oracle]

Karbonic is working on an update for the game
aka more content

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/feraljak-soyjak-feral-wojak-gun-gif-27376826

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/psychopomp-psychopomp-elevator-gif-1136910370816683877

[raw orchid]

Anyways

@teal oracle whats up?

[candid cloud]

No ducking way.

[teal oracle]

not much
Playing baldurs gate

[candid cloud]

Please, do not do the bear.

[dim perch]

Doom 64 shotgun is soo nice

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[raw orchid]

@candid cloud seen 4x8 of the boys?

[candid cloud]

Not yet

[raw orchid]

I won't say much but its wild

Really really wild

[vernal loom]

I feel like there’s something to say but my head is empty

Hello chat

[raw orchid]

Hi Tremor

[glass bobcat]

Death!!!

[glass bobcat]

That shit was wild af

[candid cloud]

Because they put your brains into phones.

[rich blade]

Paint it red

[raw orchid]

Real

[rich blade]

More WAAAGH
also put MORE DAKKA

[glass bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/enclave-fallout3d-gif-20601696

[vernal loom]

My head hurts so bad

[raw orchid]

Now we gotta wait 2 more years

[urban coral]

Makes no sense with what you just said

Paint it yellow fr

[rich blade]

Paint it blue
More lucky

[dim perch]

Yellow with the 3 blue stripes for sick tricks

Drifting on it or some shit

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-eating-twix-fisheye-eat-eat-twix-camera-twix-eating-chocolate-bar-gif-26338197

[raw orchid]

Jumpscare

[urban coral]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/40kOrkClanBadMoons-Oct24-ShokkjumpDragsta31rf.jpg

[vernal loom]

Someone put a stake through my heart so I can finally be released from this mortal coil

[dim perch]

Bro is a philosopher

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/simon-lashes-out-smash-bros-ultimate-super-smash-brothers-ultimate-gif-12314068

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/master-oogway-kung-fu-panda-inner-peace-gif-11501603

[raw orchid]

@vernal loom being horny

[vernal loom]

It’s actually over

[dim perch]

New lore confirmed 💀

[urban coral]

Mfw why did you turn into Sparrowhawk?

[raw orchid]

Couldn't resist from posting that particular meme

[vernal loom]

I did not have any sexual relations with bloodsuckers

[urban coral]

Now complete the Reverse No Hit Holy Run

[whole sable]

Matt I am sorry 😞 but I have to do this

[vernal loom]

Do what

[whole sable]

Shower react him

[vernal loom]

Or throw me some holy water, I need it quick

[raw orchid]

Its burover

[whole sable]

You brought this upon yourself

[dim perch]

Just drink some kvass and eat a pickle

[urban coral]

Real

[raw orchid]

True

[urban coral]

One mortal shell with holy water, coming up

[valid jay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/551934751712477201/1261615177615282197/image0.gif

[whole sable]

You were supposed to stop the horny posters

[urban coral]

C&C4 holy water mortars, my beloved

[whole sable]

But you became what you sought to destroy

[dim perch]

Or if you want the true beverage of gods, mix pickle juice with kvass and drink it

[raw orchid]

I'm still not guilty of posting that 1 meme tbh

[valid jay]

insane

[dim perch]

I gotta try it

[raw orchid]

Its just too well made lol

[valid jay]

especially if it's not a homemade kvas

[raw orchid]

Like genuinely

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ffxiv-ffxi-ffvii-orc-looking-up-disintegrate-gif-3828438190886311598

[dim perch]

Might try tomorrow idk

[whole sable]

None are above the 🚿

[urban coral]

Real

Oi, Polish git

[whole sable]

You have 🚿 plutonium for his well made ones

[urban coral]

Wa's da bestest Ork klan tere iz?

[vernal loom]

Off topic question but if I go to a pharmacy can I ask for iron pills at the counter?

[raw orchid]

Not to all of his memes

[dim perch]

Ma bois

[whole sable]

This is off top channel

[dim perch]

Us bois have moa teef then finga

[urban coral]

Yeah, everyone in here has to have their top off

So no bra

[urban coral]

Bad Moons?

[rich blade]

Bad Moons! Dey got the most Flashy Gitz!

[vernal loom]

Can’t find anything good enough and I don’t have a paper that has my prescription on it

[hollow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gog-cat-meme-funny-gif-6369932157173349877

[urban coral]

I dunno, dem Bad Moons gitz have dem Flash Gitz as dere "ikonic" unit, but dat's moar of a Freeboota ting

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-cavalo-spin-meme-flip-gif-17331191

[dim perch]

If i had to pick maybe Evil Sunz cause Ork vehicles are awesome

Boom dakka snazzwagon is peak

[urban coral]

Bad Moons, Blood Axes or Deathskulls for me

[dim perch]

Idk I'm not too educated on orks but I know my fair bit

[dim perch]

Good picks, I just can't resist the mad max orks

[urban coral]

They don't look that interesting to me, tbh

[raw orchid]

@whole sable I actually liked some of Plutoniums memes/memes he posted. Like this 1

[dim perch]

Ye, ork klans can kinda depend on mood tbh

[urban coral]

For my Xenos army, I'll either go with Orks, Leagues of Votann or Genestealer Cults, I think

[whole sable]

True but you still posted horny

[urban coral]

Shame

[dim perch]

Orks, necrons and Votann are my favourites

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-guilty-my-bad-umm-gif-23529160

[dim perch]

But hell I'm on my 4th army idk if im getting more

[urban coral]

My idea is

Space Marine army
Imperium army
Chaos army
Xenos army

Kinda categorized just like the GW site

[raw orchid]

Space Marines army

[urban coral]

Space Marine army is obviously Dark Angels

[dim perch]

I tick 3 of the boxes but I ain't getting any chaos, best ones are the fallen cause at least they used to be dark angels

[urban coral]

Exactly

It's a shame they don't have rules anymore

[dim perch]

Or models

They on the dark aeldari level rn

[urban coral]

They do, but like, you can't field them

Actually, you can, but only as a part of a Crusade game

And just one Character, too

Space Marine army is obviously Dark Angels

Imperium army, I dunno. I love Imperial Knights, but I'd feel guilty for basically coming with an army that forces list tailoring for the enemy

Chaos, no clue

[dim perch]

What does John Workshop even do with all the money hes taken from us 💀

[urban coral]

Xenos, Leagues of Votann, Orks or Genestealer Cults

[urban coral]

*James

[dim perch]

Their fault for not having good anti armours

[hollow crown]

w sigma rizz

[dim perch]

Shit ye that's better

Also just saying, knights are awesome to build, paint and use

[urban coral]

Definitely

[dim perch]

Just cool to have your big boys

[urban coral]

I love House Cadmus, but House Raven is literally Dark Angels but Questor Mechanicus

[dim perch]

I honestly prefer custom houses, at least in 9e

[urban coral]

Like, 9e rules-wise, they shoot while advancing like the Ravenwing, are durable like Deathwing and got the Order of Companions acting like elites, kinda like the Inner Circle

[hollow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/skinwalker-1v1-local-deer-fight-deer-boxing-gif-24034383

[urban coral]

But House Cadmus are basically knight-hunters, which sounds sick

[dim perch]

The lore for my dudes is that the house split during the Horus heresy and the heretics killed most of the normal dudes and now the remaining guys recruited more guys and theyre tryna finish off the heretics

[raw orchid]

Lore that goes hars

Hard

[urban coral]

Hars lore fr

[raw orchid]

I'm typing on my phone man, give me a break lol

[urban coral]

I don't see the problem, lore goes hars

[raw orchid]

[dim perch]

Colour scheme goes with the lore too, we got dark green and dark red, the og pre heresy colour was dark green and the red symbolises the betrayal and bloodshed during the heresy

[urban coral]

https://warhammer40000.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/ti0CSz5zmdOV6i5d.png

[dim perch]

[raw orchid]

[dim perch]

Literally all high ranking guys in my DW ended up being da

[urban coral]

https://warhammer40000.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/P6ngvFo3DazkVG9u.png

Hellblasters, my beloved

[dim perch]

Hell ye

Imma cop a squad soon

I'm trying to make my DW lore accurate in the amount of men

And send them on a crusade of racism

[urban coral]

Y'know, it's ironic

Despite DA being known for their Chaplains, actually fielding Chaplains is counter productive for their playstyle

[dim perch]

Chaplains are awesome but the biggest question is, who also fields a Judiciar?

[urban coral]

Judiciar is viable for us

[dim perch]

I use one with my Ultramarines

[urban coral]

And especially for White Scars and Blood Angels

[delicate yew]

Field what you want in the name of fun

[delicate yew]

I kinda got this going
SM: Ultramarines
Imperium: Sisters/Guardsmen
Chaos: Iron Warriors, Knights
Xenos: Necrons/Orks

[glass bobcat]

Gen V is gonna get a new season

But the boys >>>>

[shy narwhal]

How's the management of abnormalities going? @rotund horizon

[rotund horizon]

Managed to get to Day 12

hardest one so far

tho I'm enjoying It

[pearl spear]

Hmm.. the woman more dangerous than a mutant in the zone

[hollow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gog-cat-meme-funny-gif-6369932157173349877

[lament zealot]

https://discordapp.com/channels/504587323577729024/524246444560089099/1263620176251715584
COCK VISIBLE AT 11 SECONDS!!!

https://tenor.com/view/wooo-yeah-baby-gif-18955985

[shy narwhal]

Wait until you get the Big Bird

[urban coral]

This is what fun looks like, Incursion-sized

[rotund horizon]

alredy did

If you're reffering to the plague doctor

[urban coral]

Bruh, it's true

[whole sable]

Why did you look 🤔

[urban coral]

Mod instinct

[whole sable]

I couldn't see it. It was kinda blurry

[urban coral]

Besides, bored

[shy narwhal]

No, is name is literally "Big Bird"

[shy narwhal]

Oh yeah, but i should give you a tip @rotund horizon

Regarding the Plague Doctor

Are you ready?

[candid cloud]

GOAT!

[sour trellis]

https://youtu.be/dLUMoWKZSGA?feature=shared

[rotund horizon]

yes

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-corporation-good-always-overcomes-evil-white-night-one-sin-and-hundred-of-good-deeds-gif-9077400365870957966

[rotund horizon]

huh ?

[shy narwhal]

You will eventually understand

[rotund horizon]

that's the advice ?

[shy narwhal]

Yes

[rotund horizon]

ah,okay

GIFs funny tho

[runic vector]

Rate the dinner chat

[rotund horizon]

Reisen Udongein Inaba/10

[candid cloud]

I want to give up.

[rotund horizon]

BigHugBoss

[shy narwhal]

How many times did you lower the counter of the Plague Doc to 0? @rotund horizon

[rotund horizon]

3 when I first got him;2 of my security team agents can't work now but are still alive

[shy narwhal]

Have you read the guidelines?

[rotund horizon]

yes

I still have yet to research him

[shy narwhal]

How many of your employees are blessed?

[rotund horizon]

3

2 from safety team and 1 from the beginner team

[dim perch]

A good 8/10, literally my breakfast today

[runic vector]

Missing radish tbh

[dim perch]

Tomorrow I'm making the super drink, I might die but it'll be worth it

Imma mix kvass and pickle juice together in a glass and drink it

[runic vector]

Isnt there literally a russian soup thats this

Well its not pickle, raw vegetable but you could add pickle juice and it would not be much different

[dim perch]

Idk but I'm making the ultimate drink

I may die but it's for science

[runic vector]

Nothing will beat hawaiian kefir. I am sorry

[dim perch]

No

My left ball is gonna be a moonlight but I gotta do it

[runic vector]

Potion of acid reflux

[teal oracle]

[runic vector]

Also,best part of eating like a rabbit is you can share with one

[rotund horizon]

congrats on purple role

now you can no longer be bullied for being a blue role

[dim perch]

Thanks man

[rotund horizon]

so lets see now

Crimson- Ryan Gosling

Rahmi- Ryan Gosling

[bitter spruce]

7

[rotund horizon]

Goopmastah- Ryan Gosling

Polski Strelok- Ryan Gosling

that's why I'll become the next STOC Ryan Gosling

[valid jay]

@twin cairn

[whole sable]

[olive flicker]

The kid didnt get 101% on her test for college AP chemistry

[neon vale]

apparently frisian is closer related to english than dutch

[neon vale]

sometimes its easy to forget that pretty much every touhou character is a bad person

depending on the context pretty much every named character could be a villain

[runic vector]

Spongebob Font

[rotund horizon]

0.006276 BAM is my favorite rapper

[neon vale]

12,678 dong

[neon vale]

man the chinese were geniuses

[runic vector]

I remember learning this when I took mandarin for a year and i think about it a lot

[rotund horizon]

The only chinese letter I ever learned

all the way back in 3rd grade elementary school english class

wich was like 10-11 years ago

[neon vale]

i confuse it with both ホ and 本

[rotund horizon]

I wonder why isn't Metro 2033 Redux showing up

Like,why isn't Discord showing It

[hasty magnet]

Because-

[bitter spruce]

BECAUSE

EUROPEANS

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/oil-hes-true-you-know-morgan-freeman-hes-true-gif-6901427860439188859

[hasty magnet]

THEY'RE IN OUR HEADS. THE GOVERNMENT HACKED MY BRAIN

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/headbanging-gif-19237019

[autumn pulsar]

who would answer

[steel sapphire]

so it doesnt contain va's

[hollow crown]

I have a job for u

[steel sapphire]

?

bro netricsa is a girl

in ss2

whats these

[hollow crown]

xtc

ecstasy flats

[steel sapphire]

drug type shit?

[hollow crown]

no obviously its a drug

its MDMA

[steel sapphire]

do you want me to sell it to rostok citizens?

[hollow crown]

🔥

[steel sapphire]

or freedomers

[hollow crown]

freedomers probably smoke crack by now

[steel sapphire]

they will crack new thing by now

[hollow crown]

this u

[steel sapphire]

So what I do

[hollow crown]

skibidi sigma toilet

god its too early

[steel sapphire]

nah....

what the brainrot

[hollow crown]

we need to find you a girlfriend

[steel sapphire]

real

but yes

[void kelp]

hello. how are you guys?

[hollow crown]

mf is there any girl u like

[hollow crown]

alive

[olive flicker]

If more people had girlfriends this server would be empty

[hollow crown]

how

tbh u right the fanatics defo need 1

[olive flicker]

They have something better to do than be on discord

[hollow crown]

depends on the time of the day

once you realize ur gf wakes up about 1-2 pm u just wake up early instead

[olive flicker]

Being a fanatic is alright but making it everyone elses problem isnt

[hollow crown]

Mate I kinda borderline cringe when I see dudes dropping stalker rule in form of 1 sentence they screenshot convo with ingame npc and have a folder full of it

That amount of energy and dedication shoulda put into making money

[olive flicker]

Thats the thing ive noticed here, theres a bunch of fanatics and pretty much everybody is autistic with stalker but its 50/50, half are shitters who start throwing a fit if you say even one good thing about anomaly and the others chill

[olive flicker]

Theyre passionate

Thats cool, but being a dick to others because they enjoy the game differently than you aint

[hollow crown]

Passionate about wrong things

[olive flicker]

Who says its wrong, you?

Youre not their dad

Focus on yourself chief

[hollow crown]

Wrong values in life if u peep the smaller details, not for everyone but certain people

That I've noticed

[olive flicker]

How is being passionate about a game indicative of your values, who even cares?

Were all here for stalker one way or another, not to question each other for their values lol

[hollow crown]

Spending 10 hours arguing about Anomaly but complaining u cant afford a new PC whilst being 20+ bit weird

[olive flicker]

Yeah those people are mega virgins, youre using an extreme example though

[hollow crown]

[olive flicker]

Most people in here arent that level of virgin

[hollow crown]

Yeah but those mfs always make sure to stand out 😭

[olive flicker]

Yeah its the dumbest that are the loudest in the room

Thats everywhere too, thats why you have to disregard anything they say

[simple sage]

wyatt0utlaw has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[olive flicker]

They mess up your perception of everyone else

[hollow crown]

Oh yeah I dont take it serious its something Ive noticed, I could not care less they can do them even though its like lol

Everyone has their poison/bad qualities to speak of sorts

[sour trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/darnoldinho-crewstaig-stemmerman-gif-20787297

[gray jetty]

No they gotta be dead first

[hollow crown]

necrophiliac

[gray jetty]

Mate can’t catch any game if there still alive

[hollow crown]

Just find a normal one

(rare spawn chances)

[gray jetty]

When they spawn with out the inbred crazy debuff or the lesbian trait

But in other news

I might finally have an interview for a new job

[olive flicker]

The hotter they are the crazier

If theyre hot and not crazy then they are a unicorn and must be studied

[gray jetty]

Tell me about it

And I’m short fused as is with out my meds

[runic vector]

If I ever announce I get a gf just know something deeply wrong has happened and you must put me down.

[hollow crown]

Depends what crazy

crazy can be good sometimes

[runic vector]

What is good crazy

[hollow crown]

Will try to bite u if u disturb food + tablet time but will dropkick any girl that tries approaching you and likes being pampered type crazy

[bitter spruce]

you need a balance

[runic vector]

Ah that's not so bad

Bro wants a turbo autist

[hollow crown]

I have an adhd warrior already as a gf

[runic vector]

Adhd aint nothin son get in the trenches

Actually don't women with personality disorders legitimately scare me

[hollow crown]

Wait till you're both diagnosed 🔥

[hollow crown]

Get yourself a suicidal bpd shawty

[runic vector]

I would actually much prefer a delicious fruit popsicle instead!

[steel sapphire]

Idk man I like straight haired girls

[hollow crown]

😭

I meant irl

[steel sapphire]

No sadly Cuz I cant hook up one

[hollow crown]

If you can make her laugh and giggle you can make them cheeks clap and jiggle

[hollow crown]

weird squirrel

[bitter hearth]

nah man thats a dawg bru

[delicate lake]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1263750203253723236/image0.gif

what is this

[bitter hearth]

looks like a rabbit

[delicate lake]

i think its a bear tbh

[bitter hearth]

could be

[runic vector]

One of those new fangled chinchillers

[steel sapphire]

Would you use this gun

[runic vector]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-mobile-autism-car-autism-car-autism-car-meme-gif-2950092535831005678

[steel sapphire]

We need more elephant green screen

[sour trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-monkey-greenscreen-gangnam-style-gif-2732564395826265403

You get monke

[pearl fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-cat-meme-funny-gif-10043909485181631741

[void kelp]

THE SILLY

loaf

[delicate yew]

Baby boy

[viscid crescent]

precious little rascal

[hollow crown]

Weird axolotl

[rich blade]

The man
The myth
The silly

[olive flicker]

Your raccoon is broken

[delicate lake]

thats a bear bruh

[void kelp]

thy name of this creature

[delicate yew]

Mr. Jinx

[void kelp]

AWWWWWWW

[olive flicker]

Cat discovers self

[delicate yew]

Spot the cat

[void kelp]

hmmmmmmmm

[viscid crescent]

hehe i took that picture :D

[void kelp]

found em

[rich blade]

I think it's a hedgehog

[delicate lake]

i dont think so

[rich blade]

It's probably a thing.

[delicate lake]

its a bear, im telling you man

[rich blade]

It's probably an otter.

[candid cloud]

It's a raccoon.

[rich blade]

It's an otter.

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[delicate lake]

ITS A BEAR

IM THE ONE WHO OWNS IT BRUH

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-it-kill-it-with-fire-flamethrower-the-thing-macready-gif-8690625428905334024

[delicate lake]

YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE

[fair robin]

EMERGENCY
Send this to all the servers you are on because it is important.
(I did not write this)
Do not accept a friend request from Bert#2929. He is a hacker/r@pist. Tell everyone on your friends list, because if someone on your list adds them, they will also be on your list. They will find the IP address and the address of your PC, so copy and paste this message wherever you can. He walks around sending friend requests to random Discord users, and those who accept his requests will see their accounts and IP addresses revealed to him. Spread the word and send it to as many Discord servers as possible. If you see this user, DO NOT accept their friend request and report it immediately.

The above message is meant to be sent on different servers, so we publish it here too, please beware of these users, as Discord is not a 100% safe place.
This message is rested.

Please be safe y'all

[nocturne iron]

K

[raw orchid]

thanks for the warning

couldn't find that guy in this server though, if you have his user ID send me in DMs @fair robin

[nocturne iron]

I'm pretty sure it's an old copy pasta

[raw orchid]

Dunno, never seen that 1 before

[nocturne iron]

It's 2 years old

First mention I found was on reddit from 2 years ago, word for word copied

[candid cloud]

[fringe spear]

haha gotem

[raw orchid]

Bruh moment fr

[bitter hearth]

what are you doing here

[candid cloud]

Chilling probably.

[wheat rapids]

Real

Also, Neko Atsume pfp

[void kelp]

yes

[wheat rapids]

The realing

[void kelp]

viont

[void kelp]

socks

[pearl fractal]

@bitter hearth you sleeping in Voice channel ?

[bitter hearth]

im playing subnautica below zero

[pearl fractal]

You are not streaming ig? Cuz I can't see nothing

[bitter hearth]

yeah im testing stuff first

the stream is lagging for some reason

obs studio kinda works only for recording

[shy narwhal]

@rotund horizon KEEP MANAGING ABNORMALITIES

[steel sapphire]

Gang Im replaying this

W?

[pearl fractal]

@bitter hearth @raw orchid come join activity in the voice channel

[steel sapphire]

what we doin

[pearl fractal]

[pearl fractal]

Death by AI!
We set scenarios and write solutions for it and let the ai cook

[steel sapphire]

Can Me join

[bitter hearth]

whats going on with it

oh holdon

there we go

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/project-moon-library-of-ruina-angela-nuh-uh-nuh-uh-meme-gif-1339584020152927431

[pearl fractal]

No idea

It's working for me

[steel sapphire]

@pearl fractal can I come

[pearl fractal]

Join yeah

[steel sapphire]

send the link

[pearl fractal]

Join voice channel dummy haha

And enter

[bitter hearth]

i fixed it

[pearl fractal]

[rich blade]

You're an abnormality.
Bahahahahahaha.

[void kelp]

am working on something on sfm what you guys think of it so far?

[rotund horizon]

I will but I must also get to Polis to Inform Miller

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-corporation-all-around-helper-gif-25131030

[shy narwhal]

Abnormalities comes first

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/burn-it-kill-it-with-fire-flamethrower-the-thing-macready-gif-8690625428905334024

[rotund horizon]

True

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/carmen-lobotomy-corporation-library-of-ruina-brick-you-died-gif-12666523301782073921

This is what will happen in just few days as you work with the Plague Doctor @rotund horizon

[bitter hearth]

derek flash backs💀

[shy narwhal]

It's not the Plague Doctor you think of

He's way worse

[rich blade]

I WILL FINISH THE WORK CAPTAIN TITUS STARTED!

[delicate yew]

Malum Caedo = "I kill evil"

[simple sage]

corvidiandragon has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[viscid crescent]

😭

[rich blade]

Naughty Naughty....

[viscid crescent]

i was trying to say how all my homies HATE Leandros 🙅‍♀️

[rich blade]

I HATE LEANDROS!

"The codex astartes doesn't comply with this"
SHUT UP

[bitter hearth]

@steel sapphire @pearl fractal the bot isnt usualy this hard, i think because he doesnt know stalker so we just die all the time

or the zone is really that difficult

[rotund horizon]

I was also able to unlock that static abnormality

[steel sapphire]

agree

[bitter hearth]

we havent survived once

[shy narwhal]

Which one

There are many "Tools"

[steel sapphire]

I think I did this time

[rotund horizon]

That one that doesn't have a physical form and is only a static

[bitter hearth]

Nuh Uh!, you cheated!

[steel sapphire]

My internet did

[shy narwhal]

OH THAT ONE

[steel sapphire]

My internet so It doesnt count?

[rotund horizon]

It seems that deploying an agent with low fortitude will make It easier for me extract information from it

[shy narwhal]

1.67 mhz? @rotund horizon

[bitter hearth]

oh bruh, well you skipt a judgment you will probably win

[rotund horizon]

I think that's Its name,still didn't fully research It

[shy narwhal]

Use Repression work on it, and lvl 1 fortitude agents have a boost

Although be aware that completing a "Normal work" it will lower the counter

It has 4 counters

[bitter hearth]

you know when the bot goes your fate has been sealed! and seals the fates everywhere

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/bongbong-lobotomy-corporation-lobotomy-corp-gif-25715557

[rotund horizon]

Normal being common right ?

[shy narwhal]

The result

There's bad work, normal work and good work

[rotund horizon]

I'm aware of that

[rich blade]

https://youtu.be/-_P6fwckB5k?si=XfrGcvnJKyiHbIXc

[shy narwhal]

Yeah, some abnormalities like this one will lower the counter if the outcome is Normal instead of Good

[bitter hearth]

yoooo fr?

[candid cloud]

What the hell are you playing.

[bitter hearth]

death by ai discorb

[candid cloud]

Yesh.

[bitter hearth]

cant wait to play it

[candid cloud]

Shitcorb, oops.

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/bongbong-lobotomy-corporation-lobotomy-corp-gif-25715557

[rich blade]

Yes!

[candid cloud]

I'll hop on in some minutes.

[shy narwhal]

Follow Vitap

[bitter hearth]

aight

[bitter hearth]

that game was awesome

[rich blade]

What the hell is a bongbong

[void kelp]

Who consumed the entire canon hitman series products?

[bitter hearth]

@pearl fractal you shouldve turned on bonus rounds

[rotund horizon]

Vitap ?

[bitter hearth]

you can win extra hearts that way

[shy narwhal]

https://youtu.be/FQWbhToTM3c?si=FDyAFArwAJTb47tV

[candid cloud]

Lvl 84, let's go...

[simple sage]

object279gaming has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bitter hearth]

awesome

[candid cloud]

SKILL ISSUE.

[bitter hearth]

you die first tho

[rotund horizon]

Yooooooo
It's her

[steel sapphire]

was gonna call @candid cloud

[candid cloud]

No shit, I'm young old man.

[steel sapphire]

He ates snakes

[bitter hearth]

solid snake died by snake😔

[steel sapphire]

@candid cloud Are you real service

[bitter hearth]

next time call leon from resident evil 4, he also ate snakes

and eggs

and giant fish

[steel sapphire]

Real

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/psychopomp-fanding-club-stuk-hummer-molotok-gif-4525881619573015392

[steel sapphire]

Snake are you eater

snake eater

[bitter hearth]

we should play payday, been playing it recently

[candid cloud]

Lmao.

[steel sapphire]

I dont have payday

:<

[bitter hearth]

its okay bain can bail me out in no time!

i died because i did mission with bots

[bitter hearth]

iirc its like 2 bucks on steam sale

[candid cloud]

So true.

[steel sapphire]

iirc?

[candid cloud]

Sadly it didn't say that you joined my game.

[rich blade]

GEM

[bitter hearth]

missed chance

[bitter hearth]

if i remember correctly

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/coal-coal-alarm-alarm-gem-cringe-gif-12659343827939057679

[bitter hearth]

doing stealth missions with bots is insanity in payday

[pearl fractal]

@bitter hearth turned out to be wolf now

[rich blade]

https://tenor.com/view/husky-never-goon-gif-644901531684830611

[candid cloud]

@pearl fractal, the hell are you doing in my house.

[bitter hearth]

this bot doesnt know what volatiles are

[candid cloud]

Idk what volatiles are.

[bitter hearth]

big scary dying light monsters

[steel sapphire]

Btw snake

[candid cloud]

W.

[bitter hearth]

no way you survived by summoning

[steel sapphire]

I installed max payne is it w

[candid cloud]

Terraria gameplay helped me.

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[bitter hearth]

solid snake summoner class?

i got an idea, solid snake terraria character

[steel sapphire]

yall play terraria?

[bitter hearth]

sometimes yeah

[urban coral]

Sir Crimson Blue Mage class

[candid cloud]

[bitter hearth]

if we ever do terraria im melee class

now, back to scary creatures under water

[steel sapphire]

Im no class cuz not played terraria

[urban coral]

I no habe Terraria

[steel sapphire]

Marked One No class

[cunning scaffold]

😭

[pearl fractal]

Brb later heh

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wrestling-cat-choking-cats-fighting-cat-meme-gif-4366151393057216025

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733823810213773363/1214567953006198844/attachment.gif

[old roost]

who's more cringe, Gen X, Millenials or Gen Alpha

Gen X thinks theyre hardened war vets
Millenials think they're Jim Carrey
Gen Alpha skibidi rizz ohio gyatt kai cenat rizzing up baby gronk fanum tax livvy dunne

[raw orchid]

Why is that even a question?

Gen Alpha, no doubt

[thorn cove]

apprently I had fight with Gamma Modder himself

[rotund horizon]

Gen Beta

[old roost]

they aint even cum yet bro

[rotund horizon]

I did cum tho

[old roost]

not funny didnt laugh log out lil man

[thorn cove]

Torrents cannot be updated

At last people can install old verison when new one is broken

[rotund horizon]

I won't

[rotund horizon]

Erm...what the Grok

[raw orchid]

watch your tone with Grok @thorn cove

[thorn cove]

Imagine respecting him

His simps are worst

[void kelp]

Get tarrerium

[old roost]

doing tricks on it

[steel sapphire]

Let the gang know this is ak47

[buoyant copper]

I was gifted Stalker2 on Steam and I was wondering if it's possible to pay the difference and upgrade your edition?

Anyone know?

[urban coral]

k

[shy narwhal]

You cannot

[rotund horizon]

@shy narwhal Started liking BongBong
https://youtu.be/_z-uSBOIR58?si=BzQtsihQg4-R31Ti

In fact:I've seen her long before learning about Lobotomy corp

[shy narwhal]

Yeah, YumYum (red) was killed by the manager because Nothing There actually killed her and took her skin, so it was basically Nothing There disguised as YumYum

[rotund horizon]

Does Project Moon have an official discord server btw ?

[shy narwhal]

Nop

Also, Vitap is a friend of mine lol

[rotund horizon]

Really ?

[shy narwhal]

Yea

[rotund horizon]

Good for you

[wild mulch]

I just put my headphones on and realized how many annoying sounds are in my minecraft base

[rotund horizon]

Me when I play Stalker An*maly

[buoyant copper]

Pain

ty

[wild mulch]

in all my genius I though it would be great idea to have portals, cows, chicken and dogs next to each other and all close to room I use the most

[urban coral]

Animaly? Wouldn't that be Animal-y?

[pearl fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/whack-lmm-damn-boo-busted-gif-5457286

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163382741491122176/1263652517770821642/bfeaYAHybcsgN6WH.mov?ex=669b039d&is=6699b21d&hm=ee9b168d0404c2ba418eb1e017dbd871cb22d274ac532b04c0e3545317c69123&

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-bob-odenkirk-picture-gif-3471803

[void kelp]

thanks

[hollow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gog-cat-meme-funny-gif-6369932157173349877

[rotund horizon]

@neon vale

[pearl fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-stare-bruh-wat-what-gif-5160413390783376961

[hollow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-ok-gif-27704540

[steel sapphire]

Beauty

[hollow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gog-cat-meme-funny-gif-6369932157173349877

[neon vale]

miko's backstory is wild

[urban coral]

Dark Angels GANG

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/asmodai-dark-angels-if-the-emperor-had-a-text-to-speech-device-repent-gif-17086497

[urban coral]

I need more Asmodai lore/novels fr

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/dreadnought-dawn-of-war-space-marines-execute-dark-angels-gif-23567064

dawn of war death animations definitely the coolest of any rts

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/assault-marine-sergeant-dawn-of-war-space-marines-execute-dark-angels-gif-23567051

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/farseer-dawn-of-war-warhammer40k-eldar-execute-gif-23589650

[urban coral]

If only Caliban Green was this type of green

[neon vale]

man i should try dark crusade again

i found fighting ai too easy so i stopped pretty quickly

although i mainly just did skirmish and didnt really try the campaign

[urban coral]

Eldar cringe

https://tenor.com/view/dreadnought-dawn-of-war-execution-flobat06-gif-20316662

Like, what Citadel color even is that?

It's the color they use to display Caliban Green, but Caliban Green is anything but that color

@delicate yew
Any chance you know what Citadel color that even is?

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/bodyguard-dawn-of-war-tau-empire-execute-warhammer40k-gif-23588379

the tau are the best faction tbh

[teal oracle]

real

[teal oracle]

to each their own i guess

[urban coral]

Wacky opinion

At least say which Sept you like best

[neon vale]

pech

[urban coral]

Doesn't exist

[neon vale]

homeworld of the kroot

[urban coral]

Not a Sept

[neon vale]

damn

[urban coral]

Like mfw everyone always be like "Dark Angels highlight is Warpstone Green", but Warpstone Green is Salamanders kinda green

It needs to be a bit darker

[pearl fractal]

@neon vale tf is wrong with that guy?

[runic vector]

You dont see the anaconda length shlong conveniently cropped out here

[lament zealot]

Literally me

[raw orchid]

Are you the guy or the girl?

[candid cloud]

That was unexpected.

[raw orchid]

That cake looked really delicious

[runic vector]

Carvel ice cream is very delicious, can confirm

[candid cloud]

When I'm done with a battle, I'll show you smth.

[lament zealot]

I’m the guy (please I need a baddie please please please)

[hollow crown]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gog-cat-meme-funny-gif-6369932157173349877

[void kelp]

he looks shocked

[raw orchid]

Yoooooo

[raw orchid]

Second one goes so hard 🔥

[raw orchid]

W

[runic vector]

Does anyone have good mouse recs? Like mid range price is fine. my only want is one easy to clean. I have a stupid aqua mouse and i need a new one

[void kelp]

sorry buuuut what is recs

[unkempt crown]

Recommendations

[void kelp]

oh thanks

[rich blade]

Ashot vro
What happed to yar

[hollow crown]

so epic chungus moment

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/764889291166842900/1263976054784266291/titanvdemon.mp4?ex=669c30ef&is=669adf6f&hm=6aa94a2d80a155630cd02f5a013ae7a99178c157159522b8836238f30bcc4838&

[summer torrent]

TaU come and Clean this World!

[shy narwhal]

@rotund horizon how's going with Lobotomy

[rotund horizon]

good

gonna try to beat day 12

[shy narwhal]

Get twelve of your employees blessed @rotund horizon

[dim perch]

Try bourbon vanilla

[runic vector]

Clearly you have not had a cookie puss

[rotund horizon]

so far 2 have been blessed on day 12

[forest hull]

recording sounds for shitposts is fun

[delicate yew]

Closest i can think is warpstone glow, I use it for my Ultramarines 4th company and its similar enough

[peak orbit]

Just got my Legacy Chest in from the board game, quality is great, cannot wait for the main game!

[urban coral]

Too Salamander-y, unfortunately

It's weird, Caliban Green and the color they use to display it aren't even the same

[delicate yew]

Actually yea it is a bit bright

[delicate yew]

Thats what I would use tbh

[urban coral]

Like, this is how Caliban Green looks on the display

And in Dawn of War, because Dawn of War based

https://tenor.com/view/dreadnought-dawn-of-war-space-marines-execute-dark-angels-gif-23567064

It's a bit darker, actually

But actually...

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fred-durst-freddy-fazbear-fred-durst-my-generation-gif-2417024919545966780

[void kelp]

You didnt record this though, and trust me I know how to tell a vocoder and the original hl2 and hl2 beta lines apart Ive listened to them way too many times

[forest hull]

i was moreso referring to the table sound

[neon vale]

maybe he recorded the slapping sounds

[void kelp]

Oh

Sorry

[forest hull]

yeah no i couldn't be bothered doing stuff barefoot so i just got that part off of youtube