💬┃en_offtop

[runic vector]

wow thanks google photos

[bitter spruce]

1 year ago

[languid shard]

Fried goldfish

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-nixon-nixon-president-point-pointing-gif-16530258576891657703

[void kelp]

Guys

Call of Chernobyl or Anomaly

[neon vale]

anomaly tbh

[void kelp]

I see I see

[neon vale]

depending on the addons you're going for, i wouldnt play either on their own

its like playing gmod unmodded

[void kelp]

I haven't really delved into mods yet, but I'm planning to soon

Currently playing through all 3 games

What's the difference between the two tho?

[neon vale]

anomaly is an updated version of CoC (and has a lot of CoC addons built in)

it adds a lot of fluff though

like useless items that exist solely to be useless

[void kelp]

I see I see

Well if I wanted something close to vanilla, while being open, I should go for CoC yes?

[neon vale]

yeah

[void kelp]

Alright then thanks

[neon vale]

good hunting

[void kelp]

Good hunting

[neon vale]

dont get unmotivated, stalker (and even its mods) have deceptively toxic fandoms

[plush herald]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF99xnP7Pdc

What do you think?

[pearl fractal]

Brainwash

[plush herald]

No but Norway vs Poland

Poland won fr

[pearl fractal]

But who's is speed 🤣 why all the attention

[plush herald]

Streamer

[plush herald]

The thing is not about speed, but about Poland and Norway

[pearl fractal]

Ah! I understand now :smile_scar:

But who's is speed 🤣 why all the attention

[void kelp]

hey guys. what's up?

[urban coral]

It's not called "Belgium", it's literally South Netherlands

[steel sapphire]

New usar?

[raw orchid]

Neat

[pearl fractal]

Chat is asleep

[candid cloud]

Lie.
They are busy completing this challenge.

[cunning scaffold]

Add legs

[steel sapphire]

gang do I get accepted

[steel sapphire]

These cats are real talent

[raw orchid]

@void kelp better to remove the link as it goes against the rule number 10. I don't have any wish to remove it myself nor give you a warning

[raw orchid]

@candid cloud can I use you as a weapon? 😛

[candid cloud]

Hell nah, this unit is a nut fest.

[raw orchid]

@thorn cove rate this crossover

[candid cloud]

Rate this shit.

[raw orchid]

W

[minor briar]

100/19

[void kelp]

No

[fluid basin]

Remenesheck lebecers )))

[pearl fractal]

Yes

At least earlier

[thorn cove]

I'm been bullied by my friends and A GEORGIAN EVEN.

Yes, this is over I like Makarov and people bulling me

[raw orchid]

i'm not bullying wtf

[thorn cove]

you don't know what happened in background

[raw orchid]

what happened?

[thorn cove]

even my friend draw me holding makarov pic

[raw orchid]

[thorn cove]

now you get it

[raw orchid]

I see now

[thorn cove]

Same as my room 10/10

[candid cloud]

[candid cloud]

Fr, fr.

[steel sapphire]

Hes solid snake not snake

[raw orchid]

snake that character is holding does seem pretty solid to me

[steel sapphire]

dats liquid m8

@raw orchid you got roblox btw?

[raw orchid]

Nope

[steel sapphire]

can I enter to west grestlin border?

[raw orchid]

Why asking me that? I never played the game

[tepid matrix]

No

[hollow crown]

proof

[rotund horizon]

I don't want to be muted again

[hollow crown]

i got muted before who cares

[pearl fractal]

devil whispers

[pearl fractal]

[steel sapphire]

Did blud show it fr?

[hollow crown]

yeah its tiny

[steel sapphire]

🤏

[hollow crown]

mines like a pringle can

[steel sapphire]

can It be stuck in a pringles can is my question

[hollow crown]

idk last time it got stuck was in a toaster

[pearl fractal]

[steel sapphire]

FUUUUUDGE

I JUST LISTENED TO EZIC GUY

[void kelp]

Does he have an entry permit

[steel sapphire]

Im arstotzkan

I got id card

[void kelp]

Oh righht

Where is it?

[void kelp]

NOO

[void kelp]

Dude my niece or some shit's going to perish horribly due to an illness

They got enough money for like 2 days

Had to give my son money for crayons

[void kelp]

Wait hold up... Male?

You have been selected for a random search

[steel sapphire]

XD

[void kelp]

Please face the scanner

[steel sapphire]

oh uh

Bros gonna see my snake

[void kelp]

Also I have a theory that Georgy Costava (or whatever he's called) is gay

[steel sapphire]

Its for his bday

[void kelp]

You know his first passport? The very obviously fake one

[steel sapphire]

That mf is was in wanted list

[steel sapphire]

cobrastan is aint a country dawg

[void kelp]

Under the section where it asks for sex. It's written "MEN"

[void kelp]

Knowing how he's not the smartest man he may have misinterpreted the question

[steel sapphire]

Had to accept him for a token

[void kelp]

Hey he has business selling medicine

[steel sapphire]

thats what you get when you give sons crayon

arstoka hero

[void kelp]

Georgy what is that?
Is drugs!

[steel sapphire]

LMAO I did not even searched for his drugs

thats why they calling him possible smuggler

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-papers-please-gif-22986969

[void kelp]

You have been selected for a random search

[void kelp]

Please face towards the scanner

[steel sapphire]

He gonna see his snake tonite

[candid cloud]

I will face towards with an Strv 74 pointed at you.

[steel sapphire]

sire you about to get detained

any last words?

[void kelp]

I don't get which snake this is. Is it big boss around peace waller?

[steel sapphire]

@void kelp @candid cloud

[void kelp]

Is it venom? He still has both of his arms?

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[void kelp]

I think I see a spike out of his head?

Not sure tho

[candid cloud]

Venom has a mecha-hand.

[steel sapphire]

@void kelp dude got detained

[void kelp]

He also has a spike in his head

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[steel sapphire]

gang

why everyone hides their weapons on scanners

[void kelp]

This is some weird amalgamation of both big bosses

[void kelp]

Wdym

[steel sapphire]

on papers please

I always see their guns or contrabands on their back

Also Is scar cooked

[void kelp]

They ain't putting bombs in their pockets

And if they brought a brief case that would probably need inspection

[void kelp]

Why was he denied

[steel sapphire]

Check expiration date

its outdated

Why I tell reason

[void kelp]

He tried to follow Strelok outside of Arstotzka but got stopped

[steel sapphire]

Its stamped there

[steel sapphire]

More like

Or even better

Yeah the silver is from this mf right there which he claims hes autistic who cant even broke the corrupt power centers

I would touch his eye mistaking it as a button man

[void kelp]

Shoot to kill

[steel sapphire]

Red man

then get arrest

Penalty:Death

[void kelp]

Oh

Don't you later get an option to poison the guy

[steel sapphire]

thats other one

If we cant poison antegria agent

we getting red guy who knows all ezic agents in there

@void kelp

[void kelp]

Oh that guy was an asshole

He does apologize if you let him thru

Apparently he was having a bad day

[minor briar]

Shoot to grill

[rotund horizon]

God...

My arms,hips and legs hurt so much

3 hours of stacking up wood

[void kelp]

SCP-2271 is actually kind of a banger, good keter scp

[hollow crown]

light order nun too extravagant

[urban coral]

Based, now we know you're from a CET timezone

We're slowly getting closer to know where you're actually from

Unless it's already been stated, in which case, sadge

[fringe spear]

tf is scar doing in arstotzka 💀

[void kelp]

Bro

[tepid matrix]

Whats pommes mittel ?

[tepid matrix]

Bon appetit

[raw orchid]

jeez

be careful with those man @rotund horizon

or you'll get diabetes

[urban coral]

White one, officially based

[hollow crown]

I am in Munich on vacation

I am not German though

[urban coral]

Of course you're not German, you're wealthy

[rotund horizon]

That's not my pic

It's solid snakes

[void kelp]

I feel like that's an alternate

[rotund horizon]

You look very pretty

Nice ponytails

[minor briar]

Strelok would be rock ponytails

Strelok is the Best

[candid cloud]

Yea..

[minor briar]

Strelok should be the main character in stalker 2

[hollow crown]

Thats literally you shawty

[pearl fractal]

Nah time for a new figure

[bitter spruce]

Strelok but he's too old to run around and do anything

[neon vale]

strelok would 100% be a hippy like that

[minor briar]

If he could

[neon vale]

true

he aint getting anymore hair like that

[minor briar]

Lmao but its not that much time

From 2011 to 202X

[neon vale]

2XXX

[minor briar]

How old he was like 30?

[minor briar]

Its hard to say but he cant

[neon vale]

oh yeah i forgot hes not even that old

hes not like sakharov

[minor briar]

Like he looks pretty Young just balding

In this pick looks like 30 at most

[neon vale]

they should make matt the main character

[minor briar]

Matt would be a great character also is time for another georgian protagonist

But scar yes he would be too old

Dude looks 60

[pearl fractal]

Wtf you mean? He already is

Him an Jack

[neon vale]

surface parcel is double the price but also 4 times slower

[candid cloud]

Jack?

[pearl fractal]

Jack should be king, not just a main character in S2

[minor briar]

So thats what happened in pripyat?

[rotund horizon]

Yes

Okuu screwed up with Reactor 4 and the rest is history

[neon vale]

the original duty leaders did not die in the space anomaly they were just sent to gensoukyo

[minor briar]

If stalker 2 dosent start with an anime of the accident im not playing

[candid cloud]

How it happened:

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-jerboanils-pygmy-jerboa-pygmy-gif-24956010

[minor briar]

KFC was behind all they are the enemy in stalker 2

[cunning scaffold]

Add legs

🦵

[rotund horizon]

And were killed by the first fairies they encountered

[pearl fractal]

How come you have a video of my brother?

[minor briar]

Stalker cant have legs

[cunning scaffold]

😭

Please don't...

[rotund horizon]

Ermm...actually,they do ☝️ 🤓

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-the-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-doom-dark-ages-doomguy-gif-366884463840825135

[cunning scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-love-good-morning-gif-7571519488772544730

[minor briar]

Shut Up they dont have legs

[neon vale]

imagine dying to something thats "canonically" as tall as a 6 year old

[hollow crown]

@rotund horizon got these

[minor briar]

Strelok is

[neon vale]

TRUE

[barren knoll]

Oh i'm eating buldak's noodles x3 spicy, that was awesome

[hollow crown]

asian corner shop i went to had em n sauces

picked sauces cuz had all buldak ramen before

[barren knoll]

Bro, this is the spiciest thing I've ever eaten. In 30 minutes I only ate 2 and drank all my soda

Want try again some time

[runic vector]

Buldak is good I had no idea they made hot sauces

I hate the carbonara though, but thats the only kind costco sells

[rotund horizon]

They do in 3rd person

[rotund horizon]

Strongest Duty group(not including my Preacher):

[minor briar]

Strelok yes but as far as i know scar is a torso thst floats

[rotund horizon]

You forgot Degtyrev

A.k.a the best Stalker protagonist

[minor briar]

Lmao no

Shreklok is

[rotund horizon]

Yes

[minor briar]

Dude no... Degty like cop story is really bad compared to soc

Not really bad

Is good but soc is way better story

[rotund horizon]

*CS

Clear Sky has the best story and best ending

[minor briar]

And Best Gameplay

[rotund horizon]

CS guns suck(on Vanilla)

[minor briar]

They dont

[rotund horizon]

They do,It's been proven to be Innacurate at long ranges(not including sniper rifles(

[minor briar]

Ig you are right

But shreklok is Best character

[rotund horizon]

Everyone knows It's Degtyrev

He has that Call of Pripyat rizz

[minor briar]

Everyone knows he works for the goberment

[candid cloud]

Cheers.

[minor briar]

Cheers

[rotund horizon]

So does Strelok now

[minor briar]

But he good he shooted a lot of people and a machine

Degty just looked for helis and then left

[hollow crown]

@rotund horizon why is ur discord alt named twerkstar8882

[minor briar]

Maybe he is

You never know dont nudge

Judge

[rotund horizon]

*helped the military escape,kill a bunch of ,helped Strider,Vano and Sokolov,helped the scientists,exposed Magie,killed 2 controllers,helped Cardan,Helped Nitro,saved a Stalker from the bandits & got a bunch of documents

And rizzed everyone in the Monolith

[minor briar]

Rizzed?

[rotund horizon]

Yeah

[minor briar]

When?

[rotund horizon]

Everyone knows It's called Rizz of Pripyat

[minor briar]

So is pripyat rizzing him

[rotund horizon]

The moment you encounter them in Pripyat 1 underpass

[minor briar]

Not him rizzing pripyat

[rotund horizon]

It's the opposite

[minor briar]

Then It would be rizzing of pripyat?

[rotund horizon]

Correct

[minor briar]

Fait

Fair strelok has no rizz

[rotund horizon]

Wtf,I have no alt

[rotund horizon]

Even Scar has that rizz

[minor briar]

Like he is too short balding and shoot on sight

[minor briar]

He has old man rizz

Ugly dude rizz

[rotund horizon]

Scar rizzed and that's why they helped him

And he helped them back

The Zone's biggest chad

[minor briar]

They found him in the swamps rizzed them and they was like we need to fight to save this Guy life

Strelok only badly rizzed sidorovich

[void kelp]

caused myself to bleed spamming again

2 days in a row

[minor briar]

Thst is hard af because sid is the most sexy person in the zone

But It was Lucky

And It was more the tattoo Who rizzed

[stuck niche]

My sweet baby 🫶

[minor briar]

Holy shit thats how Charlie looks without beard?

[hollow crown]

@void kelp @rotund horizon it begins

[void kelp]

Seems more like it ends

[minor briar]

Dude seek help pls

[hollow crown]

why

[minor briar]

More the energetic drinks tbh

They are no good

[hollow crown]

Its a mixer

[minor briar]

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/jerboa-jerboanils-pygmy-jerboa-pygmy-gif-24956010

[void kelp]

Man I can't wait to start waking up at 2am next week

[hollow crown]

why

[void kelp]

Going to some university thing for unreal engine that's like half across my state.

[hollow crown]

LMFAO

[void kelp]

Because they just can't do it online

Even though all were gonna do is sit at computers but I gotta be there to do it for whatever reason

[hollow crown]

come dressed up in a banana costume the whole week

[void kelp]

Good idea, but I gotta be looking out for femboys so I can't...

💀

[hollow crown]

Main city centre here filled w em

[void kelp]

No because like if they're programmers as well then we have similar interests so it can't be just randoms yk

[hollow crown]

Ball sweat stench

[void kelp]

Interesting take

[hollow crown]

woman sweat way better

[void kelp]

I'm not particularly a fan of sweat like that so I don't know where you're going with this.

[hollow crown]

You geniuenly like femboys right?

[void kelp]

Yeah?

[hollow crown]

Fair enough

[raw orchid]

Yeah its dumb af

And makes no sense at all

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/hisoutensoku-touhou-gif-10519105249142470955

this game is so fun ngl

I'm alredy beginning to learn the mechanics

[urban coral]

Ngl, I expected worse

[pearl spear]

that's where she turns into a bloodsucker werewolf

[bitter hearth]

spoinglegob jumpscare

[bitter hearth]

no way he

is drinking and driving tank legal or is it same as drinking and driving car

[candid cloud]

Idk

[candid cloud]

Ayo?

[hollow crown]

rootbeer w hennessy

[hollow crown]

goated combo

[ripe merlin]

What tf are you posting

Every time I come

There's fumo

[rotund horizon]

that's not fumo

[bitter hearth]

zoe

[rotund horizon]

managed to beat Parsee,got to the Yuugi stage boss

[ripe merlin]

It's small, it's fumo, I don't care nor want to learn

[bitter hearth]

luigi

[rotund horizon]

clearly you need to learn

you might confuse a Yukkuri with a fumo

[hollow crown]

@rotund horizon you need to try this

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/take-gif-14935282056026593614

[ripe merlin]

I should instead uninstall discord

The amount of weirdos in it is insane

[rotund horizon]

I'm not into alcohol

[neon vale]

do it

[rotund horizon]

nor carbonated drinks

[hollow crown]

aint alcohol 😭

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-laughing-laughter-come-and-see-gif-24417813

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-junko-hate-negativity-misinformation-gif-13946939268678141431

[bitter hearth]

you play mordhau, you dont get to talk

[bitter hearth]

true

[rotund horizon]

how's Touhou 6 going ?

[bitter hearth]

ice woman go brrrrrr

[rotund horizon]

I'm not drinking that

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-hecatia-clownpiece-junko-gif-8013729

[rotund horizon]

you're alredy getting into the best part

[rotund horizon]

well,almost

[bitter hearth]

thats like the second boss, and im doing lunatic difficulty, and im too stuborn to change difficulty

i WANT TO WIN

[rotund horizon]

you're a real man

I play on easy

[candid cloud]

Your spot in question:

[rotund horizon]

bcz SA is difficult

[bitter hearth]

we should play splinter cell coop

[rotund horizon]

It's not LoLK difficult but pretty hard

[candid cloud]

Yea or...

[neon vale]

LoLK is so difficult that some people are saying clownpiece is easier on lunatic than on normal

[rotund horizon]

Just started playing Touhou 12.3,It's so fun

I've become an Okuu main

[neon vale]

i like 14.5 and 15.5 better because they have sumireko

[rotund horizon]

I'll try those out too

Hisouten is a classic

[rotund horizon]

gonna try and get SWR to have more characters

[bitter hearth]

i WILL beat you

[rotund horizon]

like Tenshi or Iku

[bitter hearth]

i just gotta remember how i play flatout

[bitter hearth]

im unburnable

[bitter hearth]

unflatoutable

[rotund horizon]

so you're the fire man from MGS5

[bitter hearth]

exactly

[rotund horizon]

no way

[rotund horizon]

OkuuCakeAfterimages

[bitter hearth]

if only you crashed into a table and it made you flip 9283457 times like what happens to me

[candid cloud]

I flipped there once, okay?

[bitter hearth]

we played yesterday, faker was behind me and i was infront, i run over flat wood on ground, my car jumps up and goes 10 meters off the race cource and i crash on a tree, faker runs over it perfectly fine, we used same car

literaly flatout racism

[candid cloud]

YOU WERE BASICALLY FIRST FOR SOME LAPS BECAUSE OF THAT.

[bitter hearth]

damn random rock on ground make you go see god in the air and come back

[ripe merlin]

It's the closest thing I get to buhurt

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/keisuke-fd3s-fd-rx7-mazda-gif-26040416

[rotund horizon]

@neon vale @bitter hearth https://youtu.be/GSv3nzemR3w?si=qyQi-LV1vaimH7C6

[neon vale]

real

i should play more hisousentoku

[bitter hearth]

wich flatout is this

[candid cloud]

Ultimate Carnage.

[bitter hearth]

oh yeah i saw it

is its servers working

[bitter hearth]

or is it also broken

[candid cloud]

Depends.

If you use GFWL version, then they are working.

If you use the latest - no.

They told us lie about making MP.

They - Zoom Platform.

[bitter hearth]

im not buying it then

[rotund horizon]

It's 100% worth playing.Their discord has a download link to the full game

[neon vale]

ive had it, i just never really played it much

[bitter hearth]

your only move is hustle

[rotund horizon]

bosnian stare

[bitter hearth]

" i will give you a taste of my special brew " -antrax acid tractor driver

[brisk fjord]

I finally put in the order for an AK of my own

[rotund horizon]

bosnian stare

[glass bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3GqquByxYRexMRtbjKCdiO?si=7dxjJsimSRC0DJBHZ2Nc-g

[cunning scaffold]

🦵

[rotund horizon]

I'd love a girl to tell me that

[pearl fractal]

[gray jetty]

Same

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-black-hole-touhou-fans-meme-gif-13565274484419954775

[hollow crown]

looking extra fresh today

[hollow crown]

Are you also a cat

[rotund horizon]

No,but you'll become one

[hollow crown]

Nope Im buying you cat ears as we speak

[hollow crown]

https://open.spotify.com/track/41Z685Djf2I3uH1axTS5FG?si=3BEhsDJZSNe0_p7WiBUcHg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A7GWCqTf8Uwfvkk2UluKBQE

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1259307165538193428/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_36.mp4?ex=668b34b1&is=6689e331&hm=12f41c9926989a5da757ba83b5ef85799c3ef63a08af70be0243edc1209c7924&

[rotund horizon]

Jefuty tells it how it is

[hollow crown]

aint it past ur bedtime

[rotund horizon]

Mom let's me stay up late during summer & weekends

[potent cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1245453626067914814/mematicMeme.gif

[cobalt nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1245453626067914814/mematicMeme.gif

[potent cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1245453626067914814/mematicMeme.gif

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

Why do you keep posting this

[hollow crown]

you wouldnt get it...

[rotund horizon]

It Involves me

and Idk why

cuz I'm not like the other girls

heck I'm not even a girl at all

YuriLaugh

[teal oracle]

Women ☕

[languid shard]

I'm not like other girls, I'm retarded

[exotic lintel]

me too! twinsies >_<

[languid shard]

Ayy

[hasty magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524246444560089099/1245453626067914814/mematicMeme.gif?ex=668ae793&is=66899613&hm=a0826ad4b5f46082b0305a70b85dee668c702b7511735d54c71999f9826f431f&

[steel sapphire]

hi chat

[exotic lintel]

hiiii

[hasty magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-peanut-butter-peanut-butter-man-harrison-hi-harrison-gif-27221162

[bitter hearth]

im not like other girls, im gordon freeman

[languid shard]

Getting all the headcrabussy

[void kelp]

@neon vale

I didn't mean to send that fuckq

Sorry

My finger slipped

[neon vale]

https://d.fxtwitter.com/rowster__/status/1809750284945543254

@gray jetty its so over

lego touhou is forbidden

[gray jetty]

rip

[vernal loom]

Me when I meet other women online:

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-gif-10290761239041307136

[pearl fractal]

Tremor moments, truly

[languid hinge]

Chat, is this real?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1259414006955773982/20240501_100634.jpg?ex=668b9832&is=668a46b2&hm=50118abafaa031aee6e9f139f31107e8a1bbd542c18172e13b7602cba4366b5d&

[languid hinge]

Me irl

[exotic lintel]

this is me if you even care

do NOT drink expired sketchy mango flavor 200mg caffeine energy drinks

[candid cloud]

"This is me, if you even care."

[exotic lintel]

literally me

[candid cloud]

No way.

[exotic lintel]

way

[languid hinge]

I feel like this is not advice that should be required

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-ashley-graham-ashley-gif-12343803357722924065

[exotic lintel]

i drink shampoo if theres no label that tells me i shouldnt

[languid hinge]

This is what you sound like

[exotic lintel]

the fruit smelling shampoo smells like they would taste good

[languid hinge]

They don't, trust me

[exotic lintel]

i am quite experienced with drinking shampoo

[languid hinge]

Mods, restrain this man and feed him mentos and coca cola

[candid cloud]

Let's put in the pillow like room.

[exotic lintel]

girl dinner

[exotic lintel]

me and who?

[candid cloud]

Idk, you tell me.

[languid hinge]

So true oomfie

[exotic lintel]

this cursed energy drink got me feeling like im bouta explode

[languid hinge]

Your pancreas might explode

[exotic lintel]

im literally sitting on a rock unable to move rn

[languid hinge]

Why are you sitting on a rock

[exotic lintel]

energy drink took my energy

[languid hinge]

The energy is drained from you into the drink

[exotic lintel]

cuz im just a silly girl :p

[languid hinge]

I'm throwing you off the rock and taking it for myself

[exotic lintel]

thats mean >:/

[languid hinge]

By the way, also huge fan of stuff that blows up

Every videogame I either use gigantic magazine guns or explosives

Landmines are a certified classic

[exotic lintel]

bouta be me soon if this energy drink doesnt stop poisoning me

[languid hinge]

Make sure to record yourself exploding so I can watch it later

For science

[exotic lintel]

"for science"

[languid hinge]

I mean, I don't think anyone has ever just exploded like a left 4 dead boomer before

[candid cloud]

Proof?

[exotic lintel]

whar 😱

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/shoot-left4dead-fnafgamerk-gif-19533079

[exotic lintel]

watch me

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/proof-pro-proo-cat-laptop-gif-22485700

[languid hinge]

I got my binoculars pointed at you right now, go ahead

[exotic lintel]

if you shoot me you can speed up the process

[languid hinge]

I left the explosive .50 bmg at home

Sorry bud

[exotic lintel]

speaking of which, some guy threw a rock at me like 10 minutes ago

[languid hinge]

Lmao why

[exotic lintel]

i have no clue

[languid hinge]

It was my hired assassin

[candid cloud]

"For science" ofc.

[exotic lintel]

holy hell, need a toilet rn

but i dont wanna move

[languid hinge]

Go find one

[exotic lintel]

my tummy no good

[languid hinge]

Your tummy isn't going to get better

Get up and go walk to a toilet

[exotic lintel]

ill just go right here on this rock

[languid hinge]

Alright you deserve to have more rocks thrown at you

[exotic lintel]

i like rocks

when i go to cool places i bring a rock back home with me

[languid hinge]

Are you diagnosed with some form of autism? Just curious

[exotic lintel]

no

[languid hinge]

Alright, just checking

[exotic lintel]

damn bro, im bouta throw up

[languid hinge]

Happens when you drink something expired

[exotic lintel]

who woulda thought

gotta get the full stalker experience eating and drinking expired stuff

[languid hinge]

You need someone to swat things out of your hands like with a child lmao

[exotic lintel]

yeah lmao

[shy narwhal]

That's a good way to kill your heart and arteries

[languid hinge]

How old are you btw?

[exotic lintel]

16

[rotund horizon]

Nice pfp

[languid hinge]

Oh, you ARE a child

[exotic lintel]

thanks

[shy narwhal]

Wasn't that obvious

[rotund horizon]

It's very funny ngl

[exotic lintel]

i think that was pretty obvious

[languid hinge]

I dunno man, I don't talk to children regularly so I forget what they act like

I do interact with some autistic adults and the line gets kinda blurry

[exotic lintel]

ok dream

[idle wadi]

Kuro, what's your advice for smone who only has one kidney

[languid hinge]

The new meme is doctor disrespect

[exotic lintel]

dr disrespect is like a goofy duty

[languid hinge]

He was also texting inappropriate things to a minor

So idk about "goofy" but he's definitely not a good person

[rotund horizon]

WHAT

He did WHAT

[languid hinge]

Look it up, he literally admitted to it

[exotic lintel]

i saw

[languid hinge]

It's the reason he got banned off twitch

[shy narwhal]

Listen to your nephrologist because they will probably do dialysis

So depending they'd surely have to drink less (dr will tell how much) and watch out with food containing high amounts of water and at the same time avoiding heat so you don't dehydrate

[idle wadi]

ok, maybe I won't die in the next 5 years

[exotic lintel]

Kuro, can you lost caffeine allergy symptoms?

[shy narwhal]

Wdym

[idle wadi]

sarcasm moment.

[shy narwhal]

A

[idle wadi]

B

[rotund horizon]

C

[exotic lintel]

D

[steel sapphire]

@rotund horizon

[steel sapphire]

@candid cloud

[languid hinge]

Lmao what

[candid cloud]

Yeah.

[raw orchid]

nothing personal man @steel sapphire

just doing my duty

don't take warning personally

better avoid posting offtop stuff in meme channels though

[steel sapphire]

I understand

Its time to eat 1984

[exotic lintel]

what mutants do you guys think is the most edible

[raw orchid]

flash tbh. loners at the neutral base in CS were literally cooking it

flesh*

[exotic lintel]

yeah, its kinda just a weird pig

[raw orchid]

mutated pig basically

Ozersky's dialogue makes me think that fleshes may be the result of some genetic experiments, which implies that they could've been artificially created, akin to some humanoid mutants

[exotic lintel]

they probably taste good

the weirder the pig, the tastier

have you tried wild boar before

[raw orchid]

apparently Barkeep also uses eye of flesh in his recipies

[raw orchid]

never

Google says it tastes like a cross between pork and beef, with a unique juicy succulence

[exotic lintel]

i like how you can just steal the stalkers' foods and drinks in the bar and they dont bat an eye

[void kelp]

thats mean!!! i personally dump absolutely all excess food into the bar as a means of storage and "feeding the locals"

[raw orchid]

I see what you mean. always thought it was funny

[exotic lintel]

the bandit camp vodka

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-what-to-do-tom-ellis-lucifer-morningstar-lucifer-you-know-the-drill-gif-17380926

[urban coral]

And he's cooking boar

[void kelp]

Really?

how dare you not immediately drink all of it in the hopes of dying like an emission happened on you

smh hate that there's a limit to the drunkedness

[exotic lintel]

if you drop all the vodkas from your inventory it looks really funny

[void kelp]

if i could id drink until my neck swayed 180° and i could see behind me flipped

[void kelp]

true

[exotic lintel]

tactical advantage

[void kelp]

physics funny

[raw orchid]

here's to a steady hand

[void kelp]

cant hit headshot if head is under my neck ✅😎

[void kelp]

see what i mean

[exotic lintel]

he did it

the funy

[void kelp]

i tried that too

the rocking is on the same level as those 25 cent little plastic planes u get on as a kid and it rocks around for a minjte6

[raw orchid]

drinking 30 bottles of vodka and then trying to kill bandits is fun and exciting experience

[void kelp]

hell yeah simulator

too bad you cant smoke as well

[urban coral]

Oh, so that's why they're chucking grenades all the time

They couldn't hit anything otherwise

[void kelp]

True

[urban coral]

Bandit Tactics

[void kelp]

literally ill pull out my knife and stab 3 guys in a squad and i wont even get hit

i dont even care anymore I'm not wasting a valuable 12 9mm bullets and 5 roubles worth of repaira

[exotic lintel]

how did marked one even get an m9 bayonet in chernobyl ukraine

[urban coral]

For free, of course

[void kelp]

i like to think he found it on some random military wannabe kid who strolled too far

[raw orchid]

eh, it's not too hard to believe that he would obtain such a knife tbh

[void kelp]

its an m9 bayonet tho

imagine yhe apocalypse happens in say america and Everyone just has an ak12 for some reason

[raw orchid]

I mean trilogy literally has RPGs, Gauss Rifles and other weapons such as these

[exotic lintel]

m9 bayonets were super expensive at the time and they didnt have many in the slav regions

[void kelp]

they make perfect sense

[exotic lintel]

but rpgs are a locally sourced weapon, they make them over there

[void kelp]

yeah m9s are for american rifles

RPGS are everywhere anyway and gauss guns were developped by ukraine

[raw orchid]

2 words: black market

[urban coral]

To be fair, the Stalkers in the Zone do get supplies from the Big Land

[raw orchid]

some weapons manage to end up in the Zone from the black market specifically

[void kelp]

black market brown market white market thats not the point

[urban coral]

Stalkers need support from the Big Land and the Big Land wants what's in the Zone

[void kelp]

Why does everyone have an american knife

[void kelp]

who's the big land

[urban coral]

That's called "economical cooperation"

[raw orchid]

[exotic lintel]

but black markets usually sell locally sourced stuff and over border smuggled stuff, the m9 is like halfway across the globe from them

[urban coral]

The world as we know it. Anything outside the Zone

[exotic lintel]

i was expecting like 6h4 type 2 ak bayonets which was the inspiration for the m9 and made locally

[urban coral]

I mean, Clear Sky

[exotic lintel]

and to be honest the m9 isnt that great, the tang is abysmal, marked one would have loved a type 2

[exotic lintel]

oh i havent played cs yet

[void kelp]

i wish you can change melees

[urban coral]

You don't have it, but Clear Sky has those bayonets strapped on them as knives

[exotic lintel]

yeah

[void kelp]

i want a fireball flame and crystal infused katana which melts through mfs with butter

[urban coral]

I'd love to see bayonets in HoC

With mutants around, it'd make sense

[exotic lintel]

people complain about type 2s being single edged over the m9s double edge like you dontbput your own edge on new knives anyway

[void kelp]

snowflake batter shell sword which makes me as swift and nimble as a chimera

stone blood stone flower night star uhh pirate sword that dissolves their very soul

[raw orchid]

trilogy has weapons such as GP37, that is German, IL that is British etc etc. It's not hard to believe that knife from America would also be included in that list

I still find it somewhat believable tbh

[urban coral]

And a logical and thematic choice for Duty as well

[urban coral]

Even the Belgian FT-200m. Weapon isn't even that popular, yet it was very new and made it's way to the Zone

[raw orchid]

^

[exotic lintel]

true

[raw orchid]

besides trilogy also has some American weapons as well. Chaser 13 would be 1 example

[urban coral]

Chaser 13, my beloved

There's also the Martha and Kora-919

SIP-t M200

[void kelp]

those make sense as imports though and they are found all over the world

[urban coral]

Even Black Kite

I mean, come on, a Desert Eagle

[void kelp]

black kite is White and blue location in the middle of the ewst6

not america

[urban coral]

Exactly

[void kelp]

chaser 13 aka a Remington 500 is Extremely popular accross the world wide world

so is 1911

sig is Europe

[urban coral]

TRs 301

[void kelp]

beretta is European

[raw orchid]

there are weapons that are literally designed for military forces

yet they still make it into the Zone

[void kelp]

thats based on hk416 which hk js also European

NOT m16

[urban coral]

I mean, that gun was a prototype specifically made to combat the Zone's zombified Stalkers

[urban coral]

Same platform, tbh

[void kelp]

of course ar15 platform

[urban coral]

Exactly

[void kelp]

Hundreds of models from loads pf manufacturers are ar15 though

[exotic lintel]

i dont think hk416 is an ar15

[urban coral]

Yeah

[void kelp]

same platform

[exotic lintel]

cuz ar15s are gas operated but hk416 is something something gas piston operated

[urban coral]

Same platform

[void kelp]

just like how Kalashnikovs have their pattern

[urban coral]

Or Type in Asian countries

[void kelp]

ehh same same but different

but Still same

[exotic lintel]

its closer to g36 than ar15

[urban coral]

Bro wat

[void kelp]

?????

Bro?

thats like saying dragonuv is closer to barett 50 cal than Kalashnikovs

[exotic lintel]

im not joking, the short stroke gas piston is a huge difference from ar15s gas system

[urban coral]

@raw orchid
Yeah, they weren't lying. AC-96/2 is legit nerfed in CoP

[raw orchid]

real

[void kelp]

it shoots like an ar15 and it reloads like an ar15

also so what if the operating system os different

[void kelp]

yeah

[urban coral]

I already knew the 2 shot burst fire didn't increase fire rate anymore, but man, the recoil is just unacceptable

[exotic lintel]

but thats just the fcu and basic controls

[void kelp]

i like the 2 shot burst tho

free double damage at range the way i see it

[urban coral]

True, but only in SoC and CS

[exotic lintel]

im not saying its like a g36 but 416 and ar15 is kinda uncomparable

[void kelp]

also pretty sure jt does increas

[urban coral]

CoP just had way too much recoil

[void kelp]

alright bro

[urban coral]

It doesn't in CoP

[void kelp]

Really?

[urban coral]

Yeah

[void kelp]

ehh feels like it does

Shots shoot at adjacent frames for me

[exotic lintel]

what order should i play the stalker games in

[raw orchid]

SoC, CS and CoP

[urban coral]

SoC, CS and CoP

[exotic lintel]

ive just started with 9 hours on soc

[void kelp]

SoC, CS and CoP

[raw orchid]

although events of Clear Sky happened first, it's still preferable to start with SoC

[void kelp]

wait

please explain didnt we kill strelok in cs

[urban coral]

Dang it Matt, why are you literally my replacement

[urban coral]

No

[void kelp]

and didnt cs happen atst as soc

[void kelp]

what

[urban coral]

We only stopped him

[raw orchid]

EM1 wasn't desgined to kill human opponents.

[urban coral]

Besides, spoilers

[raw orchid]

we had to incapacitate his psy protection

[void kelp]

yeah and that killed him right

[raw orchid]

plus Scar encountered Strelok just 2 times only

[urban coral]

Bro, come on

[raw orchid]

first time at the Red Forest

but Strelok got away successfully

[void kelp]

or was it at that point he got stalker tattoo and respawned

[raw orchid]

second time at CNPP

[urban coral]

Who are you playing as in SoC?

[raw orchid]

no lol

[urban coral]

And please, don't say the answer

[void kelp]

?

[urban coral]

Mfw

[void kelp]

no im saying i dont understand

[raw orchid]

||You play SoC as Strelok||

[void kelp]

Oh

[raw orchid]

||Strelok got brainwashed after ending of CS||

[urban coral]

Geez

[exotic lintel]

MARKED ONE IS STRELOK???

[void kelp]

whatever nobody saw

[urban coral]

... And there we have it

[raw orchid]

pretty much

[void kelp]

you are about to find out anyway

[exotic lintel]

no way

[urban coral]

Told y'all

Screw you guys

[raw orchid]

CS tells us how he ended up becoming a Marked Agent

and ended up in a death truck

[void kelp]

u
OH YEAHHHHHHH

The death truck

[wheat rapids]

Yeh...

[void kelp]

That makes sense now

[pearl fractal]

[urban coral]

Good job spoiling everything

[pearl fractal]

Morning crimson

[wheat rapids]

Real

[void kelp]

i just finished the trilogy I'm good bruh

[urban coral]

'Sup

[exotic lintel]

i kinda want a s.t.a.l.k.e.r. tattoo like marked one but its definately gonna get misinterpretated

[raw orchid]

looks good

[delicate yew]

Mood

[urban coral]

Better than misspelled

[void kelp]

Fammmm that would be actually awesome

iykyk type of tattoo

if i could get 1 tattoo it would have to be that better than some random dragon that means nothing or a so's name that i will probably break up with in the next 6 months

[exotic lintel]

s.t.a.l.k.e.r. tattoo would ball so hard

[urban coral]

Marked One, what the hell?

[void kelp]

bruh

[exotic lintel]

the energy drink effects are starting to wear off, i can finally leave the rock

[void kelp]

What is this shit?

[void kelp]

what does this mean

[wheat rapids]

There's quite a few people here with the tattoo

[void kelp]

the marked ones

[exotic lintel]

a few hours ago i accidentally drank an expired mango flavour 200mg caffeine energy drink and everytime i move i had to throw up so ive just been sitting on a rock for the past few hours

[void kelp]

😳

[exotic lintel]

this is my tattoo, there are many like it but this one is mine.

[wheat rapids]

The Marked Ones are better than THE Marked One

[exotic lintel]

braving the zone is more fun with friends

[void kelp]

the marked mfs

[wheat rapids]

Noop

[void kelp]

how tho

[pearl fractal]

@steel sapphire what did I tell you?

[wheat rapids]

If they die you get more food :>

[exotic lintel]

would you rather:
fight bandit gang by yourself
or
fight bandit gang with the homies

[void kelp]

no how do you play euth friends thats whaf i mean bruh

[exotic lintel]

eat your friends :3

[wheat rapids]

Don't summon him please

[void kelp]

is it like a source server

[exotic lintel]

in real life

[void kelp]

damn

too bad Russia took over the npp

[raw orchid]

with homies

[wheat rapids]

You go outside into the zone...duh

[void kelp]

could have gotten valuable artifacts such as brain tummor or iodine poisoning

[void kelp]

im sometimes in My zone does that count

[wheat rapids]

What if the you and the homies are the Bandit gang?

[raw orchid]

most edible bandit food

[pearl fractal]

Dw haha

[void kelp]

hell heah

[wheat rapids]

Eeeh maybe

[void kelp]

I'd love that

[exotic lintel]

i mean my country was basically a warzone a few years ago and it was way easier to go out with friends

[wheat rapids]

Actual chaos daemon

[exotic lintel]

except it wasnt radioactive and there were no anomalies

[raw orchid]

sad to hear

[void kelp]

but fr tho is there a way to play with friends and host a server

[exotic lintel]

anomalies are honestly so scary

[void kelp]

i know theres mp but that's like not what im asking for

[wheat rapids]

Damn

[void kelp]

you are 7 hours into the game

[pearl fractal]

I saw his infraction in the meme channel and I need to put him back on track

[void kelp]

Soon you will snack on antirads and 4 anti anomalg artifacts like its nuthin

[wheat rapids]

There's multiplayer but...

[exotic lintel]

9*

[raw orchid]

||Not so scary if you'll coexist with the Zone like this guy||

[wheat rapids]

Real

[void kelp]

whatevs

[urban coral]

Actual Slaaneshi worshipper

[raw orchid]

Average Hermit fan

[urban coral]

I mean, obviously

[void kelp]

i got a question

[urban coral]

But Marked One is anything but a Chad

[void kelp]

if i join freedom

and my homeboy join duty

[urban coral]

In CS

[delicate yew]

Romeo and Juliet

[void kelp]

does that give me the privelage to shoot him on sight for no reason?

[urban coral]

Mortal enemies 4 lyf

[wheat rapids]

So so so true😔

[raw orchid]

from best friends to mortal enemies fr

[void kelp]

nowadays more like romeo and toliveriet

[wheat rapids]

If you want

[pearl fractal]

hella

[void kelp]

Born to be friends, Forced to shoot you on sight sorry bro i gotta do it man no other choice bro its lore accurate

respawn bro i promise i wont snipe you this time

[raw orchid]

if your friend joins Duty he'll get killed by some pseudodogs/blinddogs

[wheat rapids]

I got to go

Byi

[void kelp]

rip bye

[raw orchid]

just kidding, lorewiwse they're good vs mutants

even admitted by Freedomers themselves

[void kelp]

nah

[delicate yew]

How do you have these so ready to go?

[raw orchid]

"they are the shit when it comes to eradicating monsters"

[void kelp]

if my homeboy was fighting mutants he would probably walk through 5 locations so he can put it on me

[void kelp]

This man has every dialouge labaled and saved

[raw orchid]

i have screenshots if not all then at least 98-99% of dialogues

[delicate yew]

Christ

[void kelp]

Literally right now pull up what's new in the zone when people talk about how monolith fighters joined duty/stalkers/freedomers in cop

[raw orchid]

that's just for Clear Sky alone

[void kelp]

you have 2 minutes lets say

i challenge you

[raw orchid]

1 sec

hold on tho @void kelp . Strider and his guys always joins Freedom in all my playthroughs

[void kelp]

thats ok

[raw orchid]

aight then

[void kelp]

im not asking for all 3 bruh

/ not &

[raw orchid]

dialogue of Dutyers

dialogue of Freedomers

[void kelp]

Aight uhh now bring up when you ask a bandit about crashed helicopters and he got no idea

[raw orchid]

which variant?

[urban coral]

Yeah lmao, which one

[raw orchid]

that's 1

thats 2

thats 3

[void kelp]

bruh it dont even matter this guy has all three

[raw orchid]

and thats 4

[void kelp]

There's 4? dam

[urban coral]

What about Duty scouting for any way towards Pripyat?