#💬┃en_offtop
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girl activities there i see
Never 
*We'll watch GuP some other time.Lst's watch Hot Fuzz first
I'm already live, so hop on if interested 
Yes, I will be using a streaming site. It do B wat it B 
BouBute
If anyone interested, join 
I'd gladly join you guys but I want to go to sleep real bad
Ah heck
Gn
@urban coral is that film ?
Goodnight 
Is film
Guess I'mma start le movie 
What kind of genre?
Hot Fuzz, mystery, comedy and action
@rotund horizon want to see a hard image
@rotund horizon Everything running smooth?
the FPS is low
Oh , im going to your party xd
We're live rn 
Become unlive.
I don't hear any voice 😦
What about now?
Better, maybe its problem with my headphones
Man down
Nice
@rotund horizon
Mfw I'm sorry 
My headset die 😦
his face when
It's alright
It's nothing your fault
PC has a harder time processing it because I'm streaming
Mfw
Welp, at this point, I suggest you to just watch it yourself 
Oh I will
Because this is painful
yeah
Sorry guys 
Is that end ?
Discord streaming do B wacky at times
It's alright
Yeah, Discord streaming just makes it process real hard
congrats on lvl 100 tho
So it just keeps on lagging
Where did you seen thats movie?
and for boosting me up a bit
Aye, thanks 
I watched it on a streaming site, but you can just as well download it from somewhere I suppose 
This is Psi. Me. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/aqQWJHroUeoPcKnu/
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.

could you enter to voice for a minute ?
Check DMs 
Yeah, now that I'm no longer streaming, the movie runs fine
Heck 
i can stream it
That's also an option 
but im need a web site
DMs 
And yes, I own all three Stalker SOC, CS and COP collectors editions. Waiting patiently for Stalker 2.
@rotund horizon gm
@rotund horizon
We're back (hopefully) 
Anyone else interested in watching Hot Fuzz, join right in 
@rotund horizon gm x2
why are you obsessed with him 
hi
dont worry about it
im playing call of duty tournament
Aite
neither am i LOL
Oh yeah
Molit masters it
日本語 on top but 中国 at the bottom 
the quality is now way better
Welcome Plutonium 
and sorry for responding late
I Like elden ring
Funny thing is that they only managed to jump over that hedge because that farmed clipped it 
Gotta go now man,have some things to do rn
I'll catch you all later
ok im need to go bye
Cya later 
Shit you almost got me
?
among us cranberry hash
So i owned cyberpunk 2077
owned?
I have bad English, don't get surprised if i Say a lot of things in a wrong way
The president of the US said skibidi. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅
💖 86.7K 🔁 7.76K
Bruh
With covid... I skibidi with
💀
Watched it 6 times before I realised it was a loop
Was probably gonna stay there forever
Didn't even realize it looped like that on mobile😭
Only if you fullscreen
True...
@rotund horizon u awake
yes
ok
Anyone else playing the new genshin
🚿
No need to be coy now
Hoyoverse droped a new trash game ?
what's It called so I can see how bad It is on YT ?
Hello Americans and no one else I hope you are celebrating accordingly
Pour one out for the brave souls who gave their lives for what they believed in, and spit out a big ol loogie for King George
Buying portraits of king george just to make a bonfire out of them
Hope you're enjoying your 4th of July
cuz I sure did
No im not a big fan of gambling and p2w f2p slop
I like to spim the wheel 
should i get the touhou jrpg or the slovak jrpg
slovak jrpg 🇭🇺
both 
slovakian touhou jrpg
Whatcha guys thinnnnnk
Thank you 
America day
I love breathing in the dangerous smell of smoke all day long. And we can't forget the large amounts of smoke going on my face all day, great for your skin!
Skin? Skinning? I love skinning!
Favorite race to skin? Albino!
womp womp
try living with parents who smoke
Skin them! :D
the creatures are available
Buy and destroy them, creatures of nurgle
At least they're not creatures of Slaanesh, that could be bad lol
they be creatures of khorne
DEFEAT THEM THIS IS IMPERATIVE
Blood for the blood god!
Lagoon
Nice squirrel
He’s clearly a hamster 🤨
creatures of anger
The
That guys channel has no videos but his community tab has the most cursed images I’ve ever seen
I am infertile from eating scented candles. The
💀💀💀
Bro is playing gmod irl wth
I’m telling yah lmao
@teal oracle I am the Issac Clarke
morning, guys and girls. how are you?
I am fantastic
Working
Never expect a freedom supporter to have a job
Jk
Freedom? Like a revolutionary?
Yes but i ment freedom the faction
ah. the stalker game faction
Chima
lmao
Nuh uh
!warn @void kelp NSFW
Reason: NSFW
wtf
NSFW content 
@undone cobalt @raw orchid Women ?
oh wait, you mean this one?
kinda looks like it I guess
I would be surprised if it was a man 
hard to say like that
like look at this, literally looks like a young baby's face
Mutant

I take that back since I took closer look at it
It doesn't even looks like a women to me. more like a baby in adults body
The face in no way resembles the old trilogy, it looks brand new
Should be fairly fast on a somewhat good PC
Mine is ehh, well an old laptop but the game runs fine just the load times are suspicious
I mean, I definitely don't have a good PC and it loads in basically 15 seconds
I see
I'll figure it out
Takes me like 2-3 mins between zones
Highly inappropriate
real
Hi I stalk my neighbour
holy cow same
Twins fr
thats @rotund horizon
cap
Murder
ur next
thanks
ur welcome go meow

https://www.factorio.com/blog/post/fff-418
@gray jetty
Yo whats this
ping torture
@steel sapphire haven't I tell you to try and minimize pinging rate?
A Plaque 
You expect vietnam war ptsd, you get zombies
For being sufficience?
How I be looking waiting for tangible updates on Stalker 2’s development
When it drops, it drops
Ze heck
bad game
I shouldnt let ezic pass
But they gave me freakin 1000 bucks
Play Among Us VR
Do I look like a type of guy who has vr ?
steal one
Luh Skibidi Trailer
!warn 211144172906872832 self advertisement
Reason: self advertisement
Man, i wanna Buy atomic heart
Who on this planet would buy it
Why not? Just wanna give it a try
Chill people, is not like a Say something stupid like "this game is better than this or something" ☠️
Is not like i Say i would like to Buy persona 5 or dangaronpa
Now thats a shame
I agree but yk
atomic heart is like fallout and metro had a baby
Is not like i dont know his flaws
And vivzie pop written the M.C
Isnt she created hazbeen hotel?
Yea, the joke is the M.C of atomic heart is an attempt to make him a "tough guy"
The easiest thing to do, and they did all that they shouldnt do to be annoying
If i'm not wrong, he swears like, a lot
Our fella strelok is more tough than "P-3"
Is not an opinion, is a fact 🗿
Why you play a game thats vivziepop included
and lot of sex jokes
Is a joke, she has nothing to do with it
I just Say that because like dicksy poop does with their characters
Put a lot of swearing and anticlimatic sex jokes
Yea.... I really think atomic heart final product is a lot different of the actual concept of few years ago
Seemed serious and thriller
Reason: Bad word usage
I hate youtube
This dumbasses reccomend English videos when i searched for something in ukranien istg
Yt literally puts me Russian ads and i'm like
"Dude, im spanish speaker. Just bc i listen to some russian songs doesnt mean i'm russian wtf"
Rate the set
Booth inspector starter pack 🗣️
Certified border patrol/10
the greco-turkish border
well balanced meal
I wish i was a knight
batman, arkaham knight
Dark Angels Deathwing Knight
Im Licensed east grestlin border inspector
glory to arstotzka
ignore if you love kolechia
i love this game
everyone knows papers please
german lunch, bunch of alcohol and bread to wash it all down
ballin
So that makes me real inspector?
I met this guy btw
He hates ezic ppl
because he hates ezic
ez ic
*ez ik
e zik
Reasons
And when I gave him this card right there he arrested me
@pearl fractal
Congrats on Helper
Grats capn nice rank you got there
Marked One salutes you
thank you brotherman 
Rahmi
thank you Marked one
Dalin emoji but yw
he knows


The duder who's got NozAr's face
im split on what game i should get alongside the jrpg
NozAr
@valid jay
almost sent the wrong gif, wouldve been bad
Ik Im joking damn it
oh no
It's still NozAr
nah bro shes nozar
NozAr 
NozAr
i almost doner with paydayer
Which one?
why she not changed her name to nozart
GayzAr.
No, zAr
all of em, movies and cartoon
GayzEr
AR.
noz AR
R
Neat, I only like the first part of Sonic X tbh
Sonic X...
Metarex stuff was kinda yikes, tbh
@candid cloud btw
Marked one never misses a chance to ping someone
is it healthy to replay papers please
whats going on here
i have a million favorited gifs that are funny but im lazy to scroll all way down
3 favs
i genuinely didnt know that the maya religion still persists in the modern day
i thought it went extinct because of the spanish
after some seconds it switches to original
say it
Nimble
machinery
that first image is concerning
nuhuh
hes 15 thats why its concerning
Yuh-uh.
Okay, challenge
smart fella
me coded
When you press the GIF button, you'll see a GIF in your Favorites tab. The one who can find the GIF played in the Favorites button first wins 
it was a femboy thing that I cant send here
kms
Man, I ain't got a gif for that, what the hell.
i keep getting jewish gifs
snake SNAAAAAAKE
Real
what if i became jewish
receipt the torah
penjakulas freeman
@bitter hearth btw
what happened to jewish freeman
go to your favorited gifs, scrool infinetly and stop at random time, pick the first gif you see load
oop well i cant send that
I have no idea what that is.
Second one 
@bitter hearth check dms btw
Why I got this guy predicting an anime as a vid
Third 
the master
Tell me If Im correct
i found our secret cool people only server gartic phone game night but it has something that would deffinetly ban me
I've got them saved 
Fourth 
I have too.

Why n+z looks censored my guy
is le too funny and only for cool people
I think thats nsfw my guy
and Im cool yk that
Im least cool
Used to be one
Only some locals from #💬┃ua_offtop knows about it, or maybe not.
I should be cool
How to be cool
E mcdonald king duel
i just opened my favorited gifs and it was naked heihachi in panties walking
What?
Whyd you favourited it
because its awesome
because its awesome
helloe
Oh no.
hi
i should learn japanese onomatopoeia
speak japanese
should learn saxiphone so i gain extra charisma points
main one i know is "hm" = "むー"
@neon vale
Translate the marked one what the hell in japanese
with no translation
いいえ

that show was awesome
it was
i was shocked when tampico said he had never heard of it
saved it thanks
You know what else?
No.
Get this meme its funny
that green freeman is awesome to use
I know that I got the right colours.
@bitter hearth
imjaystation looking ass
Amongus potion
" if you suck dick at 3 am, you dont become gay and gain SUPER POWERS "
we should all hop on gmod and make funny things and rate the things we made, winner gets best gmod maker
shaker
Sorry Me dont have gmod
Spoiler: The Reboot Ghost was killed by OG Ghost.
Bc If I get one I had to pirate it
CoD, don't care 
@bitter hearth what bout sven coop

I would do it
yall was talking bout tawog before
what
The amazing world of gumball
10 minutes ago
Shall I continue to papers please
This guy should die
Meet the judge and he shall tell you if you are worthy of the cool
@ripe merlin it's me galaxy my main got disabled lol
@ripe merlin it's me mono my main got disabled lol
yo it's me galaxy on my alt cuz my main is gone lol
Yo, what happened with the main?
@ripe merlin it's me Jimmy The Rat#5208 my main got disabled lol
it got deleted
Damm..
I got multiple wars for being in server I didn't know we're bad lol
wtf? how?
glad to hear
'Sup
doing pretty fine as well, thanks
hi there
'Sup
doing good, wbu?
Alright
Strelok 
Based mug
W
On one side it's sonic, on another one you can see.
You have balls of steel for posting WoT on a WT (loud) majority server

broski was in nsfw servers 
Anyone up for the challenge? 
same happened when u got in crypto servers and indianers lol
dogs or cats?
6
10
2
cats
Cringe
Missed it but based
also this aint bad lol. just careful, there is a bush in between that barracks. and the noise might alert the nearby guard.
Yeah, it's definitely doable without killing anyone
I can go in to ahroprom and go to that room without the soldiers knowing I am in that room in CS
but i desire violence....
cringe fr
fr
I don't know why but this reminds me of R6 Vegas
MICROSOFT. why did you destroy age of empires 1?
Microsoft
Actually found this a while ago 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC9IbMw9OY
This was a very bad idea
the run uses the pm_thirdperson 1 command, which not only puts the perspective in 3rd person but also removes the hud, crosshair, and makes using a keypad an absolute nightmare. Watch at your own risk. a great way to prep for sgdq
Check otu this and more at https://www.twitch.tv/ripchip_
chad doom3 guy
its like when i beat terraria calamity mod on a zip disk
its ultra masochist mode
basically
every single time
the game has to load a particle thats not on the data track the disk is currently on
the game will freeze
until it can find the particle
Huh
a zip disk is basically a really big floppy disk
it does not have a table to contents so
so when any data is required you just have to wait till the disk finds where it is
and this can take multiple seconds
Sounds kek
lol can imagine the lag spike
its not lag spikes its the game will just freeze entirely
anywhere from 1 to 8 seconds
Doom 3 is based af
ID software, GSC Games World and 4A games are all my tied no.1 developers
Bro I do not remember that shit, dlc?
Believe so, yeah
“HALT GAMER. YOU MAY RESUME ONCE waterdroplet.png HAS BEEN LOCATED.”
hello
literally
i want to do it again
using the must sus raid set up ever but
when i got it set up in a vm it worked briefly before opting to blue screen my pc

sounds super jank
its just annoying cus windows simply will not let you raid removable storage devices
there is no way to force it to
you have to use a virtual box to make it happen
Let me RAID array a dozen USB sticks god damn it
@gray jetty we automating tomorrow or no balls
ight
I legit kind of want to do this, if there is an easy way for this to be done I’d like to know
right now im trying to figure out what exactly this board is saying
cus it kinda seems like the documentation is telling me it supports speed step......
erg
you cant make things in sven coop
ight let me go update this boards bios and maybe it fixes the issue with the dividers breaking

Is It that Touhou JRPG you mentioned last night ?
wsup
@raw orchid
C&C deepdive when? 
Dunno bro
I got accepted to chair then thrown away at the same day
Bc of others opinions
But play together
Sure is never played but sure
Based
C&C Tiberian Dawn, Tiberian Sun, Firestorm, Tiberium Wars and Kane's Wrath
Tiberian Twilight if you dare 
@candid cloud 
Crimson 32-40 💀
old man Crimson fr
If only you knew 
Oh damm.
I'm 100 levels old 
My old pfp.
How so?
guys I’m in a bad spot rn
driving back from family reunion and the dog made the car STANK
I’m gettin gassed out 💀
Legitimately disgusting I feel nauseous
He did the deed there didn't he
She may have
but it don’t exactly smell like piss
I don’t want to know what it is
Park the car and check things out
We did, I’m holding febreze rn
Shit
What was it
One of the dogs blankets
but beyond that we don’t really know
nothing super obvious and nothing else smelled as bad as that blanket
She must've cleaned his wiwi on it 
Issa girl
Either it’s the most concentrated dog piss in the world or something worse 💀
Is she drinking water well?
I think so
Cuz if not, that might be the reason
I’ll have her drink some water when we get to the next stop
If piss is mixed with fat, it may smell like radiation lol
S.T.A.N.K
Perhaps even give the same effects too
S.A.M.E
S.T.A.N.K.E.R: Call of Nature
It’s not so bad now but every few minutes I smell the stank faintly wafting from somewhere
S.M.E.L.L
S.T.A.N.K
S.O.M.E.W.H.E.R.E
Yeah cuz of the moisture getting the drying process
My dog got poisoned once, I treated him fast, but his piss smelled so damn bad for a while. His blanket was as if it spent 10 years in a nuclear reactor
fr
I wonder if meds can cause this
I know she’s on some anxiety meds or something like that
S.P.E.N.T
(idk the specifics since it’s mostly my dad taking care of the dog)
Nah not really!
It's basically dehydration
Too late, already saved 
Or hormons
S.H.E
S.O.M.E.T.H.I.N.G.S
S.P.E.S.I.F.I.C.S
S.A.V.E.D
Do you know what you are?
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl OST (2007)
Thank you for reminding me to save this 
S.A.V.E
You know?
F.u.c.k. Huye.
I LOVE FALLING DOWN
Congrats on Experienced 
@urban coral when meme:
luh among us
@candid cloud @raw orchid lazy to explain here's my gf explaining why I got my acc deleted
Sadge.
ikr
True, Discord is ultra trash that way
Discord moment
Discord worker, when I ask if they would date a kid:
Dude, they answered me in russian, when I wrote a message in English, not even in Ukrainian.
🗿
Brother I would love to work at Discord! Imagine all the young children you could get to know and implement feature so their dumb asses won’t get groomed!
Wait, you wrote in English and they responded in Russian? Uhhhh..... 
weird
Of course they're corrupt. How else do you think they pay for their fursuits 
lol
Wild.
B R U H
LOL WHAT?
Idk why ppl buy nitro
I got nitro for frwe
It’s not worth it
Real
to flex
Cringe! That’s like mfs who bought that $500 League skin they dropped last month
I can send gifs of a Ukrainian smoking a cigarette from a video game that's why I got nitro
tell it to them not me
I already know that
no wait stickers not gifs*
stickers are just images but for lazy ppl
I'm not gonna pay 400 UAHs.
😘
how do mfs get cyberbullied just turn off the monitor
cat time
@raw orchid
I would rather buy myself a normal game at this point.
"cyberbullying" wouldn't even be a thing if people were smart to block
Who is McGilkigm

It's legit 10 bucks a month for locked content. It's wack asf 
Kinks
Nah blocking is cringe af, just ignore it like an adult
Fr, fr.
Duder who gave me vacation 
FR
Is it weird to online date like it's like a long distant relationship
A little
what if u meet the person once a year or more
I don’t think it’s always bad but there are limits

Kill...
So you REALLY want to make sure you know each other really well and are compatible
LOL
yeah I know my gf for a very long time lol
fatass
Ueehhhh Stank
That's canon
What’s her address I’ll pay her a visit 😈

homie what
Hey, man, pay me a visit and kidnap me.
I'll give you mine, you like cappuccinos or coffee 😘
Sauce?
Ok sweetie pie
ayooo based
you're a child...
Epic.
Me, I'm the sauce
we up here voluntarily “kidnapping” mofos
why did it send twice
let’s go get hamburgers and beer
b
At this point you are literally helping me.
the most weirdest thing I heard in a official discord server was " kills you cutely "
Haven’t been around long then I take it
Nobody have that kind top quality of sauce but you
I should've known
I still need to make a PMm 86 
Offtop UA be like:
omg my main account that's banned is pinned in memes
Worst one I've made, tbh
Отже, починаємо українізацію.
Is that what I think it is? In the mag spot?
OPA BLYAD
Drum mag, yes
Or, well, what's it called for a LMG?
Le Box
Капець.
Box mag?
7mm
I guess it isn’t a mag…
What's this song called ?
Не на тих нарвався.
hard pic feel free to save....
Shazam can't detect It
One sec
Un Cheval.
Kinda looks like one of my old teachers ngl
Saw a short film once and saw a guy who looked just like my teacher but black
Un Chat.
It was wild
Space Oddity, but then MF Doom's rip of it
Knew I remembered that, just had to think a bit 
Thank you Crimson-san
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Audio used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxc8NoeivB0&ab_channel=ConnorUKnowWho
(Shinji do the thug shaker)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdIV6c5E0aY&ab_channel=SillySeekerProductions
(Asuka on the Joe Rogan Experience)
Twitch: ht...
Okay, google the "CLOAKER, THROW IT BACK"!
Children THUGGIN? 😱
Wtf
Aren’t the EVA characters kids or something
Yeah but I don't think this was made with pdffile Intentions
Shinji doesn't even do It in the video
Eva fans be like “ignore the goon sesh part”
GIRLS?!?!
That kiss by Misato
End of Evangelion is fuсked up
I actually haven’t seen it I forget that there’s apparently a milf groomer
I’m afraid to watch it ngl
It's hard to watch bcz of the themes
I’m a bit critic so if it turns out to be mid I’ll start flaming everyone for liking such doodoo
I’d rather take people’s word for how good it is
Episodes 23-26 are the dark af
Besides I don’t care for mecha anime anyways
Y’all ever see THAT Black Lagoon episode?

LMAO
quartztrooper#0 | 7/5/24, 09:20:05 PM
Y’all ever see THAT Black Lagoon episode?
That show is a classic
Nah, but I see this.
Reason: Bad word usage
@rotund horizon Desi bracika 😘
Remi is the girlboss of thr decade
I agree.
This shit got me fingered up
I kinda put down the shown and forgot to continue watching cuz of it
Like damn those kids were screwed up in the head
Evangelion isn't entirely a mecha anime
The Eva's themselves aren't mechs
Yeah but it’s like half mecha
They're living beings
Close enough tho
@rotund horizon hows ur day going
Good
That’s like saying “erm Warframes aren’t actually suits they’re more like zombie puppets”
The "mechs" don't really come up that often
It's more about the characters struggles and the themes of the show
Bri'ish Blue 
u know what’s funny
Who tf are you

