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why dont they make alive ground
last time only outlast i played was when you get caught
and turned to the crazy ones, never tried this one
There exists a Serbian translation of Hidden Door
Touhou 16 the game where Okina debuted
hidden star four seasons
only ship i follow is kaguya x mokou because i think its hilarious
I'll never understand ships
i like them when they're used as a reason for plot (or memes) to happen
otherwise i dont like them because they are needlessly icky
i read dynasty readers for everything except the yuri 
For me It's when they're annoying af
Touhou fans ruined Sakuya for me
also probably because its the center of one of my favorite fanworks
Looks interesting
Gen alpha is based
Ok, SOME OF GEN ALPHA IS BASED
Mr house watching skibidi toilet rn
And the nugget that sings cotton eye joe
Also I just realized that you are prof kruglov
it makes you see the immortals in a completely different light
Juked the server
Disappeared and came back in secret
stuck here im completely
Touhou shows how Immortality is a curse
sandstorm is outside, got disconnected
i think the main series doesnt really touch upon it a lot
the insurgency: sandstorm is outside
Still,Immortality sucks
the insurgency AUUUUUUUUGH
hot water from hot water pipe desert
dynasty readers can be an icky site sometimes though
same
any site around yuri tends to be
yuri..... from..... mw3....?
i saw some of the tags and made the fuсken
kill yuri....r.rr
i am not fuсking reading that
Soap **TRUSTED **you. I thought I could too. So, **WHY IN BLOODY HELL, DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!! **
not 30 pages?
its unfinished
false advertisement
I always hated that ship
2nd to only Junko × Reisen
Half of Junkos Danbooru page is just that ship
I was young... and patriotic... when I first met Vladimir Makarov...
i think junko reisen is funny but it makes no sense
not the gross one
then mf looks like this
This is cursed.
Why is Makarov smiling?
this is the worst image ive ever seen of him
because he's an insane terrorist?
Thats a real Makarov.
wait so whats so wrong with it
Makarov smiling just doesn't make sense
Ia he even capable of smiling? I don't think he smiled at least once in old Modern Warfare games.
Incest
they arent related
He did smile in Yuri's flashbacks
No no Remilia × Flandre
oh yeah thats icky af
i mean reisen and junko though
@void kelp
Fair enough tbh. Forgot about that.
i thought that one was more tame
Still, seeing him smile looks unsettling.

"Abuse" 
they are sisters as well
Luna 
For me It's bcz It doesn't make sense
its a case of one character going "hm you're interesting to talk to" and the community going "yeah they totally fuсk"
Sometimes I hate this fandom,and sometimes I hate It
i shit you not, the reason why people ship the two is because junko says something along the lines of "its interesting that a moon traitor of all people would come to stop me" iirc
Bruh
New reboot Soap and Ghost kinda "bromance" in their dialogs
the british chompers
old ones always be bros in foxhole
Ghost has higher rank than Soap in a reboot, right?
reboot is kinda "yes these fan favs are gay now"
Gonna be honest, I expected way more from reboot.
Andrew Ryan 2 
Specially, New Makarov is letdown and bruh, mf is Bulgarian now. That's not looking like Russian guy anymore
His talking in Russian is like Turkish guy learned Russian
Yeah, looks nothing like older Makarov. Doesn't acts like older Makarov, too.
kinda they broke his "insane" part
you saying he makes sense in the reboots?
WE GET IT.
YOU LIKE MAKAROV, NO MATTER FROM WHICH COUNTRY HE IS.
no, he is just some stereotypical villain from russia now
Loving a terrorist is crazy.
At least it's better than what he posted yesterday

Makarov in normal clothes... so many cursed images.
I can post him again
And you also have the ability to not do that 

I don't like how he looks at me.
How many pictures of Makarov do you have? @thorn cove
thats more than the amount of neco arc images i have

OMG MAKAROV 😊
Lmao
sorry bruh, he already got a woman
Unfortunately im cant find image of norman reedus pink fairy
I have that one

Or better yet, don't.
Bruh -_-
Bruh indeed
Maybe later im found it

☠️
Rip bozo
Instant Karma fr
Makarov after this scene
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.

Makarov killed this chat @thorn cove

Elden ring or skyrim
elden ring
What if i told you that you picked the other but the same answer
idk probably not man doesn't feel emotions
Welcome to the twilight zone
Listening to an Earl Nightingale speech rn. He's talking about how you become what you feed your mind and he just drops:
"Remember, the land doesn't care. It will return poison in just as wonderful abundance as it will corn."
skyrim
"I can be your son" is crazy 💀
Nearly there 
What happens at level 100
Nothing 
Something even more legendary
he ascends to goslinghood
Dang
the skilled huntsman
Ugly
he just like me fr
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Florida great there's just so many free animals to touch
Can confirm
Ring necks are actually kinda chill little buggers
The last thing every florida animal hears before disaster "oh look! A __________________________, yoink"
Will there be coop in stalker 2 campaign?
other bear like Freddy Fazebear,asked.
True, probably what all those toads I saw thought tonight
I need to say something extremely out of pocket but I don't know if I should
Digital footprint
Only matters if ur like real popular
Which I'm not
So anyways anyone else have this issue sometimes where you piss and then you get so hard that you can't get it back through the fly and then you just kind of stand there awkwardly waiting.
I hate when this happens.
Is that.. is that a kink unlocked moment?
@hollow crown can you relate?
Don't think so
You see but it just doesn't work
subtly telling u have long gun barrel lol
Nah I think it might just be like tight or smth 💀
How can you not get it back through the fly
I know youre not packing elephant meat
Only dudes named abiba click click dakarai click clock clook from some tribe in africa have that kinda third leg
Well I'm also not like trying to bend it really hard
Drop your draws and then pull it up over
Wait
Oh your cannons aimed at a 180 degree angle
Or whatever tf its called, straight ahead
Yeahh💀
Oh man youre cooked
Im sorry idk how to help you
Just think of your grandma and hope for the best
https://youtu.be/hEqLE9s-b4I?si=MkSsQvVtlBY7jBud
What are his invisible electric mutants Lab X18?
Guaranteed that 100% of players have said, when they experience that is "Stop throwing S*@# at me!"
I was more dead silent, because the pseudogiant footsteps were stressing me the entire time.
So I was at a snail's pace
Taking things extra slow reminds me of how I approached the Bachelor's route of Pathologic 1. I've actually got a whole "efficiency guide" I made because I wanted to do it right.
I didnt know that you could kill the poltergeists so I just trudged my way through getting blasted at mach jesus by barrels
Idk I'm just terrified of pseudogiants no matter how many times I play the game or any mod for some reason.
Especially indoor pseudogiants.
poltergeists
one will spawn initially there. but when you kill it, it triggers the other 3 to spawn too
My meme
ever played stalker OGSE, those have pretty huge mutants like that
I'd like to see It
I have tension 131 79, and pulse 100. Is it normal?
No, vasim probably did, idk
what was the meme, too much shit gets churned in the memes channel
me when abbey sends me a picture
Hey guys. How are you?
@neon vale
Reason: Bad word usage
Whats up with those dark ones
did you only just play the 2033?
don't worry, the dark ones are gonna get more storytelling later in next installments
Metro Last Light explains why they spare Artyom
Play the second game
Most people confuse Last Light as being a Metro 2034 game adaptation
I dis too when I first played It
I loved metro, exodus made me cry
whats with the invites lately
Heard from someone there's been a pretty big influx of hacked accounts
I've been pinged in big servers over it bc I guess people aren't very smart and keep getting their accounts compromised
lmao
if you want to see most dumbest people letting their account getting hacked, just look at r/Discord sub-reddit
wargavel
Cat pics? ✅
Anime waifu weeb pics? ❌
Lmao
blud can fix whole spaceship
What game is it?
dealers life 2
Is it good?
spoiler alert:The game contains lot of about papers please references
yes you own pawn shop
and there are references
Like the wargavel
Is it on Steam?
Not a big deal.
well they are bad because they are different and Miller hates them xeno sc*m

also you look cool wanna join our community
Blud really censored the word scum
yes
We got people from stoc
I'm not looking forward to join new communities for now, nor am I close to people in this server.
Humans = 
Darwizzies=
that and darwizzies
This is a screenshot of a lankybox playing a fan game about fundamental paper education thumbnail
and this is darwizzy
Капець.
waaaiitt
Is that from a movie?
Seems familiar but I honestly can't remember
Капець fr
Its from ET
That's the one
holy hell man I don't remember last time I saw that movie
Heres the real thumbnail
I haven't seen that movie in almost 15 years
Why you watching Lankybox ?
Man Its been so long aah message
I dont tbh
Even watching their thumbnail gives you brain damage
I just found that funny the thumbnail
I mean bro they combined 2 characters together
Not affective tbh but I agree
real
@raw orchid
ye?
i'm not really familiar with that game man
Its meant for fallout but sure
i'm not familiar with fallout either tbh
I just like Horrigan because I saw many Frank Horrigan edits on Youtube
bros just likes frank
Just like how most guys give me brain damage
Kill muddies
the shit is
They changed it
Wait Why it shows the current thumbnail
I'm not familiar with Fallout, but I'm familiar with FlatOut.

Ngl, I hated Elves so much, I just decided to experiment with them and see if I could make something interesting in Hero Forge. I haven't figured out the colors of this guy yet, but I basically thought it would be interesting to see High Elves as something like hermit monks, keeping to themselves high in the snowy mountains. They also have some remnants of their old armor and weapons
https://www.heroforge.com/load_config%3D518876579/
WIP asf
I am a certified Elf Hater™️
all my homies hate elves 
At least, they're trash in most settings 
Not yet sure on what weapons they should be using, tbh
But I do think that they could be interesting both offensively and defensively if we look at it on a tabletop PoV
something like bow should fit I guess
I mean, other than the obvious
Mao Kun
But what would fit a bunch of Elves who are now basically monks separated from the rest of the world
At least, when it comes to melee weaponry
Something like that maybe?
Shinai Bamboo Sword
Can't think of anything else tbh
Same fr
At least, we'd have to consider the differences between Wood Elves and my version of High Elves
And I feel like dual wielding is more of a Wood Elf thing?
So I was thinking two-handed weapons for High Elves
You should try it at least
i like how even back in the first version of the vs touhou games there were still moments where the game just flashes a ton of incoming attacks
Extreme length blunt
they also had the ai player going nuts and twitching whenever they move back then too
I love this cat so much
It's my pfp sometimes
Cars are good
Why even with emulation do those graphics look like composite video
what
its from 1997
so need emulation
Elves are mid - dwarflover69
Elves do be mid fr
dwarf forever
Found these cool glasses at a shopping mall.I always wanted to have these but they're way too small for me.Anyone know how these types of sunglasses are called ?
sunglasses in general
nice makeup!
sunglasses i think yeah
if its dim and black from the inside where you see its sun glasses
Ik they're sunglasses but what type
There were multiple types but there was only this type at the mall
i havent wore sunglasses or glasses at all in like 10 years or something, altho i probably should this summer, the sun be sizzling my skin
stupid glasses
specifically it is shades
thats what they're called
orange shades
just take a picture of the glasses fuck.wad
whos the guy sitting alone in the vc
fuck.wad
he needs company😔
the wad file
lethal company
he doesn't speak english
probably
Found It thank you
literally every meme doom wad name
So they're called sport sunglasses
dr disrespect glasses
i wonder how hes taking the allegations
its weird how every youtuber turns to be an EDP
It's nothing new
Lionmaker Studios is the Minecrafts EDP445
I hate that man for fooling me into liking him
And thinking he was a cool person
And I hate myself for falling into It
the pedo file
yooo the edp glasses
Good evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPu$sy445, and about like 30 to 45 minutes ago, I beat the fuсk out of my diсk so goddamn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my diсk has also went totally numb to the point where it feels fuсking weird when I go and take a pi$s.
i dont know, i watched some of his videos before but this shit was expected somewhat at least
lmao just the glasses reminds me of it too
i mean the same happened with that masked creator, they threw mud at him without proof, everyone believed he was a ra*ist and pedo until he prooved him self right
so in this case its innocent until prooven guilty, i dont know if hes been prooven guilty or not i dont watch youtube that much at all
Same thing for a tiktok cosplayer that was falsely accused of being a p*dofile by 2 people.He eventually ended himself
And 2 people apologized for doing that
That's fuсked up
♿️
eat him
@raw orchid Thats what sid eats everyday
He eats money? 
Yeah thats why He need more money

And bro just realized this mf is about to eat yugoslavian money
yugoslavia mentioned
look
The great nation known as yugoslavia
and he gonna eat
Polish zloytl

Least gay serb vs one of the larger and better armed 3rd world countries
i'm not a serb,i'm macedonian
It was referring to the Đorđe Martinović incident
It was one of the causes of rising tension in Yugoslavia
I too would shove a bottle up my ass to start a war that would devastate the whole region
just uninstalled War Thunder
I'm not playing this shit
the only online game that I actually like is SCP Secret Lab
funny community
War thunder is either pain with some moments of satisfaction or just pure 24/7 ball busting rage
Hi
Hi
Is that Frank Horrigan?
Yes
Very nice
Thanks I guess. I'm generally not familiar with Fallout but Horrigan got my attention
Youtube decided to recommend me Horrigan edits

Il 86 if it was good
Don't let Crimson see this comment
@urban coral
Mfw I already saw dawg 
Don't let a WoT player see this moment.
To be fair, despite how much I like the IL 86 in CoP, it still has an accuracy problem 
That looks horrendous and great,the trigger especially looks horrible
Even with full upgrades?
So could the TRs
@raw orchid rate this black dude I jsut got
WoT mentioned
Worse scope 
Not to my liking tbh
what was it
@candid cloud Shall I buy it?
"WoT mentioned, I stopped playing it" or smth like that.
yeah i gave up i said
Idk.
Its freaking hagia sophia man
but yes i played that game,only fun when playing it with friends
yeh
10/10 If he can twerk
Bros think hes striper
why those people comes with vault
Sold this guy a possible price
Bro what?
they comming with jewels man

You, what are you doing
change that avatar to Gosling

yes, you will, sir.

i died twice to the first boss not realizing i was under leveled

What Toho is this ?
artificial dream in arcadia
SMT touhou
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I'm currently trying to beat SA
Even on Normal It's tough
Then again...
I've never played a bullet hell in my life
have you played LoLK
LoLK is the hardest imo
ive never even made it to junko yet
the clownpiece fight alone is harder than all of touhou 8
furthest im able to get in SA is satori
ancestors is funny ape game
you evolve brain and go monkey mode
spear huntin n shit
ive never given it a real try like im doing with LoLK though
real try as in like, spending many hours trying to beat it
Same for me
i have more hours in LoLK than call of pripyat
So you're always Legacying the Lunatic Kingdom than Calling everyone's Pripyat as Degtyrev
howi played touhou is the same how i played chicken invaders if yall know that, like early 2009 something was playing it at that time
@teal oracle I'm downloading for honor if they add this
so i was somewhat able to dodge until i reached the ice woman and she obliterated me
I played that too
This goes hard
it gets so much harder the more you play
Now that I remember...
I did play a bullet hell once and It was Chicken Invaders
i played for like 5 hours straight with tampico one time and i was doing dumb shit all the time
Ngl, 40k Knights cooler 
Hell no.
Nuh uh
Fr,I'm a masochist so LoLK is for me
but after I finish SA ofc
Hell no.
Nuh uh. Hell yes
Hell no.
its so difficult that ZUN made the default mode reset you to the start of the last spellcard when you die instead of the start of the game
Hell yes
Hell no.
Lmfao
HELL YEAH!
shame discord doesnt show the cool icon when i play it
Make one.
hes funny when hes being a troll to anyone other than me
Man I need a printer looking at music sheets on my phone is aids, can't ever see shit and it feels like I'm getting scoliosis when I try to see shit.
fr,same with Scott Cawthon for Fnaf:SL
Sister Locations night 4 was so hard on launch that he had to nerf It
there are still a few videos on YT showing ppl beating It before the patch
as for SA
managed to perfect the first stage
this game reminds me of why I love singleplayer games now
the feeling of overcuming a stage is amazing
Got “new” magazines
slaps
Hm

Finally watched Hot Fuzz after all these years
Man, they don't make them like they used to 

saw it years ago
Ikr
Average encounter with nozar starts with her "ur wrong" to anything you may have said
they've been real quiet since that dropped lol
Imperial dog sighted!
love 40k knights, got a few myself
solid snake not guy?????
A mind bigger than one’s wallet
I aint that broke
@gray jetty nsfw invite (in another server he also spams with this)
@wispy rain
@wispy rain
His was hacked
Also letting him know upfront
Anyways I bought Half Life source for 85p
How much of a mistake I did?
Aflema hemada febadu hour ahebe ahabada
Ngl, Chaos Knights are neat. Definitely more models than the Questor Imperialis
But there's no way I will lower myself to worshipping Chaos 
Just wish we had more faction specific fluffy rules like 9e that makes each army unique
Certified Grey Knights moment
The creature
I didn't know that this could be found in specialized stores if you look correctly 
Hatsune Miko eaten by burgir???
(Why is there "young grandpa" in your name?)
It's canon.
Started to play WoT at early age.
Sold Snek
Became an old man.
I can't learn a thing becausr my heart beats very fast.
Strelok fights with skibidi (Idk)
Thats why he got called snake eater
I have been playing a shit ton of metro And elden ring
i live in ur walls
i live in chernobyl😎
Nice argument! Consider the following.
cutie
@teal oracle @void kelp
It's for people to not spam the chat
yet they somehow still do It
you can still post regular messages but starting a conversation in #🤨┃stalker_memes is prohibited
I didnt knew that
whats going on here
The Strelok shaker
Im not gonna recover from that
yall ever eat water melone with a spoon after a dentist apointment while you was on anesthesia
that shit hit diffrent
I think the shit you hit is different
you're not into math too ?
I'll never recover from Latin
It's so useless and I hate going to those classes
me no do drugs, only cook them
i made delicious fries
Jesse
Cook memth
Jesse, we need to start a podcast, Jesse
2 hour cooldown was done to prevent folks from spamming the chat
jesse, you should try half life alyx jesse
why purple, you betrayal the group!!!!!!!!????1?!!1
congrats for becomming a helper
thanks bro ❤️
can you help out with my Math homework ?
you're a helper afterall
man I was always bad at math XD
oh you became helper
honestly my one of the least favorite subjects
OMFG he's purple again
mine is Latin and math is at 2nd
awesome
math can be somewhat enjoyable
congrats on helper
Platonium I'd legit help you if I had a good knowledge of math
appreciate it a lot ❤️
not to mnetion our proffessor is funny af
math is awesome, i love it, i mean i hate it when i cant solve it but i love it at same time
engineering major go hard
relax,I hate math and we don't have any homework for the summer
Even If we did no one would do It
only homework i did is how to make a small verion of one cilinder engine
and then did no homework for the rest of the year
you're an engineer ?
you gonna fix cars ?
sell them for 10 bucks each
i allready do that as side hustle
Man.
man
why
It's gonna be installed on one of laptops.
Or maybe two of them.
And maybe on old PC.
For personal testing.
bro these fries bussin
Epic
Is that nimble?
In the pripped yat rn, straight up snorkin it. And by it… let’s just say… my bandits.
LMAOO
Who enjoys james rainer from starcraft 1 and 2?
Majority of STOC members cannot change their nicks, but if you want to change yours feel free to ask moderators or helpers, and we'll change it.
Капець, хелпер.
Капець fr
Pretty damn sick
Fortnite?
can't believe it also
its genuinely over
honestly why not? I already helped people
dont become the fun police
because the last two helpers did and i cant tell if it was by choice or if GSC told them to behind the scenes
as long as you don't delete random shit going "errmmrm offtopic....." then I'll he fine
dont be like addiecy
be like vasim when he was mod 
in #🤨┃stalker_memes ? Can't guarantee. offtopic memes were always getting deleted even before me and Addeicy, but on another hand people should actually post funny memes
@rotund horizon this u
that will be related to stalker, ngl
vasim's a mod?????
I should become a helper so I can uhhh not abuse the power and not leak secrets to the STOC
be like jack moderetor head of goons
anyone with a nickname is jacks henchman
🤤
ayo
"actually funny" to me means that everything in there should be deleted. its subjective, let people post and if it breaks rules then go ahead get rid of it
🫃
ok might be subjective but still, I'll be forced to delete memes not related to stalker
We don't get any either way
yeah
other than that I'm not a fun police
I must become employed at GSC… corporate espionage
get a degree in marketing and communications
real
Become a CM
shit I’d do it rn without a degree
control the 'cord
QuartzTropper GSC member when? 
yes…. YESSS
his name already green
unlimited powahhhh
lol
only cuz da event
probably not, molit had a degree
mod me, im loyal and i have saul good man on my side, i can be an important asset as il be able to BAN!!!! any invite posters or any nitro fake scammers, i can also back flip and chug 2 literes of water in one go
you would have to one-up him somehow
tempted to play war thunder
bro has a degree to post an announcement once a week and lurk?!??!?
the temptations of the devil
get them consequences of my own actions
shieeettt
Give me Saul and I'll vouch for you 
they do other shit lmao
no 🧢
such as 🤨
community management is kinda like marketing
they have to put together posts have meetings and stuff. they organize stuff outside of the discord
too late
jesus yall were lurking
first game as SCP 079 and we alredy win
AWESOME game
If I became CM I would try to do crossovers with lovable household name brands like Bad Dragon
its a really detailed game about the chinese warlord period it looks
alsooo what's that touhou game to the right
@bitter hearth ok here's the deal: I receive Saul, you receive my vouch
touhou mixed with into the gungeon
y’all just gonna blow right past that one huh 👀
ok
i wanna get it but its less than an hour long so im waiting until it gets more content
what it's called??
saul goodhamed
lmao
You receive I receive
Lore Me being unvacation'd
hmmm, saul is an important asset to me, altho il be able to trade 5g's of meth and hot babes
saul jamel
Touhou Project? What is it building towards
japanese world-wide supremacy
saul rahim
also lesbians or smth idk
Brother the birth rates are DOWN they are gonna die
stonks
good ❤️
Aren’t they all kids or something
no afaik
ages arent confirmed, but a lotta of them its heavily implied
thats why the people that draw porn of them are freaky
If any Japanese women in the chat hmu in DMs, we gettin freaky
hot water from hot water pipe desert
hot water from hot water pipe desert
its allways them evils man
speaking of evils, spider centepedes exist
Straight into the jar
should i keep scorpions as pets
scorpion is a weird choice ngl
why scorpion specifically?
its the only bug i got, other than snakes and creepy poisonous lizards
is a scorpion considered a bug or an animal

Bug I'd say
probably bug
Pretty much my SA experience
You receive I receive
Nothing Your kidney and money
This sounds about right.
I remember this
have it?
Not on the current phone
have this one?
No but I'll save It
Is that touhou ref
nazrin sure seems like a touhou reference
She sick asf 
creature
🐀 🛹
the "dont re-upload" in the corner
amogus
thats for twitter
i want this thing
@neon vale real banned roblox ad
Nah Im muslim and cant leave
thats the problem
@neon vale right?
what
yooo rahmi typing
Don't get into religion topics 
@pearl fractal sup cap
May I get my rank back If I ask @pearl fractal
Hey! Avoid speaking religion
Sure
Just tell me did I got my rank
cuz Im based dutier
JOIN DUTY







