💬┃en_offtop

[hollow crown]

day ruined

[whole sable]

New wipers?

[gray jetty]

Yes I restored them

[neon vale]

Appointment
Oh

[whole sable]

There is a big difference between the one in the center and the others

[hollow crown]

Who likes pink

color

[whole sable]

I wouldn't know that they were old

[gray jetty]

I’m glad they look presentable

[urban coral]

I suppose I do

[gray jetty]

I wasn’t sure tbh haha

[neon vale]

Purple better

[bitter spruce]

Penguan[Officially cool] — Today at 12:40 PM
Appointment
Oh

[urban coral]

Okay, that's a bit mid tbh. Based Snorlax though

[neon vale]

52 year mortgage

[hollow crown]

Its just works in progress

[bitter spruce]

im happy you came out as trans

[hollow crown]

The actual keyboard has modded pcb controller allowing rapid trigger, milky yellow gaterons lubed, silicone dampening and other tweaks

[hollow crown]

Yeah im a transformer

[bitter spruce]

a transmission

[gray jetty]

You made it your self

[bitter hearth]

im sorry😔

[hollow crown]

besides the board plate and keycaps its p much fully custom yea

[gray jetty]

That’s pretty cool

[bitter spruce]

Welcome to Gboard clipboard, any text you copy will be saved here.

[hollow crown]

Not hard to do, not sure why people buy brand names nowadays when its not justifying the price

You could get a $80 hot swappable keyboard and fully mod it for under the same price w the quality of the build being miles better than something HyperX will push out nowadays

[gray jetty]

I have a new model f

Thing weighs like 10 pounds

All metal

But not everyone likes them

[hollow crown]

I'll probably build one that isnt 60% soon

[pearl spear]

https://youtu.be/Qv-UxnUHfJM?si=Oz-SMrX2ztz7iW56

[hollow crown]

flashbang

[neon vale]

Light mode

[hollow crown]

yea i've always used it

[neon vale]

[hollow crown]

p much anything i can get custom themes going on i'll use light mode

or purpleish/pink hue

[void kelp]

fellas
do sell my current woodland uniform and get a better one?

[urban coral]

Flecktarn, my beloved

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/discordia-discord-youngboy-nba-nba-youngboy-gif-12508645695562414894

[short coyote]

Um... actually according to my calculations, Discordia shall remain the same, regardless if you a moderator or not. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[bitter spruce]

i would keep the discordia clean from goofy ass dorks like this

[urban coral]

Don't you mean "gorks"?

[short coyote]

Um... according to my calculations, we are generally referred to as "Nerds" not as "gorks" as you claim 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[urban coral]

[gray jetty]

[bitter spruce]

@gray jetty you seein this guy? give me mod, i'd clean him from the 'cord

[gray jetty]

Let me get right on that

[short coyote]

Jack, you're on my side right?

[bitter spruce]

thanks homie

[bitter spruce]

i owe you one cuh

im the savior of the stoc race

[gray jetty]

It seems my power to add roles has vanished

[bitter spruce]

the 'cord has fallen

[gray jetty]

How mysteries

[short coyote]

Billions Must Join Duty

[bitter hearth]

whats happening

[gray jetty]

Nothing

[bitter hearth]

mod me and jimmy

[short coyote]

Us Idiots Fooling around

[short coyote]

What the Hunk Doing?

[urban coral]

Mod me tf up

[gray jetty]

Fr fr

[bitter hearth]

Fr fr

[hollow crown]

Give me mod so I can ban everyone I dont like

[short coyote]

Fr fr

[short coyote]

"Average Discord User Be Like"

[urban coral]

If only

Those days are gone

[gray jetty]

Crimson was cast out of heaven during the great upheaval

[short coyote]

What did Crimson do to get cast out then?

[urban coral]

Cast down into the world of LEGO Universe

[short coyote]

🤔🤔🤔

[bitter hearth]

he spoke the truth of NOD

and GDI didnt like it so they silenced him

[gray jetty]

He said something too based in janitor chat

[short coyote]

We have a Janitor Chat?

[gray jetty]

Yes

[urban coral]

#en_moderators

[bitter hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/839648246052945971/outsidesourcemaps.gif

[short coyote]

I thought the Janitor and The Potted plant had their own dedicated channel and their channel alone

[bitter hearth]

leaked

[urban coral]

Ah, #moderators_en

[gray jetty]

Ancient lore is below further

[urban coral]

Officially, I posted Schrodinger and a police bear chasing a brown bear. That's why I got kicked off the team

[short coyote]

What the?! That's all the languages, why aren't they here?!

[gray jetty]

Basically

[urban coral]

Because we had no one able to moderate them

[gray jetty]

We didn’t have mods who spoke all those languages

[neon vale]

Why you talk like an anime character

[bitter hearth]

ru is gone

[short coyote]

... damn, feel sorry for you

[gray jetty]

It likely does exist but I don’t think we can view it

[neon vale]

Mod me up

[gray jetty]

Think only the cms can

[urban coral]

...But unofficially, I made someone mad by doing literally nothing and that person sent a DM to one of the CMs

At least, from what I've heard

[short coyote]

Wait... now that I think about it. What requirements are there to even become a mod?

[whole sable]

What does CM mean

[short coyote]

That's even worse!

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-gif-26388505

[gray jetty]

Community manager

[urban coral]

Getting selected by the cult

[whole sable]

Oh

[urban coral]

The Moderator Cult

Or the CM Cult

[whole sable]

[neon vale]

Brownie points with the CMs and a promise to be active probably

[gray jetty]

They don’t really select people anymore it’s been ages

[urban coral]

And they don't want to select me

[gray jetty]

Believe me we tried

[short coyote]

Well that was quite stupid, the only based mods I can think of off the top of my head is Jack and Vasim.

[candid cloud]

Where gajunas.

[gray jetty]

[bitter hearth]

mod me cuz, im a good person i swear

[gray jetty]

Lost to time

[short coyote]

If you still were a mod, it be 3, but what's done is done

[urban coral]

Pretty sure they gave some other duders mod when I asked to be a mod to help around again, just out of spite

[neon vale]

Get tampijo pendejo on the mod team

[urban coral]

Gone.

[whole sable]

How did you two become mods ?

[bitter hearth]

hes disapeared recently, he was speaking in c con and then stopped for quite a while

[gray jetty]

Gajunas was the most legendary chatter of all

[urban coral]

Got asked

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-cod-takedown-ghosttakedown-gif-27395806

[bitter hearth]

the chosen one

's

[short coyote]

Whos Gajunas?

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-warzone-modern-warfare-ghost-riley-gif-26766629

[gray jetty]

💀

[neon vale]

He just said

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-warzone-modern-warfare-ghost-riley-gif-26766629

[gray jetty]

The people don’t even remember anymore

[neon vale]

The most legendary chatter of all

[gray jetty]

[bitter hearth]

past moderator, pretty awesome guy

[short coyote]

Look, I'm the Newbie here, so yall have to educate me on server lore

[urban coral]

Mr. Tomato

[neon vale]

Lets reinvite derek and make new lore

[bitter hearth]

pomidoras iirc

[short coyote]

Whos Derek?

[candid cloud]

Server lore!
We deleted the chats and users.

[gray jetty]

No def not

[candid cloud]

Wasn't a bad decision after all.

[candid cloud]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeDM1cnpsajZrM3dobXEwZHRxM2dlbHE0OGFtZmdjODB6N3VvMm9rNyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/1B0WgZJwnWkV3vxh4j/giphy.gif

[short coyote]

WHAT IN THE NAME OF

[gray jetty]

Derek is a cancer

[short coyote]

WHAT DID I JUST WITNESS

[bitter hearth]

war happens, server locks, bunch of people banned and the rest left cause the awesome people got banned or left, server reopens and even more people leave, current time

[gray jetty]

They took way too long to get rid of

[neon vale]

Plutonium does really tame shit compared to derek and people get mad at him more than they did with derek

[gray jetty]

True

It’s why I made him cool

[neon vale]

The server really went downhill after it got unlicked

[whole sable]

They get mad at plutonium?

[bitter hearth]

he does, derek was damn funny man but gaddahm he was weird

[urban coral]

Man, those were bad times

[gray jetty]

Derek was a freak

And I don’t say that lightly

[neon vale]

Unofficialstrelokrole wanted him banned

[bitter hearth]

stalkers in memes shower react anything that contains women or anime

[whole sable]

You mean like shower emojis?

[urban coral]

Derek legit the kind of person who's such a weirdo, it's legit sad

[short coyote]

Ok so.. this Derek dude, did he do his shenanigans a lot, to the point it was just server knowledge like "Ah boy, Derek is at it again"

[neon vale]

Derek was the server schizo

[gray jetty]

No he strongly hinted at liking kids and raping women

[bitter hearth]

it was entertrainment seeing him speak but bro was off on so many things man, like that one time he said women objectify themselves by wearing hot skirts

[whole sable]

Fr bro like most of them don't deserve 🚿

[gray jetty]

Well actually no

[bitter hearth]

bro at that time i was laughing so hard at how retarded this guy is

[short coyote]

WHAT THE F*UCK

[gray jetty]

He directly admit to liking kids

[neon vale]

He talked about touching women, thought all women were hookers, and believed that schizophrenia is not real

[urban coral]

Watching V-tubers made him happy and he also mentioned that whole "I try to feel the boobies of women when I get hugged"

[candid cloud]

Imagine talking to women and receiving 🚿 emote.

[short coyote]

Ok, Jack please tell me this is a joke right

[gray jetty]

No

[neon vale]

He was a joke

[gray jetty]

This is real

[bitter hearth]

just speaking to a woman outside then someone runs to you and smacks you with a metal shower head

[gray jetty]

[neon vale]

The punchline was bullying him

[bitter hearth]

it was

and he thought he was still in the right

[short coyote]

And I thought GIO was questionable

[gray jetty]

He was the only person in stoc you were allowed to bully

[neon vale]

He was a beast, he never caved

[urban coral]

But then he got replaced by Bonk

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-pop-xqc-popsicle-shower-chat-gif-25612875

[neon vale]

He never left he just got banned instead

There was somebody that was worse though

[short coyote]

SOMEONE WORSE?!

[neon vale]

Derek never was as bad as sprite was

[urban coral]

Remember the femboy takeover?

[whole sable]

Who is sprite

[short coyote]

The Femboy what now?!

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/live-jonkler-reaction-joker-batman-arkham-man-gif-17809721599016283530

[gray jetty]

Waifu slayer

[short coyote]

Yeah who's Sprite?

[candid cloud]

Shut.

Never talk about that pedo.

[neon vale]

Sprite was a pretty genuine pedo

[whole sable]

That happened to the war thunder memes community on reddit too

[bitter hearth]

wasnt sprite like 17

he posted his picture and got banned

[neon vale]

I never knew you talked to sprite

[neon vale]

He was def not 17

[urban coral]

STOC has seen many of the old duders leave this place permanently because of how genuinely cringe it was

[candid cloud]

Wasn't waifu a pedo?

[short coyote]

Wait... this Sprite dude was a pedo?

[gray jetty]

Yup

[urban coral]

Plenty of weebs, femboys or legit weirdos

[candid cloud]

I lost it.
About who are we talking now?

[short coyote]

So, we essentially lost a lot of real ones before I joined

[bitter hearth]

the STALKER lore

[neon vale]

Sprite

[gray jetty]

Like this place peaked in 2021

[runic vector]

Look, majority here are closet homos

[urban coral]

A lot

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-snake-jumpscare-gif-3981958126681849952

Uknown nickname.

[bitter hearth]

now that i think about it, we had a bunch of pedos here for some reason

[urban coral]

But hey, stick around long enough and all of you may become real ones too

[neon vale]

He got banned because he went "oh penguan is a touhou fan?" And proceeded to dm me porn of the characters

[gray jetty]

I banned him

[short coyote]

Wait... HE DID WHAT?!

[still ore]

I stopped checking any channel shortly after I joined because of the cringe lol and I don't think that was even at its peak.

[short coyote]

Wait...

[gray jetty]

You showed me that message and I’m like this is the most disgusting shit I’ve ever seen

[short coyote]

GUYS IM PURPLE NOW!!!

[gray jetty]

[urban coral]

Yeah

[urban coral]

Congrats dawg

[gray jetty]

Straight fucken vile content

[neon vale]

I told jack and he was like "what the fuсk"

[whole sable]

Congratulations 🎉 🥳

[short coyote]

I joined the Club, let's go

[gray jetty]

Now become yellow

[urban coral]

These truly are some STOC Hours™️

[short coyote]

I got to lock in to become Yellow, and after that, become red

[gray jetty]

No one becomes red anymore

[short coyote]

Or orange if I can't be red

[urban coral]

No one can ever get the Wolf role

Remember this?

[whole sable]

We need at least one person to tell the story of the lore for the future generations when stalker 2 release and new people come along

[short coyote]

So guys, what level do you become Yellow?

[urban coral]

70

[gray jetty]

The good bot

[short coyote]

I'm level 25. Time to lock in

[gray jetty]

[neon vale]

Piss color

[gray jetty]

Yes

[runic vector]

Lies

[urban coral]

Yes, that's what you get for being such a no-life

[bitter hearth]

oraje

[neon vale]

Theres gonna be so many new people here when s2 releases we are probably gonna all be drowned out and forced out of conversations

[whole sable]

Stalker Piss ball

[short coyote]

It's not Lies

[candid cloud]

Voice chats it is.

[short coyote]

It's facts

[bitter hearth]

ima be back later guys yall have a good time

[gray jetty]

How many yellows are there now

!ranks

[neon vale]

I like half dead stoc because the conversations move at a readable speed

[gray jetty]

!rank list

What is the command

!leaderboard

[urban coral]

You can check, actually. Go to server options, then check Members and look for ranks

[bitter hearth]

/ levels

[urban coral]

8

[runic vector]

This is an oddly readable server for it's size and having so few channels

[neon vale]

Theres only 4 piss colord iirc

Oh

[neon vale]

Thats gonna change when s2 comes out

[gray jetty]

The bot is not working

[candid cloud]

You are not going anywhere.

[gray jetty]

Oh actually

It’s cus I have my dms off

Oops

[neon vale]

Its gonna move so fast that its going t be unreadable

[runic vector]

They need to make a rookie quarantine channel

[bitter hearth]

guests are over home, uncle died so we have like 40 people here

[urban coral]

1. Sir Crimson
2. gajunas
3. Faker
4. Riza
5. Rebel
6. Cracker Jack
7. Krezzin
8. Vasim

[gray jetty]

I realize now I’m literally sitting here

[candid cloud]

Oh shit, Um... My bad and condolonces.

[gray jetty]

Waiting for paint to dry

[short coyote]

Yeah, we are going to need one, at least 2 weeks before release

[gray jetty]

[neon vale]

Thats one reason i hate being in huge servers, the chat is unreadable half the time

A conversation doesnt flow well when theres 8 people talking at the same time

[urban coral]

Oh heck, I'm sorry to hear dude. My condolences

[whole sable]

So the highest level is level 99

[short coyote]

Let me guess, are those the people with the highest rank?

[urban coral]

Yes, those are all Legends

[urban coral]

That's me, yeah

[still ore]

Server also has slow mode on

[urban coral]

Then again, I've been here since Day 1

[neon vale]

Itll have to be way longer

[whole sable]

But with a lot of people typing it's not gonna matter

[gray jetty]

Believe it or not

[urban coral]

Although I definitely had some times I've been gone

[gray jetty]

Long ago

There was no slow mode

[short coyote]

Sir, is it true you have never touched grass? (It's a joke)

[urban coral]

Because, man, this server had some cringe-ass times

[neon vale]

Or yall gotta be in tampijos pendejo server

[whole sable]

#🔩┃trilogy_modifications doesn't have slow mode

[urban coral]

Aye, 'tis true

[gray jetty]

Again it peaked 2021

[short coyote]

Either two things is going to happen, it's going to peak again in 3 months, or the STOC race shall fall

[urban coral]

I set the slowmode to 1 second

[gray jetty]

Back when we could set it

[urban coral]

Both

[neon vale]

The stoc race will reshape

[gray jetty]

That power is long gone

We lost everything

[neon vale]

I guarantee that nobody in this chat is gonna regulsr here after s2 comes out and floods the server with new people

[gray jetty]

We can’t role people can’t edit Channels

[whole sable]

If it falls then it will still be rising in numbers

[urban coral]

All thanks to the war

[gray jetty]

Indeed

[short coyote]

What War?

[gray jetty]

The real war

[short coyote]

Oh yeah, the war in Ukraine

[gray jetty]

Things were never the same after it started

[urban coral]

The current war

[gray jetty]

It really did ruin everything

[urban coral]

True, worst birthday ever

[neon vale]

Gsc could relocate headquarters to tel aviv

[gray jetty]

I mean basically what happened

The server was closed completely

For several months and when it finally reopened

It killed tons of the momentum the community had for the game

[short coyote]

I mean... given the current war also going on there, it would make sense for em to move further into western Europe

[gray jetty]

Lots of the ogs left or got banned shortly after it re opened

[short coyote]

Or stay where they are

[urban coral]

Yup, a ton got banned for seemingly no reason

[neon vale]

Being russian?

[urban coral]

Not all of them are Russian

[gray jetty]

Not my place to step in I did not do most of the banning

[neon vale]

Or did the cms just go back and see what yall were talking about while they werent looking

[urban coral]

And, of course, with the RU channels being removed, they had no need for any RU moderators either

[gray jetty]

Yah…..

That is true…

Some of those guys were legends

[short coyote]

Man, From what I can tell, this servers lore can easily be made into a book!

[whole sable]

Have you every experienced any server lore?

Like from any discord server?

[urban coral]

STOC lore 💀

[neon vale]

Crimson you should come back to the tampicon server

[short coyote]

Nah, not really tbh

[whole sable]

Maybe one day you will be part of it

[gray jetty]

Yes lots of drama betrayal and such in stoc over the years

[urban coral]

Meh

Yeah, this server used to be HELLA wholesome, legit

[gray jetty]

The funny thing is this is completely accurate

[runic vector]

Even th smallest servers have the nuttiest lore

[gray jetty]

Yup

[neon vale]

The tampico server also got the craziest lore

[whole sable]

I mean not all of them

[gray jetty]

We use to moderate the memes Channel

We delete all bad memes

[hollow crown]

until i joined

[urban coral]

Don't give yourself too much credit

[gray jetty]

Again most of you were not here at this servers peak

[neon vale]

Who are you

[whole sable]

It was likely long before you joined

[gray jetty]

2021 was the golden year of stoc

[hollow crown]

Do you think this is my only discord

I've been here since about 2020, but go figure out

[neon vale]

Id reckon 2022

[gray jetty]

Nah

[neon vale]

2022 was the yesr of the derek

[gray jetty]

Derek was here before

[whole sable]

Yeah, I did think that

[urban coral]

The times

[short coyote]

That's when Derek did his thing?

[hollow crown]

Got about 5 atm

[runic vector]

I guess I'm used to my close friends one that stuck around for five years at this point but we had a lot of incidents

[neon vale]

He didnt go completely nuts until 2022 from what i remember

[whole sable]

Including this one?

[gray jetty]

Maybe

[hollow crown]

yea

[gray jetty]

It’s kinda funny though

[urban coral]

How did I even manage to start a cult

[neon vale]

Thst you regular in

[gray jetty]

Like we moderated the server more heavily but

Honestly it was more wholesome and more people talked

Now it’s just a battle not to make more people leave

[hollow crown]

More or less so, my actual job is purely on PC, so I dont actually have a job on paper 😄

[gray jetty]

[urban coral]

Like, it being more heavily moderated promoted the wholesomeness, tbh

[neon vale]

Yall cant even moderate anymore without everyone bitсhing

[gray jetty]

It did

[still ore]

Your electric charisma

[gray jetty]

Stoc had a different community back then

[urban coral]

Which one?

[gray jetty]

Reminds me of the Miata server tbh

Everyone is just super friendly and helpful

[urban coral]

We need more lore

[gray jetty]

True

[urban coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1168573728632868885/repub_if_hate_elves.gif

[gray jetty]

I mean some of the spiciest lore is locked inside the janitor channels

[urban coral]

I need Freedom

[gray jetty]

Crimson knows of this however

[urban coral]

Which one of the many?

[gray jetty]

Well none has recently happened so you know of all of it

[urban coral]

Depends, I'm one who tends to forget the past

[gray jetty]

Fair

[rotund horizon]

As you wish

[bitter hearth]

monolith suppermacy

[gray jetty]

[gray jetty]

Did an ex ru mod make this by chance

[urban coral]

No, Meztinos

[urban coral]

Who remembers?

[rotund horizon]

I do

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1218248377930748044.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[neon vale]

Bingo

Bottom left to top right ive seen in just this week

[whole sable]

Top row is always cleared

[candid cloud]

One imposta.

[urban coral]

@idle wadi
The future of combat, lost

[idle wadi]

what is this

why

[urban coral]

OICW

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Objective_Individual_Combat_Weapon

[whole sable]

Kinda sad they cancelled this (M 1299)

[rotund horizon]

Reminds me of this thing

[urban coral]

Basically the same-ish

[rotund horizon]

If there's a firearm...

There's a waifu version of It

[wild mulch]

How many do yall fit?

[urban coral]

This day? Definitely not Collector

[forest hull]

ain't it on UE5 though?

[ripe merlin]

Why do you bring anime to every conversation

[forest hull]

look at the profile and ask that again

[short coyote]

Hey gold, notice anything different

[shy narwhal]

My beloved

[rotund horizon]

K11 is super underrated

The T-doll and the rifle

[short coyote]

To The showers we banish you, boys you know the drill

Shower Emote on this dude

[rotund horizon]

I needed to take one anyway

So go ahead

[runic vector]

Let's all group shower together

[rotund horizon]

You have my permission

[runic vector]

I just ate paper hbu

[bitter hearth]

damn

[short coyote]

Real

[short coyote]

... isn't that a bit gay?

[bitter hearth]

depends on whos in the shower

instead of group shower, shrek all movies watch party

[rotund horizon]

Nah

[kind oriole]

Gross

[rotund horizon]

Let's all put on cute pajamas

Actually no

Thighs highs

Skirts

[bitter hearth]

HEV suits

[rotund horizon]

And play War Thunder

[short coyote]

Nah, hear me out, we either play games together, or we watch Godzilla Minus One

[rotund horizon]

Custom battles ofc

[rotund horizon]

War Thunder!

It's the perfect game for the homies

[runic vector]

How else am I supposed to make sure you people use soap

[bitter hearth]

id play warthunder but i aint wearin no skirts or nothing else

[short coyote]

Eh, the sheer file size, plus my potato PC. What bout L4D2, it's the perfect game for the Old School Homies

[bitter hearth]

i would l4d2 aswell

[rotund horizon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/593823359905693752.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[kind oriole]

Why are you interested in that info in the first place?

[rotund horizon]

Yay !

[runic vector]

I hate war thunder only bc my brother gets so heated over it

[rotund horizon]

Once I get enough money

[bitter hearth]

ay true tho, some mfkas be willin

[short coyote]

Yeah @runic vector, why are you interested in that

[runic vector]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-27567306

[bitter hearth]

i mean, i dont wanna hangout with people who dont use soap

[neon vale]

الكوفي

[kind oriole]

No one does. Using a soap is a basic hygiene

[short coyote]

I mean that makes sense, that's just down right unhygienic

[rotund horizon]

Shampoo is superior

[runic vector]

You'd be shocked.

[neon vale]

Shower everyday with soap

[bitter hearth]

lmao

[rotund horizon]

Who tf used soap for showers

[bitter hearth]

قهوة

[neon vale]

How else do you wash your body

[rotund horizon]

I only use that to put on deodorants and wash my hands

[rotund horizon]

Shampoo

[kind oriole]

I use both soap and shampoo for daily showers

[neon vale]

Shampoo is for your hair

[bitter hearth]

i use soap for hands, geldouch for body, shampoo for hair

[rotund horizon]

You can also use It for your body

[short coyote]

... this is why shampoo has instructions

[neon vale]

True

[runic vector]

The instructions are to eat it

[neon vale]

Body wash is its own thing

[bitter hearth]

1 in 50 body soap

[short coyote]

Um...according to my calculations, shampoo can theoretically poison you, and is not safe to eat

[kind oriole]

Are you normal? Shampoo is for hair

[bitter hearth]

shaboingoings

[rotund horizon]

It can be used for body too

[runic vector]

I'm on vacation and I've been having to use this fcking kids 3-in-one soap with conditioner so now my arm hair is very soft

[kind oriole]

I mean it can be used for body, yes, but its very unusual and rare occurence.

[rotund horizon]

I use It

[kind oriole]

What I'm trying to say, is that most use soap on their bodies instead of shampoo

[neon vale]

I used 3in1 for a few months and my hair started falling out

[bitter hearth]

you know the arguement, " i dont care " works with anything

[short coyote]

It generally does tbh

[kind oriole]

At least most people I know.

[bitter hearth]

dont use a block of soap for your hair, use shampoo, you can use body soap, block soap for body

[runic vector]

I thought that was happening to me but it turns out I just had an auto immune disease and it was not the soap!

[bitter hearth]

one of my friend only uses shampoo cause he likes its smell

[neon vale]

For me it wad the soap

[runic vector]

Did you try not eating it

[bitter hearth]

its okay we are imune, we all ate chalk at like kindergarten

[neon vale]

to be fair half of the main reasons for washing at all are "i dont want to stink"

[bitter hearth]

everyone who ate chalk is fully imune to everything

[neon vale]

when i was 8 i would play in those sandy culverts and the water in them

[kind oriole]

If you will go out and ask people question such as "what do you use on your body? Soap or shampoo?" Then soap will have majority of votes.

[bitter hearth]

i clean because i hate being greasy, i dont stink much but holy shit i sweat

[bitter hearth]

i use mayonaise

[bitter hearth]

you can eat and wash

[neon vale]

shampoo is not made for your body

[bitter hearth]

oh these tunnels i remember

[neon vale]

use tomato juice

[runic vector]

Yeah I get "why is your hair wet did you just shower?" A lot when I was just doing some work outside or something, it's all sweat

[kind oriole]

Exactly

[bitter hearth]

when i was small kid i got pushed in one of them

and they was dry so it had this big ass rat

[neon vale]

every american out there knows that to wash off a skunk smell you gotta bathe in tomato juice

[runic vector]

I always used vinegar

[short coyote]

As a American, I can confirm this

[bitter hearth]

same man

i have never seen a skunk before, altho i seen a human deffinition of skunk

[runic vector]

I love the spotted ones

[neon vale]

never seen one up close

my dog got sprayed once in the rain before

[runic vector]

Hold on my ma send me a picture of one the other day

[bitter hearth]

if i see one im kicking it 50 meters off in the air

[neon vale]

and wet dog smell on top of skunk smell is nigh unbearable

my favorite thing about skunks is that they hate the smell of their own spray

[rotund horizon]

You guys have skunks ?

Never seen one

[runic vector]

Lol she got chased

[neon vale]

i never knew skunks were not european

[kind oriole]

All smokers that have terrible smell I consider skunks.

[runic vector]

I never considered that now, I don't know why

[kind oriole]

Horrible, disgusting smell

[runic vector]

Like I know we only have raccoons

[neon vale]

europe has raccoons

they are just invasive so a bit rarer

[runic vector]

Ah okay makes sense I think I was only told "they aren't native"

[neon vale]

we have a fuсkload of deer

[runic vector]

You guys know about coati

[rotund horizon]

Even they are rare here

I only saw one

Floating in the river

[neon vale]

i see one on the road every day or so

[kind oriole]

Heard about it. Never seen 1 before, though.

[neon vale]

dead and alive ones

[rotund horizon]

You're in the New York of Wisconsin?

[runic vector]

Ah used to have them at one of my old works (captive of course) it would be cool to see them irl, I think they come into Arizona

[bitter hearth]

i have gorrila if that compares

technicaly i am one too

@candid cloud deep rock

[rotund horizon]

Deep co-

[bitter hearth]

she deep on my rock till i galactic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904842536974168157/1252646537235005590/attachment-186.gif

[neon vale]

more like the lake george of wisconsin because we're actually nice to visit

[candid cloud]

She deep on my rock, till I have that bad ass galactic face (I'm gonna shoot her with an engi shootgun).

[bitter hearth]

i wonder how badly skunk can smell, cause i smelt some shit

[rotund horizon]

She's deepening on my galactic rock

[runic vector]

Smells like rancid cheap weed to me

[bitter hearth]

i joining

[bitter hearth]

ah thats fine then

[candid cloud]

Someone will definetly say "I need more bullets".

[bitter hearth]

i need more boolets

[candid cloud]

It's sp, wait.

[rotund horizon]

Never heard of that place

[bitter hearth]

ah continue it then

[bitter hearth]

nigeria

[neon vale]

i looked it up because i cant think of anything in NY other than NYC

[rotund horizon]

OwO

[neon vale]

wisconsin is a pretty nice place to live

im just bored of it

devils lake is awesome though

[bitter hearth]

come hangout

[rotund horizon]

Montana

Looks like a peaceful place

[candid cloud]

Epic

[rotund horizon]

Snake,are you trying to deepen my galactic rock ?

[candid cloud]

I'm gonna...

[kind oriole]

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-mgs2-metal-gear-solid-2-snake-gif-13225802252216398615

[bitter hearth]

if yall come ima let yall drive in dunes

[neon vale]

the devils doorway is awesome if you like staring at peculiar rocks

[candid cloud]

He meant in DRG.

[neon vale]

only place i know of that has rattlesnakes too

[bitter hearth]

IRL

and camel too

[candid cloud]

LIE.

[bitter hearth]

i like lakes

[neon vale]

i never knew this type existed

[wet flicker]

ROCK AND STONE!

[grizzled dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuOVqpR0ktg

[bitter hearth]

oh yeah id love it

[neon vale]

devils lake is peak wisconsin

[neon vale]

its basically all of the state's tourism attributes rolled into one state park

[bitter hearth]

wait i forgot my character black

i bought a bunch of colors

[candid cloud]

Luckily I didn't say it.

But my friend would.

[neon vale]

holy shit this thing is scary though https://youtu.be/XgMKZvh5qRo?si=kYVTz6z90SSqBpx3

that thing could kill this guy with its venom

[kind oriole]

They do look very majestic, these snakes.

[neon vale]

rattlers are the best because they actually let you know you are fuсking with it

even the guy in the video says "he let me know he was there long before i got to him"

[runic vector]

Yeah they're actually usually pretty chill by experience I feel like stories of most people who get bit is bc they go off the trail and don't look, of course there still is some with temper

They're also good moms and watch their babies

[rotund horizon]

No wonder Libertarians use a flag on It

[bitter hearth]

we got drilled😔

[runic vector]

Never feel bad bc there's no way you're as phenomenally bad as me

[rotund horizon]

So was I earlier

[bitter hearth]

huh

i got kicked😔

[candid cloud]

I was writing a joke.

Lmao.

You being kicked was faster.

Wolrd of tanks is calling...

[bitter hearth]

lmao

[candid cloud]

And here we go again.

[wild mulch]

That you are still professer but with purplr nick its more noticable :3

[short coyote]

Indubatbly, that is correct

[wild mulch]

What in the snorks leg does "indubatably" mean? 😭

[runic vector]

Idk big professor words apparently

[whole sable]

Without doubt

[void kelp]

wa oh~ @teal oracle @raw orchid @ripe merlin

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/172247745724284928/1254842312299778148/GIF_1166813363.gif

[neon vale]

@bitter hearth una tek rastaman fi fool

[olive flicker]

All those but doom eternal

[neon vale]

@rotund horizon

nazrin skaven

[delicate yew]

I ENJOY-LIKE THIS

[neon vale]

wait what

i swear to god numenoko randomly shows up everytime i look up any IP

[dull halo]

My friend

Middle of the night here but still very bright

[lament zealot]

I think your friend’s NODs are on fire

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[delicate yew]

oh boy reading all this server lore was a treat

[old roost]

its the worst

save yourself bro

[delicate yew]

ive experienced people like this in many servers

[lament zealot]

ppl be crazy n shit

[forest hull]

until you realize some of the characters are underage

[lament zealot]

💀

At least they ain’t real tho

[twin cairn]

i love crazy server lore ngl

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/412373201063247873/1254793083237957642/Bait.gif?ex=667b715f&is=667a1fdf&hm=7beecffd46ab8b2670a3e8c5b0cd19bc029f293136bafed5472e3771d77da6c1&

[olive flicker]

I just read on sprite getting banned

People like him arent common here right

[twin cairn]

That's a relief tbh

toxic people suck

[olive flicker]

He went beyond toxic that dude was a pedo

Had the audacity to say he only liked "petite" girls

[twin cairn]

holy shit thats even worse i didnt know about that 💀 i hope the feds have caught him by now

[olive flicker]

Yeah he sent pengau anime porn of minors

Or something like that

[plush cloud]

I dont get why all these people gather around on discord

[olive flicker]

Its the easiest place to find kids and communities i think

I mean its a gaming community app so

[plush cloud]

Well I get it partly. "le epic gamer chat app" and games are mostly played by kids

and still

my mother would beat shit outta me if she found out that at the age of ten or twelve I communicate with some shady men

[olive flicker]

I think any good parent would lol

[neon vale]

discord is just straight up not a safe place for teens

idk why they advertise themselves as one

[olive flicker]

The problem is parents giving their young kids unrestricted internet access

[olive flicker]

They have to

[neon vale]

unrestricted internet access would be fine if they the only restrictions were "no discord or twitter" until you were 18

[plush cloud]

kids bring out the most cash

[neon vale]

sprite lore goes a bit deeper than just stoc

[olive flicker]

Nah bro you can still find messed up shi on the internet regardless of if you are or arent on disc or twitter

[plush cloud]

how come

[neon vale]

tampico was gonna try convincing people that his alt was not him and the first dude he tried that on was sprite

[plush cloud]

did he murder someone?

[neon vale]

fell for it hook line and sinker

[neon vale]

nah i just mean that theres a tidbit about him from after he was banned

[olive flicker]

💀 got bullied by chat for being pedo so he goes on a killing spree

[neon vale]

disc and twitter are the worst offenders

discord, twitter, and reddit are basically the main places someone would ever find fuсked shit

[plush cloud]

I know how it goes when everyone's against you 😈

https://tenor.com/view/funny-emo-wolf-werewolf-transform-gif-27196401

[forest hull]

what did i walk into

[neon vale]

sprite got banned here so fast that half of the regulars didnt even know he existed

he got swept under the rug so fast

he joined, argued for 18 hours straight, and left

[olive flicker]

Thank God

[neon vale]

he never got flat out banned

[olive flicker]

Scum like him dont deserve to be acknowledged

[olive flicker]

How long was he in the server for?

[neon vale]

like not even 24 hours

[olive flicker]

Oh damn

I was word searching for sprite and it looked like he was around for atleast a few days

Has there been any other known pedos in here

[neon vale]

derek probably

[olive flicker]

Derek?

[plush cloud]

where's derek by the way

[neon vale]

derek didnt really seem into children, he was just super fuсking creepy instead

[plush cloud]

haven't seen him for a while

[plush cloud]

known shitposter

[neon vale]

hes been banned for a while

[plush cloud]

should've guessed so

[lament zealot]

me watching u guys go mental over some idiot online

[neon vale]

uh huh

[whole sable]

Most of it is talking about this sprite

[lament zealot]

sprite is ok

Fresca is better

[neon vale]

he joined a server im in a couple weeks ago and when i first saw him i just grinned

cryptid sighting

[lament zealot]

what was even up with Derek again

I only heard things, never saw it

even when he was around

[plush cloud]

that looks like something derek would unironically post

[neon vale]

the funny thing about derek was that he wasnt that much of a dick, he was just really creepy

[lament zealot]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

how so

[whole sable]

Never heard of it

[neon vale]

classic

[lament zealot]

It’s technically a sort of sparkling soda, but it really just tastes like light grapefruit soda. Very refreshing

[plush cloud]

ewww

[lament zealot]

Citrusy too

[lament zealot]

Brother just like women what can I say

Poor choice of gif tho lmao

[neon vale]

i remember the first time i ever saw derek in chat he said this

[olive flicker]

Of course his name is Derek

Derek is the most "not allowed 200 meters within a school zone" type name

[neon vale]

derek was legendary

even if he is someone id never want to meet

[olive flicker]

Being named Derek has got to be a debuff at birth

[whole sable]

I thought I had it in my fridge for a second bc you mentioned grape fruit but it was something else but in grape fruit

[neon vale]

being named gavin has a debuff attached to it

[whole sable]

This was the brand

[neon vale]

squirt is goated

[whole sable]

[olive flicker]

Yeah that one too

[lament zealot]

Haven’t had squirt in a while but I guess you could call Fresca Squirt lite

[plush cloud]

nothing wrong with being named derek imo

[olive flicker]

Some names are worse than others

[whole sable]

Derek is a pretty solid name

[olive flicker]

Ofc if youre named derek and youre a cool dude then it doesnt apply to you

[neon vale]

i cannot think of a single derek that wasnt nuts

[whole sable]

Sorta similar

[lament zealot]

I cannot think of a single Derek

[olive flicker]

Same

[neon vale]

i should legally change my name to Yossarian

[olive flicker]

Every derek ive seen has been insane

[plush cloud]

people earn their reputation not their names

[olive flicker]

Nice

Im only thinking about changing my middle name

[neon vale]

if your name is some shit like "archibald" or "throckmorton" then i instantly respect you

[olive flicker]

What about leonard

[plush cloud]

what about bob

[lament zealot]

You should legally change your name to Chadingus

[neon vale]

i kinda wanna change my legal name just to screw with people

[olive flicker]

My name shall be Cunningham Dingulingus Belsworth henceforth

[neon vale]

that should be your pen name

[old roost]

No Discord
No Twitter
No Reddit
DEFINITELY No 4Chan
Tiktok permanently banned
Instagram permanently banned
Youtube limited

Healthy life

[delicate yew]

destroy every electrical device, return to monke

[olive flicker]

Tiktok is brainrot garbage

[plush cloud]

nothing wrong with a considerable amount of media

[olive flicker]

So is insta reels and yt shorts

Theyre all brainrot besides yt shorts occasionally

[delicate yew]

you can have a little media, as a treat

[neon vale]

no erotic novels
no cable TV

[olive flicker]

I might do that

[old roost]

who has either of these

what is this, 1950?

[olive flicker]

Me

[plush cloud]

true

[neon vale]

two of my cousins never even had a TV until they moved out of their parents home

[whole sable]

YouTube shorts is good. It thought me how to make a cool slime out of gasoline and Styrofoam.

[delicate yew]

2012 youtube taught me that

[plush cloud]

it is dangerous to be media illiterate at the age of 18 in 2024

[neon vale]

youtube shorts comments never fail to baffle me

[olive flicker]

Fortunate son kicked in right as I read that

[olive flicker]

Ig comments:

[neon vale]

https://youtu.be/iYPEo1BI3Mo?si=yHMjn6G2108-i0tC

[delicate yew]

youtube shorts is either brainrot, fetish content or a mix of both

[neon vale]

i deleted that app because the comments pissed me off with too much regularity

[olive flicker]

I get a lot of guns/science stuff

[whole sable]

" Instagram comments never fail to baffle me" got me dying 💀

Average YouTube comment

[delicate yew]

"bro when..." "me when bro"

[plush cloud]

you'll have another wasted generation.
it was financial pyramids back in the 1990
it is crypto financial pyramids now in 2024

[olive flicker]

Bro the amount of blue haired lesbians ive argued with on there is actually insane

Im not too proud of it ngl

[neon vale]

some of my favorites

[neon vale]

for me its the opposite

[delicate yew]

bumper fluid got me

[neon vale]

80% of the comments i saw were just flatout unapoligetic racists

[olive flicker]

Ehrmergerd are you the blue haired lesbian perhaps

[plush cloud]

and it's the most popular song on the internet

[neon vale]

like the kind that doesnt joke around with what they're saying

[delicate yew]

youtube comments have always been cringe

[olive flicker]

I never really encountered those

[delicate yew]

IG has the most racist comment section ive ever seen lol

[olive flicker]

My feeds always had the occasional libby lib reel and that was it, i never got much racist reels

[neon vale]

When a white man says GEEZ LOUISE 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[delicate yew]

COD lobby is less toxic than IG

[olive flicker]

I mean I probably got a few but if they were making a funny joke I probably laughed at it and thought nothing else of it

[neon vale]

ig kept recommending me vids of black people (or just black people in them) so the comments were abundant

[olive flicker]

Oh no

Ig recommended me built midget women💀

I got a few midget wrestling ones

[neon vale]

midget wrestling is so awesome

[olive flicker]

Ig knows my love for latinas💔

[plush cloud]

feed too. I always get hood shootouts and monkey hate content in my feed even though I report it

[neon vale]

they do it on the wisconsin river

[olive flicker]

Bro ikr

[plush cloud]

on the youtube this shit would get banned in a couple of moments, and on instagram these posts collect engagement with the audience

[olive flicker]

Ive got some really funny reels saved on my acc but I deleted it so

[olive flicker]

All you can really do is skip past it as fast as you can

The algorithim on ig is stupid

[neon vale]

nvm youtube shorts is a real one for this

[whole sable]

For my feed the reels weren't racist but on some reels the comments were racist as hell

[neon vale]

i shit you not the first day i used instagram i got a reel of a guy drilling a hole in his foot

[plush cloud]

yeah ^

[whole sable]

I haven't really seen people die on isg reels

[neon vale]

i have plenty of times

that one russian war vid with the sledgehammer was on reels for a while

[whole sable]

But on Twitter I have seen it a couple times

[plush cloud]

my favorite type of video would be a best acting performances and it would be a minute of men violently screaming with some sad music in the background

shit's amusing

[olive flicker]

Yeah

[whole sable]

I would ask you what it was about but I think it's nsfw and not allowed on the server

[twin cairn]

My YT shorts has been filled with Russian war propaganda it's crazy

[olive flicker]

How do yall get those?? I only ever got a granny going mach jesus through a house and that was it

[twin cairn]

They were flexing captured tanks as if they didn't lose thousands of tanks and hundreds of thousands of lives to get a couple abrams from the gulf wars lol

[plush cloud]

man what the fuck

[olive flicker]

Russias 101% cooked in an actual war

[neon vale]

i dont get how it got traction without being smote

[plush cloud]

better get yo asses in dms with this

[neon vale]

its on the same level as having straight up ISIS videos on instagram

[twin cairn]

I miss when social media wasn't cursed

[olive flicker]

When would that be

[twin cairn]

True

[neon vale]

you mean like

1995?

[twin cairn]

Fr

Sadly I was 3 In '95 so before my time

[whole sable]

There was this moment in 2023 where reels instagram comments were actually funny and not repetitive

[twin cairn]

I like when it's filled with cats

[olive flicker]

I was born in the wrong generation

I should have been fighting mammoth and sabertooth tigers

[twin cairn]

Based af

[neon vale]

favorite type of short is definitely whatever the hell this type is https://youtube.com/shorts/_wx27gETAJk?si=LIqd26IwgF-CAadi

[olive flicker]

Lets time travel just to box some giant sloths

[twin cairn]

Or short faced bears

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/minions-caveman-gif-7615605

[whole sable]

NGL that bear looks kinda cute

[plush cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/shun-akiyama-yakuza-tired-gif-23671090

bye

[twin cairn]

I'm glad this thing is extinct

[neon vale]

my pen name should be Foghat Figglehorn

[olive flicker]

My beloved❤️

[twin cairn]

Wood furniture guns are my favorite

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/akiyama-phone-flip-phone-i-just-screenshot-gif-14901408931321611945

[olive flicker]

Those bears were so OP they prevented humans from crossing over to another continent for a period of time before they went extinct

[olive flicker]

I bet you love those m16s with wooden furniture

[twin cairn]

I do it goes hard af

[olive flicker]

Lever actions are so nice man

[twin cairn]

Fr a classic

[olive flicker]

I want one of those rolling blocks

[twin cairn]

I hope you can get one those are timeless

[olive flicker]

Yeah theyre nice, wbu?

What gun you want

[twin cairn]

I'd love SKS and Mosin combo

I'd love AR and AK platforms but Canada is kinda wack when it comes to gun laws

[whole sable]

Does the law change from province to province or is it more federally dominated?

[twin cairn]

Hmm good question actually I've never looked super deep into it yet but I know the prohibited and non restricted laws come from the fed

[olive flicker]

SKS are pretty nice

[twin cairn]

Apparently ARS are horrible machines of death and war so can't have them ( Even though it's just a semi auto gun with a different form factor lol )

[olive flicker]

If you wanna get a mosin then look into the Finnish ones, they have the best mosins

[twin cairn]

Fr? Good to know I assume Finnish sks aswell?

[whole sable]

Are they more expensive than regular one?

[olive flicker]

Idk about finnish sks, i know the finnish mosins are pretty good tho

[olive flicker]

A little more iirc, its worth it tho

[languid shard]

The Finns took possibly one of the worst military rifles to exist and made it incredible. M39 is proof you can polish turds to diamonds

[whole sable]

Hey! what did Poland do!?
They don't deserve to be called turds

[olive flicker]

Make a bad rifle good lol

The mosin did what it was designed for but if you want to actually enjoy the rifle you should buy the Finnish version

[twin cairn]

💀

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/essp-tno-djt-hoi4-gif-1087383096026740788

[lament zealot]

It makes sense when you realize most of these people are likely iPad kids

[neon vale]

the one that said When a white man says GEEZ LOUISE 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 was a real one though

[neon vale]

why the hell did i think this a good combination

[ripe merlin]

Where is 1 and 2

[delicate yew]

I think my combo is weirder

[languid shard]

Alex Terrible probably would approve

[neon vale]

these are some of my favorites

[delicate yew]

I love his music

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6crBy2sODw2HS53xquM6us?si=c70ac51a76ea4207

the best one in all of the playlists

[languid shard]

Alex Terrible and Will Ramos should have a scream off.. but I know who would win

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680451004281389111/1254957514374647808/If_the_Advisor_was_Honest.webm?ex=667b61c3&is=667a1043&hm=766204de4979f18fcda44f3c839bbda4d72a79446a5ceaff5f98408ef5f49404&

[rotund horizon]

Time to start cooking

Step 1:Add some cooking oil and take a few sausages

[rotund horizon]

Step 2:Mark 3 lines on the sausages with the sharpest knife

[lime marten]

hm

[fringe spear]

#en_cooking channel

[rotund horizon]

Step 3:Put the sausages on the stove and turn It up on the highest temperature possible

Cook on 1000⁰C(180.32⁰F,10273.15⁰K)

Step 4:Crack eggs into a bowl and start mixing

[rotund horizon]

Step 4.5:Add milk/salt to the egg solution(optional)

Step 5:add the egg solution to the pan with the sausages in It

[rotund horizon]

And let It heat It up after a minute

Make sure to have some soup,goat milk(or any milk) and a few hurmašice(or any desert)

Now you have a good breakfast

Afiyet olsun & Guten apetit,stalker

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1057279657172545597.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[lament zealot]

Who would win

[wild mulch]

Duty

[lament zealot]

The Zone’s saltiest Dutyer or The Zone’s horniest Freedomer

[wild mulch]

[lament zealot]

shutupshut up shut UP

[wild mulch]

DUTY FOR THE WIN🗣️

[lament zealot]

Doodoo be like “yeah so we make the zone worse for everyone and probably take military money under the table but uhhhh yeah we have a cool bar right guys!”

[wild mulch]

So true bestie

[lament zealot]

Freedope be like “Ayyy you cool dudes and cold blooded comrades, if you’re looking to be appreciated, that’s Freedom all de way!”