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There's a newborn here, im boutta show this infant afghan war footage
Bro some of them are already flat out drunk, the Wedding has just begun
Are them today
- Ja ću napraviti ćevape sa ajvarom
shhh
Um... according to my calculations, generally, people don't inject that.
ne ide mi hrvatski dobro imam 3 iz njega 😭
they do here
its injected instead of lathered
Where do you live!
over there
Over where?!
ej jebi ga
there
marked one forgot where i live again
so i must change it
Ah ok, that explains it
i thought it was because i had a resistance (i do)
but they were just putting it in the wrong spot
because it still hurt like hell
😔
@rotund horizon
What happened?
You were 1 letter away
Guys in 4 Hours I shall graduate, wish me luck
very based Kruglov
bro can't read
college?
lmfao
Middle School
Сильно.
what the bosnian
Erm. What the sigma? (Please forgive me for the sin I have just committed)
uhmmm new ep??
Not yet.
Imagine what 80 dollars can do in a Third World Country
For example
uhh...... yeah dunno
One dollar in algeria is enough to order a pizza apparently
6050¥ is about $39
Or about 1250₺
Uh.... What in the name of God... Kruglov you... Don't do that again.
Time to go to Alegria to get 80 boxes of pizza!
N E I N
I shall go! You can't stop me!
bonks him on the head and drags him back to the bunker Liar. My favorite scientist is not immigrating to Algeria. Of all the rotten places..
9/11 Victims, they went down 80 stories in 10 seconds
(This is a joke, please don't ban me)
A88
What's that?
You're an ass for the bad taste of a joke.
Am about to get an infraction for that but it was worth it.
Look, old habits die hard, I just like dark humor
Nah, you probably won't get an infraction
no way you're that young 
I unironically am, I am just essentially a few of the sane people left at my school
You're on this server yet think you are sane? You got to be the most insane one here then😔
Nobody here is sane
only the insane call themselves sane
Nah, there's some good smart people, it's just that most of em are either glued on their phones, corrupted by brainrot, or both
It's kinda sad tbh
graduate high school please
Get off your phone then, stalker
currently glued to phone
Nah nah, IN CLASS. Like they got no shame. They don't pay attention to the lessons
well its middle school tbh, so it doesn't really matter
just pay attention in high school
middle school is just a buffer for the puberty stages where kids are genuinely deranged
Yeah, as the kids say nowadays. I have to lock in
Oh yeah, a fight broke out one time, it was something bout a missing pencil. Man children are crazy
you are the children in question
I'm essentially a old man, stuck In a young person's body.
Lmao
you are definitely a kid
🍿
what did he mean by this
He's watching the show freind
Eh, all I do is just work. Social stuff, at least in school, I couldn't care less bout that tbh.

You would think that this videogame fanbase would consist of old-heads
I'm spectating what is going down in here
you are the type that gets bullied
Thats... actually somehow accurate, what the hell?
builds character
im like a decade older than you
i know things
Yeah, I mean you got more experience then me, so you, at least in this context know way more then me.
yes fuel my ego
I shall no longer fuel your ego
You're banned permantly from Ego Fuel
NO you DON'T need your ego to be encouraged to grow😭
Please don't give him ideas
ego demolished
Lma-
I shall not give ideas
Don't feed his ego, it's already self-sustainable
LMAO
Nice.
I just got the new youtube UI. What is this get it away
Rhis aint totally true either
High school is basically just a buffer school until college
nah high school matters
you can get scholarships from your performance
well yeah thats just life
I know a lot of people that are failing highschool because they plan on farming instead
Although to be fair even the smartest kids are also farmers
should still finish it
shows commitment
okay lmao
i know someone whos dropped out freshman year
hes not even a farmer too so hes just fuсked
dont ever drop out, imo, just finish and then you can do whatever
i should drop out

i hope you become homeless and resort to drugs
become one of those meth heads who have their skin falling off
fallout ghoul
I just realized i dropped out, was homeless, AND took drugs... thigns coulda ended up a lot worse
dont be like this guy
that sentence sounds out of order
he was homeless then took drugs then dropped out
nope
OR took drugs dropped out and then went homeless
OR dropped out became homeless then took drugs
i took drugs,, then i dropped out.. then i was homeless.. then i took drugs, then i got a degree and a career and a home.. then i took drugs
actually yea thats the smart move
people with back issues be like
i think he took drugs then went homeless because of them which i don't think would make you drop out
i said no to hard drugs
but who we talking about anyways i just arrived here
i think you're not homeless

what if he was just an alcoholic and those are the drugs hes talking about
i am in fact no longer homeless
Thank you sir!
yeah thats what a homeless person would say
No I stole his house while he wasnt looking
the lesson here is..... education and having a career is good
when he had some product taste
Also dont do drugs
Reason: Bad word usage
drugs are NOT cool
I didnt even notice wolf got me for saying H E double hockey sticks. I forgot what I said anyways
i dont think he blocks hell
hi whats up?
May have said the F word and not noticed. Bad habit
hello bro
nah most of them suck
DA HELL YOU MEAN MOST OF THEM
what is this a D.A.R.E. convention? you never chiefed some skrong?
HE-HELL NAWHH 😭
bro gotta be in freedom ong 🙏
oh yes sir i wont 🗣️🔥💯
only cool kids dont do drugs 
95% of america is on that zaza brah i heard even duty is doing it
fake
ong
Fake
fr fr?
fake news
ong fr fr? no cap?
you cant make up stats to prove your addictions...
justification is lying to yourself
99% can't finish this level 😱💯
look at this cool guy who SAYS NO to DRUGS
pretty sigma of him saying that
hey rando never claimed to be an example to follow.. i vote for the cat
then why'd you tell us that THE MOST and not ALL of the drugs suck?
My rabbit probably endorses drugs. Probably why she is tweaking right now
because this is facts
you ever seen cute cats... on weed??
aint nobody told anybody that some drugs are good/cool. Weed is bad ong
nah, don't want to. Im too young for that
ong fr fr?
fr... no cap..
yeah buddy, fr fr
damnn bro aint even capping
that cat is highhh as asssss
SIGMA ONG🗣️🔥💯
brody you are high as shit
did you just take it from default discord gifs
mind exapnding drugs only work if you have a mind 
That can not be north korea!
The Thalmor stand no chance on the Dovahkiin
your day will be on june 13th
What is that supposed to mean?
Didn't it already pass?
did you even look at the picture 💀😭🙏
13 - day 06 - month (june)
and i posted it like 9 days before the 13 of june happened 😭
Oh, it was just a reminder, my bad
nah all good, at least people now reminded themselves about it 🗣️🔥💯
Youtube being stingy with the anti-adblockers again. Anyone know any good ones
i think ublock is the one im using
just wait a little tbh, all ad blockers are working together to override whatever YouTube does. they'll patch it quickly
Yeah you may have to log out in the meantime or try another browser
like they patch whatever YouTube does within hours
I need to fix my ublock filters to hide the sidebars on twitter though they broke a while back and I am tired of seeing whats happening
also there's another thing you can run on YouTube thats really cool
its a browser addon that automatically detects sponsor ads and skips them
and its like really accurate
pretty cool shit
Whats it called?
i was hoping you weren't gonna ask because i don't remember
Thats sick af, I dont really use youtube apart from music anymore though so I dont think id use it
Hello
what was it called again
i use it but i forgot the name
Top right theres your extensions, or top left if you opera gx
It’s just called sponsor block
sponsor block
Opera gx is communist spy ware 💀
im at work
Ok found it, thanks
Bro what
It literally is
opera gx genuinely is a waste of time
the ram limiting thing they advertise isn't even useful to the extent they say
I only use it cuz it remembers my tabs
I never used opera im fine with firefox
as long as you don't clear cookies
FIREFOX GANG
No like I open the site and my tabs are still there
Unless that's what you mean
you open the browser and you still have tabs open? that's on every browser
i turn it off because its annoying when I dont need it
So you forgot to turn on a setting which allows the browser to save the tabs after closing the browser?
Dont work like that for me? Maybe I gotta turn this setting you said on.
what do you mean
you just said thats the reason you use gx

Yeah its standard. Dont gotta mess with settings. And as to my knowledge other browsers didnt have that setting
he's saying what I'm saying
they do
its often disabled by default because most people don't use it
Has it always been there
probably
"After the start -> Start with tabs, which were used before closing".
something like that yeah
I feel old. Back to chrome it is then
gross
Opera gx operative
FIREFOOOOOOOX
Is this how the average Stalker fan feels like?
Even Edge.
and it will work as long as you don't clear history or cookies
and cache
temp folder of any browser.
Hmm but both Goggle and Firefox use so much background storage.
Um.. what's going on with opera gx? (I don't know the context)
spyware
Does Firefox?
firefox not really
hi
google yes
say hi
Brave doesnt use much background space
hey I've seen that thing before
Hello, Galaxy.
say hi back
Shut up!!!!!!
Damn.
are you talking about memory?
banned
gg 5 times
Yeah. Ram and cpu usage
because firefox is really low
I need more ram my poor pc
download more ram
yeah
On it boss 🫡
I have 32g but these recent triple a games are milking my pc dry
jimmy downloaded FREE 32 GB OF RAM ON FIREFOX
48gb of ram NOW
turn off hardware acceleration on you other apps
what's the max ram u can havev
including discord
On one board like 2.5tbs
after turning off hardware acceleration i have way better performance on everything
I have 10 TB of storage
I only have 16 but for years beforehand I had a terrible laptop with an insanely low amount, something like four
Too much work, you win i'll download Firefox
technically like two terabytes, but after a point it just doesn't matter
why do you need 36
yeah
Video probably
Dual socket and eypc
i have 1t what do you even do with 10tb
u just need like 2 TB u ain't downloading a ton of bad bad videos on ur p.c lol
I meannn
I got like a lot of games and mods for them
and + the other apps
Skyrim mods of course right?
how'd u know
idk maybe if you have a just as powerful CPU you could render some heavy shit
some nasa level stuff
wtf
I unknowingly had 200g of mods for skyrim
skyrim vr
Jim would do that
I would
smash bros ultimate
Vr porn mods Skyrim edition
some guy got arrested for having 58tb of cp on his computer
thats
skyrim is now the most immersive porn game
FULLY IMMERSIVE DIGITAL SEX WITH TOD HOWARD
a lot
WOOOOOO
no.
THANKS for SHARING
no problem [Officially Cool] Jimms [OC]
bro adds a mod to have sex with tomas the tank engine
Henri you should join the clan
the what
Do you ever think before you speak?
tell him jack @gray jetty
do you ever arthoefootjob.gif
Huh
what
you think he is eligible for the clan
DMing
@ripe merlin don't u have 7 kilos of pure columbian cocaine
awesome!
yeah he is cool
im cool
yes
ayyy
the council of kool has spoken
what
why didnt this gif work
radi jebo ga miš
😭
how did the guy in Egypt get crack
engish yes
yugoslavia
mine sweeper = Bosnia
POV WOODEN LAND MINE
Damm the Wedding is actually quite good now
ok?
what happend
But im gonna sleep until 10 tomorrow lmao
german soliders 1945 be like
😨
I see you layed a bunch of wooden land mines here
People are less drunk now, food is good and one of the kids there is actually a really funny dude
please all of you walk across this mine field
and find all the mines
go on now
walk
or we will shoot you

u are the mine sweeper
fr,I can't stand drunk ppl either
i pray on his downfall and that he falls while running around tables
they're way too weird
Nono, he's well raised. I spare him
11/10
being officially cool scares me cuz what if u want to be unofficially
that makes 0 sense
I'll never have a chance at being cool
there are those who have been chosen to be officially uncool
Me too tbh
but that is reserved for only the most cringe posters
I'm simply way too unbased
that's totally me
absolute degens
@raw orchid
be real and post stalker version
WOLF HAS A BROTHER?!
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
clear sky dialouge charather settings
I finished Hellsing Ultimate in November
guys my mom says hello
cool anime
Can we kill wolf's brother please?
better than the originall
Rip Rip Van Winkle
I want revenge on wolf by killing his brother
lolll
Wolf deserves it
If I can't kill him myself, then I shall kill his brother as a substitute
haven't you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation
Bitches
LOVE

cannons
Police girl
put me between your boobs
WOAH, THATS CRAZY!
wow hows it feel to finally be inside me
Schrödinger best catboiye
now what the hell
that's an actual line from Hellsing Ultimate Abriged
JACK, SINCE WHEN WERE YOU DOWN BAD?!
jack trans arc
best fandub ever

BOOBS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOBS
WOAH!!!!
So would Handsome Jack become Gorgeous Jaqueline?
Guys, why are you all so down bad?!?!

i did not take my meds today
fun mode is engaged
jack seem like he would be more of a Jasmine
I haven't had meds in 2 months 
i dont have meds
Me in a day
I haven't had meds like, in a year
I'm terminally retarded
i was gonna send a funny gif that isn't so funny here
does it contain the final letter of the alphabet
Oof.. you haven't seen me yet
no it starts with the thirteenth
shut up
What, I hate to say it, but it's kinda true to a degree
unhinged in the annoying giggling way
Real

I don't get it tbh
I can't help it, I'm an unmedicated bipolar patient lol
Send them to the shadow realm jack!
Hound is his brother but he only appears in Clear Sky
this sounds so wrong
How?
What's going on, I don't get it
dont make me explain this
Joey B special
Either I'm too young or quite stupid, or just innocent, imma say too young
So what's going on?
@raw orchid it means this
I thought this was common knowledge
gulp
Someone who gets it
What’s goin on stalktards
hey, shoo back to the planet, your brothers need you!
the aliens....
I have no idea
shwin gober bing chilling dabble
YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME GO BACK TO EN STALKER!
Fr
gottem
GOTEEM!
DAMN
what is this setup you have going
?
improvising between watching and playing
Yeah.
i wonder whats john cena is up to now
i wonder what the undertaker is up to now
ADHD Trap
tell who ever is big man to cover his nipple
You are so real for this one.
movie night
that ad is awesome
Max Payne 3 is super fun
Movie night, when?
just got to the Imperial Hotel
it is
especially on hard difficulty
i dont know
feels so smooth yet hard
but i say we watch kong fu panda
Alr, ping me when it happens if you don't mind, Kung fu panda is a classic
fr
i havent played fear yet
Just to make sure, it's today right?
i did play cry of fear
can I com over to watch too
It's 100% worth It
not today i dont think
and It's 2 expansions
Cry of fear, should I try it out?
Ah ok, I understand
It's hard
and scary too
never got past the first few minutes
if you have the plane ticket and if you dont fear kidnapings, terrorist attacks, and like a million other things
I played twisted metal black bro, I got this! (I indeed do not got this)
yes, best thing the sweedes ever did
I got all
its somewhat scary, id say the only scary part was the sound and random jumpscare
yeah i was about to say, bosnia is basicaly algerias cousin
its just difficult, it has abunch of secrets too

worst part in the game id say when you have a chainsaw man running behind you
or when sometimes he insta hits you the second you walk through the door
Ah ok, I'll keep that in mind
i hope to see something aboy stalker 2 on summer game fest
also do not reload everytime you shoot, apparently the MC is dumb and when you reload he gets rid of the bullets in the past mag
So mag dump then reload, got it
Lol
We use to have a dog that would do this and on two occasions she succeeded and capture and then eating an entire bird
@whole sable
our cat does that all the damn time
except it does the job
haha
hi
Is this a British prison?
Huh, the new Mad Max took place somewhere in central Australia
Thought that was the map of Tamriel
May as well be, they're both fictional places
TURKISH WHITE. GREEK BROWN GYPSY
who's angel
Sheesh
Huh?
Just two more to go
and then you'll be free!!!
Finally will become terminally online
Guys is Stalker like Escape from Tarkov
Please answer 🙏 😭
completely diff
Escape from Pripyat is
I know nothing about Tarkov and I plan to keep it that way
Arena Breakout Infinite, One Love
For an additional $99.99 I can answer this question 
No but yes, see, Stalker was a partial inspiration for Tarkov
*$199,99
It's free, yeah?
Why not go for 1000,99$? It's defined cheaper then 1000,98$.
Don't give Buyanov the idea 
A bit Casual Tarkov but without excessive hardcore (Hardcore is in the modeZone Blockade) and on the UE4/5 engine
Nice.
NO
Its not
No idea who told you but they have severe lack of this thingy called "eyes"
I really dig the design of Polish M2 line metro stations
I know where I’m located too 🥰🥰🥰
False.
😦
Man, thats really cheery for poland, I dig it
WELP
The metro nearest to me is so sad, they went for brutalism and it just sucks in the context of where it is
MY NITRO IS BOUT TO EXPIRE
Haha broke



Almost done finishing MP3
this game is so good fr
gonna try SpecOps:The Line after this
You should.
no, stalker is NOT like "Escape From Money Laundering and Endless Early Access"
Can’t believe I never got spec ops digitally, I’m not paying some chud $40-$60 for a copy
spec ops the line???
Yea, I rented it years ago at blockbuster and didn’t return lol, my disc was broken from years of misuse and of course when I go to look for it digitally I saw it literally just got delisted a few months ago lol
Now people want as much as a new game for a hard copy complete, but that’s with every rarer 360 game nowadays with the shutdown craze around corner, they’ll go back to being cheap in a year or so
it got delisted?
i own it on steam
Yup on Xbox, I’m so dumb passing up it all the time
oh
I could do steam I guess, but I’m big on 360 still for achievements and what not
Play both, more recently moved to pc past couple years
And I didn’t get all em before my disc broke lol
The first CoD games are peak.
I also played Medal of Honor as well.
The first cod games according to most of these people:
it's militaryslop, as fun as the modern entries
also CoD2 might be one of the worst games i've played
some crews from medal of honor transfer to first cod games. so both based.
by that i mean, not modern medal of honor like warfighter
@rotund horizon
literally incapable of having good opinions
and why was that lmao
thanks
no gameplay variety whatsoever, literally just one turret section and a couple of tank missions
idk the missions are quite diverse
aint that any of cod games lol
my only complaint is CoD2 just kinda drags on for a little too long, but that also goes hand in hand with the fact that the missions are big enough to feel like actual battles
and its quite immersive
Just beated Max Payne 2 on Hard difficulty
ingrams are you best friend in 5-10
7
later games are built like attractions, which is what CoD is for imo, and in 2 there are just not enough quirks to make its 8 hour playthrough interesting
i mean yeah, but CoD was about WWII at the time. CoD4 is where it really began
I liked Ghosts, the multiplayer was fun. The aliens game mode was different but still unique and cool
the feeling of compleating a trilogy is truly a satisfying one
Ghosts genuinely is awesome
yall need to hop on peggle
peggle fandom is dying, repost if you love pegging
Only now are people acknowledging the story with the rorke character leak

people hate cod on release but then say it was good five years later
like every time

tbh WWII and Vanguard look like shitе
Because its only going further downhill. Dont see the hype for the new one. It will include operators and the open world zombies which clearly was a failure in mw3
og mw3 was peak
WW2 had probably the best zombies imo. Not story wise but the aspect of it. Dark and old school. The story was great and the multiplayer was decent back then but great nowadays if you look back
I some one ask: You are a Monolithian?
Me: Yes, and I am the only one who prays to The Monolith.
don't care much for zombies/multiplayer, heard it had interesting story but i'm clinically insane and play CoD for campaign only
Reason: Bad word usage
cmon now
i just can't stand how many gigas modern cod now have lol
@rotund horizon
What i meant to say what try BF3 then, good campaign
ohhhh
I got bad news
my nitro
yeah?
Is gonna expire
I don't have money
tried to launch it on my 8600gt a couple of years ago and got 15fps 
Ik how I can help you
dw I dont ask for money

genuine question. why does plutonium care
why him specifically
Got to bring out the dusty old ps3 for it
Idk
okay
had to ping close friend
I have a special power
that no one here has
but yeah bf3 looks interesting, mainly because of the aircraft section i saw, i was literally screaming when they let me fly a jet in BO2
I have special power.
Special power in question:
i think it's a kink
@neon vale anyways
You live in us right?
ask me what
For nitro
Okay just answer this
What is even the point of nitro
no get a job
bro used others to get nitro lol
Is Arizona Freaking hot?
Just asking dw
shut up
Is arizona=Hot asf?
shut up
@steel sapphire Ik a secret alternative to Nitro
Go on?
i am advising that just don't click on nitro links out in discord ever
DMs
GET A JOB
I'll tell you in DMs
BRO I DONT WANT TO PAY 102 TL OKAY?
sooo
get nitro basic then
dont get nitro!
yeah it is pretty good discount
They would rather pay 10 a month over buying beer and developing alcoholism 🤨 😐
Which state you live in?
i hope it isn't LA
@bitter spruce HOW IS THE WEATHER?
forest fire party in arizona
Free campfire
No need to light Just sun
Anything is better than nasty ass Detroit
How your bones still alive
what
How your bones still not melted
ITS FREAKING SUMMER
Bros probably naked at home
damn you right
atleast buy some tampico
yeah and i have money to spend because i have a job
what job?
i aint tellin you
大仙市 daisen
@neon vale Tell me what state you in
akita prefecture
u sure in america right now
70f/21c rn
I smell it right through
You fr sound like american
this is where i post from
reverse image search it you wont find anything
Aint doing allat
Im just happy I made @bitter spruce mad
10/10 gl in walking on concrete
why are you pinging him, he hasnt sent a message in six hours
Damn I feel I hit 2 balls in once in billiard
Cuz hes british
okay
+wanted to roast
Why would you post in bright sunny fields
I post underground
Emissions cannot catch you unaware
I love dunking on brits
and mericans
my last words are
@bitter spruce I hope you dont get your face in the asphalt
good
hes gonna lose his frickin min!
Nah hes gonna lose his fricking mined
hes gonna lose his frickin footjob!
I'll put his mind in the hole
69 years without footjob
Safe keeping
tf footjob? 
foojor
@obsidian brook who you send the
to?
Dalin knows it

@obsidian brook btw
are you going to turkey for summer?
stalker 3 ?
June 8th
times goes quickly
we have best vacation places
AAHAHAHAHAHH
most of ukrainians go to turkey
he-hell nah
and us Balkaners too
especially Bosnians
I see too many Ukrainian,Bulgarian,German license plates on Antalya
and france
most of them go to Europian countries
you going to there this summer?
yes, you'll see them in france, bulgaria germany and etc. But most of us go to poland
I swear I see lot of german plates
Turkey?
Poland. Most of the ukrainians go to poland because its just as close as possible and the language has simmilarities
We have beaches more beaches...
But poland is good tho never visited it
@obsidian brook But you should go to turkey
ahh you mean vacation placess?????????????????
We have kebab and good beaches
YES FOR SUMMER
half life strider
what the molit
I mean, I have not even planned whether I will take vacation this summer, not even speaking about location))
Convicing molit to go turkey for summer
why did you ping him you retard

I don't mind random pings, it is ok
mol1t GO BACK TO WORK!!!1111111!!!1!!1
i want the stalker......
didnt you ban someone for that
She could ban someone for pinging me 
Look
can't argue, in poland there is an advertisement to go to turkey all inclusive and all that for 1730pln or sum
when was stalker birthday
thats probably what it was
hey molit say the line!
Molith heres more pics of antalya
turkey must be a good place to visit for sure, but i would've went to germany personally because it's fun imo
or 
no the line
uGH! nevmer,ind.d...
Mentioning kebab btw
@obsidian brook I suggest you to try these
shawarma better
okay
marked one he is still in the chat, he does not need to be pinged multiple times
well My nitro broken




