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this town isn't big for the both of us.
Omg cat
I'll see you next to the bar at high noon.
jack drifts
bunch of kids that weren't even old enough for Mech Assault
Then build it bigger
Guys look at these
once i replace the suspension yes
one of us is too big.
also jack could you mute preacher for a few minutes, he's drunk and rambling
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wtf did I just see
Wha
Better to forget
what
I didnt see it luckily
hi
did i miss something
bruh just posted literally animal porn
who
@unique sable
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oh
anyways sucks to suck I win @zinc wadi
wait how do I trigger Wolf
There were two dogs playing tug of war ||while one was being uhh "pleasured" at the same time||
thanks i didn't need to know WHAT it was
I wanna trigger Wolf 6 more times and no one gives a shit
So thank the lord
Maow
Then you shouldnt have clicked on the spoiler tag

Thats why it was there...
this is so you rn.
shouldn't have given me the option
Sowwy
Im blooming
Omg cat
quite literally reminds me od that
my buddy is gonna get a miata soon actually
dude likes mine so much he wants his own
haha
Never heard about that breed of cat
you should get this cat that is outside ur doorstep
she's so cute
Aww
its a car
Big kity give big cuddles, right?
one of the finest japan ever made
Oh its this thing, Ive seen them in offroad variant
what do you do to that poor Mazda to trigger Wolf?
big kiti lov big cudles
With raised suspension and proper wheels
i did nothing to it
Time to go again bai
ive only fixed it
then he can also have endless maintenance troubles
shotgun gold
Omg
Cat with firearm
Thats definitely me
its an old car its to be expected
no not really
but unlike a modern car you can actually fix it
well then why has Wolf stopped me dozens of times but I've never been banned
was one of the last cars made with the end user in mind
Yes

wtf
no 500 dollar specialized tools required to take it apart
wtf I love Wolf now
true
no no no Wolf needs to go to the north
Oh my god
Cars if they were good
anyone else seeing schizophrenic ramblings in the chat
No, only cats
yeah me neither
Brz/gt86/frs
are you? seeing ramblings about Mazda MX-5s?
@gray jetty anyway you should come to Tucson
bmw π
ur all happy in Balkan until some angry driver screams " jebo te bog! "
Reason: Bad word usage
whops
when my car is fixed so like 2 years or something
it will be fixed in two years?
Brz is suburu/Toyota
fully fixed
are you guys trying to trigger Wolf?
what am i thinking of then
wanted in all 50 states
send more cats guys!!!
but they don't have toyota engines brother
what do you even care when you can have a Z
I used to have a 280ZX
:)
Question, what do you think of Chevrolet?
you can get a cat inside of a 4x4 transfer case
what
malware
Cat picture, failed to load
stop sending malware i almost clicked kt
What is this
figures a bunch of redditors don't even know what a 4x4 transfer case is
embedular failure
i already gave you my SSN goldsphere
Its a cat in car π
that's the point
:(
:(
I hope you mean Wind of Time
Nice.
I hate world of tanks.
Real
Omg
I love (hate) war thunder....
Same
I totally love raging and breaking my pc cause I can't pen a tank that's the same tsnk as me
wt - shit.
Do you mean the catalytic converter?
@zinc wadi is this _
That's only for exhaust afiak
AWWW
ik, anyways imma go eepp cya snakie
Gn.
Thats why I play PT-76B
200mm of penetration
10mm of armour
Nah
It good
It sucks at BRs 5.7 and 6.7-7.7 but otherwise its good
It dominates both top and bottom tier
I love getting nuke with ussr tech tree π
Finally, Arma 3 is my most played steam game!
I got 1k hours on Arma 3
Why are you playing unturned
them like half a k on Gmod
u play unturned too I got 1.2 k on it
it's fun to play there
Try Project Zomboid
like rust but blocky
already have I got around 100-200 hours on it
Where do you live
l4d2 and 7dtd I got all achievements on there
and on SCP SL I got 600+ hours
I love gaming!!;
no
Unturned gud
I've seen a lot of cocaine smuggled inside of it, so don't worry about it
fella gotta get some sleep
Well good night
it's the transfer case in a truck that switches it between 2x4 and 4x4
Never heard it be call a cat
you could if you wanted to
Yeah
im never shopping there again!
what's in it
soon.....
π
use her as a light bulb
Excellent Idea!
When a white man say GEEZ LOUISE πππππ
he so real for this one
top-down shooter
how many times did I tell you to stop stealing my pc
Galaxys actual setup
wrong.
U have a RTX 3060 in ur PC?
π
yes!!
and a Ryzen 5 5600x
no!
with 32GB of ram?
24GB ram!
then i didnt steal ur PC
yes you did
DDR4.
yea
Cuz heat pipe is dmaged
thats him officer
but i have the box that it came in
exactly
and the receipt
cause u stole it from me
dumbas π
if i stole it from u
it would half broken
and no warranty on it
Source: Trust me.
source: I'm better
Source: I approve.
so u had all this in ur Old PC?
Ofc.
I didn't even have.
now ur taking it seriously
im not flexing
just asking
well u are flexing??
it was a joke and u kept bragging
Holy shit.
heihachi
The mgs4 meme, I think.
Well...
Um...
Solid Snake was at the age of 40-45 during mgs4 and Ocelot like... Almost 70.
So...
All mid
poor snake, noπ
if you wanna survive an appocalypse the only plushie you need is a head crab, cause then you can wear it and zombies will ignore
Snake got a fast aging DNA, for unknown reason and nano machines help him to make it slower, a bit.
That's actually a good idea
does he heal afterwards?
or is he 45 forever
From what is known, after the end he travels with Otacon.
gonna go sleep soon so gn cya guys tomorrow
or you could also become a scientist, make portal technology, wear an orange beautiful suit and always have an inventory of
crowbar, glock, magnum, smg, shotgun, assault rifle, sniper that shoots hot rebar, rocket launcher, weird alien arm, alien babies, grenades, c4, a weird gun that picks up heavy objects and shoots them
And after some months he's passing away in peace.
cya
damn, i never knew he dies
A lot of main characters died during the story, which is sad π
gn
Real
Lol my meme got removed in the meme channel
But it was against the french!
What am I witnessing right now?
Footboxing
Ye
Truly a footboxing moment
@bitter spruce blocked
What did he do if I may ask?
Oh nah, I was just curious that's all
understood
Since when did Adrien Shepard join the Monolith?
So guys quick question, what would be your top 5 favorite TV shows?
Scop is rly good just mods would be great π
@gray jetty kill him

π€«π§
What just happened?
egirl server shill bot
Dear lord
POV:The french man's last moments. (I'm the man killing the french).
french try not to wave white flag challenge
Real
what the grok
What is it?
Do we have any idea how Multiplayer will function?
Like the ones before
Dont expect GTA style lobby with open mic or whatever
Bare bone "multiplayer"
deathmatch
From what we know it will be like in the triology, pretty much deathmach only
Fr
Tf is scop
Stalker call of pripyat
She picks one of these Redditors to go on a real date with.
ft
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miku with the british spray
Just say cop/CS/soc, no need for additional s
No...
Necro miki
Uh oh
Π‘ΡΠ΄Π°.
TIL
Also TIL
polish-japanese alliance grows ever so stronger
average monolith enjoyer
real
got myself an old cbox and its on an old version of the OS
got some demos for old games installed too
Arkham Asylum, CoD Black Ops, Sonic 4 Ep.1 and Sonic Free Riders
what
Haven't eaten anything since this morning.Thanks for the meal mom 
what is that
Spinach pizza,normal pizza,fried rice,chicken and Spinach
With a cup of milk
spinach looks wild
hope you enjoy brother

What word can describe something where someones about to do a bad thing, then a secondary character comes up and talks about how good it is that the person is not doing that bad thing
I'm a guy btw
that is a good question
maybe it is a few words or a statement you are after ?
This was⦠a month ago
Mans about to break up with his cancer ridden wife
I mean, okay ig
He goes up to her to tell her
foreshadowing but not foreshadowing
But before that, she suddenly says how much she loves him and how they will never break up
coincidental foreshadowing
Yeah
Also moments like those feel too convinient
Also dhar mann in general has a problem with unrealistic acting
Oh yeah dhar man!
Like who would call an autistic person stupid, outloud, on a plane
Who tf would hire an entire medical staff and inject their son with an ACTUAL needle, to teach him that lying is bad
"Mal... malprac... malpractice" - Dr mike
This is essentially the average dhar Mann video
How am i supposed to learn a lesson from all these unrealistic situations
Kid fakes tourettes for 1 mil and it works?
Hell naw!
Wait actually?
After tics and roses, you bet youve probably got peeps investigating your behind
Time to go boom
Dam- oh shit wait in your room???
Use the Gaus gun to destroy the door
Trust me,works every time
Ok thats actually a point
Prepare for the effects of second hand smoke exposure
Trust me, I know how it is
Yup.
She came over from my dad to my mum (where I also live), brought her friend, went into MY room where I keep MY makarov and equipment, and now I can smell vape residue
And its the same smell as the last time she was caught
Ah so your parents are going to think you're also in on it, damn.
Did you tell her to stop doing this ?
Nono, my mom already knows. She caught her last tine
I read it as "the room next door"
But actually in your room???
Am I just gonna barge into the room while her frien is there and tell her to stop vaping?
She's obviously gonna hide it
It's your bedroom
Or just tell her to leave Immediately
True, but its very akward to walk into a room where she and her friends are chilling
Yeah, trust me if there's like smoke in a room, your lungs are going to have a bad time. Trust me i got experience in this.
Especially since her friend already thinks im weird (she saw my soviet collectors equipment)
Are the windows atleast opened for the vape to come out ?
My dad vapes in the car while we're on a trip
Not yet
Also
Plutonium ej jebi ga.mp3
Im tired
Whenever I go into the boys bathroom, all it smells like is either smoke, favored vape, or just shit.
Take a rest stalker
Im tired of people complaining also
It's a literal toxic chemical area at this point
Of a bunch of stuff going on these days
Society this, economy that, generation those
"HuMaNs ThEsE dAyS"
Im tired of all this pessimism man
I actually think our future is bright
I cant tell whats right from whats wrong or what i should trust or not trust
Yeah, I'm usually a bit negative for my own good, yet somehow I get tired from seeing all this stuff, it's ridiculous, but not surprising to see.
Im tired of all these politics and arguments
I just want to listen to crime podcasts or tf2 memes
If we keep saying the world sucks, its gonna suck :3
If we keep praising plushie cats, is gonna be gud
I understand
Theres always gonna be people like this
I think im just being sensitive
It really does
Bros praying to the cat gods.
π
What, is it not true?
Look at this thumbnail
The high cat
Reason: Bad word usage
Ummm something about critics
Ahhhh
Why does sid have his head facing toward the back, it's like one of those owls
And stuff
Rats are cool I meant to say
Literaly 1775
The Text below him explains it
WOLF, YOU SHOULD RUN TOWARDS THE CONTROLLER, NOW!!!! thunder noises.
Yeah but i remember its supposed to be like... a commentary about critics
The man got mutated by the zone, real
Guys I think his computer is dying, and he's done with it.
Why let these people like to use these critiques to hide behind a curtain to be able to judge people, without actually serving their own
Like talking about the actual value of a criticism
And how they "thrive of negative reviews"
man its hard for me to comprehend and remember these deep things
cta confirmed???
cat
@obsidian brook yo in that video you posted is that the swamps i see?
Looks familiar? 
it looks like the abandoned church in swamps yea
you think we will find any remenets of CS?
i think so
wait when does S2 take place
i think there will be small groups left
and besides there old base should still be there
after the og trilogy
clear sky was almost entirely at the cnpp in CS
i doubt there'll be groups but there will certainly be individuals
like novikov in CoP
unlikely in my opinon there base was well hidden if the player can find it im sure they will just find the dead shell of the faction
yes but clear sky is no large faction, to make up the army that they had at the end of CS would take basically the whole faction
the old base would likely be completely abandoned
well when i ment small groups i ment scattered individuals
the ecolo's
are all that of CS
Yall
And what would he be? Scar
??
Actually
We can make matching pfps
We need the gang for it 
@hollow trout yeah I know it means dog, Im just surprised how different is from Russian and how similar it is to western slavic languages
What's a western Slavic language
Czech, Slovak and Polish
Nahh
I mean they are called Slavic for reason
Same with Latin and germanic
Yeah
Cuz of the similarities
Yeah but Im always surprised when I see recognizable west slavic word in Ukrainian
Well Im not sure if this term exists in english
But it sure does exist in Czech and Slovak
Yeah I get that, it was more about how different it is from Russian
While being same as the complete different end of Slavic language spectre
"Bomb"
btw if any1 wants i can do amateur yt thumbnails for like 1-2 dollars im saving up for smthn and need monz
you guys put effort into yours?
Ill spend a whole day perfecting a thumbnail if it means a few dollars closer to the steering wheel
Plus since im a graphic design student it'll be neat opportunity to practice
......also i can do first couple thumbnails for free if you want to see if u like it

Plz more
Hey
I can't pay you but I really need you to photoshop a cat to drive tractor and wear a straw hat
It should also have one straw of wheat in the mouth :3
there are no good tractor pictures that i could find π
Just find some promotional material for Zetor
tractor
π₯Ί
gnarp..
Comically sized chicken
nothing would happen if u didnt send it you know
how I walk in winter with friends
its alright
You are not sissyphus!!!
well, the plus is that if you know one of these languages, then even without knowing the other, you can guess what the conversation is about in 30-70 %, nevertheless, some identical words have a completely different meaning and you can accidentally say something bad without knowing what is in the other language it is something sexualized or perverted
Damn
Guys I get to make borsch for dinner let's goooo
I knew sugar is the same in Czech and Ukrainian, didnt know the other words tho
its crazy how some indo european roots end up crossing families
or whatever the hell japanese did
this does not mean that they are spelled the same (although quite often even West Slavic words when translated in Cyrillic have an almost identical spelling), but their phonetic pronunciation is so similar that you will understand what it is about. especially if you come from regions where there has always been a mixed group of people and old people speak a funny language but you know it's a mixture of several languages ββlike spangliah
Yeah tbh I live in a part of country where Im happy if Moravians understand me
Let alone Ukrainians :D
i have a friend who is desperately trying to learn czech
because their university is far cheaper than american ones
And how are they?
struggling
theres not very many good sources
even textbooks
ironically the best way he could learn it is by taking a university class here for it 
time to really dig around and czech out the interwebs
Well the language is complicated, takes time to learn
And not many want to learn it so the guides also arent the best

yeah, it just sucks that there isnt many references online for it other than duolingo
Oh damn, Duolingo
im making a lot of progress on japanese even though its a harder language for english speakers
I had a group of friends who went to other countries as missionaries, it was funny when they spoke Polish and people asked why they spoke so strangely, as if they had bitten their tongues. and those are like oh we have such a strange accent because we are american xd
and i place that on the fact that japanese has boatloads of online references
apps, books, youtube channels, online communities, etc.
Tbh japanese is kind of lame
its lame until i looked further into how the language is actually spoken
like how they pronounce their Rs and Ls by tapping the top of their mouth with their tongue
same way you say water or ladder in english
@coarse rapids
Come on dude
flashbanged by ass
KILL KILL KILL
why do those servers have like 9000 people in them
RAHHHH
My whole day has been ruined
Wow thats the first bot whats write srry
Cant these banners be disabled? So only the link shows up?
L
post hack clarity
the banner was the only good part!
these robots are gaining SENTIENCE and a CONSCIENCE
Probably to make it appear legit. I hear that thereβs servers like that that will force you to do some shady stuff to join, which will hijack your account
Yeah

It could just have been someone whose account JUST got hijacked Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Ban for the ban god, discord id for the discord database
Omg kotto
That cat is awesome
looks like my cat!
Dont flip my cat!
All cats are
oh yeah

derek being into touhou is so unnerving to me
Anyways
What is the Promising Rookie role given for?
the arena event iirc

lmfao
only cool people
Damn :(
Omg cat
Real
ZELENSKYY, BOMB JACKSON HINKLE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Oh my god
What a cat
@ripe merlin my bestie is bullying her car π
i swear the internet is just making up famous people now
autism:
Heβs a government agent
like who the fuΡk is this guy
Heβs an enigma
he's not even a politician he's just some guy
Cat literally got flahsbanged
bro is playing the devils advocate
bro is disagreeing with people just to disagree with people at this point
political commentators are just stupid tbh
Mayne
what
bro just replying to his own random coment with a random word
most intelligent stoc user
And he is same age with me (I'm older than him, because January 1st 1999)
I hate you
ur making me hungry
cook a steak
wait does the japanese word for university really literally translate to "big study"
nvm
it could also literally translate to "big school" or "big education" which makes more sense
i finally got a good PC build and i can finally play cs;2
game would have lagged so much on my old pc
should i
Does it fit in a jar?
fuΡk you

They make very large jars so yes
im waiting for another answer so i can take it as a yes
Idk anything about toohoos but dont these get really expensive after the pre order closes?
What's that supposed to mean?
You're too young to understand
you aren't degenerate enough to understand
Does it have to do with a certain celebrity?
Whatever it is, is it bad?

its someone submerging a figurine in semen
yes
WHAT THE F*UCK
Are there any good quality of life mods for chernobyl
no, why?
what QoL do you want even
The game just feels kinda jank and i was wondering if there were any mods that fixed it
Stalker call of chernobyl
I mean shadow
you have to be more specific
eh thats just stalker
Damn
The movement feels a little jank sometimes and i hate the inaccuracy shit that every open world shooter before 2010 did. The bullets that fly in random directions bending the laws of physics. Thats what turned me off of fallout 3.
the weird ass gunplay is something you're gonna have to just deal with
Damn
Thats what turned me off of fallout 3.
well duh should've put more points in Guns
The movement feels a little jank sometimes and i hate the inaccuracy
that's just the game, but you can install Zone Reclamation Project, it changes accuracy a bit
I think ill just tough through it
I was just wondering if there was anything major for it
~20 hours
it might just be because late game guns kill in less shots, so the egregious gunplay was less of an issue
I played anomaly and gamma before so i bought the trilogy when i saw they were on sale again
the trilogy is fun
SoC is the most stalkery stalker game out there(dont know how else to explain it), CS is really unique and isnt exactly matched by anything else, and CoP has pretty decent gameplay and story
STALKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Alr thanks vro
stalker!!!
kattenknuffel
Accuracy is backed up with gun progression, once you get a Vintar, you're basically a god
it probably is
where's henri
i remember ASVALs being really accurate
they should like.... .make another.r.r. stalke .r..r
Soc definitely feels the most like stalker, probably because it was the first release and set the tone
that too, but i think it has the biggest sense of world out of all of them
the scoreboard, the diary, and the overall game itself makes it really feel alive
sentences dreamt by the utterly delusional^
Rando is kinda fr but just go all the way up and get the plot
Based Opinion
It's a no?
Sadly I'm not freedomer
I LOVE COKE
So no clue
Sure you do
Love cocaine
@neon vale you arizonan?
Just asking to say gl on going outside
Bc of the sun
I hope you and @bitter spruce dont become a grilled human meat
Lmao
I love messing with Americans weather's and things
you control the weather?
No I meant joking
i iwsh you werent
Hey man, what did we do to you!
id tell you to turn up the heat in the north and south poles
Wait you American?
Yes
No, he's South African (half Antarctic)
I proclaim these allegations to be false
I know you live in britain
Noop
No sunset and rainy
Yup
Where's sun set?
Noop
@wheat rapids do your country has sun
Where the sun doesn't shine
Britain
No because Tories locked it away
Man I wish I was british
why
I can do it all day
I get a justifiable reason to shank people
I suggest you not bc you drive on the left side of road
And have curved teeth
You think being a brits bad, well look at the French!
Well French eats frogs
Exactly! And all they say is oui!
British people is like oi bruv today is bit rainy innit?
Like if they go to a spelling bee contest in America they definitely lose
And they using monarchy
It's a constitutional monarchy
Remember, no Smurfish
Remember no minions
Your brain is too far goneπ
You got a British king and a Indian president at same time
I'm scared of your tiktok recommended...(I don't even use TikTok)
I actually searched it
tiktok is evil π
He's not "Indian" though
Gotta repost this gem
How about you don't
What in the grok!
According to accent this guy is same region with @wheat rapids
Remember, No French
oh yeah i get that stuff too
Oh my pc
Same county?
Nahhhhhhh
Deleted that crap like sometime ago. Not for the brain rot reason tho.
constantly harassing the villagers too
Joke about poop
I've never downloaded tik tok, and I never will. All my classmates downloaded.... let's just say they're far gone now...
Yes and here's the thing I got before
theres interesting stuff on tiktok but moderation can be iffy at times
What
The moderation, just like TF2, is the Janitor and the Potted Plant.
December 22 2022 incident
Lemme guess one of them is in a fandom and others talking about skibidi toilet
Practically all of them, yes
Toilet skibidi
Maybe one of them are in that paper education fandom
That what now?
Fundamental paper education
skibidi kai cenat rizzler gyaat
Are most of them in a fandom or skibidi toilet fans
Marked one is gonna pull the aks74
Kill gunslinger 
@void kelp
i havent found one for my state yet π
Marked one, What the hell!
Cuz it's cnpp
I got the template
You indeed, do not know where I Iive
Yantar
Wait... HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
Cuz I went there
Oh yeah, you escorted me there, that explains it
OMG he's posting it for the 700th time
those are youtube shorts users, it isnt the same
They are the same to me
feature wise yes, but the users are very different in they way they behave
instagram reels has the most diabolical users
Most down bad*
Reels is brain rot
Reddit is well what you choose to watch
Snap is like the next level of brainrot
Like unimaginable
oh for sure
its always when you go to view the stories and it plays the snapchat stuff
Instagram changed it recently so I get REALLY good reels
Some guns are more accurate than others
For example guns such as GP37, Vintar, Viper 5 are fairly accurate
Oh hey that kind of looks like my rabbit
I will confirm though rabbits dont need anything to be mean. If they were bigger we would all be living in fear
Posted it again award when
that catnip hit different
@raw orchid
π
The rabbit from Monty Python

Congrats!
(she's not the one getting married)
(I know.)
:Β³
S2 Coming soon in 2025 Q1
is that you
Ofc im just a silly fennec behind the screen
proof
Selfie
weird cat
generic bot nonsense, but we've tested out the Wolf bot and have discord invite links be an instant warning
Hey are there any good gmod S.T.A.L.K.E.R addons?
I only know good stalker add-ons for l4d2
@foggy rock
thanks big boy
see i knew they were delicous

how do you say can i have 7 rubles my sir in Bosnian
you say the same sentence but in borat accent
Mogu li imati sedam rublja,moj gospodine
@ripe merlin SHE IS SURROUNDED
Bro this Wedding sucks
Everone is a drunk, middle aged mother of 1
I bought this nice dress for nothing, could have just arrived in jeans and a hoodie like some of the people here
Why is everyone drinking so much alcohol?
Ok hvala znam
i was gonna say something about borat but fuΡking emission beat me to it



