#💬┃en_offtop
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how does gasoline taste
Like gasoline
im i gonna die if i will drink some gasoline?
thank you Mr. Trodnik
@neon vale
anime people are werid
nope
nice
What game dis ?
MF HOW FAR DID YOU SCROLL
walter freeman was going around the states in his lobotomobile, keep that in mind
How bored were you?
arma with 40k mods
3
your beloved Major is off duty he got a pass to blend with society again but instead he decided to play Minecraft
I am pretty pleased too
another one of her cars @teal oracle @ripe merlin @candid cloud
Raiding the CNPP in Anomaly is hard
But not as hard as in SoC
Thanks to /u/asbestosinyourwalls for the idea. Also RIP for that Pringles can I bought IRL to record sound, turned to bits when shaking/dropping that much.
Credits:
PP-19 Bizon (Minibak) from COD: MWII by Infinity Ward
Fireteam West Arms from COD: MW19 by Infinity Ward
Pringles Cans by NKaap @Sketchfab
Insertion2 by Oskmos @Steam
vibrate
@candid cloud woah great art skill
Thank you :3
The P standing for pringles
i would never waste a can of Pringles for a Bizon
Now seriously, who never killed Oliver in Nipton?
courier 6 in NCR ranger armor my beloved
is there any other courier 6?
There is the frontier one
people argue that courier wearing NCR armor isn't canon, but they're WRONG
yes
Wrong, the canon one is the Vault 21 since in the endings the Courier wears the Vault 21 jumpsuit
lies, doesn't matter, psyop
ranger armor is SUCH powerful imagery for Courier
We do a little trolling
wait is brotherhood alive again? weren't they wiped out?
I dunno Fallout and Fallout lore tbh. I just decided to share that video cuz I felt like it
I know about Horrigan a little but thats that
Is that Andrew Ryan from bioshock ? Xd
In the FO: TV Series it's the Boston chapter from FO4.
We still don't know how they got a change in charge of the chapter but still they got the same Prydwen of FO:4 so
all ~1960 capitalists are drawn the same 
Also we don't know the canon ending of FO:NV so we don't what happened to the Mojave chapter
Anyways is Fallout TV show any good?
Yes, even as a FNV fan
It's pretty enjoyable tbh

why the hell is boston chapter fighting NCR
Andrew Ryan from Cyberpunk 2077
(Probably) because as the Minutemen won in Boston, the Boston Chapter fled away from the east coast and travelled to the west coast.
So it's for(TV series spoilers)||because as Vault Tec destroyed Shady Sands and the brotherhood came in California in search of the Enclave chip for unlimited energy||
tbh i dont find New Vegas that good i mean sure it understands the first 2 Fallout games RPG elements
For me all fallouts are good except the 4 because it removes the RPG character elements
gasoline for zippo taste like oil dont drink it
Like the special, it was completely edited
Fo4 is my favorite even through i prefer the first 2 the most
Just Imagine a Debate Between these Two lol
76 is also nice with friends
Not my meme!!!
#minecraft #minecraftmemes #stolenmemes #meme #memes #lol #shitpost
they should've pretended like the west coast doesn't exist tbh
Johnny Silverhand made me buy the game
same person, different times
FO3 and FO4 are fanon more than anything 
Reason: Bad word usage
NV lore: Living in California sucks
Is a man not entitled to his suit of power armor? No says the Brotherhood it is too dangerous, No says the NCR it is our play thing, yes says the legion, for they don’t know what power armor is
Frank Horrigan 💪
Enclave
@neon vale
This would be like a debate between Rand Paul and Ron Paul lel
What I know about Fallout is that Horrigan can kick ass
i would on Vulpes if he was a she
Plus he has cool lines
play NV or smth 
what i know about fallout is "i dont want to set the world on fire"
the horny ass mods
Its vanilla 
I know that New Vegas has this guy called Lanius Legatus (or Legate Lanius)
He also seems badass but Horrigan would eat him for breakfast
source: trust me bro
thank you for the free spoiler
Heresy
Yeah i played 2
He's still alive in my heart
horrigan is dead, as well as lanius (in every ending except one) 
In my heart Horrigan is still alive

Heresy
"horrigan is kill"
"no"
Real

Trust me bro
Yes, he lost his power armor and had to serve for 510 years, and he went crazy
Horrigan?
I know him dying part only
No @subtle bear
Ahh
Сержант Дорнан решил отчитать солдата за потерю дорогостоящего обмундирования и заставляет служить 510 лет, чтобы оплатить полный комплект силовой боевой брони модель 2, которую он потерял.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgQPWvMxVCarXVRNzVI6CVA - Основной канал
Enclave fans when they meet an actual Enclave member (he is going to get shredded by the bullets he's about to fire at him)
Lol
Enclave is actually US government no? (Correct me if I'm wrong)
Or rather whats left of it
(i haven't played Fallout 2 and i don't know)
carpenter build be like
Moderators must be looking down on all of us with great pride
This guy is unstoppable @subtle bear
Man sigma grindset vidoes at 1 point used to be purely satirical
But ppl started taking that trent too seriously
In a couple of minutes, he is able to throw all the gifs in the world
sigma gridset electric boogaloo
Stalker=mega SIGMA?
the 12 years old otw to make a shit war edit with phonk music
Oh man don't even get me started. It became 1 giant joke
stop rizzing me i still like women
In the beginning it used to be somewhat funny at least
You need to buy one ice cream with pistachios to calm him down
No its gamma
Have you tried rizzing them up with a letter?
I'M A BETA, BUT IT IS YOU WHO CANNOT RIZZ
<fighting intrusive thoughts about posting a specific copypasta>
no but i tried to fanum tax her up
Sometimes people surprise
real footage of fnaf movie👀
Credit: https://twitter.com/SpringyTheC_S/status/1720501350025367706
#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys #springtrap #fnafmovie #meme #ohio #sigma
FEED ME THE SHELLS!
"Look at the sigmas you've become" line goes hard af
remember when Ozzy Osbourne tried to understand what rizz means
Okay, I'll buy you some pistachio ice cream, just leave us alone
By the way talking about the server they made me a operator so it gets boring because they don't allow me to fight players so I just help them for fun I helped someone decorate his house from a big wood box into this what do you think of it?
Here a closer look

@subtle bear @valid jay @worldly thunder @void kelp @inland kelp ladies and gents, I have an announcement: Look at the sigmas you've become. Look at how L rizz you are, how skibidi toilet you are! You are woke among sussy soyjacks!
I gave you gyatts in Ohio!
i meant this
Lmao
Thank you, but you have put us on the path of skibiddy toilets
I would say that you are our teacher
ohio home
tomboy sunflower
Щось давненько я не заходив в крути баштою
Я задрот 🥺
Мало в танки заходив
Типу.
Мені знайомий давав на 10лвл техніці ганяти я тоді взагалі не розумів нічого)
Буває
This is gold
Hey everyone
Hi
@obsidian brook can u check ur dm 🙌🏻
What the hell.
There is no ticket channel
Idk, why is he even on my channel in the first place?
The ukrainians are teachkng me their language in exchange for Stalker content, and he's a russia simp with "Z" in his name
Oh wait this is not the other server
I have mentioned politics in the wrong server, my execution is scheduled for tomorrow
:3
Im being ukrainised by UA offtop lmao
Can't wait to eventually make a fully ukrainian video
Ah yes, imagine making this shit.
:3
I hope she gets it back..
damn
GTA 5 But in another universe where Franklin and his pet Chop Changed roles
also this video was made for entertainment purposes only and it is not in anyway meant to offend anyone.
The most bizarre thing
Ever ngl
@jade elbow greetings, stalker!
Still having your gif as banner
@olive walrus Now Ik from wich part of 🇵🇱 you're from
time to play Secret Laboratory
@void kelp
I think piwo?
People say that the facility guard role is garbage
well guess what...
5 of us managed to bring 939 near death
Best role is D-class
no
Yes
That role has more disadvantages
Nope
Yes
It has beanies
Lack of weapons,needing to upgrade keycards and is in light containment
Upgrading keycards in 914 is a huge risk
But...beanies
NTF is gangsta. That's why
Also grenades are based
Beanies are just a fashion grenade fr
Which is why D-class is on top
Someone walks up to you rocking a beanie, they're about to rock you
Fr
Just survived in 106s dimension
Haven't escaped from It in a long time
I was so close to escaping as a scientist
The Tesla gate screwed me
Scientists don't have the beanie grit
@zinc wadi - is the main now.
@Kira the Ecologist is dead.
@glass bobcat.
All you can do is just report the account, which does nothing at this point.
Oh
IM SERIOUS
The pinged one
damn
@granite reef
Stop pinging marked one
ITS SERIOUS
Imagine pinging the guy, while he's at Sandy River destroying tanks.
Just block the account bruh
WHY THE HELL YOU SHOWED THE NEW MAIN?
Small tank
YOU IDIOT OR WHAT?
Oh no
Yeah, I don't know why peps don't just block
Omfg.
I'm showing this to Kira
For?
Kira will see that shit, probably.
'Cause she was pinged here.
I suggest you delete It from that accounts DMs and warn Kira
You're putting her in great danger
IM SORRY
that fake account could have an alt
I DID DELETED AND WARNED KIRA
Good
No thats kiras old acc
that's what I'm talking about
atleast now you know better
That's enough pings
she'll,probably,arrive
hopefully
anyaways
I was so close to escaping as a D-boi...
@steel sapphire You're a pain in the ass with pings, you know?
So close to become Chaos
Felt the pain?
I used to play secret lab, it was fun
yeah...
playing as Chaos is peak SL gameplay
and arguably the best human role
they have the best weapons and a decoder
Can you stop acting like a kid?
An alternative red keycard
Painful
Now she'll have to look at all those pings just for a minor inconvenience
Well...inconvenience
I dont see how pings can be annoying, either mute or read all
I just jokingg
It's the sound
And just seeing that many pings in general is surprising
@steel sapphire Stop pinging in here as well
Just got killed a minute after spawing as an NTF Sergeant
2nd death,tried to outsmart the SCPs
Misread that as "NFT sergeant"
Fr
Dry is no dry
It looks so silly
I appreciate your urgency, but I didnt need 300 pings... I was asleeb :3
Good morning Kira,had a good sleep ?
Ye, I would say so
fr,me too
slept at 22:something and woke up at almost 4:20 am (GMT +2)
I sleebed at 1 am and sleebed until 10:40
Still better than my usual sleep schedule
last year I once slept at 11 AM and woke up at afternoon
This was just a one time thing, I did a lot of work late into the night
yeah,studying does that to you
and making videos too
Frank as usual I guess
Gotta be one of my favourite copypasta ever (despite the original have that "word")
а
Wait so that guy isnt you
Take a damm guess
Of course the old account that keeps copy and pasting the same discord scam isnt me, I think I clarified that atleast 12 times
shok
btw @ripe merlin @teal oracle @candid cloud
Where white cat
idk
Cutie.
stop rizzing my cats up!
Knitting man
LOL
I had one of those
his name was Bear
I don't really have a picture of him since I was 8 at that time
Same and her name is molly
She was gray a
same!
mine passed away when I was 10, he got hit by a car
She got pregnant
but she didnt made it
we were late
dang that's sad
But we had 3 kittens
2 passed aaway
one of them died due to milk poisoning
one died of cold
worst ways to die ngl
and it probably our last gray cat
AWHH
AHHHHHHH
is this cyberpunk edgerunners?
i met the french Rebecca voice actor once
told me something along the lines of "believe me, you're gonna love my performance"
Tomboy sunflower
Awww they snuggle up so cutely
I wish I could have a cat
there are some games that make me want to continue
even after being burnt out
Call of Juarez and Max Payne 2 are two of them
both are hard,frustrating at times but are both iconic titles
The Dog evolves!
(It died.)
there are feral kittens around my house and I think I should steal and pet them all
Hi solid
She doesn't look like flare
Я твого королівського тигра з Т-60 з'їм
Ukrainians invaded #💬┃en_offtop
Cutie
Forget about server raids, it's all about those channel raids fr
Sorry, it came out by accident
Invasion
what the hell...???
Я покращив цю гіфку
Сюда 
ROCK AND STONE
CHEESE AND BUTTER
UDES AND HYDRAULIC.
@neon vale
Like all fans of the franchise, I can’t wait for the release of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2: Heart of Chornobyl later this year. And also like all fans of the franchise, I was delighted then they stealth released the previous S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games on console, including Call of Pripyat, the one title I never got around the completing back in 2007/8 (it didn’...
Lmao
This chat needs Jesus
that episode is peak
color ruckus is hilarious
wait im retarded that isnt color ruckus 
thats another one
i got my boondocks abuse flashbacks mixed up
sending boondocks clips here is impossible dude
theres an nword in every couple of sentences in some episodes
Me must watch Bondococks
Ooga booga
why is her arms so long
holi fuc 4 real
what
maybe for your markiplier drawing
bro no one else thought that was funny, no one else is going to react to that
really sad about this situation tho
ok
try being funny
ty
no
this video i meantion stalker 2 - https://youtu.be/oMR-udUIekg?si=OjhiuIGReKdmHa9m
Upcoming games of 2024 - Resident Evil 9 - Gears 6 - New Tomb Raider
0:01 - Resident evil 9
2:19 - New Tomb Raider
3:47 - Gears 6
5:09 - Gothic remake and Titan quest 2
6:19 - Forever Winter
7:38 - Stalker 2
8:41 - Judas
9:53 - Pioner
10:51 - Soulframe
12:10 - Indiana Jones
13:00 - Elden ring dlc - avowed - senuas saga - warhammer 40k space ma...

I'm glad people are reposting my memes
Fr,yes
Yes
SkydoesMinecraft:
And LionMaker too
The fact that I watched Lionmaker as a kid and liked him a lot makes me wish that time travel is a thing

Time to repost @subtle bear meme
actually wait kuro might not like that one
BlackBerry?
Hey, uh.... Why?
@zinc wadi Pheobe is weird kitty. That's my orange beanie on her head, she didn't even care about it for a whole minute. Pic was taken months ago.
NIRVANA MENTIONED WHAT IS A BAD SONG
That cat has her priorities set. Sleep, and be lazy, truly respect able
would u eat this?
why u watching us elf ?
thats wild coming from you
Honestly.... What @woven perch posted was just cringe. At least to me.
thats wild coming from you
You.. You just said that. 🙄
im reiterating so that it sinks in
let it simmer
What am I, A T-Bone Steak?
i dont think you have ever cooked before
replying to @little cargo ...
yeah it's easy to accumulate a lot of no-longer smegsy electronics, i try to dono them, give them to fam, and be mindful of why they aren't working for me...
my next PC is prob gonna be a smol form factor (almost travel friendly, plays most non-exclusive games DRM-or-not, doesn't throttle-from-overheating like a lappy, repairable/upgradeable to a degree), i'll build it in 2025/2026/2027-ish when stacked memory allows for easily 512GB or 1TB of main memory, then that would actually be a PC advancement in mah eyes--i already bought the case, NZXT H1 Ver 2 (incidentally Optimum Tech is one of my favorite tech youtubers for their focus on illustrating really interesting smol form factor builds with really thorough measurements of performance and thermal characteristics)
right now i am really frustrated by the state of phones/tablets, too much crashes, toy apps--so i might just use some hobo flagship phone (like this iphone 12 pro i am limping along with) and basically treat it like a grandpa phone and then use one of those Lenovo Thinkpad T14 Gen 5 which was designed with input from iFixit
What...
Brainrot
Real
with this treasure I summon, the eight-handled sword divergent sila divine general mahoraga
this is so true
what does se empieza mean

Willkomen
Nice, well good luck with that
Real
what...?
railgun
Feed this man to the blind dogs....
you can do dis i belieb in u :D
Sign up for a social path in Gymnasium
Gets Math and has less social classes
Like
The first 2 days of the week have nothing to do with social classes that I signed up for
We don't even get any social classes until Wednesday
i used to have math tests weekly, eventualy having not a single good grade, but i passed because i promised the teacher ill work hard to pass the final exams, he let me write one of older weekly tests and i showed him that i work hard, and prob pased the finals already so i fulfiled the promise :D i know math is hard and my example was uh kinda wierd one but im sure you can do it, its kinda lame and basic to say you can do it but believe me ive been through hell and made it so dont worry too much and dont give up
sorry for an essay, tl:dr the zone (life) is hard and gotta keep going stalker
Thanks for the motivation
Atleast I get to do 1 task on the test to get a C
The best I ever got on a Math test was an A
stop playing stalker and study
Reason: Bad word usage
Or 5
whoopsie
lol
heck yeah 30 🔥 reactions let’s hecking go
I have to advance past the barrier
That is,advance south
just realised
the name of the song that plays in dmc1 during regular battles is named Pubic Enemy
always tought it was Public Enemy
great story
:]
Everything for democracy
i can relate (never played helldivers)
@wild mulch @whole sable
Zamn
:kot_salut:
Yummy.
Nah i think it's just something for ventilation, life support wouldn't make sense at all
thats probably the suit systems and probably filters or something
Allo
hallo!!!!!
them dune movies are overrated
did i find the original stalker for dos on a 1000 in 1 dos game disc
It's awfully strange that Reimu never got invited to Smash Bros with the rest of the iconic video game characters. Until one day, she finds out where her invite went...
Original by: Neferkitty
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/93421360
Voiced by:
@Aya_Production (Reimu)
@2HOESLOL (Marisa)
Edited by:
@Aya_Production
Senkai Studios is a voice ac...
Imagine being a brainless helldiver, could not be me!
-A Automaton Sympathizer
God forbid my children becoming buzzword spewing aliens
And God will forbid as I won't allow them to
some people's bloodlines should have ended a long time ago...
Me too, I am lucky I was born JUST before gen alpha, it makes me sick of their behavior
It's their parents that deserve the guilloutine
But thinking about it
it's not problem with humanity it's the problem with 60% of it
of those who alteast live in Urban areas
also it just doesn't seem to be a generation that wants to preserve itself
nothing but slice of fake heaven
I guess I hope I am right, that this generation will ensure that the career of a politician would die out, because I am surprised if anyone my age is interested in becoming one
Yeah Gen Alpha, has no empathy, no respect, no will to be with others etc. ( I am not innocent in being in my room constantly, but still).
You know it's not their fault right?
Reason: Bad word usage
I am only going to accept wolf know because he came a meme
I am aware, it's just that when I'm at school, it constantly annoys and rubs off of me.
you're allowed to
just don't blame the wrong people
WOLF PLEASE, JUST LET ME CUSS, JUST ONCE I BEG YOU!
I will do ANYTHING just so I can cuss!
Reason: Bad word usage
As of this morning, I am no longer underweight : D
:D
I would be champion rank so fast…
Congratulations
🤨🤨🤨
Of to horny jail for you, young lady
Thanks :3
Time to Show you MGE memes to change your mind on the subject
EVERYONE is gay for MGE memes
NUH UH
YES
YOU CANNOT BRAND ME A HOMOSEXUAL
This is slander. I will not abide this affront; I shall rend you apart like a serpent
YOU CANNOT DENY THE MGE MEMES
So you are denying your own concious
I reject my humanity jojo
So Helldivers?
Those cosplays sell for 1500€... theyre too expensive
Yup 

My kingdom for a 3d printer
Go to ua_offtop.
No
And you'll become gay.
No
Send Warhammer in ua_offtop, now!
Nuh uh
Yuh-uh.
Tachanka…
W
Rook
Doc
Ok
Montagne
Moozie
mozzie just like me fr…
Oryx
Good job stalker.That hard work has finally payed off
Elderflower juice
The most delicious drink you'll ever taste
S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 needs to have one
a rare artefact that can be turned into a drink
wich temporarely grants 100% Psy-protection
stalker 2 should have lobotomy which provides 100% psy-protection
however you can no longer engage in dialogue
kekekeke ^
the feels when you block all and allow only SSH port 22 on your brainz for the Zone 🙂
Do you ever eat something and realise halfway through that its badly made and youre gonna regret it for the next 3 hours?
Damm Nuggets from Lidl
German stores
Also @zinc wadi
Your bootleg account is so dumb
Did I not tell you to Block it?
How do you manage to miss such basic instructions?
I'm busy
Yk that
I cant remember too many things
marked one, what the hellll?
boom
Im still working on that mod...
What?
Wouldnt you like to know 
I would
I promised to turn Rando into a Stalker mod
The sill illness
His face?
I would shit on my pants if I see him in gameplay
Thats what im trying to figure out. How I should inplement it...
(From laughter)
i am honored to even be considered 
Your face?

Lmao it does we need emoji of it
Alright am gonna go do something, bai
I said this like 3 times, I dont wamna stream and I dont like twitch
Most vtubers platform?
Oh yeah twitch brings curse
I know it is, but I dont care
Don't open Twitter acc btw bc yk
Idk why I do thid
Holy cow molit herr
Hi there Mol1t
Molit pls don't ban me
Ok, I don't know what I bumped into, but mr marked One better have some explanations
I wanna live 
Like?
He never has 
I will ask Kira if it is a friendly banter, if it is, you will be tempmuted
This is a nice community
If not you will be banned
Kira pls
It is friendly banter. I do find him annoying at times, but he doesnt mean harm
ok
Ty
Reason: time to learn what is appropriate joke
I think I get that too
@obsidian brook you muted wrong person
Reason: Unspecified
wtf
Hai
Sorry, Kira
why 1984?
Oh dont worry, ive had worse misclicks before...
Only on thursdays
Ask for violent milk and get killed by SCP 939
What a coincidence
Yay
I don't know where else to post this but
My music teacher has the same hairstyle as strelok
@zinc wadi Since you're allowing me to have violent milk;you can have a fresh elderflower juice
why is it that Chernobyl can't be cleaned up like Nagasaki/Hiroshima?
as far as I know, this city is not completely destroyed, but simply abandoned + it was made into a kind of reserve because there are animals that are more common in that area
hii
i have been to Nagasaki, on the island of Fukuoka, it's like any other city, people inhabit it, i am just wondering what's different
and new eps solid?
perhaps the Soviets were interested in studying the aftermath of the city, how radiation would affected the wildlife, how the radiation is abating without tampering, a chance to test gear
I think the big problem was money, the Chernobyl disaster was one of the last nails driven into the grave of the USSR
mhmm that could be the biggest issue
Hello, Galaxy!
How are you doing?
Unfortunately no, not yet.
In the case of Chernobyl, a lot of radioactive dust was thrown out, which will take thousands of years to decay. I think that it is very difficult and expensive to clean such a large area from this dust. Yes, after the accident, the top radioactive layer of the soil was cleaned, but this is not enough. The same Red Forest is still a dangerous place. And there are now many abandoned buildings that will have to be restored. If we compare the area of destruction after the explosion of those nuclear bombs, the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone will be many times larger. I think that it is not necessary to spend so much money on the restoration of that territory.
ah
nice
I'm good wby?
😭
Doing alright, thank you.
cat
Today is chest day!!
Super mega bored
hi
are you saying i have big -
the papers please music
-Rico, kaboom.
At least you know it's always loaded
And later on dealer will shot himself
the thumbnail makes it look like im doing this for the girl but im doing this for that handsome set of diving gear
first animation of the year hooray!! this one was just an animation test to experiment with some effects that i manually added frame by frame all in clip studio im perfectly sane what do you mean... this took me about four hours to ...
So wholesome
Fr
no, its a discord server
@candid cloud who you drawing
A Rose.
rick grimes is the goat, he was very badass in the 1-6 seasons
untill negan came
dont spoil pls
im still dreaming
She doesn't have a human form, like a Solar Flare and Green Shadow.
And it was the decision of ua_offtop.
a Platns vs zombies plant
It is.
Back
The Barber gave me that Thomas Shellby haircut
Just as I asked him to
Looks nice.
I once asked my barber that I wanted a buzz cut, he said, to be honest your ears are big and it wouldnt fit you
i ended up getting a thicker buzz cut
also your haircut looks great
Thomas Shelby had a french crop
Im gonna stalk someone any suggestions?
Stalk yourself.
Ze monolit
@ripe merlin here you go addicy and for you too solid shaker @candid cloud
solid snake* not solid shaker lmfao
shake that shit.... oohhh yeah
that'll do
What is this bitchass PUBG thing above my steam profile
So cute
Thug shaker
yup thats the joke
Okay Jimmy neutron

base?
