💬┃en_offtop

[whole sable]

@void kelp if you want one for a laptop you have to buy one

[worldly thunder]

someone uses an iPhone, how much charge do you have for a day?

[void kelp]

No im talking bout phones

Realme Gt

I already did

Спаслбо

:o
I'm learning

[jovial garnet]

does anyone have an invite to the dayz stalker server

[stray ridge]

pekka 💀

[glass bobcat]

Any problems with that?

[stray ridge]

pekka bait spells?

[glass bobcat]

?

[stray ridge]

nevermind

[feral gale]

what is the stalker community's opinion of gray zone warfare so far of what we've seen?

[coarse rapids]

I was right on everything I said and it doesnt matter at the end of the day bc its not marketed at the stalker fanbase

[forest hull]

it's certainly an extraction shooter

[coarse rapids]

it certainly is a UE template

[forest hull]

i do think that Incursion Red River has potential though, and you don't have to pay $250 to play it

[coarse rapids]

last time a milsim game used the name red river it was fucking ass

[forest hull]

I'm not familiar with what that would have been, I have played a bit of Incursion though and despite being in Alpha it's pretty fun

[slender tangle]

Does the "no obscene language" mean no swears or no slurs

[forest hull]

. .yeah

[woven glacier]

Love that game
I played it since it was just a "project quarantine"

And holy hell didn't expect the game to goes this way which is great

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emote-king-shades-gif-27311902

[void kelp]

some dude made a monolith suit
AND I WANT TO BUY IT

[rotund horizon]

Monolith cosplays are amazing in general

I want to have urban camo clothing now

[void kelp]

ye

i have a german firefigther gas mask

that looks like the one in the metro series

ill get the name

its called MSA AUER

here is a image

[past rampart]

@raw orchid

Yo Fone Linging

[past rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flabbergasted-shocked-wink-reaction-gif-25698054

No Way

[steel sapphire]

Better than valves crap

[past rampart]

It's me Barney from Red Forest

[steel sapphire]

Strelok from Diamond City

Or vault 13 you tell

[raw orchid]

lol

[past rampart]

That's like one of those AI generated images where you think you know some stuff but in end you don't

Like a room full of items from first glance you think it is normal stuff but when you look closer it makes no sense

[steel sapphire]

Tbh I'm laughing at this

[strange dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472159936613318658/785622278409945098/image0.gif

[neon vale]

Very tempted to try efp

[hasty magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/smirnoff-vodka-vodka-gif-21009817

[past rampart]

Watching this is painful

[neon vale]

Timelapse of my desk

[hasty magnet]

timelapse of-

[past rampart]

The lesser the vodka the lesser my grip on reality

[hasty magnet]

thought you were-

but that's also tr-

[past rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

What purpose have your sentence served?

[hasty magnet]

Sentence starters

[past rampart]

End it

[hasty magnet]

You can fill the rest if you want, whatever

[past rampart]

out of pocket

https://tenor.com/view/war-clown-pie-clown-world-clown-hair-gif-14602804

[hasty magnet]

you do the other one

[woven glacier]

Is that a femtanyl on ur pfp

Nvm it is

[void kelp]

it is

[woven glacier]

:DD

[void kelp]

and i listen to it ever time in Rostok

in the Arena

[woven glacier]

Me when I'm fighting with 10 to 20 mercs in dead city when dinner blast in the background

[void kelp]

smartest merc

[languid hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1234921897213300767/9convert.com_-_Tomcat_Tuesday.mp4?ex=66327e24&is=66312ca4&hm=b921e4e3e37ceb177e6861b59354af441ea46599465903a26275d30c8eaed5bc&

[woven glacier]

Hides in dark and open nv
Then fives of them comes like a conga line just to get one tapped by silenced ak74

[void kelp]

i killed 15 mercs with one mag of 7.62x51 in anomaly

[gray jetty]

Do better

You missed half your shots

[void kelp]

nuh uh

[gray jetty]

You missed 5 shots do better

[woven glacier]

Anomaly is easy if you have enough reflect to aim the head

[gray jetty]

9x18mm is great just aim for the head

[woven glacier]

Nuh i mean for like higher caliber than that

[gray jetty]

22lr is great just aim for the head

[woven glacier]

But ig i do one shot bandits with that

[woven glacier]

That's just fnv [hidden]

[gray jetty]

there is that goofy machine pistol in true stalker and not gonna lie that thing is the goat

load it up with 30 round mag

and just mag dumb groups of people one handed

[woven glacier]

Never try true stalker but would one day

[gray jetty]

tbh the ending is just awful

it at one point just rips you away from playing as the character you played the first 15 hours as

and then excepts you to keep playing like

bruh no

[woven glacier]

Sounds really awful

[gray jetty]

like it built up a pretty interesting narrative and in one move just flushes all of it down the drain for literally no reason

[void kelp]

I cannot wait to crack eft and play spt

[past rampart]

Couldn't think fast

his death is excused

[languid shard]

This did not need to be brought to my attention. I'm old.

[ripe merlin]

Oh god

I thought we were 20% into 2024

@void kelp @teal oracle cat now

[thorn cove]

Soon I'll be 26

[teal oracle]

Shut up tax man!
I don’t abide by government rules!
The council will not get a single cat png from me

[thorn cove]

in January 1

[ripe merlin]

Everyone is so old here

[thorn cove]

Literally I wait 365 days to turn my age

[ripe merlin]

Try being slower

And wait 365 days

[bitter spruce]

no you're not

[neon vale]

youre basically 30

[rotund horizon]

Serbian Touhou 16 exists

[neon vale]

i have an arabic translation of touhou 8

[thorn cove]

Bruh I got old already

[late goblet]

dudes

you can defeat akinator

by trying to make him guess Lukash

or some other stalker NPC

two close calls where akinator guesses nimble and scar

couldn't guess lukash

[earnest escarp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603358722248671240/1235040663855431813/1714511247462963.gif

[neon vale]

i remember years ago i got really mad that akinator couldnt guess me

[hasty magnet]

Skif sounds tuff in Ukrainian

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054805531895795712/1234696706227179610/LebronJamesReportedlyLovesYOMIH.mp4?ex=6632552a&is=663103aa&hm=dae1e199017476740a913d265042ee54f67da7d74fec406b9a815c194617248c&

[late goblet]

he can ask if your character is a stalker and if he has ukrainian origins

but still misses the mark

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/you-need-help-get-some-therapy-tom-hiddleston-gif-15979770

[simple sage]

z3rtx has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

THIS GAVE ME A F*****G STROKE

[jolly niche]

https://tenor.com/view/im-fine-burn-fire-gif-11068482

[void kelp]

No it's not

[ripe merlin]

It took him 50 quests and o guess scar, he directly asked if he was old and from stalker around 20ish question

[wet flicker]

cat

[zinc wadi]

cat

[rose flame]

Kit

[zinc wadi]

Ohno not the flashbacks to UA offtop

I should pay them a visit again

[thorn cove]

Good morning people

[wet flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-good-morning-vietnam-robin-williams-gif-5379373

[zinc wadi]

I wanna say smth, but im probably gonna have more grammatical errors than letters in my scentences

[thorn cove]

Like code error?

[zinc wadi]

I was thinking more like "butchering your language" errors

[thorn cove]

Oof

[late goblet]

of course he'd guess scar, scar is a protagonist

[zinc wadi]

What have you done.

[rotund horizon]

Did you Improve your driving skills Kira ?

As in,drive in the Zone

[zinc wadi]

Not one bit

[rotund horizon]

Alright then

[zinc wadi]

Why must you compress him to such degrees?

:<

[candid cloud]

Думайте, але й не думайте водночас, хоча краще взагалі викиньте ваш мозок.

Зроз.

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/think-mark-invincible-omniman-bhondamous-gif-22025607

[candid cloud]

@tiny dew , if I remember correctly, we played NFS:U2, do you remember which app we used back in the day?

[candid cloud]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XwtRHeTOD88?si=bSzpB_yrmlLYTaG7

[tiny dew]

Back in the day? We played like last year through RadminVPN

[candid cloud]

Yesh.

[zinc wadi]

@candid cloud if you wanna learn german, be prepared. We make "your mom" jokes at every opportunity

Especially if it rhymes

[candid cloud]

Me who plays games and hears jokes about mother 24/7: 🙃

Mutter.

[zinc wadi]

We sometimes purposefully misspell Mutter and "Mudda" for added humour

[candid cloud]

Coolio!

[mortal lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/popcorn-guy-relaxing-popcorm-popcorn-gif-26404903

[void kelp]

He's sleeping

[gray jetty]

oi wait a minute your a german eh?

[zinc wadi]

Yees

[gray jetty]

oh damn

[summer gulch]

hello, i don't know if this is the right channel. I just installed SoC and upon leaving the bunker right at the beginning of the game, everyone on the camp turns hostile for no apparent reason.

[candid cloud]

Weird.
Well, you'll need to start a new game.

[valid jay]

huh??? did you finish sid's dialogue?

[summer gulch]

i tried starting a new playthrough and the result is the same. also, i did talk to Sid. i understand, from a youtube video I watched, that he has the option to give the player a tutorial of sorts, but in my game I only get one dialogue option: treat me like a real stalker. he then gives me a mission.

[valid jay]

are you playing vanilla SoC?

[summer gulch]

i have old good stalker evolution

looks like i'm gonna have to make a clean installation

[tepid matrix]

you have to prove it, how about singing erika? then we could make sure that it is true

[wheat rapids]

You lot just realised she's German?

[bitter spruce]

ughhh i HATE deustchBAGS

[gray jetty]

I mean hey if she’s German she probably drives manual

https://tenor.com/view/heel-toe-heel-n-toe-heel-toe-shifting-aeroplane-initial-d-gif-25747636

@zinc wadi

Can we get a confirmation on this

Can you drive manual

[zinc wadi]

Legally, no. I dont have my drivers license yet.
Illegally...

[gray jetty]

So you can drive a manual

You know how

[zinc wadi]

I know how to use a manual in theory, but only in theory

[gray jetty]

ITS OVER

I swear mfs these days are like errrr I need my auto manuals are scary

yah cus you mfs are pussy as bitches afraid of a manual transmission

[wheat rapids]

Sanest car enthusiast ramblings

[gray jetty]

Manual transmission is the way

Driving is not something you take part in other wise

[wheat rapids]

What you think about elect cars?

[gray jetty]

IM NOT DRIVING THE CAR IN AN AUTO

THE CAR IS DRIVING ME

[gray jetty]

0/10 doesn’t come in manual

[wheat rapids]

I don't get what's all the fuss. It gets you from point A to point B at end of the day, just with less steps

[gray jetty]

You never driven one

It’s more than that in a manual

Driving is no longer a mundane task

It’s something your directly Involved with

[coarse rapids]

the common phrase "a car is smth that takes you from point A to point B" is said by ppl that never drove a good ass car

[gray jetty]

Literally this

[whole sable]

I love playing it a hard long girthy stick when I drive that usually comes in black or tan

[gray jetty]

Stick is the worst gear knob shape

Knob supremacy

[wheat rapids]

Just walk

[gray jetty]

When’s the last time you walked 100 miles an hour

[coarse rapids]

I do
it takes at least 1 hours to get from my home to my university as I live outside of the city

[wheat rapids]

Last sunday

[coarse rapids]

I do this trip at least once every day

@gray jettyhttps://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/04/us-government-auctions-5-34-petaflop-cheyenne-supercomputer/

[wheat rapids]

Order a taxi

[coarse rapids]

you want me to call the taxi center and tell them that tomorrow at -- time I need a cab,every single day

nathan

[gray jetty]

The art of the drivers car had been lost

[coarse rapids]

wtf are you talking about

[wheat rapids]

Yeah, stop driving. Just get the taxidriver for it

Easy

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/risa-risitas-tentado-lol-laughs-gif-14875357

man

[gray jetty]

We lost our way at the turn of the century

[coarse rapids]

this guy trolling hard

[wheat rapids]

I'm having too much fun with this car talk. I don't even care about cars lmao

[coarse rapids]

my exact point

[gray jetty]

Go back to your f150 pal

Real men will keep driving real cars you can drive your shit box

[wheat rapids]

F150? Is that a new model of legs? If not, then no

[gray jetty]

It is

For for people who are 5’5 with a chip on there shoulder

[valid jay]

not every place has walkable infrastructure and public transportation 😭

[gray jetty]

[wheat rapids]

Build the infrastructure

[coarse rapids]

I failt to see how not wanting a ultra new eletric car is a objectionable opinion

[valid jay]

hundred of years of lobbying from car manufacturers 😭😭😭

[gray jetty]

Electric cars are a novelty that are quickly wearing off

As people are realizing how inconvenient they are

[coarse rapids]

like damn,I really fucking want a heap of junk that is filled with high tech garbage that I cant repair and needs to be replaced if the software locsk up,which is p damn common

[wheat rapids]

I'm not 5,5 though so I can't have the f150 then

[gray jetty]

In USA most evs are considered totaled if they get a fender bender

[wheat rapids]

Real

[coarse rapids]

Eletric Energy Cars are merely a new option that is getting more and more relevancy with new upcoming inventions,but it doesnt mean fossil's are dead out of the water
I dont think we need to ruin all of them but the normalization of putting the dashboard on a LCD in the center of the car is a bda trend

[gray jetty]

I mean I just think we will find something better like hydrogen

Hydrogen stands to be 100 times more convenient

[coarse rapids]

Hydrogen is not a substitute

[gray jetty]

Yet

[wheat rapids]

Alright, I'm done having my fun now. Goodbye

[gray jetty]

My dreams of the hydrogen rotary will never die I tell you

[coarse rapids]

I dont think itll get efficient any time soon

[gray jetty]

Idk the Japanese think other wise

But time will tell

I’m still praying my king brings back our beloved

https://tenor.com/view/engine-rotative-mazda-rotative-initial-d-gif-26494409

[whole sable]

Corn

[gray jetty]

Corn doesn’t exist where I live

Gotta drive 200 miles to get corn fuel

[whole sable]

If it's 200 miles you can transport it by truck running on corn while the truck drive is eating corn and has some corn in his

[whole sable]

New IED just dropped

[whole sable]

Isn't there a company that restores classic cars into electric and keeps the manual tranny

[gray jetty]

yes but then there just not very good cars anymore

[whole sable]

Bugs were never good

[gray jetty]

its not even that just

cars didn't have the maxium aero designs evs need

and or were never designed to have an extra 2k pounds of weight added in batteries

like bruh my car

thatd be 2x its weight in just batteries

thing would drive like a brick

[whole sable]

I mean you can add batteries but handlings performance would be worse than a dump truck

[gray jetty]

like

[whole sable]

The only good engines are i3, rotaries, v4, v2, V8, V10,V12,

[gray jetty]

just cus it can be done doesn't mean it should be

[whole sable]

The rest are regular traffic

[gray jetty]

v4s don't exist

in any meanfully way

unless you mean inline 4s

[whole sable]

On bikes for motogp

[gray jetty]

sure but

not in cars

[whole sable]

There are a couple Saabs have them and the zaz Zaporozhets have them

[gray jetty]

didn't know that tbh

[void kelp]

L O A F.

@ripe merlin @teal oracle @candid cloud

do you guys want more pictures of L O A F

[teal oracle]

YES

[void kelp]

L O A F cuddle

L O A F fluffy

L O A F eepy

[tepid matrix]

You dont have manual car? 👀

[gray jetty]

of course i do

[tepid matrix]

Im think the almost majority of auto school in center and east Europe have only manual car xd

[gray jetty]

as it should be

[tepid matrix]

What about murica auto school?

[gray jetty]

almost none

the manaul is a dying bread over in america sadly

[tepid matrix]

my friend, who moved to the united states and had a license in Ukraine, went to take courses in the USA, there he asked the instructor for a manual car, because he does not know how otherwise drive auto, instructior did ask him," does you a professional driver ? "because usually only professionals use a manual transmission, my friend laugh a lot

[gray jetty]

there just more fun

simple as that

[bitter spruce]

s

hey jack

[gray jetty]

turns driving from something you just have to do

to something you take part in

what

[bitter spruce]

why am i double officially cool

i mean i feel special for it

but why

[gray jetty]

i did not do that actually

lol

someone else did that

[tepid matrix]

I think that the majority of old drivers in our country simply do not know how to drive an automatic, absolutely everyone learned to use a manual gearbox

[wheat rapids]

You're still talking about driving???😭

[gray jetty]

YO I GOT THAT CAR!!!!!!!!

[wheat rapids]

It's been an hour

[ripe merlin]

Aww he looks to fluffy

[ripe merlin]

But are you Ryan gosling (cat)?

[gray jetty]

no

[ripe merlin]

Then that's not your car

[sharp moss]

There is a distinction to be made between a daily car you would use for everyday activities and a car you would use to have fun in

It's probably not a wise idea to strip out your daily and install a sequential transmission in it, but the vice versa is true for the fun car

[gray jetty]

why not have it be both

[sharp moss]

Performance cars eat fuel and parts for breakfast

Can't have your cake and eat it im afraid

[wheat rapids]

OMG it's been an hour. I'm done with the bit now😭

[gray jetty]

i mean come on im sure you can haha

[sharp moss]

https://youtu.be/qqGl0brwTSk?si=03qD1ClsB-KMXdYY&t=66

If i was stinking rich my daily would be a bone stock current year corolla or VW golf and the drivers car would be maxed out FD

[gray jetty]

SO FUCKEN TRUE

my mans saying the truest words ive ever heard in my life

[tepid matrix]

you can always make a nuclear/thermonuclear reactor car so that you always have enough fuel to go anywhere! and in the event of an accident, it will be fun not only for you, but also for your friends around

[sharp moss]

Another ideal combination

[gray jetty]

for me it would be Fc or fd

nothing else would do it for me

[whole sable]

Ironically, cars used for professional racing usually use a automatic transmission

[twin fjord]

I saw a car I want recently

Look at this silly little guy

[sharp moss]

No they don't

[whole sable]

Paddle shifter count as automatic

[sharp moss]

You might have sequentials mated to paddle shifters but no true automatics

@gray jetty 24hours of Lemans on June 15th/16th remember to take a day off

[gray jetty]

is mazda racing this year

[whole sable]

If people usually buy automatics depending on the car the price might be cheaper or a lot higher

[sharp moss]

Mazda hasn't participated in Lemans for a while tbh

[gray jetty]

[sharp moss]

They got no cars for either the dedicated race car nor the road car classes

[sharp moss]

It's usually a couple thousands extra yes

[gray jetty]

they have sterilized my king

[void kelp]

she*

[sharp moss]

Unreal emission standards from governments are to blame for that

[ripe merlin]

his new name shall be pickle

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-connor-detroit-give-up-suicide-give-up-meme-gif-10421375555309450607

[whole sable]

I mean if you are buying a Honda Civic it's usually cheaper unless it's the type r

[sharp moss]

In the US perhaps but in Europe/Asia autos cost more, manuals are still the vast majority of traffic over here

[whole sable]

The last time they participated in an international race was 2005

They usually do spec racing now a days

[zinc wadi]

The ukrainians are slowly integrating me into their existance

[void kelp]

no.

it's L O A F

[rotund horizon]

F.E.A.R. 2 has been downloaded

time to play

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-staring-cat-cat-mr-fresh-fresh-gif-4714710619997780774

[void kelp]

we all love my cat L O A F

[rotund horizon]

That's what the Zone does to a mf

[void kelp]

FLOOF L O A F

I think I already sent it

[rotund horizon]

I want to drive a T R A K T O R

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/gran-turismo-7-mazda-787b-race-car-group-c-le-mans-gif-14051541065036908526

[sharp moss]

What's most insane to me was that FD sales were good enough to warrant the car lasting to 2002 despite being sold in only 2 countries

FD's in both US and Europe weren't really all that popular for some reason

[gray jetty]

IK

ITS A FUCKEN CRIME

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

MF WERE LIKE DMAN BEST CAR EVER MADE FOR AN UNBEATABLE PRICE

nah im good

WHAT

[sharp moss]

Well, all the countries that sold them in Europe have like insane taxes on sports cars

Like Camaro's, the poverty spec sports car in US is 150k in Germany

It's competing against 911 GTS's lmao

[polar prairie]

yes… i can get behind this

[polar prairie]

AW

[gray jetty]

god is cruel to us

he m;ade it so fds were impossible to afford

in an alternate timeline used good conidtion fds are like 10k dollars

[whole sable]

Fds are the coolest JDM cars

The second is the fcs

[sharp moss]

That was a thing some 10-15 years ago, weeb tax wasn't as bad then as it is now.
We were just born at the wrong time, and some at the wrong place

[gray jetty]

fc3s can still be bought for mortal amounts of money

but its not easy

but ive seen it

fc3s with less than 100k miles for under 10k with no blown apex seals

[whole sable]

You can get fcs and zx300 less than 12k

[sharp moss]

I heard Corvette C6's are still reasonably priced in the US so try to snag one whilst it isn't too late

[gray jetty]

no

i want an rx7

[whole sable]

You can get c5 Vettes for 8k for a good one if you look hard enough

[sharp moss]

https://youtu.be/nfsL8N1KzbQ?si=Nf8xkDpQkYsAedF_&t=135
Just pretend it has a rotary and doesn't have 300 kilos extra

[gray jetty]

i can not

https://tenor.com/view/engine-rotative-mazda-rotative-initial-d-gif-26494409

[whole sable]

Corvette are way better looking than rx 7s

[gray jetty]

stock

[whole sable]

The engine is better too

The handling is slightly worse

[gray jetty]

pov 700hp fc3

[sharp moss]

For the first version FD's without the spoiler? Sure
For the later versions of it? No

[polar prairie]

jack we covered wankel in class yesterday

unrelated but they’re making an inverted v12 diesel dhc beaver

[gray jetty]

LETS FUCKEN GOOOOOOOOOOO

ROTARYS ARE AWESOME

[polar prairie]

rotary < radial

i will die on this hill

[sharp moss]

Id say NSX's are a pretty good alternative to FD's but those are even more overpriced

[whole sable]

Miata with a rotary is a better alternative

[polar prairie]

miata with a p&w j58

[sharp moss]

@gray jetty Rate the ride

[whole sable]

Miata with a f 135

[polar prairie]

unironically imagine a miata with like a pt6 or something

[whole sable]

Rotary is top 3

But it's V8 > rotary'>V10

[sharp moss]

V10 and 12 have always been more novelty factor then anything else

[gray jetty]

10/10

[sharp moss]

V8's and rotaries have actual desirable characteristics for performance

[polar prairie]

i used to drive an f550 with a gas v10 it was actually kind of lame

[whole sable]

They sound very cool

And the dodge viper is just 👌

[bitter spruce]

i sound cool

[sharp moss]

This i found pretty amazing too, left is a Miata engine right is a Corvette engine

[gray jetty]

we love miata

[polar prairie]

i might be able to swindle my neighbours

she’s kind of elderly

[bitter spruce]

hey...

thats not nice

[polar prairie]

[sharp moss]

https://www.reddit.com/r/spotted/comments/15jhrsl/supra_with_granny_driving/

[polar prairie]

my friend always says that a miata is a girl car or only for weebs but i’ve only ever seen old men in them lol

[bitter spruce]

jeep is a girl car

never seen a man drive a jee

[opal venture]

Push them down the stairs

They won't even know

[whole sable]

US army WW2 used jeeps

And the Brits and the red army too

[opal venture]

There are a lot of jeep users here too

[bitter spruce]

i HATE jeeps

idk why they dont look bad but they just annoy me

[whole sable]

What about the old ones

The Willis jeep

[polar prairie]

yes

[opal venture]

I love willis

[sharp moss]

Either way whatever you pick, just don't pick German 👍

[whole sable]

The m3 half track in the back looks nice

[opal venture]

German is quality
Russian is sturdy

I want sturdy

[shy narwhal]

haaaaai

whassup y'all

[candid cloud]

Hello, Kuro.

[whole sable]

If you are talking about cars

Definitely not

If you want sturdy you buy Japanese or american

If you want quality you buy a luxury German, Japanese, or a Cadillac

[polar prairie]

bro said hiiii :33

[bitter spruce]

thats the first

[shy narwhal]

yo

[candid cloud]

How's life?

[shy narwhal]

tired

[candid cloud]

Sadge.

[earnest escarp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603358722248671240/1235040663855431813/1714511247462963.gif

[zinc wadi]

Take a sleeb

https://tenor.com/view/departure-cat-funny-gif-20921878

[candid cloud]

Поверни машину.

[zinc wadi]

The solid snake has breached its containment

[rotund horizon]

Hey Kuro,currently playing F.E.AR. 2:Reborn

well...played

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-turn-to-dust-dust-disintegrate-gif-3892673125725260035

[zinc wadi]

Ayo its Jerma

[candid cloud]

You haven't seen the face, so unknown person.

[zinc wadi]

its Jerma.

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scpsl-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-foundation-chaos-insurgency-gif-13106438583174134690

Have no F.E.A.R.;Replica and Chaos are here

[candid cloud]

Могла й підіграти 🙄

[shy narwhal]

nice

[zinc wadi]

Today feels weird, idk why

[rotund horizon]

Heh,has Reverse Collapse global release date been announced ?đ

[rotund horizon]

well It's the start of a new month afterall

not to mention most work places are closed on this day

[polar prairie]

it’s my birthday in may :D

[zinc wadi]

: D

[rotund horizon]

happy birthday

[candid cloud]

Happy upcoming birthday.

[zinc wadi]

Holy shit

[candid cloud]

Another brain trickery.

[rotund horizon]

stalker AI at It's best

What a banger;I need to play this https://youtu.be/JzLJpT-qL_I?si=zkEyuTAyz0ZWlO8pž

[polar prairie]

it’s the 29 so it’s at the end but :3

[rotund horizon]

Long live Chaos,Replica and Monolith

[bitter hearth]

pain

[polar prairie]

emi!!

[woeful trellis]

if you saturate the photo in photoshop its pinks and reds mixed into the white and black

[polar prairie]

[rotund horizon]

https://youtu.be/xIon3_hyqAc?si=cR-Bsj3NBdtI7UHw

Never watched The Monogatari series...

but...

this is a certified classic

[bitter hearth]

cool fella!

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-bee-guy-metal-gear-solid-codename-pain-gif-23934127

"The pain!"

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-headbang-right-anime-headbang-anime-girl-rave-anime-rave-gif-18403260

[bitter hearth]

i feelr

the

painr

i drive

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-drive-goslingdrive-ryangosling-gif-16723425875707300074

[ripe wasp]

A life

[bitter spruce]

saturation increases the intensity of colors

[bitter spruce]

putting you on speaker

[neon vale]

Thats what i sound like

[bitter spruce]

dead silence

[neon vale]

I swear im not blowing on the mic

It just does that

[rotund horizon]

You making Touhou ASMRs now ?

[neon vale]

Real

The touhou death sfx on loop

[glass bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-desert-awkward-silence-heat-wave-crickets-gif-24664698

[woeful trellis]

the color has to be there in the first palce for its intensity to be realized unless its an artifact

it goes from blue and white and black to blue and white and black ... and pink right where it says theres no red and nowhere else

[rotund horizon]

@shy narwhal https://youtu.be/cIkkxbZWCZw?si=gH1OhotWNfdjTLg1

since you like Helldivers...

[bitter spruce]

well yeah why wouldn't there be color

[bitter spruce]

no it just goes blue to a more intense blue

it amplifies color

[worldly thunder]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1220411748381753497/1222264879075950643/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[ripe merlin]

LIKE DEAD SPACE???

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-fortnite-fortnite-dance-isaac-clarke-griddy-gif-27450242

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-tormentor-introduction-jump-land-gif-27431215

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-emote-king-shades-gif-27311902

[bitter spruce]

like dead man (you)

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-goblin-scared-teething-emote-gif-23431691

Shiver me timbers

[granite tangle]

anybody got that one tf2 sfm

with the cod killcam montage and the bury me bury me song

cant find it anymore, prolly got deleted

nvm found it

https://youtu.be/GHPzVmTH1bI?feature=shared

[neon vale]

what does this mean

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-of-clans-goblin-green-wah-wah-wah-gif-2173721757992636770

[neon vale]

https://vxtwitter.com/TouhouHijackLOL/status/1784083413886218413

@rotund horizon

[crimson perch]

i tried press

[worldly thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/clash-royale-clash-of-clans-goblin-green-wah-wah-wah-gif-2173721757992636770

[crimson perch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1230849444673491044/cat3.gif

[rotund horizon]

EPIC

[neon vale]

https://vxtwitter.com/CultoFumos/status/1783303276382884200

[hasty magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-big-mac-fries-hamburger-burger-gif-5071650108686476267

https://tenor.com/view/burger-king-french-fries-onion-rings-fast-food-whopper-gif-27415887

https://tenor.com/view/carls-jr-el-diablo-burger-burger-flames-fire-gif-7851036707939476402

[feral gale]

has anyone dabbled with the stalker TTRPG?

i heard its a diceless system, which ive never encountered before

[hasty magnet]

Would that make the meat taste better?

[worldly thunder]

fruits are tastier

[warped depot]

what led him to do this

[teal oracle]

F for our boy

[raw orchid]

F

[granite tangle]

small arms peter dance meme

[void kelp]

if you guys want to play the evil within 1 and 2 with all addons and hardest, but fair, version, play the gog version. it includes the preorder content, unlike other versions, and is the hardest, but fair, version, unlike the microsoft version which gives you more stamina than other version. i know that the preorder gives you a head start, but that's only on chapter 3, plus that the creators wanted you to play with the preorder bonus, but without too much stamina, while the ms version you can easily defeat your enemies from chapter 1 i hate when there are different versions, but it is what it is

[granite reef]

Me on my way to Agartha

https://tenor.com/view/nordic-hyperborea-agartha-viking-gif-9573023894945166641

[granite reef]

@teal oracle

Cat posting time

[teal oracle]

I will never pay taxes

The IRS cannot trick me

[granite reef]

And you should (ancap)

No more taxes

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752556623066562672/1095463848183603240/ED3DD882-D6A3-4F6F-8256-A836F26999E2.gif

[granite reef]

Ma cat

[teal oracle]

My cat now

[sour trellis]

We making it out of the basement with this one

[jolly niche]

Lets be real

He is good

[worldly thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1027705489141805126/1234633436757757982/3x_1.gif

[granite tangle]

silly

wish my cat would be that silly

[jolly niche]

He looks like he have hypertension

[tiny dew]

@warped depot KF2 toniter?

[placid cave]

https://youtu.be/euhx38Ye6b0?si=oFE17InjERip0BKP

[ripe merlin]

Accidentally activating a spring loaded trap

[glad hare]

The new minecraft painting looks kinda like the wish granter

[warped depot]

whazzat

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-hippo-licking-lips-eyebrow-wiggle-gif-19382397

[warped depot]

[bitter spruce]

thats a hallway

[rotund horizon]

Had this as lunch

It was very tasty

[tepid matrix]

Bone appetite

[wheat rapids]

Bosnian flag cup

[gaunt prawn]

Random post about food which i found in food apps.
American pizza

[coarse rapids]

🇺🇸

[glad hare]

nah wish granter confirmed in minecraft

[fluid shale]

Pizza with fries and ketchup with what is that, ham and raisins? That pizza shop’s owner needs jail time

[candid cloud]

Bacon, sausages, french fries and different sauces.

[raw orchid]

You know what that is? It's a crime against humanity

[raw orchid]

Italians better not see this

[gaunt prawn]

Cheeseburger pizza

[raw orchid]

bro stop 😭

go away

[candid cloud]

Bro, continue.

Don't.

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-ltg-low-tier-god-mods-mod-gif-1504808961176049525

[gaunt prawn]

There already was massacre by my kebabs, now it's gonna be pizza

[tepid matrix]

Kuro didn't see lol

[raw orchid]

I'm getting diabetes just by looking at it

[tepid matrix]

Its meat but sweet hahah

[nocturne iron]

Looks kinda good ngl

[gaunt prawn]

Kebab 1.3kg and half-meter length

[nocturne iron]

Where's the 1 мeтр пива

[candid cloud]

🥶

[fluid shale]

How you gonna fit that in your mouth to take a bite

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/go-away-lion-king-kids-bye-throw-gif-12600764

[fluid shale]

That burger gotta be as big as your head alone

[raw orchid]

yeah I don't like such big burgers

structure is too bad and weird and you can't eat it normally

[gaunt prawn]

Yes

[gaunt prawn]

Kebab with an beaver meat

[fluid shale]

A cheese burger should slim yet big but not too big that it’s going to crush your entire head

[fluid shale]

Now that looks good

[nocturne iron]

Beaver...?

[gaunt prawn]

Yes

[nocturne iron]

You can just go out and get beaver?

[fluid shale]

Beaver is really good, don’t knock it til you try it

[nocturne iron]

I didn't know you could eat beaver

I thought it was like raccoon or opossum where you could eat it but it's not a good option

[candid cloud]

🥶

[fluid shale]

Big boss

https://tenor.com/view/konami-metal-gear-solid-gif-4499868

[nocturne iron]

I've never seen a beaver

[candid cloud]

Solid Snake ≠ Big Boss.

[fluid shale]

They’re mammals with large flat tails, big teeth, and black feet

[fluid shale]

Big boss is just better

This is a beaver btw

[nocturne iron]

Yes, I know that, I meant in the wild. They supposedly live in my area but I've never seen them, and I live in a marsh on a riverbed

[fluid shale]

They hide in dams ALOT

you rarely see them out in the woods unless they’re building a dam

Or getting food

[nocturne iron]

I think it might be because the part of the river I live on is salt water

[fluid shale]

I was lucky enough to actually see a colony of beavers constructing a dam which was pretty cool

[nocturne iron]

They only live in freshwater I guess

[fluid shale]

The wood eaters are too good for salt water

[gaunt prawn]

American burger

[fluid shale]

That is not what our burgers look like

[raw orchid]

looks kinda bad ngl

[fluid shale]

This is what a bare American burger looks like (no cheese and no condiments have been added)

[raw orchid]

doesn't look very appetizing to me. seen better ones

[nocturne iron]

Sad burger

Ratio is way off

[fluid shale]

Makes me hungry just looking at it tbh

Might grab myself a grill made burger

[nocturne iron]

I'd still eat it

[fluid shale]

None of that fast food garbage

If you ever want a good burger, find a family business bc their burgers are family made, are most likely a family recipe, and is the best burger you have ever eaten

None of that fast food “paste”

[nocturne iron]

My favorite one is from a small family restaurant

[fluid shale]

Exactly

[nocturne iron]

And it's a ¾ lb slab of beef

[fluid shale]

3/4ths?

[nocturne iron]

Ye

[fluid shale]

That’s insane

[nocturne iron]

It's expensive

[gaunt prawn]

Pizza with mozzarella, pear, greek peanuts, dorblu, ricotta, parmesan

[fluid shale]

It’s from a family restaurant and it’s expensive

Are there any bad reviews or complaints?

[nocturne iron]

Idk

I've never checked, it's a higher end venue anyways

[raw orchid]

Italians will start WW3 after seeing this

[fluid shale]

A good burger is a grilled burger made either by yourself or by a family business

[fluid shale]

I’m surprised they haven’t already

[candid cloud]

I'm surprised you didn't notice.

[fluid shale]

didn’t notice what

[candid cloud]

Ясно...

[fluid shale]

What

[gaunt prawn]

Ur welcome

[nocturne iron]

Wtf

[fluid shale]

wtf

My emotion after seeing that image that will evidently ruin my day :

[nocturne iron]

I just made a nice coffee, and checked my phone, only to be visually accosted

[raw orchid]

block option looks real nice today

[fluid shale]

I second this

[nocturne iron]

The forbidden fruit

[raw orchid]

send that shit again and you'll go there

[gaunt prawn]

I still got some good food in my food app

[raw orchid]

no food you can send, I meant stuff like this

[raw orchid]

.

[nocturne iron]

This was my anniversary dinner

Or are we only discussing American food

[gaunt prawn]

As a ukrainian, it's a kinda pathethic sushi

[nocturne iron]

Really? It's shrimp tempura, crab, eel and black caviar

I don't eat raw fish anymore, I got extremely sick from it once

[gaunt prawn]

And it's cost something like 50usd.
For this price you can have something like 1.5kg set here

With all this

[nocturne iron]

It was 18CAD

I'm on a vacation right now

[idle flame]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-solid-snake-not-metal-gear-solid-gif-14480942659066849172

[nocturne iron]

Is this solid snake?

[rotund horizon]

Essex disease

[idle flame]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-solid-snake-not-metal-gear-solid-gif-14480942659066849172

[candid cloud]

That is me stealing your shit.

[nocturne iron]

Will you give it back?

[candid cloud]

No.

[nocturne iron]

Oh, okay. Well, enjoy it!

[candid cloud]

Thanks.

Personal info is cool to observe.

[nocturne iron]

I'm gonna insane, there's a pipe that's been so noisy for the past 4 days, is this normal in an apartment

It's like I'm in the lobby of a tacky Chinese restaurant

[candid cloud]

No.

[nocturne iron]

Ah

I'll tell my fiancé about it when he's back

I've never lived in an apartment for an extended period of time, so all I know is that it's usually not the best for structural integrity

And when I'm at home I can just go and physically check the pipes and things but here I'm at the mercy of, well, the building itself

[candid cloud]

Can I know to which thing pipe is connected?

[nocturne iron]

A radiator

The heating unit on the wall

[candid cloud]

That should not make any sounds, except the sound of hot water moving, or smth.

[raw orchid]

🧢

[candid cloud]

Counter argument.

You idiot, you doomed yourself.

[nocturne iron]

It's sloshing

[raw orchid]

[candid cloud]

No, that's not okay.

[nocturne iron]

Cool

[nocturne iron]

I'm gonna have to endure this for a while I guess

[rotund horizon]

Anyone remember the Crazy Hamburger guy ?

I watched a few of his video rn,to see how bad they are

My head hurts

I think I lost so many brain cells

[void kelp]

@candid cloud is it gay if like a bunch of ur friends go in a hot tub with you

it's not right??

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-talking-ben-jesse-we-need-to-cook-gif-17925642515942538648

[void kelp]

neckbeardcore

[nocturne iron]

How I feel after the Adderall hits frfr

[rotund horizon]

F.E.A.R. 2 Reborn has been compleated

[candid cloud]

I don't think so.

[rotund horizon]

This was a short but sorta fun expansionž

[woeful trellis]

my work just had me build the nastiest PC for the most MUNDANE shit... how do I convince them that I need to bring it with me on vacation in Sept?

[rare jolt]

steal the computer

[woeful trellis]

maybe if i jam it far enough under my desk they won't notice when I swap them

[rare jolt]

just hide it in your coat

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-gif-2567719698195172192

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-serika-jinx-cat-computer-gif-4722555038483603750

@ripe merlin

u got 3 more here

[rotund horizon]

Us ?

[void kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926833409467219988/1069857802253766686/BF22DEC9-AFD7-49A7-AE54-2A386EBE5122.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1082431876557443102/togif-4.gif

this should be PINNED.

@ripe merlin 😘

oh i already sent u it i forgot

[rotund horizon]

@neon vale

[void kelp]

is that fumo...

[rotund horizon]

No

[void kelp]

what is that

[candid cloud]

Touhou destroying hardware.

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[rotund horizon]

But this is

[void kelp]

ay

they look similar

[past rampart]

I don't work smart nor hard

[zinc wadi]

I dont work at all, I need repairing

[past rampart]

A guy asked me to help push his car to start it up you hear the sound but when starting a click is heard but no noise from the engine I look into his engine and I see the worse car battery to ever be witnessed by my eyes

It looked like it was left to melt for weeks ''probably a Made in China product''

I asked him about the starter being managed he told me it's kinda broken

and the Fusible was in very shit shape that I wonder how stubborn his car is so i told him to get it towed and left cuz there was nothing to do plus he told me this wasn't the first time

[zinc wadi]

Literally My Summer Car

[past rampart]

Conclusion from this some people really be risking their lives over saving a penny

[past rampart]

At least that is fun

he lives far from where he stopped in the country side

[zinc wadi]

Atleast he didnt crash withon 5 seconds

Unlike me...

[past rampart]

It is a old Mercedes Sedan i'll google it

This one

But imagine it yellow and all beat up and kinda rusty

My god it looks exactly the same

only the wheels were different and without the luggage cage

[rotund horizon]

My neighbour used to have that car

even was inside It once

[past rampart]

It's sad to see old cars becoming rust buckets

but hey the person driving it can't afford taking care of it at least it is working

[past rampart]

S Class are classics

My uncle has a S600 I remember the time he let me drive it was the best gift ever pretty clean car

Quiet,Fast and Comfy the best car a person could own

I am desperate to get one in the future a car is better than a Motorbike

I am speaking to myself at the moment so i'll slip out

Back to reminding stalkers of their taxes

https://tenor.com/view/cod-zombies-gif-25653854

[zinc wadi]

Say the line :3

[hasty magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/aandw-canada-papa-burger-aw-aandw-canadian-fast-food-gif-17017885149826157713

https://tenor.com/view/arbys-wagyu-steakhouse-burger-burger-fast-food-gif-16408197527564844789

https://tenor.com/view/burger-food-fastfood-dance-gif-8448323

[nocturne iron]

Guys I'm gonn be real with you russian liquor hits different

This isn't the right server

[ripe merlin]

!tempmute 426170768230055949 10d nsfw invites

[simple sage]

jur_broek has been muted for 1 week 3 days

Reason: nsfw invites

Muted until · May 12, 2024, 10:12 PM

[nocturne iron]

[rotund horizon]

Wich game dis ?

[neon vale]

mystias izakaya

[rotund horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[pliant hull]

https://www.seattletimes.com/business/whistleblower-josh-dean-of-boeing-supplier-spirit-aerosystems-has-died/

Another Boeing worker which could be potential witness flatlined after "sudden" "bacterial infection"

its not even 2077 and we already have cyberpunk shit going on

[simple sage]

lekt0rs has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[jade pilot]

sorry but this is fun

[earnest escarp]

@urban coral

[rotund horizon]

Life

Is Roblox

[languid shard]

MMMTRACTOOOORRR

[bitter spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1115878071749316738/1235772171360665630/KILLING.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1190326973751382116/1209829837347487855/togif.gif

[hasty magnet]

PLEASEE IM BEGGING YOU

I need you to fact check this.

PLEASE

HELLO?

IS THIS REAL?

[urban coral]

Certified Ridge Racer Type 4 moment

[wheat rapids]

Reminds me of that Eurovision song

[zinc wadi]

Fact checked: fact.

[candid cloud]

https://youtu.be/27dZ1gS0Ti8

Funky.

[raw orchid]

Chat is this real?

[teal oracle]

Mfs guarding them from the Opps

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279684719606628355/1235827301405560832/Yo_who_tf_put_Michael_Jackson_in_the_fridge._Who_put_Michael_Jackson_in_the_fridge.mp4?ex=6635c95d&is=663477dd&hm=a4e2f77fb10774ef63e5a27c6881fb93135dff764cb5b1fcd8ff79bf62ce2841&

[steel sapphire]

Is it racism

[steel sapphire]

Cordon

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1235258744422662206/uzi-murder-drones.gif

[steel sapphire]

Your reaction to cordon?

@candid cloud btw bro it's been long tbh

Ya miss me homie?

[zinc wadi]

So real

[candid cloud]

I don't think, because I see you in that or another chat every day.

[steel sapphire]

What about the times I don't write

I just started

[candid cloud]

Maybe.

[steel sapphire]

Thanks bro

I mean y'all can miss my chit chat or yapping

Rite?

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-prime-optimus-roll-out-gif-20344420

[steel sapphire]

Wait what happened to your nitro

[candid cloud]

I don't have it.

Like for a year now.

[steel sapphire]

I think it's Mandela effect

[zinc wadi]

Sure, aslong as you dont repeat the same meme 50 times...

[steel sapphire]

Ya also miss me don't ya

[zinc wadi]

As I said

[steel sapphire]

Get your acc back man

[zinc wadi]

Discord said they cant help me with it, so im just gonna hope they read my reports and ban my old account

[steel sapphire]

Get nitro btw

Cosmetic moment

And consider

[zinc wadi]

I dont have use for Nitro, i'd much rather spend the monthly money for my range membership

[steel sapphire]

But if you get nitro

You can get tricks

This is what I have

[zinc wadi]

I dont care about anything Nitro gives me, I use the money I have to invest in hobbies I have

[candid cloud]

I would rather buy some food or even a game at this point, or invest in something, as Kira said.

[steel sapphire]

Based tbh but why you need a membership for a month

[raw orchid]

Real

[steel sapphire]

Crypto

[zinc wadi]

Its monthly payments for a membership...

[steel sapphire]

Real life thing or game?

[zinc wadi]

Real life

[steel sapphire]

Damn

@candid cloud if you invest

I suggest you to crypto

Or work

[candid cloud]

I would rather invest in a 2nd monitor or better PC for things.

[zinc wadi]

It feels like you arent actually trying to get people to buy Nitro, it feels like you just want to brag about spending 104 bucks a month on Discord...

[candid cloud]

For now I just want to get a new phone.

[zinc wadi]

104 Euros can buy me around 5 months of ammunition over here

[steel sapphire]

Boi it's in Turkish liras yk the inflation in turkey?

[zinc wadi]

Ohhhh...

Still, it feels weird that youre trying to convince people to buy Nitro

[steel sapphire]

I don't tbh

It's a suggestion

[candid cloud]

Or food.

[zinc wadi]

Then what was that literally 2 minutes ago?

[steel sapphire]

5 months of ammunition?

[steel sapphire]

I just asked you not force

[zinc wadi]

(We germans dont shoot 9mm)

[zinc wadi]

I said "convince". Convincing is not forcing

[steel sapphire]

Oh

[steel sapphire]

Y'all do

Y'all got mp5 around

[coarse rapids]

You shoot coal

[zinc wadi]

Not every week at the local range

[steel sapphire]

Y'all got sick guns