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touhou daughter
ong
touhou daughter, undertale son is gay and will 100% be into skeletons
girls
oi,what's wrong with skeletons ? Skeletussy is some of the best ussy you'll ever have
but, where is the ussy, its just bone
decomposed

Playing my childhood game rn
SCP Containment Breach
The Remaster looks so terrible ngl
do the normal one
Jerma
Oh that game
Made by the guys who made barotrauma 
Real
I have returned
Gyat
Anime
@void kelp don't post that stuff
Okkkk sowwy
But why tho lol?
Sexism
Oh are you referring to the woman lore gif lol?
I thought you meant boykisser gifs
I protect Gotham(stoc), I'm justice(helper), I'm batman (Addeicy)
Yeahhh I will refrain from being sexist (based) I promise (literally 1984) :3
Literally 1984 confirmed
Real
Hey lars
Hello
Do you have server that has emojis?
Nope
Especially stalker ones
Dw I consume nitrogen
Send cats @teal oracle
@ripe merlin
I will not pay the IRS a cent
Do you have servers that has stalker emojis

@ripe merlin anyways
Got server that has emojis
BATMAN?
Cat but based
STOCman
huh
COC 🤤
not this tank, this tank
i should get his physic
small legs, big muscles
🤨
Nice
this video goes so hard
much love from STOC server
I hate hunters so much it's unreal
eid mubarak
lock him
" my new jail is shame, my new jail is shaaaaaame "
💀
He but bigger
god damn it my fuggin coffee machine broke
it melted, im gonna jump💀
how does a coffee machine, made purposely to recieve alot of heat to make coffee, melt by sun
Eid ruined 😭
The plastic outside?
lmao
the button is plastic as far as i know
the rest is metal plus plastic, but its not any plastic its plastic that holds heat or doesnt melt easly
i opened the window for 1 hour and 40 mins and it melts
indeed
Coffee machine: "Fresh air??? Hell nah, I melt."
it was 6:50 am anyway the sun wasnt fully out
its 43c, its gonna be more later on
awesome
Yea. Time to make a coffee by yourself.
Nevada? New Vegas reference?!?!?!!!!?!!!!?
not new vegas, its big car
I know nothing about cars lol
Yuh-uh.
.attempts 13
i bet i can do it in 1 attempt
Imo.
dam
i drive in real life, just give me a wheel its gonna be easy
Tbh, there was an option like: JESUS TAKES THE WHEEL.
i gonna portal 2
im gonna rizz up glados
Real.
@candid cloud there's no way he made of 44 piece of kv1
she had to lower the celling for me thats how fat i am
Og brainrot on top
huh
fr i loved watching these
I used to watch homemations
whats homemations
Which is the creator of this tank made of 44 kv1s
YouTuber
isnt kv1 a russian btr or something
It's tank
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Новые мультики каждую неделю! по ПОНЕДЕЛЬНИКАМ , СРЕДАМ И ПЯТНИЦАМ !
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Цели
Нас 5000 - 22.04.17
Нас 10000 - 18.08.17
Нас 2...
@bitter hearth his YouTube
Ik it's Russian
If I doubt
It can be Ukrainian
He is + cartoon.
Anyways
It should be canon on wot
So I can fire 23 cannons once
(You need whole crew)
No.
It would be okay if there was two turret tank event.
what
vagina
I don't even know 99% of Jojo
all I know is Dio, the world, some josuke guy etc. and apparently there a a lot of gay characters iirc
didn't Jojo even had Vaginas in the first place
then don't make me know if you don't want me to
don't mention
👍
The meme is about the band Kind Crimson. There's a character called King Crimson in JoJo. Sadly, more people know JoJo King Crimson lol
anyways https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/1c06t01/ravenholm_melancholic_atmosphere_test/
anyone thinks this works?
I only know one Crimson
Hmm?
Who lol?
@urban coral this mf
I do not like this it is ungodly and cursed
#🤨┃stalker_memes message @void kelp from the way it seems, it looks like this is an unfinished feature of Snork climbing a pole, as you see, the snork started levitating as soon as he got to it
It is the work of a heretic and shall be destroyed in the name of the emperor of man kind
Why lol?
I mean yeah it's cursed
But why don't you like it?
Femboy.
who?
I’m guessing your gona follow it up with a who asked or smthn
Unless your being genuine
What's wrong with that?
Or its the brainrot
Skibidi Toilet reference???
Snorks just be snorking
wait wha-
I don't understand you, very cursed? What is cursed?
meme, somebody?
Oh this is
aaaah, now I understand
meh
btw what you think of this?
You haven't answered the question @crystal lagoon :3
What question?
What's wrong with femboys?
Oh i forgot about that
I must find it very weird what they do, guys dressing up like that it’s kinda messed up in my opinion
How is it messed up lol?
A guy wearing tights and a skirt and then acting all feminine and weird that’s how
That isn't a reason lol
Exactly
You live a weird life it’s yours still weird but yours I just don’t want to have to see it
But I hope you realise that wanting to destroy people based off of personal decisions that don't hurt anybody isn't ok. It never is
Who said anything about destroying people
I never said anything along the lines of destroying them
Right.
It’s a warhammer related joke
are you asking waht is wrong with a hyper sexualized and hyper degen internet brain rot practice
Ha he gets it
Easy misunderstanding but it’s a warhammer related joke
I know it's a warhammer thing. That doesn't make it ok regardless
🤦♂️
You kids need to stop watching Andrew Tate lol
Oh he wasn't kidding it seems
if you have kids on the internet,god save them
It's nothing about acting cool or watching influencers


I don’t he’s pathetic in my opinion
No he’s not
I thought so until I read his bio
from what I heard about Tate is not very good
he doesn't seem like he influences on public good but selfish one
Andrew Tate is a snivelling little creep who's involved in human trafficking
I wouldnt show that to anyone
and "asserting dominance"
Tate sounds like a drink to me :)
If you mean "that" internet yes
I have developed my own thoughts and beliefs without stupid influencers
It's not internet problem but problem with humans itself
Tate is bad in pretty much every way lol. I'm glad that you're all smart enough to understand that at least
nha
you shouldnt even be allowed to get social media until youre 16
preferably 18
´lock it down
its brain rot
and that's what I mean by "that version"
but at the same time I went offtopic
Yes but we still don’t agree with things like femboys and the things like oversexulisation that come with them
Yeah kids shouldn't meet people online (looking at myself btw...)
🫵 go do homework or camping or sumshit
lol I don’t get why it’s that big of a fuss tbh
Yeah but I assume you're perfectly fine with women dressing and acting exactly the same lol
Talk with who you want just be safe
you're such a good mentor Vasim 😊
No matter of fact I am not
who says?
It is wrong for anyone to act that way
but the difference is, that clothing was meant for women
any kind of internet brain rot is still brain rot
I Think he is starting to generalise
so is skibidi toilet? Despite not being aimed one?
(not using as counter argument, incase it sounds, being offtopic af again)
atleast he isn't violent about it so we shouldn't as well
right end of topic before this goes out of hand
What does that matter? Sexual content is sexual content
I think it's best that we leave this now so it doesn't go bad
we have nothing towards you and shouldn't
I am from Poland
I'm Australian
Question
Im Norwegian
Ha same
about Australia
Sure
Apparently like North West is like hella wasteland
but only the coasts to Southwest and south are inhabited
I could google, but asking if you know why
or is it a "wasteland"
Kinda interested in Australia tbh
I’m half Australian half Italian but my culture derives from Russia as I was born and raised there
Reason: Bad word usage
Thank you!
You were raised in Russia?
Yep
Hmm okie
Jeez so little weapons HL2 has
Lovely place and if I had a choise I would of never left
but I Guess that's what makes them more iconic
because of "that" event?
No I left when i was young
aha
The nature's nice at least lol
I like How Slavic countries are so beautiful (in my opinion) but so shit to live
yeah the people to, my friends and i also like the architecture
especially Poland and it's... economy
lol
Slavic countries are also pretty good in terms of nature and that
but what a great game
Nature in general is great
oh did i forget to mention the food
I love how end of the world it is
cause im hungy
The food looks simultaneously really good and really bad lol
That's literally one thing I like about Half Life
because to be honest
I don't like HL1 gldsource
HL2 I like because it's end of the world
To me half life is boring
not BAD but boring
the vibes in half life do be awesome
they might not all look the best but when you have it you will miss it 100%
i love the feeling when you are playing a map with sounds in the background yet you are all alone
ah just in time!
or the slavic buildings in the distance
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/1c06t01/ravenholm_melancholic_atmosphere_test/ what do you think of this?
I did this
when you play half life 2, like dark canals, the slavic buildings in the background
just watch the video and tell me what you think
That's what I would think lol
its an awesome feeling that i cant describe, like the vibes playing half life 2, sometimes everything pauses like the time stops and there is that vibe, no zombies no shooting no gaybine
One polish soup that I eat, it's good but looks so bad
are cow's guts
yes, cow's guts and it is less disgusting than you think, infact it doesn't look disugsting at all
we call that dobara
It's not surstroming level of course
just, it doesn't look good so much for the taste
where you from
its either sheep or cow guts
algeria
plus some bits of organs like liver or lung
algeria isn't slavic is it?
btw will you check this out emissison?
Sounds interesting I guess lol
its not slavic
its arabian
but yes algeria has alot of similar dishes
like baghrir
wich is a russian thing i think
so speaking about half life
does this feel atmospheric?
it does
yeah borsht to me is the best
I need to try more lol
the mask touch and the breathing is very awesome too, adds to the vibe
and the music?
the music finishes the vibe, but i would enjoy it more if it was just background noise
kinda like that one part in halflife where the gman is in a tv with a creepy music?
what map is this, this looks awesome
so what I tried to do is
You know how Combine took over the earth and like 20% of humanity has remained?
I wanted to capture the sadness of a bygone age
How society collapsed
Everyone's livelyhood, pregnant women expecting their child, families together, love and relationships made, plans, dreams, all gone, because of a orange rock...
yeah the video shows that very well
i dont know whats the vibe called but you made it happen in this video
one of my favorite parts was the highway chapter, that also shows how the combine sucked most of the ocean, how foggy and gloomy most the chapter was
ravenholm was the best part tho
all I can call it is, the end of the world
it really shows how the combine did damage to humans
and this is why I love Ravenholm for a reason I wish more people picked up upon
where a lively town became a hellish nightmare
Ravenholm isn't just scary... it's f*cking sad, and the reason being what I mentioned
it looks so beautiful yet so grim at the same time
all the darkness and woe forgotten just because of the colour pallete and layout
yeah, the first look gives off sadness and shows how bad it is, just from starting the ravenholm chapter
where you first walk out and that creepy/sad music starts
Ravenholm is as ugly as the most beautiful city in the UK but it is still beautiful in it's ugliness
it just highlights the pain and damage
it doesn't highlight the bygone age part, to me atleast
because that's, the biggest pain
not the massacre, not the zombies
the society lost
and I really wish more people picked up on that
because that's what nails the feeling of it
not just the fear factor
true, its also intresting how old it looks like sometimes, like as if it hasnt been taken care of in a bit
Ravenholm is a
classic
and it perfectly highlights the end of the world theme
you got nowhere to lay low, no safezone to be part of
unless you make one
like Novosibirsk in Metro Exodus
you have nowhere to lay low
Fr
and that damn moon LAYS the atmosphere, it NAILS it
poor grigori just trying his best to take care of it
I hate headcrabs
because they don't kill you
They take control of you, force you through pain to tear out your own body and you don't even taste the "organics" the eat after they kill someone with your hands
and the host is forced to shamble in boredom pain and despair
Boredom is the worst kind of punishment
and Headcrabs will make you got through it
I abhore them
another reason why I hate them
and through all that, the headcrab makes you still alive
crowar* click_leftmousebutton
Finally a mod that makes headcrabs one hit you
yes, I want to feel how vile they are
i played half life, an uncountable amount of times literaly, like i could easly say more than 1000 times, cause i love it, i tried it with diffrent mods, normally, challenges like playing through the game with only grav gun and what not
head crabs rarely, extremly rarely, when they hit me
so this mod would make them kind of hard and makes you aware not to be hit with them
I like half life but only half life 2 and episode 1
HL1 and HL2 ep1 are boring
It's not bad
but it doesn't interest me because like I said I don't like the gunplay in both games
you mean you hate half life 2 episode 2
no, one
because the beginning isn't as "monotonne" as Ep 1
honestly, I may be the most anti-half life player ever
Because I think HL2 is better
and anything else is boring
and gunplay is not that interesting (it doesn't actually suck)
so... I may get killed for that
I think you hate me now
great :)
emission?
I have the same opinion as you
oh sorry i was talking in vc
Oh I thought you started to hate me
no lmao
do you think the gunplay is boring like I do?
the gameplay isn't, what HL2 is aimed at is great
In HL1 or HL2 ,
Both
but I think HL2 does it better, especially with ragdolls
but I excuse them for being dry for their age
i like half life 1 cause its nostalgic, it shows you how a crisis is gonna happen and it shows you that you basicaly fugged up
episode one was awesome, episode 2 i loved cause of the nature
Certainly an Improvement over HL1 but HL2 isn't about the shooting;It's about It's narrative
After playing Arma 3 with heavier ragdolls and Insurgency sandstorm, I don't like any ragdolls in games that isn't squirming and stops when it's shot in the head like in Insurgency
i love, really love half life 2, it shows you so many things
mostly it shows the end of the world vibe
one thing I don't understand
is How the F*CK I had no idea what was going on the first time I played it in 2018
Because as a matter of fact
I played HL2 first
HL2 episode 2 was always a personal favorite;the better environment
Episode 1 is good aswell
until early 2023
and I watch a video...
holy f*ck now I realise that HUMANITY is about to extinct in the universe
a big factor is ravenholm, but there are other parts like canals and underground tunnels, highway, the canals and the sucked up ocean
I had no idea combine was like an alien thing
I seriously had no idea
half life 2 episode 2 shows you hope with nature being around, not much combine stuff and what not
and i loved that, its all trees and grass
The Sentinel is another personal favorite of mine
That large building in City 17
Where Wallace Breen is
citadel
Yes
sometimes when i replay half life i like to sit back and look at the citadel from behind move
Citadel
like in water hazard chapter, where sometimes you can see it from afar moving and drones coming out and inside of it
yes, it shows you how alien-like their buildings are
The building fees alive ngl the way It moves
i loved that chapter, novaprospekt is also my favorite, like how they edited a human prison to become a combine checkpoint
The only thing I liked about that chapter is the antlion army you command
I hate you
it really does, specialy when you go on that swingy thing and get taken on a trip around the citadel
Never was a fan of that chapter idk
lmao can't even kill it
true lmao, imagine taking a large combine checkpoints with just a shotgun and an army of ants
The environment felt so linear
HL2 is a linear game too but never too linear
the first time i played half life 2 was a few years after it came out, i was 6 or 7, i saw it as fun haha shoot zombie alien man game
Not to mention those annoying senteies
and then i replayed it again and started getting the lore
i started seeing the scenes it gave you, the sadness it projected, the pain it showed and the the damage done on humanity
the first time i realized those blue laser shields made them non prudocing humans was crazy
there is a mod i recommend you check out, its called swelter
its basicaly half life 2, but in the middle east
it shows you what happened in the other part of the world when the combine invaded
its honestly awesome
the most annoying enemy for me was the shotgun combine, the poison zombie
i love halflife
we should do gmod sometimes
I'll see
@coarse rapids what you think of this?
Y‘all got any song recommendations
ohhh boy yes i do

pretty much everything from metric https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jiQ1QpNSkA
Metric "Speed the Collapse" (Official Lyric Video)
From Metric’s album Synthetica
Synthetica available now :::
Spotify ::: https://open.spotify.com/album/2xbkLrXys1oVlp5fgTgwSJ
Apple ::: https://music.apple.com/us/album/576524635?ign-itscg=30440&ign-itsct=catchall_p8
Amazon ::: https://music.amazon.com/albums/B078V2PQLG
Metric Music Videos :...
you want only english recomendations or russian to?
ima listen to it
I don’t mind
listen to the most stalker music Молчат Дома its great
Лиззз and morphy are also really good
I can‘t write either
oh just write in english molcat doma and lizzz
You should try Lyube too then and Chernivoskaya hata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG9WIWQbn6g check this out
Ура, это новый альбом.
Ищите на цифровых площадках:
Яндекс.музыка: https://music.yandex.ru/album/27833418
Спотифай: https://open.spotify.com/album/71Lv5n0KxkIl5POWrzi8Zr
Youtube.Music: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lpcKaHzTig7w0nAQ3LUcyP-CC98OKBmro
Apple Music: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id/1712438081
ну и на других попробуй...
hey this is pretty good ngl
ima add it to my playlist
@valid jay damn metric is actuall really good got give it to you, thanks for telling me about them
lyube? lmfao 
Lyube? BRUH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10JLosp6-RQ this is pretty cool methinks
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Wonderland · Yakui The Maid & Ozoi The Maid
Wonderland
℗ 2016 Ozoi The Maid
Released on: 2016-06-04
Auto-generated by YouTube.
moose 😨
ROBLOX
@void kelp
truckfighters,earthless,The Sword
the sword indeed
My spotify favo +
Video game OST’s are straight fire but I feel that you only enjoy the OST’s of game that you have played and like otherwise they don’t have the same feeling
true
Sup bro
Me when the Tiger 1 appears besides the Church and i hear a 1870's beat (BF5 reference)
Lol
Never played battle BF but have played warthunder
Yaaaayyyy I have a doctor appointment soon to see if I have cancer or not
No matter how bad life gets, I’m still happy because I’m not French
MOOSE
NEXT
10 MILES
Damn hope it’s not
Ha or British
British and French both suck
do you know you can have a surgery that prevents you from ever becoming french
I’ll have to think about it
Guys I sent a picture of my bird and I’m afraid it’s gonna keep sending because I can’t delete it
Where's Skif?
He nuked Venezuela
Based
Love those
How about Max Payne 3 OST made by HEALTH?
ULTRA BASED
Payday 2?
I knew I’d get some disease from eating everyone eventually
I did NOT think it would be liver growths
untrue! (only partially true!)

birt
that room looks tiny af from how the bed and chair in themself are
looks like 6 sq metres at most
car doesnt like being watched eeping
what is this, some kind of role play?
She is posting Images of cats doing stuff.
But she says cars instead of cats for the funsies
Chair will be under the desk
no its just posting cats

but hes talking about cars
you did NOT call him she
Sorry, I just said whatever came to mind first
i dont mind anyways
Now that I think of it, its probably more efficient to say "they" when I dont know what someone goes by
man really felt like burning cash today
Car

It was on sale
-26%
King size
Some1 voted for deez
Having two jobs is weird. On one end, I'm selling guns. On the other end, I'm still selling guns. One day I sell a few grand. Today it's 25k worth of stuff in one shot
Ok
It was me 

@neon vale
Hey cartman
Can you give servers that has emojis
@bitter spruce epic combination
what
Marked one+sugarcoat
okay?
what does that have to do with me + it looks stupid
why did you use roblox lmao
Idk

Tanks
what
I meant thanks
thanks for what
For saying that I have big brain
I consent
@pearl fractal @rancid trench @void kelp @icy pebble
💩
Real
Naughty :kek:
Reason: Bad word usage
my Immune system went downhill after ramadan
Thats normal, Ramadan often leads to temporary weakness of the body and immune system
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Bad word usage
jebi se
Ramadan can also screw up your sleep schedule.Staying up all night for Sehur(eating before Dawn/start of the fasting)
Yeah :<
Thankfully school doesn't work during Eid Mubarak
so no school for 5 days

Joe Biden

Yes
that looks so uncanny ngl
Slay.
If anyone sends a Mr.Incredible meme after this;you'll recive the 12 gauge from a AA-12
Ngl Stalker needs that gun
It's such a good shotgun
Lymansk Time Machine be like
top ten gooby woobys….
I‘m buying like 5-6 Games but only spend 45 bucks💀 sales are crazy rn
-185 Dollars of my order 💀
woah
good deals!!! get slime rancher
Steam?
I could spend another 150 bucks roughly💀
Guyyyyyss
Just as a heads up you can get Earth Defence Force 4.1 for a dollar on Humble Bundle: https://www.humblebundle.com/games/earth-defense-force-friends-unite?partner=ggdeals
ends in 3 hours
yeah😔
Noice
Ikr
They are being mean to meeee
Whyyyyyy
yesss
Idkkk
damnnn
I‘m not on steammmmmmmmmmm
nooooo
you gotta clap back sis
i love planes 
ikkkkk
some GA rep out here 

Stalkher
Real
Fake.
Dam.
Shush faker, you are fake
If I'm fake, so you are a schizo.
Playing Operation Flashpoint:Dragon Rising
can't wait to move on to Red River(my childhood game)
Red River sucked ngl
They both kinda sucked, dragon rising dlc had a couple cool missions but I remember one was just a tour of island letting you actually explore whole thing but without enemy, i think they finally got delisted because Bohemia holds rights to operation flashpoint name
is this how you say good morning to a mf

i just woke up
we all are that's what makes us stalkers
Oh Operation Flashpoint
which is now Arma Cold War Assault
since the split up I always thought that Arma became two exact same games
just with a different name
yeah I heard Operation Flashpoint Dragon rising was shit
it looks like Arma on consoles
@shy narwhal

this is the most slav gamer setup i seen
based
wdym
so you see it has partitions but it doesnt show as a disk in my file explorer
im supposed to have 4 disks
IT FOKEN WORK
FREE THE LOCAL DISK C.
Find uwu.
||Took me like 10 seconds, it's the pizza slice with UwU face||

my reaction to that
I love uzi
Have you watched ep.7?
go get some space man
nope
im gonna watch it if I have timeeee
I'm usually busy
L O A F
@ripe merlin @raw orchid @teal oracle
Loaf!
Sadge.
dw I'll watch it
btw where you watch it from, like what platform
YouTube, mostly.
ghost runner is the free weekly and ive heard its an epic game so ima go play it should be fun
Do not forget to install more RAM for a better gaming experience 
My reaction to that
yeah i got a laptop :/ guess i can just install free ram from these promising website:)
that storage is in the size of caseoh

No moving until LOAF moves
fr
Our cat favorite toy is a old phone
the: ☎️
but with the round thing to put numbers
I never used one
counter strike competetive sucks
Scp sl 
this dude, killed my whole team, with one mag of ak, one mag, he didnt even pass 15 bullets
all headshots
R6 ranked sucks more
r6 is a game i used to play along long time ago, its nice from time tot ime
kibty!!!
👍

Let's goo
No.
finally
Fr
Incest game is hard ngl
Not as hard as Signalis but still.Puzzle games are hard af
are bosnian?
Yes
blocked
Tell them to go f-
Yeah i wounder the hard part
bandits:
The hard part is the puzzles themselves
this cat is so talented, it can play several instruments using only the harmonica!
there was a meme of it playing the Stalker Harmonica
I have that
can i embed a medal clip here,,
Idk what that means but... do it no balls
Hand it over free pass over the bridge
okey
5 Views. Watch unattended 10 year old on an ATV lore and millions of other Voices Of The Void videos on Medal, the #1 Game Clip Platform.
oh hey it worked
Pleasure doing business with you
i wish my cat could do that
Watch AAHHHHH and millions of other Voices Of The Void videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
instead he keeps ruining the coco leaves

would draw Major Kuznetsov Mewing
valen lurks
valen appearance
The fog is here
the fog is coming.
hold on I gotta try something (lets hope I dont get disintegrated)
i don't know why intel came into mind
never seen someone happy about polls
How the
hope i had such excitements
oki, just wanted to try it out
I keep seeing this thing everywhere
what's it's origin
a show called Murder Drones
Please send a text message if you going to explain last time you send a voice message you sounded like the voices
Same mfs that made The Amazing Digital Circus
Glitch
I will go make something to eat
I consume nitrogen
but hey,kids shouldnt even be on the fucking internet anyway



