#💬┃en_offtop
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LMAO.
Just open Steam and see how many games are out there
TF2 and Half Life are on console
Pretty good?
Just putting it out there
XBOX
We all getting too mogged by this guy😭

I know. It‘s not something i‘m interested in when 80% of them are filled with cheaters
And PS
TF2 is non existent on console
Was real, until EA shut the servers.
I had a disc with TF2 and some Half Life games on PS3
Look up the orange box and then roll over
What? That's not true, there are SP games
Yeah that's what it was called
Orange Box
I mean that it's dead
I know. Most of the games are online and most of the games are filled with cheaters too
Another exclusive is coming to the pc noooo!! 😡
That's not true
Look i don’t want to continue arguing
HELLDIVERS 2
You‘re just going to prove my point
Don't throw random words without even knowing what you are saying

SCP:SL, Gmod have almost no cheaters
Who would cheat on Gmod 😭
I would because I can AND I WILL
What
My main issues with console are the following:
-
initial price is low but games prices are HIGH. Paying $60 for 6 games and that's $360 already.
-
I don't like paying for the ability to play online, on top of the internet bill that already exists
-
I don't like how exclusives are a thing for consoles, I'd be more forgiving if PS/XB had "console exclusives" and not "PS exclusive" or "XB exclusive"
I should also mention, you don't NEED to spend $700 on a PC, despite what the marketing might want you think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsbyPF8aUGg&t=36s
I really didn't want to buy Elden Ring again...so I built a whole new PC instead. Enjoy :)
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Cat?
Me.
Shit.
no cat?
I love Steam+
No cat :((

I spent $100k on cases
bad
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I've built TWO Pcs for ~$450 each (includes taxes and shipping costs) that I have yet to sell 😅
$3500 is enough for the most powerful PC to play the latest games
(because I haven't listed them yet)
bro 3.5k is total overkill
I work out at the pro gym He goes to in Columbus, Ohio. Through my older brothers friend I know him.
I think $1k is overkill
$2k is top tier, anything above is just burning money at a serious rate
Imagine a person who sat on 1050 10 years mmm
It's better to spend it once so as not to regret it
Boogaloo boy typa fit
Yeeee
what the hell are thooooseee
HeyDudes
Do you want to overthrow the government by any chance?
it's insane how well the 1080 holds up
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I went from GTX 750 -> RTX 2060 -> RTX 3090
Is it crazy? I know a real life meme.
"Together we are stronger" ahh shoes
3070Ti
Ryzen 5 5600x
32 GB 3200mhz RAM
Yeeee
I'm thinking of taking 4090 or waiting for 5090

The fit is fire though, hawaii shirts and camo cargos go weirdly hard
unless some crazy new tech comes along
Drake ahh shoes
You are thinking of deez nuts
It's worth waiting another 100 years
Swing, swing, swingaling
need me one of those system shock 2 psy-amps
How did he Jack it? Shit had hella bend
Shit had it's own gravitational pull
3090
i9 12900K
64 GB 3200 MHz RAM
What?
I should steal your pc
Shit was hit with a gust of wind
It is interesting how much from 5090 you will need to pay a kilowatt 
no babby plz no
Feeling the breeze
there was nothing in that thing😭 shit was about to fly off
If 3090 was cheaper back in the day, I would basically get that shit.
Cool like i said i don’t want a pc
I think I have enough parts to make a fully operational
2060
i9-9900
16 GB 3000 MHz
System
What is so bad about not wanting a pc
Take the 4070 isn't bad either
I paid like $700 for mine a few years back on an auction I bid on as a joke
I was like "well shit... might as well upgrade everything else"
But gaming laptops are terrible, they bask like the sun itself 💀
I already got the 3060.
huh
Yeah, I'm dumb.
war thunder
Wtf is RZA thinking about😭 looking like he about to turn into stone
1700 for a decent rig and ppl out here saying that consoles are worse💀
Usually it's because console players REFUSE to touch PCs, for no good reason imo.
Learn & git gud, ¯_(ツ)_/¯
yeah, a top of the line one
sometimes people pick up game notebooks thinking they're going to be fine, BUT NO!
What games do even require a 1,7k PC
PCs are like mechanical keyboards, you can pay $30 (more than your average membrane keyboard) or wayyyy more, it's an enthusiast's hobby
thats cute
now try playing any sort of grand strategy on console 
Y‘all really make everything into a competition 💀
Try to play AoE or Halo Wars, I would like to see.
more like; imagine taking pride in an underpowered system & a reduced number of choices
because im #1
emulators?
It‘s enough for me what do you not understand?
With a controller.
thats fine but ur overpaying for it bro, it ain't better
Why do you think we care?
AoE is available for Xbox and PC, as well as Halo Wars.
It kinda is if i don’t have to be uncomfortable playing the game
Whenever I turn on my gaming laptop my cat thinks a drive-by is going on outside
wow its tetris
what
how is playing on pc uncomfortable
The m&k
And there you can start doom
Special pose.
they're unfamiliar with PC controls/layout
ain't gonna get any more familiar without using it, imo
simply use a laptop and/or get a better desk
laptop 💀
i used to play vidja games with my shitbox laptop on a recliner chair
Dude laptop to use for games is dangerous
I used my laptop to play some games.
By the way, have you ever installed water cooling on your PC, and in general, you should install it
In Tetris
No.
(
HL2 and Terraria.
And WoT ofc.
Water-cooled laptop ☝️ 🤓
as a personal note, I dislike controllers for some games because it either feels too slow (good for precision) or too fast (good for looking around), with the middle ground being a bit too sensitive one way or another
mouse lets me go hella fast (snapping 180s) or super slow
i used to connect a mouse to my laptop and play tf2
Nah, I never have. I'm interested in it but the extra maintenance turns me off
I'd rather slap a solid air cooler on it and dust it every once in a while
non gyroscopic controllers will never be as precise because with a mouse you are using your hand to control, with controller it basically does the movement for you
There you need to top up the same water
I've been told that custom water cooling is dangerous because there can be leaks
I mean it should be fine as long as you actually double-check everything
and turn it off immediately if there is a leak
it's kind of like how PC building is technically lethal, but that's only if you're being a dumbass and disassembling your power supply & jamming your screwdriver into the fat capacitors
do NOT puncture/touch the forbidden oreos
the price tho
By the way, my laptop had a problem, the ventilators were making noise, I had to remove the cover, take out the cooling system and unscrew the fans and buy new ones
pay $10 more and get a top of the line air cooler instead
(or pay $10 less than that for the brown/tan version)
yeah, laptop fans & batteries are the first to go since they're almost always in use
might as well re-paste while you're in there if you wanna spend some extra moneys
By the way, there is a charger for the laptop, and the charging unit will get very hot, it's time to change?
maybe?
My friend's laptop does not charge at all, he generally sits with it only on charging and does not pull new products and even old games (2015 bought for him)
And yes, he's still with him, I feel sorry for him
Hey guys I need game recommendations? Any games that simulate what its like to be in a functional family?
Sims?
Well, there is a mod for the minecraft family
That is a good one but I played it a bunch
stardew valley?
They updated? I haven't really heard of that in like 10 years
stardew valley fans when you KILL THEM.
why tend to the farm when you can tend to the enemies of the monolith
yakuza is a lame gay game
i mean kiryu does basically become a dad
wrongthink
umineko 
Sounds like a dead battery lol
that reference does not ring any bells
actually higurashi would be funnier because more kids die
i do not read manga about little girls dying
coward
Tf that did not sound the way it did irl
i am simply normal
cowardice is a normal trait
i reread catch-22 whenever i need to read peak
no other book can say they have a character named major major major major
catch-22 is a novel about a self centred asshole killing people smh
Who has already watched the new golzilla now I will write a spoiler
what
@ripe merlin got any cat images or videos I'm feeling down today
see im lying because i havent read it
read it then
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the 1970 movie is good but doesnt do the book justice
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in the book the plane does not crash
the movie just does that 
still in the spirit of the book
Real.
Yea. That IKV will be some kind of a pain in the ass.
We dont speak chinese here buddy, we speak gods language American
ukrainian
Don't remember American English and British English becoming god's language.
I can already feel the speed of this monster

mmmm can i ask you smth in dms
?
Dead chat

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What was the problem?
Girls und panzer was a good watch
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Who
@neon vale awake?
no he is sleeping, do you have an appointment?
No but Its 5:35 for me
well i'll leave him a message
he'll get back to you in the morning
Good I actually gonna send this video
You boys live in same house
i prefer the term "office"
I think bff or bf
Partners?
hes the mailman
Job?
85714
Well what about you
85731
You're mailman too
we ride in dune buggies and can legally break people's windows with their packages
How did you get buggy
theft
Lmao this dude asked how to reinact the Irish Republican Army…
Romania
bro really just screenshotted his own post
Well ain't Ireland was British Jr.
@grizzled cloud Irish people just like brits
if you get away with it
With weirder accent
But slightly angrier and they all want to beat you to death with a alcohol bottle
All pub people does it innit?
Not just them
Those shits chucked Molotovs at British mp’s faces
Tbh I hate Brits bc they think they're better
One Irish man could conquer at least half of Britain alone
They literally having accent making them special
Brits ofc
all hands on deck, marked one needs attention
this is what you see if you walk near any store in ireland
and one of them is on cocaine
I support Ireland no cap
W
It's good
Mfs just wanted a republic but the UK thought it was the 1600s
They just attached to brits
And they almost ended a race
The UK is like that one family guy bit where the fat dude starves his family but the rest of the family is the other countries
Remember navajos
🐧
thats in my state!
They're real American people

Native Americans
Yall wanna know sum
yes i know what navajo are i literally drove through the reservation
Tbh they were good race
There is a Russian store that is more invasive than dollar general. It scares me. They took the dollar store concept and began colonizing Russian small towns
Ruble store?
It’s like
marked one, what are you talking about.
A weird convention for the pricing instead though
magnit invasion of 2015
Idk
thank you marked one
It's complicated
i really dont think it is
I mean British people almost ended Navajo race
Is it understandable
i dont think you know where the navajo are located
do you know where the navajo are
Don't send your Wii to Vietnam War
the british did not go that far west
Wiietnam war
the british empire literally only founded the colonies and thats it
they did not touch any other part of the americas
Btw I wonder what's your state
Well
They're still got bad appearance
they have nothing to do with the navajo
I mean their teeth
where did you even hear that.
Ik Brits are careless
also why did you single out the navajo
Which
going up to the counter at the gas station with two monsters, a bag of pork rinds, and a sleeve of zyn then dropping salamu alaykum on the clearly indian cashier
"this is the place"
the british wiping out the navajo 
Idk my dad told me about british
turkish education
going up to the counter at the gas station with two monsters, a bag of pork rinds, and a sleeve of zyn then dropping salamu alaykum on the clearly indian cashier
He said they discovered a land which is already discovered
and you immediately thought "THEY KILLED THE NAVAJO!"
Turkish education:insert stereotypes also we are racist
shut up
Kinda
am I wrong
yeah
I love turkey mentioned
How
Oh right
I forgot the drugs part
im black i cant be racist
mexican
Are you Turkish
AYE I THOUGHT YOU WERE WHITE
@neon vale you will get this
same
thank the lord im not
Yes
get this guy out of here
Cem ylmz yarım hayat
Good. Well, I wasn’t saying you were racist, I was describing Turkish education also known as liveleak and family guy played for kids until they become old enough to work on the streets selling kebabs
Well my apologies about navajo
well. im racist
Bro you should come turkey
come to arizona instead
And how a game gives us trojan and rug
Hell nah

Far af
Reason: Bad word usage
Anyway I brainwashed my friend by giving him a gas mask and letting him buy call of Pripyat
Dont ever think to come Turkey. We will be cooked before 2040s 😭
That’s crazy
Reason: Bad word usage
You will die unless you keep making crappy blank guns
Sorry I’m a bit profane
Dude
Kim?
Atomic
Your country is nothing without weird prop guns and industrial machining
Its still nothing with those lol
Ve sende türksün
ENGLISH OFF TOPIC
Hey
It’d fail without em
BRO
что

What did you mean with our guns
Where u from atomic
kansas
Are you atomic @bitter spruce
hell itself, louisianner
yeah
hes the nuclear man
im nuclear guy
Which state is best overall
Huh
We also use bixi which is pkm
@bitter spruce is kansas cool place to live?
THE BRITISH WIPED OUT THE TOHONO O'ODHAM
that man is from tuscon
idk probably
Best state is North Dakota, there is nothing
isnt real
It is
Reason: Bad word usage
Some mg that Turkish forces use
My veteran friend said usa government welcomes immigrants who wants to enlist marines
THAT'S TRUE WE USE PKMS
say goodbye to your current citizenship!
Execution date 08/06/2024
Only benefits of being turkish citizen is healthcare system
what do i have to do with this
Our arsenal
what
Least nationalist turkish
Knk ama bizde pkm ve dragunov var
True lemme cut my yapping
Stop speaking weird abbreviation language
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chill
YOU WELCOME🎉
What kind of name is turkey anyway
I ain't gonna tap that
Who knows
We didn't put the name "turkey"
Turkey in Turkish?
It's hindi if we talk about the animal It's türkiye if we talk about the country itself
who the hell names their country after a weird ostrich thing
Thanksgiving country
American or English
Its turkey in english bruh
We don't have şükran günü
Do you think we call it turkey
Spaceman — Today at 8:17 PM
American or English
American is not a language
I MEANT PEOPLE
True
Sukran deez nutz
who calls a turkey the "weird ostrich thing"

Am I wrong
Thanks to the deez nuts?
yes
yes. yes you are.
yes
Definitely
You both weird
Who
Three of you guys
I just gone far
Im definitely weird too but i dont wanna piss of yall
Well, ostrich thing with weird red ball thing and gobble sound
It's fine
do you know what an ostrich is
It's a chicken type
And it's served on thanksgiving
Yes. It looks like a short necked ostrich
Sal konusma dalga geciyorlar
Reason: Bad word usage
🧏♂️🤫
Mewing mi yapalım
and ostrich would kill you
No
Anyways
Just choke it’s big ass neck
It has 2 big ass legs dawg
you have never seen an ostrich
Remember that one cooking mama game which developed by PETA
He thinks Turkey is turkish word, what do you expect lol
It was a joke
Fasting?
Nope
Why
I cant
I can and having 8 day streak
Good for you bro
I'm him

Reason: Bad word usage
Who actually likes Japanese language
That country is held up by anime and always gets wrecked somehow
It sounds cool ngl
If you not a weeb no
But looks cool yes
It may look cool but if you’re not Japanese and you say it you’ll look like a mega weeb
you say that like an american speaking german or russian doesnt sound suspicious as hell either
vietnamese and malay 
I'm not but it's just opinions
@grizzled cloud @neon vale Its actually legit
How does German sound suspicious as an American, it is similar to English if you look into the words
Kamikaze banzai
How much is m50
200-300$
Bro dust mask is more expensive
What about gp5
5€
Gp5 looks way cooler but i dont think its comfortable
What about pmg gas mask
Whole thing is tight asf
Get gp 7
Painfully tight, but around 20$ usually
The Chinese clone can be cheaper and is better
Ur right but old school looks better 
I gifted my friend a pbf a few months ago, it broke when he took it off a while ago 😔
Drip or drown
Hello Everynyan.
Video from HTV3.
Better than heavy
Get an ip4m if you want the PMG aesthetic with the GP7 improvements
because german sounds stupid
What is that
Nein, “dumb” 🤓
Oh right
Got it for 30$
kattenknuffel
Dummkopf
Anyway, someone I know got his Russian gas mask shipped like this
Just got back
From nothing
@neon vale I can tell shes definitely osaka
Idk
Her face
it says cordon what below the brand logo? 🤨
Yea.
https://open.spotify.com/track/6ZJKiScaIdJ70XVKq5K73m?si=GA2aHNmsQTee54YbWEQsVg this song is unbelievably good
@sharp moss .
@void kelp @teal oracle

Fancy gp-5
Almost everyone got the kill.
Sucks third one is online only, no local hosting, it’ll be dead in 6 years
No offline at this point.
The director got fired from Starbreeze Studio, so they are waiting for a new guy to come or smth.
F, they could save it if they just add in single player missions and 4 player co-op
Once servers go out, you don’t own shit lol
Local I mean, and I think it originally only had a que couldn’t invite friends, that probably got a patch
Yeah, it had something like that.
its dead already
Wtf.
VI lvl and VII tanks vs only VI... Balance
2 heavies for enemy with tier VII, and 2 heavies with tier VI for us.
Hah. Discord made bad quality of the screenshot and I thought that there was two groups of VI tanks for enemy (first number is really similar to VI)
funny place
Based...
I miss when games where....e-e....EDGY!
Yo
Fr
Reason: Bad word usage
Is that a new indie game people are gonna make poopy memes out of?
what is
ignore him, he rubbed his two neurons together to create that thought
@bitter spruce this one
what makes you think its a new indie game

Is he stupid?
RESPECT
Wtf SoC is a week older than me
Yes
man i'm getting old
Everyone is.
stfu
Shut up
trust me, that ain't old
Me
Except without cigarettes
yeah you probably think its too late for anything
i aint apologizing
go watch your among us brainrot videos with subway surfers
Im turning 18 in 7th may😭🙏🏿
black hands
What
Real…
bro is tone5....
Too real…
i hope NOT
WHAT
WHY😭
ughhhhh
Wtf ban him now!
I need my unc in stalker 2!
your what
He too smart…
who tf says unc
every single person i know😭
We say unc to people like you
thats the most primitive noise the human mouth can make
You're the unc
hi nephew
Definition of unc right there
you know like four people
What xbox game
i dont guess

Is there lore reason that he is stupid?
Yes
Brain damag
@bitter spruce man sut up...
suit up gng
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@Jimms Tamer-Pico of Thugglin[OC] man sut up..
contagious
I
Wtf my aunt doing😭
She loves Ukrainian culture
Real…
aun*
They are so cute :3
(I'm replaying it on nightmare difficulty)
I think #⭐┃nospoilers_general is better place
thannxxxx
(And goodluck with stream)

Idk whether to cry or laugh
Why not do both
Craugh
love this thing
Is it a cat? A dog? A weird looking Hamster?
Gta
laughry
@candid cloud In the English branch there is a six-wheeler, is it worth taking it?
Tbh, I don't know, but it's much better than the light tank wheelie.
It has bigger damage and better armour, so you won't end up dying from one HE shot.
six eherler
do the solid shaker
yeah shake that shit
Just gonna say that the British wheelie tanks has bad enigne in the begging, later it will become better.
😭
@candid cloud do it!!
No.
calling the police on you rn
is that the galaxy from super mario galaxy in the chat???
nah I'm the new Samsung Galaxy s24 ultra
blocked
Prison any%.
Are LT usually the first to die? Let's honor their memory😭
what's your eye color
No, but they are pretty much easier to destroy with HE.
Not gonna mention the paper made AT-Arty.
what
shut up
Wrong gif 
lars blocked takigahura
Illiterate ass 
i don't speak annoying ass languages
Have you seen the AT-Arty with open base?
Unless HE in the back.
Halo
Hello.
huangkgkgkgnvnhmmhnnm
even the smallest can kill quickly

robocop
Yea.
Lamao)
Real.
Does anyone know where I can get a sniper rifle in shadow of Chernobyl?
Like a dragonov or something
got myself a new backpack
store where i got it had a trump sign in the front and maga hats
and a box full of confederate ribbons
even though its nowhere near the usa
that’s crazy, what country?
france
SVD: Widely used only by monolithians.
SVU-A: Used by Freedomers in army warehouses
Vintorez: Found in a house in freedom base in army warehouse for free
Hello
hello
I'm new so idk what's going on
en_offtop just happens
K
Ok one more question which is better. SGI 5k or storming obokan
@urban coral .
@candid cloud do you know which is better. SGI 5k or storming obokan
Idk.
idk i never used both tbh, once i got myself a vintorez, i never use anything
French does not have harsh vowels or words that require the tongue to do f*cking cardio, that man is spitting on you on purpose 😂

Didn't we all
I Had a Laptop
Hi Kuz
Told Sidorovich to make bad laptop good laptop
what's up man?
Sidorovich instead blew up laptop
the usual
Helped a friend online with a problem
Turned out there was a EMI between his monitor and keyboard
we both activated all nerd power and might
in the end the solution was just getting a new keyboard
It wasn't Software we tried on 2 computers he had
Of course
Everybody gangsta till kuben blisk gives you a f*cking vegemite sandwich
YOOOO
I understand man i really do
Goes hard asf
Can someone who played SoC help me understand this meme i found?
Please dm the meme
or can you share?
BTW does anyone know who at GSC I can bother to ask if there will be physical (disc) copies of STALKER 2? Maybe even Legends of the Zone. I have an unhealthy relationship with physical media, that's all
Dm‘ed
I can fellow soldier
I got helped already comrade
what was the meme
U so skipiti
a reference to THAT house in front of the bandit base in Dark Valey
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I have so much silly stalker memes
Frick im eepy i don't wanna be eepy...
oh the one that says only real stalkers know?
I can‘t speak Ukrainian but i‘m still spreading positivity to this one guy in the UA offtop chat lol
what guy
ahh yees
I‘m just trying to spread sone positivity
?????

sup
Get a life honestly why is everyone accusing a new account of being a alt💀 that‘s no life energy 💀💀
Long time no see pal


