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I remember that bi-
i did not make this video, it's just a reupload
original vid by Wirah, who you can find at https://www.instagram.com/samwirah

Yeah.
I don't feel that much should be said about the Metro series. Especially here
But, Metro series and Stalker Trilogy are both very great games
this is all very cool, but appreciate the dance
Very good! 
I'm still searching for this Roblox game
Believe me I feel
you included
💀
nah
bro really just went "nuh uh!"
ok
ok
Snapblox
Stronghold crusader?
American Conquest, Fight Back, and American Conquest, Divded Nation. For AC FB, its the Hawks European Warfare Mod, for AC DN, the Hawks Divided Nation Mod
Soldier
Soldier and pyro cringe
Me when I get critted by pyros and soldiers
i havent played tf2 in many years but the picture goes hard
feel free to screenshot it
Might as well move it to ❝off-top❞ before it becomes a discussion… 🤔
I'm a little worried…
we are in offtopic goofy
@candid cloud

Hey knuckle head! I'm talking to you! Bonk.
Reason: Bad word usage
Ngl one of the less sh#tty things about stalcraft

Age of empires?
let me DM you
When does Scar sleep? I feel like he's always lurking somewhere
He doesn't
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. protagonists depending on how you play could be the most sleep deprived characters in gaming

he doesn't sleep (in the game at least)
only one that can sleep in the game is Degtyarev
He needs rest and sleep... 
Well if he doesn't want to you can't force him
👉🛏️
If I throw a lot of artifact urchins
at Scar, will he sleeping ?
Do we know the price of the S2 Ultimate Edition pre-order? AmazonUK happens to have it listed at £320. Given how the official channels don't have pre-orders open yet, how likely is it that this is legit?
wait did it get delayed again
i thought it was coming out in april
Sept
I was also talking about the Physical Ultimate Edition and i've actually found a price XD It's listed at $380 on their official site.
yup they said "Q1 2024"
oh
Given how expensive it is, i'm glad i've been putting cash aside for it :3 I just happened to stumble on Amazon offering pre-orders already.
ooooooof. As time goes on, the realisation that I may need a new CPU gets closer and closer. I'm above minimum but not recommended.
Just depends what resolution and framerate they're targetting for recommended.
Lmao i'm stacked in the opposite way, 3080ti XD
🫠
Don't do that, it hurts a lot 
Sasha is cunning, he can get through the Emissions in sleep. As for me, I've to make sure to quickly evacuate based on the warning 
Give me some ideas on what i could [try] to doodle tommorow, I feel like it'll be a boring day so..
Two Union attackers against two Confederate defenders
Win conditions: 3/5 flags or rout
Simple instructions on how to install the game, and optionally to install the HDN mod if you want it;
- go to http://www.americanconquest.info/
- click the AC: Divided Nations banner
- find the english version download links at the bottom, this will downlo...
batman
That's a must 
open to more suggestions if anyone wanna 👍🏻 I just want to kill some boredom and challenge myself a little
you posted this just 2 messages ago
go take a shower
for what, for simping?

what else?
post it again.

Why can't you post the old Makarov at least
not this disgusting oil skinned parody
Why you simping a terrorist dawg

"I CAN FIX HIM"
Fr
Can't.
💀
This is you wanted??
New Makarov does look comical af
big ass eyebrows bruh
Old one looked lore accurate at least
Had two different eyes.
This one looks better imo
Always looked like Tatar Russian guy (I mean his birthplace is full of Tatars)
New one looks like a washed up vacuum cleaner salesman
New one is like Georgian escapee started to larp as Russian lmao
I don't think Georgians look as awful irl
Everyone bullying the new Makarov
Interesting fact! No.
Cause he looks bullyable
We don't (most of us at the very least)
Timing is everything 🤓
Damnit Faker
When you see his actor look like, you never bully anymore
Was planning to say "this new Makarov is so terrible that he killed the chat"
But you sent a gif


5 seconds /=/ dead chat.
dam
that is one punchable face
Captain America from Aliexpress
Captain Tax Fraud
Stop bullin the Bulgarian man
He just doesn't look like a terorrist. Not even close

Role like a "background pedestrian walking across the road"

I have worst joke that made by my friend, I dunno to post
Oh yeah? I have worse.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Why?
She didn't, she got vaporized by a semitruck after a few seconds
🚿

TF2 hath fallen 😔
@dim light I got an ultimate "dad joke" for you
What does 1 guy says to another guy, when they're both with ton of people?
What?
"What can we say about this guy? The ancient romans had a word for him: asshole"
I apologize but I simply do not get it 😭😭
I did say it was an ultimate dad joke
Google why Otacon prefers to be called Otacon.
Otacon chose his name because he was always alone
He just like me fr fr
Wrong.
He prefers to be called as Otacon, because it has nothing to do with the father, who called him as Hal Emmerich after a fictional character.


You are making me wish that TF141 just killed the dude in MW3
Makarov (old one) is amazing character, but a garbage human being
THAT'S FICTIONAL CHARACTER not real mf
Raul Menendez
In og is dead.
ahem
not this one bruh 
"No Gay Anime Femboys"
Day 3 - 08:40:50
PFC Joseph Allen a.k.a. Alexei Borodin
Helsinki International Airport
Helsinki, Finland
You could say he's hanging around

That's Aliexpress Menendez
Hanging on somebody's testicle?
We got BO2 remake but didn't get Stalker 2
Stalker 2 remake when?
Finland or Poland, there's really no difference
when stalker 2 is released 
I'm bored of Stalker 2, I want Stalker 3 already
When I get cancelled in shootmania.
What the.
Real
NASA is fake, Earth is oval, Moon isn't real. The landing was green screen
Kuznetsov we always kill you in SoC
@raw orchid do you wanna know what new Makarov has now? Look up his new PMC group, Konni on COD Fandom Wiki...
You should be having eternal slewp
I'm not posting here because it resemble as real PMC group's Logo that killing people in Ukraine. Literally New Makarov is this now, if you get it
Sleep*
We don't exist, somebody asked for the opinion,the earth is a burrito
Change o to u.
Calm down, it's called dark humour.
Yup, the mexicans are the first people on earth
no, I'm serious
And the Albanians
look at it
sure thing buddy
we totally believe you
I know it's called konni.
Albanians are aliens, they left their planet for a new one because their resources we're running thin
But I know reznov is a real character, which was toke from a real person 
Kek
Sure...
Wait...
You're divided?
The vials broke and got mixed up when ya'll were getting made
That Varna Wat made us fall apart from them
God made ya'll outta half slabs

I love Bulharskia
I wanna commit some No Russian of my own...
Shady government contractors my beloved
Why bro look like he in a zoom call
Donald Graves
you should not
Get ready for...
Ngl Graves in a suit looks pretty sharp
i hope u dont make nsfw renders
Sorry but I do
💀
Do NOT give her ideas
Do NOT
I will never ever look at Makarov the same again
You have ruined an entire franchise worth of games
okok I killed Makarov, that's ok
I want this Makarov back 
well, I have bad news for you

@thorn cove If I search up Makarov on R34, will I find your work on there?
You horny horny animal?
I don't post there
it's always secret for me
Mhm, ok. Yeah, sure.
You are an Avengers level threat
I am highly curious but also highly scared
What the hell.
I should stream on twitch after lessons.
why
You got the revolver already? 
Depends on the revolver.
That peacemaker old school wild west revolver
I don't have two pistols unlocked, iirc.
No 😔
With the incredibly hard puzzle
A friend of mine told me to ask him for the help, if I want to get the gun.
This one especially.
I hate the rifle grenades man.
Crossbow will be better, I guess.
What the duck.
"Snake, you don't understand, they are going strange and all. They are fighting about some guy named Makarov, but not the Diamond Dogs."
ive decided to take some drastic measures
cant find anyone who's willing to help me with a game issue so I have to go on global war discord and write stuff in russian using google translate
also had to somehow find the right channel
deserved
deserved my ass i put my blood sweat and tears into this >:(
it goes hard but it makes no sense
ib pc port go hard
guys your not supposed to add salt to the wound
oh i didnt even scroll up my bad 
Bread is delicious today. 
Have a nice day, everyone!
Yey
Kitty
Ye
I cant escape this screenshot

1984
i have no idea what this guy is talking about, how come no news about this? is google trying to hide something from me?
I think he didn't pass the vibe check
Yea.
virgin non-stoic cop vs chad tactical overreactive protestor
Good morning.
Do you know of whom you did the render?


Thanks
Idk if I can post that but
Why the table tho
the table is the altar of heretics
Could have killed more furries
F1
Based
If I ever want to see a straight line corridor of cars that gets shuffled around every 20 seconds I'll call you
Interesting.
Uncle Yar's English VA is the same as Sam's in Metro Exodus
Same goes Old Makarov's VA, he was in Metro 2033 and Last Night
Interesting common ground, "I" wanted to speak in a voice too
lol

I hope the topic of Metro series is not a violation here
solid jaw
No, no, it isn't
Thank You 
I like to imagine a friendly competition between 4A and GSC
4A made one of the first games w/ RT? GSC will make one of the first UE5 games!
Drinking buddy from same VA
And my friends
gw works


Bro is Steve Buscemi
btw @candid cloud I made this for you, since you wanted it
this pic goes hard
Also me: goes in sfm
I wonder if Steve Buscemi is confirmed as the face model for Uncle Yar…

All I need for sfm, atm, is: Venom Snake, Kazuhira Miller and the place.
futurama is best show ever no other show comes close
To my bulgarian friends here
lmao
Hello.
No matter how "benign" a faction is, there are hidden black shades and meanings behind its founding reasons, leaders, and members.
One should not judge an entire faction in black and white by looking at some of those things, etc.
I was invited to the server, so I jumped in, but I don't know how to use it, so I'm basically just observing.
c-ya.
What

imagine playing aimlabs
lol
and not just playing the game to be good
aimlabs is like getting a toy basketball basket to practice throwing
just play basketball
fr
theres a lot of stuff you must buy to have access in aimlabs too which makes it even worse

what
what is bro rambling about
He probably just wants to say something about the factions that exist in the Zone
@void kelp where do you RP? is there like an RP community for Stalker out there?
blud trippin'
Can't be a pirate in my pirate game
Mfw
So apparently, using a few seconds of Hamas Songs as a joke in Youtube gets you temporarily banned and permanently demonetised...
...I know what were gonna do todayyyy!
my new fav gif
AAAA gaming
So eepy...
wake up pal heres a 30mg adderall no sleeping on the job
He completed his nap in under two minutes
mans the greatest power napper the world has ever seen
pirate the pirate game
and?
It's not about playing the game
so you can't
you could
he doesn't know
It's about sending a message (sabotage their sewer system)
how you getting on ubisoft servers with pirated copy of the game
the rothchilds are paying jack to protect the industry
you mean,the guy who died
@coarse rapids btw are you enjoying pacific drive?
its p fun to drive in this Strugatsky like place dealing with zanny stuff,some lines are too on the nose tho
how so
"the guy" 
We are roleplaying as friends on our own server. Originally on Twitter/X

do you actually hate each other or something
ive not been reading all too much of the side story stuff but ive picked up hella data logs lol
some lines are written p bad,jokes,but nothing noteworthy
i mean it's there first game isn't it?
yah looks like it
for a first game
they knocked it out the park if you ask me
it's high enough quality they could have easily charged 50 dollars for it
its good
I'm still dreading the 70 dollar tag on dragons dogma 2
I like the first game but also it's basically an ill omen in itself
lower on other places
Strugasky like is the perfect way to describe those types of games
grey market websites
thank you for that
Excellent
people call them stalker-like when its just not
not Ubisoft approved behavior
I will clog the drains of every Ubisoft employee
i mean you more so gather materials in pacific drive
you are not really hunting for rare loot
what did the employees do to you
they just work there
GMG gets their keys legit though right? Might be misremembering.
no one does
hmm
99 percent of grey markets are selling stolen keys
oops
there would be no way to make money from it other wise
Counterpoint: funny
i should dm you a picture of my feet
tampico now on feet finder
alright you know what ill make you officially cool
np bro
he's speechless, he doesn't know how to respond
i've disabled him
he is terrified of feet
Not the bees feet
he preemtively blocked me
did he actually ?
idk
lmfao
should i try dming him a picture of my feet to test
Can I
rape allegation
Helo
hello marked one alt
It's not rape if you want it bby
wowza
Im marked one realt
In short, I am "mercenary Scar" and he's "Uncle Yar"
He's my friend
can you roleplay as my irl friend
It's okay every once in a while 
I gorfor
my good
your good
have that on a wooden plaque above a picture of Jesus
Wow, finally a kind duty member, you shall be spared
what
Uhh idk
Honestly we are tired of always sounding so religious

Stfu rock worshipper
Stfu bootleg military that looks like a neo-nаzi faction
How about you go on a duty to get some women hm?
Better than being actual npc
But nooooo
Like yall get any
Mf there ain't no female specimens in the zone
Everybody who enters the zone instantly becomes a buff gopnik
BRUH, he plays 2 game in one session
YOU JUST NOTICED???

I was doing this for weeks.
zamn
Makes sense to me
Bye bye ocean
taste the sun
in vanilla CS, is there the guy with a pkm in limansk?
must have been a mod I think
I didn't play Cs for longer than 2 hours
Reason: Bad word usage
lmao why
I think I most likely know the answer
thats the worst one imo
they have better aim than football players
why are you telling me your name
I am not the one here who hates the second best stalker game

Third*
for me its
- CS
- CoP
- SoC
why you putting that trash CoP at second
ew
Still better than swampland cloudy weather gameplay
says the guy who got filtered
🫵
Wolf is a c*nt
Ain't my problem
im assuming this is yours
- SoC
- CS
- CoP
yesa
- CS
- SoC
- CoP
respectable
I really liked the whole magpie thingy from CoP
💪
Shits fun
I liked SoC but it felt a little more outdated than the 2 others
Clear sky is bad to me because shit's not fun
That's because it kinda is
sounds like skill issue 
fr
Clear Sky is as good as player who plays it
I didnt play either of those
They're suffering but with extra steps
massive,majorly,innequivodically skill issue
Zone politics be like:
I mean I tried gamma and dropped the game quite early
and I thought misery was kinda hated by a lot
It's... It's hard to say the least
Misery 2 isnt good
rn my list of mods to play is as follows
- lfo
- GW
- dar2
- reborn
- gunslinger + sigerious
Why play GAMMA when you can use the old world mod Pack when playing anomaly?
its a bunch of mechanical dead ends with too many bugs to be good
Misery 1
why play anomaly when you could play smth good
True
Just play CS with SRP and leave the grenade spam enabled
increase it
Better graphics and animations
Feels more polished
Replace all weapons with grenades
that would be interesting
Grenades are a major part of my problem with cs
But
Counterpoint
Old Stalker looks sillier
SRP has an optional mod to remove the grenade spam
True
But I have already went through the trouble of downloading a mod
Might as well do a mod that looks somewhat good
True
LA1.3
looks good
as does Calm after the Storm
and many others
If I play any GAMMA-like mod my Graphics card leaves me and rents itself an apartment in another city
New Arsenal 7
Runs fine on my gts 1650
Shit ain't that bad
30FPS Max on my 1660
And it has framedrops often
Okay this shit kinda fire ngl
So I just play Old World addon, has 75fps (I capped it)
join C-Con server and download
Got an invite?
I dropped this game
Maybe its my CPU and not my GPU thats the issue...
Maybe
But my cpu ain't that good either
after I couldnt foken repair sid's tractor
I got an Intel core i5...
Ye
but I heard you can actually install like attachments on guns in NA7 which is amazing
Oh nvm then
you dont need to give him the tractor bc your progression in NA7 is very very speedy
That may be it
Generally, higher number = better.
Theres an Intel core i7 already
yes
I want an Intel cpu
Too bad I'm broke
is progression like vanilla speed?
Sids fatass ain't good for anything
most of the new areas and traders dont really matter if you dont actively go do them,except a few,and the progression is the same speed but with a longer track
Oh so kind of an arcady stalker
Instead of single player tarkov
stalker is already arcade,but yhea NA7 focuses an faster gunplay
You were dissing my English a few moments ago mate
alright
ill add it to my list of mods to play
🫵 and I will keep dissing it its a bad bad lang
I remember that game had a ton of fog
Türkçe konuşmamı mi tercih edersin bre dal yareak
is it always like that or does it clear up sometimes bc I like it when things are clear
Eng doesnt have many identifiers and specifisms and relies too much on context
It's time to sex
tis a p clear game Idk what you mean
well its been a while but thats good to hear
oh yeah Vasim, I got real bad news
what
I deleted NA7 to make space on my SSD and I played maybe 10 minutes of it
but I promise I will get back to it
lol
is that seven samurai
Sex is now legal??!?
I watched that when I was a kid
Of course Kratos did it hes greek
I believe so, haven't seen it in a bit
Time to sex
ought to rewatch it

epyc
Is that a threat
Now now I wouldn't stoop so low
I'm a dickhead
Not a monster
I remember so many of those Gus Frings memes now oh god
In the game??
Then undestroy it
Yeah, but thats just a game
Kyiv, not Kiev.
Nope ik it's Kyiv
Marked One, what the hell
They named it wrong
Ma guy I just pulled f for kyiv
Hai Vaduz
Kira spawned
Inded
Twice
Me when Anomaly lets me spawn trains
Yeah
Imagine getting banned after that

Another marked one 🤯
Marked Ones what the hell???
Lukashenko when Putin told him that he invaded Ukraine...
dude even has the audacity to put "The" behind marked one
how many ppl?
There are five Metro Rp-writers (Idiot, Sam, Ulman, Bourbon, Khan) and maybe eight Stalker Rp-writers (Marked One, Scar, Major Degtyarev, Tremor, Yar, Nimble, Ghost, Trapper)
ur friends right? so u know eachother irl or just became online friends
Yeah, they're buddies anyway
@void kelp are you a content creator??
Technically, yes. I make Stalker videos every 4 days but its on a small scale
Many
Daam
Reason: Bad word usage
Never heard of him until noa
Goddam 400k
Good
Unfunny zoomer content
Eh
I'm a zoomer so that checks I guess
Okay what are some stalker mods yall can recommend
Except for new arsenal
Shit didn't work for me
say
Reason: Bad word usage
Look at my gains hextor
Pałac Kawusi i Hot-Doga
I want this guy dead irl.
Least toxic Dota 2 player
quite funny
🗿
🙄
It is.
I have almost every primary for the medic.
Certified gun collector grinder.
I have like 20 hours in that game
and then I stopped playing
I remember planes are kinda hard to fly or something
I took control of one of them and this other dude was trusting me to drive well but I ended up crashing in the ground
I dont think he was very happy
They are not that hard.
W for speed.
S for brakes.
Better handling at slower speed.
Can we ban him
:3
Can we ban him too
:p
it was an honest mistake



@candid cloud
i just finished Verdun, it was so intense lol - we won as French at the Fort chokehold, but when teams switched we also won as Germans with like 10 men left, so much adrenaline
Bf1 full of that, and when it comes to the low number of reinforcements for the attackers, it's some sort of magic with capturing the point or winning the game.
Also I've noticed, if the enemy/or you as attacker has a control of one enemy point, it's not a loss, until the point get captured back.
I'm pretty much gonna suffer with unlocking guns for the assault class.
Destroy tanks with AT mines and kill players with AT grenades.
dawg
yeah… for sure
Smartest renegade
Stalker 2 won't have women
shame
Have you read it?

yeah
Why he looks like... Anyways, I cannot say that here
Btw someone mentioned LINUX
Like the OS?
W thinkpad
Yes
Best laptop better than macshit
Sadly LenOWO owns it
Lenovo makes decent laptops









