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Something happen to that cat I'm leaking nuclear launch codes to North Korea
That funny animal must be protected from harm at all costs
#🤨┃stalker_memes message @coarse rapids apparently An Ex-mojang (probably ex-minecraft) dev was part of the Anomaly Dev team
he wrote some retarded code and left it I don't know what it is exactly
and possibly the whole community is pissed becasue nobody can track him down and make him fix it

I remember somebody telling me this
and how utterly idiotic the meme is bc the guy didnt even code the trade screen
gotta truly be one of the worst memes yet tbh
how come
I have the balancing it does
I hate the script changes it brings
and I find the animations it has to be whole unfitting for a action oriented game
what is dead can not be killed
Tell that to my ex-wife
Your ex wife is a reaper I suppose hehe
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omg
She's more like a burer
Maybe Sauron? Dark lord with a ring 
In this case dark lady
Burer
Short and annoying
Tossing shit at me all the time
F
Someone should ban Junko 2.0
For?
He doesn't break any rules technically
His memes.
There's nothing to ban him for
Sharing sh*tty memes isn't punishable. If he annoys you so much just block him

bruh
Kek or cringe yall
Confusing.
What is it John?
NOW WE GOT A KEK RIGHT HERE BOAHS
😐
lol can someone show me the most various ui_ingame_potrets .dds there have ever be? 
Even NODATA is there
RAZBALOTEM!
VINOSI SVOLOCHEY
🚿
That's fair
I thought it was pretty funny
Mercenaries after shooting a rookie Loner because he exists
Can't say I've not done that
I still hate how you can’t take ur friends with you on certain quests bc u can only go in by yourself on some interiors in Stalcraft
You have huge issues.
The main quest?
Becuase I think you can do quests with other players
Just not the story
I’m pretty sure any quests that take you to a secluded interior you can’t actually bring your friend in with you
Like the minstrel fight
F*ck Im still mad
Reason: Bad word usage
The game is not fun after getting to red forest dawg
Like this one cave we had to go in and when we loaded inside the cave I couldn’t see him and then we realized it’s probably bc it loads in a separate instance or whatever
After that it becomes a shitfest
I’m still at the swamps I’m playing as a loner
Yeah it's a main quest
You gotta do them on your own
And the story progression in the game sucks megaballs
I'm a merc
Not surprisingly
I still haven’t gotten high enough to join a faction yet
Yeah it suck pretty much after you join
Instead it loses the very little fun it had
You just start mindlessly grinding
Lol tbf I already am grinding from the first moment I played the game
It ain't even competitive the combat system is pretty bs
I swear I kept dying to hackers or something cus ain’t no way they can kill me with a ppsh from 100m away
The game is a grind fest and a walking simulator
But it is fun until factions
Hell it's fun until you get up north
Haven't encountered one yet but apparently there's a bunch
Take 40 benadryls
Shit bro I’ve already encountered like 10 at least
Unless they’re just absolutely cracked
Nah bro, they just have good gaming chair 
Speaking of gaming chairs just assembled a new “gaming” chair
got the ps3 background
true
Wtf why are all ur apps like that 😭
the grid got boring

i have found the best video ever
mine is good, has 90's vibes
No more big ass taskbar.
Also I can hide desktop files, just one click.

i prefer a cluttered desktop
only reason i keep it somewhat tidy is so i can see the background
Olympus is having chess tournaments now wtf💀
I have those
Very comfy wallpapers
This goes hard
Reason: Bad word usage
Watafok
Stalker vibes
1984
Those are made on Bryce 7, a very old program that used for environment design for games.
Like Myst
It's 2x funny because I live in Bulgaria
Imagine I'm your border neighbour.
I'm Turkish
it's a girl
it looks like a sims character
illumination studios moment
CS2 looks just as good as sing 2 lol
when did i get a ramadan wallpaper
I was in Istanbul btw
At last, congratulations for your famous Bulgarian actor playing the most Bulgarian character larping as Russian Bad Guy in new Cod

xd
Well, it's coming brother. Like few weeks left?
Ps3 was better
i would consider trying to live muslim but eating halal would be a hassle
not even as a discipline thing but rather actually finding the food
nobody sells halal here
same with kosher foods
I mean
I ain't Muslim but I fast annually
Where u live
america 
Yikes
well, good luck
the only kosher/halal thing I know are Roshen cookies "For coffee"
if we're talking ready to eat stuff
i plan on going to every temple near me and deciding on one
Newborns in the hospital
synagogues, churches, mosques, tabernacles, etc.
I don't think islam allows for cannibalism
Newborns aren't human
They're basically too dumb
what is this face lmao
mwiii moment
especially since for some reason the baha'i manage like every nearby community garden
they are really prevalent in my state for some reason
other frames is more funny lmao
theres only like 8 million baha'i in the world
Makarovs honest reaction to hornyposters in #🤨┃stalker_memes
Guy is not suited to be a villian tbh
What's more funny, do you know? The voice acting in that scene
https://youtu.be/gudXodbzJ_s
Vladimir Makarov Epic Speech from Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 - 2023. This the the second Makarov Cutscene from the game, in which he meets with Mileena and deals out punishment to Ivan.
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From his face alone, he should have been a good guy lol
Yeah, in this point, he looks like some Russian Oligarch's son that has lotsa money to do some bad things.

"Damn that broken femur, anyways, I'm hungry, McDonald's?"
Lol true
New Makarov actually looks innocent
Old one looked pretty solid. You'd genuinely believe that he's a madman
This new one meh, looks like ordinary guy you can encounter anywhere
ngl he looks like the guy I have in my family

Lol
ask him how he feels about killing Soap 
at this point, it's "Sabun"
Give me a hot take
Lower weight and superior suspension setups beat horsepower and displacement

I don’t know enough abt cars but how is that a hot take
Cause modern day cars weigh like 1.5 tons +
I thought they’d way less than older cars which were made with mostly pure metals
Afaik
me looking at this chat
You can't be blamed for thinking that but that's the world we live in
Well it’s true that a car that weighs less but has less horsepower will beat a car that weighs a ton and also has high horsepower
It’s the reason why motorbikes I think can be much faster than a hellcat lol
Rimac Nevera with 2000hp, AWD and 2 tons curb weight is slower then a Dodge Viper ACR with 600 hp, RWD and 1.5 tons 
Motorized shoe with truck engine> EV hypercar
What a time to be alive
@sharp moss, hello car enjoyer.
Hi
MY EARS
Nice offer
oh hey you're back
I can have a Trojan horse rn
To eat or...
To invade rome
Bizanslı köpekler
Gemiler karadan gezer
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@restive oxide hi, what a you doing?
One of them thinks he's vova vist

@little arrow s new opponent
@thorn cove this goes hard
demon slayer is like the only game on my library that was affected by the steam interface change
Bro waste his money on a worst ninja storm 3 copy
😭 🙏
you say this like 30 bucks was a large expense
Sabun
Edirne sınır kapısı gibi kaşlar nedir bu.
Adam yakışıklı aga birşey diyemem
Sen nerden Türkçe biliyon
Türküm amk
it's over
I made flesh bacon on Russian rye bread with western smuggled mustard

why is the mustard smuggled
That is not very cheeki breeki of you
Should've made butterbrot
Bacon better
I will make that in the future
If I can find the right sausage to put on it
Nedense berkay akçay a benziyor
Bana göre Kerem Bürsin bu bildiğin.
Balkan edition be like
Also can you help me doing this
This mf thinks he's vova vist
bilmorum knk
Ama o bandit aynen vova vist

Pkm goes brrrrr
you can just about see it
France 🤮
Doctors sosig
I'm ashamed to say that I am in fact a highlander main
Hacı bu oyun ne
I can hear this bloody gif
its a core memory
Portal Radio 10 Hours Loop 05:18:48:09
anyone want to duet this with me
Deleted a lot of stuff on my phone (mostly photos). Went from 34GB worth of photos and videos to 1.3GB worth of photos and videos
👍
Today is good day to be not dead.
Pow! You are dead!
I have 12 gbs of songs on my phone
That is 300+ songs
Now that I type it it might seem a little too much
Probably less
I am very educated in the art of soundcloud rappers
I had over 11k photos n vids now I have just over 1k
And I don’t understand people who have over 100k
How long do you have the phone?
@void kelp GSC and US here trying to reach STALKER 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyDLy4IjQPY
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Almost 2 years. It’s a hand-me-down
God, 2 years for me are like 25 photos lmao
FAXX
💀
And heres me, who keeps maximum 20-30 photos and vids
Very good
I desperately wanna try Doctors sosig
But don't know where to find it even though I live in Eastern Europe
Grocery shop
💀
I shall buy out the whole meats section
@pallid dragon @raw orchid @void kelp YOU stop cancelling my browser tab brothermen
Another BSOD incoming
I feel it
Its Krezzing Effect bro. Not our fault 
Hehe sorry I needed your IP to locale the nearest exit to mcdonalds
👋👋👋
I’m in America and it still isn’t popular
Yes
? Not this year we got Taylor swift
She’s alright
I really wanted the 49ers to win
Every white girl from here til timbuktu is watching this shi
But I just don’t like football
Same but refs said otherwise
Facts
Day r survival
Every man a' king! Every man a' king!

Real
new Starsector update released
Starsector (formerly
@void kelp
Bruh
I dont think he survived

(I saw video where guy wasted 1000+ ammo on Dutch)
And he was still alive
+projectiles


This class is one big pig house
Faker you’ve uploaded that video 187472 times now 
I want to make some jokes but I won't
Ow :(
+PARRY
He got teh skills

Faker you confuse me everyday after you entered your ‘’metal gear’’ arc
You are not solid snake 🫵
What
You are pretty good.
Nice to be back
I read a bit while muted and I don’t get why people don’t want teens here like let them do them and if they want to talk let them
If they don’t get what we are talking about it’s on them
Hey lars
Hello
How it going
Good
Real
Great words of wisdom
I’ve been playing Helldivers 2
You 🫵
Should buy it
I saw it in steam but didn’t look into it
I will now just after I finish my workout
10/10 game
Massive server issues due to too many players but you can get in after like 2-5 minutes
It’s the classic “we don’t need a lot of servers because we’re releasing a game for a niche audience” everyone and their great grandmother buys the game
It won't run on my laptop

Let's hope I actually get a pc this autumn
That sucks
I'm a patient guy anyway
Yeah same
Is it possible for you to get 3060? Or 2080 Ti is much powerful than 3060?

Was good sparrohawk
bruh, are you playing this on 800x600 monıtor???
Handcuf yourself.


WHAT ARE YOU? A STATUE 🗿?
what
its one of Owls phrases
idk man
i also have
bug crab flyin
idk to tell what
also sometime bloodsuckers in yanov station too,lol
Techpowerup says it's 5% slower thsn the 3070
Didn't know that.
2080ti much powerful than 3060,but 3060 have newer dlss or sth more
Yes, 3060 is weaker but it is newer
Well, it's still better than Radeon 6850 HD.
It's my old gpu, in my old pc.
Wish we still had experience index

I ain’t reading all that
I ain't reading allat 🤣👌
@teal oracle Im gonna die lmao

Man get well soon
Of course you are.
Real
Famous last words
if you use °c and it's above 37 you know ur sick
I've beeb drinking a lot lately
if it gets 40 there is a chance of fatal death
Man go to the doctors
Or just rest and get well
Go get some sleep buddy
Lmao
Same
If you'd listen to my English you'd think I'm actually bri'ish
Imo bri'ish accent sounds cool
#markiplier #funny #fyp #idk #ass #inaccurateafton #yeehaw
scene from @markipliers Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe.
it's a mutated hybrid between a Kangoroo and Kangoroo
Since one of The Roadside Picnic writer is born in Batumi
Will u VA?
@raw orchid can do it then
Yea there is we’ll prob see some women in stalker 2
In lore there should be women but they probably don’t have as much as men in the zone
Not canon so no 


Wym anomaly is 100% canon
My bad 
Factions like Sin and UNISG are also canon 
It’s super duper canon
How the F, Serbian language is there but not Georgian language burh


Y not Georgian tho…
But I need to know who made the Turkish Language translate.
Nobody understands what race I am since I'm just part of Georgian ethnic race but most people know us as "Georgian"
Only Turks knows.

What Georgian Georgian are u
Laz-Mingrelian

Mingrelian and Laz are both Kartvelian languages that are spoken along the Black Sea coast in Georgia and Turkey.
They are closely related and are usually considered dialects of a single Zan language. However, some scholars believe they are dialects of the Svan language.
Mingrelian is an unwritten language spoken along the Black Sea coast in Georgia. Speakers call it margaluri nina and call it megruli ena in Georgian. Laz is an unwritten language spoken along the Black Sea coast in Georgia and in adjacent areas of Turkey.
Mingrelian and Laz have become differentiated mostly in the past 500 years due to close proximity and migrations. Some vocabulary has been borrowed by both languages from Georgian, making them a bit more mutually understandable.
According to gwegle
Yes.
10/10 info?
yup

Laz and Mingrelian are some kinda sibling race. Somehow I'm mixed with these two.
I'm good
Ahh ok so u are mixed with two ethnic groups where one is Turkish and other is Georgian?
👍
Originally I'm Georgian but since my ancestors moved into Ottoman Empire, after that they become Turkish. My family is trying to not losing the heritage and where we come from.
Heritage is important it keeps pride in people
Ugly cat
yup
Kung Fu cat
I’m Turkish and Iraqi mixed I can write and speak good Arabic and speak Turkish
Good, keep living your heritage.
Yea it’s hard when u live in a country like USA where u always have to sell ur heritage
Ugly cat
Your wrong
yeah, the worse place to live. Like they care about you but in reality they don't.
Ehh I mean it’s whatever it’s just hard when u have a bunch of people constantly telling u to do stuff that conflict with ur heritage 
In Europe they’d probably lynch me by now 😂
And religion too
But that’s a different subject ig lol
I'm not gonna say about those historic events they always tell us for reason.
And yeah same for that.
I called the other cat ugly, not this one
Sadly in USA learning about history is terrible here. They pick and choose what to tell students and make them believe what they want them to believe which is every country but in USA people are dumb 😂

I'm only sad about that my race is not known outside of Turkiye and Germany. When I talked to Russian friend what I am, they only knew me as "Georgian"
Damn that sucks. I mean I don’t know much about Georgia but all it took was one google search to know
People in Germany know?
Germans are smart
There is 2 Georgias, USA State and Country

Because our people moved there for Work need.
Same
Well my parents moved here I didn’t lol
Germany must be nice tho
I like Europe its much more tight knit
I don’t like eu laws tho 😡
Let's not talking about France
Ehh we can forget abt France
Id only visit for the Eiffel Tower
And maybe some food
That's radio tower bruh
nothing great
Lol idk I’d take a pic then dip 🛫
Didn’t they have a bunch of farmers clogging up all the roads and their people throwing shit at the government buildings 

No one ever talked abt here in USA I had to find out thru tiktok lol
He is talking fax
This guy is saying facts.
No printer
I don’t speak Russian or whatev but I feel like I understood whatever they said 😂
He says "Alo" (Hello?)
other drunk russian guy goes wild
like talking non-sense and slurs lmao
Lmao yea that’s how far I got 😭
sparrowhawk vs cat
That's Owl
Lol ik but looks like sparrowhawk
I can offer you mine 
Don't ever send this shit.
DIE.

Goodbye
Tell me that you use 4chan without telling me that you use 4chan
naked snake
@halcyon gale yeah don't post that stuff
ok
i got a coin from saudi arabia from someone
like i was chilling in this store
and then this muslim woman comes to me
she hands me the coin and goes "excuse me, can you tell me how much is this coin worth? i cant see well" so i tell her "this isnt a coin from here" and she goes "well then, you can keep it. for luck."
That’s a cool find. I used to have a Jordanian coin but I lost it lol
Not 100% friend I threw up and im burning up
think he's vova vist
what was it
least swearing counter strike player
complete with crowbar
yes i got a few other good ones
make one of me

it knew who gordan freeman was so thats a win in my book
even if they didn't quite nail his look
my dreams
@little arrow getting old, Vova
@marble tinsel @void kelp Addeicy bouta trade his wife serious
for how much?
I have signed NDA

Can't disclose my man
OH
Wait hang on I’m terrible at remembering things
Remind me
how about we buy people's sis and moms for gaming pc
buissness ideas coming to my mind

slave trade
question is do i cook dinner at home or do i order?
I’d go with homemade

Order a fancy chick(en)
what will u cook
relllyyy
KFC?
bro are u turkic?
aaa i see
bro goes 3 ways
My family ties are from the 3 mafia groups
im mixed kazakh/turkmen
I'm Georgian mixed with Laz-Mingrelian and Turkish
just ate horse meat and rice for lunch
“200 lbs horse meat”- Soup 2023
its better with rice and salad , horse soup is not tasty
I’d try it
But then again its illegal locally

come to kazakhastan brother i invite you
In due time comerade
The humor which I don't understand.
@candid cloud shall I
Idk.
5/10.
I don't get it
boom
Nice we made through half to 10
What about this one @candid cloud
@glass bobcat any thoughts tho
3/10
This dude gonna ask the whole server
yeah he does that
he requires constant attention so he replies to himself and ping anyone and everyone
just ignore him he will go away
He ain't pinging me so I'm good
I just saw this comment
car
I'M AT LEAST NOT SEEKING ATTENTION
Like that Junko guy
I asking to mentionable stalker
kitten eating salmon to breakcore
awesome
Look I'm sorry for my attention seeking
what
I'm not seeking for attention
well you just replied to two things, you reply to yourself, and you ping people when they dont immediately respond
idk man

My bad
Goes hard
So true.
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that's a steal
rpg maker sucks 
it's free so uhh +1 app in my library

RPG maker is for if you want to make autismo VNs
Godot is an actual game engine
yeah, I'm still searching to find obscure game engines btw lmao
Ue.


Cats are the best models for photography
I think you could train a model dog
But cats...
Nooo kitty
@neon vale I was watching that
i deleted and downloaded because the punchline was in the link
Real
I love this ad so much
they look like gummies i would eat when i was 4
😂
Bro I can’t unsee that now
But the colours were fruit flavours. Blueberry (my one), Tangerine, Lime, Grape and Strawberry
Bruh I earned almost 2000zł (before tax)
Which is good because I can afford more stuff
I used to support him until he started becoming more cringe and me maturing a bit
i never really liked him because the one friend that genuinely listens to him also tells me that global warming is "not as bad as they say it is"
Well, we’re no longer in global warming stage
i beg to differ
We’re in Global Boiling stage

According to the UN I think
this February is so warm that tornados are popping up in wisconsin
we arent in tornado alley
Ooof
I came to Poland last year and winter was colder than it usually was (according to some locals and my grandparents)
ive been told that the weather is gonna become warmer but also unpredictable
Mmmm
this January had possibly the worst cold snap ive experienced
Damn
its el niño apparently
Meaning?
its complicated
Ahh
big oceanwide jetstream event that happens every couple years
results in warming temps
meaning warm winters in the us, and triple digit temperature in the philippines
I wish Holdfast wasn't so dead...
Philippines gonna become gateway to hell
theres always one or two full servers
Holdfast?
yes
less than 1k players
I’m guessing it’s a strategy game
yes and no
Ahh
no, its a shooter
it's not
yes it is
if you dont call a game where you shoot guns to kill people in a team deathmatch a shooter, then what is it
an 1500's infantry game
I see, looks interesting
bought it coz of youtubers like Jameskii
1800s
Me not trying to ask why you have taskbar centred in the middle 😭
i deleted all of my funny ass clips sadly
Shame
it was some british guy going "we will charge them, and we will win" and we instantly lost
💀
like not even 5 seconds later the end screen showed up
and he screams "aha! victory! allahu akbar!" as the video cuts off
Bro, it’s 1 am, time really went flying today (technically yesterday)
go to bed
I’m not that tired
I had an energy drink before starting work and I still feel energised
Energy drinks are a scam
They made me not sleep for 2 days
At the cost of shortening my life span by 5 years
Outside of a Kroger?
nah the sign is orange
Meijer
What's up?
banned
?
Ye just saw the logs
Without context it was confusing
true

1-10 how informative was this video?
I'm not childish bozo
Kitty
Why
What is this site
cta
34
Oh no
📏 - r + 34
Ik 
https://open.spotify.com/track/69uxyAqqPIsUyTO8txoP2M?si=nVkSjH4DQauLdCHM5Ph-hg "LIKE IM ALIVE AGAIN 🗣️"
No
We killed God
Hell nah
It's over
They need blessing
It's so over
From Allah
We killed him and we are now having sex on his grave
Wait tf?
Whoever made those drawings is a disgrace
And had what
So, Google Gemini released.
Go go AI

