#💬┃en_offtop
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I LOVE IT!!!!!
D:*
What grass
The green stuff Jimmy eats
Grass where
Lol
All the grass here is a shit brown color if there even is any lol
mmmm shit bron.... mmmff
You consume construction materials, I wouldn't laugh in your place
He takes edibles?
My bf offered me some lol
Ass

Yup!
Just because I used construction workers as an example doesn't make me construction worker lol
Common sense bro
there is no grass here
I LOVE EATING W AND H STEEL CONSTRUCTION BEAMS!!!!!!!!
You eated it all
oh true
Difference being I said construction materials
Construction workers are not objects matt
I consume
Ok nvm, I'm not risking getting warned 
My lawyer adviced me not to finish the joke
I consume cum
18+
You ain’t special
PENIS AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
yeah
yeah
thats literally the joke you were going to make
except you probably would've said like pussy or something
Lmao ok, you got me there yeah
Wtf
stoned
Stoned with heroin
no. by stones
call me stoner the way Im dumb as a bag of rocks
predictable af
This is the USA. We are a first world country. We have bricks and canned food
Im very sowwy :c
and bottled water
And fossil as a president 
Who’s president?
me
Holy shit
Would've been funny but its just sad at this point
hey guys it was me mr biden the whole time
Who?
BIDEN!!?!?!??!?!
you're sad
The vice president?
No it’s not. I thought Trump was
the recession just started
It do be like that soemetimes
I stopped paying attention to the news after June 2020
i thought you were joking...
Bruh
you're literally on top of the new shut up 
This is sarcasm right?
you posted the epstein flight logs as soon as they were leaked
Foiled again
dont fricken lie lmao
"guys pay attention to me... im so disconnected from society.........."
No
We live in a society… that’s the problem
jonkler
revert to tribal era
Return to monke
Original
get this guy a medal
Tampico? Being generous?
what?
Damn. Seems like a good day

Get an Alaska pipeline
Explain this atheists
I've been practicing my signature, I think im ready to sign the declaration of independance
Unless its not real
Snorks are my favorite enemy's.
spoilered just in case
nah
I left to work on myself and grow as a person
How are yall? I got to stay up as long as I want tonight.
lucky. i have an 9am physics class that i should attend but i dont want to
Nice.
yea im not attending that shit
Lol. I got a doctor's appointment so I can skip school.
in college even if u have a doc's appointment professors dont care at all lol
tbf none of them take attendance anyways
Anyways. I bought stalker clear sky yesterday. I cleared out the renegade base but it says I still need to clear it out.
wazzzzzuuuuuup
Gud
dual wielding
I have no enemies
Yes
Man when stalker gets dual pm
@narrow smelt stalker 2 needs dual wielding
@void kelp
Sir pickles the third
Morning guys
I don't have a specific schedule
I can wake up late. My current job fortunately allows me to wake up bit late
Also thank you for the conversation we did last night
Yo
@raw orchid ?
Sorry man, I left because I prefer not to be in too much servers. Don't take it personally
It alright
If you feel comfortable again
Come see me
Its better to be in just few servers and be active in all of them rather than being in tons of servers and not being able to chat in all of them imho
Hmmm hard choice. Idk what to choose between armor durability and damafe to mutants
Damage*
I think I'd go for armor durability
Dual welding also a choice too
There are 3 options
It makes you look like max Payne
In action
Also, what is wood for in that mod?
It's not stalker mod
"Amount of wood found: 50%"
Oh there are 2 extra perks for premium
Gotcha
Bermuda is a legend
Legends are cool
True
Egypt is also got lots of legends
And proving it
Real
BLars snding relatable memes now 
Morning
Hell chat
Trying something out, I've got a whole row lined up and I'll try to do some wood burning.
@teal oracle @raw orchid @void kelp @crystal lagoon
Aced my last math exam 

MY GOOOODDDD, SO CUTE

Cute af
Good morning stalkers
Shotgun
I only have izh18 to go
I'd go for shotgun damage perk tbh
Bro I only have 1 shotgun
And it's not even repairable
Bc it's broken

I would pick ppoisoneer bc
It puzzles me that you didn't download the older, no micotra sanctions version of the game
You can f*ck persons life
Well
It's the latest
I mean it does look more rare than the others
And I can f*ck people's life
With poison
Yeah that sounds fun too
Yummy😋
@raw orchid rate my legendary perks
Ik it has tactic 1 and training 1
Which makes it me to use pps 43 in first round
Another progress shot, wish me luck with the wood burning
Forgot the name of that game
Smth Day?
Seems decent
Nvm, no MacBook for me :(
Day R
Yhea that
Yep
They all suck
Reason: Bad word usage
Food
SLAVA MONOLITA
Day r survival
Don't say that bc
Day r sucks mega balls
It's alright. I thought it was good enough to buy the full version. Never completed the story tho
Full version?
Yeah you could pay like 10 dollars to start the game after the tutorial and with a bunch of gear and food. You'd also get like 1000 caps or something as well.
Not worth it
WDYM
It's free
You meant premium ig
Yeah but you could pay for the extra stuff.
Bro 1000 caps is good
You also access to boxes at safe haven
And pet raven
Also what do you think about this
Last time I played was a year ago, you might get more stuff now
Christmas event
Gives pretty good stuff
Thats nice. Id be fun if it was multiplayer somehow
It's multiplayer
It has multiplayer
Wait really?
Yes
I'm might pick it back up
Man
In your caps
I can buy 10 c4
Which is equals looting 10 bunkers
@tame bone
There are also kits
Available
You can get it with your old google account ?
Don't remember it
You sold your phone?
Yeah
I'm good enough at the game to live without paying for stuff
Man f*ck this I always need FUEL for motorized cart
@tame bone there's a catch
If you ran out of fuel
You screwed
I suggest you to drain fuels of the cars
I use the rickety bike I got at the beginning
Yes
You installed it?
You always get much
That's why you need a cart then motorize it
And boom
Motorized cart
No I didn't install it yet. Gotta get through the day first
No distractions. Ultimate focus
Can you un-motorize the cart?
Nah
But if you go further
You need more stuff to survive
Like chemical suits?
Gas mask is a good example
And sellables
Bros literally armed up
@wheat rapids John wick pov:
He looks like John wick
The main character surely do
Since John wick is Belarusian
BLUD IS NOT MARKED ONE
Bro did not meet Sidorovich
Loser. Marked One woke up and went on his quest immediately. In less than a week Marked One destroys a brain scorcher. What has this guy done?
Fun fact:this guy uses same start kit as marked one @tame bone
He has a almost broken knife
Reference?
And mf damaged pm
I'm no longer muted, yay.
Probably
What did you get muted for?
Thanks.
Reason: Bad word usage
Keep yourself safe in threating form.
Rate my perks btw
Legendary ones
Okay, I guess.
Playing the offensive
WDYM
Rate it?
Perks related to damage. 8/10
Same difference
Also I could be chose cigarettes
But I'm not addicted
That cigarette perk
That's clutch
Yk that perk?
you have no negative effects but you addicted forever
I don't think I played one of the newer updates for long enough
Maybe
There are lot of things
I would but I am not at home
I need to start playing again.
I'm gonna be home in around 1-2h
Dang
I might need some backup. I'm in an argument about wether or not freedomers are gay because they smoke zaza
Down in fanart and cosplay
hi
Hello
i have more legitmacy to post it
welcome back @candid cloud 
youre not french
Ні.
I love how they are just...there.
They look like items
Too fat
Should I play Clear Sky Complete?
@stray ridge .
@tame bone
We got bad news
I got no gas
Now I dropping my items
Thank goodness there are ads
Which gives caps
Reason: Bad word usage
I need 15 more caps
Then I can go 30l more
@tame bone so technically I'm frucked
I mean
I got it
But still
I need to go to tourists camp
Otherwise I can't even go
@coarse rapids you can help maybe
You got experience
not really

If light bounces for us to see objects, and trampolines makes things bounce extra, then doesn’t that mean that we should see trampolines as light glowing objects?
Isn’t that concerning?
The funny radioactive light
Should also mean that trampolines can bounce with light
self bouncing trampolines
no person required
which also makes it a perpetual motion machine
I like your take on this
The universe has been defeated
cracker jacker 
What up
hi :3
I don't wanna believe
Raytheon sends there regards

theiyre*
im stuck at the tire place listening to this brain rot realty show
give me my car back 
that reminds me
idk how hard it is to drive home a car you bought in the states to canada
but
miata is a lot cheaper down here
i don’t think it’s too rough
if you don't care about it being the 1.6l model they can be had in pretty good condition for 3k usd
if i were to go a little more south the car would be in better condition too since they don’t use road salt down there
that’s crazy
well kinda far the closest place where roads do not see salt is virginia
which is 600 miles from where im at
collect it from the asphalt and use it in cooking
older toyotas are even worse
no because it’s not even salt it’s literally just poison mostly
☹️
It is salt though
but they add so much to it you would die if you ate it
i mean brown salt is pretty natural
They add more salts to it
but the poison kind
not the food kind
Poison this poison that
ooh
this car fucks so hard
It’s all about the mindset
but they are super prone to rust
now your thinking like raytheon
i’m gonna order a lm sweater my friend gave me his login 
wdym that's not an armed combatant
i wanted one of the managers jackets from work
they have these super cool silicon wafer implant design on them
i can’t believe i forgot to apply for the transport canada job apparently they give out coats and sweaters
that’s so cool
there was a rnd group
who we in main building only ever saw once during a company party but
i could have worked on the jets they fly trudeau around in 
everyone on what was called the "raptor" team
got a special jacket themed after the project
right before they went public on it they renamed the device which is so lame but in our hearts its always gonna be a raptor
you could have got his autograph
i dislike that guy
i hear a lot of people seem not to be the biggest fan
his daughter goes to the same school as my little sister and one time there was a problem and they had to lock down the school and the secret service basically went around into every classroom to find and evacuate only her
like ok… make it any more clear that none of the other kids lives mean anything
if something had happened to my sister that would have been my villain origin story 
how i killed the president 250 page autobiography
Sup
you could probably get a multi million dollar settlement
then you could buy your lemon miata
Seems like jack here
you’re so right ..
Blud is not John wick
could build that car into a total monster lol
XD
2l over bore fully custom head for high rpm
one of the build leads at work told me i should v8 swap my car and im like
BRO
YOU CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!
boeing engine in miata
ROTARY MIATA
i saw this the other day a billet quad rotor mazda rotary engine block
DIY mazda 787
basically how they broke the sound barrier in a land vehicle
😭😭😭
but in all seriousness in my opinion if you take the miata engine out of the miata its not a miata anymore
true like the whole point is that it’s a cute little not too much car
i mean there is that however the engine the miata came with especially the later 2002 revision can really pack a punch
not quite like a honda
but still
which i think really just speaks to how awesome the miata is
the engine especially the later 1.8l models were designed to be as nothing special as you could get
mmmm

Idk what he says
@candid cloud can you help
Something.
He saying Dom minion
And minet
I assume that's Ukrainian
Reason: Bad word usage
Bc he said the byl*t in video
the wizard
I think Dom minion is meant to sound similar to a champagne brand
Dom perignon
He then says Dom mimi-net
Shadow wizard money gang
I genuinely didn't know if it's slow internet cuz Skyrim is downloading
The thing with matshamba is gibberish
giggity
cope
this servers full of p!rn-addicted zoomers. 🙁 sorry
its not blatant enough im afraid
He got a point

its the point of the gif to make you think that
This is the ultimate cope tbh
"This guy is unfunny @mods ban him''
Reporting doesnt do anything either since nothing breaks tos

@neon vale shut up you fat nerd LOL
white people so weird, man...
Not everyone here is white 
What
yea (i am)
tf does this have to do with white people?
oh he maddd
meme time boys
@void kelp dont even bother xD he'll grow out of it once he hits puberty but unitl then theres nothing you can do. teenagers on the internet cannot be saved
What does this mean
trolling
you'll understand when youre older 🤷
Bait used to be believable 
real
oh they madd. case in point xD
Reminds me of fallout mods
@jacker crack please ban unofficial strelok role for bad sportsmanship and being unfynny
@jacker crack please bna uranium for evil postinggg DD: unfyny..... DD:
Once again people aren't capable of blocking those who're annoying them
Idk why its so difficult for some people to ignore lol
@molit pleasee banm this guy stelaing my name..1!!!!
@void kelp just block that guy man, that option exists for a reason

but.,, evil femboy ponr
D:
true!
>︿<>︿<
reacting to that literally validates their attention seeking
You can just douse them in hydrochloric acid later on
Win + period does magic.
on deez nuts?
☆: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:☆
redy
hm
I’m busy right now I can’t deal with this
mayb
(′д` )…彡…彡
Very inspirational
the funny part is that its not even a problem. carry on jack 
"I'm busy right now" Is that code for "haha f*cuk you I aint doing shit"?
exactly
meaning, "shut up i dont care"
Ok guys, I'm busy rn 
good for you!
staying busy builds character
Realizing during childhood that when your father said “yelling will scare the fishes” just meant he wanted you to shut up 
true.............
He said that, I ate the fish afterwards and continued to yell
Bait
rebellious child
Anyways
Sooo true
Indeed
He didn't posted porn though, did he?
I did.
Posting a picture of an anime character with a skirt isn't a porn and not a rulebreaking. Although its wack
Still weird to see someone you know turned into a femboy and wearing a skirt
Can't argue with that
?
Does he know?
No 😔
Who cares when they dont post the pornographic parts
Overwatch?
Tsukihime is literally an erotic manga and nobody flips their shit when i talk about liking melty blood
Still one hell of an overreaction 
I want to erase my memory 
@bitter spruce I cannot gamer today but I can on Friday
Never read
I just dont really care abour it, i read it because melty blood is cool
over!
Anyway I want to talk about Scandinavian comics and animation
Like the hit anime, Mumidalen
I HATE THE WINTER BEAST
Or this really cool comic heavily inspired by John carpenters the thing
Wdym
Moomin land
Oh yeah
Yahoo ! Hi boys !
The big black mountain looking beast from the cartoon
It’s been so long
I was like
4-5 when I watched it
Good times :(
It's orange here
Spongegob
Bros got high
@teal oracle send this image of damaged tt 33 tokarev pistol
TT 33
-marked one
Tf
@raw orchid cool image
ı
Gimme a sec


Gonna miss portrait of Marked One
?
It's a screenshot
Pretty good pfp ngl
True
-TT33 (DAMAGED)
This shotgun is built different ig. (4/4 upgrades)
How do I put my detector away in sylaker clear sky? I accidentally took it out and idk what button to push on the keyboard.
Press O
the keybinds options in your game: 
Thank you!
It should be the key for putting away and/or picking up your detector by default
Unless you changed it from settings of course
Printing with X 
yuck
Ngl X being default key for printing is a weird choice
I know where you live know
on Earth bruh

What game is this
Looks sick
Man
Cultic
kitty
harassment
i need me a train rn asf, I need to get from point A to point B so badly rn...
Or other forms of fast and reliable transportation
your feet
air plane
none of these sound appetizing
cannon
That's better, oh yeah that's pretty good. I like that, a cannon.. yeah I can do that for sure. Just the sound of it itself is enough
Atleast 80 mph sounds good
Just what I need
Thats good
scuba torpedo
Thats great, yeah thats amazing. yep thats good, keep it coming
unicycle
You ruined it. Eh I think thats enough for me
tricycle
Got the Metro Trilogy
🤫🧏♂️
Cultic
Noo
Rest in peace
Cring
Bruh
The price for the poster from some game event?
hello everypony
Hello.
NOOOOOOOO
Ye
Not worth it, I guess.
The most expensive one so far was sold for EUR 350 and there are about 60-70 of them around the world.
O.o
Who is he talking to
If I remember correctly, he was talking to the past himself.
I see
Hey guys. I'm heading to school soon. Wish me luck against the bullys.
It has mine autograph
Nice Zahar said that he would kill me if I put up for sale a plate with his autograph
based
unlucky he would be muted if he said it here

Gl
Yo Molt here
"Youre an astronaut Gary"
How's everyone doing this morning?

I thought this was #💬┃en_offtop for a second lol
was wondering how you sent video there. Then I realised it's #💬┃en_offtop
Their aim is so bad
🤫 🧏♂️
Can you read slovak
Yes dawg I'm slovak :DDD
A slovak youtuber i watch sent that on christmas
Which one?
Me after my professor canceled class today
Do you have more of these?
Mountain general
Hm, don't know him
BUT I do know who Jan Slota is
Isnt he the president
Nah
Lean collector
I swear ive seen the name before
Somewhere
He's the leader of a ultranationalist party in Slovakia
Thats where ive heard of him
Thank you sir
He also doesn't seem to be fond of Hungarians
isn't that irony that , you look to games that has ultranationalists as enemy like this mf, wild af.
But in reality, they are just talking to wall bruh and they don't have supports that much lmao

Real
Slota is a serial yapper
Imagine being freedomer, good luck with bloodsuckers.
Basically if Stalker had a crossover with Call Of Duty
You should know that BANDITS are the ones who do bloodsuckers

Freedomers only do drugs
Ahahaha shut the f*ck up
I find it crazy that there are nationalists in the united states
U mean patriots?
Who want to commit total indian death
It doesnt sound right considering the entire history from the 1800s onward focuses heavily on migrants
Well we’re patriotic about our ideals not our ethnicity like in Europe
Meeeeeeeeeeeh
I guess but i have genuinely heard people say the american culture is superior 
I’m ethnically Turkish and arab and proud of both but I consider myself an American
AHEM...
American culture is just an amalgamation of a bunch of different cultures to make one culture

🇹🇷
Your Politics bore me.
Im just white and i would be like a 8th generation immigrant or smth so i just say im american
In Europe no matter how long u live there they’ll never consider u one of them. In america as long as u speak English and care about the country ur American.
Fun fact: The kool kids klub deny the ideologies of the funny moustache man because he wasn't american :DDD

That organization is crazy
We had a decently big rally a little while back and they blocked my car from leaving lol.

I was on a road and they all jumped out with signs and one was wearing underwear
I slammed on my brakes I almost hit one
Why'd you stop 😦
They had some bad stuff on their signs lol
bubonic
What would the penalty be for hitting one
Bc it was a legal protest.
Since they deliberately tried to get hit
Wh
Id get manslaughter and go to prison for 10+ years
plague
No I just didn’t see them at first lol
The good old days
well if you had a dashcam you could probably get away with it
Yea I don’t have one
get one
I should yeah
Do y’all know of any good ones?
How would I store my footage?
microsd most likely
The worse the quality the more russian the video will seem
In the balls
Spoiler: They did the references in other Tom Clancy's games.
some have cloud services, like the ring door cams do
So do I have to ||ejaculate|| to release the video
Yea that sounds good then
IM BOUTTA UPLOAD
your honor, i request a goon sesh
AHHHHHHHH
The goon chair
The goon jury
Im back.
your honor, i request pornography be provided for the goon sesh
Gooning in stalker
god....... i hope that will be in stalker 2...............
Gooning into a stalker
gooning to stalker
We have a lot of kkk rallies here in ohio
Why would you deliberately live in the state of Ohio
One was at my college they kept saying “keep the aryan race alive”. I heard it from my circuits class window lol
Idk no Ryan
Well my job is here lol but I don’t want to be here
Is the kkk classed as a terrorist organization
Who's Ryan? Why does he need to keep being alive?
No they’re given rights to protest and express speech
Just no one agrees with them lol
They're a yapping group, they don't do harm
Anymore
Yea they pop up every once in a while and block roads but that’s about it
Only 1 who agrees with kkk member is another kkk member
The kkk was crazy during the 1960s
I’ll get a dash cam and film one
get a film dash cam
Bunch of brainwashed hillbillies
your honor, the film reel was damaged in the crash
We’re in no shortage of those here lol
i have no evidence
Istg i keep getting those ads
Your honor, how can it be a hate crime if my client loved doing it?
They’re so fire bro
Your honour respectfully shut yo ahh up cuz you weren't even there
Ohio’s downtown is nice. It’s not too loud and big like back in Chicago but it’s not super small
Downtown Columbus and cinci are nice
Speaking of Ohio, why is it always catching strays every single time?
The kkk piss balloon stories were wild when i first heard them at 4
What's the actual reason?
We tryna move to Texas from Europe
Ohio got roasted even in GTA San Andreas 💀
But from the looks of it we're gonna have to postphone another 3 years
Move to arizona
Well it’s bc of the whole “OHIO RIZZ LEVEL 3 GYAAAAT KAI CENAT” stuff and the fact that we’re a jack of all trades
I was thinking abt that but I’ll have to relocate and I like living in my apartment
You singlehandedly just zeroed like 20 of my braincells when you said that
Please, no more
Probably one of the best characters in the game, don't you think?
"I can't stay here now. I'm too hip, I gotta go, ok?"
00:00 Highjack
02:05 Interdiction
04:02 Verdant Meadows
05:24 N.O.E
06:35 Stowaway (In my opinion, the best one)
Ive never seen people make ohio jokes here because nothing fuсking happens in wisconsin
Ohio catching strays since 2004 😭
Wisconsin 💀
What kinda F*ucking state is Wisconsin bro 😭😭
Alr cya I got physics class
The best one
Hm, welp tell your folks I says hi
GRAAAAAAH ARIZONA MENTIONED!!!!! 💥 💥 🦅 🦅 💥

apple juice!!!!!! :DDDDDD

remember when it was a payed game with no microtransanctions



