💬┃en_offtop

[neon vale]

GSC nuked it due to some stalker 2 leaks

[thorn cove]

it's long story.

yup

[stiff crystal]

oh I understand, I know I can't control them but im sorry about that :(

[neon vale]

dw

its been a while

they should really make a turkish offtop though

[thorn cove]

[neon vale]

theres so many turkish people

[stiff crystal]

we need a Kazakh offtop, because Kazakhstan greatest country in the world

[neon vale]

very nice

[stiff crystal]

maybe a Tuvalu offtop as well, we all know Tuvalu is the true successor to the Roman Empire

[thorn cove]

[stiff crystal]

[thorn cove]

yees?

I cannot say here bruh

[candid cloud]

The main reason of me downloading it:

[thorn cove]

whan it happens

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892500447670177863/1105541767526367323/B8A8472B-331C-445C-997E-7D4866260049.gif

[thorn cove]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-video-game-nerd-what-avgn-glasses-off-whut-gif-16682343

[thorn cove]

https://tenor.com/view/phone-call-surprise-phone-call-shock-oh-my-god-phone-gif-27207860

[ripe merlin]

When did she ever wear that

[candid cloud]

Idk, I just steal that.

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-arbuckle-nermal-trash-can-the-garfield-show-gif-9365086984229579073

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-rizz-licking-lips-reaction-animation-gif-3455370694371088589

[ripe merlin]

Bandit radio remix

Maybe add phonk in the search idk

[void kelp]

Zero isn't his friend though?????

Really his only friend ever was Kaz

Ocelot and Eva just kind of always used him

Big boss' life sucked though... He did one operation, then ten years as a merc company boss, then he was in a coma for 9 years, then he disappeared who knows where, built another merc company, got put into another coma, then comes back like 20 years later and then just dies because of foxdie like a total noob

Having 30 something years just deleted sucks ass

[opaque heath]

I totally get what you mean but if your handy enough you'll always find work when moneys low and having proper survival skills will help when you can't find work

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/forget-the-cell-games-cell-ds-ds-cell-ds-dragon-ball-gif-13564927764304583379

[vagrant snow]

Should I do another fallout 3 play through

I never finished it because I always hated the tunnels and all the rubble in dc

[tiny dew]

@pallid dragon @void kelp https://twitter.com/UnrealEngine/status/1749809326158742007

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Twitter · Jan 23, 2024, 3:00 PM

[void kelp]

what are you selling me bro

[pallid dragon]

Someone make a Stalker 2 using these assets, I'll pay double if I can have it by next week!

[tiny dew]

Bag of lollipops

[void kelp]

i like lollipops

[tiny dew]

Sack of random Chinese import

[void kelp]

They're a big country, they make some good stuff now

But is Elon Krezzin implying S2 has premade assets?

[pallid dragon]

[tiny dew]

You make a fairly good and clever point I should say

[pallid dragon]

Day Before PTSD incoming

[tiny dew]

How about... STALKER 2 is pre-baked?

[void kelp]

I definitely think they're using bought assets and are using freelancer devs instead of doing the normal AAA game thing

the indie games I like don't do that either..

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[pallid dragon]

Oh you should def post that, I heard they're making a mobile game

Maybe Day Before was meant to be a mobile game 😭

[tiny dew]

I did eeeeet

[void kelp]

okay i didn't know what the day before was but now get it

makes me want to buy it

i guess i cant damn

[tiny dew]

@hasty magnet @void kelp STALKER fans every time when they tag GSC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H64QG4UsrGI

@hasty magnet This is the song every STALKER fan plays every morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDmA8qQKhMY

SOME DAY... SOME DAY WE WILL KNOW...

[hasty magnet]

We are bound to, its literally only 9 months

[runic dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7wl6qYNrJc

[steel sapphire]

Yo I saw krezzin?

[tiny dew]

Yes yes

I'm always here for you brothers

One love ❤️

[tiny dew]

Do I look like I give a shit?

Ubisoft products aren't even worth pirating anymore

Hard pass on everything

[runic dew]

I didn't post for you, though.

[tiny dew]

Does it look like anyone else gives a shit?

Take a look around

I WAS ATTACKED WHILE IN A JOB
I'VE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD
AND WHEN I WOKE UP
I WAS IN ALMOST NOTHING BUT MY BIRTHDAY SUIT
"HERE'S YOUR BOLT!"
WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I NEED A BOLT?
"TAKE A LOOK AROUND"
OPEN THE DOOR
I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GET BACK TO, HERMAN
OVER AND OUT

[lusty onyx]

[tiny dew]

What up, Susselito

[thorn cove]

Btw gm guys

[candid cloud]

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/xr5sPfzkqaw

[glass bobcat]

Mornin

[granite reef]

Me going home when Stalker 2 gets released

[void kelp]

hi

@teal oracle @ripe merlin

charging the cat

[teal oracle]

Real

[void kelp]

@ripe merlin here's my L O A F

[reef rover]

Cool dog

[teal oracle]

Loaf!

[reef rover]

Loaf

[candid cloud]

Loaf.

[near ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1199489882771443824/54c929ff09be4a1a8e08824d671a5c65.mov?ex=65c2bb01&is=65b04601&hm=2f3cf061b26182c2ddec5e53ec043fb9ddd3f904ba6d893f605dc83f4fe0ed77&

[thorn cove]

😭😭😭😭

I never gonna have cat

[void kelp]

all my bois LOVE the L O A F

she even winked at y'all!!

[glass bobcat]

[candid cloud]

Even NFS Rivals had a bit of trolling.

[near ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1199497964876484720/ead9c6cbe5844e6f88ab17e3e7ebabc5.mov?ex=65c2c288&is=65b04d88&hm=eda0db7882cfca6321d62a9183b3eba903356467b9fdb2a9d0b5636c0cf92f21&

[wise warren]

well

thanks discord

@small ice

im 17 yet my account has been disabled

[candid cloud]

Did they send to you any information according to this?

[wise warren]

yeah i appealed to them

sent them all the info they wanted

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[wise warren]

i have nothing left to my name rn

so i simply have to wait for them to unlock my account

[crystal lagoon]

WHAT DID THE CAT DOOOO😭

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-holding-apple-cat-cat-close-up-gif-1736986568061001246

[glass bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0xmjwnQ3FNE6HuWCt2nHdZ?si=doltdHJVS_mlw0gwTgGFOA

[thorn cove]

Nah NFS already dead game after they closed it's studio in Canada. They just milking it. Just like Fifa games and The Sims series.

Sad to see my fav games dying in those hands of big companies.

[void kelp]

True man, the last NFS i actually enjoyed was most wanted

Wsg homies

[thorn cove]

This was the reason to start playing old games.

Some old games aren't on Steam or GoG, there comes the Internet Archive to find it.

[candid cloud]

NFS The Run.

[thorn cove]

That game sucks man.

[wise warren]

thats like the best nfs

underground 1 and 2, most wanted and carbon are the best

the rest just goes downhill from that, just like call of duty

[void kelp]

Im planning on going through underground 1 and 2 since its been a while since i've played it

Great games

[candid cloud]

I doubt.

[glass bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[candid cloud]

The last game from black box.

https://tenor.com/view/nfs-the-run-razor-gif-24905403

[glass bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/need-for-speed-the-run-need-for-speed-the-run-nfs-nfs-the-run-gif-20864061

[thorn cove]

lmao

like it's Fast & Furious : The Game lmao

[crystal lagoon]

If the world goes to shit and like people can’t make enough to live and I’m going to be living paycheck to paycheck I will probably do that cuz it better than being homeless

Or learn survival and leave

[glass bobcat]

yes

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-gif-4667966830688036585

[narrow smelt]

GTA 6 will have strelok

https://tenor.com/view/gta-6-gta-vi-gta-vi-6-gif-4090220818505326642

[glass bobcat]

Source?

[steel sapphire]

GTA 6 will have me

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/who-want-backshots-instagram-goobercore-my-granny-passed-away-popular-loner-zay-gif-16369605543172229008

[jolly slate]

Hello stalkers

What's up?

[raw orchid]

hi man

[void kelp]

Wsppp

[void kelp]

Just tryna figure out how to make a scope without parallax shift with the lenses i have

[thorn cove]

hai

[void kelp]

They all have big focus lenghts which makes the scope ridiculously big

[void kelp]

Hey sparrow

Weren't u leaving?

Well glad ur still here anyways

[thorn cove]

after once things calmed down, I stopped leaving.

it's just stupid drama

[void kelp]

Ah i see, good that things calmed down

[void kelp]

Fr fr

[thorn cove]

I didn't find Sterlok model to do some posing to make render.

😔

[void kelp]

[glass bobcat]

https://youtu.be/IE9TdLSxG_Q?si=kd29eEPAc1onL-Ij

[void kelp]

@teal oracle ru free rn

[teal oracle]

At work rn
I’ll be there in an hour maybe

[leaden orchid]

Is anyone else getting helldivers 2

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/edf-edf5-earthdefenseforce-earthdefenseforce5-barga-gif-26571640

too busy waiting for EDF 6

[slim pagoda]

It annoys me that you keep delaying the game and I can't even play a beta version. It annoys me so much that I even canceled the prepaid boxed version.

[leaden orchid]

Looks like transformers ps2

[teal oracle]

Damn straight

Gonna wait a week so the reviews can get reviewing

[leaden orchid]

I don’t pay attention to them it looks good and fun and has lots of replayability

[teal oracle]

Are you stupid

Has modern gaming taught you nothing?
NEVER trust trailers

Look at all the garbage unfinished games companies have been pushing out
You better wait, or cry rivers of tears when it inevitably releases unfinished

[leaden orchid]

I mean if I do I don’t look at like ign and stuff i look at at like people playing it

I don’t like most game journalist

[teal oracle]

Mf the game hasent even come out yet???
Are you 12????

Stupid????

[leaden orchid]

What

[dim light]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1189990802085118032/efXsrnn.gif

[leaden orchid]

Thing about watching a YouTuber review of a game u can tell which ones got paid or not I try to watch the most honest ones doing a review

[void kelp]

a

[valid jay]

b

[lusty onyx]

c

[reef rover]

Do you think that there’s anything or anyone that could defeat Godzilla?

[lusty onyx]

lots of things in fiction

[teal oracle]

The unmatched power of the sun:

[reef rover]

Hmm

[lusty onyx]

godzilla 1954 can be defeated by godzilla earth from the anime movies as an example

[wise warren]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skeleton-fall-apart-skeleton-burst-pop-skeleton-exploding-gif-25434496

man ive got such a mess in my favored gifs rn

[reef rover]

I was thinking about CaseOh

[thorn cove]

https://tenor.com/view/almighty-loaf-demon-loaf-gif-23383488

[near ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1199678162582388819/attachment.gif

[crystal lagoon]

🫡

[crystal lagoon]

Inspector gadget

[thorn cove]

Mozilla Firefox

[reef rover]

Hmm

[reef rover]

I like this answer

[thorn cove]

is anyone has front face of Strelok, I'll that use for something.

[crystal lagoon]

One sec

[thorn cove]

not from side btw, front look

[near ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dnce-gif-14762310134329663850

he can

[reef rover]

Xd

[crystal lagoon]

No not that then

Sry

[thorn cove]

[teal oracle]

@void kelp

[near ridge]

Samsung Galaxy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759689902794866708/1183824250549846169/what_is_the_name_of_our_galaxy.MP4?ex=65c11c3f&is=65aea73f&hm=d5a32838046e688d8890403998e7807e9322b3dc7e48d8b4890111d6b95ab30f&

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rockos-modern-life-samsung-samsung-galaxy-note7-explode-memes-gif-26369243

[candid cloud]

Evening.

[neon vale]

moon

[echo spruce]

hello

all good?

[neon vale]

good

[echo spruce]

nice

penguan

why are you penguan

[gray jetty]

Hello gamers

[ripe merlin]

you are the Dragonborn

[thorn cove]

hai

[jolly slate]

Good

[glass bobcat]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

REAL

[crystal lagoon]

Hello chat

Gamers

G-fuel Chugging chads

[echo spruce]

hello

[teal oracle]

Hello Cat man

[crystal lagoon]

Hello cat supplier

I need my daily dose of cats

Please

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp @teal oracle @crystal lagoon send cats

its catposting time

[thorn cove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-despair-meme-atone-gif-18083281511005463831

[crystal lagoon]

HELLL YEA

[thorn cove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777590827237113906/925320528342945802/comments_of_the_deranged.gif

[crystal lagoon]

I actually lack a cat folder so I need to start collecting

[thorn cove]

btw I made sterlok model for daz finally.

[crystal lagoon]

Nice

[thorn cove]

I'm downloading his hair (look a like hair) rn

[void kelp]

new challenge

[ripe merlin]

i dont listen to uncool people

• you have a certification that you are uncool

[crystal lagoon]

😎

[void kelp]

thanks, i cried

[crystal lagoon]

😎

[thorn cove]

I have power

[teal oracle]

@crystal lagoon

My kitty was happy to see me get home

[thorn cove]

"very happy"

[void kelp]

bro your cat is like me after a 12 hour shift

[teal oracle]

He’s taking a nap after lots of cuddling

[ripe merlin]

"come back home, its late and your dad is super angry"
dad:

[thorn cove]

[void kelp]

cats lowkey reminding me of my emotional gap

ladies and gentlemen, we need to go out

[teal oracle]

awww

[crystal lagoon]

I love cats

[teal oracle]

We all do (except Yamo)

[crystal lagoon]

Like dogs are also good but you can’t beat cats

[void kelp]

i need to actually talk with people instead of running away from social interaction

(my excuse is being finnish, people scare me)

[crystal lagoon]

Start at level hard and speak to a woman

[void kelp]

it isnt hard to speak to a woman

[teal oracle]

Real!

[void kelp]

it is hard to speak with a person

[teal oracle]

I can’t speak to people because Norway

[crystal lagoon]

Ik I’m majorty friends with them

[echo spruce]

not my cat

[void kelp]

you're majorty kuznetsov

[granite tangle]

love cats

pet cats

feed cats

[void kelp]

worship cats 🐈‍⬛

[echo spruce]

mow

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/king-tut-steve-martin-snl-funky-tut-music-gif-17123436

[echo spruce]

mowwww

[granite tangle]

[crystal lagoon]

Not my cat (cousins)

[granite tangle]

no

[teal oracle]

Why not
If it worked for the Egyptians it will work for me

[void kelp]

exactly

[granite tangle]

this is an orthodox christian server

[stiff moth]

Heard you liked cats

[granite tangle]

where we worship nothing but God

[crystal lagoon]

Me walking a cat

Also not mine

[granite tangle]

you guys walk your cats?

[crystal lagoon]

I babysit a lot of cats

[granite tangle]

i just open the window

[neon vale]

this chat is like 40% muslim

[granite tangle]

who

besides those 2 turkish dudes

[neon vale]

theres like 8 turkish dudes

[crystal lagoon]

More

[neon vale]

theres also emission who is algerian

[granite tangle]

oh yeah, him too

[teal oracle]

I’m a Christian
I love my cat

He’s a good boy
Who knocks my AirPods of the table for fun

[granite tangle]

orthodox or catholic

[crystal lagoon]

I’m atheist i love all cats

[teal oracle]

Why does it matter (I don’t know)

[crystal lagoon]

Belive in what you want (except femboy monolith)

[neon vale]

chat is like 40% muslim, 20% lutheran, 20% athiest, 10% orthodox, 5% catholic, 5% mormon from my experience

[neon vale]

i believe in the neco arc

[teal oracle]

Real!

[teal oracle]

Ew mormons

[crystal lagoon]

Lmao

[neon vale]

seven ass response

[crystal lagoon]

I don’t belive it

[neon vale]

seven's first reaction to tampico being mormon was constant belittling

[crystal lagoon]

HES A MORMON!

[teal oracle]

He’s a Mormon?

[granite tangle]

What's a mromon?

[teal oracle]

Explains why he’s such a dumbass

[neon vale]

am i seriously the only dude who knows this

[crystal lagoon]

Fr

[teal oracle]

Instead of believing Christ came from Jerusalem, you think he was American

[crystal lagoon]

Wierd religion

[neon vale]

christian sect that has a third book

[teal oracle]

Remember kids
It’s always morally correct to make fun of Mormons

[neon vale]

@bitter spruce

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

oh damn boy

you really wanna go down that way

[crystal lagoon]

Don’t mormons wear there under wear weird or somthibg I can’t remember it correctly

[neon vale]

you responded like 5 miniutees too late

[teal oracle]

Well look at the bright side
Atleast he’s not a conspiracy nut

[neon vale]

what

[teal oracle]

What

[void kelp]

i always come late

[echo spruce]

penguan

[neon vale]

ive heard so many wrong things about mormons from discord its hilarious

[crystal lagoon]

Idk one sec

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/916528329492934686/1198964628730957824/Kill_155mm.gif

[echo spruce]

why are you penguan?

[neon vale]

seven one time believed they really bathe in blood or something crazy like that

[teal oracle]

[neon vale]

i forgot the exact name

[teal oracle]

Mf that stupid ey?

[neon vale]

blood rites or something

[void kelp]

bro switched up satanists with mormons

[thorn cove]

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143614347063603252/1191799861838893116/bounce.gif?ex=65a6c11d&is=65944c1d&hm=2b3210be3fd8379796320d97ff85a43da94b269279e13d991fcf0494e35fcfc0&

[void kelp]

im not crazy, but satan is kinda cool

i think i said that before

[crystal lagoon]

Ok looked it up mormons have like this special underwear they require for their church like monk robes but it’s underwear

[thorn cove]

I was rendering some character yall love and wtf happened here

[neon vale]

blood atonement is the name

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

so like, they get cool briefings for free?

[neon vale]

it was some like early mormon belief that got phased out

[crystal lagoon]

Idrk tbh

[neon vale]

i sincerely do not believe that

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-world-slugcat-wormgrass-gif-15746833952126675950

[void kelp]

oh they do have em

[granite tangle]

bruh

[void kelp]

you have to wear special stuff

[neon vale]

i learned to like mormons when i spoke to tampico and platy about it and learned that about 80% of things i know just dont exist (or are extremely fringe)

[void kelp]

i like the cool gigachad briefings for men though

[thorn cove]

so guys are you ready to see HD Sterlok

[crystal lagoon]

Yes

[neon vale]

@pearl wraith is this true?

i wanna visit every temple near me

mormon, jewish, lutheran, methodist, pescatarian, muslim, baha'i

[void kelp]

so you wear underwear with extra space for your RPK to be closer to god?

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

damn bro, them hookers near me truly sacred

[void kelp]

also muslims and baha'is are the same thing, and their worship-places are called mosques

[echo spruce]

there is no hd strelok

[neon vale]

baha'is are a seperate religion

[void kelp]

the what now

[neon vale]

their belief regularly differs with muslim theology

[echo spruce]

we have only 3p 56p 144p

[thorn cove]

sorry mate there is

I REGET

[carmine forge]

@bitter spruce is this true?

[void kelp]

same roots apparently

[echo spruce]

strelok?

[neon vale]

theres like 4 baha'i temples near me which is sick

[void kelp]

:0

[void kelp]

bro thats just jason steakman

[echo spruce]

made in china strelok

thats not real

[neon vale]

its abrahamic
its as close to islam as islam is to christianity

[void kelp]

estrarelog

[thorn cove]

bruh

[void kelp]

Nah

[thorn cove]

I used Face Transfer Plugin in Daz and this is what I ended up with

[void kelp]

dude religion is just hard for my brain to understand

[thorn cove]

bruh

[echo spruce]

fake streloks

[thorn cove]

Sterlrizz

[echo spruce]

girl strelok

[void kelp]

why not live a hedonistic pointless life in pure disbelief of the inexistence of an omnipotent being that can turn the world into ashes in a millisecond, at the same time drinking copious amounts of alcohol, smoking, and snorting cocaine

im just sayin' this sounds cool, i think

no downsides, other than kidney failure

[void kelp]

@teal oracle @urban coral mortarion

[neon vale]

this is how belgians go about their daily lives

[void kelp]

im finnish and we do this

[crystal lagoon]

Strelock from temu

[void kelp]

Well go ahead then

west european nation
poor

[echo spruce]

rookie village

[neon vale]

strelok but hes emigrating to australia

[void kelp]

what the hell are you on about

[neon vale]

i live in america and we are poor

[void kelp]

i do all of that except the alcohol

[void kelp]

look im not insane, but listen

[void kelp]

Cool

i smoke, and basically cigarettes are like 7 eu a pack on average

[carmine forge]

every western country is poor

[neon vale]

so you do all of the bad stuff but none of the good

[void kelp]

6 of which goes to taxes

[echo spruce]

we need one thing in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2

kebab

[void kelp]

i feed orphans

[void kelp]

Fr dude

donate plasma

[echo spruce]

yeah

[neon vale]

with cigarette butts

[echo spruce]

we need kebab

kebab for life

[void kelp]

money doesn't equal happiness trust me

[echo spruce]

no kebab no stalker

[neon vale]

i need döner

[void kelp]

nah i eat them

[echo spruce]

kebab

[void kelp]

true af

[crystal lagoon]

And then one nation gets elected and kicks them all out 😂

[void kelp]

but like seriously, if you think every atheist with a near hedonistic lifestyle doesn't seed any good in the world

then you're RIGHT lmao

[urban coral]

Uh-oh, stinky

[void kelp]

religion on a stalker discord, i wish i was drinking

[void kelp]

absolutely stinky, mortarion is a menace though

[candid cloud]

How do I tell to Niryamo to shut up.

[void kelp]

1 blocked message

[urban coral]

That'd be me

[void kelp]

Whats with it tho?

[urban coral]

Damn, funky name

[void kelp]

religion is one of those things you dont really talk about, because there are trillions of them

[void kelp]

question though, does mortarion actually smell?

[urban coral]

You even managed to get the template wrong

[urban coral]

I mean, at the point you smell him, you'd already be melting

[void kelp]

can soap fix that

[urban coral]

All Aeldari gods are trash

[void kelp]

Idk if theres much of a big talk tho, so i just dont care

[void kelp]

khain?

[urban coral]

All

[crystal lagoon]

Goodnight cat lovers and to you dog lovers well you guys are fine

[void kelp]

goodnight catman

[neon vale]

what about rabbits

[void kelp]

Gn bro

khain is cool though

[urban coral]

Damn right I am fine

[void kelp]

And alligators?

[urban coral]

All Aeldari gods are trash

[teal oracle]

real

[void kelp]

honestly

i love to think that fulgrim smells like coco chanel - mademoiselle

[teal oracle]

He probably smells like a corpse
Sweet, but disguisting

[urban coral]

Your first mistake was thinking

[void kelp]

i like to think that the lion smells like rain

and angron smells like iron because all of the blood

and horus smells like pee

[urban coral]

Guess some people don't learn from their mistakes

[void kelp]

brooo

[thorn cove]

I'm going to hell rn

[stiff moth]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM

[void kelp]

okay but seriously

[thorn cove]

very old

[void kelp]

i would assume each primarch has a distinct smell

like i expect guilliman to smell like vanilla

[thorn cove]

this is what happens in S2

he got old lmao

[stiff moth]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[urban coral]

He is the Vanilla™️

[void kelp]

that's pepe

[void kelp]

im extremely bored and i would like to discuss extremely pointless matters

[neon vale]

do you go around smelling people

[void kelp]

depends

[urban coral]

Your life?

[void kelp]

that's a good one

but my life has more point than you

[urban coral]

I can be funny at times

[urban coral]

Damn right it does

[void kelp]

or does it

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

[urban coral]

Raid Shadow Legends looking kinda funky

[void kelp]

woah

solid snake in osu

[void kelp]

so like here is a thing

[neon vale]

metal gear but awesome

[void kelp]

space marines could actually be good government workers

[candid cloud]

Funky.

[neon vale]

[void kelp]

Ice cream flavor?

i like coffee

[void kelp]

Same, good choice

[urban coral]

Ultramarines and White Consuls

[void kelp]

yeah, but i rarely eat sweets at this point

[void kelp]

bro, you could even put them in call centers

[urban coral]

Perhaps Iron Hawks as well, but I'm not entirely sure

[void kelp]

"no miss, we are not responsible for the pee inside the package"

[thorn cove]

Now I put him into Dark Valley, Sterlok old as hell bruh

[urban coral]

Did some say... "Dark"?

What have they done to my beloved Dark Angels

[void kelp]

white gus fring

[stiff moth]

he looks so happy

[void kelp]

i think lion smells like baby oil

[thorn cove]

lmaoooo

[urban coral]

Me ready to fight GW for ruining the Dark Angels

[thorn cove]

I like this program bruh

[void kelp]

i mean, they were ruined from the start

we should invest into more stable hobbies

[neon vale]

like test of honour instead

[urban coral]

Your attempt at triggering me does not work, wench

[thorn cove]

do coding, I dare you

[void kelp]

darth vader looking lit

[void kelp]

every baby and their mother can google codes and copy paste them

[urban coral]

TFU, my beloved

[thorn cove]

[void kelp]

i haven't tried yet

[neon vale]

bait used to be believable

[bitter spruce]

yeah, most religions have a similar thing, mainly wearing specific clothing to be allowed into their religious buildings

[void kelp]

what is tfu

[urban coral]

The Force Unleashed

[thorn cove]

https://tenor.com/view/risitas-forocoches-uvasm-gif-22064855

[urban coral]

Where that Darth Vader model comes from?

[bitter spruce]

???

[void kelp]

oh yeah tfu

[urban coral]

After he got yeeted by Starkiller

[void kelp]

man i just love star wars

but disney ruins it hard

[urban coral]

Same

[void kelp]

i wish there was a series for warhammer too

[urban coral]

But Disney Star Wars isn't canon

[void kelp]

but its all gonna be focused on space marines and ignore everything else

[void kelp]

yeah, but they still produce some cringeworthy stuff

[urban coral]

I mean, Hammer and Bolter exists, but it's, well, Hammer and Bolter

[urban coral]

Thus why Disney Star Wars isn't canon

[void kelp]

tru

henry caville up to something anyway?

[urban coral]

Yeah

Trailer got released already, apparently

[void kelp]

why is the wookieepedia gay now

[void kelp]

wait

[void kelp]

release when?

[urban coral]

Nope, nevermind

Fake as hell

[thorn cove]

Disney not only ruined Star Wars, also Pixar. They lost serious animation stuff. Those guys was releasing movies with new features they use in CGI and 3D. Like Cars was their first movie with Live Ray Tracing Feature.

[urban coral]

To be inclusive towards the Disney fans

Remember when Disney was Walt Disney?

[thorn cove]

[urban coral]

Those were the days

[void kelp]

i miss the days i used to come from school to watch tv and life was kinda ok

[thorn cove]

Greed man, Greed made them like that, look at them now.

[void kelp]

and it wasnt all about "ooh you love boykissing, don't you"

[neon vale]

that meme hasnt been posted in this chat for over 8 months now

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/opila-banban-garten-of-banban-baby-opila-bird-gif-15932982644786613873

[urban coral]

Fr

[void kelp]

this made me laugh more than it should

[urban coral]

Yeah

[candid cloud]

L.

[urban coral]

It's not funny

Massive L.

[void kelp]

its art

[thorn cove]

https://youtu.be/aSF7gRSX4DM?feature=shared

this is REAL ART

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

THIS is art

[candid cloud]

SFM made.

[void kelp]

that is art

[urban coral]

Half-Life Rising: Revengeance

Based

[thorn cove]

ofc but that one guy in Batumi is making worst and brain dead SFM movies.

[void kelp]

what's like, the most tear-bringing death in wh40k

i mean, sanguinius doesn't count, his death is kinda overrated

[candid cloud]

Ever saw my animation?

[void kelp]

[thorn cove]

no? I bet it's best than that

[urban coral]

Dantioch

[candid cloud]

Take a look then.

[void kelp]

the who

[thorn cove]

[urban coral]

Dantioch

Barabas Dantioch

[void kelp]

dunno who that is

[urban coral]

The loyal Iron Warrior

[void kelp]

oh yeah that guy

care to elaborate

[urban coral]

The scene cast in the book is just heart-wrenching fr dawg

[thorn cove]

why I have this meme

[urban coral]

Kinda rare seeing this from Space Marines as well, tbh

I mean, not all Space Marines are emotionless, of course

They still have fragments of their humanity

And even then, they are brothers

Some more close than others, obviously

[candid cloud]

Oops, missclick.

[thorn cove]

[void kelp]

i mean, aren't they just humans with extra self control?

[thorn cove]

I hate you

[void kelp]

also i can name like 5 instances which i found really heart wrenching in movie deaths

[urban coral]

That's a pretty bland way to say it, but kinda, yeah

[void kelp]

1. john coffey
2. lisa (castlevania, and no r references crimson ty)
3. jack from titanic
4. yondu, gotg
5. dobby

[void kelp]

i mean they are that

[urban coral]

Castlevania anime?

[void kelp]

i found out that they can actually get married, they are absolutely functional humans

yes

[urban coral]

Sus

[void kelp]

die

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

[void kelp]

also sometimes i just ask myself stupid questions about space marines

[urban coral]

Even Salamanders, who are the most close with humans, talk in a way that is pretty cryptic towards regular humans

[void kelp]

like, how does a spacemarine logically handle a baby without probably crushing their tiny little bones with superhuman strength

[urban coral]

Same like Pedro Kantor would

[void kelp]

who

[urban coral]

Pedro Kantor

Chapter Master of the Crimson Fists

[void kelp]

so he can carry a baby

[urban coral]

Babe, baby, same difference

[thorn cove]

[void kelp]

nuh uh

[urban coral]

Yuh-huh

[void kelp]

im certain carrying a grown human is less tedious than a baby

[void kelp]

also where difference

[thorn cove]

Why this feels like The Sims 2 song?

[candid cloud]

Bru...

[raw orchid]

Hi chat

[void kelp]

hi matt

[thorn cove]

Hello

[thorn cove]

When I play Call of Duty 1 for first time.

[urban coral]

One is an Imperial Fist successor and Spanish asf, the other is a Romanian Batman but GORE

[void kelp]

slavic batman is cool

[urban coral]

They're getting new models

[void kelp]

also not much gore, its "Scare tactics"

[urban coral]

-ish

[urban coral]

GORE

[void kelp]

lmao who even mains them

goth kids?

[urban coral]

Plenty of duderinos

They're pretty cool

[void kelp]

i like their ancient-slavic vibe

like, lets impale those guys

and skin these gals alive

[urban coral]

That being said, none of the Chaos Legions are cool, so whatever

[urban coral]

Also HI MATT

[candid cloud]

Why not MATTY?

Could be cringe.

[void kelp]

hi MATTI

[void kelp]

i kinda like the world eaters

[candid cloud]

This was not a missclick.

[void kelp]

u need a shower

[urban coral]

They're still all wack

[candid cloud]

Fu.

All I need is to eat something.

[void kelp]

i just love the sororitas bro

hospitallers, guns, power armor

what is not to love other than GW's male-audience inclined writing

[urban coral]

Adepta Sororitas kinda boring?

[void kelp]

not really

they are kind of black templars

[urban coral]

Even Black Templars are cooler

Oh wait, Black Templars got that funky upgrade kit

...

WHY GW, WHY RUIN THE DARK ANGELS

[void kelp]

Augusta heard it crack.```

Favorite hobby is throwing stuff at pillars and waiting for it to break

literally sisters of battle shenanigans

[urban coral]

I mean, sure, them mfs are getting Primarisfied

Whatever, I don't care (entirely)

But where are the damn robes?

Where are the damn wings for the Deathwing Sergeants?

[void kelp]

wtf

[urban coral]

Where are the back banners for ALL Outriders?

[void kelp]

they are literally unwinging the deathwing?

[urban coral]

I HATE GW

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

dont worry bro, you can add them yourself

[urban coral]

Nope, the old ones don't fit on the new models

[void kelp]

ok apparently

[urban coral]

Seriously though

Where are the damn robes?

[void kelp]

the only difference between SOB power armor and SM power armor is one layer

[void kelp]

we can start a riot if they take them from dangels

if they take them from tempies, that's ok, i think

[urban coral]

You're telling me that, despite the Dark Angels being so "special" because they wear robes, GW decided to NOT add in any robed models other than Inner Circle Companions WHICH ARE LITERALLY WORSE BLADEGUARD VETERANS?

NOT TO MENTION THE REMOVAL OF THE TALONMASTER AND THE STRIKEMASTER, WHICH BOTH WERE VERY IMPORTANT ROLES IN THE DARK ANGELS

[void kelp]

holy mother of jesus

[urban coral]

THE STRIKEMASTERS LITERALLY GOT ADDED IN 9TH AND THEY'RE ALREADY GONE IN 10TH

[void kelp]

maybe too op

[urban coral]

They literally nerfed the hell out of the Dark Angels, despite them already being underpowered

Doesn't help that the codex they made was made BEFORE the release of 10th

[raw orchid]

@void kelp Billy? Not really. This might be chilly, but accept these bars - don't be silly. Speedy? Don't say a word about cringy. Tried to be bossy? Then you would've been THE revolutinary Billy

[urban coral]

I don't care about the nerfs, honestly

[candid cloud]

Tf.

[crystal lagoon]

Hi Matt how you doing

[urban coral]

It's merely salt upon the wound of them de-Dark Angel-ing the Dark Angels

[raw orchid]

Hi man

[candid cloud]

He's Really, not Billy.

[raw orchid]

I'm good thanks. Wbu?

[crystal lagoon]

Tired

[void kelp]

Ok

[raw orchid]

Just practicing my horrible rap

[void kelp]

It is really horrible

[crystal lagoon]

How the billy dis track coming along

[raw orchid]

Don't mind it

[pearl wraith]

Ok so basically there’s a sacred garment that one wears after they’ve made sacred covenants in the temple

[raw orchid]

Admit that you liked it (I know that you did )

[void kelp]

I didn't like it

[pearl wraith]

I believe there’s some mention of garments in the Old Testament but other churches kinda stopped doing that

[crystal lagoon]

Add silly billy in there somewhere

[raw orchid]

Better than yesterday tbh

[crystal lagoon]

Yea lol

[raw orchid]

Man hot tea really hits the spot after the shower

[urban coral]

AND THE NEW DARK ANGELS COMBAT PATROL IS SO BAD

[crystal lagoon]

Looks cool though

[urban coral]

That's why your name is accurate

[crystal lagoon]

Ik

If it looks cool ima buy it

[urban coral]

They ruined the Dark Angels

[crystal lagoon]

And then paint it and now I have a cool thing on my shelf :)

[urban coral]

I'd suggest getting Company Heroes

They'd make for a great centerpiece of the Ultramarines

[crystal lagoon]

I have a lot of cool things already that I need to paint maybe later

Also wallet looking a bit dry

Got to save up again

[crystal lagoon]

I looked em up they are cool but not the “me like it type of cool”

Somthing about ‘em doesn’t hit that spot

[urban coral]

True, they downgraded the Company Champion model and the Company Veteran marksman is just trash

[crystal lagoon]

I like em mini titan things with the long legs that look like striders but aren’t and there are two in one box

[void kelp]

@urban coral leman russ

[raw orchid]

💀

[crystal lagoon]

Can’t ever find the name

[urban coral]

Truly a Leman Russ moment

[void kelp]

oh tell you what

past week i met a guy who actually listens to guys like andrew tate

quoting him "these are the people you should listen to, they've got plenty of life experience"

[urban coral]

You mean Armigers?

[raw orchid]

Tate did some shady things but honestly? He says true things sometimes

[void kelp]

bold argument

[crystal lagoon]

Holly shit yeah those

[void kelp]

what do you agree with

i think all humans are prone to making mistakes, but at a certain ratio you become morally corrupt

[raw orchid]

The fundamentals of what he says regarding self improvement is critical to living a full life. But most people can’t accurately differentiate the line between "solid positive advice" and where he becomes toxic speaking ideas that came from insecurity and trauma. He makes real observations that society is overly accepting of unhealthy laziness but then contaminates it with personal views I’m guessing came from the trauma of being broke and a loser for a period in his life

[urban coral]

Who's the middle one even? I know the rest

[void kelp]

you deserve all the bad things happening to the dark angels for that comment

one on the left is luna tho

[thorn cove]

I cannot believe Tate becoming Robmanian

[void kelp]

from that hotel hazbin rip-off

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

[crystal lagoon]

I recognise three luna, Roxy and that one from sing

[urban coral]

Besides, you knowing that name makes you wack in your own eyes

[void kelp]

his opinions are quite absurd, but some of the things he says are logical

biggest issue about tatie is that he contradicts himself

[void kelp]

im genuinely worried about you now

[raw orchid]

I don't really support him or anything but genuinely I can agree with him about few things at least

[urban coral]

Oh, she's from Sing?

[raw orchid]

Self improvement is a must. I think no one can deny that

[urban coral]

Wack, that movie was gone quickly

[void kelp]

self-improvement without stabbing yourself is a must

[raw orchid]

Aye

[crystal lagoon]

Ik Roxy cuz I played the game, the one from sing cuz I whatched it with my younger cousin and Luna cuz I saw it in some meme a friend sent

[void kelp]

andrew's approach just sounds like insecurity-dumping

[crystal lagoon]

I think he’s dragging it on for views now

[urban coral]

Too bad his self-improvement is more in the form of "I'm better than everyone"

[void kelp]

also on another approach, today i took a shower and apparently my body was warmer than the heater's water #finland

[urban coral]

Wait, you took a shower? Must've been scary

[void kelp]

i dont know why i said this, but i just found it too dumb to be funny

[crystal lagoon]

💀

[urban coral]

[void kelp]

i will stab you one day

[urban coral]

Who's you?

[void kelp]

me

[crystal lagoon]

Do it no balls

[urban coral]

Sounds healthy

[candid cloud]

https://youtu.be/unygkik3lIw

[urban coral]

True, she doesn't have those

[void kelp]

also i think the best self-improvement approach is "why not, what could go wrong"

[void kelp]

i have balls, they are just integrated instead of being external hardware

[raw orchid]

I also don't like mant things about him. Him being a womanizer is one of them

[thorn cove]

@candid cloud

[void kelp]

[urban coral]

X asf

[raw orchid]

He says about love and relationships yet has millions of gfs

[crystal lagoon]

I keep forgetting if niryamo is a guy or a girl

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[raw orchid]

Quite contradicting

[urban coral]

The answer is yes

[void kelp]

GFS
forcing young women into illegitimate labor

[raw orchid]

Bruh

[void kelp]

i identify as violence, my pronouns are AAA/YAA

[raw orchid]

I mean even a broken clock is right twice a day

[crystal lagoon]

So funny I forgot to laugh

[void kelp]

i just dunno man

role models are near minimal

[void kelp]

if not 0 at this point

[raw orchid]

Absolutely agree on that

[void kelp]

jordan peterson sounds like a smart guy, but i heard that he's bad, not sure why tho

[crystal lagoon]

Ok I’m going to go to sleep now gn everyone

[void kelp]

gn dummy

[crystal lagoon]

Which is the second time I said this tonight

[void kelp]

yeah we know you like the attention, now sleep

[urban coral]

Goodnight

[urban coral]

Not Chee/Tah?

[void kelp]

i changed that

alcohol-free/forever is the current

[urban coral]

Purple Dragon Knight fr

[void kelp]

michelle obama could be a good person in terms of role models though

[raw orchid]

Gn bro

[void kelp]

and bill gates?

[void kelp]

why does he have a pokey pokey and a sword?

[raw orchid]

Khabib Nurmagamedov doesn't sound like a bad rolemodel honestly. I saw some of his interviews and he always like seems humble, respectful and hardworking guy

Other than that fight with Connor I haven't really seen him being angry

[void kelp]

it was personal lmao

[raw orchid]

Aye

[void kelp]

speaking of sports

[raw orchid]

[void kelp]

maybe paul morphy?

[raw orchid]

I'm gonna be honest, I'm not very versed in chess and its history

[urban coral]

Hella

[raw orchid]

I do know that Paul Morphy used to be a professional chess player but nothing more than that

[thorn cove]

Who misses Flash games bros

[void kelp]

neither but im an autist, so spending time alone playing with silly pieces against myself is cool and i know little things

[void kelp]

why pokey?

[void kelp]

honestly?

boris spassky, 100%

he lost the world championship, and kept helping the actual world champion, bobby fischer through his psychological messes to the death

[raw orchid]

Wait really? Didn't know

[void kelp]

no im not an autist, but i panic from social interaction, unless its on the internet, where there is a silly screen seperating me from people

[raw orchid]

Chess is a good sport to improve critical thinking tho

[void kelp]

true

[raw orchid]

So introvert?

[thorn cove]

That means you have Social Anxiety (because I have it too)

[urban coral]

Cane because cane?

[void kelp]

ig lmao

[void kelp]

why cane

[void kelp]

no anxiety, i just dont like people

[urban coral]

Because cane

[tight ether]

ur never going to function in the real world if you dont improve

[void kelp]

no

i function irl

[urban coral]

Damn, so you CAN be funny

[void kelp]

but i still dont like having long conversations

[void kelp]

bro i worked in a bar, i'm funny

comedy is 9.9/10

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-gif-26558298

[void kelp]

shit, i laughed

[raw orchid]

@urban coral question about Wolf. Have you ever seen him being alive in Army Warehouses location? If yes will he have some unusual dialogue?

Whenever I play he's always either in the campfire or near it lol

[urban coral]

Not yet

Believe he's got some new dialogue, though

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/414169672926232576/1079002322455244800/cat-24hours.gif

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-dog-post-this-dog-meme-post-this-cat-post-this-cat-meme-gif-22560524

[urban coral]

Oh yeah, I remember this vid

Based

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-rizz-pizza-tower-1-2-buckle-my-shoe-mr-beast-gif-8759117754243287080

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/meth-vault-6098-gif-1281826270186397701

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-fives-clone-trooper-fives-star-wars-clone-wars-gif-25445851

[narrow smelt]

Me chewing gum

[simple sage]

junyakid has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[narrow smelt]

Bro…

Is there not a sh*tpost channel?

[ripe merlin]

I usually watch him walk from army warehouses entrance to the campfire

[urban coral]

Yes, #💬┃en_offtop

[raw orchid]

How many times have you seen him alive?

[ripe merlin]

Every playthrough

Unless I killed him

[raw orchid]

What does he says?

[ripe merlin]

We are in #💬┃en_offtop

[urban coral]

Same

[ripe merlin]

Is that why you're no longer mod

[raw orchid]

Heresy

[narrow smelt]

We should be able to curse in off topic

[urban coral]

No

[ripe merlin]

No

[urban coral]

No

[narrow smelt]

Yes

[urban coral]

No

[narrow smelt]

F**K

[ripe merlin]

Don't try to bypass filters

[raw orchid]

No cussing in our Christian server

[carmine forge]

shut the fuсk up

[raw orchid]

!!!

[ripe merlin]

Don't be mean

[narrow smelt]

f*ck you too buddy 😡

[urban coral]

It doesn't matter, GSC allowed us to curse and they haven't fixed the bot

[raw orchid]

"MODS HE SAID SWAR WORD 🤓 "

[ripe merlin]

We added a new word to the ban list

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-so-mean-so-mean-mean-sad-frown-gif-24707376

[urban coral]

Remove dumb words pl0x

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-gif-26242052

[raw orchid]

Crimson with red nick

[urban coral]

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-state-football-hands-up-fired-up-gif-12947021

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-dallas-dallas-payday2-yeah-okay-gif-26968506

[narrow smelt]

Damn now I wanna play payday

[ripe merlin]

@urban coral don't post naked people

[narrow smelt]

Is payday 3 any good?

[ripe merlin]

@narrow smelt you too

[narrow smelt]

Mb

[carmine forge]

do Goat Simulator DSOD

[urban coral]

He was wearing his Adam costume

[ripe merlin]

Next one to post naked people is getting muted

[urban coral]

Once in a lifetime offer fr

[raw orchid]

[ripe merlin]

You're becoming penguan #2

Or tampico

I mix them up

[urban coral]

I'm me

[ripe merlin]

You're not me

[urban coral]

I'm not @carmine forge

I'm me

[ripe merlin]

Me is me, you can't be me

[urban coral]

But I is literally me