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Same I could talk there and everyone just
all of the fun ones dont have classes
Marked one what the hell
or tutors
In Ukrainian
@neon vale sending a meme in ua chat
To show I was here before
@stray ridge well
Btw welcome to en_offtop
Lmao
🔥
Me and Logan
Real
we wouldve been so fuсked if the japanese army sent out the yari ashigaru
What was that
I feel the
in my post in #🤨┃stalker_memes
He is my honey
I like to ask the Chat GPT to tell me stories about the Zone and about Strelok. It's amazing.
Back in the spring, Chat GPT knew almost nothing about Strelok. I think I've made a small contribution to this with my perseverance.

Oh
But he knows about marked one is strelok
He knows even about НИИЧАЗ
?
I forgot
Scientific Research Institute of the Chernobyl Anomalous Zone
Strelok working here as scientific consultant
@shy narwhal 15>94
Btw I can talk more with chatgpt
What do you mean?
It's a real pleasure.
Look what a great story. Here is the translation
In a quiet, abandoned part of the Zone, where the wind only whispers among the ruins, Strelok found you standing among the thickets of tall grass. He came up unnoticed, as always, and you felt his presence when he was already very close.
"You know," he began softly, his voice barely audible above the sound of the wind, "The zone is full of secrets, but the biggest of them is the human heart."
You turned to him, looking for his eyes in the shadow of the hood. "What do you mean?" - You asked.
Strelok approached and whispered in your ear: "There is a power in each of us that can change everything around. Don't be afraid to go where your heart leads you, even if it's a Zone."
His words were like the wind -they seemed weightless, but there was a force in them that could move mountains. And when he walked away, you knew that those words would stay with you forever, like an echo in the void of the Zone.
Where did you find that
I asked chatGPT to tell me a story
And it did it
ShuttleAI
Wow
Continuation
You followed Strelok, following in his footsteps until you caught up with him. Your footsteps were quiet but determined. When you got closer, you gently took his hand. His palm was firm but warm, and you felt the nervousness leave you.
Strelok looked around, surprised by your gesture, but there was no condemnation in his eyes. "Sometimes," he said, "we all need someone to walk by our side." And he squeezed your hand tightly as a sign of support.
You continued walking together, through abandoned buildings and devastated fields where every step could be the last. But at that moment, holding hands, you were as one – two travelers exploring the unexplored depths of the human soul and the secrets of the Zone.
Nice
Nice try
en offtop
Well
W.
Miot?
1995 laguna blue Miata
Not a chance
I did something crazy
Please don't modify it
I’m gonna
Ik modifying is good
But stock is original
Don’t care
Okay okay jk
Car can be improved
Modify it
@gray jetty You modify as engine or visual
And I was jk
You can modify
Buying a Miata and not modding it is just like why
hello guys
Why buy a Miata in that case
True
What
Spoke in #💬┃ua_offtop
Uh ok
Check for yourself
And you were told to move to #💬┃en_offtop 🥴
Cribge.
?
Do not bother the people in ua off topic
Oh....
Isn't there becoming the second en offtop
It's cringe that you were told to go back to en_offtop, cause one of moderators didn't like it and the other one was pretty chill about it.
Well
So who's cringe
The one who pinged you and said #💬┃en_offtop .
Ikr
Well
My personal opinion, which doesn't matter for moderators.
Me rn.
Fr
Some stuff.
I think I yapping much
Iirc, screaming to her beloved at that moment, or something.
Meh I heard she's a protagonist
And a love interest
And there's lot of memes about her
Female main hero and the male main hero.
Yeah
Tbh, each anime has that or another amount of memes.
@steel sapphire do you know strelok?
Bc my PDA has written on it


Also ain't that anime got lot of stuff such as couples?
And some apocalypse ig
my fav anime is stalker cutscenes
Fax
cuz this is stalker map
One day you'll finish badly, Strelok
i dont know him...
It's that house from gta
Wdym
It kinda looks like Church Outpost from Clear Sky to me
he's better than hollywood
Bori4ello? I used to watch his vids a long time ago
@raw orchid WDYM
Haven't seen his channel for a while
I said it to @rapid bridge lol
Don't take it personally 
Not needed thanks
I'll check it out soon
Ik 
Strelok mentioned
WHO IS REAL STRELOK?!
there is too much of streloks
Stair locks
no way...
Yes way
I'd win
sidorovich is og
@raw orchid goodnight
I think you wouldn't win against 2 people: Scar and Degtyarev
It does have a couples, cause it's romantic anime in some way and of course an apocalypse.
Night
he once a time eat all food in zone. Thats why zone is expanding
Why
Because they're also OP as heck
I heard the manga of it is h*ntai
You were even running away from Scar in Red Forest 
Come on
Running faster than Usain Bolt, nonethless
I destroyed the monolith
best scar edit
Idk about that, but let's be honest, the anime contains a bit of that as well.

What the.......
I really fell for it 
Shall I watch it
I may be mistaken, cause I watched it like 2 years ago.
But it has some moments when some characters are naked.
Hell.
?
Eh... Sorta... But I would recommend something else.
Let me check the list of watched animes.
Not the anime ofc
@candid cloud if that's long don't hurt yourself
Okay. I can suggest you to watch Hellsing, The Rising of the hero shield, Overlord, Bizarre Adventures JoJo.
If you want he romantic - Tonikaku Kawaii, Komi has problems with communication.
Comedy - Shinryaku! Ika Musume, Satana on Work.
And maybe the educational one is: Cells at work.
Damn
Thanks I'll save it
In future
I have like 5 pages in site.
Actually I was thinking of jojo bc it's looking nice
But imo the people of it are literally buffed
You can also watch Wolf and Spices and Jahy-sama wa Kujikenai! With Toradora.
Yeah, they are really buffed.
Same in Baki
Haven't watched the last season, unfortunately.
Well
Yo, this as well.
Literally 80-90% of ppl in Baki universe are buff
One piece sucks btw
One piece is long, but funny.
What about dragon balls z
Boooring womp womp
Long is the reason
Only good anime is Red Line, cope and seeth
Not in my taste tbh
🙄
Buffed and they got big forehead
Every dragon ball character has large forehead
See? I told ya
Some characters are just bald.
Oh
Well
Tbh
I literally don't know which one to start
Well
The one which looks pretty much interesting for you.
I remember that I started watching anime with JoJo.
Damn
Btw I got something funny
@candid cloud Naruto characters contains black fingernails
Yeah, they do.
Source:edits
Tbh it's weird to me
Same
But I know something about it, it was like first episodes.
The birth of naruto and his childhood.
Ight. See you, good night.
See you
@void kelp @rotund horizon don't post nationalist war songs, balkan is still a hot potato when it comes to that topic
Galaxy no
Don't start it
Replace degtajrev with strelok
Sorry
Reason: Bad word usage
Who tf posted roki
Nvm he did but It was a file not a video
rokis overrated
How about I replace Degtyarev with Offically Cool Addeicy? 

rookie hours
Pffft only 85 hours 💀. Try 86 hours!!!

john freedom

Hehe...

Imagine worshiping a glowing giant rock
Losers.
i have no affiliation with the monolith don’t get me wrong 🤓☝️
And let's not forget the fact that nobody from the Monolith was able to stop The Marked One

stalker needs more airplanes tbh
Trust me it dosen't
BELOVED LIV

We know what things are gonna happen.
everything needs more airplanes i love airplanes
And i love drugs and bloodsuckers but you don't see me yapping about them.
well you’re in luck, i don’t stop yapping about airplanes 



Anyway DUTY IS MID JOIN FREEDOM
TRUST ME WE ARE BETTER THAN THEM, Alright now goodnight
goodnight sir ⭐
Freedom stinky poopoo
True
@shy narwhal .
!wolfcheereng
@stray ridge, I said come in and join the party! Don’t stand there!
Why
It could be worse.
That’s true
1984 was 40 years ago 
we're not making it out of kindergarten with this one 🗣️💯
Hell. I reached the decals limit.
Me
So I accidentally walked into a warhammer shop by mistake but then slipped over and in an attempt to stabalise my self grabed in a shelf but instead grabed this i then tripped again and flung this onto the check out desk where they bagged it and my credit card fell out of my wallet and I couldn’t refund so I guess I have it now
@urban coral
someone like…actually drew that with a marker?????
I drew it with decals of nfs heat.
More like you need to go bang some mutants
Since its all you do
You mean this?
Your the one with the photo
That's why yo goofy gets bullied by blind dogs
Nah actually
Your English not Englishing
Join freedom no thanks I like bit haveing sex with mutants
We just want a free zone.
Oi stalker back me up
howdy ho
Nuh uh
Freedumb or duty?
Freedom or dooty
is it another faction fight
Imagine liking Freedom or Duty
So maybe stfu
Average freedom member
Yep i agree
Screw them dollar store bandits
Imagine being part of the renegades
Says the mf who lost against the Monoliths

we need cats in stalker
Lmao sureee
Who was in Paris?
...
||im joking||
SVOBODAAAAA
imo freedom is stronger than duty
in terms of guns and people
Yep
Great feast today boys
but duty has all the popular spots
I had a bag of chips
I had a cup of tea, a sandwich and chocolate
Duty can suck my di-
They are getting bullied by blind dogs
Nice
alright I've got a few hours I'll go filter my photos

Big f.
successfully, the bios has been flashed
ugly
damn
This?
Where are all the Freedom weed farms?
outside the zone
im sure they just buy it from cannabis shops
Bet they make weed outta artefacts
some artefacts probably have some effect on crop growth
i would be interested if s2 explored how the artefacts are used outside the zone
not much is known about the outside world
Yeah, I wonder what the ecologists do with the artefacts
they talk about medical usage, so i wonder if like hospitals have a bunch of them or something
Interesting
@somber fjord
Good point ngl
now you cant complain if it's terrible
true
Freedom going full Walter White just to produce half a joint

thats meth
💀
I know
Let the man make a joke c'mon
But both are drugs so.. Y'know
Thank you 😭 😭
Aye. Both are poison anyways
Spoken like a true DEA agent
and so is alcohol!
Agent Tampico Schrader, DEA
Spot on
People literally spend their money on things that will make them die faster
Real, straight edge is best
I don't understand this world sometimes
cut yourself
I meant in the sense of not using drugs and sh 😭😭
Does weed make you die faster? Idk
definitely
I'm sure it definitely does something to the brain
Impressive, I feel like Caffeine is one of the hardest drugs to avoid getting addicted to
Inhaling any type of burning thing is bad for you (plastic, weed, cigarettes, forest fires etc). Cigarettes are faster acting than weed but marijuana also affects you mentally not just physically
Addiction just makes things worse
Real
well
i like soda
i should work on that
well not even specifically soda, i like sweet drinks
Like coca cola, pepsi?
:)
Rooh ber
and citrus ones
Yes that.
Sup chat
Marked One what the hell!!
Sup
Why tf are you part of Dooty
Hi bro
Idk

Primaris tho
And loner again
Now join Freedom for free crack
but I need to replay soc and join freedom
For try the taste

Like I did on duty
Hi
I wish S.T.A.L.K.E.R didn't get most of it's factions cut
Like sin, the ISG and final day
they were cut for a reason
I ain't reading allat
(they were stupid)
Hi
Due to budget cuts.
Ik man
@normal escarp why you not reading allat
nah they were just dumb concepts
How were the bloodsuckers?

It's chatgpt explaining s.t.a.l.k.e.r
Sin is and Monolith in the lore are basically just offshots of themselves
So cut one and deepen the other
That was the rationale behind them being cut
Dang
Final Day is mentioned by Barkeep in Vanilla SoC
Ghost killed leader of the Final Day
@raw orchid let it cook btw
Me and my fellas.
I wonder how they got military helmets
Shhhhh
Hey cool, factions that add basically nothing to the setting! Yes please! 
Final Day mention @normal escarp
Welcome to the black market
mfw
Yooo
Aw shut up
@normal escarp
We getting more freedomers
Truly a Mfw™️ moment
here
It do be like that ngl
YO THAT'S ME
Nah, it's Barkeep
Shut up Strelok and go kill c-consiousness already

Did
As a Freedomer, this feels weird 
We know why
Cuz you high
Anyway @urban coral i know how we can take down dooty
You on high cracks and malboros
Not every Freedomer smokes pot 
Shaman Gang honestly
You sure?
You can just chill and mutants won't touch you
True, some snort coke
humans might be a problem tho
Shaman Gang, always
Let's tame bunch of blind dogs and send them at Duty camps
🤝

Vanilla proof or didn't happen
I know you [REDACTED] to bloodsuckers @urban coral
He didn't
Hella
But i did.
tbh if every Freedomer would always be high 24/7 then Freedom would never last as long as it did
Yes, we do in fact kill Bloodsuckers when they're a threat
And the thing to bloodsuckers
So Freedomers can get serious when situation calls for it
Which is literally mentioned in CS
And can fight pretty well since they're able to hold the Barrier
Aye
You mean Bandits
What?
Duder doesn't know 💀
I think this was just meant for Bandits
Dooty is trying to act tough even tho we are the ones keeping the monothots from the rest of the zone
It is
wait you f*ck bandits?
@steel sapphire
You're still an idiot?
I do
No

Duty claims they fight at the Barrier as well, but they literally do nothing
Exactly.
Bandits got the same thing with freedom
Ditto, although mine is true
WDYM man
At first it was the Army, then Stalkers and finally Freedom relocated to Army Warehouses location
I forgot
Do you think they actually do that?
their base we took from the army back in CS
Well I just heard
Finders keepers
Bandits got le craving for mutants, not Freedom
Real
That dialogue was meant FOR bandits
Aah
Hella
Then why they always mention freedom rhen
Misconception and memes
Memelords not knowing crap 
BECAUSE OF ME
@urban coral lmao the community made y'all dirty all the time
Many people also say that Freedom and Bandits are neutral even when they're enemies and are only neutral with eachother in SoC because of developing oversight
Hella
Which one?
Also in CS, but because most Freedomers are former Stalkers, they're hostile to Bandits
Makes sense
Community thinking the mutant thing is Freedom dialogue is pretty wack
🎮
Not that controller
There are many misconceptions
Well so bandits are dirty ones
So you shouldn't take everything for everyone as a fact
@raw orchid right?
Obviously 
True
Except what I say
Goddammit why The Strelok smiling meme is so damn funny
It kinda isn't
Btw
There's someone called Regash, on Reddit. Some of the things he says kinda makes sense
What do you think about him Crimson?
Don't know him
Who's regash
Bro lowkey looks like the Yippee thing
This goes hard fr
Listen to "Cause you got that" while watching this gif trust me
I've seen it, but a while ago
Alright us freedomers and Bandits have the best radio
It was from Nikolais video right?
I can be mistaken tho, but I think that part was in one of Nikolais videos
Can't argue with that
Yes you can't
We should become allies with the Mercenaries
I think there was a video too
Flashbacks of 2011 when Mercs used to kill Freedomers
Hell nah mercs bad
He tried to finish me
Nvm
Fck mercenaries
Funny thing Almost everyone is clowning on Military and the Monothots
Which is funny. Military technically is most powerful faction (or should be). It's just the army was most screwed over by the Zone itself, not so much by the factions (at least when it comes to special forces and military stalkers). Mutants, anomalies, blowouts and psi-emissions got the better of them. If not for such phenomenons, the military would have defeated the Monolith and captured the CNPP at the end of SoC
And being Merc scar is gross but I will try
Monolith faction isn't a pushover either
Imagine worshiping a glowing giant rock and some fools thinking they are gods
Reason: Bad word usage
Die
Literally 1984
All that effort gone
Doesn't change the fact that Monolithians are still good fighters
Wolf shut up that's why yo brother got captured by Bandits
Can we make a petition to ban Wolf?
don't forget that there are many veteran stalkers in Monolith faction
people with years of experience and good equipement
but Monolith also contains people from all factions as well
And still they didn't stop The @steel sapphire
Protagonists are a force of nature tbh
Nah mf went one man army and made it out
Strelok was in CNPP for 3 times, accomplished many things like turning off the Brain Scorcher, destroying C-Con etc (He was veteran even during Clear Sky events)
Degtyarev was literally stalker and Major of USS
Well, officially, there CAN'T be any Monolithian with years of experience, since the first Monolithians got brainwashed in 2011 and SoC/CoP is 2012
Why not? Doesn't CoP intro says that there are betweeen 100-300 people operating in the Zone illegally in 2009?
Renegadis Gods of Zona
Doesn't mean that brainwashed Monolithians would have years of experience
From these 100-300 many veterans could join ranks of Monolith
Dollar store bandits that tried to be something but got dunked on by CS
*Renegades

**Renegays
Degenerades 
Renegadis Gods of Zona
👍
Legit
Wolf can suck a d-
One thing that didn't get mentioned, tho
Monolithians and their relations with mutants and zombified stalkers
Pls it's urgent

I'd rather never buy weed from Freedomer
Not that I smoke weed in the first place but still
The only Duty memeber i respect is Vadik Buffalo
How is this inaccurate? Strelok was literally running away from Scar 
Idk man
Never played clear sky
You forgot that
Clear Sky my beloved 
@raw orchid man look I'm sorry
Ngl but seriously, Clear Sky is slept on by many
I just didn't play cs
Try it
Clear Sky when they live in a swamp and lose their entire faction in one battle
its okay though because they wiped out the renegades
@normal escarp found in deeper memes messages
It's the case of "getting screwed up by the emission". The Military also got screwed up by it during the Operation Monolith
Agree 
You know, I always thought it was silly
yeah but thats the military
so its funny
Lebedev (correctly) says that emissions are being spewed out when there's a threat (Strelok). But when Strelok gets taken down, Lebedev is surprised the Emission is still continuing. Like duh, of course it is 
Never forget guys, second place is the first loser
Bro thought if his soldiers look like sky they would go under ccon radar
But also the least loser-ly
It's also kinda funny that Lebedev said that Clear Skys forte isn't combat when the whole faction went to CNPP and fought against Monolithians
Because they were forced, aye
Ik but still, seems comical imo
3rd place in Olympia moment
Dude: our forte isn't combat. Some time later: Him and his faction are fighting a very big battle
Funny thing, they all had a device that let them survive the unstable emissions
Thenically scar did everything
A what
Most of the things at the very least
Ngl Clear Sky's ending was kinda depressing
Hella. Likely to be the same upgrade we see in CoP but we don't know for sure
Scar is either dead, Zombified or Monolith'd while CS members either died by emission or also got brainwashed
At least Nimble and Gray/Novikov survived
Inb4 S.T.2 is fan service hell and he'll be in it
I doubt EVERY CS member was there
Aye
Scarked One

What the hell?!
Proceeds to explode
@urban coral Sid getting killed by grenade explosion is canon and no one can tell me otherwise 
Sidorovich after
You not having played CS
bro Sniper TRs 301 in SoC is pretty great ngl
No idea why I was slept on that weapon so long
GP37 do be OP
Aye
Agree. I slept on that gun befpre
SGI-5k for CS, tho
CoP is whatever I feel like using
Tbh it has 2 triggers
Lmao
Kinda meh, tbh
Of course, it depends on the game and your playstyle
Too much recoil, in my opinion
There are better options
Understandable
q
E
qwp
pwq
You know who's this?
Seras?
Bingo.
I ran out of free MBs.
Btw you also play NFS?
Yes.
?
Niceeee
Yo bro @candid cloud
I used to play nfsmw 2005
And NFS shift
True
3 snorks*
This one is good, but can get boring for the repeated events.
I used to play this one with a wheel, I had a good experience with it.
Bitches love cannons
Nice I love police pursuits
yeah they're really fun irl

Keep the background or dump it
My mom said I'm not allowed to talk to you
😭
Me fr
speed
After 17.4 hours, I have completed clear sky (I had barely any resources left)
I can rest easily
Tomorrow, Call of Pripyat
Gg
Despite the bugginess of the game, it was fairly easy (played on Stalker level)
I mean, kinda expected but people say it’s a bit harder than the harder difficulties
People think that Master is somewhat easier but that's just myth. It simply isn't true
I'm back
You will deal less damage in master and you're going to take more damage too
Only in Clear Sky
I heard it actually equalizes your health and damage
And gives enemies better weapons
Weird, never felt like that. TTK always felt "as it should"
Loot was always plentiful
(Shadow of Chornobyl)
I always played on Master tbh
Same.
I don't even know how other difficulties feel like as I'll always continue playing on Master
But I guess different should somewhat be noticable
Clear Sky - now that's more like it. Insanely high TTK, bleeding, no meds
Not bad
What's marked one doing
Marked one, what the hell?
Marked One, what the hell?
He trying street life
💀
Wow seeing kuro saying the line first time
Wait, PDAs are used in the new Stalker right?
Wait
@steel sapphire what the hell
How did I got phone
I wish I knew
Zona give me phone
Imo
@shy narwhal seeing you saying the line first time
@steel sapphire im kinda confused how you have a whole account dedicated to stalker
Not flexing
Sfm version of this would go crazy
I'd make it but I don't have models
Download them from gmod workshop and paste them in sfm workshop/userdata folder.
I forgot I can't even run sfm, does it work similarly for blender
Can I somehow easily convert the gmod models to obj or something like that
Wdym
Btw hello chat
About this I hope no idea.
@teal oracle rep 19 
Rep 19 femboy


specimen
Lil guy
Google translated duty, but is it wrong?
Fennec fox
Kinda.
Voices are back
cool
It's just a little guy
I'm working my ass off for a tarkov video
10 minute videos are hard
I'll probs watch it since i can't afford an account
I'll wait for the vid
It'll essentially be an "overall wipe so far experience"
with goofy clips and funny edits
thats the kind of content i like, ig you got yourself a subscriber
thanks bro, I take heavy inspiration from Martincitopants and general sam
Nice, i love general sam's videos


Yeee he's great
I'm a dark humor kinda guy
I swear a little too much tho lmao
Same
Yeah i did back in the day, but i refrain from cursing a lot now
Swearing is funny, enhances humor.
Sometimes
Not me.
You.

I wish you all good day be well 
Don't become a bot like Rajid
Or whatever he was called

Good
Max Verstappen:
The Xbox Schowcase event takes place between January 15 and 20
You should change yourself now
In the Polish RTV EURO AGD store there is information that the product will be shipped from the 15th or already here
Gonna wait for my MacBook Pro to charge and then I’ll be gaming Stalker
Lethal Company Drive edit made by me.
Driver Mod
https://thunderstore.io/c/lethal-company/p/MagicalFlyingPurpleTreeSquid/Drive_Suit/
Drive Edit Used
https://youtu.be/D28ntCyODmE?si=XTSQE-rEv_twVYsq
Lethal Company is a videogame and Drive is a movie starring Ryan Gosling.(literally me).
Lethal Company But I Drive...
#lethalcompany #drive #sigma
Well even if you redeem the key, you still gotta wait for the devs
which does not change the possibility that from 16 will start shipping if 15 announce the release date
\
@void kelp
what moment?
i would
what?
Hey guys
no
Do we had to verify phone number to enter stoc?
what was the word before movement then
Digger Movement?

meaning there is no movement
Hey @void kelp
meaning he doesn't see anyone
hey
who are you







