💬┃en_offtop

[urban coral]

Yeah, there are also Aeldari gods

[void kelp]

slaanesh is the product of a 14 year old girl exposed to instagram

[urban coral]

And Gork and Mork, obviously

[void kelp]

also there is a 5th god incoming possibly, called vashkorr i think

[teal oracle]

Hashut! Vorgund! Zhar-Naggrund!

[void kelp]

he rules a place known as the "forge"

[urban coral]

Vashtorr, the wacky wackboi

[teal oracle]

Gets hit with the steel chair

[raw orchid]

Slaanesh

[void kelp]

jah, vashtorr

[teal oracle]

Anyway
Don’t want to talk about Vashtorr, Mechanicus can only get abused so much

[raw orchid]

Out of all Chaos Gods I respect Khorne the most ngl

[teal oracle]

The Mechanicus can never take any W’s

[void kelp]

khorne is hypocritical

[raw orchid]

Khorne never lies and is straightforward dude

I respect these qualities a lot

[void kelp]

he claims he battles for honor, yet he will revive his followers

[urban coral]

There's also Kurnous the Hunter

[teal oracle]

Why follow Khorne
That’s like, willingly causing yourself brain damage then turning into a violent schizophrenic with identity issues

[urban coral]

Nobody even knows who he is

[void kelp]

the best chaos god unironically is tzeentch

[teal oracle]

Aka
Niryamo

[void kelp]

im not violent

[urban coral]

Yeah, in Fantasy

[void kelp]

nor do i have identity issues

[teal oracle]

I’d go for tzeentch
If I’m dying it’s probably because he thought it would be funny to blow me up

[urban coral]

Khorne 40k isn't like that

[raw orchid]

I never said I'd follow Khorne. I just said that I respect him the most out of all Chaos Gods is all

[teal oracle]

You are the walking embodiment of a lgbtq sandwich
Don’t know what you are or what you bring

[urban coral]

I respect none of them

[void kelp]

khorne 40k is basically the average american politician

[urban coral]

They're all wack

[void kelp]

what tf is an lgbtq sandwich?

[teal oracle]

Lgbtq sandwich
What else would it be

[void kelp]

tzeentch would love you

hey kid, want the knowledge?

[teal oracle]

Luv me chaos dwarfs though

[void kelp]

you didnt read the patch updates didnt you

[teal oracle]

No 😔

[void kelp]

im straight

[teal oracle]

I KNEW IT
I TOLD YOU
I KNEW IT

[void kelp]

😔

[teal oracle]

I AM ALPHARIUS
AND YOU ARE A FOOOOOOOL

[urban coral]

Honestly, Fallen are the best Chaos duderinos and I still hate them

[teal oracle]

read like a book
Anyway
Lore tim

[void kelp]

i still act like a total homo though

[teal oracle]

700 hours of for honor lead up to this read

[urban coral]

Emperor's Child spotted

[void kelp]

where?

[urban coral]

Here

[teal oracle]

Homomaxxing

[void kelp]

unga bunga kill the emperor child

[urban coral]

Can't ban you in here

[void kelp]

yeah pretty much

[teal oracle]

Why woman no like woman?
That’s pretty gay

[void kelp]

women arent manly enough idk

[urban coral]

[teal oracle]

What’s manlier than two men

[void kelp]

im manlier than two men

[urban coral]

Dinosaurs with lasers

[teal oracle]

Real

[void kelp]

also chaos is simple, crimson is just dum

[teal oracle]

🧢

[urban coral]

Chaos is dum, Crimson is dum as well

[teal oracle]

I’m the idiot that watches several hour long videos multiple times

[void kelp]

tzeentch = god of change, beautiful
khorne = god of blood and doom
nurgle = i poo my pants
slaanesh = pull my ha-

undivided = we dont give two bleeps

[void kelp]

ogryn spotted

[raw orchid]

Slaanesh = God of horny

[teal oracle]

Anyway
I will be an old man before I see a Mechanicus W or another Mechanicus named character that isent Cawl
So time to switch favorite factions

[raw orchid]

If anyone deserves horny jail it's Slaanesh

[void kelp]

slaanesh doesnt really bring anything positive on the table

[teal oracle]

Too bad most of my favorite factions are Mechanicus related

[void kelp]

and is probably the most harmful chaos god of all four, if not nurgle

[teal oracle]

God is cruel

[urban coral]

Nah asf

[void kelp]

@teal oracle become heretek baby

[teal oracle]

No
Hydra Dominatus

[urban coral]

Get a Hunter Clade

[teal oracle]

A wut

[void kelp]

so many factions to pick from, its crazy

[teal oracle]

I gotta make a tier list

[void kelp]

but i will still love the sisters of battle for all of eternity

[teal oracle]

Titans and knights are S tier
Can’t ask for cooler lore and drip

[urban coral]

Hunter Clade

[void kelp]

sisters are S tier because nuns with guns

[urban coral]

Then call it "Cog-Circuit-Theta 2-7 Nullifier Axiom"

[teal oracle]

Luv the Armiger knight and Warhound Titan
Aka
The small boys

[void kelp]

warhound
small

you sure about that???

[urban coral]

House Cadmus, my beloved

[teal oracle]

Yes
Warhounds do come in packs of 2-4 if I remember my lore correctly?

I do also like the imperial navy
Fear the might of the Nova Cannon

[void kelp]

they are still relatively massive

[teal oracle]

They so cute tho

[void kelp]

the imperial navy is something i never looked into

[teal oracle]

Look at his stubby arms and funny face

[void kelp]

describing a 50 kg pitbull to a toddler be like

[teal oracle]

Anyway
I could go on a schizophrenic rant about factions I like stuff about but that’s for later

[urban coral]

Imperial Navy Breachers fr

[teal oracle]

Dripped out, always

[void kelp]

imagine not being able to rant schizophrenically when you want to

[teal oracle]

Breachers look so godamn cool

[void kelp]

[urban coral]

https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/N7OW2wXk64disWQM.jpg

Hella

[void kelp]

image has a barotrauma vibe to it

[teal oracle]

Some of the navy lore ain’t Grimdark
You volounteer for job as a crew instead of being kidnapped

Which I like
Makes the setting feel more alive

[teal oracle]

REAL

Mudraptors have breached the ship

[urban coral]

WRONG

It's called Gallowdark

[void kelp]

RIGHT

[urban coral]

Duh

[void kelp]

bro thats barotrauma af

[urban coral]

It's literally Gallowdark

[void kelp]

nope

[teal oracle]

Barotrauma is on the list of: average Finnish mindset
Aka depressing messed up reality

[urban coral]

Heretic lies

[void kelp]

i have been happy recently tho

[teal oracle]

Nuh uh
Go eat a turnip

[void kelp]

i quit alcohol and i have a life

[teal oracle]

Got a raise yet?

[void kelp]

nah, found another job

[teal oracle]

Good stuff

[void kelp]

fr

[teal oracle]

Mah Cadia :(

[urban coral]

It's literally Gallowdark

[void kelp]

go eat a turnip

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

[void kelp]

i will feed you a turnip

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

[void kelp]

ye uh

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

[void kelp]

ight

[teal oracle]

Silence, turnip boy
I curse you with tax evasion (the IRS is coming)

[void kelp]

what comes at the year 1 of 40k though?

[bitter spruce]

thats me

[urban coral]

Nuh-uh

[raw orchid]

Cadia RIP

[void kelp]

im the irs, pay or die

[teal oracle]

Over

[urban coral]

Huh, Kasrkin can have four Sharpshooters?

Pretty neat

[teal oracle]

Kasrkin are built different in lore

[void kelp]

yes

[teal oracle]

Described as demons

[raw orchid]

Abaddon needed 13 Black Crusades to finally succeed in something 💀

[void kelp]

kasrkin are just sly marbos without steroids

[urban coral]

Cadian Through And Through

[teal oracle]

All he needed was one tax evader

[void kelp]

reminds me of the teutonic order lmfao

[teal oracle]

Huron did a lot with alot less

[urban coral]

To think that Space Marines got their own equivalent of Sly Marbo

[void kelp]

i think the most successful traitors undeniably are the iws and black legion

[teal oracle]

I’ve played an unhealthy amount of darktide because Jesper Kyd makes too good music

[void kelp]

the rest are meatbags for loyalists

[teal oracle]

Also because minmaxxing is a requirement in Auric

[void kelp]

jesper kyd is a god

[urban coral]

He gud

[void kelp]

jesper kyd an hans zimmer

[urban coral]

Hans Zimmer is overrated, tho

[teal oracle]

Jesper Kyd can make a masterpiece out of two ping pong balls, a plastic tube, a chorus and a church organ

[void kelp]

not really imo

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-opinion-rejected-ichiban-absolutely-obliterating-an-innocent-citizen-gif-24570806

[void kelp]

but yea jesper is an artist

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143614347063603252/1191799861838893116/bounce.gif?ex=65a6c11d&is=65944c1d&hm=2b3210be3fd8379796320d97ff85a43da94b269279e13d991fcf0494e35fcfc0&

Damn straight
Bless that man

Light of the Imperium, and empires will fall my beloved

Moebian 6 is also very good

[urban coral]

They're Militarium Traitoris , so they're bad

[urban coral]

"Gucci Gang"

[void kelp]

@ripe merlin my cta....

U asked for mor of my cta so there u go

[cursive sierra]

i love cta

[bitter spruce]

rand thef uto

fi

[steel sapphire]

Hello chat

[granite tangle]

fr

<<<harry gregson-williams

[crystal lagoon]

Hey I have like no one to talk to in Italian so ima use it when I can

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-naked-snake-big-boss-binoculars-gif-17591985

[steel sapphire]

My childhood

[crystal lagoon]

Lmao so true also was up

[steel sapphire]

Good

NFSmw 2005 enjoyer?

[crystal lagoon]

Not rly

[steel sapphire]

Played as child?

[crystal lagoon]

No

[steel sapphire]

Oh.

I used to play nfsmw 2005

As child

[crystal lagoon]

Cool

[steel sapphire]

I was like 3 yrs old

[crystal lagoon]

Yeah I was agreeing with the fact I would use my phone as my entire gaming set up as a kid lol

[steel sapphire]

And playing it with ma dads g550

[steel sapphire]

I used to play it with laptop

Bricky laptop

[crystal lagoon]

lol I had a shity laptop I use to pirate every possible game on for me it was fun more so trying to pirate and crack the game Than actually play it

@void kelp @cursive sierra

[cursive sierra]

blocked?

[void kelp]

Burn in hell

[cursive sierra]

Made with Kinemaster?

[void kelp]

Burn in hell

[glass bobcat]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0ofMkI3jzmGCElAOgOLeo3?si=Jj7oDi8lTFi1KREJI25g0A

[candid cloud]

Me, who played WoT on cis servers: Aha, yeah.

[crystal lagoon]

I hope you get stuck in a field of anomalies and have run out of bolts

[cursive sierra]

i just dig under

[cursive sierra]

dollar store scout tf2 laugh

[hushed widget]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109635584214962208/1167907042560835744/jjpQGeno.gif?ex=654fd531&is=653d6031&hm=647adfd77336d99b916dedead8296fc4df54b51574a32bf3b0860d37010ce6a6&

[steel sapphire]

JOIN DUTY

[cursive sierra]

never

[steel sapphire]

JOIN DUTY

[crystal lagoon]

Join duty and get feee phone case?

[cursive sierra]

damn ok

[crystal lagoon]

There ya go

[cursive sierra]

i love duty

[crystal lagoon]

Lmao yeaaa

[steel sapphire]

@crystal lagoon join DUTY

[crystal lagoon]

I am duty

[granite tangle]

is this for a galaxy s3 or something?

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[crystal lagoon]

iPhone ten

[cursive sierra]

i hate apple

[crystal lagoon]

You hate everything

[cursive sierra]

i love freedom and bloodsuckers

[flint cobalt]

They are nothing

So you love nothing

[cursive sierra]

i love duty! (its opposite day)

[flint cobalt]

Damn his good

[void kelp]

I have that one as well

But I use the SCP logo phone case

[crystal lagoon]

The case

[void kelp]

it seems cooler

[crystal lagoon]

I got it custom printed I didn’t buy it

[void kelp]

@ripe merlin cta horror

[flint cobalt]

I have like 20 of these in a shop next to my school

[void kelp]

Fancy

[ripe merlin]

My honest reaction

[flint cobalt]

Man i hate amd software app. When i was playing clear sky I trun on filming by cliking ctl shift e

I have like 2 hours of film

[raw orchid]

[crystal lagoon]

Dog for you

[raw orchid]

[cursive sierra]

i hate dogs

[raw orchid]

L

[crystal lagoon]

Stop hating everything

[cursive sierra]

what do you think the H in jim24 stands for

[crystal lagoon]

@raw orchid he even sits with us lol

[crystal lagoon]

Autistic

[cursive sierra]

[latent whale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762227593469755445/1162975796974067822/mini_dust_baby-50.gif?ex=65a3681d&is=6590f31d&hm=b1099a52422ba176994b45769ea18d1409c30e7a98179a081ad32656caaa84fb&

[candid cloud]

@glass bobcat, heya.

Nice sound.

[raw orchid]

cute lad

[candid cloud]

Thanks, good luck.

[raw orchid]

I just love reading those PDA entries

[crystal lagoon]

It is fun

[cursive sierra]

nerd loves reading

[raw orchid]

So funny I forgot to laugh

[cursive sierra]

of course

[crystal lagoon]

Man I’m laughing in the inside it’s so funny

[glass bobcat]

[crystal lagoon]

Oh also bro I’m off to see some hot air balloons so it’s gona be good

[raw orchid]

sounds good

[candid cloud]

YEAH.

[glass bobcat]

dope

[raw orchid]

what is bro doing

he be chilling like @simple sage

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, I do not know who Mee6 and Outtaja are, are they loners?

[urban coral]

Truly a BattleLars moment

Oh, also, Duty cringé

[tepid matrix]

Cringemarine

[raw orchid]

@void kelp

Finally. friends with both Duty and Freedom

[full grail]

great

[raw orchid]

Don't take quests from Skull, and when you're interacting with Lukash don't click on that:

Work for both sides simultaneously, completing the neutral missions Voronin and Lukash offer and using alternate means to complete their tasks to kill opposing faction members

You can do tasks like bringing parts of mutants

killing mutants and such

but avoiding taking tasks about neutralizing members of Duty or Freedom

https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Voronin

https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Lukash

Wiki gives all of their side quests

some side quests damage your reputation with Duty and Freedom

https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Destroy_the_herd_of_rodents

This quest for example, it only increases with your reputation with Freedom while not decreasing your relation with Duty

Duty also has quests that won't damage your relation with Freedom while simultaneously will increase your reputation with Duty

yes, pick missions about neutralizing mutants, bringing them mutant parts and even killing bandits

killing bandits won't damage your relation with any of those 2 factions afaik

I mean encyclopedia included Bandits as faction so I guess yeah

True

It also includes Mobile Science Lab in factions instead of Ecologists

which tbh I always found weird

Maybe

anyways how are you bro? @void kelp

how's life?

Glad to hear

I'm doing alright thanks

Likewise

I'm getting drunk with Chef

that mission from Voronin about stealing Bulldog 6 from Freedom somehow doesn't ruin your reputation with Freedom (At least according to Wiki. It says Relation increase with Duty is +50)

[crystal lagoon]

Reminds me of the most annoying part of CoP when you have to drink like 50 bottles of vodka with that in guy who’s name I forgot cuz you want his help with the Jupiter underground

[raw orchid]

Ah yes, that part where Degtyarev is drinking with Zulu

[crystal lagoon]

Right always forget names lol

[raw orchid]

It was actually pretty funny in my opinion

[crystal lagoon]

Yea but by my third play through it got annoying

[raw orchid]

I always hated that Jupiter Underground part and still do, so I never minded drinking with Zulu

[crystal lagoon]

I never understand why people dislike it I found it fun and not to hard

[raw orchid]

1 word: teammates

[crystal lagoon]

One word: expendable

[raw orchid]

Man I never completed that part with any of my teammates dying

and never will

[crystal lagoon]

Lol you don’t need em all do you though

[raw orchid]

getting a bad ending for Vano, Zulu, Strider and Sokolov? not on my watch

[crystal lagoon]

Lol fair

[raw orchid]

Vano I also value and love the most since he's lovely guy and ALSO a Georgian like me

also Strider surviving is actually canon

[crystal lagoon]

But zulu has a cool gun😏

And if he lives well

[raw orchid]

If he survives Jupiter Underground part then he'll be found in Pripyat School. If rescued and brought back to the Laundromat he'll apologize and will give Deg his gun (RP-74)

[urban coral]

Ultramarines

[crystal lagoon]

Ik about that

[surreal lynx]

what RP stands for

[crystal lagoon]

Gtg

[raw orchid]

Take your time

[urban coral]

RP(G-7u)

[raw orchid]

Duno actually

[surreal lynx]

roleplay

[raw orchid]

bruh

[steel sapphire]

Hello chat

[raw orchid]

hi bro

[crystal lagoon]

Hey man

[steel sapphire]

Sup

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-tube-trapped-cat-trap-gif-24954140

[crystal lagoon]

[earnest escarp]

liquid car

[surreal lynx]

the most BASED special ops are frogmen

[near ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1193215832067674244/ShouldHaveCat_1724745342921433410480P.mp4?ex=65abe7d7&is=659972d7&hm=7b67c6bdc45760b99d25bbaa9f49a74e1251fddbd0437a08747e342981778484&

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/7iaRmkEY4U4?si=uytCbMCsuPXyBLtb&t=44

https://tenor.com/view/dance-kid-cool-head-bob-disco-gif-14309114

[teal oracle]

Dog for @raw orchid

[vernal loom]

Daily skif

[reef rover]

I’m starting to hate Amazon Prime now

Ads before every episode of a TV Show now

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-the-rock-shock-rock-shock-honest-reaction-honest-reaction-rock-gif-26066332

[reef rover]

💀

[reef rover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776970917028954142/939472259976933406/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-eat-hungry-food-pfsf1968-gif-16352596

[crystal lagoon]

[teal oracle]

@vernal loom you should get rimworld + biotech dlc
You can be a vampire and keep prisoners as living bloodbags

[crystal lagoon]

You should it’s the best

Honestly though I never actually bought the game I always pirate it every time I want to play cuz then I can play with all dlcs

[crystal lagoon]

Rimworld is one of the best games out there

[teal oracle]

Yeah

[teal oracle]

Modless fool

[crystal lagoon]

Oh I still play every mod possible

I use forgot the name but it’s like a extra 3rd software mod manager that basically is steam workshop cuz it just connects to the steam workshop website and downloads all the mods

So I enjoy it with out struggles just as well as those who pay for it

[void kelp]

a mod that allows me to make friends yay

[crystal lagoon]

A Felow rimworld enjoyer?

[void kelp]

no i dont play rimworld

[crystal lagoon]

Then pirate it

@void kelp it’s rly easy and virus free

[void kelp]

i always pirate games

[crystal lagoon]

Nice

[void kelp]

you think i bought stalker lmao

[crystal lagoon]

What do you use to pirate?

[void kelp]

i will not disclose that as i believe it is a violation of discord tos

but ų know it

[candid cloud]

Mf, discord can show pirated game in user's activity.

[crystal lagoon]

Is it the st***munlocked

[candid cloud]

Because it thinks it's original game, but it's not.

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

oh ok its piratebay

[teal oracle]

Friendless fool

[void kelp]

unblock me pls

i will be a good schizo (i wont)

[reef rover]

Fitgirl repacks

[crystal lagoon]

Nice gtg

[void kelp]

[candid cloud]

Funny.

[void kelp]

how is it funny

lars blocked me because when the voices take over i do bad stuff (i harass him over his videogame choices)

how can you play for honor and be straight???

[teal oracle]

Rule number 1
Never trust a fin
Rule number 2
NEVER trust a Swede

[candid cloud]

@void kelp , which games do you play?

[void kelp]

bro im japanese

[candid cloud]

No proof.

[teal oracle]

Ez
Goth women exist

[void kelp]

so you want me to speak in a high pitched erotic furry voice to prove it?

[candid cloud]

WTF.

[teal oracle]

[candid cloud]

WTF X2.

[teal oracle]

This is why I keep you blocked

[candid cloud]

WTF X3.

[void kelp]

x3

[void kelp]

guys will actually simp for goths then back down when they realise they cant handle that

"no rachel, you are not allowed to sacrifice my pet cat for a satanic ritual."

[candid cloud]

"ADAM! CALL OTHERS! WE CAN'T HOLD ANY LONGER AGAINST GOTHS!"

[void kelp]

bro like, goths are a weird cocktail of being cute, independent and having severe daddy issues

[teal oracle]

I would never simp
The only goth in for honor is a Bald, middle eastern, psychopathic, sadistic, overly edgy, warmonger

[void kelp]

if one of them is more than the other, the goth is keter class (dumb)

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[void kelp]

i can fix her

[teal oracle]

[teal oracle]

Shut up, stoopid

[void kelp]

trust me bro i can fix her

[candid cloud]

Heavy from TF2©

[teal oracle]

You like bald women now 🫵

[void kelp]

men are women with short hair and broader shoulders

[vernal loom]

Oh heck yeah

[void kelp]

change my mind

[teal oracle]

[teal oracle]

Men can cook, women can’t

[void kelp]

honestly he has a point

[void kelp]

this is just big cap

[vernal loom]

Fax

[teal oracle]

Dumbass

[void kelp]

i can make anything ranging from a chocolate mocha to high grade meth

[teal oracle]

[candid cloud]

Wtf.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-goofy-quirky-stop-talking-gif-23359668

[void kelp]

stop wtfing me, im not even being weird

[teal oracle]

Shut up
Gay 🫵

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-talking-be-quiet-spartanye-stop-talking-be-quiet-gif-21595035

[void kelp]

im straight

[candid cloud]

No evidence, unfortunately.

[void kelp]

how do you prove that?

[vernal loom]

What? I will do what I need to get food

[teal oracle]

Nuh uh

[bronze swallow]

no starve

u dont get food

[candid cloud]

(I forgor what gender are you) Do you have a gf or bf?

[vernal loom]

You have 5 hours

[vernal loom]

Why are you asking them

[bronze swallow]

checkmate i have garlic i gain an hr

[candid cloud]

🙄

[void kelp]

neither

[bronze swallow]

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/bat-bat-walk-bat-crawl-cute-bat-funny-bat-gif-15948666568923495017

[reef rover]

[crystal lagoon]

This is exactly how I feel nowadays there so many genders to keep track of lol

[void kelp]

what is gender

i thought main genders are, strelok, goth, male, female, birmingham

[bronze swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/reptile-lol-hehehe-gif-5441436

[void kelp]

this is gender

[reef rover]

To define someone whether they have a hole or a pole

[candid cloud]

I just asked that because I forgor Niryamo is she or he.

[crystal lagoon]

Ik

[candid cloud]

Said*.

[reef rover]

You had it right the first time

[shy narwhal]

*Strelok

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[crystal lagoon]

Exactly

[vernal loom]

Intersex people:

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1147673103162409041/charlie-wow.gif

[crystal lagoon]

They pick one of the two sides I guess

[void kelp]

polish is a gender indeed

what is holish tho? from holand?

[reef rover]

Damn, did me dirty

[crystal lagoon]

Fr

[void kelp]

@urban coral hi my holish friend

[steel sapphire]

So I'm strelok or male

[crystal lagoon]

Strelok

[void kelp]

you are either stelok or male

or goth or female

[candid cloud]

Selok or.

[void kelp]

mel

[crystal lagoon]

Guy or girl.

[candid cloud]

^

[void kelp]

guy and girl refer to young male and female

[vernal loom]

My gender is [REDACTED]

[candid cloud]

You are she.

[steel sapphire]

Too real

[crystal lagoon]

Ok male and female

[void kelp]

how did you even find out?

[steel sapphire]

So that makes me different

[shy narwhal]

Harassing women

[crystal lagoon]

Lol

[candid cloud]

I just know.

[vernal loom]

It’s ambiguous

[steel sapphire]

@void kelp ?

[crystal lagoon]

😂

[void kelp]

of course the confirmably homosexual male would say that

[candid cloud]

This is what I did some months ago.

[crystal lagoon]

🫡

[shy narwhal]

I am not homo, i am bi

[candid cloud]

Hell.

[vernal loom]

I can’t confirm whether I am attracted to men or women

[vernal loom]

It was either you or Me that made me cry some time ago

[crystal lagoon]

Your a vanpire why does it matter

[steel sapphire]

That makes sense I thought you was transgender

[vernal loom]

It’s my dream to get married…

[shy narwhal]

Tf

[candid cloud]

I had your photo and harassed you with that.

[crystal lagoon]

It’s hard to tell what people are these days

[void kelp]

both ways, you sleep with more guys than i ever will

[crystal lagoon]

[steel sapphire]

Chillax it's just a thought

[hushed widget]

@shy narwhal girls frontline?

[candid cloud]

@carmine forge , what did you do with atheadax, I want to know.

[crystal lagoon]

Lmao

[steel sapphire]

What the

[vernal loom]

Someone said something mean and I started to cry 💀💀💀💀

[crystal lagoon]

💀

[candid cloud]

Guess what?
You are dumb.

[steel sapphire]

Wel

[crystal lagoon]

Nuh uh shes just vampire

[vernal loom]

You constantly make grammatical errors.

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[steel sapphire]

She's a bloodsucker

[crystal lagoon]

Yes

[candid cloud]

She's a living person which eats food.

[vernal loom]

Oh Lord I can see the Freedumbers coming

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[steel sapphire]

Oh crap

[void kelp]

gay chat

[crystal lagoon]

You have summoned them NOOOOO

[candid cloud]

Yeh.

[steel sapphire]

Dw we are dutiers

[crystal lagoon]

🫡

[candid cloud]

Luckily I'm a real and only loner.

[void kelp]

you like coffee?

[vernal loom]

Not even the government can confirm that.

[steel sapphire]

I like loners tho

[bitter spruce]

d

[candid cloud]

Ye.

[crystal lagoon]

Not me who ur asking but yes

[void kelp]

what kind of coffee

i like vanilla latte

[near ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1192779381907673098/oi-oi-oiter.mov?ex=65aa515d&is=6597dc5d&hm=b899a03ff29c902afc3af343d9dfebaad300b7fb1fcec16dc97a55cca6c14483&

[steel sapphire]

So that means if you get freedomers we here

[candid cloud]

I like every type of coffee.

[crystal lagoon]

I like Cuppachino in the morning and a caffe in the afternoon

[bitter spruce]

curious

[void kelp]

that sounded oddly odd

[steel sapphire]

Yo krez here

[bitter spruce]

tell your wife she has a lovely neck

[void kelp]

i drink like 3 cups of coffee a day

and usually all of them are van latte

[steel sapphire]

This edit is fire

[void kelp]

tell your mom she has a nice waist for me, ty

(i would love to know what she does at the gym)

[crystal lagoon]

I just drink caffès most of the time I don’t like the extra milk or sugar just pure expreso

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-goodbye-chat-penguinz0-gif-20222640

[crystal lagoon]

Goodbye

[steel sapphire]

Bye dude

[candid cloud]

Cool, I just drink the standard coffee.

[vernal loom]

I’m not actually leaving 💀

[void kelp]

standard coffee is unfortunately not standard

there are multiple kinds of standard coffee

[steel sapphire]

Btw I'm tryna get it

[void kelp]

americano, italiano, french, arabic, turkish

[candid cloud]

I just checked.

[vernal loom]

I CANT STOP SNEEZING HELP

[void kelp]

and the best is americano because it can branch out many things

[vernal loom]

I’ve never had coffee, and never will

[candid cloud]

Jacobs Monarch (I have no idea which one that is).

[bitter spruce]

nice

[void kelp]

they naming coffee with fire names now?

[crystal lagoon]

Americanos suck

[crystal lagoon]

If it is friendly fire Kuro you better not

[shy narwhal]

Well, actually no, I've only ever had one actual ex bf

[crystal lagoon]

Nuh uh

[void kelp]

i have never actually had a bf

but like, i had two gfs

[crystal lagoon]

Rly?

What are you again

[void kelp]

yea lol

[hushed widget]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-slap-girls-frontline-gif-24936538

[void kelp]

i sexually identify as a goth

[shy narwhal]

I am the one who made it.

[bitter spruce]

the edit is no longer fire

[crystal lagoon]

Agree I liked it now I don’t

[shy narwhal]

But the duty one is not made by me but by Robert, a ytb i followed the in past years

[signal mirage]

metro exodus

[crystal lagoon]

Ohh ok again I like it

[crystal lagoon]

Shut up and leave

[carmine forge]

what?

did something happen to her?

[bitter spruce]

thank you ikea from walmart

[signal mirage]

You shut up Dumb_fuck

[crystal lagoon]

Shut up

[shy narwhal]

I am kind of in love with a girl but i rather not want to talk about it

[candid cloud]

It was either you or Me that made me cry some time ago - Atheadax.

[bitter spruce]

cool then dont

[carmine forge]

Oh

[crystal lagoon]

Lmao

[vernal loom]

Same

[void kelp]

hol up im boutta l'operetto your italianussy

[candid cloud]

Congrats, you are straight.

[bitter spruce]

you are not

[carmine forge]

I think it was the time when I sent a pic of a cat holding a parrot in his mouth

[void kelp]

get your own personality bro

[shy narwhal]

What?

[bitter spruce]

send it

[vernal loom]

No thanks

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/eggman-cool-dance-lights-gif-12332457

[void kelp]

cant be two schizos in here

[carmine forge]

that wouldn't be nice

[signal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-ohio-the-simpsons-simpsons-homer-simpson-gif-15119009855948947822

[void kelp]

dunno, i was about to do the opposite of not talking about that

[vernal loom]

Unlike the rest of you lot @carmine forge treats me with kindness 🗣️

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/454665524887027714/1184868958633992334/IMG_20230828_041743_679.gif?ex=658d8a35&is=657b1535&hm=693b30d44e1bfbecfed033b8891ca27a05b01773f4669387b3ca17300030201b&

[void kelp]

nobody cares bro its the internet

[hushed widget]

uni

[void kelp]

why would you want kindness from weirdos who laugh at "i love paris" followed by an ukrainian man standing next to a tower

[bitter spruce]

:D

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-eat-hungry-food-pfsf1968-gif-16352596

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/grunt-grunt-flip-deimos-death-madness-combat-gif-8030382330717590526

[signal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/shoe-gif-7336291

[bitter spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143614347063603252/1191799861838893116/bounce.gif?ex=65a6c11d&is=65944c1d&hm=2b3210be3fd8379796320d97ff85a43da94b269279e13d991fcf0494e35fcfc0&

[candid cloud]

So you are fat?

[bitter spruce]

faker

[candid cloud]

Yeah?

[vernal loom]

I eat mines

[bitter spruce]

hi

how is faker

[candid cloud]

Hello, Tampico.

[signal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[candid cloud]

Doing fine, you?

[bitter spruce]

min(o)[rs]

[void kelp]

tf is a qnia

they inventing sex 3.0 now???

[bitter spruce]

ze zim

[shy narwhal]

Sorry

[crystal lagoon]

Shut up person that doesn’t even have a rank yet

[candid cloud]

Quadro names in albama, idk.

[signal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-jjk-hollow-purple-yapping-yap-gif-11549699007778800962

[void kelp]

what is a qnia?

[bitter spruce]

who the hell even cars about that

[crystal lagoon]

And a bio of a blue haired teen that uses twitter

[shy narwhal]

I invented sex 3.0 (QNIA), also called "Psi-Emissions"

[vernal loom]

I can’t tell if everyone is teasing each other or just being mean

[void kelp]

noooooo

[crystal lagoon]

I think it’s 50/50

[bitter spruce]

one more word outta you and im poking your eyes out

[candid cloud]

I just want to hop on back on SFM, but I have no idea what to make.

[signal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/know-your-place-gif-10180089605782136209

[crystal lagoon]

Your literal bio

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/off-batter-severe-neurodivergent-moment-look-at-him-go-gif-24056107

[bitter spruce]

pornography

[candid cloud]

Hell nah, fck that.

[void kelp]

as a blue haired teen that uses twitter, on behalf of BHTUT, we are not that kind of BHTUTs

[signal mirage]

are you restarted

[void kelp]

@crystal lagoon

[bitter spruce]

just a suggestion

[bitter spruce]

hard

make Ghost (2009) edits

[crystal lagoon]

Your pronouns are ze/zim 🤣

[signal mirage]

ight buddy so theres this thing called irony.......

[candid cloud]

This is even harder.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2815868531

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/yippie-explosion-gif-12585051434570676675

[bitter spruce]

are you a fish

[crystal lagoon]

And now days it’s impossible to tell with the amount of people that take it seriously

[bitter spruce]

he baited you without even saying anything

[candid cloud]

Shoul try that.

[signal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/bacon-hair-car-mad-ez-gif-3661354365791304765

[vernal loom]

LMAO-

[bitter spruce]

you're unable to think for yourself

[signal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-meme-truth-lie-gif-9021535758661504197

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-gif-22144279

[vernal loom]

I GENUINELY CANT TELL IF PEOPLE ARE TEASING OR BEING MEAN

[crystal lagoon]

50/50

[candid cloud]

Go ahead, tell.

[bitter spruce]

you are unable to think for yourself

[void kelp]

chat is 1 iq

[crystal lagoon]

Collectively

[signal mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-meme-truth-lie-gif-9021535758661504197

[bitter spruce]

you are 0.002 of that

[vernal loom]

I often feel I need permission to do things

[bitter spruce]

you have permission

[crystal lagoon]

And so are you

[vernal loom]

I will now overthrow the government

[bitter spruce]

nope im 0.7

[void kelp]

yes, you are not allowed to pee on margaret thatcher the piss snatcher's grave

[vernal loom]

Anyways, I have to actually leave now. I love you guys and remember to take care of yourself 💞

[bitter spruce]

:3

[vernal loom]

Stay healthy!

[bitter spruce]

BORING!!

[crystal lagoon]

Cya

[bitter spruce]

more pain and shorter lifespan? YES PLEASE!!

[vernal loom]

Shut up I care about your health

https://tenor.com/view/cony-brown-cute-love-line-gif-12722592

[void kelp]

like the russians would say in these situations

[crystal lagoon]

Lmao

[void kelp]

idi k chertu ❤️

[bitter spruce]

thanks russians!

[crystal lagoon]

Where do you live ?

[bitter spruce]

love those guys

[void kelp]

oulu

[bitter spruce]

connecticut

[crystal lagoon]

From*

[void kelp]

oulu

[bitter spruce]

what word ar eyou correcting?

[void kelp]

where from you live

[crystal lagoon]

Lmao

[bitter spruce]

where do you from

[crystal lagoon]

No I meant to ask where y’all from but couldn’t bother to rewrite lol

[bitter spruce]

where do you from

[shy narwhal]

That would be a compliment

[candid cloud]

From which country are you from?

[bitter spruce]

where live are you from

[void kelp]

im 0.9 of that iq

[bitter spruce]

nuh uh!

[signal mirage]

0.9%

[crystal lagoon]

Australia and kuro’s country

[bitter spruce]

yes thats what he said

[candid cloud]

Where are you?

[shy narwhal]

Makes sense

[bitter spruce]

in my room

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[void kelp]

hi im from japan (konnichiwa idk) and i live in finland (PERKELE)

[bitter spruce]

are you outside

[candid cloud]

No.

[bitter spruce]

i dont like this guy anymore

[crystal lagoon]

Ooook

Concerning indeed

[void kelp]

what did i do

im literally a finnish citizen

[bitter spruce]

uggghh

stop saying it you're making it worse

[shy narwhal]

Better than being Italian that's for sure

[crystal lagoon]

Why do you hate being Italian!

[void kelp]

oh mamma mia this dough-a makes me horn-i

[crystal lagoon]

Honestly I love being Italian

[void kelp]

(im the one hitting u)

[shy narwhal]

I'm sorry for you

[crystal lagoon]

I’m sorry for you

[bitter spruce]

you eat pasta sauce and garlic bread all day or something

[crystal lagoon]

Hating your county is for Americans

[bitter spruce]

no its not

[void kelp]

italy is best tho

they got mafia everywhere

[crystal lagoon]

You get it

Well yes

[shy narwhal]

I'm fine with that

[void kelp]

and they rule czech politics indirectly

[crystal lagoon]

Oook

And pasta!

[shy narwhal]

Haven't said i hate my country

[crystal lagoon]

Right

But you hate being Italian so why do you hate it

[shy narwhal]

Guess

[void kelp]

i love italians tbf

[void kelp]

except kuro, he is polish af

(femboy syndrome)

[shy narwhal]

I'm not Polish at all

Not even a femboy

[void kelp]

you know what happened in kenya?

[shy narwhal]

I don't

[void kelp]

kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth

(unfortunately, the answer is probably yes)

[shy narwhal]

[void kelp]

i will stop harassing you now, love u tho

[candid cloud]

GRISHA?

[crystal lagoon]

You are disliked by other Italians

[shy narwhal]

So i won

[shy narwhal]

No

[void kelp]

won what

[crystal lagoon]

You like anime to much

[shy narwhal]

No, it has to do that i will have to work and get my money stolen by the government so they can give those money to the retirees who are earning over 2k €

[crystal lagoon]

Fair so you do hate the government

[shy narwhal]

That includes Italians (voters)

[void kelp]

mamma mia my money goes to a pensioneer

[shy narwhal]

45% tax

Laugh about it

Literally almost half the money i earn each month

[crystal lagoon]

Ok I understand now

[void kelp]

mamma mia my money goes to the immigrantes

[shy narwhal]

Nah that has nothing to do with that

[void kelp]

mamma mia i cant pay my rentetto

[shy narwhal]

I have three properties

[crystal lagoon]

Mamma Mia my money goes to a lazy government that does jack shit

[shy narwhal]

Enough about politics tho

[void kelp]

mamma mia my money goes the pension of a grandma with a bdsm dungeon

[crystal lagoon]

Sleezy albaneesy

[shy narwhal]

Oh yea another thing

I hate people

[crystal lagoon]

Fair

[shy narwhal]

I work in ambulance service

[crystal lagoon]

Lol

Must suck

[crystal lagoon]

Where in Italy do you live

[shy narwhal]

Tuscany

[crystal lagoon]

Nice never been there though

[void kelp]

damn they named a city after a drink?

[shy narwhal]

Toscana

[crystal lagoon]

I’m currently in Turino

[shy narwhal]

I'm sorry for you

[crystal lagoon]

Yea

[void kelp]

urino

[crystal lagoon]

But I go back to Vegemite land on the 30th

[candid cloud]

Uranium.

[void kelp]

Uranus.

[crystal lagoon]

Urethra.

[void kelp]

uranium rods in urethra

[shy narwhal]

I would've sent a gift

But I can't

Not NSFW

[crystal lagoon]

?

[shy narwhal]

I can send it in DMs

[crystal lagoon]

Uranium in Uranus and Urethra

Sure

[simple sage]

gclynam has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

kuro sending feet pics

[covert heron]

how long can one go without sleeping without like dying

im on 28 hours

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/ugh-annoyed-face-gif-18341274

[shy narwhal]

I'm going to send it to you rn as well

[narrow smelt]

A couple days

[shy narwhal]

Just sleep

[crystal lagoon]

Wtf

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[covert heron]

brotha i am on my 6th redbull and 10th diet coke

[narrow smelt]

Dude same

[covert heron]

i phisically cannot

[narrow smelt]

I need my red bulls for class

[shy narwhal]

Then don't drink such stuff

[crystal lagoon]

You realise although the chances your are lying are high it is fatal to go days without sleep

[reef rover]

Blud is becoming more powerful than the Marked One

[covert heron]

ill prob go sleep in a bit

[narrow smelt]

They’re like coffee just way more unhealthy

[crystal lagoon]

And taste worse

[covert heron]

like 8 hours just so i dont sleep in the am

[granite tangle]

i saw the throne made of bones in the paris catacombs

[shy narwhal]

Still, don't drink that much lol

[narrow smelt]

True lol

[granite tangle]

kinda regret not sitting on it

[crystal lagoon]

Why are you in France

[covert heron]

poor soul

[narrow smelt]

I only drink em if I have to before class and whatevs

[reef rover]

Lost forever

[narrow smelt]

Sit on it

[crystal lagoon]

Ok but still your in France

[covert heron]

have yall seen the dude who stuck his pp in a skull from the catacombs

[crystal lagoon]

No lol

[granite tangle]

sure did

[narrow smelt]

Tf

[granite tangle]

average american in the catacombs

[covert heron]

usual /b/ poster

[granite tangle]

they either lose themselves or do weird stuff

[crystal lagoon]

The average American.

[narrow smelt]

I’ve heard stories of people getting lost in the catacombs and just dying there

[granite tangle]

on the other hand, i saw a group of Ukrainians or Russians, not sure where they were from exactly but they were speaking a Slav language

they had a big dog

[outer bluff]

https://media.tenor.com/OE5MPhBRWUAAAAAi/gaijin-snail.gif

average WT player

[granite tangle]

who brings dogs to the catacombs

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-swing-gif-23878746

[crystal lagoon]

If you mean war thunder then your wrong

[narrow smelt]

War thunder leading cause of cancer in young sexually confused men

[crystal lagoon]

Lol

[narrow smelt]

Can’t find the article

[outer bluff]

wdym

WT player love the Snail

[narrow smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-gif-21922016

[crystal lagoon]

Yes

[covert heron]

war thunder yucky

istg that shit is women repellent

also a significant war thunder playtime is often a symtom of the tisim

[narrow smelt]

True but

It’s war thunder

[crystal lagoon]

I play it for pure enjoyment grinding it discusts me

I also don’t play to much

[narrow smelt]

I haven’t even played it

I tried to once and my shit crashed (sign from god)

[outer bluff]

WoT always number 1

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-yep-this-gif-13617583

[crystal lagoon]

Whatch your toung your on a stalker server and stalker is #1

[outer bluff]

but Stalker isnt a tank gaym ._.

[crystal lagoon]

Fair

[void kelp]

some people here wishing they were that skull

[crystal lagoon]

Why and it better not be you

[outer bluff]

Stalker better than Gta or Far cry, who agrees?

[crystal lagoon]

Yes

[covert heron]

dawg what

[lucid crow]

@void kelp wish granter is a cover up for something else, it exists for a sole purpose of killing everyone who tries to get too close for the secret laboratory on the territory of npp

[void kelp]

no

wish granter is sugar daddy rock

[crystal lagoon]

Why did you spoil it

He might of just started playing

[lucid crow]

it's literally said by the quest description

[crystal lagoon]

Ik still

Nice

[crystal lagoon]

C-consious

[shy narwhal]

Do you have the decoder?

[lucid crow]

you might want to reload the save before pripyat

[lucid crow]

so that you could complete another quest line to access another ending

[crystal lagoon]

Yeah

[shy narwhal]

^

[crystal lagoon]

Go back to streloks hide out

[shy narwhal]

Complete the quest "Meet with Guide" before going to Pripyat @void kelp

Ignore the Wish Granter one

[crystal lagoon]

Bye y’all have a good night

[lucid crow]

gn

[shy narwhal]

Did you do that?

[lucid crow]

have you met him

[shy narwhal]

Because you are

[lucid crow]

👁️

[shy narwhal]

Either after meeting with doc you had to go to the hideout in the Pripyat hotel to get an item called decoder

[lucid crow]

doc told you that you have to find decoder in pripyat's hotel in order to access the secret laboratory

[void kelp]

@shy narwhal https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112848695747154120/1193280238340276294/39215d62d99b90c0ed4c900fb880610ef7c197910fcfb9336bf5c49eaa28240f_1.mp4?ex=65ac23d2&is=6599aed2&hm=16e5696c0bb56c4071866e3c008397705b2aba84b28a46d277268fd6c622ce50&

i dunno why

you took the key?

[shy narwhal]

Check DMs

[narrow smelt]

Bro pissed out a whole 2 liter

[shy narwhal]

Lmao

[lucid crow]

it's in the npp indoors

just a bit further than wish granter

[void kelp]

what is the abbreviation of CNPP in russian?

ЧЯС?

[lucid crow]

in russian it is чернобыльская атомная электростанция

[narrow smelt]

Donut sauce?

[void kelp]

so its ЧАЭ

[lucid crow]

nah, the lab is in npp

[void kelp]

how about ukrainian?

[lucid crow]

чаэс

[void kelp]

chernobylskaya atomnaya elektrostantsiya

[narrow smelt]

اي واحد عربي هنا؟

[lucid crow]

electrical station literally

[void kelp]

امك

[shy narwhal]

https://youtu.be/Kd0m14Pm4qs?si=nicaSKXAi9n-QINX

[narrow smelt]

ابوك

[shy narwhal]

@void kelp

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

what my dad do?

[narrow smelt]

Yes ❤️

[void kelp]

im ms. worldwide fr

[lucid crow]

yeah