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crystal lagoon
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Not good as cat

teal oracle
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Mätt likes dogs

granite reef
crystal lagoon
teal oracle
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Who installed dumb_fck 3.0 while I wasent looking!!!!

teal oracle
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😔

crystal lagoon
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Lol I upgrad every year

teal oracle
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This is worse than the windows 10 incident

crystal lagoon
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I like all animals equally except one the French

crystal lagoon
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Guys ranjid is here

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En_staker

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Nvm he stopped typing

granite reef
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The rip

glass bobcat
granite reef
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Kinda

crystal lagoon
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Meh close enough

teal oracle
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F for honest Abe
Atleast he wasn’t tellefragged

granite reef
teal oracle
granite reef
glass bobcat
teal oracle
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Oh yeah right

granite tangle
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what does °F mean

candid cloud
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Farrenheit.

coarse rapids
candid cloud
coarse rapids
candid cloud
crystal lagoon
candid cloud
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@crystal lagoon , Freedom is still better.

crystal lagoon
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Nah uh

candid cloud
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Wtf you mean "Nah uh'?

coarse rapids
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Nuh huh

candid cloud
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Tf you mean "Nuh-huh"?

crystal lagoon
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Nuh huh duty peak

candid cloud
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Nuh-huh, Freedom better.

crystal lagoon
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Wtf you mean Nuh-huh

candid cloud
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Nuh-huh.

crystal lagoon
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Duty is cooler better managed, funded and stronger that freedumb

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But let’s agree we aren’t siding with renagades

candid cloud
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Well yeah, renegades are shit.

crystal lagoon
shy narwhal
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Nuh uh

crystal lagoon
teal oracle
crystal lagoon
teal oracle
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Ew

ripe merlin
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American is the meme language

crystal lagoon
crystal lagoon
ripe merlin
compact minnow
crystal lagoon
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Go to Amazon that’s where I got it

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Ships most places

compact minnow
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kinda wanted to pre order it from official website

crystal lagoon
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You can’t

compact minnow
crystal lagoon
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Youll have to do it from a trusted place like certain game websites or Amazon

crystal lagoon
# compact minnow why not

they don’t have a way to ship themselves so they have to rely on other websites to sell it and ship it

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I think at least

compact minnow
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i see
well they could officially sell it on their website and then deliver it via amazon

crystal lagoon
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Doesn’t work like that

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Amazon isn’t a shipping service

compact minnow
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can u send me amazon link please

crystal lagoon
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One sec

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You’ll have to find it just look up stalker preorders Amazon

compact minnow
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yeah there bunch of shady copies idk

teal oracle
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Well I failed as a high school student
Killing myself

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My grades are MISERABLEcry

crystal lagoon
ripe merlin
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???

compact minnow
crystal lagoon
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Oh lol

compact minnow
ripe merlin
compact minnow
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no idea what that website tho, games legend

crystal lagoon
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I hope that my Amazon one isn’t a scam

teal oracle
ripe merlin
ripe merlin
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I mean for honor

teal oracle
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No

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I already win
I am him

ripe merlin
teal oracle
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Creature

ripe merlin
teal oracle
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Nah I’d win

ripe merlin
teal oracle
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Rarely win because of opponents skill, just because I make mistakes
Aka
MASSIVE skill issue

teal oracle
ripe merlin
teal oracle
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Yes
Not anymore smile_degtyarev

ripe merlin
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You never did

teal oracle
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Shut up!!!!!
Cat less fool!!! 🫵🫵🫵

crystal lagoon
teal oracle
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You all shall suffer

ripe merlin
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@void kelp post cats

crystal lagoon
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What have you done addeicy feels_bad_stalk

ripe merlin
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You're delusional

crystal lagoon
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He does alot

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They are great to

ripe merlin
compact minnow
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whats stalkers official contact mail btw ?

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or website where i can submit ticket

glass bobcat
teal oracle
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Nah I’d win
Loses Immediately

raw orchid
teal oracle
crystal lagoon
raw orchid
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Hello

crystal lagoon
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How ya doing

teal oracle
raw orchid
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I finally had a good sleep

crystal lagoon
candid cloud
teal oracle
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NOT YOU TOO

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Isaac sent me
So many of these stupid godamn videos

candid cloud
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Me who stole it from another server: 🙃

candid cloud
teal oracle
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:(

candid cloud
teal oracle
candid cloud
teal oracle
candid cloud
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Tbh, I don't know.

teal oracle
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Anime fans moment
Exist without reason

coarse rapids
teal oracle
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I know but this is absurd

coarse rapids
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Wdym

teal oracle
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Too long

coarse rapids
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Dwarves are better

teal oracle
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Real

candid cloud
teal oracle
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Me when
Foreign language

candid cloud
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Cats.

teal oracle
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Real

void kelp
teal oracle
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Oh no he has to pay the cat tax

glass bobcat
teal oracle
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What

glass bobcat
teal oracle
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Damn

glass bobcat
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Say gex

teal oracle
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Gay sex

small ice
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Xay seg

candid cloud
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Yax ges.

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Yex gas.

small ice
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xes yaG

void kelp
teal oracle
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Damn

earnest escarp
void kelp
granite tangle
raw orchid
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@crystal lagoon @bitter hearth what do u guys think?

crystal lagoon
raw orchid
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Rice with soy sauce goes hard

crystal lagoon
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Yeah

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What’s in it?

raw orchid
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Some meat, carrot, red pepper, onion and soy sauce

crystal lagoon
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Nice

raw orchid
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And just a bit of garlic

crystal lagoon
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Sounds good I just at lunch I had gnocchi mixed with some left over pasta and sweetpatato

raw orchid
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Sounds pretty tasty

crystal lagoon
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It was

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I just saw this as a notification and got high hopes cuz the word stalker just lit up my neurons but no it’s just about some guy

raw orchid
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XDDD

ripe merlin
glass bobcat
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@teal oracle There is highlander fest

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I gonna buy him and there is new execution (I think)

teal oracle
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Real?

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Rework out yet?

glass bobcat
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But there is new execution fr

teal oracle
void kelp
raw orchid
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Sorry bro. I ate it all feels_bad_stalk

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Couldn't resist

teal oracle
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😔

glass bobcat
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Genetic advantage

raw orchid
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LOL

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Disrespect is real

teal oracle
glass bobcat
teal oracle
reef rover
candid cloud
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Vibe check, catch.

glass bobcat
reef rover
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Worst part is that I’m shorter 😭

glass bobcat
glass bobcat
reef rover
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5’1

glass bobcat
reef rover
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Major F

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Can’t reach a lotta stuff

teal oracle
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Unfortunate dog

glass bobcat
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It also has downsides

teal oracle
reef rover
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I get trolled by life

teal oracle
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Lucky bastard
One of you is two short one too tall
I’m decent
Solution: share height

reef rover
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Just gonna get those leg extensions that costs $50000 for one leg

teal oracle
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Leave some for the rest of us

glass bobcat
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I hit my forehead a lot of times

reef rover
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This you now

glass bobcat
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Doorframes in my school be like

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I'm taller than my teachers

reef rover
teal oracle
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Mf I live in a country with only tall people
I gotta look up all the time smile_degtyarev

glass bobcat
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Nvm, I read that wrong

teal oracle
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No too gay

reef rover
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Thanks

teal oracle
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If you want gay femboys you go to Sweden smile_degtyarev

glass bobcat
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Cool people

teal oracle
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If you want homophobes you go to Finland smile_scar

teal oracle
reef rover
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I have a ThinkPad with a Finnish keyboard layout

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Just found out today

glass bobcat
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Becouse of recent elections, Poland is more split

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Leftists won

raw orchid
reef rover
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All political parties in Poland are bad

glass bobcat
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I find it hilarious

glass bobcat
reef rover
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Indeed

glass bobcat
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Until president's plane crashed

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In Smolensk

reef rover
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“Crashed”

glass bobcat
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Some people speculate that Russians took it down

raw orchid
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@glass bobcat got a joke for you

glass bobcat
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Or someone inside decided to land in forest

raw orchid
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Why do tall people think that they're the center of the universe? Because they can't see anyone else smile_strelok

glass bobcat
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That was good one

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Mfs used to throw paper planes at me

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"They hit a second tower"

reef rover
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💀

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Was about to make the joke

teal oracle
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What do you call a Mexican that lost his car

raw orchid
teal oracle
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HE KNEW

reef rover
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Juan

glass bobcat
reef rover
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💀

teal oracle
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He knew 😔

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The joke is ruined now

reef rover
raw orchid
glass bobcat
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When I will get home, I will send that photo of me

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And doorframe

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1-2cm away of hitting my head

reef rover
teal oracle
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My profile has some stuff in the comments I can say that
Mostly from my friends goofing around

glass bobcat
teal oracle
reef rover
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Ahh, my brother always gives me +rep every year wishing me a happy new year. Rest just my friends goofing around

glass bobcat
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I have swag

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In my comments

glass bobcat
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On steam

reef rover
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What the hell is this, stalker?

teal oracle
glass bobcat
reef rover
glass bobcat
reef rover
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I know

glass bobcat
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:00

reef rover
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I’m Polish

raw orchid
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@teal oracle @reef rover @glass bobcat What do a grenade and a woman have in common?
You remove the ring and your whole house is gone

glass bobcat
simple sageBOT
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c_art_man has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

glass bobcat
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1984

raw orchid
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Fr

reef rover
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Fr

glass bobcat
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Fr

reef rover
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The reactive stalker img isn’t working 💀

glass bobcat
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|| I have men|| Sigma

small ice
reef rover
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Orangutan

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🦧

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I have to look for job somewhere else 💀

teal oracle
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Can’t see the hoes from up there can you?

glass bobcat
teal oracle
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Simple, go to Scandinavia
Plenty of tall women here smile_degtyarev

glass bobcat
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Literally their perspective

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They are around 150cm

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Max 165

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Almost 50 cm gap

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My ex once told me that I had to eat radioactive materials when I was a kid

teal oracle
reef rover
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I needa find a place with short girls

glass bobcat
reef rover
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True actually

teal oracle
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I’ll hire a swede, 20 bucks

reef rover
teal oracle
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White people will do anything for a 20 smile_scar

candid cloud
teal oracle
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I’d kill for a bowl of noodles

candid cloud
reef rover
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1984

teal oracle
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Half life if it was written by vizipop

candid cloud
teal oracle
candid cloud
glass bobcat
reef rover
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Nooo

glass bobcat
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Any1 wanna join?

raw orchid
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I'm in

reef rover
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Same

teal oracle
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Praise the master of mankind

crystal lagoon
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Let’s do it

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Not done still got to patch it up and finish some bits of but went with red for some reason

reef rover
glass bobcat
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@raw orchid @reef rover @teal oracle

teal oracle
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Tall lad

glass bobcat
teal oracle
glass bobcat
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I gotta start smoking

teal oracle
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What

glass bobcat
flint cobalt
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Taktyka means his good lad

teal oracle
glass bobcat
glass bobcat
flint cobalt
glass bobcat
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And I still managed to be 2m tall

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And I'm not even 18

teal oracle
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Mf don’t smoke you crazy???

glass bobcat
teal oracle
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You’ll live a painful life

reef rover
flint cobalt
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Man you are like this one dude in 7th grade being 1.80 white ather ar 156

flint cobalt
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Your 180 in 7th?

reef rover
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No

reef rover
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156 now

flint cobalt
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Me to

reef rover
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😭

flint cobalt
glass bobcat
flint cobalt
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Smal ish

reef rover
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I’m past that, just gotta do uni

glass bobcat
flint cobalt
raw orchid
teal oracle
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I think we need to see other people
The only one I see up here is me

flint cobalt
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When his Talking to athers he has to dig five feet under ground

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To see their eyes

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Look what i visited in september

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Im not kidding i was on a trip in september

reef rover
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Twin towers at an alternative universe

flint cobalt
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Poland is like alternative universe to europe

reef rover
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True

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Alt universe to Texas

flint cobalt
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BTW this foto IS from Poland

reef rover
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Ohhh

glass bobcat
reef rover
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No no

flint cobalt
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Yeah

reef rover
glass bobcat
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@teal oracle I bought HL :3

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Silly character

teal oracle
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Wdym silly

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Have you seen the man’s thighs

flint cobalt
reef rover
teal oracle
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He’s strapped and ready

glass bobcat
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He was born in Belgium

reef rover
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I’m sorry for your loss

glass bobcat
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Especially grab

flint cobalt
reef rover
reef rover
flint cobalt
reef rover
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😭

flint cobalt
reef rover
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Hmm

flint cobalt
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I know the name for it but only in my native language

surreal lynx
reef rover
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Fair

reef rover
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Aldi PC

glass bobcat
reef rover
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What

glass bobcat
reef rover
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Ahh

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I feel sorry for the tragedy

candid cloud
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@carmine forge and @bitter hearth .

reef rover
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Goofy ahh layout

surreal lynx
steel sapphire
reef rover
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I think God made me intentionally suffer now

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Because I think I have a Gluten intolerance now

earnest escarp
reef rover
crystal lagoon
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Yo @ivory quest how are you

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@ivory quest Let’s chat here I got to get my rank up lol

ivory quest
crystal lagoon
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Nice what time is it in Poland rn

ivory quest
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6pm

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18:00

crystal lagoon
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Nice same here

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Now ik it’s you me Vaduz and Kira that all have the same time(I’m keeping track of who I’m sure has the same time for some reason)

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
crystal lagoon
ivory quest
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hm

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i would go to a gym

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if it wasn't for 16 years old minimum

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
crystal lagoon
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Damn that sucks

ivory quest
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because if you get hurt tfq is they gon do

crystal lagoon
reef rover
crystal lagoon
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Not in Australia

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In Italy it’s just a ton of paperwork and medical examinations which are expensive

crystal lagoon
reef rover
reef rover
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Yeah, same here

crystal lagoon
surreal lynx
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guys don't ever eat people's brains

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you'll get a disease called kuru because of it

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
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we are gonna just you know

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kinda have a week in school right now

ivory quest
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and then go back to living

crystal lagoon
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Always sucks going back to school

ivory quest
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yooo 10th level i'm this guy with theee uuuhhhhh this guy

ivory quest
crystal lagoon
ivory quest
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every lesson we have a test

crystal lagoon
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That sucks

ivory quest
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at the end, hate it

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
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but it's still kinda fun

ivory quest
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just a little bit

teal oracle
crystal lagoon
teal oracle
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played some auric damnation

ivory quest
crystal lagoon
crystal lagoon
teal oracle
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second hardest gamemode for Darktide

crystal lagoon
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Oh

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Dark tide seems fun but I never wanted to get it

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(Price)

crystal lagoon
teal oracle
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we have Maelstrom, normal darktide but with randomised conditions. no ammo drops, mutant hordes, less ability cooldown, more weakened bosses
You got regular damnation, hardest difficulty
Auric damnation is maelstrom light + damnation
Then Auric Maelstrom
aka
HELL

teal oracle
ivory quest
ivory quest
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So your nickname is pretty much my second name

crystal lagoon
crystal lagoon
teal oracle
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AND ITS ALL ABOUT A TABLETOP GAME

crystal lagoon
teal oracle
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ITS CRAZY MAN

ivory quest
teal oracle
crystal lagoon
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I whatch and read ALOT of warhammer

crystal lagoon
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Just passing can get you a degree

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They say here c’s get degrees

simple sageBOT
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skleton. has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

ivory quest
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Come on broo

crystal lagoon
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Lol just shorten it it’s fine

ivory quest
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In university

crystal lagoon
# teal oracle

Yes but they are good reads I get my overall lore from videos as it’s easier than reading 20 books

crystal lagoon
teal oracle
ivory quest
crystal lagoon
crystal lagoon
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Plus hot women are 👌

teal oracle
ivory quest
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Idk i live by just doing random shit like creating a game idea

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I really would like to be a film director or a game designer

crystal lagoon
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I have learnt to code and it is fun although it’s been a while

ivory quest
crystal lagoon
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Yeah that’s what I did learn python alson its not rly lame just not for everyone and if you think it’s lame now then maybe not the best thing to do but definitely try it

ivory quest
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Because the shit i wanna do requires a big skill of filming or just a big skill of optimizing your game (Yandere dev hello)

crystal lagoon
crystal lagoon
ivory quest
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Even though i just finished my Garry's Mod Player Model which seems to match every single idea i had

crystal lagoon
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Lol nice

ivory quest
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Like the outline for me was a hell of a ride

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I spent 10 hours on my laptop trynna figure out how to make this sh*t

crystal lagoon
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What is your game idea anyway

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Yo @void jackal love that meme lol

bitter spruce
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ITALLY

crystal lagoon
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Yes

bitter spruce
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I LOVE SPAGHETTI

crystal lagoon
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@void jackal come stai

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
# crystal lagoon What is your game idea anyway

/movie idea, it's basically about a guy who was born in germany but then moved to Ukraine by the name of Felix Bauer, i already have a design of him and i haven't really thought of a storyline but i definitely know the game/movie has to be in winter and set somewhere in the mountains

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Sorry i was a bit busy not a response on time

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
crystal lagoon
bitter spruce
crystal lagoon
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Again autistic

bitter spruce
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im sorry to hear that

ivory quest
# crystal lagoon You

How you described him reminded me of a video where the kid on America's got talent got immediately rejected by one of the judges right after the mom said that her daughter is blind and autistic

crystal lagoon
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lol I’ve seen that

ivory quest
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Yeah that one

crystal lagoon
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Oh have you seen that animated American recruitment add it made me cry because of how bad it was

crystal lagoon
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No wonder they are bellow their recruitment line

ivory quest
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Yeah no sh*t

glass bobcat
crystal lagoon
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America is the joke of the world

void kelp
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look cta

ivory quest
# crystal lagoon America is the joke of the world

Bro ain't gonna lie when i walk home with my friend after school and i see a fat person, when it walks by we say something like "his legs work more than sysiphus himself😭💀 or just saying: Average American"

ripe merlin
ivory quest
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I ain't no bullying or anything but when i see an emo with friends the first thing we do is start singing "cut my life into pieces, this is my last resoooort"

glass bobcat
ivory quest
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Like shiet, i know life sucks but how about playing some games or just starting having fun

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
void jackal
ivory quest
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Wait... I can say shit?

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
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SHIT THAT'S BOUTTA BE THE MOST LIT THING I DISCOVERED

ivory quest
crystal lagoon
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Oh yea shit is fine also fuck

ivory quest
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I said "shit it has to be the coolest thing i just discovered"

crystal lagoon
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Ye I miss read it all good

ivory quest
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Talking about the Felix Bauer

crystal lagoon
ivory quest
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I can't draw too much but one of the things i like

crystal lagoon
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Nice👍

ivory quest
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And i also discovered that i made the most original design of a ski mask in 2023

crystal lagoon
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Yeah

ivory quest
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Because nobody ever added yellow stripes to the mask running across the face

void jackal
ivory quest
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Vertical

crystal lagoon
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devo andare a cena

ivory quest
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And also Felix Has to be a mountaineer tho, and loose his right hand in one of the longest and most dangerous expeditions

ivory quest
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Have a nice meal

glass bobcat
crystal lagoon
crystal lagoon
ivory quest
stone tinsel
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New Comrade in the Zone.

earnest escarp
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Sweet fella

crystal lagoon
stone tinsel
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Duty would prob smoke the lil guy bc he got that weird discoloration of fur between his eyes

stone tinsel
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Duty after shooting a puppy bc it had white-ish fur on its forehead: Sure_I_am

glass bobcat
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Duty moment

crystal lagoon
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@urban coral what you think, i decide to go for a different couler sceme for my sniper

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Base not finished

crystal lagoon
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?

urban coral
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The company marking

crystal lagoon
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Oh no still ultra marines

urban coral
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But the company marking

crystal lagoon
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Idk what I did I just swapped gold with red

crystal lagoon
urban coral
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Looks more like brown

crystal lagoon
urban coral
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Same blue or a different one?

crystal lagoon
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Same blue clagar

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Bad camera and poor lighting

urban coral
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So, the only difference is him not being 2nd Company, but 3rd?

crystal lagoon
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Yeah basically

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Also I thought it was cool

urban coral
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And the ear parts being metallic instead of the regular blue

urban coral
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Aye

crystal lagoon
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I just painted why I thought looks cool

bitter spruce
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warhammer mentioned time to overdose

urban coral
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Have fun

crystal lagoon
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Probaly gona go back to the gold though

urban coral
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Aye

crystal lagoon
urban coral
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You should be able to easily paint over the red, so it's not that big of a problem

crystal lagoon
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I don’t remember who i think lars sent me this lol about warhammer lore

crystal lagoon
urban coral
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But then he's from a different Company zak

crystal lagoon
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Lol yeah but it’s cool and idc 😎

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Ima paint what’s cool

urban coral
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Truly an Iron Ravens moment

crystal lagoon
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All them warhammer lore freaks can scream and cry for all I care 😎

urban coral
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I will

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That's a promise

crystal lagoon
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I will give you a stroke my painting each of my marines from a different company and also make mine own up and then act confused and say what’s the problem

urban coral
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Okay

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Make one up right now

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On the spot

crystal lagoon
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Ok get this gold armour green painting over the Eagal and shoulder pad rims, silver and white for guns and orange vents

urban coral
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Ngl, Marines Errant would be a pretty cool army to paint

crystal lagoon
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Yea

crystal lagoon
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Again idc it’s a design

urban coral
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And it sucks smile_degtyarev

crystal lagoon
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Ik

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I put no thought into it lol

urban coral
crystal lagoon
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Agree I also dislike it

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At least I’m not this one guy I know who also paints and doesn’t know a single bit of lore like nothing he doesn’t even know if the warp and makes up names and everything as he goes along

urban coral
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What about the Castellans of the Rift smile_degtyarev

crystal lagoon
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Meh don’t like the colours

urban coral
urban coral
urban coral
crystal lagoon
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Idk ask him I like the lore although i focus not to much in the imperiams lore

ripe merlin
urban coral
ripe merlin
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Thank you smile_degtyarev

urban coral
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Blades of Vengeance

crystal lagoon
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That’s cool

urban coral
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Hella

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Could perhaps get them as a Kill Team

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That'd be cool

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Knights of Byzantium

bitter spruce
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i love coloring books too!

urban coral
urban coral
cloud smelt
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Do you guys think i should take this job? Im mid-game

vagrant snow
ripe merlin
candid cloud
candid cloud
urban coral
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Fake asf

ripe merlin
candid cloud
urban coral
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Fake asf

candid cloud
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Isn't fake.

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He did it.

urban coral
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Hella fake, tho

candid cloud
urban coral
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Can only find this at the moment

candid cloud
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I see. At least you're not a furry.

granite reef
carmine forge
ripe merlin
void kelp
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Woahhhh

teal oracle
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Damn

void kelp
urban coral
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Fake

void kelp
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yeah, the imperium is fake

raw orchid
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Crimson saying that he completed Clear Sky without taking any damage is also fake smile_scar

void kelp
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crimson is fake

ripe merlin
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@urban coral

urban coral
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Holy yowza

urban coral
ripe merlin
raw orchid
urban coral
ripe merlin
raw orchid
void kelp
urban coral
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Well, Space Marines usually got simple colors

raw orchid
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Anyone wanna watch this movie?

raw orchid
ripe merlin
void kelp
urban coral
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Retributors, for example

void kelp
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a world eater

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world eaters, most sophisticated and humane space marine legion

urban coral
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Even Sons of the Phoenix

ripe merlin
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Ironic name

void kelp
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name has lore

urban coral
ripe merlin
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Ah

urban coral
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Their name is accurate

ripe merlin
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Mine reminds me of mechanicse idk

void kelp
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but apparently one of the dudes in the legion went "we shall devour worlds in the name of the emperor" or something

urban coral
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Sounds yummy

void kelp
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and dadd- Khârn the betrayer went "hell yea"

ripe merlin
urban coral
urban coral
raw orchid
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I loved when Horus Heresy said: There's only 1 Heresy in this universe. Horus Heresy

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And Horus Heresy'd all over the place. Truly inspirational

ripe merlin
urban coral
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The white parts all show that he's a Veteran. A normal Retributor would be totally grey

void kelp
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death to the false emperor

urban coral
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I like those big tiaras around their helmets that look like sun

urban coral
ripe merlin
urban coral
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Not Adeptus Mechanicus

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A Sanctioned Psyker

ripe merlin
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Who made warhammer

urban coral
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Originally, it was from Rogue Trader

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But then Games Workshop got it smile_degtyarev

void kelp
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nazis

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aka, games workshop (they are the worst)

urban coral
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In fact, the Crimson Fists were the original poster boys

ripe merlin
void kelp
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crimson, please stop speaking about the same chapters over and over cry

neon vale
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for 40k alone

urban coral
ripe merlin
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Even more books

urban coral
void kelp
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i love how tough they make the fists in art

stray ridge
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Alive chat 🤯

void kelp
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but in the lore they are almost always getting annihilated by traitors, specifically pettyrabo

ripe merlin
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Might as well search for it in a Library

urban coral
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Oh, this is all 30k

ripe merlin
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Oh boy

void kelp
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books have no order, so i had to sort them myself

urban coral
ripe merlin
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Is there 10-20k stuff

urban coral
neon vale
urban coral
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Kinda just Men of Iron and Great Crusade stuff

neon vale
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like a background to the 30k and 40k stuff

raw orchid
urban coral
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Like, they had an entire uprising caused by Artificial Intelligence

neon vale
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if it had books then it wouldnt be called the dark age in the timeline smile_degtyarev

void kelp
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i mean, 10k is basically normal humanity timeline, yes?

raw orchid
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Perty literally carried his team

neon vale
urban coral
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So now, AI is illegal and called Abominable Intelligence

void kelp
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the iron warriors suck at everything except clapping dornian cheeks

urban coral
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So, because AI isn't allowed to exist, they lobotomize criminals and heretics, turn them into Servitors and thus make it legal smile_degtyarev

raw orchid
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Perturabo = Peter Turbo. I really am a joker Sure_I_am

ripe merlin
raw orchid
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Emperor of Mankind = Jimmy Space

urban coral
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Great Crusade, yes

void kelp
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emperor of mankind is actually judas

ripe merlin
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As in crusaders, crusading

neon vale
urban coral
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Not exactly

void kelp
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crimson

ripe merlin
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So it's like ww1 being called the great war

neon vale
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more like a stellaris crusade than a medieval one

void kelp
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old world lore when?

urban coral
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You see, the Great Crusade is about reestablishing contact with worlds they lost contact with, while also obviously increasing their presence and looking for the Primarchs

urban coral
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For an actual crusade, there's the Indomitus Crusade

urban coral
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Which is also the same, but more about bringing the fight to the enemy

neon vale
void kelp
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indomitus crusade = BLACK TEMPLARING TIME

urban coral
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But if you want an actual ACTUAL crusade, then yeah, Black Templars

teal oracle
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Man I’m bored

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It’s so damn cold here

urban coral
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Hello bored

teal oracle
urban coral
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Gladly

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Only in death does duty end

teal oracle
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Says the one out of 4 dark angels fan in existance

simple sageBOT
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Mätt#9180 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

raw orchid
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Oh c'mon

urban coral
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Damn right

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Man, I hate how basic the Primaris Astartes look

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Y no wings on Company Masters

raw orchid
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My honest reaction when I posted walls of texts but got it got deleted by Wolf: kuznetsov

teal oracle
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Dark angels fans are a dying breed
Just like Iron hands

urban coral
teal oracle
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Alpha legion fans were never there to begin with
A simple cardboard cutout

void kelp
teal oracle
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Warhammer fans when they can’t blatantly objectify women

urban coral
void kelp
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im in an abusive relationship with warhammer lore, its so good but i cant handle it sometimes

urban coral
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Also, Raven Guard kinda underrated?

teal oracle
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Yeah no shit

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Raven guard are neat

urban coral
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Aye

raw orchid
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They do be underrated ngl

urban coral
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@ripe merlin

void kelp
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goth boy club chapter

urban coral
teal oracle
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So bored
Running out of stuff to do

ripe merlin
teal oracle
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Harass women and minorities, am I right fellas

urban coral
teal oracle
urban coral
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Where the white at?

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Other than the robes

ripe merlin
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Aren't dark angles like hospitallers from irl

void kelp
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@urban coral im curious, but how strong is horus actually if he wasnt dead?

void kelp
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angron is the strongest traitor primarch alive currently, how much stronger would horus have been?

urban coral
ripe merlin
urban coral
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Dark Angels are like Arthurian knights in robes and monster hunters

void kelp
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not really, sororitas would be hospitallers

teal oracle
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Winter sucks
I love it when it’s -12 c and it feels like -22
I love not being able to sleep because of the cold

ripe merlin
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It's easier to sleep in the cold

urban coral
teal oracle
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Atleast I’m not in Finland

void kelp
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a lot of field medics and such

ripe merlin
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Scientifically proven

urban coral
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Other than the Chapter literally called Hospitallers

teal oracle
void kelp
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these guys arent hospitallers tho

urban coral
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Black Templars would be the Teutonic duderinos

teal oracle
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Oh boy frostbite

ripe merlin
urban coral
teal oracle
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I am wearing a hoodie a t shirt, pajama pants, and socks
This truly is, the long dark

ripe merlin
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Can you send me more lore videos @urban coral

urban coral
raw orchid
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Ngl I lowkey always felt bad for Angron

void kelp
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i usually associate black templars with the funny bad ideology in central europe in the first half of the 20th century

ripe merlin
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I watched those long videos about good and bad chapters

void kelp
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dont know why

teal oracle
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Kill the angry boy
Its what he deserves

urban coral
# ripe merlin I watched those long videos about good and bad chapters

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teal oracle
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Anyway
A lot of primarchs are dead
Ferrus manus
Horus
Possibly vulkan
Possibly rogal dorn
Alpharius
Alpharius
Alpharius
Alpharius
Alpharius
And Alpharius 😔

void kelp
urban coral
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And there's this

ripe merlin
urban coral
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Kinda in a nutshell

teal oracle
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Where did I put my 40k presentation
I need to finish it and do a live stream in chat

urban coral
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Most important events are basically the War in Heaven, the Birth of Slaanesh and the Horus Heresy

raw orchid
teal oracle
ripe merlin
urban coral
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Aye

void kelp
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a lot of traitor primarchs had justifiable reasons to betray tbf

urban coral
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Stfu heretic

teal oracle
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Horus heresy
Biggest daddy issues of the centuary

raw orchid
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Heresy detected

urban coral
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Loyalty is it's own reward Sure_I_am

teal oracle
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Horus dident like dad so he betray

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Unlike chad Huron who dident want to pay taxes smile_strelok

raw orchid
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I think Emperor shouldn't trusted someone called Horus Heresy in the first place

urban coral
raw orchid
urban coral
ripe merlin
teal oracle
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The iron halo?

ripe merlin
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More like golden

teal oracle
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Basically forcefield
Rare stuff

urban coral
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That's not a Halo

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Circlet

void kelp
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  1. the war in heaven
  2. the invention of seggs
  3. the big daddy issues
teal oracle
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Seggs 😔

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Who needs it

teal oracle
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Nobody

ripe merlin
urban coral
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Yes

raw orchid
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Pretty much

simple sageBOT
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battlelars has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

urban coral
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Or, well, there are more than four Dark Gods

void kelp
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there are lesser gods

urban coral
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Don't tell anyone, though zak

raw orchid
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Slaanesh creation arc

teal oracle
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Common elf L

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Chad folks follow smaller gods
Like Hashut