#💬┃en_offtop
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overrated like most tanks
It's Löwe
strelok said that the shadow ontop of chernobyl disapeared, and after degtyarev answered pripyat's call, Scar brought a clear sky after a TAG game with strelok
i just woke up its 6 AM
my hands smell like diesel
awesome
you are NOT him
Silence
you aint saturn
elden ring
Story time- I went camping in the middle of nowhere in April(?) last year. Animals howled all night, and they were very close to our tent. Something was circling our tent and growling- we also heard the sounds of a dying animal sometime around 4 AM.
pain...
Uh_huh_yeah_okay.gif
You know that I have KuruHS as friends in EA App?
That mf has 12:24 in Seacrest Tour.
I can't beat him, wtf.
really?
try harder, you will beat him
Reason: Bad word usage
wolf i will burn you!
holy crap
Holy crap, Louis, I'm a friend with a random youtuber!
Peter, it's KuruHS from Australia, he's the most known person for speedrunning NFS:MW 2005.
And I'm only 11 achievements from 100% the game, wtf.
Yeah, I need to make a meme out of that shit.

i should try and beat him too
but with a controler, not keyboard
Mf rejoin the VC.
You gonna die anyway.
For no reason, I send this.
friendly fire
Funny shit that they are reacting to it.
Which they didn't do in CSGO.
oh i thought this was online, its bots, it wouldve been more funny if after you shot him he got angry and shot you back
I would be dead or would have heard the warm words from the best player which I ever seen.
the nice and respectable use of communication
Average communication between ru players: I've seen your mom last night.

im gonna have breakfast
Basically the scorpion next to the door: Hell nah, I'm leaving.
im gonna grab him and FRY him
i havent thought of eating them, they are hard and mostly have no meat, their poison is pretty expensive tho, if you have a scorpion milking machine, a galon of scorpion poison is like 1.9 million dollars
but that will be hard work, you cant just hunt for them, you have to breed them somewhere in a garage maybe, and extract the poison by time
One of the moments of all time
@bitter hearth my favorite moment is when Strelok said "It's Streloking time" and Strelok'd the whole Zone
Truly inspirational
Trueee
it was a mind opening action, fascinatingly wise
Everything Kids related needs a overly disturbing counterpart because F*ck you that's why!
And Everything dark and gritty will eventually get a happy alternative
I wonder who's to Blame! for this

is indoctrination when i go to doctor
Reminds me of templars from crusades
Imma get myself Gmod so I can play the Multiplayer Half Life map
And use a scientist skin
"I'm with science team !"
so where is the stalker 2 trailer its 3 months out from release 
does someone know how to get the three artifacts found here? i always die by some wind like stuff. game is shadow of chernobyl.
The wind stuff are anomalies
Use bolts to check if the space is clear or not
As for artifacts,in SoC artifacts are spawned and you don't require any device or process to reveal them,so if you can't find any there it's BC there aren't any
goddamn
https://youtu.be/V4Xt2Hie-2k?si=-KqKVIY9AS8epMl1 @teal oracle
The classic Ryan Gosling joke in the form of "Drive". You love to see it, eh? So here it is.
Not entirely mine, found on my hard drive so I probably stole it, or made it. I forgor.
#projectzomboid #zomboid #ryangosling #ryangoslingedit #drive #literallyme
Pz ryan gosling
That one scene from Blade Runner 2049, but animated with characters from Project Zomboid.
Made in Blender.
Thanks for watching!
Ong
what the hell is wrong with you
we care
stop talking about it you freakshow
i do.


why are all the white names weird as hell
Ong
unaffiliated stalkers are freaky
he's in high school 💀
what are you like 15
watching gore on the internet
you probably have a small circle of friends

i can predict your personality
you're edgy as hell
probably with asbergers
In my school smokers are chill
They take one side of the bathroom so other can use it
the what
did he say this out of excitement or terror
Terror ig
Btw, does any1 recommend some skating gear?
I used to skate when I was a little, but I have forgotten about it
I have one

I kinda worry about 1 thing
Is is hard to skate when you are 6.6

Ollie on knees
Imagine
Bruh

Idk


that's awesome
now find a government official
let me thinr
goes somewhat hard
you haven't seen the full image
the rock tells you what it's about
i do not own the music or the visuals
music used:
Tech N9ne - Face Off https://youtu.be/E9T78bT26sk
Kavinsky - Nightcall https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
videos used:
Tech N9ne - Face Off vieo clip
Drive 2011 (movie)
send in pm
What happened
Yo it's Dwayne
Dwayne Gosling
im sending it here
Ryan Johnson
why dont you clean
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Bad word usage
0
I'm in relationship
My money, my choice

I used to play league
I switched to For Honor and Battlebit
The polish are truly the Mormons of all time
Can I pay with "Xbox Live Gold"?
i dont really know what that is
honestly
getting the xbox live gold sounds cool
but getting the xbox itself sounds hard
Proof?
i have a crown
:0
Fake.
Send photo.
No balls?
I always talk with "." In the end.
no balls
it doesnt even matter (see what i did there)
Damn.
Imagine being offensive for using grammar.
Grammar bad
Bullshit.
Joking
grammar cringe
1 is a female tank (machine gun tank), 2 has an autocannon, 3 is a medium tank, four is a medium tank improved, 5 is tiger, 6 is tiger ii and 7 is ma-
what even is that thing
It's a heavy tank
looks like a att tho
idk what wot is
World of tanks
thats the hull of a tiger 2
but its missing the turret port
but it looks very cool despite lacking utility
high profile, no turrets, but cool design
They're not Black Templars. White Scars are Space Mongolians 
white scars are space horse people
That's what I said
black templars when a baby goes "goo goo poo poo" instead of "SUFFER, WILL THE HERETIC"
Hella will
Ahhaha
You could also go with Dark Angels for templar crusader duderinos who'll lock you up in their dungeon and torture you to death
Dark Angels, my beloved
nah gay
Nuh-uh
cs source is better than csgo or cs2 or whatever
TF2 is next.
Team fortress 2x2 coming 2025
Damn. I thought it will come out tomorrow. +
Lmao
Math isn’t stupid you are you just don’t get fractals
4 down six to go
ok explain Mandelbrot set to me then smart pants
Keep zooming in you ain’t finding any bitches in there although its not realy zooming in is it
how is that an explanation
It’s not
why is it infinite, explain this
It’s a repeating mathematical function
why
why is it repeating in a way like that
Cuz it’s a graph of algebraic functions that form geometric patterns for each set
I’m not a mathematician but I dought you are either and that’s all I rly know
Hey you asked for an explanation
um yea
Ultramarines
Yes

ayo did you listen to the songs I sent on the other cservfer
I did but failed still practicing
Aye
I did them black
Not yet, on it 
Idk if it should be silver with agrax
Aye, Leadbelcher with Nuln Oil
Nice
I like the look of agrax on silver if you look any the far right on I used agrax in the silver on the armour
Oh, by the way, do you have the Ultramarines upgrade kit?
Nope
Could be neat to have
Also that one you can see my meet highlighting
They recently showed us the new Dark Angels upgrade kit, but I'm kinda disappointed tbh
Yea
Still, should have some neat stuff for my Strike Team
Nice
I got another box of ten to paint and then a tau combat patrol also might buy a dreadnought
Yeah

I’m gona stick to expanding my marines and tau to make a battle scene that grows with each paycheck lol
Hella
Just got to practice my painting cuz it’s still rough but I’m getting there
Nice
Simply because I want the duders to be perfect
Can I see your latest model I’m interested on your painting style
Lemme see
Honestly not proud with how the Imperialis and the company marking turned out
Feel like it was kinda better before
No highlighting, but that's because I drybrushed the model
Simply didn't have a highlight for the red of the weapons, though
Sry had to do some stuff still looks rly good
I think you can mix the red with some white like 3 parts red 1 part white to make it lighter as a sort of highlight
Yeah would make ‘em pop a bit more
crimson try not to warhammer challenge : heretically unreal
@neon vale i thought you were male*
damn, seeing this, i was kinda straight when i was lesbianing smh
average metro enjoyer
C&C it is, then
Made this a while ago so maybe you saw it somewhere already
Main channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFIizVTKH7F5UAx9idwqweQ
That's literally me
whenever you say c&c i just think of the other kind of c&c
When its done
Yo bes bodybuild leaked
:3 (optional)
Btw you could use orange ssp
Just suggestio
:3
Even Kira knows how to do shit in Blender.
Ok so, looking for a PDA with Documents for Sakharov, I get attacked by wild dogs but also by psy-dogs. How do I avoid it or combat them?

nuclear bomb
I thought you could wait them out or something 😭
I wish you could legalise nuclear bombs
why
Shadow wizard money gang
For the funny
Who says that I think Genocide is funny?
why not
All I’m saying is that we can use nuclear bombs to make new geographical areas
legalising nuclear weaponry corresponds to the negative usage of nuclear power
this would in fact be catastrophic due to nuclear dust and radiation steering out of the hazard zones to be harmful on civilian locations, a mass evacuation will not be sufficient before the process either
proof
Fallout 
@potent zealot tell him what a nuclear meteor did in italy which caused an international catastrophe which resulted into the division of the world into two sides and the beginning of a war that lasted a few decades
@urban coral
I actually can think of 1 but I ain’t gonna say it
Wha
wrong crimson
🥲
you're still wanted dw 💋
😊
hiroshima and nagasaki still negatively affect japan till this day
While I'm not
Not really tho?
nuclear exposure is terrifying, studying which in medicine can make you throw up
they do
How when there are thousands of people living there?
it doesn't necessarily have to be directly harmful, yes?
if i buy you a watch with radium hands (common watches back in the 1940s) you won't really die soon
but the radium will surely cause your premature death eventually
you have an hourglass to determine your lifespan, some things simply shake this glass to make more sand fall further down, which shortens your lifetime
What are you trying to say now?
Hello Marked One
the radiation from the bombs still negatively affects these locations to this day
going to chernobyl is not necessarily deadly, due to the fact that the bulwalk of the nuclear contamination is contained within the sarcophagus, but that doesn't mean that the environment didn't absorb the radiation
you can most definitely go take a walk around pripyat, not sure if that zone is affected by the war or not, and you won't be harmed (directly)
It's not about the terrain because these bombs did not affect the soil that much (these bombs were really small), but rather destroyed the DNA of the survivors, some being sterile, while many others having their children with mutations such as higher risk of cancer or physical/cognitive mutations
thank you dr. mamma mia
If we use a modern bomb depending on where it detonated it would cause a catastrophe
now look at this really cool explanation of how nuclear energy basically turns the cells forming your body into a vile liquidated ma-
Eh?
how much radiation do you think your body can handle?
3.6
Not great not terrible
It really depends on many factors, you mean when acute radiation syndrome starts?

20,000 roentgens
radiation sickness is one thing
being exposed to the full potential of a reactor for a few seconds is something else
your muscles basically turn into a liquid or a goo and they melt off your bones
i want to eat radioactive rock
I think I should start using tone indicators 💀
fun fact, uranium has about one million calories per 1 gram in it
Same, apparently plutonium is candy like
Gotta start bulking then.
so you can eat one gram and body build for life
a piece of the elephant's foot
foot fetishists be like
💀
Eat the graphite on the roof
That's the thermal radiation which is basically heat.
Ionizing radiation doesn't immediately melt the skin
utilise the nuclear rods for adult purposes
ionizing radiation is chill
its going to give you organ failure and congrats
it was cool but you made it lame
no, it gives you super powers
The thermal radiation is released immediately after a nuclear detonation
is the elephant's foot still melting?
What happened in Chornobyl wasn't a nuclear detonation
I know a thing or two
explosion was steam?
what's the other thing you know?
yeah but exposure to extreme ionizing radiation can basically melt your tissue
It was a nuclear reaction
Yes
similar to fokushima
Not really
yep really
chernobyl just melted under
Radiation burns occur after
and cooling failure
If I drink a few bottles of Cossack’s vodka, I am immune from any radiation for a period of time
citizens of the former USSR are immune to radiation because they are rad af
(scientific explanation)
💀
Wdym
you know how nuclear reactors work?@cosmonot.2184
why i have a feeling another failure will happen in astrava nuclear plant
Technically all explosions are just some sort of reaction no?
There's a huge difference between a normal explosion and a nuclear explosion tho
Fair, won’t argue that
Chornobyl and Fukushima never had a nuclear explosion
It was steam/hydrogen that made the stuff go boom boom
I used to have a diagram somewhere, but that was like years ago
normal explosion = gunpowder not happy go boom
nuclear bomb = uranium hug too hard, now we split
chernobyl = uranium too hot, we go full steam boom
the absolute rizz of this guy
Quick summary of the lore of Girls' Frontline/Bakery Girl franchise from 1905 to 2062 period
Various footage took from real footage, archives, documentaries, military training videos and TV programs.
Some other footage also borrowed from:
-Chernobyl (HBO miniseries)
-Godzilla (2014 film)
-Top Gun: Maverick...
i have been reviewing nuclear related injuries/diseases for a while, and it really does weird stuff
Need more warpstone
What do you study?
i study like
What's there to study? Either you like or dislike
Yk what? I might just study the effects of Chernobyl n stuff as I’m currently not studying anything (I’m a dropout engineer)
Looks oof
Red zone do be full of ELIDs
"captain titus, you have to get ze warp drive"
Also, why does the majority of the world look like a German flag? 

Not as bad
Kek
Do they turn into zombies like
i think he should lose some weight
my first game at pc was commandos 1
(real doctor reacts)
Some of the mutants went into an exodus
and maybe take a shower because that green stuff looks stinky
than desperados
Eurosky Low Emission Infectious Disease
My first PC game that I started playing on my laptop was Minecraft Bedrock but then CS 1.6 💀
These ones too
Although it's more fucked up
Bet
the thing about tiberium though
Because someone has been using Collapse Fluid to voluntarily turn people into ELIDs for "scientific" purpose
horror
🙃
what if tiberium is indeed a reference to "strange matter"
Uh, so what's new?
my first ps2 games was takken3, gta1/2, golden eye, twisted metal
Like, as if that didn't happen in C&C
Wait, did they just rip everything off from C&C?

lmao
Is there people doing brain surgery to turn forcefully twist their memories? With countless horrific surgeries

Using orphan kids as well
Oh well, then that's good then
they augment people using tiberium then use them as warmachines
except the orphan kids part, i think
Better, we've got undead cyborgs who've been robbed of emotion and fight for redemption 
Here it's actually an unknown terrorist organisation but during WWIII it was supported by the US
That's Paradeus
The ones doing these experiments
try not to rip off warhammer challenge
I mean, with the situation in the Yellow Zones being what they are, there are plenty of kids who've lost their parents
Hella
Yea
Hello chat
Nod Militants, my beloved 
Nod from candc
They all fight for a figure known as "Father"
I still love how there are only women
They aren't just women, but there's a reason behind it
SKIBIDI TOILET!!!!
It's because they are reusing the memories of a little girl
Where hands.
"scout is looking at pictures of little girls on my computer"
Thus explaining why literally everyone is a woman
this can't be, crimson is a woman?
Hidden in the back
These are all dead corpses
Skibidi kibel very dobre
Same asf
I love Skibidi Toilet! He's my hero
i love the riff its so rough
The battle was worse than Afghanistan in 2014
also the only acceptable women in lore are the adepta sororitas and the sororitas hereticus
deal with it
And Nod Commandos
and nod commandoes indeed
@urban coral polish skibidi kibel
Skibidi Toilet is for everyone
I dabble
i can fix you, just come to tzeentch, please
Ah, the reverse "I can fix her" 
Oh nie
Skibidi toilaty
-polish soldier
We sure as heck can't fix someone who paid that much for a sandvich which poisened her
Nie 😭 czemu skibidy toilety
twice 
Twice 
twice
Twice
yeah, twice
Yup, twice
Twice
yeah, but this time it was worth it
Bet
yeah i got two sandwiches
and a salad
and the inability to sit straight for a week
what the hell
I checked, it's real
that is real lmao
It's real
Yup
I honestly heard of Skibidi toilet whenever I moved to Poland because my 5 yo brother watches it 😭
no
YES
Bald nod guy
cant buy it
real footage of fnaf movie👀
Credit: https://twitter.com/SpringyTheC_S/status/1720501350025367706
#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys #springtrap #fnafmovie #meme #ohio #sigma
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To the Death · Tim Wynn · James Hannigan
Command & Conquer 4: Tiberian Twilight (Original Soundtrack)
℗ 2010 Electronic Arts Music
Released on: 2010-03-16
Auto-generated by YouTube.
we call him god
YO, THATS A NEW GAME?!?
No
@urban coral
what mobile games
Nothing 
why are we being ominous? 
Cringe, I like it 

iron fists be like
He should have said: Y'all cringe.
they kinda abandoned the yellow zone populations
gdi are animals fr, we hate em
Man my head hurts as if I survived the emission
Hella
Partying with friends for the whole day is fun tho
i quit alcohol for like three months now
and i can confirm im a sane, mature adult with less problems
(i want to rip my eyes out)
I don't drink much alcohol but my head started aching anyways
Welcome to the club
also crimson did you know that the sisters could actually get so crazy
Must've been messed up sleeping schedule of mine
the order of the bloodied rose, absolute menaces
I'm honestly not that interested in the Adepta Sororitas
they are like a mix of the world eaters and the dark angels in terms of utility and battle insanity
They're kinda... boring, I guess? I dunno
you just dont read enough on them fr
also they are realistic, due to the fact they do in fact suffer casualties, unlike the supersoldiers men who have extra lungs and stuff 
It’s been a year without him
Who also die
rarely
Nah
the death of a spacemarine usually links to a plot event
the death of a sister of battle is a daily occurency rofl
Sounds hella X
dont care, eat boltgun
That's a Space Marine quote 
dont care, eat promethium
wait a minute
there is a game called wh 40k battle sister on steam
Aye
Think nobody really liked it
So, when are you getting Novitiates? 
yo check this out
me actually getting close to god, the fictional one and the god emperor
@urban coral you Dutch Frisian right?
yeah, or the order of the sacred rose
bro just offended crimson in every way
ye
wait, you're frisian?
Nice
Yes
i thought you were dutch dutch
Not Bloody?
Ew
Dutch cheese
Ew
even without alcohol my money is still low to the ground, absolute clownery
Honestly not a fan of cheese
You should've reacted with that when Kuro was here 
That spaghetti and girl looking guy?
He is pizza country
oh my god, crimson
Waddup
battle sisters of tzeentch look cool af
Yikes
they pretty a long as they arent the lion, or his sons
or perturabo and his sons
crimson fists cooler than dark angels
jk
Let's hope they'll make the DA less cringe with the new Codex
for the lion baby 
im salty about everything relating to warhammer
Dark Angels deserved better 
But one of the bigger crimes is that DEATHWING SERGEANTS NO LONGER HAVE WINGS
you know who else deserved better?
HOW DARE THEY
The Emperor 
yep them too

but fear not, their sacrifice lives on to serve heretics death with a swift blow 
im hella bored
Besides, some of them returned now
You're getting Novitiates, right?
Time to give them a name 
Penitents Of the Heroine Unbowed 
heroin what
Aye
There's a list builder with random names
Got things like bases of operations, the Kill Team's history, etc.
Penitents Redemptive, for example
that one sounds cool
Guardians Illuminatum
Cleansing Fire Redemptive
Chastisers Of Blood
Etc.
Turns out some of the Novitiates are part of underground Imperial Cults 
im kinda losing my last two functional 2 iq here
Guardians Illuminatum is best choice, no discussions
Hella agreed
Nuh-uh
Me when I got hit with nuh uh
Nuh-uh
Fr
overelly suspicious ok
@shy narwhal take the shower you pizza person
You're the one who's suspicious, you've got Ultramarines 
Oh yeah mat if you ever do ice skate wear thick sock or youll get friction burn like me and it sucks
Noted
Real
Might try it someday
Oii you attacking a fellow pasta person
Maybe later I'll actually be interested in that
Yeah it’s also just fun to do
Now tho my interest in such things isn't great
Neither for me just fun to do
With fellow reason
Anything's better than being French
I prefer to party with friends 
Agree
What are those?
Hell ye
Talking sh*t and nonsense with your homies is one of the best feelings ever
True
So true
'Sup
Why don't you have friends? Are you stupid Discord mod?
Yes

Boofless
Speaking of mods, how are people becoming mods in this server actually?
Haven't seen mod recruitment process and such
So I'm curious
Guess people aren’t modding so much since s2 coming out soon
If GSC thinks you're a good pick, despite them never seeing you, you get chosen
I'm very good at sending corny memes and telling cringe jokes
Oh I thought modders lol my bad
So, you get picked despite doing nothing
I feel like I'm good choice 
I mean, it's not like they haven't had candidates who absolutely SHOULD NOT be a mod for obvious reasons 

But yeah nah, they ain't going to ask for mods any time soon

I'm not getting back 
Getting back? You were mod?
Crimson you got a some people in stalker chat that are asking s2 questions
I were mod
Lol
I'm not that active in #⭐┃nospoilers_general, tbh
I thought you were just active user and not a former mod ngl
Besides, when someone asks a lore question, Vasim is usually first
lol I don’t want to answer them
If you wanna hear corny/cringe jokes from me then I recommend you to go there 
Anytime
Hey man not all French are bad
Anomalous Dugout is French too but very cool 1
I'm glad to hear he un-French'd himself

I see you share my common hate for the French (it’s in my blood)
Memes are in my blood, so same tbh
I’m just Italian
Yo sir crimson where do you live (country not address I ain’t a stalker I’m a S.T.A.L.K.E.R)
Thanks
Hella
I’ll be seeing you soon sir crimson very soon
That's not me
Awesome
i should be mod
No offence no
because that provides gender equality and provides a society which a strong independent woman's influence is apparent
No
dear discord admins i do not condone and in fact strongly oppose the robbing of any place, and i only posted this random address as a joke
It's up to you how much this offends you
Bandits be like
127.0.0.1
thats yours
Nah uh
yuh uh
Nah uh
He gets me
Me if being goofy was a job:
Fr
I’m going to sleep now pretty tired so cya and have a good night brother
You too bro. Have a good night
Gota catch them z’s better than scar caught strelock
True that
Yeah.
You if being based was a job
Me on the job
I bought Kingdome come deliverance forgetting I can't run newer games
guess it's a "pre order" until I get a new laptop
Probably bad translation?
Literally me
I only partially understand polish when it's spoken


Offbrand bloodsucker

Talked with a polish friend, he says the same as translation. We are finally getting answers without Mol1t breaking his 
For what exactly
driving
@tiny dew
B?
idk what that means
well yah b
Pretty
im trying to buy her right now
Freshen up the colour a bit and it will look even better
How much is it going for
Looks nice
5k but i think mate will go lower if i go to check it out
and i find something wrong with it
What year is it
And model
My mate got a used Renault Talisman 2019 for 17k
It usually goes for 30k I think
I like those too but Miata is a bit goofy
think you can send me all artwork like this you like?
If I could I'd get a nissan 180sx but I think I'm too tall for it







