💬┃en_offtop

[mystic dragon]

And it's always like that

[sand pulsar]

well i would not help anyone for free XD

[mystic dragon]

Too greedy

[sand pulsar]

that's the point of the zone

people come to make money not charity

[mystic dragon]

I know, that makes sense, but he acts like the "20 bucks is 20 bucks" kind guy

[sand pulsar]

hahahahahaha XD

[mystic dragon]

"Can you blow up the CNPP alone with a PMm?
"Hell, noo!"

"What if I pay you 5 grands"

"Don't say more then 👍"

Thats literally Axe personality

[sand pulsar]

ahhahaahha

2000rubles is 2000rubles

[mystic dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-gif-9793915

[surreal lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1185133971831541760/New_meme_that_I_stole_78.mp4?ex=658e8105&is=657c0c05&hm=5af3983efe3b8e35ab570af30ee33ebe86b7799867fa56dd03d5d943df8ce241&
atheist mfs trynna explain me this:

[mystic dragon]

Me playing True Stalker:

[raw orchid]

there's only 1 true stalker: Vanilla

[past rampart]

True

[glass bobcat]

Press "Q" for antidote

[tepid matrix]

Im not infected

[glass light]

True

Finally, after all this time and effort

[gray jetty]

just a heads up that if anyone wants the legendary stalker gpu https://www.ebay.com/itm/134864344485?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=boxg0engtl6&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=MV2YSEy-QPe&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

nows your chance

[rugged ferry]

merry christmas guys

[vernal loom]

Mary krismis

[candid cloud]

Holy shit, it's Jack.

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, God knows how long I've spent at the Offtops... but it's like this place just doesn't want to let me go. . It's either a new reply, or a new picture, or a funny meme... and every time I think "OK, just this once, and then I'm outta here", but here I am.

[pearl wraith]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@pearl wraith, celebrated in an Anomaly. Greeted by loners. Found with the presents in his stash.

[pearl wraith]

Gonna turn this thing into a vintorez

[tepid matrix]

What is these?

[glass light]

The eaglepoint is a good one. It is used by the Rebel faction in the Bouzas Zone

[pearl wraith]

Dog toy

[tepid matrix]

You can bought it

[pearl wraith]

What in the Shazam is that thing

It’s hideous

[vernal loom]

Dog toy

[candid cloud]

@carmine forge, you saw the shit.

I wasn't able to move.

Did the shift + ` to discord overlay.

[carmine forge]

should've kept trying

[candid cloud]

I'm gonna kill the friend.

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, You hear that? That’s a Christmas Emission in the Zone. It’s like an ordinary one, but plenty of stalkers think that this is a salute and go to see it… Terrible decision.

[crystal lagoon]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@crystal lagoon, don’t celebrate with Kardan. Just don’t. Your health is the most important thing you have.

[vernal loom]

But he deserves so much love

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@vernal loom, be smart. Don’t go alone on Chimera.

[vernal loom]

I have a great idea

Bird ASMR in Talk 1

[candid cloud]

Ragequit.

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, here’s... to a steady hand in 2024!

[steel sapphire]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@steel sapphire, lets’ see what do you want for Christmas. Gauss, Flash, Moonlight and SSP-99? I thought you would be happy to get medkits…

[steel sapphire]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

🚫 stalkerlover, you need to wait 24 seconds to use that command again.

[vernal loom]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@vernal loom, there are some things I do not respect: bandits, renegades and bad words usage.

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-so-funny-gif-27253208

[raw orchid]

LMFAO

Even Wolf is bullying Renegades

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@raw orchid, haven’t seen a single flesh in months. What if they hibernate somewhere beneath?

[steel sapphire]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@steel sapphire, as my old friends said — good luck don’t die!

[steel sapphire]

Yo I got something to show

[raw orchid]

Man I love that meme

[steel sapphire]

Same

[raw orchid]

Btw @steel sapphire

You know Vano right? Character in Call of Pripyat

He's also Georgian

[vernal loom]

I love him

[raw orchid]

Ashot is most likely Armenian

[zinc tinsel]

waltuh, put your d**k away waltuh

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, it is challenging to look around all rookies coming to the server, but moderators and helpers assist me in this task. They are good stalkers.

[raw orchid]

Kid named Finger

[vernal loom]

What does it mean

[candid cloud]

@carmine forge, saw that shit?

Aced the entire enemy team.

[carmine forge]

That was wild

[raw orchid]

I can be wrong but as far as I know there were really cringey anime reaction memes going around.

Breaking Bad fans had the idea to replace the anime pictures with the Breaking Bad cast.

Mike was a popular choice because of his stoic character and expressions.

One of the memes was:

First line: "Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to finger paint."

Second line: "Kid named paint." With Mike reacting as the kid called "paint."

Someone then made the joke make even less sense by having the second part of the meme read as "kid named finger" instead.

Then it became a big thing after from what I understand.

[candid cloud]

Sadly no replay or a video :(

[carmine forge]

I thought you had Shadowplay

[candid cloud]

I don't.

• have no idea what that is.

[carmine forge]

Nvidia thing

records last X seconds/minutes of your gameplay

and lets you save them as video

[candid cloud]

Well, I have the GeForce exp.

[carmine forge]

It's part of GeForce Exp

you just have to enable it

Try hitting Alt+Z while in game

it should bring up an overlay

[past rampart]

The place is still dead it seems

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-server-meme-server-dead-dead-server-xd-discord-dead-server-gif-25788788

[raw orchid]

@past rampart allow me to pass through the bridge for 500 rubles

[past rampart]

Okay but from here and on i don't give a damn about what happens

[stone tinsel]

Naw, i always shoot his boys with a double barrel, thier AK 74U is quite accurate for my taste

Even tho ill die a few times, a good fight is fun.

[candid cloud]

Well, it's on.

[raw orchid]

Tbh I always killed them as well XD

[stone tinsel]

Ye, 500 rubles aint cheap for a rookie

[raw orchid]

Also Kuznetsov has unique pistol: Fort-15

[steel sapphire]

Man I would sleep to that bed

[candid cloud]

Hello, Max.

[stone tinsel]

Damn, i sold that straight away to sidorovich.

[candid cloud]

But there's no videos or screenshots.

[raw orchid]

Why? That pistol ain't bad, especially in early stages

[past rampart]

I saw a video thumbnail about completing SoC with unique equipment only and decided to try it out, the first unique I got was his Fort 15

[stone tinsel]

Bc i didnt know that it was special 😭

[steel sapphire]

Bros spawned in

[stone tinsel]

All that was on my mind was money so i just sold everything

[past rampart]

[steel sapphire]

Bro I'll give my 500 rouble just pass me to the garbage

[past rampart]

You got Cigarettes? a pack could pay it for sure

[stone tinsel]

I got Vodka

[steel sapphire]

I thought you accept 500 for enterance

[raw orchid]

See that green arrow?

If weapon or armor has that arrow that means its unique

[stone tinsel]

Yes, i didnt really value pistols that much back then

[past rampart]

I do but if you have that It will do the job too

[raw orchid]

Also unique items have more durability than normal ones. Pretty good bonus

[stone tinsel]

Double barrel my beloved

[past rampart]

Nobody wants to get wasted outside buddy

[steel sapphire]

Well I got some from bandit corpses

[stone tinsel]

:-;

[past rampart]

Hand over the 500 rubles i don't want a disease

[steel sapphire]

And found a Cuban cigars from a stash

[raw orchid]

[steel sapphire]

Ok I'll give the roubles

[past rampart]

Not keen on communism

[stone tinsel]

I guess im stuck in rookie village then

[steel sapphire]

Oh

[raw orchid]

Based

[steel sapphire]

What about Marlboro? I got that tol

Too*

[stone tinsel]

Idk if Freedom Grass would be an appropriate censorship of the thing

[past rampart]

Sure that will do the job

[steel sapphire]

Deal

[past rampart]

The only reason I do is because i want a NATO rifle

[raw orchid]

[steel sapphire]

Based

Also

I gonna take down the communists in that ww2 strategy game

@past rampart wanna see it

[raw orchid]

[steel sapphire]

My progress

[steel sapphire]

Already allied with Russian empire

Reverse of Soviet

[past rampart]

Thanks but I am on duty right now those stalkers hear too many anecdotes about The North so its milking time

[steel sapphire]

Alright have a nice duty

[raw orchid]

Kuznetsov what do you think about your emoji?

[steel sapphire]

🫡

[raw orchid]

[past rampart]

my honest reaction

[steel sapphire]

[raw orchid]

Your honest reaction:

[steel sapphire]

when they added emojis

[raw orchid]

Yesterday

[steel sapphire]

[raw orchid]

emoji goes super hard

[past rampart]

I used to hate Monolithians by 100% but after I found out about Strider Its now 99%

He is a good guy

But in the trailer I don't know what is he yapping about

[stone tinsel]

I pity him, he deserves some retirement

[raw orchid]

No one knows for sure, but there are many speculations about that

[steel sapphire]

"You reminded me we used to be puppets"

[past rampart]

We're all just puppets

[stone tinsel]

Freedom edibles

[past rampart]

The only thing i didn't enjoy while playing a free play mod is that Major Kuznetsov is already a character in the game so i can't name myself after him

[raw orchid]

Everyone (or at least most people) think that Strider is talking about Skif choosing to be Monolith puppet, but what if Skif chose to be a puppet of other faction or organization? Maybe even SIRCA

[stone tinsel]

Only thing i hate is that i cant drink myself to death or smoke myself to death in Stalker just out of fun

"These Freedom Edible aint sh- "

[past rampart]

I Got a plan for you let me write it

[raw orchid]

I mean if Skif "chose" to be a puppet it doesn't necessarily have to be Monolith

[stone tinsel]

What if like, instead of gas canisters in the masks of thier exosuits, its just smoke coming from the things theyre puffing?

Im baffled on how they can still fight after smoking thier 9th blunt of the hour

[past rampart]

i need to complete that let me edit

[steel sapphire]

Well I saw a meme of where the stoc memes on screen

[past rampart]

no way

i worked for minutes and Wolf deleted it

[stone tinsel]

Thier exosuits are prob modified to be just one massive B*ng to them

Skeleton*

[stone tinsel]

Dm it to me, Major.

[raw orchid]

Freedom guys being able to fight as well as they do while being high is definitely not realistic at all, as marijuana can relax you to the point where your reflexes will become slow

[past rampart]

My honest reaction:

[raw orchid]

Real

[past rampart]

I Give up

[stone tinsel]

Can agree

They prob will get obliterated more to the weed than from the Monolithians

[pearl wraith]

First I’m gonna make this semi auto

[stone tinsel]

Top leading deaths for thier ranks will def be lung cancer

[pearl wraith]

Bolt is cool but kinda boring

I wanna shoot when I wanna shoot

[raw orchid]

Real

[stone tinsel]

For duty it would be either blind dogs or saluting with the wrong hand

[raw orchid]

Saluting with wrong hand lmao

[raw orchid]

Blind dogs do be annoying as hell though

[stone tinsel]

Agreed

Rats too, In gunslinger, it takes likr 2-3 hits from rats to kill you

[raw orchid]

2-3 hits from a rat to die? Wtf

[stone tinsel]

Yes, but somehow you can tank a single hit from a Chimera.

[stone tinsel]

Plus heavy bleeding

Major Degtyarev when a mutated rat slightly scratches his Leg: Guess ill die now.

[vernal loom]

Nerve damage:

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/582031909673238528/1049424577501073508/sillycat.gif

[raw orchid]

[stone tinsel]

But when a 700 pound Mutated Cat thing lunges at him with full force and swipes him with its claws sharp enough to take out a BTR, he'll be fine.

[vernal loom]

I HATE BLOODSUCKERS

https://tenor.com/view/william-afton-burning-in-hell-gif-22798912

[stone tinsel]

Same, theyre the ones that actually scare me than annoy me

[coarse rapids]

Thankfully
That's a gunslinger problem 🤌

[stone tinsel]

Yes, Gunslingers make them awfully beefy

[vernal loom]

They’re just annoying- you gotta suck while they’re sleeping

[coarse rapids]

GA is just awful what can I say

Just use FWR

[vernal loom]

…

[raw orchid]

Hold on

[stone tinsel]

What

[raw orchid]

My honest reaction:

[vernal loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1071940470177009744/1086022358449537056/image0-1.gif

[stone tinsel]

Im not a Freedomer tho.

[vernal loom]

I drained a sleeping stalker and he didn’t notice- what I’m saying is that bloodsucking wouldn’t be an issue if that was an option

[raw orchid]

💀

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/gman-bye-halflife-gmanbye-goodbye-gif-20661599

[pearl wraith]

Bro you’re setting yourself up oml 💀💀💀

[simple sage]

codex1s has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[coarse rapids]

[stone tinsel]

Oops

[vernal loom]

Shut up I have your address

[pearl wraith]

Yeah and I have yours

[coarse rapids]

Can we please
Just be normal
One day

[pearl wraith]

I also have a brand new Winchester

[raw orchid]

Someone is cosplaying as CoP Tremor a bit too much

[stone tinsel]

Goddamn im dying lmao

[pearl wraith]

Wanna see it?

[coarse rapids]

Fort-500 better man

[stone tinsel]

[pearl wraith]

Actually how about I show you what it shoots?

[stone tinsel]

Least sane Stalker

[vernal loom]

Come get your Christmas present I don’t want to get up

[stone tinsel]

Most*

[pearl wraith]

I don’t choose my Christmas present

[pearl wraith]

Fatty

[vernal loom]

…

:(

[pearl wraith]

:D

[coarse rapids]

🤌 get a refund

[pearl wraith]

That sounds ungrateful and unethical and I’m not for it

[stone tinsel]

Lmao

[coarse rapids]

Look at it

[pearl wraith]

Now hold on just a minute

[raw orchid]

Not the first time @vernal loom was caught in 4k tbh

His first rodeo was back in Call of Pripyat

[stone tinsel]

This is gonna be so hilarious
When i show this to my homies (ill censor your name ofc)

[coarse rapids]

Thas weird ngl

[vernal loom]

SSSHHHHH

It’s all fake news

[raw orchid]

Thats well known fact wtf

[stone tinsel]

Naw share me it

[vernal loom]

False information

[raw orchid]

[stone tinsel]

[vernal loom]

Vampires aren’t real

So it’s false info

Defamation lawsuits incoming

[coarse rapids]

You're not real either

[stone tinsel]

So what do you mean by sucking them

[vernal loom]

Cerebrospinal fluid

[stone tinsel]

wheeze

[vernal loom]

…

That made me feel crispy

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-22399496

[stone tinsel]

Its ok to come out of closet, Doc. Its not like we have a Vampire wreaking havoc all over Zaton

[vernal loom]

Listen here Mr. Cetaphil

[stone tinsel]

Lmfao, im saving this

One more meme to my stash

[vernal loom]

Ok I ate one person, but nobody would miss him anyway

It was about time he went

[stone tinsel]

As long as its Snag

[vernal loom]

[stone tinsel]

Punch it

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, You need good health to be ready for another trip in the Zone. So stay healthy!

[stone tinsel]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stone tinsel, You name it: greens, beans, potatoes, tomatoes, lamb, rams, hogs, maws! I miss all of this here in the Zone.

[vernal loom]

I was about a say

[vernal loom]

Me with Clear Sky

This is awful delete this now

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1147673103162409041/charlie-wow.gif

…

[stone tinsel]

a

[vernal loom]

The longer I looked at it the more tormented I became

I AM SO SORRY @carmine forge

I love you I promise I don’t want to throw you into the burner anomaly

[raw orchid]

@stone tinsel take a look

I wanted to reach 230k but got lazy and stopped at 190m

190k**

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-maker-crab-mr-krabs-money-god-i-love-trampolining-gif-23566701

[raw orchid]

What do you think? @crystal lagoon

[crystal lagoon]

That’s looks so good what is it?

[raw orchid]

Salad made by my godmother

Its not a traditional sald or something

[crystal lagoon]

Oh lol looks good

[raw orchid]

She wanted to try something different

[crystal lagoon]

She succeeded

My favourite salad as Italians call it is Russian salad or as Russians call it Italian salad

[modest kernel]

Hello, is there any mod you recommend for Stalker shadow of chernobyl?

[raw orchid]

I'm planning to learn cooking soon

[crystal lagoon]

Lol

[raw orchid]

I know a bit of cooking but wanna become even better in that

[modest kernel]

Played 4 year ago but forget everything 🥲

[crystal lagoon]

I can cook a lot of good pasta meals cuz that’s like mostly what I eat

[raw orchid]

None. Better to enjoy vanilla experience

[crystal lagoon]

Not much else though

[raw orchid]

Oh nice. I love a good pasta

Send a picture if you'll make it

[crystal lagoon]

All I make being Italian or I put some steak on the barbie

[crystal lagoon]

Sure will

Actually @raw orchid here’s some I made not long ago

[raw orchid]

Ayeee good job

[bitter hearth]

delicious spaghetti

[modest kernel]

Thanks

[raw orchid]

Looks very tasty. You did well brother

[crystal lagoon]

Thanks bro

[crystal lagoon]

What do you normally make to eat?

[raw orchid]

I might be a picky eater but pastas and such food I love eating

[raw orchid]

I'm usually ordering food

[crystal lagoon]

Nice normalu I just have a plain pasta and salad

[raw orchid]

Or buying street food like lobiani or khachapuri

[bitter hearth]

rice is good too

[crystal lagoon]

Sounds nice

[raw orchid]

I learned to appreciate it actually

[crystal lagoon]

I just make a big pot and eat it over the next few days

[raw orchid]

Tbh I hated rice before. Now I can eat it pretty often

[crystal lagoon]

Yeah I like it

[raw orchid]

LOL

[bitter hearth]

rice with chicken, and or eggs with goes pretty rad

[crystal lagoon]

Yea it does but I don’t make it cuz I don’t want to get a rice cooker

[candid cloud]

Gotta go, see you tomorrow, @bitter hearth , @craggy crow and @carmine forge .

[bitter hearth]

i dont have a rice cooker either

[bitter hearth]

Cya faker

[crystal lagoon]

Lol

[carmine forge]

Good night Faker

[crystal lagoon]

How do you make it?

[craggy crow]

Cya Faker gn

also sup Emi

[bitter hearth]

i make it how people used to make it without a rice cooker, you steam it, you can boil it in water, or with steam

[bitter hearth]

Hi max

[crystal lagoon]

Oh nice

Where are you from emi?

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, lets’ see what do you want for Christmas. Gauss, Flash, Moonlight and SSP-99? I thought you would be happy to get medkits…

[bitter hearth]

they added cutscenes??

[stray ridge]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExOHRnbm50bzFtOXdyZnEwcmtyNTRxeWRlcHM0dThjM2k0cWNxazI2cyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7qHfVfykrfIehfbKkh/giphy.gif

[bitter hearth]

im algerian

[crystal lagoon]

Nice heard they got good food

Most places have good food except Britain

[candid cloud]

Yes, they were in beta.

But you should have noticed the crunch.

[bitter hearth]

yes there are alot

[raw orchid]

Whats Britain food again? I forgor 💀

[bitter hearth]

i havent tried yet, i would love to tho

[crystal lagoon]

Lol bland af

[crystal lagoon]

Britain’s food?

[bitter hearth]

yes

[raw orchid]

I'm also starting to appreciate toasted bread

[raw orchid]

Especially with ketchup or mayonese

[crystal lagoon]

I hate toast for some reason

[raw orchid]

I feel you

Or rather I know how you feel

[bitter hearth]

you will get banned

[raw orchid]

Never really liked it before as well

[crystal lagoon]

Ima delete it

[crystal lagoon]

Yea to crunchy

[raw orchid]

Now I'm starting to appreciate more and more food for some reason

[crystal lagoon]

Sir vasim you saw nothing

[raw orchid]

Even food which I hated or didn't liked

[coarse rapids]

!tempmute @crystal lagoon 4d nsfw symbols

[simple sage]

dumb_fuck2.0 has been muted for 4 days

Reason: nsfw symbols

Muted until · Dec 29, 2023, 8:43 PM

[raw orchid]

Ayooo

[coarse rapids]

I can't believe I gotta mute on Christmas

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[coarse rapids]

I didn't wanna give any coal man

[raw orchid]

Wtf

[reef rover]

💀

[raw orchid]

Man damn

[coarse rapids]

Ppl HAVE gotten banned for posting that so

[carmine forge]

I did

[candid cloud]

I was banned for Wolfenstein march.

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-metal-gear-solid-3-snake-christmas-gif-17097290705957788271

[coarse rapids]

Merry Christmas

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-cheer-goku-jolly-present-gif-10077742462783738616

[bitter hearth]

i was never banned

but got too many warnings

[raw orchid]

People who got banned aren't officially cool

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, I respect moderators, they are good stalkers.

[void kelp]

Hi guys new to stalker which one should I play first

[carmine forge]

Build 1935

[void kelp]

Alr

Which one exactly is that?

[candid cloud]

I basically said shit about moderator, send the Wolfenstein march and I'm still not cool?

[coarse rapids]

Play Shadow of Chernobyl first

[void kelp]

Alr

Any tips?

[candid cloud]

Don't die.

[unique stag]

im new aswell but try stay away from military if u have a bad gun

and dont forget to save ur game when u do some progress

[coarse rapids]

If you're feeling it's hard drop the difficulty

[void kelp]

No

[raw orchid]

Yesn't

[raw orchid]

Real

[void kelp]

Fr

[unique stag]

lol

[void kelp]

So how y’all doin today?

[unique stag]

decent

[raw orchid]

Doing good thanks for asking. You?

[void kelp]

Yeah had a good Christmas

[raw orchid]

Thats nice

[void kelp]

Done much today?

[raw orchid]

I wouldn't call celebration doing much

Was a fun day though

[void kelp]

Lol but atleast it must of been fun

[raw orchid]

Aye

[void kelp]

Y’all resting tomorrow?

[void kelp]

Famous last words lol

[raw orchid]

Idk about others but I'm preparing for new year with rest of my family

[void kelp]

Yeah

Man this server is wack lol

[unique stag]

imagine covid comes back

[void kelp]

Oh no

[void kelp]

Or some other virus

[unique stag]

id rather covid

cus i know i wont die

[void kelp]

Yea

Plague coming back faster than monolith

Bye battery almost dead

[unique stag]

butter dog

[bitter hearth]

@carmine forge the bugs destroyed alot of my base

my iron factories specialy, they smart, they avoided the non needed resources

[void kelp]

Factorio? I love that game

[bitter hearth]

yes

by mistake i was afk while eating dinner

[void kelp]

Lol

[bitter hearth]

and like half my base is gone, i repaired everything tho

now i need to automate my deffences so i dont have to worry about them

[void kelp]

Yea

I always set up basic turrets first

[bitter hearth]

i did

they destroyed them, they are attacking in big groups now

[void kelp]

Damn did you set up a perimeter wall with auto load turrets

[raw orchid]

F

[bitter hearth]

they broke in again😔

[raw orchid]

[bitter hearth]

they are going for my iron!

[void kelp]

You got to work on defesens

[unique stag]

hi guys

[bitter hearth]

i did set up a perimeter, im trying to place turrets and automate reloading them

[void kelp]

Nice

[bitter hearth]

even 2 turrets wont work at this point

[raw orchid]

Hi

[void kelp]

Was up

[bitter hearth]

they broke in again

[carmine forge]

KILL THEM

Before it's too late

[void kelp]

I think you need to reload a save

If they keep getting in your gona get overwhelmed and not be able to rebuild

[bitter hearth]

made car!!!

[bitter hearth]

too late

like i made about 7 automations and 3 new processing units before an autosave happened, i dont wanna do all that again

i will go with the car

[carmine forge]

you know what to do

[bitter hearth]

grenade and run, to destroy their nest

[raw orchid]

They jumped my bro Emission

[bitter hearth]

exactly

[raw orchid]

😭

[void kelp]

Lol

[bitter hearth]

i killed their nest

but there are like, about 5 more

[void kelp]

Damn harsh

[bitter hearth]

i need to research flame throwers

[void kelp]

You should do the place down and quick refill turret strat

[bitter hearth]

how do i make OBS studio record in a higher quality

[void kelp]

No idea

[void kelp]

Nice strat

I’m go now sleepy time bye guys

[vernal loom]

How

[bitter hearth]

good night

i dont know how but i couldnt make the quality better

[bitter hearth]

im ryan gosling

[raw orchid]

Night

[void kelp]

Night bro and merry Christmas

[raw orchid]

Merry Christmas to you too

[bitter hearth]

at last, i made perimiter, they are attacking all sides tho

they want

i died

[raw orchid]

Noooo

[bitter hearth]

cleared all 5 of them tho

there is only one left up to the right

its pretty close, and i dont like it

[carmine forge]

You can do it

we believe in you

[bitter hearth]

i did it

and thats enough factorio for the day

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/factorio-gif-15293984824057678405

[bitter hearth]

oh what

why did it put me in afk channel

il be back later

[carmine forge]

Did it?

[livid frost]

gameplay

[ripe merlin]

Bro is roleplaying as military in the zone

[void kelp]

its like a tyrannid infestation

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/oneyplays-cory-corys-big-freak-out-super-mario-world-oneyng-gif-25766431

[void kelp]

Praise be Chaos

[vernal loom]

People on this server have made me cry 💀💀💀

[teal oracle]

REAL

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1090301114219515914/20211118-002-1.gif

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-dancing-vibing-gif-27132118

[languid hinge]

Yummy watermelon

[vernal loom]

Not a watermelon

[languid hinge]

It is most definitely watermelon

I said so, therefore it just is

[vernal loom]

Not a watermelon

[languid hinge]

What is it then

[vernal loom]

Blood orangd

E

[steel sapphire]

@vernal loom glory to ukraine

Russian empire ally with Ukraine

[neon vale]

i know that game

i tyhink

[steel sapphire]

It's not hoi4

[neon vale]

it looks like call of war

[steel sapphire]

Correct

And yk what

Just started to create medium tanks

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hoi4-hearts-of-iron-get-on-it-hop-on-lets-play-gif-24249265

[steel sapphire]

And conquer those red lands

Nah call of war on top

Wanna see the full map tho

@neon vale of the region

[neon vale]

sure

[steel sapphire]

It's so good right?

Now I think I should delete it because political

Right?

[stone tinsel]

Mone

[languid hinge]

Orang

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/orangutan-driving-gif-24461244

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/oranges-gif-10621135

[languid hinge]

But why is he making that face

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/172247745724284928/1188904245605453875/What20the20humans20on20the20surface20saw20during20the20Asriel20fight.mov?ex=659c385c&is=6589c35c&hm=4030dc9fdf337cce1c6c583603b15b6d86da87836085528057eaa0c905eb257f&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/172247745724284928/1188959595780116490/Skullface_fiber_optic_cable_core.mov?ex=659c6be9&is=6589f6e9&hm=db625fad0a485d3af200635c3079c756ab10e6d20d139d7954ffa52c3144d432&

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/260965739266048000/862140678950617098/Poop_shit_gif2.gif

[spare void]

@shy narwhaldont get me wrong
but is this profile okay?

[shy narwhal]

!ban @void kelp Rule 6-7 fascist

[simple sage]

hans1941. has been banned

Reason: Rule 6-7 fascist

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-naked-snake-big-boss-binoculars-gif-17591985

[bitter hearth]

oof

[spare void]

[bitter hearth]

im gonna play opposing force

[spare void]

i got assist, guys, lets go!

[spare void]

also ty kuro <3

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/hecu-half-life-half-life1-gif-25275818

[spare void]

nice opinion
one small issue

your walls are packed with c4

[bitter hearth]

nice answer, one small issue

i am not inside my home

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-metal-gear-solid-3-snake-christmas-gif-17097290705957788271

[spare void]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-solid-4-guns-of-the-patriots-mgs-gif-1603474300447320336

@candid clouddid you woke up just a 10 mins ago?

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061159525597581373/1064532366762184714/20230116_150809.gif

[candid cloud]

I woke up like a hour ago.

[spare void]

i haev a great idea
lets go dying light

[candid cloud]

I have lessons.

[spare void]

unlucky
i have holidays

but im unlucky because i feel like shit

[reef rover]

Let’s go golfing

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-5327693430518111729

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-glowing-eyes-video-game-gif-17663260

[reef rover]

Ooo scary 😨

[errant ingot]

Ok who here has ever done a unsig run before? I have literally never come across any NPC of them either.
From what I have seen they seem to be what people think the mercs or clear sky are at first. Western operators?

[median shard]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@median shard, haven’t seen a single flesh in months. What if they hibernate somewhere beneath?

[raw orchid]

Hi guys

[candid cloud]

Hello.

[median shard]

Hello people !

[bitter hearth]

good morning

[raw orchid]

morning bro

[past rampart]

We got a communist here

good morning people

[bitter hearth]

morning Kuznetsov

[raw orchid]

morning

[bitter hearth]

just beat opposing force in like an hour and a half

for the trillionth time

[raw orchid]

based

[past rampart]

I Love that game

Used to play the multiplayer in computer class with friends

even the IT teacher plays it because of how fun it was

Good times

[bitter hearth]

good times indeed

[past rampart]

By the way maybe if Valve published Half Life 3 and that's probably will be a day before the afterlife starts I hope Shepherd will be back

[bitter hearth]

i hope so too, altho shephard isnt canon, they might make it canon and get him in

[candid cloud]

Basically Shephard is canon in some way.

[past rampart]

No it is canon

[candid cloud]

The hunt down the freeman isn't canon, tho.

[past rampart]

Nobody talks about that

[bitter hearth]

wasnt he fan made?, i know valve aprooved of opposing force but i never saw that they made him canon

i never tried hunt down the freeman, i will try it maybe when i get the time

[past rampart]

Hunt Down a Better Game should be its title

[past rampart]

well Gearbox Software accepted the offer to make a game for Valve while they are working on the big bad boy Half Life 2, or something like that

[candid cloud]

Well, let's say that Shephard was taken by GMan, the same about Alyx.

But yet, Alyx is one of the main heroes in HL2 and HLA.

When Shephard is the main hero of HLOF.

[past rampart]

He was in Half Life 1 no? when Gordon tried to enter Xen he broke in there

[candid cloud]

In HL1 he was more like a secondary hero, which were hunting him down.

[past rampart]

So he is pretty much canon

[candid cloud]

Yes.

Like the guy from the kitchen, or something.

Microwave.moment

[past rampart]

I am getting crazy

I was gonna send a video that I didn't have, I actually have dreams of getting a better computer because of the suffering with this one

Too broke to sleep well but not to dream well

Anyways had a nice time talking.

[candid cloud]

@bitter hearth, drawing.

Gonna end the drawing and then translate a little bit of text for Maniplanet.

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, You need good health to be ready for another trip in the Zone. So stay healthy!

[candid cloud]

@bitter hearth, guess what.

[past rampart]

when I am having a nap dreams are like this:

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/savlian-matius-imperial-elder-scrolls-oblivion-bethesda-gif-17725930

[dim light]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[surreal lynx]

i had a dream where ray of hope mod got released :(

[earnest escarp]

Such a thing will only ever happen in a dream

[past rampart]

some dream

[past rampart]

He got drafted

[raw orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-if-you-are-a-santa-believer-santa-believer-repost-repost-if-christmas-gif-13506255190167039028

[dim light]

He got drafted to Agroprom (He's gonna get blasted to smithereens by Strelok with a starter Makarov)

[raw orchid]

Real

[raw orchid]

[past rampart]

I'll pay a box of cigarettes to keep em alive

[bitter hearth]

No way, its kiryu!

[candid cloud]

Out of everything.

You saw the Kiryu first.

[bitter hearth]

because kiryu is based

[candid cloud]

Goofy ahh mod doesn't exist.

Wtf am I drawing :clueless:

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/realizing-everyone-knows-what-you-did-hatsune-miku-anime-vocaloid-gif-17298714

[surreal lynx]

https://youtu.be/fOWMDMTaUT4 mr bean lore

[past rampart]

Me when stalkers use the tunnel or the gap in the fence instead of paying me:

[raw orchid]

lmao

[past rampart]

Completed Grand Theft Auto IV and I choose the Revenge ending of course.

[past rampart]

Irish women aren't my taste anyways

[void kelp]

Was up guys

[past rampart]

Alright you know

[void kelp]

Yea

[past rampart]

So how many stalkers payed up at the Rostok checkpoint?

[void kelp]

Um

Well about that

[past rampart]

I bet the pay is better than those broke Loners in south but they pay me a meal

[void kelp]

Fr

[past rampart]

so i don't complain

[void kelp]

40 aks for a med pack and a bottle of vodka

[past rampart]

Shit I forgot about fatty the trader

He asked me for a shooter

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, have a great Christmas and we wish about your wishes come true. From our campfire to yours!

[past rampart]

Eh its easy there is Mercs on the left and crackheads north east I only worry about Loners trying to screw me at Rostok

[raw orchid]

hi there

[void kelp]

Don’t cal our beloved sidrovich fat

[void kelp]

Hi Matt

How’s your day been

[raw orchid]

fine, thanks for asking. yours?

[past rampart]

He made me put the case in his storage room because he was too lazy to do it himself

maybe he is welded to that chair you expect anything from this wretched place

[void kelp]

Great actualy I explored some underground tunnels I’ll get some photographs in abit

[raw orchid]

noice

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, better be safe, than go to the Poppy Field. There are better places to celebrate Christmas.

[past rampart]

@void kelp Want a drink?

[void kelp]

Yes

[past rampart]

Here

[void kelp]

Thanks

[past rampart]

Some bandit tried to kill us the other day

His gun was so bad that it blew up on his face

[raw orchid]

my honest reaction:

[past rampart]

then he started throwing random stuff

[raw orchid]

lmao

[void kelp]

Average bandits weapon

[past rampart]

I thought it was rocks so I kicked one back

the thing is I was lucky that one was no rock it was a grenade

We had a loot and the dogs had a dinner another day at the office

[past rampart]

it was homemade

probably smuggled a flash drive with indian tutorials

[void kelp]

Metal pipe with some explosive inside

They should add a musket to S2

[past rampart]

Yeah bri'ish people are everywhere we need that

[void kelp]

Got the pictures @raw orchid

[raw orchid]

whoa

[past rampart]

You have a Berill? where did you get it from stalker

[void kelp]

They go for kilometres

It was so cool

[past rampart]

You are looking for who asked?

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, salutes in the Zone? Never heard of them.

[raw orchid]

SEVA

my inventory

[past rampart]

That's a Berill in the picture

SEVA has gloves that cover the hand and no visible skin

[median shard]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@median shard, You’re not alone. Somebody is watching you in the Zone. Always.

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheerua

[simple sage]

🚫 LighT UwU, you need to wait 18 seconds to use that command again.

[stray ridge]

!wolfcheereng

[simple sage]

@stray ridge, Ok, you have your wish. How dare you to ask for something from Santa, when you have The Greatest Wishgranter in the world?

[raw orchid]

I guess you're talking about SEVA from other mods

[past rampart]

man I deleted all my saves to check

wait i'll open up CoC the models are the same

never mind they're not

[past rampart]

no when I was playing clear sky it was the same

[raw orchid]

idk take a look if you want

it's version 1.5.10

[past rampart]

I'll install a debug menu for clear sky because I remember it was with full gloves

no it will ruin the files

I'll see for later

[raw orchid]

cya

[teal oracle]

You could say he has a
Stalker

[neon vale]

why is cirno there

[candid cloud]

Goofy ahh character.

[past rampart]

Santa went to Romania and it did not end well

[dim light]

Santa should have NOT landed in Ústí nad Labem

[neon vale]

tampa florida

[dim light]

Southern Detroit, Michigan

[raw orchid]

Gentlemen, I'm going to war

[surreal lynx]

i need this thing

[vernal loom]

I’m at the gym and this dude just retched so loud and I’m trying so hard to not cry laughing

[void kelp]

Tremor exists outside our hallucinations?

[vernal loom]

Yes

[void kelp]

Lol somehow relatable

[void kelp]

Don’t we all

[vernal loom]

No such thing as weight lifting in peace man

[void kelp]

Fr

[vernal loom]

What, you thought I was just a shadow tormenting innocent townsfolk?

[void kelp]

I hate those that grunt like moan when lifting

[void kelp]

Yeah?

Same here

[vernal loom]

Wrong

[coarse rapids]

[vernal loom]

What else happened to the 7 other missing Stalkers

[void kelp]

You

[steel sapphire]

Hello chat

[void kelp]

Hello marked one

[steel sapphire]

Hi

Just conquering Caucasus

@vernal loom wanna see it?

[vernal loom]

r mom

[void kelp]

Aw damn no video😭

[raw orchid]

guys check this out

[void kelp]

Yeah let’s see bro

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gif-21017711

[steel sapphire]

@raw orchid I got something epic

[raw orchid]

Hoi bro

[raw orchid]

Noice. What it be?

[steel sapphire]

Ripping Caucasus in call of war

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747033765867421747/1189197261264134307/caption_1.gif?ex=659d4941&is=658ad441&hm=4abdee6837e40cfe1447b9ef3bb8b1a23e1bd1e1ec140ea1ab1efb6d7caf7f81&

[steel sapphire]

War?

[raw orchid]

Lol

[teal oracle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[void kelp]

Give him back!!!!

[void kelp]

Your dog is a skinwalker

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-world-slugcat-wormgrass-gif-15746833952126675950

[steel sapphire]

Hey kira

Guess what

I conquering Caucasus in call of war

[void kelp]

Hai

[steel sapphire]

Wanna see the progress?

[past rampart]

I looted this from a member of Clear Sky @void kelp

[raw orchid]

[void kelp]

Best thing ever

[void kelp]

Funny meme also fun game

[raw orchid]

💀

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-scavenger-scavenger-rain-world-throwing-brick-brick-gif-27597790

[past rampart]

I am 0.01% Asian wise man, Come here!

[spring acorn]

Merry Christmas to all stalkers worldwide

[raw orchid]

Merry Christmas to you too

[granite reef]

A bit late

[spring acorn]

Yep sorry i have stress on rl

[granite reef]

Merry Saint Stephen's Day, for all western believers

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-world-grass-worm-gif-27507583

[granite reef]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-black-guy-meme-gif-758399825091809609

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892500447670177863/1105541767526367323/B8A8472B-331C-445C-997E-7D4866260049.gif

[raw orchid]

Far Cry fans when they hear someones cry from afar

[vernal loom]

I just ran at about 24 kph

Now I will die

[neon vale]

thats like 8mph

[past rampart]

[vernal loom]

About 15 mph

[steel sapphire]

Gatorade and milk? Whaaaat

[raw orchid]

Are you running from stalkers who found about about your secret?

[vernal loom]

But it feels like I’m going to die because I just barely started recovering from a respiratory illness that I’ve had all month, so my lungs are freaking out

[past rampart]

I completed GTA IV a hour ago it took me a week to complete it now I will replay the game and I am thinking of downgrading it before I do

[raw orchid]

GTA 4 do go hard

[past rampart]

I love it

[vernal loom]

SSSHHHHH

[raw orchid]

Thats unfortunate

[past rampart]

I managed to run it on this piece of crap that you call a PC

[raw orchid]

Wish you a fast recovery

[vernal loom]

Thank you!! 💗

[past rampart]

Stay safe money doesn't always buy good health

[steel sapphire]

@vernal loom if I send the pic here

I get banned?

[vernal loom]

What pic 💀

[steel sapphire]

The one I sent to you

[vernal loom]

Thank you))

[steel sapphire]

What did you expect

[neon vale]

mods wont care about map game images regardless of politics

ive sent hoi4 screenshots and they didnt care

[vernal loom]

I was about to say

[steel sapphire]

Hell no

[past rampart]

Anyone knows where is Jimmy The Rat? I wanna talk to him be he isn't online yet a friend of mine told me he'd be here at this time but he isn't

[neon vale]

like this save

[steel sapphire]

It's all in Turkish so dw

[neon vale]

hes muted rn

kuro muted him for a week for testing his patience

[steel sapphire]

@past rampart @neon vale @raw orchid slava Ukraini

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/volodymyr-zelenskyy-zelensky-володимир-зеленський-ukraine-gif-25721682

I have 5 vyshyvanky 🥶

[past rampart]

HE IS POSTING POLITICS MODS ELIMINATE HIM

[raw orchid]

Poggers

[steel sapphire]

Wait I'm on Ukrainian side

not freaking Caucasus

[raw orchid]

[steel sapphire]

Forgot what that means

[raw orchid]

Basically happiness, joy and amazement

[steel sapphire]

I got whole Rostov

[raw orchid]

Guys veteran role will be given at level 25 right?

[steel sapphire]

Yes

[raw orchid]

2 more levels left and I'll finally get that sexy purple bandit icon

Cannot wait

[raw orchid]

I v damke

[neon vale]

no mods are online... time to get freaky.

[dim light]

https://tenor.com/view/death-corridor-death-corridor-geometry-dash-geometry-gif-15673481441265769442

[vernal loom]

GLORY TO UKRAINE

[raw orchid]

moment

[dim light]

Glory to Southeastern Mongolia

[raw orchid]

Agree

[neon vale]

i remember this save went so hard

i decided one day to play democratic hungary in a ww2 game

and killed like 3 million germans before collapsing

[raw orchid]

@bitter hearth I gotta hide to avoid you

[steel sapphire]

Hey dude

Play as Ukraine and do your pfp as marked one

Stairlock reaction made me laugh and cough

[raw orchid]

Strelok but he went to McDonalds instead of Zone

[dim light]

McEmission

[steel sapphire]

Lost to the bigmacs

[raw orchid]

LMFAO

Good 1 guys

[steel sapphire]

Which one

McZone

[raw orchid]

McArtifact doesn't sound bad either

[steel sapphire]

McStreloks

[dim light]

McPsyBlock

McSidorovichs

[steel sapphire]

Also you will lost to the bigmacs

[steel sapphire]

I'm zonin it

[dim light]

Imagine if the 100 Rads Bar served burgers and chicken nuggets

[steel sapphire]

McRads bar

[neon vale]

i love treason

with tampirnicus "jimmy the rat" tampico

[dim light]

Sidorovichs would be McGetScammed

[raw orchid]

[steel sapphire]

Jimmy the rattle

[raw orchid]

Ok that's enough Clear Sky for today

tomorrow I'll go to Limansk and finish the game

[neon vale]

and "handsome cracker jack" jack

[dim light]

Tony "Big Bob" Fettucinni

[raw orchid]

Limansk will be conquered

[steel sapphire]

Bros got hard face

It's like 10 tons or something

[dim light]

🗿

[raw orchid]

artifacts for endurance:

Scar barely gets tired tbh

and even if he gets tired his stamina recovers in seconds

very OP artifacts

[steel sapphire]

Marked one on top

He got drippy face

[dim light]

Scar been listening to those David Goggins montages

[raw orchid]

💯

[dim light]

Dude got the stamina of a horse

[raw orchid]

is it me or he looks sad in his portrait?

[steel sapphire]

Nah he's not

[dim light]

He meditating

[raw orchid]

always thought that he looked sad for some reason

[steel sapphire]

He's serious

[raw orchid]

Strelok is so cocky in Clear Sky lol

[dim light]

Maybe because the picture's in 144p

[raw orchid]

Good point

[raw orchid]

Scar doesn't have a main character energy when he's chasing him

[past rampart]

He is sleeping

or stomach problems

or both

[steel sapphire]

He has same drip as soc but

[raw orchid]

ye he's wearing Sunrise in CS as well

[steel sapphire]

And face

[raw orchid]

although Sid took his Sunrise in SoC, before Strelok woke up

[steel sapphire]

[dim light]

Course he did

[past rampart]

At what level do I earn the rank experienced?

[neon vale]

@bitter spruce this is what it looked like on my end

[raw orchid]

level 10 if I'm not mistaken

[dim light]

I'm on lvl 9

[raw orchid]

@steel sapphire Strelok went through a lot but at least he upgraded his drip and started using SEVA instead of Sunrise

[neon vale]

level 10

[raw orchid]

[past rampart]

Yeah folks told me about him I gotta give him respect for the trolling skills

[neon vale]

25 for veteran

[raw orchid]

2 levels left for me 🙏

[past rampart]

So I need to bla bla bla bla daily to go up the ranks?

[neon vale]

i just dont fall for his trolling so he just doesnt do it to me

[neon vale]

yes

[past rampart]

I wanna talk with him about something but I am worried I will get trolled too

[neon vale]

i just dont fall for bait

[past rampart]

what's all the trolling for?

or that's the american dream eh?

[neon vale]

just fun

its funny to see people get mad over nothing

[past rampart]

Yeah but sometimes it causes harm either to you or to them

[neon vale]

yeah but its unhealthy to care about discord so much that you end up actually getting bitter over it

[raw orchid]

If it was me from few years ago I'd agree but now idk

such stuff just isn't funny for me anymore

[past rampart]

and to be honest guilt is worse than fear

[neon vale]

i dont troll but i see where he comes from sometimes

[raw orchid]

I guess I'm growing up

[past rampart]

Not all know how to react to conversations like these

[neon vale]

sometimes it's funny sometimes it's just rude