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Omg what about that motorcycle game where you drive loops and stuff I think motor x or smthn
Know it but didn’t play it
X-Moto?
Fun game
Cute
I could play those games but for few hours only
Looks tasty
It was getting too repetitive
Yea
You're duty, not freedom
It’s my duty to kill everyone and then reload the last save for fun
I remember those poly games
Those like look alike lego games but their more realistic and blocky
Idk how to explain it smh
Yea I know what you mean
Me too
👍 np
I wish I could go back to relive them but I can't
Hold on I think I got the name
Half of them games are down
@void kelp forgot to tell you to not use #🤨┃stalker_memes like that
You were referring to this right? @void kelp
also that
If yes then games name is Roly Poly Monsters
Says who? You can download BlueMaxima Flashpoint
I already did and don't regret a single thing
I meant on this
My meme was deleted😭
Like these type of games
Aha
so sad
That game was fire
lolll
The weird zombie Minecraft games with red fog?
spooky
Anyways @void kelp @crystal lagoon you can still play tons of flash games after downloading BlueMaxima flashpoint
I have too many cat images
You mean jolly
O tysm
Its legit
Spam my dms 
Anytime bro
I sometimes use newgrounds
Afaik they removed tons of games from Newgrounds and Armorgames no?
Only of u day the same thing in dms So i don't get staged for sending cat memes
Not really
@raw orchid do you know how to find old games with vague descriptions, took me ages to find Takeover but i can't find this one other game
Whats the description tho?
I will try to find those but can't guarantee that I'll succeed
It was like csgo but had ammo upgrades in buy menu, i remember maps really well but idk if you know the game or if you'll recognise them by the drawings
I think it was on the old version of the Paco games site
I'm trying to find it. Problem is that there are simply way too many games with ammo updates and things like that
People really like such concept I guess
Lemme draw some maps from bird perspective brb
These game are so old they are soon to be forgotten you’ll have trouble finding them
I know it doesn't look good but these maps are integrated into my brain visually, basically that black stuff is platforms in air, white is floor, green is ladders and brown is boxes
Those brown boxes were like a maze
Map theme was like a huge warehouse
This one was snowy and had like shipping containers on the up right corner, blu is platforms in air and red it stairs
It angers me that I can't draw what I can imagien
@ripe merlin sorry man, still couldn't find anything even after searching for like 30-40 mins
I might continue searching from time to time
Good night people
The engineer who put the divider there 
Im trying to make a motor boat in people playground with no tutorial I've killed 24 people so far
That’s nothing
You should see my kerbal boats
They either don’t move or tear themselves in half
That’s where you messed up
I keep having problems balencing the weight and drowning people in the middle of the lake
Simple: make the ship so big that the slightest weight imbalance is negligible
When in doubt, go big or go home
What is this for?
DnD?
no
it's just for shit and giggles
Epic
Bard
Source: pfp
The good ending
Anyone buying? I got new stock
I would take the banana one
where leashes
To walk them my cat loves getting walks
He was crying cuz shugo hugged him and I bashed him into void



New stalker 2 trailer soon (my source: I made it up)
how
Good conq players 
(They don’t exist)
Sadly
Can’t be good with conq, only decent
Why?
BECAUSE HE HAS ONLY ONE MOVE
When your entire kit is basically 50/50 you can only be decent
I remember pissing of a gladiator by throwing every attack
And he made every wrong read
Lol
I remember throwing every attack at a zerker
He made every wrong read
I feinted the last one into nothing because he gave up
Mf straight up just
Poor guy
It was so Joever for him I felt bad
So I put him out of his misery 😔
In duels I 3:0 black prior
Guy gave up at the last round "cuz he playd only for exp"
Next match (i left lobby) he started shittalking and he played Hito
3:0 again
My greatest achievement is winning a duel against a rep 70 shaman
I was playing Jj, only level 12 hadent even hit rep 1
Mf got so salty it was great
I mean I’ve done better
Won a 1v4 as gladiator, or was it bp I can’t remember
Loaded into breach match
Immidiatly wins 1v4
Battlecry
I shouldent go back
Not good for health
Nice
Glad is one of the worst heroes in antigank
why is it never an otter of approval
I'd like a Walrus of Approval
One of the few mobile games that are actually good
@coarse rapids want me to join you
nha Im fine
Apparently James McCaffery died from cancer today.... Yes the Max Payne voice actor I am talking about
I am not sure if it's true
Rest in Peace
So it is true?
seems true sadly
We never appreciate things until they're gone
It do be like that
Nobody cares unless you're rich Pretty or dead
Just amazing...
I hate that thought
Anyways goddamn it

We never knew he had cancer
Sevka
Guess what
I used to play max Payne 2 when I was young @full grail
Well I know what was Ingram means
And mp1 is my least favourite
Mp2 literally functions the same lmao
It's mac10s different name
Well
It's good thing that I played mp2 as young age
I played either xbox 360 version of gta SA, some crappy local retail cd games on a laptop or CSGO
These are my nostalgia games
Nostalgia annoys me now because of regret is stronger than Appreciation
Yeah but I played THAT remastered version
I played normal one
"remastered"
Because it was like 1,80 zł
And that's not even one pound lmao
Lest I knew it was shit
But really it was great for me tbh
I never played games like this
My childhood was and is boring
I played nfsmw on PC and ps2
Ah but if there is one game I owe my nostalgia to is Gothic
Serious sam?
No
Bro....
Either GTA SA or shit you wouldn't even come up with
I bought these damn kinetic games back when I was 8 on the x360
Well I played GTA sa when I was kid
Damn it I regret it to this day
Only GTA SA is my nostalgia and honestly, I don't even owe Rockstar anything for it because I hate them just as I hate activision and EA
GTA SA is still a goat
Cool
... NFSMW 2005 is made by EA
Aye
Doesn't change the fact it's ran by bad people
But honestly I realise it doesn't really affect what the game is
I matured to that stage
same I think
one of the few good games EA made is mirror's edge and catalyst
So technically I always wondered what heel logo building is for
got buried to the ground like Rayman
Need for speed is good
damn Rayman was my nostalgia as well
you know how kids used to fanboy Sonic and Mario?
I was like that with Rayman
Getting chased by police and race
Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc was my first pc game
on the pc that is now dead and replaced 2 months ago
Well there are lot of people who has sonic as fanboy
some good, some bad
some that fanboy too much for their own good
Oh.
Well
Seems like you didn't had many games in your childhood
Because my childhood was lame
and I use that as an excuse for my deppresion
anyways

I played on laptop since I was 3 years old, I got a x360 at 5 and I got a pc at 8
I will die and live a pc gamer
the only console I'll ever buy will be a steam deck
Because I know Valve is the least sinful AAA
the only sin they have is being lazy or doing nothing, but atleast I know it's ran by people who appreciate the industry and game dev whilst being corpo at the same time
I don't want to pick on any company or anyone, I am past that now and I don't want to be like that again (that's why I got perma banned from Trepang2 discord)
Habar forever
No stalker
lmfao
nice meme
good to see my country getting mentioned also
@steel sapphire do one in Australia so my country can be finaly relevant
@void kelp this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=georf7t1glY
Sadly I didn't made that
That's the future of stalker
Yes, thank you!
Damn
you're welcome
Then I’ll make it horribly
Good luck
@near ridge he can love Georgia
That building might have a weird form but it does have a lot of history
It's the headquarters of the bank of Georgia. An 18-story building on the outskirts of Georgia’s capital city of Tbilisi
They opened it in 1975 as the Ministry of Highway Construction of the Georgian SSR
In fact you also my neighbor
Its designer was George Chakhava
whoa, wasn't expecting that
Why it's in stalker
where do you live? @steel sapphire
I live in turkey
I eated kebab lot of times
Nice

I live in Germany and we have never done anything worn ever
@crystal lagoon can you do marked one loves turkey
Alr
DEUSTCHALND IST GUT
Ich mag Deutschland
I don’t rly though rn I’m in Italy

Yooooo vaduzs country

@granite reef yoooo dude he's Italian
lmao
@steel sapphire

What if i will pre order stalker 2, some bonuses of smth?

Yeah depending on which level you pre order
Anyone else hear read roadside picnic?
Normal one, 15€ for 1 mission is too much
i think that he loves London
Not yet
Costume skin in singleplayer? What is this, dying light or smth
Stalker skins 
why tho
Do marked one loves turkey now
We will have dlc armour?
Greek flag
Yes -
...
Kebab one
?
I dont
Istanbul is good
but it is not an island
constantinopole
Oh yeah so do Galata tower
ISTANBUL NOT CONSTANTINOPLE
Google maps told me that
Google use og map
New anomaly’s are wild
Fun fact there's a song called Istanbul not Constantinople
Some mod needs to remove my cool-down in the memes section so I can post them all
Idk
I just want kebab
I love the leaning tower of piza
Turkey
Least nationalist Turkish resident living in a Berlin apartment
YEEES MEHMET JOKES
Alr they are all on the meme channel
@crystal lagoon @waxen hare so I did research on my Greek friend
doner is literally german
Australian politicians tweaking after being ridiculed by the outside world because their prime minister shit his pants in a McDonald’s, lost a war to a bird, and has a rampant wild life control
this felt way longer than 1:10
S ure
I know
you're not the guy be quiet
No
Okay I'm not guy
over.
It will come eventually
True
are you the type to number new accounts after being banned
untraceable....
Maybe
Well
man thats like calling my account Tampico II
Lmao, I have relatives who live in Australia
@void kelp I wanna ask you a question
Coincidences
Not rly though
Yes?
he doesn't know
Have you tried doner?
A lot actually
doner?
Nice
Doner kebab
Doner?
Döner is a turkish-german dish
Best food in turkey
That shit is fire
yuck
KEBAB
bug food
Die
Greek?
Kebabs are amazing
🪳
I like chicken with hummus
Well
Tampico is approved greek
why would i want that
Who agrees
Kebab is literallty serbian
no?
Serbia more like
EVEN WORSE!
kebab is croatian
kebab is arizonan
Right
Kebab is Polish
Yankee
tucsonan
not even close
Getting to political
Americans are yankees
no they're not
This is too political
Let’s go more casual, like the state of the international economy
literally only like north easterners
No, you are my favourite n-word
You sure?
💀
?
What did blud mean by this
oh gee idk.....
Arizona is in America
Idk, trevor said it in gta
hello black man
So you are yankee
NOOO MY RIGHTS
REALLY????? WHO COULDVE GUESSED!!!!
America sucks tbh
GTA 5
GRAND THEFT AUTO V
https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/tid=CUSA00419_00
go eat bug food
Fr they literally sniff oil
Worst country out there along with France and Britain
Says everyone
Def racist to people of dingus
British people not sucks
Food does
They have long teeth but they not
america sucks!!! they're better than my shithole so i hate them!!
200iq
Worst country? Sweden. Why? They live next to me
Worst people? People who live 30 minutes away from me
And germany
U haven't seen german tourists?
true.... germans are saints
Ok maybe but to me all tourists in Australia suck
ich liebe deutschland!!!!
austria
Hate Germans
Simple as
tourists anywhere are annoying
No wtf
we get old people from east coast clogging everything up over here
❓
It’s worst in Australia
Tourists suck
They ruin everything
Hungarian tourist, literally best people
wow your life sucks, do you need more pity
Best country is Russia 🇷🇺
shut up balkanoid
🤓

Slightly bias cuz I was born there but other than politics it ain’t to bad
"haha i said something controversial
"
Cities are literally shit
Nah
Yes
you were born with a mental disability
Real
Yes alcoholisim

But the healthcare is 10000x better than America
Healthcare being free doesn't mean its better
Russian doctors are rly good
Ok
And atlest they don’t follow the why cure it for a 100 when we can treat it for 200
Continueously
Until they have a hospital bill the size of elon musks net worth
nah healthcare in russia blows
My reaction
Meg finds her self in a Russian hospital after being shot by a dart by one of Putins henchmen. Her and her boyfriend Ivan are talking about free health care in Russia as opposed to the US.
you are sick? take vodka and lethal injection
This is Russia not stalker
Well
❓
It doesn't change fact doner still good @crystal lagoon
Agree
russia more like
What is political?
Real
Lol
:3
Thats why i'm nordic
Right?
aryan nord
you are from today serbian
Well I'm off
real, Finland is part of Serbia
Cya
well you're african so....
im mexican
Will be back soon
true!
Taco
im the african
i should learn spanish
i love algiers
Border neighbor with @bitter spruce
Still of finding water
yeah, he throws me snacks once in a while
Naco taco chimichanga
sonoran dog
lol over the “wall”
come to tucson
i will!
:3
I don’t understand freedom fans
Join duty
Far away
Loners for the win
Loners and duty are good plus they friends so
Exactly. Dudes are going to the Zone just to get rich
Ye
I respect that tbh
Serbian activity
this guy doesn't like thinking for himself
They don't care about ideology of other factions
boring neutrality
Real
Instead get mauled by annoying blind dogs
Ah yes, furry faction
Many of them yes 💀
My face when I came to the Zone to get rich but instead got robbed by bandits and died from anomaly:
what the hell
Yes what the hell
this is why the community shouldn't make lore
Yea and I hate furrys so

The pinical of mentally challenged people are furrys
aren't you just so special
homie has never spoken to a 4channer
Why do you have that
Got a point
Money!
Nice
Sidorovich after buying the biggest pos akm I found from a dead 40 year old corpse

40 ak’s for one medpack👌
Everything! Everything is politics
Especially family gatherings
Show the enlightenment
me too im a based anti furry hunter sigma
wtf they got combine half life 2 here
best ice cream flavor is cookie dough and caramel
ironic
reskin of bandits stands next to another reskin of bandits
Let’s go
Stalker lore is ver well refined and well written
no im not going anywhere with you
Lol
lmao
Reason: Bad word usage
Just reliaed he has a furry for a profile pic
Mentally challenging people
ok


I concur
hello everyone 😁
hi
I saw it... damn it
Hi 
Hello.
Anyone got requests for strelock loving a place?
hi
-Light parry
-Impale instead of heby
-Proceeds to ledge 2 teammates
-Dies
Massive L
Warmonger moment
Truly
Dodge heby
🐑
Truly Lars Amazon cart
feels like stalker atmosphere
Ban all duty members
especially the antennas in the background
Join duty and protect the world from the zone
Plus free dental
It does
Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None of them will stop Duty on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fHuXhvMfxZg?feature=share
this is so sad :(
Sergiev Posad-15, a small military town (early) , a half-destruct
Where?
about 20 years ago
In Russia
Someone ain’t going through rostok
Members of duty kill that mutant and protect the world from the zone
Goodnight sleep tight don’t let the bloodsuckers bite
Why do you have so many
maybe because half of my gallery looks like this
Oh god
Here you have more
Oh i forgot one thing
God no
When i was returning to home, i spotted this bunch of kids, probably waiting for school trip idk, and check out this
I’m not surprised kids now have the mental stability of a drunk uncle after his wife and kids died after he crashed the car and now is constantly on drugs
lmao
same
OUT OF ALL CHARACTERS I LIKE DALLAS AND HOXTON MORE.
i wanted to buy Houston's mask for a while
john wick looks nothing like john wick, i bought him expecting good model, it looked like an american father in his 40's
even the sound isnt correct
i also dont know the other characters, i only know dallas hoxton wofl and the other guy
It is what it is.
The real Hoxton.
Just listen to this.
Payday 2 already had too many heisters who should've really not been added
except Sokol
he was cool
Yo system is back
i also hate doing stealth missions for like half an hour or an hour for some random dude to shoot with non silenced gun right when we are about to finish
Reason: Bad word usage
i hate wolf so much i cannot explain it
no ive read it
Wolf L
Imagine if I ask Starbrezze to send me Dallas and Hoxton's masks.
And they will send them.
Would be cool, ngl.
it was also funny how the Payday mobile game went out
i also know that, or when you try to talk with the Walkie talkie after you kill a gaurd and by mistake let go of the F button
It was okay, but pretty laggy, I played the first version and deleted because it wasn't that good.
it would be cool
i used Wolfhud which changed it to just press so that never really happened to me
Time to show up the mods.
never played it if im being honest
i wanna download mods but dunu how, i wanna remove the recoil/shake from guns
i remember one day i just checked into their discord to see that the shut down has been announced for months
is dallas singing this? or hoxton
Well, first of all you need a .dll file for PD2.
Hoxton.
lmao
But he's talking with a lawyer.
also hello Vaduz
Here he sings.
i also hate joining an online lobby, playing for 45 mins, and getting kicked by the host when we almost finish the mission
That's good when you have friends 
i played with Me, and we kept losing this one mission cause i couldnt move quicker or i got my health eaten by a skulldozer while my stupid ass is trying to kill him with a flame thrower
i should play more payday
they are all singed by hoxton
i got an achievment for stunning a cloaker mid air
i hit him with the electric knuckles right before he hit me
lmao
If you have a skill, which allows you to paree (or smth) with full melee, cloaker will just fall or smth.
you can only stun him with the electric knuckles or with a very good high damage melee
and melee skill
That's me asking for the medic bag.
i also use muscle deck so i either take doctor bags or medkits, with are like 11 medkits
and doctor bags are 2 doctor bags, and they both let me use 2 times
Upgrade the bags, so you have two bags and 8 regenes.
oh damn
i didnt know that
unedited andy
the actual bank speeches you can find here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Gk9UEVkrU
and the music from the end is taken from here :) https://twitter.com/abrasounds/status/1640384700999954432
Dals.
goofy dallas
payday 3 bank speeches (real)
s
I read it as grind pay
@bitter hearth , I probably found a footage of you playing in stealth.
https://youtu.be/6-7HrwAVLUA?si=q6k8z__efUyfgtiV
Hoxton's the only good option
Real.
london reaction
I can join ya'll maybe I could help
but i'll have to find space to redownload pd2
that would be awesome!
yeah, i was surprised when i saw that it was 85 gigs
awesome!!
awesome!!!

if there is k-9 unit where is k-8 and k-7
How do I see mine
My cooking teacher wanted me to come to school around 1 hour earlier so I can help sell cookies we made.
She isnt here, neither is the supposed cookie-stand.
Now im sitting here, 1 hour early and she isnt even here!
Lol mine is so weird, gaps in playtime, lots of games I don't remember and plenty of achievements
https://s.team/y23/fvwhvcmv?l=english
AND THE COOKIES ARENT HERE EITHER WHAT THE HELL ARE WE SELLING
Relatable
Hate when my teacher does that
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I've been playing modded clear sky too much lmoa
Strange that Imperator Rome isn't there
GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME
At least you're free now
I haven’t played since nov 6
The urge is still there
Steam what does this mean 
Did for honor break the steam chart
For honor fans when I show them playing a next to impossible geometry dash level made to break you for months
Haven’t played since November 6th 

this image goes hard feel free to repost
🔥
if Lars plays for honor again i'll redownload valorant
Just dont play for honor 
No
Highlander rework is around the corner 
I need to be Scottish to troll the Japanese 
Also because gay man has been pestering me to play it
None of those people stand a chance against Mr Bean
The last time I consistently talk here before a continuous barrage of shit happened.
@bitter hearth , so I installed some mods.
the tank


Lol.
helo fakr
https://youtu.be/qXoEhhPo8hI
corruption in police 💔 victim never got justice
K9 Accused Of Stealing Fellow Officer's Sandwich
Hello, Tamr.
how are do
He’s here

oh no we got a korean

We should all buy the ultimate edition
the fool
now you can't complain if the game launches and is terrible
Best way to donate for gsc
💀
i have a video of you, scared?
true
However, as long as the game is not at the level of India mobile games, I can enjoy it.
indian...?
so you're okay with recent releases
starfield rocks
I haven't played starfield
Pretty fine, you?
are there any good AAA games from 2023
did i really upgrade my PC so i can play shittiest games there are
yep
like?
starfield
is that it
Based on stats: That sucks.
where is stalker on your diagram
gone
Redused to atoms
Hello everyone ☺️
Hi
I have a question about Twitch...

I want to know how creators on their channel set up a given song, e.g. to welcome a given user to live
I want to know what it's called.
Idk anything about Twitch sorry. Never used it and will never use it
Why would you use Twitch anyway?
That is a more pressing issue
I remember that I turned on live on Twitch and then my nickname with music appeared on the screen.
Never used it. I only use few social medias. Mainly Discord and YT
I just used it because me and a friend were doing a FO:NV run on hardcore and were taking turns on playing the game to see who could beat it the fastest.
Ty :3
no problem
real
Is it real?
idk
How you can most people get 16 achievements in year
me and the boys on our way to play Stalker 2


Don’t you love low quality memes
The amount of low quality stalker memes I have made is surprising
In short period of time
If they are low quality then I'm not surprised
Hello
No
Wdym
IDK. WDYM?
Why you said no
IDK
Alright
No
Nice name are you a printer?
Yes. You know this
Well I forgot

Man you look drippy asf
I have a severe addiction to Keanu reeves
Cyberpunk guy

We need marked one loves turkey
@steel sapphire It was a stalker whatching some not even nsfw girls ass that had pants on
Good meme to didn’t deserve the ban
@sudden lynx
Low quality memes 👌
low quality memes go go hard tho
these apartments are too new



