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alaska is irrelevant to any state's history other than the west coast so its almost completely cut out of history lessons
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although to be fair we ended up learning more about the great plains than our own region
and the west
"Does anyone here speak Romanian?"
the navajo are cool and all but i wanna learn about the menominee or the ojibwe instead
and apparently no one does
I HEARD NAVAJO IN FALLOUT AS WELL
bro's life is fallout
No it's Arma
Everyone will have stolen wallets
Arma 3 is the most realistic game ever!!!
ill steal ur porch
i was gonna be surprised you havent heard of them elsewhere but i forgot you're european
the navajo are big
the biggest first nation in the country
Nice
Bri’ish
Come to Romania
Yes... God why I didn't live in Manchester...
Come to Swiss
been there and every girl is nasty asf thats prob why they went around and colonized everything. in search of the mystical big booty latinas
I hate lust
which county do you live in?
England
just gotta control it
i love that quote
"the taste of their food and the face of the women made the british man the best sailor in the world"
And Greed, I even hate the Word
county, like area
bro can we pin this
YES GOD YES
what
he lives in yes god yes
lmao
weirdest county i've ever heard of
switzerland would be nice but it is so expensive
Then come to Romania
I misread
Come to Ukraine, Belarus even
Anyways I live in Lancashire
Mmmmm I love Ukraine 🇺🇦❤️
yall got big booty latinas?
Can we even go to the first thing you listed these days?
No they were slain in a terrible war years ago
I wish I did to go to THE DAMN ZONE
NOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the reservations get bigger the further west in the country
if you look in the east its far worse
I have Ukrainian Grand Grandfather apparently
I hear Chornobyl is mined now
Lancashires not too bad, atleast it's not milton keynes
FAAAACK!!!
They dig trenches
yall should go to afghanistan i heard its loads of fun!
Been thinking to moving to Chorley
I live In Preston rn and my God I HATE THIS PLACE
złoty deszcz!
is there anything good abt uk?
at least the menominee got a full county
No
You with find very good people or you don't
Also everyone, make love not racketeering!
Ok, gotta sleep
Bye Stalkers, Veterans and Hunters
say what u want abt america but we are the land of the free
praying for u to leave uk
what is life like in nyc
Hell
of the north west prestons probably the nicest place
when i lived there it was cool cus u can walk anywhere and if u minded ur business it was lit
now i live in chicago and its even better (a lot cleaner)
I like where I live, it’s nice
yea same
the biggest city ive ever been in was milwaukee 
I live in the mountains surrounded by a forest so nobody can find me
just gotta not go to the wrong side of town
I've lived in almost every continent and I must say america is my least favourite
ever been to a bucks game?
its what u make out of it
no, but ive been to a brewers game
i dont watch baseball too often but are they any good?
i dont either tbh, but ive heard good things
grizzly bear lookin thru ur window rn
people arent outright abandoning the team like they are with the packers at least
we had such a losing streak that multiple people i know became bears fans 
500k people
No, but we have skinwalkers
LMao
ive never been completely around the city though
i am and will probably always be a madison guy
a madison guy?
madison is our capital yet you could drive from one side of the city to the other in 20 minutes (if the traffic is nice)
for reference nyc has 30 million
only 250k people live in madison
i like smaller towns honestly but i dont mind living in bigger cities since theres more opportunity
could not find a job as an electrical engineer when i lived in hilliard
(small town in ohio)
wisconsin is very smalltown
im guessing illinois is because a lot of people live in chicago
uhh isnt wisconsin a state
its a very smalltown state i mean
oh yea
lots of villages and towns with populations under 5000
if i do find a job that pays better than the one im in and is located in a quiter place then im deffo going
especially cus im tryna start a family soon and i dont want my kids to be raised in a big city
one of the towns i commute through barely broke 1000 people by the 2000s and i think thats solely because of the chicago cottage tourism
yeah being raised in a city sucks tbh
not familiar with cottage tourism
a bunch of people buy cottages to live in for the summer on the lakeside
then they leave for the city during the winter
ohh
my family would tell me stories of them and other kids breaking into them and partying in the empty houses during the 70s
DAMN
i doubt the tourists like that though 
rebels
is there kwik trips in chicago
i think i remember hearing that they didnt build in chicago because they wanted the utmost security
I got to the ball!
The Docks are the only Good looking place in this shithole
At best I believe BLACKPOOL looks better at this point
I love seeing pings then its goddamn lars
didn't know you hate him
I WAS ATTACKED WHILE IN A JOB 🔪
I'VE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD 
AND WHEN I WOKE UP 
I WAS IN ALMOST NOTHING BUT MY BIRTHDAY SUIT 
"HERE'S YOUR BOLT!"

WHY IN THE HELL WOULD I NEED A BOLT? ⁉️
"TAKE A LOOK AROUND" 
O P E N T H E D O O R

I'VE GOT NOWHERE TO GET BACK TO, HERMAN 
OVER AND OUT 
how many times do I ahve to say
You never say Over and Out
DIED IN AN ANOMALY MOD 
SHOT BY LONERS :pogryn:
FOUND WITH A STONE AROUND HIS NECK 
THROWN OFF A CLIFF 
TORN APART BY DOGS 
YOU CANNOT KILL GOD 
JUST AS YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE SKY UP ABOVE 
I AM BLIND 
BUT IT IS YOU, WHO CANNOT SEE 
"I AM BLIND :ohno:
BUT IT IS YOU, WHO CANNOT SEE :ayylmao:" Hollywood AF line

So you became a schizo, great
My dad found out about the bareknuckle boxing
its joeover
I always read joever as "Joe-ever" and not it's "jo-over"
Hello, Max.
Definitely NOT Lars typing from Faker's phone.
Hello Faker
How are you?
Just chilling with some randoms in lethal company
Cool.
i see you trained your bird well
Sounds about right.
Got spme new boots!
Congrats!
Jesus Christ you're short
Laugh in 5'7
Laughs in 6'2
Yes, im 165cm
The average height of an adult female im germany is between 170cm and 175cm
:<
You're not the only gnome here
I'm a gnome
Go back to your land
Me need gold
Skeletor based
Trap jaw is the best ngl
@carmine forge , I'm gonna send you the files, which you need to change, after when I import them.
you cant complain, you're taller than me
Trap jaw too dumb, Skeletor FTW
For now. I wont grow any more
The sad ending
Grow up
Sad ending is Kira getting naked and a huge schlong comes underneath slapping everyone across the face killing us
WTF???
Same
Nah, that would be funny AF actually.
What about T'au Vespids NERD?
I don't play WH40k or smth sry
Rate these fckers on how annoying they look on a scale of 1 to fck off for once.
Hello chat
yes
Ight, just wait until I'm done with something, that I can change.
For now I'm just changing the words into Ukrainian.
What even is this?
Translation for the game.
Super Ledgehop: Double Laser.
Bullet hell game.
What?
You asked, I answered.
Soon...
Tbh H: Infinite Is great
Still H:CE and 2 signed my childhood so.. they're the best
Sandbox = probably one of the best in the entire halo series
Maps = enjoyables
AI in forge is the greatest thing that 343 made
The problem that when it first came out was...bad
Greatest thing that 343 made is a really low bar
But now H:I isn't really enjoyable
Meh because I was used to see the bar up because the only thing you had to see below was the radar. I mean the low bar is something that PC gamers are better as such
I've first was in hype for the campaign, at the start I didn't care that much for multiplayer since I am literally a campaign and lore guy
But since I've played every halo and completing them in legendary...well the only thing that remains to me is multiplayer
But still AI in forge is the best thing ever
In my opinion the campagin was easily the worst in the series, somehow worse than halo 5, the only thing that saved it remotely for me was the stellar gameplay
The open world mechanic wasn't the expected, it's true that speaking on lore was completely better but the open world mechanic was rough
Probably the open world mechanic ruined it
It's the fact that the whole game had only 3 distinct locations, banished base, forerunner base or open world, and that the entire story happened in the space between the prologue cutscene and the first mission
the rest of the game is just glorified exposition
True
halo 5 had a terrible story, but atleast there were more than 5 characters and stuff actually happened that lead you to interesting places
The problem of missions is that there is not much of actions
It's just you Vs some random banished + a boss
There are not any other characters + help from marines
exactly, I think it really could have done with a system like stalker clear sky where the ai patrols and tries to take territory independent of you
and the things you do like rescuing marine and whatnot contribute to their success
That would've been sick
Or a thing like ODST for the missions, whenever you find one of those dead spartans that gives you a new piece of equipment you play a linear flashback level which goes from the prologue cutscene up to the spartans death, which explains some of the story and serves as an introduction to that piece of equipment
What is ODST
it makes me think of OST which is Original soundtrack
is this Original Digital Soundtrack?
fr yes I know you mean halo
Halo 3: ODST
when are they releasing PC 2
When they finished getting rich out of PC 1 😤
Mods can we behead this guy
Mods, can we behead this guy for a big number of committed crimes in the zone and real life?
Bullying is against the rules sir 🤓🤓🤓
And I said: That's what she said.
Reason: Bad word usage
oops
You are a failure
i know i am 😔
washing my mouth out with soap rn
I was tryna say
Polish potato seasoning goes hard
SAD IM JOKING
I KNOW ITS GOOD BRO 😂
We all make mistakes lad
Just kidding
CAR
I got hella cars fr
i love cars
I hate cars
i wish i had mine 😔
My car grew up now 😢
This is my motor vehicle
What happened?
Nahhhhh
i was fuming
i love my dog but i miss my cat teddy
Teddy rn
DAWG
Eyebrows
Stepdad a G
Why he look like he eat pretzels
Hello Stalkers, Veterans and Hunters
Dóg
very nais
wassup stalger
Ur step dad is ur man
He eats garbage
he my no1 homie
He ballin
my homeslice
Question, what do you guys think of Oblivion Lost?
My dad a homie too
sweeet hoome alabaamaaa
a Dad is supposed to be a homie
Not all the time
SNAKE?
SNAAAAKE
SNAAAAAKE
Fuckn love that film
Finals exams are next week 😭
Lucky ass
Only practical's and essays 😭
I wrote all that
As my presentation
Why that dude look like me Professor
Because yes
my professor looks like santa
I have dyslexia and I’m forced to deal with
Professors that look like Santa are so chill
If I keep looking at text the letters just start havin a party
Dracula?
Reason: Bad word usage
RAGH
What
Literally
I was tryna say, i just cant read numbers or count
i literally read 52 as 26 for a good minute
its not even funny
Same like actually on exams I’m always last to finish
Because I have to re read a question 3 times before I read it good
Doesn’t help that I’m an immigrant so my English isn’t the best
my friend has dyslexia and she literally spelt ' wardrobe ' as ' woredrove '
@simple sage stop dming me
i was crying laughing
Lmao
Thx I was drinking some Gatorade and I spat that out lol
Woredrove
Seems like everyone got dyslexia bru
most neurodivergent people like stalker ive found
😭 😭
i guess we yern for the zone
I read the as neiroverge
For a sex
Sec*
Idk if I actually have dyslexia or not I might get it checked out if I wasn’t so caught up w school
7.62mm vs 9mm
Reason: Bad word usage
oH
LMAO
MY GOD
What
Bad word usage
I need to stop
Sorry that’s bad word usage
im sorry i am so used to swearing 😭
aNYWAY
Reason: Bad word usage
the worst is 7.45mm vs 7.62
So u can’t cuss?
i get that mixed all the time
I read the 7 and my mind takes a break
They should just have it as big bullet small bullet medium bullet
based song
I still like a good ol ak
give me a pump action or give me nothing
I don’t like how it reloads so I might just sell it
get that bank for some new guns
Imma use it to pay for tuition lol
way more responsable
It’s a 4000 dollar shawty
RAGH?
damn and i thought 150 for an airsoft gun was expensive
Id say that’s pretty normal
Reason: Bad word usage
SOAP
Reason: Bad word usage
GET THE SOAP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHA
Anyways
I have a “less than adequate” ak air soft
It’s so bad I had to saw off the stick
Stock*
I need an ak for super cool stalger reasons
im planning on making a mono cosplay from scratch
I suck at cosplay terms this is my cosplay lol
Just a crappy bandit
I look like I’m gonna rob the gas station for a pack of cigarettes
Hello
you need a patch, some kind of belt with tools and such and a good hood and youre set
and maybe some brown boots
I’m gonna buy a gas mask
Soon for like 300 bucks
Even tho I gotta save up for tuition
And I’ll buy some camo stuff
i do a costume degree so i can just make a gas mask whenever i want lol
warbla my beloved
Wait ur majoring in like costuming?
Damn my major is electrical engineering lol
U are a nerd for clothes
Yo wassup
wassup stalger
Wsp daddy
wHAT
Chill
U got unspoken rizz 🥵
should i leave you two to yourselves?
Nah cus if u do we boutta handle business
ah so im here to supervise
Idk what the hell happened
me neither dude i just got here
Yea I can’t trust myself near the Marked One
i just spawned in bro
Why?
Cus bro u da Marked One 💪
Yeah
Ur basically the MC for the entire server
Imma go make some good cookies
We’re all npcs
see ya stalgers
Damn now imma go make some cookies
I have some of those ready to bake ones in my fridge
as you should
I will now😤
from scratch 💪 😎
Well
Should get a degree in cooking
Sure but I don't have ready cookies 
Just ask @patent egret for the recipe
Not as good as my Walmart ready to bake ones but🤫
Since when did you start making cookies
Never 
Also found a game based on stalkee
Stalker*
Daily reaction ig
Hoping the stalker 2 releases earlier than GTA 6
GTA 6 is def not releasing 2024
If it is releasing in 2024 it’ll release like way later than stalker 2
Stalker 2 is promising
Bc it has huge community on their bacck
Yea stalker 2 has a shit ton of people behind it
I have a lot of buddies that don’t usually play games that are looking forward to playing it
Smartest Reptile Species in the World . The proof is in my videos like these " Iguana Proves America Got Talent" https://youtu.be/YnzPhNtsZCk or "Iguana Breaks World Record on Obstacle Course ( https://youtu.be/QGB7028ProU ) or Iguana Greets Man like a Dog 4 https://youtu.be/mjoh8TiqBfA
And cheeki breeki
Yk that speech made lot of memes
Mark Zuckerberg
Rate my fit
Pocket zone
Well it's got stats yk that I always chose duty
They nerfed duty armor so I had no choice @vernal loom but I use duty bag
I’ll believe you this time
Wanna see the difference?
I’ll have you thrown in the pillory😤
Yeah
See?
The duty one has less too but I don't have in stoc
So I'm like
in
armor
@vernal loom @narrow smelt got it bois?
I mean look at this
And I use duty bag
I'm not completely
In armor
Fax
Still
Duty sad
Every day my relationship with Strelok is at risk
Why?
Nah bro why would I be with those weed crackers?
Go back to Reddit
"Lamp oil rope bombs! You want it? It's yours my friend as long you as you have enough rubies"
Italian Spanish
Im spanish
Then you are basado amigo
Exactamente mi estimado
todos estamos basados
Mexicans in my yard fr
Mexs big L, Spain big W
Bros %75 Spanish%25 Italian
W
Vaduz is Italian
Esattamente
This is why I said italy
Bros arabic
Yea guys I’m the Arabic language itself
🤯😍💪☪️🕋
So true
@granite reef say marked one what the hell in italian
Snork
زبي اكبر شيء في ألعالم الكوكبي
True?
@narrow smelt duty on top
Preach brother
To who?
Too all the freedom clones
Also dw I'm not traitor @narrow smelt
I swear I always dutier
I raided the whole freedom base with skulls squad
𐌀𐌍𐌍𐌄𐌔𐌀𐌐 𐌉 𐌉𐌍𐌔𐌀𐌔
I killed lukash in SoC
Why was I screaming this when my uncle was dickin me down for the 10th time this millisecond 🥶🥶
Stole their bulldog 6 and gave it to voronin
Good job brother
So you can trust your best MC

Nah I can't tax the toilet
Outstanding Move. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Watch the stream here:
https://piratesoftware.live
#Shorts #Twitch #PirateSoftware
@narrow smelt fav medieval weapon and armor?
well my fav era is the late middle ages
15th century
as for armor well
its hard bc i have so many good ones
just found the official name for it but Germanisches Nationalmuseum, Nuremberg - W2801
page 53
i love the coif attached to the base of the helm
Oo I know that one, have a 3d model of it as well (but with no coif)
sry thats the name of the museums its held at
most call it a german greathelm coifed base
yea i like it more cus the coif was very unique
there are a lot of great armour pieces in that catalogue i sent you
its 14th century
in terms of a weapon
even though it isnt european i really like the curved saif
Yes I like gothic ones
this is the helmet
would've been pretty pricey back in the day
even more so today
ottoman soldiers were tuff
what is erdogan doin bruu
wasnt there a big thing in turkey recently about people who dont live in turkey being able to vote
i been using duolingo to learn turkish and i now know that bread = ekmek
su is water
i love me some ekmek
brot und vasser
ill shove an ekmek up ur a hole pal
EKMEK 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🇹🇷 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺
RAGHHHH
juist reminded me to do my finnish lessons
i been askin my turkish dad to teach me turkish and he starts so advanced i dont know shit
finland is a country?
vinland>finland
Hi strelok 2.0. (Ig)
wtf two husbands
Reason: Bad word usage
I made cookies
very good
also what did i just walk into
chocolate chip of course
👁️ 👁️
well actually
⚪ 👄 ⚪
thats better
im quite silly
im sure they are a nice person
junko pfp so they're cool
car
This is mine and Strelok's certificate
My cat likes to go into other peoples yards
Haram
ragh
ill eat the cheese
Gigi
long
im really enjoying these car videos
Playing Chernobylite
Seems cool, closest thing we have to HOC rn but not really stalker
though I hate the rpg health system
I hate that damn mechanic but, meh let ie be
Ay it’s something to play that’s similar to stalker until stalker 2 comes out
If ur into realistic rpgs I recommend kingdom come deliverance
I am slightly bias bc I love medieval games anyways but it’s such a unique rpg
nah, the only rpg I am interested in is Gothic or Witcher but I got gothic atm
Gothic is Amazing!
I mean Chernobylite seems cool but fvck I hate the RPG health system
I still recommend the game to anyone who’s interested in rpg game but Witcher is amazing as well
I am not a fan of headshot doubles damage gameplay
Chernobylite is cool in terms of atmosphere
I thought it was gonna be a stalker clone but it’s a bit different
I swear they re-used the voice actors from STALKER
For sure
Igor sounds like Strelok/Duty
Going back to the fact that I am maulding over the fact that Chernobylite has RPG like combat
I actually like that there is leaning, makes me like the game more
Dude FR these ARE Stalker voice actors
Can u clip them talking?
Yea also if I’m not mistaken wasn’t there like a base management system
I didn’t play much of the game
uuuh shit not sure if you know this but
||do I make an excuse to not press the button, don't press and tell the truth or press the button?||
uuh I don't have much space and NVIDIA record takes a lot for some damn reason
by the way
||Does Anton die whatever choice you do??||
Trying to beat the weird kid allegations and then this song starts playing https://open.spotify.com/track/3Xfg7AegXaDLoD5GOUMf2e?si=32dce56ff82042c8
Haven’t played much of the game
YOOO that’s literally my childhood
LITERALLY
WASH AWAY MY COLORS
TAKE ME HIGH AND ILL SING
OK OK OK
THAT
My fav song
Lol I listen to it while I work out and it makes me feel like I’m hitting pr’s every rep
It really does
I listen to it while driving home from campus after a massive exam and I always feel so good
The song to me reminds me of the blue hour in spring
like it just smells like rain and a beautiful sunset
I get what u mean yeah
Tame impala makes me feel like I am the blue hour
Just know that when it takes a long time to start snowing, it snows really hard later on
Blade runner top 10 movies imo
I want a blade runner game so bad
cyperpunk is the closest youll get i guess
based song
Yea but cyberpunk doesn’t capture the bleak nature of blade runner
also based
I’ll play cyberpunk while blasting tame impala
based
michael jackson
Lol
Because I can.
download and open
kinder surprise
Is that physique obtainable?
yes
workout advice
if you dont see any muscle after your first day at the gym
just start using every steroid you can
aggressively searches for TRT
just go on a date with a trans man and steal their TRT when they're in the bathroom
game is game
Oh ok I’ll just ask @void kelp to go on a date with me since he’s defo trans
Aren’t u trans bro
Turkish ppl are trans
Erdogan says so
they exist?
Yea strange world we live in
that's a location is skyrim
Do Turkish people celebrate thanksgiving
Bro fax turkey is just Skyrim irl
Erdogan final boss
we have a dragonborn in the chat
Android users be like
are those like ISIS videos but in gmod?
awesome
no, just memes
lmao
Who here is haram?
YOU!!!1111!!!1!
NO IM NOT
btw do any of yall have that gif of that woman from stalker anomaly getting 360'd by a mosin?
Yea I heard ma homie daquan has it
i thought jeremiah had it no?
jebediah has it
Nah we gatekeeping it
i saw this one too
Not anymore😈
One last loose end
Make one about iraq and Baathist party
I’ll send it to my dad
LMAO BRO
YES
Femboys aren’t allowed in 1986 iraq
i drive
Damn didn't know Iraq was 37 behind us
Saddam Hussein is still alive?
@void kelp i think the stalker mods in gmod are down
or mine are outdated, will have to look into them next week
cause exams😔
i saw this meme so many times
this makes me want to quit monolith praise
@narrow smelt do not post media about dictators etc
They got taken down
dam😔
This makes me want to walk through x-19 without a psi-helmet
Molt says it was probably done by some fake people posing as GSC
X19 doesn't exist stalker
o monolith, guide these damned souls to the nearest fruit punch anomaly and scorn them in the pit of your fury
gae
im trying to remix a mario ost
it hard
may the monolith only guide those who are worthy of your protection and safety, o monolith please no more femboys
the milita is full
Artefact
ehmm actually he was elected🤓
uhm u should?
i will never stop praising the monolith
guess ur a femboy
Every new stalker fan is into monolith
monothot
NEW?
yea ur a noobie
what
well then thats a thot son?
lol
so whats the difference between a thot son and thot daughter
these hands
Dayummm
Wtf
i dont know either dude
ok next question, would you rather live in a rich country but ur poor or a very poor country but ur rich
the noosphere is in 40k too
ive been dragged into this
the second one
poor but rich
cus im currently inthat society rn
yea but like every night u have to fight off poor ppl tryna steal ur shit like plants vs zombies
one word
corruption go crazy
tank
ok next question, would you rather add two inches to ur height but take off one inch off ur johnson, or one inch off ur johnson for two inches for ur height
The real question is would you rather play vanilla cs or zrp cs
wait no
i messed that question up
man is asking the real questions
vanilla
vanilla
The question that separates men from boys
waiting for stalker 2 makes me wish for a nuclear winter
I hate fnv gunplay
Not you again
hi
hi
me at the park
legion sucks
nah bro dw u like them
W about me
no I don't like men in skirts
I don't like men in general
It's oblivion with guns, even clear sky gunplay is more fun
Reason: Bad word usage
one word(not even a word): VATS
grrggrrrr
kinda false
Skill issue button
And how is that
because it isn't
Do not @narrow smelt
@ripe merlin was that you who deleted the GIFs?
He did it by himself
i learned my own lesson

I have money
Buy me new pc for Christmas
the fake euro
ye
i need one myself
moist
moist dollaz
What's Ur current setup
Gt1030
8 gb ram
I5 3470
Oh god that cpu