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Boom
Fr Vasim
are 4A and GSC are neutral or still hate each other?
and there were quite a few
Probably neutral
l4d2 and any games based off of it
Well
They ripped off assets from SOC for Metro Beta
And the 4A devs were underpaid back then
Yeah
Yeah I was right not to say what I was going to
p sure they are neutral to fine with each other
what
Cool

Never played Dwarf Fortress
I wanna play dwarf fortress
Only heard of it once but, I don't know what it is about
Dwarf Fortress (previously officially named Slaves to Armok: God of Blood Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress) is a construction and management simulation and roguelike indie video game created by Bay 12 Games. Available as freeware and in development since 2002, its first alpha version was released in 2006 and received attention for being a two-member p...
Its like a city builder i think
show me a pic
@coarse rapids hey played Chernobylite?
I dont know the proper genre name
ate it allready
yes I have
And? Is it good
my friend has hundreds of hours on the original ASCII version
he described it as "the developer had this one autism project that just continued for decades"
okkk, I cooked brasied pork belly today
Lol
ive heard its similar to rimworld but more complex
ive never played rimworld though
DF is good though
stupidly detailed but is a lot of text
just FACT CHECKED and yes vasim you're untrue 
Have you played it?
yes
depends
what do you want in a game?
I can confidently say that Chernobylite is a Fallout 4 Settlement Sim with a heavier focus on survival and story
wether that is a good ro bad story....well....the main antagonist teleports behind you and is called the "black stalker" who is protecting the ore made from the reactor in CNPP that is called Chernobylite
if you are fine with that then it can be fun,if not,and youre not interested in smth like that you wont like it
Nice
the steam version at least
oh, did it taste good?
There is another version?
I find Chernobylite to be fun. I watched drpeachcobbler's vid on it a while ago
Best graphics ever, looks like its from ready or not
and that is fine
as it is fine to not like bc it DOES have a lot of problems
its for a specific type of ppl tbh
there is the original from 2006 (which is still updated alongside) the steam version which came out last year
need to play NetHack...
I recently finished the trilogy
I am unsure if to play Chernobylite next, Metro or Oblivion Lost
Yeh but it for sure ISN T a stalker ish game.
I recommend metro
Is the original on a website or on steam?
original is free on the website
if you want to play smth more liek stalker play oblivion lost
chernobylite is not stalker nor is it trying to be a stalker game
Metro got me into stalker
Is the website just called dwarf fortress? Or what ever the name was
steam version is way more accessable and is 30€ on steam
Im too poor
the steam ver is also updated
the ASCII one isnt
Only €8
original is updated alongside it iirc
https://www.nethack.org/
ITS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
its just that the steam version is getting more attention because its not as done
the original has adventure mode and has had it for years, the steam one is getting adventure mode next year
the original one doesnt have mouse support though
Hmmm Good point
Well it's still Chernobyl and I get hours out of it so... I might aswell play both?
Thanks
it has devlogs that literally go back decades
Damn
w
I wanna play baldurs gate 3 but i dont have enough space
should i play the empire, or the knife ears
ive played warband
Is it good?
but they are knife ears
So what
warband is amazing
ive heard bannerlord is just as good (if a little less mod support and polish)
they ruined my last save
So warband has more mods
its also cheaper
Damn, play knife ears
bannerlord on sale is 35€ while warband on sale is 5$
it goes on sale regularly
it didnt even go on sale during the autumn sale apparently
Damn
or as my steam calls it the "SYYSALE"
the only reason i want bannerlord is the enhanced graphics
there are exactly 0 graphics mods for warband that ive found
Yeah they look really good
tbh though warband graphics hold up pretty well
Isnt there like a wild west mod for warband?
i dont think so
there is a multiplayer napoleon dlc
which i swear is the inspiration for holdfast
Lol
There is a wild west mod….
Gonna go sleep
Bye Stalkers
I didnt even know there was a steam workshop for warband
I thought it was just nexus and moddb
Nah thats loverslab
ive seen shit on the skyrim page
Yeah
But the werid shit is on loverslab
But anyway
Nexus has good mods, if you turn on the nsfw mod filter thing
Greetings, Stalkers.
New Stalker here. Currently playing SHOC and planning to play the entirety of the mainline series first before delving into any game changing mods.
But I will be using the XRP mods for jank fixes. Is there any other QoL mods that I can install to make the game less jank?
I'm loving Stalker's way of handling scaling and difficulty, but I'd rather have the jank tuned down, since I'm not strictly a puritan.
ZRP is the farthest extent Id recommend for first playthrus
it adds a lot of QoL already and fixes tons of issues despite adding nunwanted things
Ah, that's what I figured. What about weapon overhauls and graphical mods?
Do those break the atmosphere?
like I said
first playthru,stick to ZRP,after that,theres a ton to see
Understood.
Question about weapon accuracy, BTW. Aren't rifles supposed to have an effective range of <300m?
I'm still in early game, and my AK rounds feel like they disappear into the aether within 300m.
I'm using Strelok's Fast AK.
Then I switched to the M4, and the difference is night and day with accuracy.
try getting closer and using cover as well as shooting while stopped and crouched
and yes weapons will pack a bigger punch and be more accurate the better they are
ADS doesn't affect accuracy?
does
Oh, so shiukd i still be low crouching when I ADS, or is ADS as good as it gets?
SoC is weird with gunplay
i remember on my first playthrough i used strelok's AK until almost the end
like I said
stopping and crouching helps with accuracy
ADS as well
but you dont need tol be the most accurate guy just try to get close to the enemy
wait it does?
Yeah.
I low crouch when i fire from the hip.
What I'm unsure of is if crouch affects ADS accuracy'
would explain some stuff i noticed then
Because I see conflicting advice on vids and forum posts.
crouch affects accuracy
ads also
these add up
Ooooooh
I was wondering why my ADS still doesn't hit the mark even when I'm in range.
That helps a lot.
the spread in stalker is completely random, so sometimes shots wont hit where you're aiming
shut yp pengoon
pengoon
hop on CS:S
LA Mao, is that supposed to simulate the feel of Rusty pieces of scrap being essentially smooth bore?
what
Never mind.
Hello.
Hai
can someone send it in rules channel so people follow the rules
Ok
o
who is boba feet
boba fett
Hi :3
Happy December everyone!
Dies
re-un-dies when?
re-un-dies
Where's the gif?
Where's the writing?
Why don’t you do it
real
This woman is not real
5’9
oh no...
Omfg.
🙄
Don’t you roll your eyes at me
5'9 lmao
I'm taller than you, so not happening
Me when I'm still 5'8 bruh
What did you mean by this?
🙄
Don't let the thoughts win Sev...
Me when I see flint (He ain't pulling that sly clever bad guy outsmarts and kills the good guy move form movies anymore)
yoooo
homie i’m just talking about two guys simply fighting alongside eachother and it be lightly implied they live with eachother. it isn’t that big of a deal.
it was a theoretical thing
well uh, i don’t know what that means. we’ve been talking about this for two days haha. I’m gonna go. Catch ya later Renegade.
the whole topic started in the early morning for my timezone. like 1 am
but uh, i gotta go! Sure tho!
yea, ig
We got GTA VI trailer before STALKER 2 release, NOWAY 
should've gotten gta 6 release before stalker 2 trailer
Чогось здався схожим)
thats vin unleaded
Oh, sorry, i accidentally droped my meme in the wrong chat, it supposed to go to ua offtop. Right its diesel i saw certain resemblance and made a meme, "In the zone its all about the family"

THATS THE SPIRIT
@coarse rapids

What is up my fellow gaymers
Hello, @void kelp .
Haii! How are u?
Pretty fine, you?
Had a stressfull day, but the gift I bought for my dad arrived!
Am gonna make him a funni christmas gift
Ey, that's nice!
He likes nerf...
Looks like a gun for strikeball.
Plot twist, the gun is fully functional and can shoot real bullets 
But still it's not bad in being interested in some childish stuff in the 30-40+ years.
Lmao
Makarov moment
It has a metal inner barrel...
And 90 FPS!
It also has a slide catch and a cool mag release
A 35-year-old North Carolina man was arrested on Wednesday after police found a real gun disguised as a toy gun during a drug raid. The Glock 19 pistol and 50-round drum magazine were painted blue and orange with a Nerf logo on it, according to the Catawba County Sheriff's Office. While firearms of this type are not illegal to possess, officer...
Now this would definitely start a U.K police weapon raid.
Jokes on you I can just 3D print my guns.
But still it looks nice.
Indeed!
Oh wait! I shouldn't be saying that.
Me who have real weapons at home 
But no bullets 
I need more bullets
(it was made by my bro)
What kind of coward would pick a UNSC weapon and not a Brute weapon!?!
Brute shot L
Same for the spiker
WEAK
The only time I used the brute shot was in multiplayer and in halo 3 to take down the flood tank form
WEAK
The only brute weapon that I really like is the red plasma rifle
I'll let you off with that one.
The brute appears
that was one of my funniest halo clip
That ones definitely been to the gym.
Hey, can someone help distract me? I thinl im getting into a panic attack again
Just do some gato posting
I'll start
if you need some distractions we could use a lethal company gamer, might start up a session
Sorri, I cant use my voice so
got it 👍
:3
Cat do biscuits
Punjabi cat???
Save her
gta 6 or stalker 2
اسكت حبايب
mishi eke baga inja kojast dostam mano ozv karde
inja kojast ?
زمال انت لو شنو
هل تتكلم العربية هنا؟
لا، أنا لست عربيا
من؟
Tell me about it
Been getting existential crises for years at this point.
The fun begins
I have a panic disorder, and I can tell when im about to get a panic attack. I then try to keep my mind occupied and talk to other people, to minimise the severity
Wah wah
الآن فهمت يا صديقي المسلم
Im going to place 3 different metal objects in your house under electrical charge
Interesting, I have a serotonin disorder that causes depression and anxiety when I don't take meds. BTW do take meds for that? sounds like a real problem.
You can barely talk to a cashier, you ain’t gonna do anything
I do take meds for it, but I can also deal with it through practice
You mistake a panic disorder for social Anxiety.
Panic disorders can have other triggers
UGHHH I DONT CAREEEEE
Like hormonal or chemical imbalances
Well that's good at least.
Im gonna pat you
Not caring about the disorder?
hard
Just don’t care. Life gets easier that way 🤷🏻♀️
i dont care
Sadly not as easy as you think
lol dont care its ISIS
Yeah, real easy.

it is honestly
Especially when you aren’t a pussy it’s easy to not care
The panic disorder is literally a disorder, not a mindset
A weak person would say that
Yeh, medically diagnosed
star wars credits of disorders
Imagine in that font
some more than others
Just the floating text
I’m schizophrenic and the cia tells me I’m not crazy
ignore this person
Ask the CIA for a gun
Shut up
He is NOT playing Switch!
Get Jolly
ما الأخبار
التي سمعتها عن فلسطين؟انتصاراتنا أدت إلى تراجع إسرائيل
My people come from some random corner of McDonalds
لا يمكننا التحدث باللغة التركية
Nicee
I really don’t care about you
@void kelp
أنا لست عربيا، أنا إيراني
Excuse me, oilman, this is #💬┃en_offtop
ENGLISH
can we get these sandEATERS out of this chat
Dunecoons
I am mixing
im judging your doctor cursive language
I’m so glad the USA destabilized the Middle East
but
good donke
you dont got one
Just like you don’t have a spine
what
the jihad is happening?, and no one called me?😔
stfu nigge
Good night everyone 😴
lmfao
we need to backtrack
I’m middle eastern btw
true
me too
me too

im now alien
Mashallah
inshallah
will we get banned?
probably, if you dont get noticed by the mods
you should delete the n word and the arabic speaks and you should be fine, moderators be harsh here with the rules
Better not bc that’s discrimination
or you could play half life
inshallah
i should finish my sand buggy and let fonanag ride it
What has happened here?
half life desert
Inshallah

@void kelp this happened
Oh
@void kelp this too
Oh...
Ignored
COULD YOU NOT START ANOTHER WAR FOR 5 SECONDS?
You ARE the middle east
yea we should chill
I am the Middle East
Ottoman L
i have a big penis yall
Im gonna eat central Europe
Literally me
ok now serious question, if yall could get rid of one crime by committing that crime what crime would it be
suicide😔
yo why is he smelling him
@simple sage this u
Its actually illegal to commit suicide in germany lmao
good
its considered homicide like everywhere tho right?
wait i got the question wrong, i thought you said make something a crime
my bad
Yes, sorry
EWWWWWW
AHHBGAOUJSFLJHASOIFPJIALJEFBGUOIAHJ EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i went to germany before, got offered lots of beer
Please send more we dont have enough workers
do people stare at u in germany?
(Seriously, germanys economy benefits from foreign workers)
i heard its like normal there
Yeah, the judgement is real
judge them back
I do sometimes, but neither sides give up
judge them extremly
Yeah dw, we dont use them anyway LMAO
My mothers family is actually mostly yugoslavian
don't judge them silently
call them out
if u can get rid of one country what country would it be
which one?
We need to proclaim the Jihad against the Monolith
land wise?
or just delete the ppl in it and it becomes empty land
USA.
I'm not a MonoL
that is like telling god no, you did mistake here
im drowning
Well, I never specified when I would remove it
You could escape
nah im dead guys
He's dead
im actually a spirit now
Everyone let's have a party
It was vaporised
ok what language would yall like to learn and why
greek, it awesome
id like to learn tribal african clucking language
Portuguese, because it's Latin
Greek
Im learning ukrainian, its nice :3
polish, it awesome
im half turkish and iraqi
Real
can i get rid of my turkish blood?
Never
Wgat
oh ok
Not even in death
Do it. I will pay them to do construction work
pay them a dolla a day
gmod more like jihadmod
Nah, 12 Euros an hour is minimum wage
is that why inflation is bad over there
cus california thought 17$ an hour was a good idea
No, our inflation has been reducing
and a kitkat there costs 7 bucks
Question. Your favourite stalker character
me
17 an hour is awful
Should be payed more
hell no
Probably Vasya Cocksucker
theyll jack up prices even more
:3
The wages increase after the prices do
nah bro other way around here
Minimum wage is 7 an hour in my state
If paying someone enough to live makes everything unaffordable, maybe we should rethink the System
and no jobs where u can get tips

tips should be haram atp
Nah they can take it
Why do so many non-americans love to come into the chat to tell us how our country works
I've seen this happen a lot lately
My favourite personally it's Sido
gives an excuse to employers to pay their employees 2 bucks an hour and guilt customers into tipping to make up for the difference
genius business stratugy
Tipping allows the employer to pay the worker less with the excuse of "well you're getting more money from customers anyway"
it is
That sounds instable As hell

Boom
i used to work under the table as a butcher and i cut my finger off and they fired me
i was 14
Did they compensate you?
I should get server owner role
i was working with a bunch of other arabs so no
He has a dream
Damn
:<
at least i dont have to cut my thumb nail anymore tho
Sorry
idrc tho
Oh dam
I'm really sorry man
I'm reading about the gilded age rn, very cool era
i was born then
make up a story that would make you look badass
In 1880?
I never realized the name "gilded age" was not a compliment
isn't it?
It means that the country looked good on the outside, but on the inside it was shit
"I was actually the leader of the skibidi toilets when i get this here scar. Kanye and his minions attacked at night when we were sleeping but luckily kai cenat showed up to save the ohio fanum tax day"
The yearly wage for a laborer was 800$
And the lower class lived in slums
i wanna play lethal company so bad
do it
He's from my safe
ill see if any of my friends are down to play it w me
Where I keep my dogs
underground puppy mill
Trying to create a rat ogre

What language
French.
Cool
I gave up on swedish for unknown reason.
I'm gonna lwsrn Finnish for a while
This language is a pain in the ass
Hän means both he and she
And I cannot tell it apart
se😈
le chat
Le fake.
Se 
nvm i already am
je ne pa parle france
stop speaking mexian
regardez qui essaie d'apprendre une nouvelle langue
When I get bored of Finnish I'll probably move back to russian
Or I'll start Spanish or arabic
Learn tagalog on duolingo
I speak French
french is pretty easy sometimes, im still learning it more
All I understand is une nouvelle langue - which is a new language, I guess.
regardez mean look iirc
Well, all I know is chat, fille, gàrcon, home, cheval, un for him and une for her, and maybe that's all.
I forgot what welcome means in french
Bonjour.
bonjour is good day
But I forgot to ask why it means bye as well.
i also just now forgot what welcome means
cause it means good day, you can say it both ways
Bonjour means hello
I know in Finnish, welcome is partly hello
Hello is "terve" and welcome is "tervetuloa"
it is said as a hello
True
I find it funny that hello and goodbye in other languages usually literally translate to something different
But in English "goodbye" literally is just good bye
Is night in Ukrainian "nich"?
Добраніч - добра and ніч.
Yeah.
in old english used to be "god be with ye" but overtime it contracted down to Good Bye
god be with ye as a fairwell term i mean
Old English is cool
I wanna learn it
Because "ye" is just a modern version of "the"
"The olde pub"
What
hi obama
no its not
Ye is you
dumby
@craggy crow
My server name is literally called “HELL”
Everyone there hates it and they can’t leave
My server name is THE GOONLING CLAN
Everybody loves it and is allowed to leave
Trapped forever
"GOONLING CLAN"?
Only morons would join a server with such name
Hell
🗿
My server name is...I guess that's [redacted]
Name too offensive
He's so fuzzy
@carmine forge , btw, I have translated the dialogues for the game, now I'm gonna translate the textures in the textures folder, and then test them and fix the text itself tomorrow.
@carmine forge made me cry but now he’s my bestie fr fr
Me with that picture: Guess what? You gonna cry and get mad.
Dam you are speedrunning this man
I'm really sorry about it
There's an achievement to Speedrun the game in 15 minutes or less.
@ripe merlin here!
Oh wait, I don't have the other one completed.
I don’t think I’ve ever been frustrated with anyone here except for sektoras
what did he do?
He made a weird comment about me
Does Undertale have cheats?
That's a mod
nope
there's probably some third party software
This is a screenshot I made a few hours back with v1.004, I think?
Yup, on the left inventory is transparent, not light brownish
Why are you on 04
Well yeah.
Isn't this the default on steam?
then this is 06
ME GENUIENLY TWEAKING WHEN MY UNCLE DICK ME DOWN FOR THE TENTH TIME THIS MILLISECOND
Me: screw that.
Just go to main menu and it says the version
There's two versions of SoC.
For steam.
One with 04 and one with 06.
Yeah, I am just not in game right now and the last version I remember playing (like more than 10 years ago) was 04
so that's what I said ¯_(ツ)_/¯
I never played 04
That's probably how he got the knife
henlo!!
And this.
W H A T
@coarse rapids how'd he get the knife in soc
I don't remember that being possible
🍆 = uncle
what
Don't talk to Wolf, go to the arena, win one match, go back to Wolf and ask for a knife
You can also get 8 more knifes, but you need to use lifts
I-
She doesn't have a word to say.
Where the funny at?
The words being serious.
Where the funny, tho?
in soc there are a lot of cool specific things, like this one bandit who has loners introductory dialogue, but you can only see it if you join freedom
I like how people say “she is, he is, they are” to me but nobody asks “why is” 😔😔😔
Why is tremor gay.
Why is there a corpse underneath your bed.
What is wrong on this picture, someone? :3
Stop lying.
I can smell your fear right through the screen, Solid Snake [Officially cool].
You basically know my real name.
But is your Snake Solid?
13th Century Tiktok Live Streamer (Plunder Reveal)
Будьте готові до непередбачених наслідків.
what in the mexican is this
Їх не буде, як завжди.
Eat
good idea
Aha. Tell me the number of the house and the name of the street.
836150395625184038518302638;82529640207:8;09279108
А ВОТ ТАК ВОТ ТАК ВОТ ТАК ВОТ ТАК
they better have mexican food over there
in the arab world and in ukraine
Great
Played Through Oblivion Lost/VOA recently
Forgot how the beta Cordon looked much better than release one
wrxer?
Eins, Zwei, drei.
Un chat.
Wäter.
Mutter.
Chy to Freddy Fazbear?
Та яка водка, горілка краще.
Ну тут уже всё, мои полномочия закончились.
On god.
Inshallah
dunno
a german, a frenchman, another german, a pole, and a ukrainian walk into a bar:
mai vorbeste cineva de aici romaneste 😔😔😔
they shoot each other
I am the Pole
I forgor how to say beer in swedish.
am i the only person in this chat that isnt bilingual
lmao
I am so sorry for you
im trying to learn
I learned Russian through stalker and being Polish
my options are skewed though unless i want to learn solely through duolingo
im gonna buy another cat
И вот так вот так вот так вот
chipotle worker?
What's a Chipotle
What's a Worker?
Restaurant of what
I don't know what they have in that country
I live in the UK
Well I don't know what them Timothy Jackson or Briggs McGee or wtf their name is have in the US
what 
who?
Just randomly naming
dey ma homies
what 
I don't know Penguan
should we restart the human race?
No
u should we have tons of big booty latinas
No thank you
no nickelback november is over
come to wisconsin
who dont like big booty latinas bru
it is a genuinely good looking state
I felt like going to Florida
regardless of what i say
Because it's East and Miami
dont go to miami
But I Play Hotline Miami
its like florida chicago
Where is Jacket
bad commute, high crime
I wanna see Richter
wisconsin be like
this is true
Aha
come to nyc we got rats and big booty latinas
Yeah but orange juice and key lime pie
Tampico
i would take a picture of the cows but it got pitch black at 4:30
Exactly
i wont be able to unless i literally go into the barn with flash on
What about Alaska?
Too remote
Anyways, Alright then Wisconsin is considered
very cold, expensive, and remote
Oh Ok thanks for the heads up
anchorage is probably cheap but its boring compared to the rest of alaska
like nome
i met a guy from nome
Anchorage? I heard that from Fallout 3
only reason its relevant
Gnome more like
Alaska got Sold by Russians to America
i find it ironic that more people know anchorage than juneau
Anchorage I heard in Fallout 3
they regretted it when they realized they gave us boatloads of copper and oil for 7 million dollars 
That's what my Welsh Geography Teacher told me
lol
Efreakingzactly
And I learned that at school!
How cool is that?!
that shit is frozen solid it costs so much money to dig it out the ground
🥹
we never learned that outside of anecdotes ironically 
canada has by far the most amount of oil but they dont make that much money from it cus its hard to get out the ground


