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surreal lynx
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ooo

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he wished a death upon a kitty?

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can we pban him instead

teal oracle
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I wish 😔

surreal lynx
half tundra
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bro got smoked

teal oracle
surreal lynx
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city 17 has fallen

candid cloud
earnest escarp
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And the parasite left the server too, thank god.

ripe merlin
shy narwhal
granite reef
surreal lynx
granite reef
teal oracle
granite reef
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Chet

bitter spruce
surreal lynx
teal oracle
formal blade
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i have dug this image out of my old pc oh god what the

formal blade
bitter hearth
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Dunked on em

candid cloud
formal blade
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its just
so overdone

candid cloud
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Everyone hates the boykisser meme.

lament zealot
# candid cloud You?

Wow that was unfunny and unlikely to be a The Boys reference, cringed and farded pant

teal oracle
steel sapphire
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realll

candid cloud
neon vale
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now stoc can have less casual racism in it

surreal lynx
steel sapphire
neon vale
hidden gazelle
full grail
surreal lynx
neon vale
neon vale
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and that was only because it actually worked with the whole "finding vhs" shit

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the rest are vhs for the sake of it

candid cloud
tepid matrix
neon vale
tepid matrix
bitter spruce
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warhammer mentioned time to overdose

tepid matrix
# bitter spruce warhammer mentioned time to overdose

Alt title:
"When the Catachan Combat Drugs kick in"

This vid used the Assassination Theme (thanks tehwubbles and KaKaRoT0016), composed by Jesper Kyd, from the Warhammer 40,000 Darktide closed beta OST.
Vibing cat greenscreen was pulled from the internet (Guardsman edit made by me, downloadable as MP4 here: https://drive.google.com/file/d/148sX...

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teal oracle
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lethal company time

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oh man nobody is online
Lethal company alone feels_bad_stalk

surreal lynx
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where is ru channel!

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i wanna talk to russians

neon vale
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they got purged

surreal lynx
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ughhhh

teal oracle
surreal lynx
steel sapphire
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LMAO

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Fr

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That racist freak is deserved it

hidden gazelle
candid cloud
hidden gazelle
candid cloud
hidden gazelle
candid cloud
wooden jetty
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hi, is there anyone that playing stalker anomaly on linux ? i need some help to emulate the game 😅

coarse rapids
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cat Id help if it was stalker
for anomaly help,ask the anomaly server

hidden gazelle
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God anomaly ruined STOC

bitter spruce
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this couldnt get any worse

wooden jetty
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😭

waxen hare
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Rate my pyro tf2

runic dew
urban coral
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Honestly, the thing that still baffles me the most is how the Pyro Update literally made the class even more broke and literally didn't even add one single Pyroland map to the game

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We need more Pyroland fr

granite tangle
waxen hare
granite reef
waxen hare
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Wha.....

dense star
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GSC hire me

granite reef
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They should hire you as new game director

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Ngl

half tundra
ripe merlin
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More common then stock pyro

surreal lynx
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trans rights

neon vale
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better timing than last time

surreal lynx
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no idea why me saying that would butthurt anyone

neon vale
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who said it did

surreal lynx
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some people did get butthurt from me saying that but on different servers

neon vale
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people get mad hearing the same thing theyve already heard ig

bitter spruce
neon vale
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but then theyll repost the same meme 60 times in 3 days smile_degtyarev

granite reef
bitter spruce
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I RAISE MY SWORD AGAINST THEE IN RAGE!!!!!

surreal lynx
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Boring server

bitter spruce
surreal lynx
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no

bitter spruce
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okay

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it turns out you're the boring one

bitter spruce
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boring ass paperweight

teal oracle
void kelp
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I just wanted to spew internet buzz words

bitter spruce
bitter spruce
neon vale
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they would feed chicken to their chickens

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not sure why

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pretty sure thats how mad cow disease became a thing

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cost efficiency i guess

hidden gazelle
vernal loom
steel sapphire
hidden gazelle
vernal loom
hidden gazelle
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Vore

steel sapphire
vernal loom
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No. I will eat you piece by piece. I will savor every bit of red bone marrow.

steel sapphire
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You can eat a cannibal

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In my opinion

vernal loom
hidden gazelle
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My tattoos probably won’t taste good

vernal loom
hidden gazelle
steel sapphire
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They are same names?

vernal loom
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Strelok doesn’t know about Slavic diminutives 😔😔

hidden gazelle
vernal loom
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You are a Twinkie

steel sapphire
vernal loom
steel sapphire
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Idk Ukrainian technically

vernal loom
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Чому?! Ми з Україні!!!

steel sapphire
vernal loom
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Вы из России? 😨

steel sapphire
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I learning German

vernal loom
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Strelok you lied to me

steel sapphire
vernal loom
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Where are you actually from 🔪

steel sapphire
vernal loom
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Türkiyeeee

steel sapphire
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I understand the language a lil bit but I dont really know how to speak it

vernal loom
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Strelok is Turkish confirmed????????

steel sapphire
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Same as @void kelp

vernal loom
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Guys I can’t believe it

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Strelok was Turkish this whole time

steel sapphire
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thats why I said I cant speak ukrainian

vernal loom
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Why didn’t you tell me

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I’m getting the divorce papers

steel sapphire
vernal loom
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JOKING

steel sapphire
vernal loom
steel sapphire
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so did you eated Livy?

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Livvy*

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that cannibal one

vernal loom
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Yes

bitter spruce
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hello athea

vernal loom
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eat

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Stop typing

simple sageBOT
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skinwalker_chan has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

vernal loom
simple sageBOT
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skinwalker_chan has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

hidden gazelle
vernal loom
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Silence

hidden gazelle
vernal loom
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Can we ban people spreading false information

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Never happened 100%

neon vale
vernal loom
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She is dead

neon vale
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vore

hidden gazelle
vernal loom
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I can send pics of her bones

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Stop talking you’re dead

hidden gazelle
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I wish

waxen hare
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Wtf...

vernal loom
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THE USERNAME AND PFP HAS ME CRYING

neon vale
hidden gazelle
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“Wir aren’t monster… anymore”

void kelp
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Mom found my femboy clothes it might be over

vernal loom
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Sorry about the damage, there was a struggle trying to euthanise her

hidden gazelle
void kelp
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Like what is my luck

bitter spruce
void kelp
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How is it so terrible😭😭

bitter spruce
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you serious?

simple sageBOT
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vkp3 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

void kelp
void kelp
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Its so joever guys, I have to tell them

candid cloud
earnest escarp
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lethal company can't even be bothered to provide me with lethal weapons

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gonna go and make my own with all the scrap

earnest escarp
candid cloud
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Damn.

half tundra
cunning quartz
surreal lynx
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i love George Bush ❤️

void kelp
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I will now cease to exist

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Didnt work, still here

surreal lynx
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is anyone hyped for stalker 2

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im tired of being hyped so im not hyped anymore

void kelp
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I just wanna be dead by the time my teacher arrives lmao

tepid matrix
lofty panther
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Fart

hoary tendon
hoary tendon
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American accents in the trailers; we’re canon, bby

granite tangle
hoary tendon
granite tangle
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no shit

hoary tendon
# surreal lynx ok

I was just throwing it out there since there’s Western STALKER fans like me who might celebrate.

granite tangle
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the american:european ratio is like 1:3 in this server

hoary tendon
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I was just, you know, in a good mood. Thought I’d throw it out there.

granite tangle
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i ain't saying you're in the wrong

hoary tendon
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I know, I know.

surreal lynx
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hello stalkers how's stalking

tepid matrix
hoary tendon
void kelp
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CAT

woeful gorge
shy narwhal
void kelp
ripe merlin
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@teal oracle have you seen videos of cats saying hello

teal oracle
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No

granite reef
bitter hearth
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I

earnest escarp
granite reef
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Hard

glass bobcat
void kelp
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Do you trust GSC I mean will they provide us with a worthy game?

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I want to hear yes, but a lot of developers forget about the quality of the product, I don't want that to be the case with this game.

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cheeki breeki!!

shy narwhal
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Someone wants to play Lethal company?

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@valid jay

tall dove
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Someone play Admiral Dreadnoughts or U-boat?

void kelp
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umm, idk

teal oracle
candid cloud
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But I hope yes.

tall dove
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But we know another variants with GTA remaster (

small ice
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more cat content please

tall dove
small ice
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i want cats 😿

neon vale
tall dove
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Someone play Starfield? Is it worth?

coarse rapids
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for the base price?no

placid bronze
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not at all, if you liked skyrim go for it but don't expect anything groundbreaking

cosmic ether
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Its bad. It's like fallout 4 but with less story.

coarse rapids
placid bronze
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it's really held back by the creation engine, it could have been better if they ditched it

cosmic ether
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You must be one of those Howard bois.

coarse rapids
tepid matrix
coarse rapids
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at least FO76 has good material to cannibalize from

placid bronze
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and the amount of loading screens

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the fact that they didn't even try to hide them I still don't understand

coarse rapids
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I fail to see any legitimacy with engine complaints aside from the loading screens argument
bc the engine has been updated to quite a good standard

coarse rapids
tepid matrix
coarse rapids
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to optimize level streaming to the point of no loading screens with such requirements I dont think can be achieved at least with what we have rn
at the level of fidelity that was expected of Starfield

placid bronze
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I mean hide them behind a reason or animation

coarse rapids
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they already do

tall dove
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Maybe 1600

coarse rapids
placid bronze
coarse rapids
placid bronze
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I still don't understand why they have so many, even going room to room in some cases

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all in all I think if they ditched the creation engine it would have been a much better game

coarse rapids
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if it was a conventional map like skyrim,it wouldnt matter

steel sapphire
coarse rapids
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bc the transitions wouldnt be as frequent

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íts really bc the scope got thrown so so far back that the tech couldnt keep up

placid bronze
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the size of the world map doesn't matter though when its chopped up into such small pieces and stuck together with loading screens, there are games with similar levels of graphical fidelity which have much larger areas and properly hide their loading, all in all it really is the engine holding it back. they wanted to make a next gen game on a slightly improved engine from the 360 era but those improvements meant that it only just met the requirements for what they wanted to do with compromises

coarse rapids
placid bronze
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right so what your saying is the engine isn't good enough for starfield

coarse rapids
placid bronze
coarse rapids
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and bc the company has been using the same engine for a long long time now

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its like
nobody gets mad at From Soft for using their own proprietery engine for all these years bc they dont think about it

placid bronze
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because there aren't many glaring issues stemming from the age of the engine

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but when facial animations, ai and loading screens are comparable to the 2010s it raises eyebrows

coarse rapids
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gamers should just stop talking about engines as if they understand a lick of game development

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tbh

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and starfield shouldnt have been hyped and shouldve made some srs changes in preproduction

candid cloud
coarse rapids
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OK?I dont care?
talkinga nd analyzing HL isnt half as fun as it is for Starfield
its such a fragmented and disjointed experience

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and HL is boring

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cat get a REAL old game
like Nexus Boiling Point

placid bronze
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more enjoyable than starfield tbh

steel sapphire
coarse rapids
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I dont undersatnd why you took it back either?

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damn today Im getting confused left and right

candid cloud
# coarse rapids <:cat:801388047874523177> get a REAL old game like Nexus Boiling Point

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steel sapphire
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thats why

candid cloud
coarse rapids
placid bronze
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except if they don't understand a lick of game development of course

coarse rapids
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its very hard for someone to understand every single facet of gamedev and engines

placid bronze
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I'd say its impossible, even for developers

coarse rapids
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devs can at least opinionate on engines they've personally used but trying to decry or put an engine on a pedestal is useless since engines are so objective focused that there is a lot of leeway with waht you use

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except in cases like C4
C4 is just bad

placid bronze
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and the halo 2 engine, it sucks

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but it doesn't take a dev to go "hmm, these animations look a decade out of date and this game has more loading screens than morrowind, I wonder if they are pushing an old engine too far"

coarse rapids
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revent years show us this more than ever

placid bronze
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right, but that doesn't change the fact that they didn't overhaul important stuff, any game they make using the "overhauled" engine is still going to have the same issues as starfield

coarse rapids
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they did overhaul important stuff tho?

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wdym ma men

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fixing major bugs and glitches as well as overhauling many of the scripting languages and adding support for tons of new things

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its the bare importants

placid bronze
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yet leaving major problems like the handling of loading screens while increasing graphical fidelity thus requiring more loading screens and compounding the issue

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MW did an amazing overhaul of the IW engine

coarse rapids
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like i told you the bare meat of the engine was never meant to be used like this due to how it handles level streaming
it isnt a matter of bad tools but tool mismanagement

placid bronze
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so once again, starfield is still held back by its engine

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by failing to play to its strengths

coarse rapids
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íts not

placid bronze
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and only exacerbating its weaknesses

coarse rapids
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controller_b_right its being held back by the ppl making decisions and mismatching requirements to engine limitations

placid bronze
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so the loading screens were an aesthetic choice?

coarse rapids
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there are not enuff ppl saying no to the creative types and thus the skope explodes

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its a ppls problem

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a desgin issue

surreal lynx
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hello stalkers who do you stalk today

coarse rapids
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the game wouldnt feel good to play even if it was using some ultra rare speed up IBM rate Quantum Mechanical level loading system

placid bronze
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I don't care about the could of would of should of, the fact of the matter is that starfield, the game that is out now has significant issues because of its engine

surreal lynx
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how did they measure amount of active players

coarse rapids
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The issues that it has are all design issue the engine has currently very little to do with it

surreal lynx
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i meant
active community members

hidden gazelle
full grail
surreal lynx
full grail
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no but it goes into

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math

surreal lynx
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goes into what

full grail
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70k goes into 5,000,000

surreal lynx
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and what makes rest of five million

teal oracle
full grail
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ok I am goofing now at this point

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thing is I never seen on steam charts, SOC, CS or COP to be atleast 1k players

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only like 500 active

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and COP being the deadest one

surreal lynx
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i don't think thats all equal to five millions

full grail
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yeah I didn't take it seriously when I spoke to you

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forget about it

surreal lynx
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ok

hidden gazelle
surreal lynx
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clear sky ain't that bad 💯

full grail
surreal lynx
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idk why everyone hates it

full grail
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I love it because of how much it tried to achieve

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but then I realise
after getting extremely bored, why this didn't work

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I mean closest MMORPG stalker we have is Clear Sky

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You have to give it credit for the best maps in the trilogy

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but oh my God this game gets boring quickly
and so many things are unfair about it

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I see why everyone loves COP now

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it was consistent

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unlike CS or SOC

void kelp
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whad aru doeng hérr sdjalgur

neon vale
steel sapphire
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Guys

neon vale
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that too

hidden gazelle
neon vale
hidden gazelle
steel sapphire
hidden gazelle
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Im at the age I don’t like getting anything but my mom makes me anyway. I love my mom Chad

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But I need to get my family things for Xmas

urban coral
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Santa always gives you presents

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As long as you're not poor, that is

coarse rapids
neon vale
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wait nvm i forgot i cant even mention that name here

hidden gazelle
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Lebron. The worst thing to come out of Akron

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Well him and cyraxx

neon vale
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all of the past five

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except df

full grail
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Right who believes in Santa here

coarse rapids
granite tangle
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anybody wanna play spec ops the line

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(on ps3)

neon vale
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in every game

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i need to get more into df

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its so hard to wrap my head around

tepid matrix
urban coral
full epoch
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I say heyeyeyeyey

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I say hey

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What’s goin on?

outer oxide
shy narwhal
teal oracle
neon vale
neon vale
glass bobcat
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thankfully i was doing clean hands achievement

neon vale
surreal lynx
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i wish i was a woman

neon vale
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become one then

surreal lynx
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i live in eastern europe

neon vale
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then move

surreal lynx
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i cant

neon vale
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turn 18 and then move

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@coarse rapids self prpmootion

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and its apex legends too BarotraumAAAH

coarse rapids
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!tempmute @crimson breach 7d self promotion

simple sageBOT
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🚫 Member not found

coarse rapids
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little idiot

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!ban 468186478447558677 mute evading and self promotion

simple sageBOT
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Dummy#0000 has been banned

Reason: mute evading and self promotion

lucid crow
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just kill him

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yeah

neon vale
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DAMN

lucid crow
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blood for the god of the blood

neon vale
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oh lol

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i see smile_degtyarev

ripe merlin
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It's a femboy country

full grail
ripe merlin
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Name one polish male that isn't a femboy

full grail
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Mateusz Morawiecki

neon vale
ripe merlin
neon vale
ripe merlin
candid cloud
ripe merlin
ripe merlin
candid cloud
bitter spruce
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addeicy, you say some pretty dumbass shit but this takes the cake

candid cloud
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Literally said Michael, because we know only one Michael here.

neon vale
ripe merlin
candid cloud
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Isn't he Polish man?

bitter spruce
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miky jackson

hidden gazelle
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@hot wasp

hidden gazelle
waxen hare
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I like eggplant parmesan

tepid matrix
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@hot wasp @urban coral @jack
a little late but

half tundra
ripe merlin
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Is lethal comapny like scp

earnest escarp
# ripe merlin Is lethal comapny like scp

It's about as boring as Phasmophobia, the first hour/round whatever you want to call it is exactly how you spend the rest of the game. Go through the same 7ish planets, with the same preset rooms shuffled around slightly and scrounge in the dark for scrap. Sell scrap so you can more efficiently repeat that process ad nauseam.
It's just barely a game frankly.

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If you want SCP stuff just play Containment Breach.

ripe merlin
teal oracle
teal oracle
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What does he want?

earnest escarp
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Pets

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Or for you to admire his claws, idk

cunning quartz
runic dew
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Ubisoft testing advertisements as pop-ups in gameplay.

Il semble qu'Ubisoft expérimente la publicité en jeu chez certains utilisateurs (Xbox et PS).

Vous êtes au milieu de votre jeu, accédez à la pause ou à la Map et vous avez pendant 3sec. une pub pour un autre jeu q…

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earnest escarp
hoary tendon
whole fractal
pseudo notch
runic dew
runic dew
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Both are capitalism.

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'Cause the bottom line is all that matters. Not how you get there.

glad sigil
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It's marketing. Capitalism is a condition for it, but yet they're different things.

runic dew
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

surreal lynx
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am i mutated

granite tangle
surreal lynx
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what

granite tangle
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is it the way you can bend your ankles

surreal lynx
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yes

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i wish i could do it fully backwards

surreal lynx
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i probably can but the issue is that i will probably break something

ripe merlin
granite tangle
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put i can roll my tongue

small ice
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hello

granite tangle
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hi

full grail
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where am I ;-;

full grail
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oooh... that damn pomidoras Gajunas...

void kelp
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I hav respawned

full grail
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considering if I should get Ground Branch or OTXO

void kelp
granite reef
ripe merlin
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@coarse rapids

full grail
full grail
ripe merlin
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Yes

full grail
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WAIT HOW DID I NEVER CAME ACROSS THIS??

ripe merlin
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It's only effect is to woo somen

full grail
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Imagine this being like a wedding proposal thing instead of a ring

ripe merlin
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Well it would look like a giant gem

coarse rapids
obsidian brook
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Cool chicken

obsidian brook
teal oracle
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Lethal company

teal oracle
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You heard it everyone
Woman said woman not real

granite reef
vernal loom
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I was never a female

granite reef
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That makes sense

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"I've never seen a woman"
-VJ Emmie

vernal loom
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WOMEN 👎👎👎

vernal loom
granite reef
fathom urchin
bronze oxide
vernal loom
urban coral
# bronze oxide

Even with the nerf, Ullapool Caber is pretty scary. Not as scary as before, but still

urban coral
neon vale
urban coral
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Reminds me of New Zealand

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They got this new funky rule

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Basically, you can only buy ciggies if you're a kid, but you can only smoke them as an adult

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Typical New Zealand

surreal lynx
# bronze oxide

sniper is better at taking down high priority targets than spy

neon vale
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with parental consent its legal

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our counties are the drunkest in the nation

surreal lynx
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but i had one moment im pround of up to this day, it was when i tricked enemy medic to uber charge me when i was a spy

granite tangle
# neon vale

theres 2 us states that are straight up rectangles

bitter spruce
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im sorry there wasnt massive wars to those negotiate borders

bitter spruce
surreal lynx
urban coral
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Honestly, most would agree with liking Velma

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Ah. The show

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Yeah nah, you're objectively wrong if you like it

neon vale
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huh

full grail
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btw is that AI generated or actual voiceline? Never heard of it

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should play Postal 2 soon
luckily got it for free on GOG

urban coral
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Does it sound like an actual voiceline?

full grail
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yup

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but by the sounds of you it isn't

urban coral
urban coral
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Man, these wasabi potato chips are really spicy

bitter hearth
# surreal lynx

im not one of them, i will tell you not to say your opinion cause i will judge, harshly

tiny dew
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Dead server. Dead chat.

urban coral
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I found out that the new Deathwing Knights still have the feathers, so that's based

vernal loom
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The purple thing you see when you close your eyes

vernal loom
granite reef
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The merriest

full grail
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I bought OTXO
seems promising

ripe merlin
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@coarse rapids i dont understand this, does it refer to "C:"??

coarse rapids
ripe merlin
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Ah thanks

full epoch
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Eepy

candid cloud
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Your picture in Vishyvanka.

ripe merlin
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@coarse rapids help

tepid matrix
urban coral
ripe merlin
tepid matrix
void kelp
tepid matrix
placid bronze
urban coral
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Sounds about right

coarse rapids
ripe merlin
coarse rapids
tepid matrix
coarse rapids
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Just go to bin and launch thru there

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The exe

ripe merlin
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oh

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why is unisntalled called setup-bp

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tf

coarse rapids
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That's not what's on the image bro

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I don't know what you're doing IG

ripe merlin
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oh it works

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Oh my god the walking dead ost in main menu

coarse rapids
ripe merlin
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Am I supposed to kill pseduogiant with 2 nades and a artifact

coarse rapids
coarse rapids
coarse rapids
ripe merlin
coarse rapids
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He gives you a shotgun

coarse rapids
ripe merlin
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Loser menu?

coarse rapids
# ripe merlin What guide

There is literally only one NPC there with you
Go to the stairs from where you start,and find the artifact it'll teleport you

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You'll be able to find the guide that way

ripe merlin
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So uhm, I used the wrong artifact and made a vortex and died

full grail
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Opinions on OTXO

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?

coarse rapids
ripe merlin
void kelp
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Im gonna need 10m of strong rope, a comically large magnet and an elevated Position so I can sit above people and just randomly take their metal belongings

candid cloud
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@full grail , if you like hotline, you will like the otxo game.

bitter spruce
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but AWESOME!!!!

void kelp
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Magnet fishing but theft

candid cloud
bitter spruce
void kelp
teal oracle
candid cloud
void kelp
candid cloud
bitter spruce
ripe merlin
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@coarse rapids wait is that thing on tab skills tree or something, cuz I binded inventory to tab, can I somehow rebind that skill tree

teal oracle
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nuh uh

coarse rapids
ripe merlin
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Oh mb, how do I get a knife

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Also what is the snowball for

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Also that zombified stalker is bugged

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When I shoot him from outside he crashes my game

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When I enter he phases through walls

granite reef
coarse rapids
ripe merlin
coarse rapids
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Surprisingly well

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For a 2012 mod

candid cloud
granite tangle
bitter spruce
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no

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its a racing game

candid cloud
vernal loom
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I need my organs to be removed

shy narwhal
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@coarse rapids i wonder if you can rush the brain scorcher without disabling the miracle machine

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In SoC obv

languid hinge
coarse rapids
woeful gorge
neon vale
full epoch
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Ew

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AI ballsack cat

earnest escarp
tiny dew
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@earnest escarp We countin 13 days to TGA

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WIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

earnest escarp
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What?

bitter spruce
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the ai generated text

tiny dew
bitter spruce
neon vale
earnest escarp
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Frankly I'm looking forward to Dragon's Dogma 2 more than S2 atm

earnest escarp
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Dedicated showcase on the 28th, don't gotta guess and worry about news

tiny dew
tiny dew
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Whats hannin, @earnest escarp, anyway

earnest escarp
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Not much, eating Thanksgiving leftovers and rewatching Desperado

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You?

tiny dew
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Drinking mint tea and rewatching Malcolm & Eddie

earnest escarp
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Nice, I'm unfamiliar with the show, I wasn't much for sitcoms.

void kelp
full epoch
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How I’m trying to be

steel sapphire
full epoch
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Indeed

full grail
full grail
granite reef
glass bobcat
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New teacher in my school

granite reef
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Hard af

full grail
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I could have been legend of the zone by now 😭

bitter hearth
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hotline miami 2 is hard

granite reef
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You have to be lvl 25

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(just don't touch grass)

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Yeah that's the sad reality

bitter hearth
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i cant do the run in and punch everyone

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shooters like have auto aim, and the roll dodge doesnt dodges

candid cloud
bitter hearth
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ive been super bored

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to the point where i tried a cooking simulator

candid cloud
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So yeah.
You buying shootmania?

full grail
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Let me give you a tip
don't try to stay alive

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you will die more

bitter hearth
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i died even more

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when i take my time, peek and shoot, or run hit then run back and hide that works

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but when i try to john wick it out and run punching and killing everyone i end up dead

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cause apparently the npc's have hacks

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bullets allways get me

bitter hearth
bitter hearth
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i think they caught up to the store

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cause he isnt getting any more euro or dollars

candid cloud
bitter hearth
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indeed i got so destroyed

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dude their aim is notch perfection

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all i managed to hit was the walls

candid cloud
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But after playing a bit more, I understand that they kill me, because of me comitiing a mistake.

earnest escarp
bitter hearth
earnest escarp
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Ah

bitter hearth
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now im at some company or something and the boss gave me a parting gift

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meth

simple sageBOT
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Wight#8689 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

earnest escarp
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FÚCK YOU WOLF YOU RAT BÅSTÅRD

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anyways, was saying that I hate that level, rupturing my eardrums everytime

earnest escarp
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Cleared all of HM1 with A+, got halfway with 2 on hard

bitter hearth
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im in the garage

earnest escarp
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ought to finish it

bitter hearth
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the silenced pistol was awesome

full grail
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including hardcore
now I am playing the closest game to HM3
OTXO

bitter hearth
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i did a risky move

earnest escarp
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S rank is just for 2, right?

ripe merlin
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@coarse rapids my settings don't save in NW

bitter hearth
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i ran to an open space, took a gun shot both men that had a pistol and a shot gun

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but i got damaged

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like one bullet hit me

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nvm i died

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i hate how you have to restart all the level

earnest escarp
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I just run Tony whenever possible

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more fun with HM1

full grail
earnest escarp
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I still remember when Midnight Animal was being made, and it went from being an unofficial HM3 to some Persona crap and then bit the dust

coarse rapids
ripe merlin
coarse rapids
tiny dew
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I say we fight @simple sage, beat his ass to the CNPP and beyond, aight, @earnest escarp ?

earnest escarp
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Yeah sure, you just go on ahead and let me know when it's done

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I'm busy

glass bobcat
candid cloud
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When I buy it, sure.

hidden gazelle
nocturne iron
languid hinge
hidden gazelle
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@gray jetty Hallo my computer hav viris

surreal lynx
teal oracle
neon vale
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@urban coral

urban coral
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Oh wowzers

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Free miniatures?

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All in one place?

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You shouldn't have zak

teal oracle
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im coming along

hidden gazelle
vernal loom
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Wish me a happy birthday or get eaten

bitter spruce
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:DDDDDD

vernal loom
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I thought so

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JUST KIDDING THANK YOUUUU SHAHAHHAHAHS

bitter spruce
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how old are you now

bitter spruce
#

the descent begins

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you are no longer a child, your life begins, hell begins

vernal loom
#

Now I can actually go out and eat people

bitter spruce
#

should've done that last year so you wouldn't have been charged as an adult

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remember kids, before you turn 18 start as many fights as you can so you wont get charged as an adult

vernal loom
#

I ate people a few times in the past year

languid hinge
vernal loom
languid hinge
languid hinge
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GOJIRAAAAA

vernal loom
#

RAAAAHHHH

languid hinge
#

Happy birthday bud

vernal loom
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Thank you human peasant

languid hinge
#

Keep calling people peasants and watch what happens

void kelp
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Yesterday I spent 6 hours on and off solving one of those little keychain rubik's cubes and it took so long to turn right and it popped like 13 times and I had to keep redoing stuff because of twisted corners

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Like every few minutes the pieces would just explode and fly

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It was the most piece of shit cube Ive ever solved

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If you ever find one of those do not turn it or atleast dont do anything else besides making patterns on it

languid hinge
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My brother in christ, it's a keychain

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Of course it's going to be cheap plastic garbage, it's just for decoration

void kelp
void kelp
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At one point I got a physical headache

languid hinge
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Starvation is not on the menu for me

vernal loom
#

You

languid hinge
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Nuh uh

vernal loom
bitter spruce
#

true

vernal loom
# languid hinge Nuh uh

Instead of a birthday cake I want a wine glass filled to the brim with your blood and your head delivered to me on a silver platter

bitter spruce
#

mods can we behead this guy

languid hinge
#

Mods, crush his skull, thank you

void kelp
#

This was the picture of it

languid hinge
#

Lmao

bitter spruce
void kelp
#

I hate my life and I wanna die I aint got no iphone

neon vale
vernal loom
bitter spruce
glass bobcat
#

Kanye Sigma

bitter spruce
glass bobcat
#

light work, no reaction

languid hinge
#

Spy from team fortress 2 be like:

glass bobcat
#

Cool

languid hinge
#

Yeah, it is cool

glass bobcat
vernal loom
glass bobcat
glass bobcat
teal oracle
vernal loom
teal oracle
candid cloud